Rude Knight Collecting Tribute for Thou King [ASMR]
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
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I’m just imagining someone behind Fred clapping together two halves of a coconut to make the horse sounds.
😂😂😂😂😂
He's the knight that didn't appear in the film
"Your Mother was a Hamster, and your Father smelt of Elderberries!"
I could see him with his own Patsy
Oh brave sir Robin
Plot twist: There were no troops, you just got played like a damn fiddle.
Wouldn’t be the first time an npc got me
@@ishikawa7077 lol
At 7:14 , he introduces himself as Ulrich von Liechtenstein, which is the fake name used by Heath Ledger's character in a Knight's Tale (Great film based on the Canterbury Tales). That character is a peasant who pretends to be a knight. We are totally getting scammed.
Omg😂😂
@@jensenfass1688 Yes! I'm glad that I'm not the only one who caught on!
“Local Knight takes your money and burns down your village whilst flirting rudely”
Sounds like a casual Tuesday evening to me
Sixty-nein im from Florida so your statement makes sense
Also happens to be thor
Sixty-nein ofc
This isn’t a Minecraft video
“Being a nobleman and Lord of this area, everything I see in front of me is mine, including yourself.”
Is he flirting with me-
chloset no he’s just a slave trader
Rude Slave Trader Roleplay (ASMR)
Sir Ulrich did ask you to remove his Gauntlets!
Translation... "Your ass is mine."
Shutup Carl
We all know you wanted to clap them Cindy cheeks
Voice: Amazing
Looks: Serving
Costume: Fantastic
Acting skills: Pro level
Hotel: Trivago
@@WaterxDragon35 yes!
I didn't know he can push asmr to this level.
@AcornPhantom i
Grammar: Wanting
Bro not joking, he straight up could play that role in a movie.
Apparently, he is an actor.
He has had a role as extra Horse man un a movie
monty python and the searching for the tingles
Nigel Foster “Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?”
aboody abdulqadir this is one of the greatest comments and nobody even knows it...
nobody:
the king: im once again asking for your financial support
plot twist : the knight is the disguised king taking money
Ck2 in a nutshell
plot twist: the knight is Thor in disguise, infiltrating the kingdom with the vikings
If the king is Bernie why doesnt he just break up the banks
Pay up or diced up
"Oh you're not going to help take off my armor?"
Me, Drunk at midnight; "I do belive thou ist coming on me hard, good sire!"
Landon Badour bruh, the fuck do you think that’s gonna do for you? This ain’t the 70s, you don’t just call out random people like that 😂😂 fuckin weirdo
@@jacksoncordray1593 simp
@@Tiram-wk1zm 😐
😂😂😂
@Landon Badour cringe
"My time here is short"
Continues to roast my poor ass for 45 minutes
kaleol ll I would be scared shit if he was actually like this.
bhaahah
Ahaha so true LOL!!!
You nailed the horse riding motions, looks like this isn’t your first rodeo.
My suspicion is that he was riding the mechanical horse here.
Pause 😂
Savage J _[•The Benevolent One•]_ 😂
That's what my girl said before lock down
Godzilla King of the monsters 😂😂😂
3:40 “My time here is short”
Spends more than 40 minutes in the house
Literally npc logic
40 mins isnt long
Frick, thats a spoiler XD
Better than 5 hours lol
Also stops talking to fiddle with his gauntlets
"hey... you look like Boromir and Faramir brother"
"yup, I'm the third brother, Fred"
"Fredemir?"
"nop, just Fred"
"Denethor doesn't love you so much, eh"
"that man only loves himself"
Yess he looks like thor and faramir
Anyone else baffled by how perfectly he nailed the movements of being on a horse?
CrownClown Creations Honestly, tho 🤣🤣
Not really its pretty easy to do
Just ride a horse in front of a green screen on a treadmill, smh people are so stupid these days
Bro ya I was like "damn dude got this shit down"
He probably had someone holding a coconut carried by a African swallow.
Jake D they said movements not sounds
Plot twist, he’s actually riding a horse
Star Girl other people looking out the window “why is he taking a horse into his house”
@@genericguy5998 neighbour:why i can hear horse sound
Plot twist he’s not
He is from England..
plot twist: he's riding his horse on a treadmill in front of a green screen
Love the acting
And the heavy stare while taking coins away
He looks like thor and sounds like him
get gf gio oil lk
@@aislingedits3274 ppvouuouuuguu
@Young Jeez 😅Lmao
Me: watching asmr in bed, chilling
Amazon: *A U D I O B O O K S*
One word: Vanced
Ikr
Fun fact: EEeEEeEeEeRreReErEeeE
Your profile pic is that exact mood.😌👍
3:28 “You call this a house?”
