Resident Evil 7

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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @RealPratfall
    @RealPratfall 7 лет назад +30389

    I'm glad that after 20 years they finally put Evil Residents in a Resident Evil game

  • @CobaltFyrestone
    @CobaltFyrestone 7 лет назад +3189

    One thing I learned from the Resident Evil games is that killing someone doesn't actually kill them.

    • @CobaltFyrestone
      @CobaltFyrestone 7 лет назад +54

      ***** Ah but alas I'm not a freak ass zombie dude that likes eating garbage.

    • @CobaltFyrestone
      @CobaltFyrestone 7 лет назад

      ***** Exactly lol

    • @MingusDynastyy
      @MingusDynastyy 7 лет назад +42

      Also guns are useless

    • @CobaltFyrestone
      @CobaltFyrestone 7 лет назад

      High On Summer For some reason lol

    • @corru027
      @corru027 7 лет назад +44

      But I thought people die if they are killed

  • @Yerffoeg5
    @Yerffoeg5 6 лет назад +19385

    They say when you have small children, the safest toy you can give them is the gun from Resident Evil 7

    • @vladtepes2667
      @vladtepes2667 5 лет назад +518

      My child loves it.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад +315

      Looks like that's a friendly family fact

    • @JoeMeizer
      @JoeMeizer 5 лет назад +210

      damn, that was good

    • @raid_arsenal8032
      @raid_arsenal8032 5 лет назад +159

      If your child needs an ass beating but dont want to leave a single mark, shoot them with it.

    • @rxincandy_V
      @rxincandy_V 5 лет назад +68

      @@raid_arsenal8032 That's actually gonna leave a big ass mark. Learned that from my third baby. Always try internal bleeding, never a hole through the forehead.

  • @banana2649
    @banana2649 3 года назад +3024

    Resident Evil 7 : How the fuck is he still alive
    Resident Evil 8 : How the fuck am I still alive

    • @blipblop1112
      @blipblop1112 2 года назад +42

      Yeah, pretty much

    • @BroadcastingCN
      @BroadcastingCN 2 года назад +64

      The whole world: how the hell is this whole world is still in control

    • @thegreatpiginthesky3904
      @thegreatpiginthesky3904 Год назад +15

      The answer is Mold

    • @hull_
      @hull_ Год назад

      You god dame yeeee

    • @megabuster3940
      @megabuster3940 Год назад +14

      *Resident Evil 8 : How do I get Vampire Mommy's number

  • @drewbennett1495
    @drewbennett1495 7 лет назад +3030

    The parts where dunkey's voice is more fuzzy adds to the comedic value.

    • @usefulrooster9600
      @usefulrooster9600 7 лет назад +291

      That's the unplanned part.

    • @crusadernikolai1996
      @crusadernikolai1996 7 лет назад +34

      Drew Bennett
      *fuzzy*
      WHAT THA FUCK COME ON NOW

    • @TheHasmith99
      @TheHasmith99 7 лет назад

      Charles Funtime wrong

    • @Vallun
      @Vallun 7 лет назад +67

      i think the fuzzy voice is his live recording of it but maybe he actually edits it taht way

    • @CChrist-mh4mk
      @CChrist-mh4mk 7 лет назад +101

      Drew Bennett that's when he is actually playing the game and commentating at the same time. When his voice is normal it's him dubbing over the gameplay.

  • @yomaster12345
    @yomaster12345 7 лет назад +7966

    Resident Evil 7: Return of the return of the return of the return of the guy I just fucking killed

    • @pdors94
      @pdors94 7 лет назад +37

      yomaster12345 yo foreal..realtalk..this game is Kinda BS for that specifically..

    • @underwolf6311
      @underwolf6311 7 лет назад +57

      +pdors94 that is unless you play easy mode

    • @blanck00xd12
      @blanck00xd12 7 лет назад +4

      keep the like count constant guys

    • @yes-ep9ln
      @yes-ep9ln 7 лет назад +14

      oh no but he comes to life again

    • @johnbadman3340
      @johnbadman3340 7 лет назад +26

      Resident Evil 7: [guy's name]'s revenge number 17

  • @Timesmanify
    @Timesmanify 7 лет назад +4354

    This is a literal resident evil.
    Because the residents are evil.

  • @savehimgffff1777
    @savehimgffff1777 5 лет назад +10887

    The best thing about resident evil 7 is that it really makes you FEEL like a resident.

    • @santiagocodina9751
      @santiagocodina9751 4 года назад +196

      _It has a little something for everyone_

    • @josshibu4155
      @josshibu4155 4 года назад +123

      This joke really make you FEEL like it's been run into the ground.

    • @DrRAZI99
      @DrRAZI99 4 года назад +20

      An evil one

    • @breakingbacon658
      @breakingbacon658 4 года назад +27

      I don’t feel 7...

    • @sameeh420
      @sameeh420 4 года назад +9

      The best thing about the best thing meme is that it really makes you feel like you are the best thing

  • @Funk_Monkey
    @Funk_Monkey 3 года назад +4174

    This game is 90% running from a character you thought was dead.

    • @Hassony523
      @Hassony523 3 года назад +103

      Re3: “and?”

    • @danjac354
      @danjac354 3 года назад +73

      @@Hassony523 Re2: "And?"

    • @Bigsmokefin
      @Bigsmokefin 3 года назад +6

      @Gio Colalillo replies

    • @NinjaPickle
      @NinjaPickle 3 года назад +65

      RE1 Flashbacks to where if you didn't go burn zombie corpses, they come back alive later in the game faster and stronger than before

    • @Chrispius327
      @Chrispius327 3 года назад +10

      AKA, almost all the RE games

  • @weaselweasel6601
    @weaselweasel6601 7 лет назад +2877

    In an alternate future where the spaghetti doesn't have meatballs.

    • @boomsauce2082
      @boomsauce2082 7 лет назад +31

      Where bees make honey from humans.
      Where Miyamoto died instead of Iwata.
      Where Barry is replaced with Bob from Monsters and Aliens.
      wanna continue?

    • @banana1231234
      @banana1231234 7 лет назад

      Fireball OS that second one wouldn't have been so bad

    • @contrakin8172
      @contrakin8172 7 лет назад +3

      "Coming this summer!"

