To whomever shared this: You...are a rockstar. Beautifully done with the extension /replay. Dimmed to perfection for sleeping. I just subbed because only a true asmr fan would think of those things. God bless you, sir...or ma'am. And good night to all who remember and/or appreciate this oldie but a goodie.
I heard that she wrote a book with cover art of Lady Justice with a blindfold and balance who is practicing Alexander technique in side profile. Supposedly, Geta titled it: "Head, Neck, Back: Centering The Courts While Standing And Sitting"
if you: - need your neck to be free - looking for a navy suit for war - have sandwich breath - remember "Chevrolet", "Zebra" and "Honesty" then you came to the right asmr
Geeta was disbarred because when the courtroom bailiff would say "all rise", it was taking her 10 minutes to make sure she was in the proper alignment to stand.
@@warriorsheart9102People (like me) who enjoy this content for ASMR fall asleep to this sort of stuff, and a black section in the comments helps block out light. Nothing to it but that. It really helps me when I watch late at night as there’s still a glare from white text when the screen is dimmed.
One of the all time best expressions of “word soup” I’ve ever seen. Soooo many minutes of absolutely mindless MEANING LESS chatter. Decent asmr of course so I approve ;). But yeah…..she could sell used cars on the side too I would imagine. Only humans would try to sell each other more appropriate ways to set their butts down on a chair and then again being said butt UP off the chair and back into a standing bipedal posture.
It's not meaningless. There are studies that have shown that Alexander Technique has helped people with back pain. It is basically a form of physical therapy.
I thought for ages it was largely meaningless but I've listened to this to go to sleep every night for about the last 5 weeks and I actually understand every word and she's making complete sense. I'm also taking some of these tips into my daily life and it's helping my neck pain
Some of the nonsense asmr videos are the best because I just want to hear someone talking continuously and calmly and explaining something. It sort of feels like it’s better if it’s nonsense because there’s leas to try to pay attention to.
@@paulhunter123 Not holding any tension in the neck, so not straining the muscles. Letting the head just naturally rest where it sits if you don't activate any muscles in your neck
So I've just learnt that Diana's brother was a model who was murdered in 1986, but his body wasn't found until 2007 and not identified until 2019. The inquest into his death only closed in March 2023!! Poor Diana 😢
I'm not sure she would appreciate getting a notification like this. If it's true, she already knows and doesn't deserve this public reminder of such a horrific event. Please be kinder and more mindful of others.
@malorywood2944 She didn't post this though so why would she get a notification? I think it's interesting to know what personal loss she's suffered, considering how many millions of us she's soothed over the years. It makes me even more in awe of her. I didn't post it to be unkind. I posted it to give context to her and the light she brings to the world after such darkness in her own
True ASMR legend. Is that your expert opinion? Perhaps you're "unintentionally" insulting the the woman whose speaking by reducing the content to just a woman with a soft voice.
Legend has it Geta is a lawyer now with a very strong expanded back😂
6ft wide
@@mooney228And soft….
There are a few Gita s in London working as barristers …
@@ClarkeIllmaticalLondon? Are the people in this video not Australian?
@@CyrillicSanga Thanks.
The head, neck, back relationship has been
✨️JEOPARDISED✨️
I thought this was previously unseen footage added! I got so excited, my torso widened and I got a lovely breath
😂
I think that’s just called a fart
"oh yes, that's just a dreadful way to stand up," I think, as I lie in bed shaped like a human Möbius strip
Hahaha, that made me chuckle
I’m laying down like a Klein bottle myself
😂
At least you're flexible.
😂
The quality on this video is so much better than the one i have from like 8 yrs ago
This is one of my all time favorites to fall asleep to
Legend has it that Geeta flushed her own law career because she kept standing up when the judge asked everyone to be seated.
This made me laugh more than it should (Cause I watched this asmr 1000 times)
Lol
Well done 😂
Not because she's a pkai btasrad
Hall of Fame Unintentional ASMR video
Such ✨lovely little guidelines✨
You like WHO ELSE had "lovely little guidelines"?
That's right. Adolf Hitler.
To whomever shared this: You...are a rockstar. Beautifully done with the extension /replay. Dimmed to perfection for sleeping.
I just subbed because only a true asmr fan would think of those things. God bless you, sir...or ma'am. And good night to all who remember and/or appreciate this oldie but a goodie.
I've heard that Geta has become the most balanced woman in the world.
And it was effort less.
I heard that she wrote a book with cover art of Lady Justice with a blindfold and balance who is practicing Alexander technique in side profile. Supposedly, Geta titled it: "Head, Neck, Back: Centering The Courts While Standing And Sitting"
I know one thing, the curtain lady would be nuts over those drapes.