Fred your Lucious Malfoy is showing
Hannah S ahaha literally what I thought
...I thought you were referring to Fred Weasley for a second and then I realized...
My god your right
Funny thing is that I just pictured Draco Malfoy saying that exact thing.. LoL 😅
@@Afghanistan-fh5km Lmfao
Quarantine must really be getting to me because the way he’s calling me “peasant” is making me feel some sort of way 😳
GRASS. NOW. OUTSIDE
Bro? 😧
TO THE FOREST, QUICKLY, FOR NATURE IS LOST TO THOSE WHO GIVE INTO DESIRE
you are too far gone to simply touch grass, you need to go touch T r e e
I mean
Whatever works for you
🤣🤣
Fred !!! You've outdid yourself on this one. The movements was exactly like you were on a real horse
MrDarkone713 outdone
MrDarkone713 the landlord is gonna be pissed if he makes a visit
He who plays Skyrim abosrbs the knowledge of the dragons
Joseph Bj you... that’s... that’s not how it works
Outdone
I was expecting you to say
"Hey you, you're finally awake"
LMAOOO WHY IS THIS NOT HIGHER
Skyrim is beautiful, he needs to do a jarl balgruuf one, he has the looks and hair
Why does that comment get less likes than it needs to!?
Too many Zoomers who don’t even know what Skyrim is...they only know battle royales and candy crush
You were trying to cross the border right
Me before watching this: ''Hey, can you lend me some money for a snack?''
Me after watching this: ''Mightsth you summon some coin, as i waneth to aquireh a CONSUMABLE?''
Thy commenter art thou earn thee like that they do requireth
Little does the knight know, I am the king in disguise and he will be executed for disrespect shortly after he leaves
You dropped this 👑
🤴
Or he is a fellow retired knight 😂
That is where I was goingvwith going with it as well!
The horse riding made me laugh I wasn’t ready for it.😂
SAME
Yup same
it reminded me of minty python and the search of the holy grail... hilarious stuff!
Yo but it was SO GOOD THOUGH?! Like he got the body language down PAT, and his movements changing with the speed, like... so accurate, so well done.
Remind me shrek 2 idk why
0:10 me when i was in coma for 2 years and notice im the only mtrfckr left on earth
this comment is underrated holy fuck lmao
When you're sick of being called Thor and decide to become Prince Charming from Shrek 2
Nah he's Sir Ulrich Von Lichtenstein from A Knight's Tale. If you have seen it I would suggest it! It stars Heath Ledger
@@alternifeind15 So many people don't get the name reference... It saddens me so ;-;
Bruh did shrek beat the fuck out of fred tho
Shit he became Shrek in human form
JAJAJA JAJAJAJA You raffated
Watching Fred gallivanting on an imaginary horse really makes me think we’re gonna be alright, you know?
Yes.
A reassuring feeling.
I don't know why, and I think I might be lying to myself, but there certainly is something.
Bruh. I feels
What are you talking about? Clearly there's a real live horse just out of frame.
"I wouldnt call it gallivanting, miss." Arthur Morgan voice*
Landlord152 I'm the 420 like
Ulrik von lickteshtine . Took me a second to remember where I've heard that name before 😂
He looks like boromir and faramir’s third brother
thankkk u
Fredamir
Matthew Chang hairamir
Ｏｈ
I see him more as a Rohirrim, but I see that too
I wonder how silly he felt pretending to ride a horse for 3 minutes 😂
MRios1128 😂
Exactly what I was thinking! He did it pretty well though
That's was a pretty good 3 minutes. I woulda thought he was actually riding if the background looked clearer
dude just imagine hentai voice actors
he smashed the pretend horse rocking tho
The RUDE knight is friendlier than the Perfume Guy
" You could have stolen these things"
Ah yes, i stole a wall
Yes you built on to it.
i have stolen an entire fireplace and house indeed
Yup just a couple of them, but just to make a house nothin too fancy, just 16 of them
"I snatched the flame right from the kings fireplace"
Ah yes I stole these rocks from nature
"sir this is a mcdonalds"
ShadowfromNorth “sir I get your a knight but just please tell my your order there is a line”
Eustace Humessa or “well of course a peasant like yourself would consume such I wouldn’t even call this food”
😂😂
😂
@@genericguy5998 Oh god, this could've come from my father.. o.O
Scary.
Okay forget the jokes. Can anyone else see him in like a badass protagonist as a actual knight or something? He's got the build for it and the voice like come on
He looks like a character straight out of a LotR movie. It's not even the armour, it's his face and speech.