    • @TheTlay101
      @TheTlay101 7 лет назад +19

      worst timeline

    • @mableyatts2832
      @mableyatts2832 7 лет назад +3

      Weasel Weasel in alternate universe where alternate fact is legit.

  • @mgsRyder
    @mgsRyder 5 лет назад +6959

    Everybody tough till you play in VR.

    • @scream-ue8be
      @scream-ue8be 5 лет назад +57

      i beat the game 2 times and 1 time in vr

    • @Cute___E
      @Cute___E 5 лет назад +218

      @Dave Klonpenberg Are you sure you didn't mean Bruce Lee?

    • @Oumeola128
      @Oumeola128 5 лет назад +421

      @@scream-ue8be bruh

    • @Yurinarytracked
      @Yurinarytracked 5 лет назад +47

      @@scream-ue8be nope that is simply incorrect

    • @abdur4754
      @abdur4754 5 лет назад +69

      @@scream-ue8be you're like 15 lmao stfu

  • @zackary6001
    @zackary6001 7 лет назад +9345

    I remember the day that I found your channel, that day was magical

    • @tanksalot5671
      @tanksalot5671 6 лет назад +25

      Zack achramaina my same

    • @tnawarna
      @tnawarna 6 лет назад +160

      that day was today. currently going through every video he has on the channel

    • @vladtepes2667
      @vladtepes2667 5 лет назад +5

      @@tnawarna Fid you watch Pizza

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @thebarbiter4644
      @thebarbiter4644 5 лет назад +8

      Yea, he got me into Halo & Undertale (the first video of his I watched was his BOTW video)

  • @suddenlysaber
    @suddenlysaber 7 лет назад +3895

    I was hoping it would be Papa Johns when he answered the phone

  • @Lazyboy5298
    @Lazyboy5298 7 лет назад +2729

    What kind of degenerate puts spaghetti noodles in the fridge?

    • @Hal_142
      @Hal_142 7 лет назад +59

      I didn't even realize that. oh my god.

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke 7 лет назад +101

      The same degenerates who think bread goes in the fridge/freezer.
      The people you know who freeze bread may say they don't do that, but that's because they haven't reached level 10 degenerate yet.

    • @blahthebiste7924
      @blahthebiste7924 7 лет назад +36

      I eat bread Suuuuuper slowly, so if I don't freeze it it just molds before I've eaten half of it.

    • @omimis
      @omimis 7 лет назад +17

      But it molds faster when you put in the fridge

    • @blahthebiste7924
      @blahthebiste7924 7 лет назад +38

      No, certainly not

  • @LunaTycho
    @LunaTycho 7 лет назад +4466

    Loving the "Waste of Bullets VII" gameplay, Dunk

    • @pinkguy5537
      @pinkguy5537 7 лет назад +155

      Rei Tachibana a.k.a typical resident evil

    • @SkyCrimson
      @SkyCrimson 7 лет назад +10

      Rei Tachibana they must have gotten developers from tom clancy's division

    • @kyoudoku
      @kyoudoku 7 лет назад +13

      Can't wait for "Waste of Bullets VIII".

    • @marialllacuna3253
      @marialllacuna3253 7 лет назад

      Rei Tachibana I'm

    • @aqibkhan2491
      @aqibkhan2491 7 лет назад +1

      Rei Tachibana fuck off anime weaboo

  • @No_Sleepee
    @No_Sleepee 4 года назад +1460

    is nobody going to talk about that scream at 0:03? Shit was legendary

    • @Belligerennt
      @Belligerennt 3 года назад +73

      That scream had me laughing for the rest of the video.

    • @MinecraftJesusGaming
      @MinecraftJesusGaming 2 года назад +6

      Scary

    • @dragonslayer9671
      @dragonslayer9671 2 года назад +17

      When you forget you wife's birthday

    • @lga4187
      @lga4187 2 года назад +1

      Real dunkey fans who watched his Portal 2 video from like 12 years ago know that scream very well.

    • @lordheadass3662
      @lordheadass3662 Год назад +4

      bugs bunny reminiscent

  • @millerrepin4452
    @millerrepin4452 7 лет назад +2103

    It may be scary but it's no knack

    • @Reftize
      @Reftize 7 лет назад +54

      uh oh did somebody say knack??????

    • @sttate
      @sttate 7 лет назад +91

      Knack is the only game in recorded history to have a haunted level of over 100,000,000

    • @AnaxofRhodes
      @AnaxofRhodes 7 лет назад +47

      *HERE COMES THE MON-AAAYYYYY!!*

    • @nitromagilou597
      @nitromagilou597 7 лет назад +4

      Nah, Super Mario Bros. 2 is where it's at.
      Actually, I'm kidding; Knack is the best.

    • @Otherones5
      @Otherones5 7 лет назад +18

      I'M A MILLIONAIRE! POP THE CHAMPAGNE!

  • @XOLiD55
    @XOLiD55 7 лет назад +3242

    Capcom's gonna win that Comedy award this year I can feel it.

    • @AndeePasta
      @AndeePasta 7 лет назад +144

      nice car ethan

    • @hemangchauhan2864
      @hemangchauhan2864 7 лет назад +74

      Ethan? What about JAAASSSOOONN!!!

    • @CountArtorias
      @CountArtorias 7 лет назад +3

      Hullo there!

    • @formaggioparma
      @formaggioparma 7 лет назад +62

      "NICE CAR ETHAN! mind if I take it for a ride?"
      its fine! [DIES] 10% of the game the 90% of the game
      BOI, HOW'S GOING BOY, BOI BOUI BOOOOI BOY BOIIIII MOY BUOI BOYB BOYBOB BOBOYY BUY BOIIIII! the 8% WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, SON, BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! the 1% waste of bullets7

    • @TehLawl101
      @TehLawl101 7 лет назад +4

      Wat

  • @Herodegon
    @Herodegon 7 лет назад +1888

    "Is he wearing a bullet proof vest?" As he continuously shoots at his head

  • @lemonjuice7244
    @lemonjuice7244 5 лет назад +2772

    *W H A T A T H R I L L*

  • @DammitSinged
    @DammitSinged 7 лет назад +2646

    *Waste of bullets VII - Bagool's Return*

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 7 лет назад +124

      DammitSinged Waste of Bullets VII Part II: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

    • @brianadkins5712
      @brianadkins5712 7 лет назад +45

      Derilect House Footage- Sinister 3

    • @Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL
      @Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL 7 лет назад +27

      Bools Realm

    • @sandybgaming8536
      @sandybgaming8536 7 лет назад +39

      coming soon DLC unlimited bullets, but the enemy will have unlimited health, LOL

  • @spethmanjones2997
    @spethmanjones2997 7 лет назад +1710

    "Are you serious?!? _He's just legs_!"