Believe me, she wood. They’re so pretty. Gorgeous.
Omg 😂
People wouldnt believe what they've GOT here!
Don't you just hate it when your waiting for the movie to begin in the cinema and people just won't sit down .
*SQUEAL* PURPLE DRAPES!
Ned Flanders.
She picked the right ones, I have to say... You could never find these anywhere.
Love revisiting this relaxing classic and reminding myself how bad my posture is at the same time!
After watching this whole video my torso is 5 feet wide and I've softened into a pile of jello
Diana: This area must not be yanked in.
Diana 3 nanoseconds later: Just yank that in for me.
Sooo relaxing. If I was having the session I’d have goosebumps where she was guiding me…and possibly drooling.
I was trained by a physiotherapist who spoke like this and who did this kind of hands-on guidance. It was soooo relaxing
“I want you to think like, a kite”. I needed this thank you.
Lovely little guidelines
if you:
- need your neck to be free
- looking for a navy suit for war
- have sandwich breath
- remember "Chevrolet", "Zebra" and "Honesty"
then you came to the right asmr
"Navy suit for war" always makes me tingle.. and giggle 😅
"It was your face."
Okay Imma need context for the last two. What have I been missing
@@piecesofstarlightthe last 2 are from the cranial nerve exam of Pat LaFontiane by Dr James Kelly.
@@karriraisanen6145is the second one from this video?
She needs to mention "happy little trees"
"Your honor! The eye witness's head-neck-back relationship is very much compromised!"
Little bit of arms coming forward but that's all right
This is sending me😂
Geeta was disbarred because when the courtroom bailiff would say "all rise", it was taking her 10 minutes to make sure she was in the proper alignment to stand.
Thank you so much for this video. I have never experienced such a pleasant ASMR. I feel joy for some reason. Is this normal? Absolutely perfect.
I love this for asmr but it is funny being instructed on how to stand up lol
I always wonder if Geeta was warned ahead of time she was gonna be touched this much 😂
@@JillyMae89 omg 🙄🙄 shut up!!
Blank comment for a dark screen ❤
.
Doing the Lord's work here
Also dim the screen 😮
Tf y doing lol
@@warriorsheart9102People (like me) who enjoy this content for ASMR fall asleep to this sort of stuff, and a black section in the comments helps block out light.
Nothing to it but that.
It really helps me when I watch late at night as there’s still a glare from white text when the screen is dimmed.
@@samantha4130you can pull down on the video title in the app and it will play the video in a small space bordered entirely by pure black
The original video is still going strong, even Diana (the instructor) is aware of it
Wow. I put this on and I was out in less than 15
One of the all time best expressions of “word soup” I’ve ever seen. Soooo many minutes of absolutely mindless MEANING LESS chatter. Decent asmr of course so I approve ;). But yeah…..she could sell used cars on the side too I would imagine. Only humans would try to sell each other more appropriate ways to set their butts down on a chair and then again being said butt UP off the chair and back into a standing bipedal posture.
I thought that was just me but it’s def all nonsense
i just fucking suffocated 🤣🤣
You are impeding my ability to let my shoulders soften and widen out.
It's not meaningless. There are studies that have shown that Alexander Technique has helped people with back pain. It is basically a form of physical therapy.
I thought for ages it was largely meaningless but I've listened to this to go to sleep every night for about the last 5 weeks and I actually understand every word and she's making complete sense. I'm also taking some of these tips into my daily life and it's helping my neck pain
This woman is a god
dess
EFFORT LESS
UP YOU GO 🗣🗣🔥🔥
I read this in her voice 🤣
I love how shes smirking like she just invented the word lol.
it gives a flow, to the whole bean
like a kite and your spine is the string
No not my old way. Yes! Beautiful.
OMG! I forgot about this gem!
😮
'Youre not trying to breathe there, it's just happening' 😂
I feel like I'm being hypnotized
Wow…very calming
7:20 The best part.
Don’t forget to bend your knees quite quickly.
I would like to learn the Alexander method.
That’s understood.
You've got a lovely breath
All you need is some Naturopathic Healing. Alexander approves.
I heard it’s a Great method…
@@whiteclifffl😊
“This area MUST NOT be yanked in - just yank that in for me?”
Yes that always makes me laugh 🤣
14 minutes passed really quickly
Please Dianna come back...😢
I wonder if Gita still practices these principles with her clients. “Before we plea, you need to allow the neck to be free and the shoulders to widen”
Objection, your honor! The neck was NOT free and the head was floating” …. Sustained.