Kinda like a young Boromir or a more blondish Aragorn
And there is the Anduril in the background.
@@RTr-nw1fj One does not simply walk into a prop room and dress like Boromir. 😅😜
He looks like Faramir
Definitely a solider of Rohan
"A Local Knight scams you out of all your possessions and never returns."
Sounds like my ex
@@jaynecooney9549 sounds like my school
awerange_ I’ll trade my ex for your scool
"my quest is noble, I can tell you more indoors"... "now give me all your gold or I'll burn your house down!"
You're like an RPG character with high persuasion and intimidation...
and with the jojo blood, doing everything menacinly
@@jup9618 eyyyyy👉👉. Noice 👌
@@jup9618 KONO DIOOOO GA ;)
@@xtfxdarkflame4975 yarou
Skyrim players: yes.
Gauntlet sounds 3:20
Armor removal 8:56
Pouch crinkling 14:52
Coin clinking 18:40
Donning armor 37:23
We just gonna skip the fact he owns an Andúril replica.
He’s ready to fight Sauron at any time
Or is it Narsil?
He's like I'm right here bitch
Name place and time
Is that the clothes he is wearing?
Edit: nvm I just looked it up
Yes
27:20 that miss made me laugh and i can keep on going back to it
😂😂 I love the way he tried to push it deeper down lol
no joke, scrolling comments, sees this, plans to click on it so i go back up to see what time i am now, 27:24
@@tomme6875 woah woah man chill out that's the most sus thing when you take it out of context
@@pieterhakim8806 hahaha
For some reason I was expecting another person to walk in and just say “greetings I’m Geralt of rivia, Witcher”
NÃO
knight: *sweats*
Now I wanna see Fred do a proper Gerald roleplay
Man when I heard him introduce himself I was instantly taken back to my childhood !! I absolutely LOVE ‘A Knight’s Tale’ !!
One of the 🐐 ASMRtists
yes, this!!! But also, now I know that he's faking and we're just getting robbed by a guy pretending to be a knight 😂
So your one of the few who caught that movie reference
Everybody: *Monty Python jokes*
Me: Hey, you! You’re finally awake!
Jon GetitDunn stop with the Skyrim jokes
William Powell why
The biggest skyrim joke is the New Port that will Come on every next gen
Im extremely surprised there wasn't an asmr pun in the comments
"Hey you, you're finally asleep. Caught in that tingle trap, same as us and that subscriber over there.."
@@williampowell533 RATIO
All i can imagine with this “horse riding” is someone walking behind Fred with the coconuts like in Month Python 😂
Everyone: Fred nailed the movement of him being on a horse
Me: who said he wasn't actally on a horse
'Before we begin, I want you to help me take off my armor.'
'M-My Lord, this is all so sudden!' 😳😋
Ikr! Btw is that GD in your profile pic?
@@akazaynab Yep! The one and only 💗
@@Erizedd Nice! Love it he's so handsome ❤
woah
No
When Thanos snapped he sent Thor all the way to Camelot.....
yeah and now he takes more tribute than needed
No way this guy looks like Thor? What novel and interesting take.
Tbh, I would 100% read a crossover of Thor and King Arthur
Bruh I was looking for a comment like this
Bruh 😂
I love the name you chose. A Knight’s Tale is one of my favorite movies ever
"My name is Sir Ulrich."
Me: "*rolls eyes and laughs* awesome reference!!"
A Knights Tale. Yes indeed.
Love how at 1:22 when the horse changes it’s stride slightly, Fred moves to match that.
Fred: are you not going to take off my armor?!
Me: I’ll take off whatever you want me to take off... 🥴🤤🤤🤤
Fred: "You call this a house"
Me: Laughs in dwarvish hidden mineshaft "And they call it a house! A HOUSE!"
This is no house... this is a tomb...
I got Lucius Malfoy vibes lol
As soon as it started I was expecting a “Hey you you’re finally awake”
“You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that imperial ambush. Same as us, and that thief over there.”
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 "I would have gotten away to had it not been for you filthy storm cloaks."
shut up back there!!
broderick kurtz I could’ve stolen that horse and been halfway to hammerfell
I was a knight like him, until I took an arrow to the knee
Your videos are so relaxing not just for the audio, but also for your videos and movement
this should have been called "Knight threatens you to pay protection money."
That's how the medieval mafia works
Yeah, collect tribute is just code for "your my bitch now; suck on dem toes".
Thank you!🙄
Considering that medieval knights actually had more in common with street gangs rather than the noble servants they're often portrayed as - that makes sense.