  • @felixpadilla3215
    @felixpadilla3215 7 лет назад +933

    I roared in laughter when he said "this'll come in handy"

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 3 года назад +1088

    Some games have this thing called "bullet sponges." In Resident Evil 7, they have this feature called "sponge bullets."

    • @DeWitherWarrior
      @DeWitherWarrior 3 года назад +10

      Mastsh peice

    • @MinecraftJesusGaming
      @MinecraftJesusGaming 2 года назад +6

      They're using toy guns

    • @a.k8185
      @a.k8185 2 года назад +2

      Greenhouse battle in a nutshell on madhouse difficulty

    • @HeyJoshyJosh
      @HeyJoshyJosh Год назад +4

      @@a.k8185 It took me forever to realise that the greenhouse fight was actually a boss fight. I put so many bullets into that old spider woman and she still didn't die, so I thought i had to try to escape the greenhouse instead.

    • @a.k8185
      @a.k8185 Год назад +3

      @@HeyJoshyJosh
      I was playing through the game on normal... 3/4 years ago, and jesus, it does feel like she sucks out every last piece of ammunition out of you before (probably) dying.
      It's more annoying than terrifying.

  • @kilroy_wuz_there
    @kilroy_wuz_there 7 лет назад +3452

    I definitely thought that when he picked up the phone it would be that one crazy guy from Rust lmao.

    • @Maisur29
      @Maisur29 7 лет назад +4

      Tbh I thought it was the farcry guy

    • @knowariddle9462
      @knowariddle9462 7 лет назад +47

      That would have been so perfect!

    • @aarosundvall
      @aarosundvall 6 лет назад +153

      *NO NO NOO YOU CANT KILL ME*

    • @stevepisano5566
      @stevepisano5566 6 лет назад +35

      I would be in a casket right now if it was the no no no muda fucka guy from rust.

    • @ceruleansurge9177
      @ceruleansurge9177 5 лет назад +14

      I brought my die move, you can't even kill m-

  • @blackorean9619
    @blackorean9619 7 лет назад +4158

    This was scarier than that one time dunkey beat sky in smash

    • @SirKibble15
      @SirKibble15 7 лет назад +14

      idk if it was scarier, but pretty close

    • @rahziallen
      @rahziallen 7 лет назад +10

      blackorean but that never would have happened in warbutt

    • @PotatoMussab
      @PotatoMussab 7 лет назад +2

      It's always your fucking unfunny ass repeating the same jokes on every fucking comic section

    • @rahziallen
      @rahziallen 7 лет назад +14

      Stanley Rubric bad bait

    • @Crabgar
      @Crabgar 7 лет назад +56

      Woah that comment was more aggressive than Sky after Dunkey beat him in smash that one time

  • @Luigiweegy
    @Luigiweegy 7 лет назад +2454

    This video makes me notice how dirty my screen is.

    • @Light-ro5bp
      @Light-ro5bp 6 лет назад +3

      I cleaned my screen but I still couldn’t see shit

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +916

    "He's a 100% dead he can not come back from that"
    Jack: I didn't hear no bell

    • @classit8248
      @classit8248 3 года назад +2

      hi new justin y why are you commenting on a video from 2017

    • @JopocaJ
      @JopocaJ 3 года назад +1

      @@classit8248 cuz he got no stache, obviously, he can do whatever he wants

    • @classit8248
      @classit8248 3 года назад +1

      @@JopocaJ oh yes I forgot

    • @bigmac3524
      @bigmac3524 3 года назад

      South Park

    • @thegrandwizard1700
      @thegrandwizard1700 3 года назад

      The only comment of yours that doesn’t have over 1,000 likes.

  • @fairdot
    @fairdot 7 лет назад +1695

    DISCLAIMER: this video is only around 0.8 haunted, don't worry, its safe to watch.

    • @andrewnebz
      @andrewnebz 7 лет назад +81

      Didn't you see the description? It's over 3 haunted, stop trying to lure people in.

    • @saphir7897
      @saphir7897 7 лет назад +46

      he talked about the game being over 3 haunted, but i'd say the video is at around 1 haunted

    • @garbanzomeatball
      @garbanzomeatball 7 лет назад +33

      Nick Cannon
      It's about a 1 haunted. It's safe but you should be. Careful anyway.

    • @keatonramey2274
      @keatonramey2274 7 лет назад +44

      Its over 3 haunted? God damn... The last game to do that was Super Mario Hotel for the Atari 69!

    • @michellegodwin6567
      @michellegodwin6567 7 лет назад +28

      I thought RUclips's policy only allowed videos of 0.5 haunted or less?

  • @infektedx6900
    @infektedx6900 7 лет назад +3104

    "IMA grab this, might come in handy." I'm dying

  • @CTP1111
    @CTP1111 7 лет назад +2186

    Waste of Bullets 7
    nice

  • @Consural
    @Consural 4 года назад +1365

    3:12 Accurate portrayal of me flirting with women

    • @Exorcist_ali248
      @Exorcist_ali248 4 года назад +22

      Brutal

    • @firehunterz2311
      @firehunterz2311 4 года назад +7

      Pfffff nah we know ya ain't got the balls to even talk to them much less flirt

    • @Consural
      @Consural 4 года назад +101

      @@firehunterz2311 Projecting much, buddy? :) I may be ugly, but I'm not a coward.

