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How I RUINED Mojang's OFFICIAL Event
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- Published on Mar 11, 2026
- Honestly the minions DLC was fire I'm not even gonna lie
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So Mojang (the real Mojang) wanted us to celebrate the spears and basically just told us to host this fun event... But the catch is, to win you have to kill as many MOBS as possible- and perhaps even PLAYERS. Silly shenanigans ensue yeah ENJOY :D
They didn't pay me to make this video I just thought it was funny :P shoutout to the kindness of my friends for letting me win by doing nothing so I could roleplay as gru!!!!!! featuring @jumperwho @Pangi @ashswag @jojosolos @SB737 @PrinceZam
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No way zam was exploiting on a Minecraft sponsored event 💀💀💀💀
why arent you supporting zam pangi
zam activities
support zam
Lmao wild
LOL😂
13:19 "Most players would die here, but I'm not most players" type-
Firefragments ahh
@ermactually-L69fr
“I’m the Immortal demon..”
@damaran834”your, the mortap demon.”
I thought this was like, "I'm not like other players"
1 minute in and they’re already exploiting 😂
@waterm3lonnn murder drones mentioned
@waterm3lonnn it is lifesteal after all
@earthofbfdi he never mentioned anything about whatever a “murder drone” is
@tommy-v9b it's their profile picture
@tommy-v9b it's a youtube series and the community is... questionable
"I always knew my boyfriend was chopped" 2:25
“Squiddo’s law” sounds like smth I’d learn in Science 😔✌️
@JasperSkatez it is science
Im doing a science project on biomes! its a group project-! My group got the tundra biome. luckily, I GOT PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY DO THEIR PART SO IM NOT DOING ALL THE WORK!!!
Its goofy murphys law
@sosogamer1754 It’s Murphy’s law from Temu
Except this is 100% true and not 55% true
15:53 WOAH SQUIDDO DRESSED AS MADOKA??
holding wemmbu as a cat
YES
@sheedspeedWembey should be the name of the cat (Wemmbu and Kyubey)
@sheedspeed wemmbu as kyubey makes too much sense
2:34 CLIP IT. CLIP IT NOW.
Clipped 😳📸
He DID deffeat Pangy at the end!
@MCHusk Diced to perfection_
I SAW THE END OF THJE ORIGIONAL LIVESTREAM
@brickyandbuddies what happened brk
What happened
Squidoo was hiding underground and then she convinced Zam to transfer points and she won the event
12:58 TAX UNION FOREVER
YESS ❤
Yay
😊😊
Long live tax union ❤
STOP REMINDING ME IM SINGLE 3:04
And here we are two single dudes sitting in their bedroom
@Albertthegreatpumpkin what will they do UwU
@Gpigeon_c haha I‘m not.
@Hugging134she doesn’t love you back
@ShadwDuck add me
I loved the part where Squiddo said "it's squidding time" and slimed out PrinceZam for the love of the game
12:05 LMAO THE BFDI MOUTH
What’s my pfp
@Quasirhombicosidodecahedron526 OMG NO WAY IT’S TENNIS BALL’S FOURTH FAVOURITE SHAPE!
Omg a bfdi fan :D
ikr
@AubreyJoga midfdi fan😭✌️
5:16 IS THAT THE TENNA DANCE
its so peak 😭
ITS DELTAPEAK
I THOUGHT MY EYES HAD DECEIVED ME
cabbage
YES
15:37 it’s yours now like it’s all yours))🙀🙀🙀
It’s all yours😱😱
@PokeisNOThere wifies…
why would you SAY THIS😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
@PokeisNOThere WAR FLASHBACKS BRO
INSANE REFRESH PULL
00:10 Spearsteal❌ Culling games✅
Yea lol.
@Chaninho_Gus culling games is wild lmfao
@Chaninho_Gus gg
TheRealKashimo vs Hakari737 was truly a matchup of the ages
😂fr fr
0:22 You OFC!
I thought it was Michael
15:17 Is this the code? Well it’s already redeemed and normally it’d say “Mash ups” (Edit: I also found when showing off the snowman on the top-left and in the smithing table at the beginning of the video) sadly, all of them were already found :(
Nah i found the code but they found before me;(
Someone epse found it first🙊
What is the code for??
@dolliesXx Minecoins
2:54 GIVE MEEEE
7:43 “why wait for mobs to keep spawning if we can just recycle the same pain over and over and over?! arent i a visionary?!!”
yes squiddo, you are quite the visionary
this is why therapist exist
2:35 SQUIDDO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
squiddo's law coming in clutch at any lifesteal event ever
5:16 THE TENNA DANCE!!! ITS SO ADORABLE🤩
15:59 THATS OOMF'S FANART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aren’t they problematic or so i heard 😭
Who?
@meowcrowaver not as far as I'm aware? 😭 wheredid you hear this,,,
@MelloDrawzI heard they flirted with people with a partner even tho they knew and alot of bunch of stuff
13:19 you could say you were naked and afraid
you have permission to yell at me now
THOUGHT THE SAME THING
AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHH
throws tomatoes happily at you
no yelling allowed i was going to comment the same thing
13:26 flamefrags reference?
2:18 - I thought this was gonna be how you would win the event😂
13:52 I CAN DO ANYTHING
@Zytoidmc you found a code?
CHAOS, CHAOS
Jevil is relevant again
@Anomalydraws i did find one, but its probably redeemed already
METAMORPHOSIS
whens season 2 of spearsteal SMP?
ask mojang
6:37 secret code 🥶🥶🥶🥶
did you redeem it ?