"Ah, you, you're finally awake"
Damn, you beat me to it
XXVlll “You were trying to cross the border right? Same as us, and that thief over there.”
Zeke Yeager “Shut Up Back there!”
@@millsyguy4719 "Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us?"
@@cryptic_spunk you skipped a little dialog but thats ok
The “A Knights Tale” sequel we never knew we needed. This man is truly the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our lord God, the one, the only.... well, you know.
Yessssssssssss!!! Literally Health Ledger is so amazing in that movie
May he rest In peace
Me, a noble: is this some kind of peseant joke i am too rich to understand?
Mataco70 is that a reference to horrible histories?
@@prophet2.06 yes
Me who had a private edu and can spell peasant: is this some sort of peasant joke I'm too rich to understand?
Jk no hate thought it was a good opportunity
@@lyingsauce3586 nah it's fine
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
I never!!
OH brave, brave, brave, brave, brave sir Robin
If I remember correctly they ate the minstrels
Jerry Sullivan and there was much rejoicing
@@dylanchouinard6141 yaaaaaaaay
Little did he know, he walked right into a sting operation set up by the King himself. Well, he will get to explain everything in the dungeon.
'Forgive me, I have not yet introduce yourself'
-Fredsvoice 2020
Huh?
Did I have a stroke reading this?
You that read wrong
YOU THAT READ WRONG TO
COYS!
This is probably one of my favorite ASMR videos. You should make a Robin Hood ASMR where he returns the goods the rude knight took.
*When Chris Hemsworth become a rude knight and come to collect your coins*
Me: "Thor? is you?"
Him: [stares you in asgardian language] "I didn't expect you'll recognize me"
"Is there a place you can tie your horse? In a forest? Nah, can't think of one mate."
Lol 😂👉🌳
I know a place it looks like 👉🎄
"There's a wrecked Pinto next to that overgrown substation to the east... You could tie it to the A-pillar"
A tree
5:40 that's a pretty nice way of saying "give me everything ye got or i'll have me lads shank ya"
Honest to god I loved his movements on the horse. Nailed it my man. Hope you go far.
43:08 “Mr. Stark... I don’t feel so good...”
Really wanted to hear "Oh, you're finally awake" at the beginning there.
Edit: wow didnt expect this many likes, uh, hi the people liking this! you want some coffee?
We're all brothers and sisters in binds now.
Rorikstead... I´m from Rorikstead...
@@xymyan Damn you Stormcloaks! I would have been half way to hammer fell by now.
You were trying to cross the border right?
Walked right into that imperial ambush
@@dabufboi8976 same as us
And that thief over there
Should be titled "If medieval knights had a GoPro"... 😁 The "horseback" movements were so on point it made me wonder if you were filming on some sort of mechanical ride!
"This is obviously a shakedown." [Persuade]
KH4NM4N-_- I don’t think the Riften guards were to happy with me after that
KCD?
ВАУ, Я АЖ ПОДАВИЛАСЬ СВОЕЙ СЛЮНОЙ ОТ ВОСТОРГА 😍😍😍😍😍
I could imagine him fitting in a Skyrim or Dragon Age game
DolfelzMC yeah he could be a chevalier without the shitty French accent haha
Elder Scrolls
Wolfgang go cast your fancy magic someplace else!.
Only the fifth game is called Skyrim. It's The Elder Scrolls.
@@Cadaverous0711 and he only thought of the fifth game, Skyrim. BECAUSE THERE IS NO FUCKING DRAGONS IN OTHER ELDER SCROLLS GAMES.
Log 75.
Day 902, Sunday:
A knight accompanied by men arrived at my base of operations today in the afternoon.
They sought tribute, and tribute I gave them. The knight was very suspicious, but required naught a single answer from me in the face of my many valuables and possessions.
He thinks himself a swindler, but what he does not know is that I run a den of thieves. Underneath my "hut", lies my true hoard of gold, and treasures unimaginable to even the red-hot coal-scaled dragons of the east.
The nearby village from which most of my ill gotten gains have been acquired from has sadly been burned to the ground. It seems that in targetting them for easy gains, they did not have enough for the sir knight and suffered the ultimate price.
He seeks to return for more gold and valuables, and while I do not privy myself a generous man, he will have his gold and silver, for there is a village to the north, past the Golden Plains that me and my men can target instead. It is of course a shame that such an easily targettable village was burned to the ground, but at least there are more.
End of Log 75.
Dread Domino okay what the heck, why was I imagining the thing about the vault filled with unimaginable treasures underneath the hut too?
Do these for each rp video
Is no one gonna speak about how thy voice matches perfectly with the time peiriod
The King: Fred we’ve been over this, don’t extort farmers for tributes you then blow on hair products.....[long pause] is that a new shampoo?