    • @bettercallvenky
      @bettercallvenky 4 года назад +17

      @@firehunterz2311 stop liking your own comment

    • @LolaTheGardevoir
      @LolaTheGardevoir 4 года назад +6

      3:27

  • @-TPLT
    @-TPLT 7 лет назад +1062

    He absorbs all his bullets? But wasn't he killed in Zanzibar? Yeesh. Didn't know Capcom had the rights to Shadow Jesus.

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 7 лет назад +42

      love the reference

    • @adambrien896
      @adambrien896 7 лет назад +39

      Well, it is clearly has the classic ladder scene. It is a sequel to MGSV: Dunks of the Patriots.

    • @nightslash3535
      @nightslash3535 7 лет назад +39

      He's the least killdest guy of all time.

    • @rahulbirdi4917
      @rahulbirdi4917 7 лет назад +8

      stealth is a vital part of metal gear

    • @granto.1976
      @granto.1976 7 лет назад +32

      He's that ninja...

  • @laurentscasino3244
    @laurentscasino3244 7 лет назад +2539

    "Excuse me, can I come in here?"
    "STAY THE FUCK OUT!"
    "... Is that a yes?"
    fucking dead

    • @sebakisniesebakisnie7592
      @sebakisniesebakisnie7592 7 лет назад +52

      Laurent's Casino "What did a gun say to the dumb bitch?" :'))))

    • @lordofskin
      @lordofskin 7 лет назад +8

      ZombDude 626 it wasn't that funny

    • @tommymarett6431
      @tommymarett6431 7 лет назад +2

      Laurent's Casino as soon as I read this comment that part of the video played

    • @laurentscasino3244
      @laurentscasino3244 7 лет назад +2

      LegitMaggot fuck off party pooper.

    • @sposlpat
      @sposlpat 7 лет назад +3

      Laurent's Casino your not dead

  • @TK421ak
    @TK421ak 7 лет назад +4990

    Can't See Shit the video game

    • @TheArsenalgunner28
      @TheArsenalgunner28 7 лет назад +142

      TK421 ino!!! I was just watching this video and thinking something's wrong with my eyes, some clips are nearly complete darkness xD

    • @SirZeph3
      @SirZeph3 7 лет назад +38

      TK421 Pretty easy to see shit if you up the brightness......*facepalm*

    • @Ac3Mustang
      @Ac3Mustang 7 лет назад +160

      SirZeph brightness was on high, and I have an s8+....sometimes you just can't see shit dumbass

    • @SirZeph3
      @SirZeph3 7 лет назад +18

      Then maybe you should get your eyes checked instead..."dumbass" .....

    • @steamedrice97
      @steamedrice97 7 лет назад +116

      Dunkey has the brightness turned down real fuckin low for some reason. This is the only gameplay vid of this game that i've seen that's like this.

  • @robertflinch2447
    @robertflinch2447 3 года назад +982

    I always forget that Ethan literally got his hand cut off and they just stuck it back on and poured goop on it

    • @Average_K
      @Average_K 3 года назад +132

      You’re in for quite a thrill in the new one

    • @redskinsboy09
      @redskinsboy09 3 года назад +37

      Stapled it back on but ok

    • @iu.lia.na.
      @iu.lia.na. 3 года назад +13

      It all makes sense now!

    • @whispersinvenice
      @whispersinvenice 3 года назад +56

      In Village, there is a whole explanation as to why he has "super-healing" or whatever you'd call it. You'll see.

    • @redskinsboy09
      @redskinsboy09 3 года назад +19

      Lmao don’t spoil it bro

  • @mr.stealthrt6366
    @mr.stealthrt6366 7 лет назад +223

    logic-people die when they are killed.
    resident evil- nuh uh.

  • @asunayuuki8710
    @asunayuuki8710 7 лет назад +962

    "Knock, knock. What did gun say to dumb bitch?"
    Die. *bang*

    • @salahad-din9168
      @salahad-din9168 7 лет назад +9

      Asuna Yuuki is this how you get too comment? Anime character followed by witty remark?

    • @Malek-dg4gh
      @Malek-dg4gh 7 лет назад +3

      Asuna Yuuki ewww SAO fan

    • @harryolo1
      @harryolo1 7 лет назад +3

      Ye boy don't you know that? Here's another. (clears throat)
      Sp-

    • @voidbg7017
      @voidbg7017 7 лет назад +4

      if one thing the internet taught me
      then yes
      yes anime characters with quotes make da money

    • @1haunt
      @1haunt 7 лет назад +10

      o shit you watched the same video as well??

  • @haydenory4285
    @haydenory4285 7 лет назад +3304

    "Nice car, mind if I take it for a spin"
    "Oh well, you won't be able to get in I locked the door"
    - Proceeds to rip off the door instantly

    • @alittar8062
      @alittar8062 7 лет назад +472

      "Well atleast he cant start the car"
      - Proceeds to start the car

    • @TieMaxx
      @TieMaxx 7 лет назад +377

      yeah we watched the video too

    • @TomFromYoutube
      @TomFromYoutube 7 лет назад +9

      Yea I think it's supposed to be funny

    • @TomFromYoutube
      @TomFromYoutube 7 лет назад

      Yes lil peepee head we saw the other comment. No need to say what's already been said.

    • @TomFromYoutube
      @TomFromYoutube 7 лет назад +2

      And this is coming from someone calling themselves a "peepee head" have a nice day..

  • @michaelwave2587
    @michaelwave2587 4 года назад +497

    “It’s just legs” so this is where Pixar got the idea for Onward

  • @TheCanihavaname
    @TheCanihavaname 7 лет назад +3301

    OK but what did you actually think of the game Dunkey?

    • @Jairjax
      @Jairjax 7 лет назад +749

      Looked like he liked it.

    • @VolandZero
      @VolandZero 7 лет назад +142

      Wologan B. i rly hope this is sarcasm

    • @NoLs4
      @NoLs4 7 лет назад +41

      holy shit you must be joking

    • @caviey
      @caviey 7 лет назад +116

      Voland It's definitely the best after RE2 & 1

    • @lightjohn125
      @lightjohn125 7 лет назад +110

      This is what RE 4 should have been, instead of the garbage 5 & 6 that followed.