She is studying lore
I often feel my back spiralling as i sit down
Compression you should say, rather than spiral
@@sibby84all the way down your back... and don't even get me started on your pelvic balance
This is perfect
"A very viable joint."
Sounds like a plan.
Legend says Diana used to date Bob Ross!
That’s a lovely little happy breath. Your knees live here.
That links that, that links that.
I was literally reading this comment as she said it 😂
That’s understood.
Flow up everyone
when a video gets 50x the asmr views than the original 😂
Original video from Diana's channel Is now in 6.2 million views
Geta is now a full capacity lawyer
Why she never done more ?
She’s 100% correct though. The neck should always be free….
JEOPARDIZED! 😮
Lengthening, softening, widening
I must be doing something wrong sitting and standing. I sit half my life. Not sure what though. Lol
Bro slam dunks flat footed.
Can someone explain to me how to make my neck free and my torso widen
Anyone else notice she keeps telling her to be quiet 😂, fantastic asmr but she is chatting absolute bollocks!
She isn't. I thought she was for ages but I've listened to this about a hundred times now and she's absolutely making sense at every point
Some of the nonsense asmr videos are the best because I just want to hear someone talking continuously and calmly and explaining something. It sort of feels like it’s better if it’s nonsense because there’s leas to try to pay attention to.
@@sibby84was does the neck be free mean
@@paulhunter123 Not holding any tension in the neck, so not straining the muscles. Letting the head just naturally rest where it sits if you don't activate any muscles in your neck
😂 brain mechanisms...it's there.
@@sibby84
I’d very much like to flow up.
“The head weighs 4.5 kilos, and that’s a lot, sitting on our little neck, and we’d rather it not,” just stop it there for out of context hilarity😭
So I've just learnt that Diana's brother was a model who was murdered in 1986, but his body wasn't found until 2007 and not identified until 2019. The inquest into his death only closed in March 2023!! Poor Diana 😢
I'm not sure she would appreciate getting a notification like this. If it's true, she already knows and doesn't deserve this public reminder of such a horrific event. Please be kinder and more mindful of others.
@malorywood2944 She didn't post this though so why would she get a notification? I think it's interesting to know what personal loss she's suffered, considering how many millions of us she's soothed over the years. It makes me even more in awe of her. I didn't post it to be unkind. I posted it to give context to her and the light she brings to the world after such darkness in her own
8 hours to stand up
"Lovely breath"
Is there some analogy with the "sandwich" one by any chance?
but I suspect only MY neck was free, this time
How much free time Alexander had 🤔
Geta is now a practicing family law solicitor. She has excellent posture.
Neck free, shoulders free, arms free, hands E for everyone
These people would never stop throwing up if they saw how I sit at work
According to this, everyone in the world needs a university degree to stand up and sit down
I didn't learn anything except that this old gal might be enjoying this a little too much.
Let the neck be free
Her leggings match the curtains 😂🎉
And they’re so so pretty. Believe me. I gotta say the truth..
And………..not…….least of all
the feet…
Im starting a fundraiser to buy Geeta a better chair.
We out here wide-maxing. I’m so wide right now.
Is it me or does everyone see how this video is much darker than all other videos on RUclips? Like I can hardly see them
My neck is free.
I'm so proud of you, Jeremy.
Here I am again 🙃❤️
Welp looks like I’ve been sitting down and standing up incorrectly, I guess I’ll die now
i thought the lighting had failed....not even joking
14:10 Didn't pay their hydro bill?
Geeta went from a full-on law career to a half-assed law career. But with great posture.
Did anyone else hear her pass gas 4 times?
Terrible, terrible
terrible, need a time marks
No, when?
Go away ffs
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I think it was more like 5
I still don’t know who Alexander is even after all these years lol
The neck has been fred. 😂😅
Stool or chair, let’s discuss
You can't pass a chair¿¿
Women really will do anything to get out of doing cardio
😂 the Alexander technique... legend has it that a man started this whole thing! 😂😂😂
@@tanyita5846he did. They often refer to him as the GREAT
Watch the chin
She would make a killing working for a 1-900 call service
soft legs.
Ohhh man
Geta is amazing. Her watch is not. IMO.
I'd like to meet Geta...
If she's qualified as a lawyer, I'd gladly help her with her briefs .......😅
she's in a head neck relationship
she's in a head neck relationship
She’s having a stroke the whole time.
The girl's fine
Just quiet..
To dark
True ASMR legend. Is that your expert opinion?
Perhaps you're "unintentionally" insulting the the woman whose speaking
by reducing the content to just a woman with a soft voice.