Fred: 🙄
The King: .... ..... .....
Fred:🤷♂️
Read it 2 or 3 times and then this actually pretty funny
@@Roostest yeah I stopped blowing my brains out around time 97.
Fred's "friendly" characters:
Very rude
Rude Knight
Me: Hm, he has to be actually friendly then!
Knight: Very rude
Me: 😒
Ulrich von Liechtenstein? I see you're a fan of Heath Ledger's Knight's Tale as well.
I always love these more inventive ones. Keep them coming, they're fantastic.
It is sad that he won't return to gather gold, considering he just took gold and a knight's armaments. It seems this Lord is in for a beheading for the crime of being a traitor to the Realm in robbing one of its former defenders. Next up is his perspective in the torture chamber, all kinds of metallic sounds and an equally rude torturer. Ooooh myyyy.
I dont think that would help me fall asleep
I do
Kinkkkkkkkyyyyyyyy
10:10 "Everything I see in front of me is mine, including yourself" 😳
😳
couldn't remember the channel's name so I just wrote "asmr guy looking like thor"
I can confirm that it works
I can confirm as well
confirmed
RUclips algorithms are glorious
Works in Spanish as well
"Dashing Yet Condecending Gent Daintily Fills A Coin Pouch Whilst Staring Into Your Soul ASMR"
What an amazing video!!!!!!!!!! Wow!!!! I can watch this forever haha :) Beautiful armor and just absolute perfection being on a horse etc. Bravo!!!!! I literally bow down to you and you can have all my possessions haha For the King!!
Fred Lannister.
^
Yes, I'm the little known brother that's just not *that* into his sister
Fred fooking Lannister
You would fit this role in a movie perfectly!
Ulrich von Liechtenstein was a German poet who wrote stories about knights and noblemen at a time when such stories were very relevant to real life, as it was the Middle Ages, around 1200. I must applaud Fred for all the effort and research he puts into his videos. From his movie role plays to even getting details such as names of historical, cultural and scientific details right. I’ve got to say Fred, you’re probably my favorite ASMRtist yet.
Fbdddd. Ou u.iutree
He's blonde! He's pissed! He'll see you in the lists! Lichtenstein! Lichtenstein!
He whispers! He taps! He helps me take a nap! Liechtenstein!
He comes from Gelderland!
Man in the Sun GELDERLAND GELDERLAND GELDERLAND
SHUT UP NERDS
Sir. Ulrich really let that Knighthood go to his head! 😅
"Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life."
The sass is real lol. “THIS IS WHAT KNIGHTS WEAR.”
*Only bad thing about this video...*
_Is that it ended!!!_ ❤️💤 _I could listen to you ALL day!_
Wow this is amazing. Just five minutes ago I finished watching "The Fellowship of the Ring" and I open RUclips and there this is! You look fantastic. Reminds me of Boromir. Great effects!
Yes! I was looking for someone to mention that he looks like Boromir! 🤩👌🏻
@John Kavars Kind of a third brother, in between the two... Fredamir
Love the Knights Tale reference! don't see many ppl talking about it here :D
Fred was definitely a knight in a past life. He rocks that armor too hard to not have been a knight 😆
Now imagine him in a set of templar armor and mmmmmmm
@@SoUnholy hehe
Btw hell yeah wth legosi
@@chrishopkins8173 yup cant wait for season 2
we're very rich for a peasant, and as such the only explanation is that we have a pet dragon who steals for us
Or we’re secretly Robin Hood in disguise. As the knight leaves, we then pull some clever trick to replace the coin bag with a bag of rocks.
Having a pet dragon would explain the nice fire we apperently have
This man has to be an actor I swear he’s so good
I used to be an knight like him, then i took an arrow in the the knee
But i survived and know i have a STANDO
to the knee
Kobi-Wan Aenobi maybe he meant that he literally took an arrow he found in a knee (then he got fired for stealing)
@@greenapple5005 a jojoke xD
It's a trap
OK, that armor looks pretty awesome.
Love that you gave your character the name from the movie A Knights Tale. Well done. Your acting is amazing!
Anyone else find it weird that he stares you in the eyes as he takes your money
He's just looking at you smugly while dropping your life savings one by one into his pouch, like, what are you going to do about it, PEASANT? 😆
@hyndergogen Yes, I do too stare into my partners soul during intercourse.
hyndergogen IM WHEEZING! 🤣🤣🤣
hyndergogen THE FUCK
Just look back at him. Assert dominance
The real star is the horse being able to carry your ego and most perfect of hair.