  • @QuoteNat
    @QuoteNat 7 лет назад +686

    I didn't know they got the black knight from monty python to play the antagonist.

    • @ablackbunny3149
      @ablackbunny3149 7 лет назад +51

      QuoteMasterN best part about it all, you can super glue your limbs back

    • @betogoncalves4426
      @betogoncalves4426 7 лет назад +36

      Sliced in Half....TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND

    • @walterstarmans2430
      @walterstarmans2430 7 лет назад +3

      what happens when you don't glue your limbs back on?

    • @Juiceplooce
      @Juiceplooce 7 лет назад +6

      you have to get them reattached, its not optional.

  • @amasimarCieWidzi
    @amasimarCieWidzi 7 лет назад +678

    That MGS3 ladder joke is what got me laughing the most.
    Well played Jason.

    • @Storm_RangerX
      @Storm_RangerX 7 лет назад +5

      It was funny but since he just recently used the joke on his LISA video it felt a little stale imo.

    • @carsonjustcarson
      @carsonjustcarson 7 лет назад +15

      made it funnier for me haha

    • @Hal_142
      @Hal_142 7 лет назад +2

      if he does it a third time then it's ok. but if this is it then it's overused.

    • @seriatim2205
      @seriatim2205 7 лет назад +29

      overused will never be in dunley's vocabulary. It's not even close, baby.

    • @MrBrandonSeet
      @MrBrandonSeet 7 лет назад

      OHNBoss

  • @samlund8543
    @samlund8543 7 лет назад +7537

    “He can’t get in the car, I locked the door.”
    *Rips the car door off*
    “Well, at least he can’t start the car-“
    *Starts the car* “You better start running...”
    “FUCK THIS GAME!”
    😂😂🤣

    • @nowifihere3986
      @nowifihere3986 6 лет назад +284

      Sam Lund oh thank you for subtitling that part man i was lost on what they were saying.

    • @TheKurtkapan34
      @TheKurtkapan34 6 лет назад +86

      saying "fuck this game, man" in his iconic black voice is literally the funniest part of that bit, how no include that?

    • @adamzdrowak6461
      @adamzdrowak6461 5 лет назад +79

      I almost missed that part, thanks. The cancermojis also told me when I should laugh, so thanks for that as well.

    • @jvniori
      @jvniori 5 лет назад +30

      Sam Lund wow its almost like we watched the same video

    • @fatherdjungelskog
      @fatherdjungelskog 5 лет назад

      That was actually terrifying

  • @BoringMan
    @BoringMan 7 лет назад +1952

    Resident Evil 7: The Guns dont work

    • @pinkguy5537
      @pinkguy5537 7 лет назад +9

      thibault poncetta resident evil: drifting edition

    • @YTeradicant
      @YTeradicant 7 лет назад +4

      BoringMan wasn't resident evil a 3rd person game? kinda like evil within I'm so confused

    • @JVLY
      @JVLY 7 лет назад +2

      Even after you finish the game and get the powerful end game reward, enemies still take 4-6 headshots to put down. It's a good thing they are (as are all the enemies) pretty easy to black and avoid.

    • @danielmontano-lobe9094
      @danielmontano-lobe9094 7 лет назад +1

      What is the powerful end game reward?

    • @BillRevis
      @BillRevis 7 лет назад +5

      The shotgun is pretty good, there's not a lot of ammo for it though. You can 1-2 shot all the standard enemies with it.

  • @Cloudshide
    @Cloudshide 7 лет назад +1043

    I'd pay good money to see dunk do a full let's play on this

    • @pavith3817
      @pavith3817 7 лет назад +11

      Belowski me too

    • @mirimoto22
      @mirimoto22 7 лет назад

      Belowski i agree. lets get it started

    • @DEWMNINJA
      @DEWMNINJA 7 лет назад

      That's not really his thing. But yeah sure.

    • @lumblysumbly
      @lumblysumbly 7 лет назад +22

      Would never happen. He is incapable of doing anything serious.

    • @mirkosembranti8512
      @mirkosembranti8512 7 лет назад +53

      Belowski i'd pay good money for dunkey's pants, and then asking him his other pants

  • @octagonocologist
    @octagonocologist 7 лет назад +825

    "Welcome to XBOX customer support"

    • @Alen725
      @Alen725 6 лет назад +2

      Wow where did you hear that? Maybe in that video everyone watched?

    • @jeffferreira1321
      @jeffferreira1321 6 лет назад +4

      No shit dumb ass. What did you think quotations were for?

  • @Barrenthevampire
    @Barrenthevampire 3 года назад +136

    "Okay he's 100% dead he cannot come back from that"
    Jack: We've been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty

  • @aydenmcgonigal4081
    @aydenmcgonigal4081 7 лет назад +1454

    I like how he showed the final boss instead of the actual dad at 4:54

    • @evgenkhersonets880
      @evgenkhersonets880 5 лет назад +78

      But the real Dad was still alive!

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred 5 лет назад +374

      I think he remembered Jack did become a giant goo monster, but got it mixed up with the other goo monster that's the final boss.
      Not to be confused with the various other goo monsters found in the game.

    • @nasimulhaque726
      @nasimulhaque726 5 лет назад +73

      That final monster is that very old paralysed woman you see at the dinner scene in the beginning.

    • @purepangea17
      @purepangea17 4 года назад +28

      @@nasimulhaque726 I believe the wiki calls her grandma

    • @MrJank-jz4wp
      @MrJank-jz4wp 4 года назад +27

      It was grandma and grandma is the little girl

  • @aladdin8260
    @aladdin8260 7 лет назад +258

    WOW a Resident Evil gameplay vid with actual jokes and not a grown man screaming for 45 mins, thank you Dunko!

    • @maxd7193
      @maxd7193 7 лет назад +9

      this is not a "let's play" of course his jokes gonna be better, he has all the time to add it while editing

    • @aladdin8260
      @aladdin8260 7 лет назад +1

      Max D719 Yeah but still, Let's Play's are mostly screaming and only that

    • @maxd7193
      @maxd7193 7 лет назад +3

      i agree but i still would like to see a let's play of dunkey it could be interesting InvaderDin

    • @aladdin8260
      @aladdin8260 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah it would be dope

    • @TheCyanSqueegee
      @TheCyanSqueegee 7 лет назад +6

      Watch Cr1tikal...