HOW DARE RUclips KEEP THIS FROM ME FOR 2 MIUNUITS AND 908 PEOPLE SEEING IT FIRST
Ashwag: mafia
Squiddo: SQUIDDO’S LAW
mrs squiddo, she's the devil, she's luckier than you
3:16 “the fish is going to be like gulp gulp gulp” killed me😂😂
4:08 here's one of the codes (alr claimed)
where
@Abgames2013 the top of the smithing table
4:09 Interesting Menu name...
did you redeem it?
@elkehalnourddine680 I did, the code doesn't exist anymore
1:07 well that was a short video goodnight.
@Captain-Hix valid 💔
Squiddo could lowkey solo Wonder Of U using "Squiddo's Law" 😭🔥🔥🔥
NOOO MINION AFTON GEWR7HAESGHFBISA😭😭😭 0:48
3:45 o-omori sad poem sound effect🥹squiddo you should totally tell me if you play omori
@Meowl-g87 Probably the only reason I got recommend this video was from that single sound effect.
@Omorifan143 seeing another omori fan on RUclips is like seeing an extinct species now
@Meowl-g87 I know! It’s so sad..
@Omorifan143ts so sad
this made my day,. i was at a sad place earlier and this completely made me happy
8:42 LMAO-
under 1m?
@TheMostRealRealOfAllReals haha, not sure why anyone would be over a metre away from their screen when watching this but okay!
@Harmfulgorgon GIGGLINB
squiddo calling ashwagg chopped in a video that comes out in VALENTINES DAY is wild
0:36 pink and gold pattern recognition test
My thoughts exactly
What the friend
The biggest betrayal was that they called it "Spearsteal" and not "Lifespear"
Me thinking YES SQUIDDO UPLOADED NEW CONTENT just to realise I already watched SB’s pov😭 still a banger
so true
9:43 JJK REFERENCE???
2:34 Squiddo you are right, we are all supporting you, the couple are soooo cute
the flame flags reference "im not most players"
4:29 S A L M O N
The vernacular clock sound on 14:15😊
12:05 bfdi mouth!!!!
Pangi must have felt so guilty believing squiddo
Lol
Storytelling was top-tier I didn't even spot one code 😭😭😭😭
11:51 “and my spear is bigger. Squiddo out.”
i feel bad for ash
9:33 ohhhh 😭😭 LMAO SQUIDDO
havent watched it yet but prolly another peak video
6:29 i did NOT expect to hear go go reigen on this video LMAO peakkkk song choice
6:39 why is there a code here? SQUIDDO ARG CONFIRMED ?!?!?!?!?!??! (top left corner)
edit: nevermind this is boring its just free money
Top left but ok
@Bluesnakegaming my bad ill fix that
i mean i completly agree an arg would be way better then money, but its still so funny seeing someone disspointed in free money lol
“Squiddos law” reminds me of another law…
Future me does squiddo get the minion
Yes.
13:16 that was a perfect opportunity to reference a minecraft 8 episode series where you have to survive without armor
6:37 I see that cipher in the top left corner
he saw the code to the minecoins and thought it was a cipher :sob:
@clalme_nex NOOOOO-
Murphys law: squddio edition?
13:34 what is this arg ahh inventory keybinds😭😭😭😭
Mine coin code I think (I’m not claiming or trying it tho cuz I don’t have any reason too)
Squiddo 67 moment 1:06
I thought someone would find the stronehold to make a farm with the silverfish spawner
9:17 i got a minion ad right here 😂😂
@SunnyDay_O-O1 i have got an nutella one
i thought the ringtone was on my phone bri
9:42 spiderman into the spider verse reference?
6:33 DO I HEAR REIGEN ARATAKA!?
0:36 the deltarune is strong in this one (it's PINK AND YELLOW)
“Most players would die hear, but I’m not most players” ahh
14:45 vecna :D
Hey squido…..octopus
new vid 😁
how dare youtube hide this from me for 1 hour
you copied me
no you did
bro stfu
guys are you dumb?
you know im right here
?
1:25 Code redeemed btw idk who but I tried it. That was a code that as well hidden bc that’s what I thought Amy would say since she codes a lot or smth (ik that code doesn’t look like that but I’m dumb okay?)
how does squiddo manage to win every event they join😭
i guess squiddos law really is real
Holey moleh
Bro has been watching Murphy's law too much lol
9:49 jjk reference?
nah spiderman ITS reference
"He run out of snow."
She means... The thing a single snow golem makes infinite off?
wasnt this last year squiddo
@UltraBaconWasTaken 2 mounths ago
0:07 explaining the rouxls
4:04 they had to pull up the meaning of flabbergast? I don’t have to even search up the meaning for pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. :D
That one health problem that occurs from volcano ash?
Bro can’t be acting all high and mighty over knowing the longest English word 😭 it’s pop culture atp with how much it’s referenced. There’s even a vocaloid song titled like so.
@KakapoNest hatsune miku gets a debilitating terminal lung disease
@parallelgaming8424 LMAO 😭😭😭✌️✌️
13:18 lol almost like a unstable video
nice
Hi
Hamburger
0:04 from where is that "mojang" talking sound? I think i recognise it
Hamburger
Hamgurber
Hi
@LEGOSNAP10hamburger
only if manepear was in this event
Type of person that still thinks unstable aint scripted
I love you squiddo
The strongest thumbnail
Insane reload pull
0:18 this is strait up Culling games
You literally could make a mob farm.
I love how you had the clown suit on with a smile, reminding me of Flicker and modded Among Us where the clown gets voted out to kill
13:20 “most players would die here but im not most players” ahh