  • @joekewl7539
    @joekewl7539 7 лет назад +670

    This reminds me of the time Dunkey beat Sky because he was black.

  • @ninjastargames253
    @ninjastargames253 5 лет назад +241

    0:04
    In less than 10 seconds, you already scared me
    (That's one hell of a scream)

  • @OmarM626
    @OmarM626 7 лет назад +320

    I think we can safely say that Jack is *not* the killedest guy.

  • @juanluispenategomez4065
    @juanluispenategomez4065 7 лет назад +719

    That guy is like "Tis but a scratch"

    • @keatonramey2274
      @keatonramey2274 7 лет назад +74

      Tis' just a flesh wound!

    • @diego1marcus918
      @diego1marcus918 7 лет назад +5

      Juanluis peñate NONE SHALL PASS!

    • @D0g63rt
      @D0g63rt 7 лет назад +24

      But your arm's off...

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso 7 лет назад +33

      Alright, we'll call it a draw.

    • @MuzichMann
      @MuzichMann 7 лет назад

      döm
      I've had worse!

  • @sparrow9635
    @sparrow9635 7 лет назад +829

    Wow that guy was strong. I wanna know his cardio routine.

  • @jorscht7147
    @jorscht7147 4 года назад +333

    0:03 same reactions when I played this game. No matter how high I set the brightness it's still too dark. But finishing the game is quite an achievement for a coward like me.

  • @emblemblade9245
    @emblemblade9245 7 лет назад +1132

    So was that guy the killdest guy ever? Or do we need to drop a telephone poll on him?

    • @door_productions4896
      @door_productions4896 7 лет назад +61

      Did he look dead to you?

    • @dellefranz
      @dellefranz 7 лет назад +50

      +Door_Productions well he may not be the deadest but he could still be the killdest guy ever, seeing as he had to be killed over and over and over and please daddy I'll be a good girl and over and over!

    • @lukeisonfire
      @lukeisonfire 7 лет назад +1

      Possibly not as that third clip with the spider type mutant isn't even him ;)

    • @door_productions4896
      @door_productions4896 7 лет назад +1

      I guess that makes sense

    • @sethpalmer5624
      @sethpalmer5624 7 лет назад +4

      poll as in: the process of voting? or pole as in: a long, slender, rounded piece of wood or metal???

  • @GarArtStudios
    @GarArtStudios 7 лет назад +1171

    Waste of Bullets VII genuinely sounds far more fun.

    • @koopakoo3813
      @koopakoo3813 4 года назад +2

      Wait Garrett!?

    • @-SoonerorLater
      @-SoonerorLater 3 года назад +18

      I genuinely don’t get why so many people genuinely like using the word genuinely in such a genuinely liberal way. It is genuinely annoying.

    • @octaviofranchino434
      @octaviofranchino434 3 года назад +4

      @@-SoonerorLater you have become the very thing you swore to destroy

    • @cooldudemcgee4457
      @cooldudemcgee4457 3 года назад +2

      Nah there’s like a 1 percent chance you actually played this game

    • @bifff2252
      @bifff2252 2 года назад

      That’s just the division

  • @R3turnByDeath
    @R3turnByDeath 7 лет назад +777

    I died at Microsoft support lol

    • @GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse
      @GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse 5 лет назад +8

      People tend to die at that.

    • @overflow5940
      @overflow5940 5 лет назад

      I don't get this joke, why was it funny (No, i'm not a Microshit fanboy, just wondering)?

    • @tylerevans7890
      @tylerevans7890 5 лет назад

      @@overflow5940 it's literally hell, and kind of a joke in and of itself. No one should have to go through that lol

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 4 года назад

      @@overflow5940 trying to communicate with Xbox customer support is like content creators trying to communicate to youtube

    • @overflow5940
      @overflow5940 4 года назад

      @@glctcthnkr8059 oh dear

  • @TheDurka
    @TheDurka 5 лет назад +202

    3:01
    Dunkey: If I raise my hands he will not see me.
    *3 seconds later*
    Jack: I see you!!
    *Now that's some Far Cry 1 bullshit right there*

  • @Josh_Howes
    @Josh_Howes 7 лет назад +713

    I said hello to a feminist earlier...
    The court date is tomorrow.

    • @BovietBadjur
      @BovietBadjur 7 лет назад +35

      Titan Guy hilarious and funni

    • @vriis
      @vriis 7 лет назад +1

      Titan Guy stolen from NB3 Kappa award smh

    • @siroakroots830
      @siroakroots830 7 лет назад +51

      Titan Guy hilarious and original

    • @ImCroozy
      @ImCroozy 7 лет назад +5

      THat's actually the funniest thing I've heard in ages

    • @colly407
      @colly407 7 лет назад

      Gee, I wonder what the charges would be... or the punishment if you were found guilty.

  • @MenagerieOfMadness501
    @MenagerieOfMadness501 7 лет назад +513

    I'll have the Spaghetti and Meatballs

  • @supershimadabro6839
    @supershimadabro6839 7 лет назад +1813

    I died laughing at the Metal Gear Solid reference at 3:23.

    • @Mehtulhead
      @Mehtulhead 7 лет назад +71

      John Chaser same!!! I'm surprised more didn't get it!

    • @michaelsmith3533
      @michaelsmith3533 7 лет назад +43

      Super Shimada Bro so happy you guys commented on this!

    • @NowlZeoPlus
      @NowlZeoPlus 7 лет назад +68

      what a thrill....

    • @nakedsnake_
      @nakedsnake_ 7 лет назад +26

      ahahahhahahaha yesss, the huge ladder that led us to gronzyl grad! loved that game man.

    • @sxiyanprince7111
      @sxiyanprince7111 7 лет назад +2

      the nostalgia

  • @rewsterfewd1226
    @rewsterfewd1226 8 месяцев назад +10

    Resident Evil 7 and dunks posted it 7 years ago, truly ahead of his time

  • @Broockle
    @Broockle 7 лет назад +95

    Man those are some next level dark graphics. I couldn't see a thing xD

    • @xyz765
      @xyz765 7 лет назад +6

      its probably your video card /monitor configuration, if the default its no comfortable adjust your profile.

    • @weeman9100
      @weeman9100 7 лет назад +7

      I'm pretty sure Broockle was just talking about this video and not his own game lol but it's nice to see someone try to help another person on the internet, especially in youtube comments.

  • @harambetheinnocentgorilla8538
    @harambetheinnocentgorilla8538 7 лет назад +909

    Clicked on this video faster than I pulled my weenie out.

    • @unclesamthejewwashipsterbe6975
      @unclesamthejewwashipsterbe6975 7 лет назад +1

      And thats how I got my gf pregnant.

    • @zodiac339
      @zodiac339 7 лет назад +7

      Eddie Serrano Bleach is only a good lubricant for the first 7 seconds. Then the burning starts. On the bright side, my butt has never been clean.

  • @amirgarcia547
    @amirgarcia547 7 лет назад +606

    Dunkey was right. The graphics are always the scariest part of any game.

    • @weedingsine0996
      @weedingsine0996 3 года назад +2

      @TheFallenRuler I played it on my PS4 Slim and it looked amazing

  • @GottaHvSims
    @GottaHvSims 6 лет назад +138

    "Derelict house footage" I Got that on blu-ray already
    LMFAOOOO

  • @hdz3363
    @hdz3363 7 лет назад +174

    4:39 the most killdest guy

  • @alphaamigo9688
    @alphaamigo9688 7 лет назад +228

    3:26 I swear I sing Snake Eater every time I climb a ladder in a video game.

    • @awesomerinc.8553
      @awesomerinc.8553 4 года назад +1

      I didn't understand that joke, what is it referencing?

    • @alphaamigo9688
      @alphaamigo9688 4 года назад +24

      @@awesomerinc.8553 In Metal Gear Solid 3, there is a gameplay segment where Snake climbs a really long ladder. While you climb it, the game's main theme, Snake Eater, starts playing in the background. It's a very iconic moment.

    • @awesomerinc.8553
      @awesomerinc.8553 4 года назад

      @@alphaamigo9688 ah, thanks

    • @awesomerinc.8553
      @awesomerinc.8553 4 года назад

      @Ameek Grewal Alright, I'll throw it on the pile of games I need to play but probably will never get to.
      I seriously have a problem.

    • @Imthecosta
      @Imthecosta 4 года назад +4

      @@awesomerinc.8553 it should be on the top of the pile snake eater is one of the best games ever created

  • @Bentouf42
    @Bentouf42 7 лет назад +313

    THE SNAKE EATER REFERENCE

  • @sketcharmslong6289
    @sketcharmslong6289 5 лет назад +122

    "What?? Nobody's going to eat this crow!?"

  • @Banana-cc5rx
    @Banana-cc5rx 7 лет назад +442

    I am triggered that dunkey didn't thank DarkSouls when he died in this game.
    That's rude.

    • @korvanon8832
      @korvanon8832 7 лет назад +215

      Thank you Waste of Bullets

  • @secondsleft8924
    @secondsleft8924 7 лет назад +19

    Capcom Devs: " The player gets the most satisfaction when they get to kill the same hillbilly multiple times."

  • @fifagod1000
    @fifagod1000 7 лет назад +212

    The Boss looked like shadow Jesus when he came out the car 😂

  • @DiscoBoi
    @DiscoBoi 3 года назад +73

    I love how even though Jack does come back as a big monster, dunkey uses footage of the final boss monster instead lol

  • @shyheembranch172
    @shyheembranch172 7 лет назад +421

    wait how he started the car without keys.....HE HACKING

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 7 лет назад

      there are wires under a car and you can use those wires to start a car without a key

    • @TakingThisWay
      @TakingThisWay 7 лет назад +77

      Pikachew Somebody watched too many action films

    • @kurf4122
      @kurf4122 7 лет назад +41

      +Pikachew You realize hotwiring a car takes a lot of effort and luck, doesn't happen instantly.

    • @Dragoo589
      @Dragoo589 7 лет назад +24

      Is a video game. Character can have 100% luck for sake of plot convenience

    • @shyheembranch172
      @shyheembranch172 7 лет назад +2

      Dragoo589 i'm talking about daddy tho (that's the guys name)

  • @Dontrel3030
    @Dontrel3030 7 лет назад +651

    Is here alternate paths you can take in this game that lead up to you missing different limbs?

    • @AndrewA60
      @AndrewA60 7 лет назад +109

      Gabriel S yeah, story varies depending on which routes and events you do in the game

    • @Blearcord
      @Blearcord 7 лет назад +149

      Hey, that's pretty good

    • @greatsupper
      @greatsupper 7 лет назад +675

      SPOILER ALERT: In the end of the game you become Exodia. The main character of Resident Evil 8 will be tasked with collecting all the limbs.

    • @blubbermolch
      @blubbermolch 7 лет назад +35

      ^ this should be top comment

    • @joshuagarcia2625
      @joshuagarcia2625 7 лет назад +2

      AndrewA60 do you know exactly how that happens I've done 4 play throughs and even in the guides nothing like that happens I think it might be Pre-order/DLC. I haven't see other RUclipsrs do that either

  • @awladhossain1153
    @awladhossain1153 7 лет назад +720

    "Waste of Bullets-that should be the name of the game." 😂😂😂

  • @mikek5958
    @mikek5958 5 лет назад +35

    4:05 "Oh what movie is this? Derelict House Footage? Oh, I got that on Blu-Ray already."

  • @cool444086
    @cool444086 7 лет назад +296

    What a thrill, im so fucking dead

    • @san-tbandit1807
      @san-tbandit1807 7 лет назад +17

      Peter Lee unlike that guy

    • @juicejames4921
      @juicejames4921 7 лет назад +2

      San-t Bandit no that’s guy is totally dead

    • @burrito270
      @burrito270 7 лет назад +2

      San-t Bandit this is a very underrated reply lol

  • @frankocean8691
    @frankocean8691 7 лет назад +998

    Wtf did you turn the brightness down or is it just the game? Half of the video is fucking dark as fuck.

    • @everice3310
      @everice3310 7 лет назад +112

      It's a horror game bruh

    • @sobversion3
      @sobversion3 7 лет назад +183

      shiiid Outlast was brighter than this and you needed night vision in that bitch

    • @elijaminwlc6079
      @elijaminwlc6079 7 лет назад +27

      RUclips gaming videos suck

    • @ClayGod
      @ClayGod 7 лет назад +18

      Elijamin Wlc lmao then why are you here

    • @TheTrueGOATS
      @TheTrueGOATS 7 лет назад +11

      You can change the brightness and it does make a very big difference with visibility but it does kind of ruin the graphics a bit.

  • @TheAUTcheker
    @TheAUTcheker 7 лет назад +1860

    I do not watch Dunkey, because he is actually of puerto rican descent.

    • @tarsan894
      @tarsan894 7 лет назад +6

      he's puertorican? dafuq

    • @Animoo
      @Animoo 7 лет назад +32

      AustrianKronos no bumbee, he is a latino furry

    • @peacefulltoucan
      @peacefulltoucan 7 лет назад +5

      Ooooooh.

    • @thehsushoe
      @thehsushoe 7 лет назад +5

      AustrianKronos some Puerto Rican's are black doe.. oooooh

    • @FoosterThePeople
      @FoosterThePeople 7 лет назад +34

      if you'd watched his 500k subs face reveal, you'd know that he is actually black

  • @Parky64
    @Parky64 Год назад +14

    That scream at the beginning didn’t just kill me, it eviscerated me and every thing related to me, wiping me from the fabric of reality.

  • @shredtildeath777
    @shredtildeath777 7 лет назад +35

    3:28
    " Its not that funny "
    Pure comedy gold

  • @stavik96
    @stavik96 7 лет назад +502

    1:59 wait what, you can lose your foot as well? o.O

    • @JVLY
      @JVLY 7 лет назад +44

      stavik96 Yup, you can get dismembered and then have to gather your limbs.

    • @stavik96
      @stavik96 7 лет назад +43

      so, how do you reattach it, also wouldn't losing your foot make it impossible to escape the almost unkillable enemy with an axe right next to you lol.

    • @JVLY
      @JVLY 7 лет назад +66

      stavik96 Explaining the reattachment would be a slight story spoiler. If you don't do it quickly, you can still get executed by the enemies since you are prone afterwards.

    • @2011carp
      @2011carp 7 лет назад +5

      tell the story spoiler anyways

    • @JVLY
      @JVLY 7 лет назад +107

      2011carp Slight Spoiler Alert
      Well, it turns out that there are these chemical compounds around the plantation that can heal you when combined with an herb. The substance heals your scars and can even reattach limbs. The game suggests it has heavy cellular regeneration abilities but unless it's on pages I haven't found, there isn't too much of an explanation. There is a lab later on where they were making a lot of different things so chances are that is where it came from since it appears that Jack has the same ability but intensified massively.

  • @ihcorochris
    @ihcorochris 5 лет назад +176

    Now we wait for dunkey to make a video on the RE2 Remake lmao

  • @ChronoKatie
    @ChronoKatie 3 года назад +28

    One of my favorite Dunkeyisms is when his mic randomly completely changes quality.

  • @aris-l5y
    @aris-l5y 7 лет назад +155

    3:27 the best joke ever

    • @DunkleCobro
      @DunkleCobro 7 лет назад +14

      Ok, damn. It's not that funny.

    • @epickagraczka4841
      @epickagraczka4841 6 лет назад +6

      She even laughed at it...*"it wasn't that funny..."*

  • @pntbller14
    @pntbller14 7 лет назад +8

    "Is that you bagool?"
    Nah son...

  • @vengefulship136
    @vengefulship136 3 года назад +18

    Resident Evil 7 is a game where you are scared and want to turn off the game, but when you actually turn it off you want to play it again

  • @neoblaze_
    @neoblaze_ 5 месяцев назад +4

    The best start to a video I've seen in a very long time.

  • @dazaemin
    @dazaemin 6 лет назад +31

    “Maybe if i put my hands like this he won’t be able to see me”
    “I see you”
    Rip

  • @harrisonchapman4712
    @harrisonchapman4712 7 лет назад +321

    No spoilers, but that wasn't actually the same guy at the end who came back

    • @JustTheWarning
      @JustTheWarning 7 лет назад +3

      who was that? at 4:54? I don't remember that being in the game

    • @cleversmart0303
      @cleversmart0303 7 лет назад +68

      That was Wheelchair Granny.

    • @ibroyaz
      @ibroyaz 7 лет назад +67

      It wasn’t but he still comes back after the legs,but it isnt that giant head thing

    • @whateverkat8122
      @whateverkat8122 6 лет назад +19

      JustTheWarning It’s the final boss... how do you not remember?

    • @johboat3534
      @johboat3534 5 лет назад +4

      He's also not dead after this game ends
      He's the main villain in the Joe Baker DLC

  • @scarletemperorrocky8900
    @scarletemperorrocky8900 4 года назад +49

    0:04 Everyone when they saw Fallout 76.

    • @Lukequest
      @Lukequest 3 месяца назад +3

      Keep spamming the time stamp for a funny goofy noise

  • @ryanthompson4092
    @ryanthompson4092 4 года назад +42

    “Are you fucking kidding me??” This quote defines this game

  • @guitarwierdo12345
    @guitarwierdo12345 7 лет назад +20

    "Is that you, Baghoul?" actual tears

  • @shortwhat157
    @shortwhat157 7 лет назад +43

    Yet again, dunkey makes quality quality content

  • @pataduzit1200
    @pataduzit1200 7 лет назад +249

    OH SHIT WHAT ARE THESE GRAPHICS
    this is the scariest one yet xDXDXDXDXDXD

    • @lascrannon
      @lascrannon 3 года назад +1

      Knack 2 laughs in the face of this game

    • @markdevontrocio1030
      @markdevontrocio1030 3 года назад +1

      @@lascrannon but Knack 2 is a KNACKSTAPEECE!

  • @asterginete3812
    @asterginete3812 4 года назад +18

    Best RE game since RE4 and I love this new direction of the series