Glee - Santana's Best Lines - Season 1 & 2

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  • @FoTheHoe
    @FoTheHoe 7 лет назад +6493

    "Sex is not dating"
    "If it were Santana and I would be dating"
    the look on everyone's faces😂😂😂😂😭😭

  • @adhiezulfikar
    @adhiezulfikar 7 лет назад +3840

    "I was just seeing the jeans he was wearing" "like that any less gay"
    Logic WiN 😂

  • @madmax4582
    @madmax4582 7 лет назад +7229

    "just because i hate everyone, doesnt mean they have to hate me too" IF THIS AINT ME LMAO

  • @catherineoconnell7316
    @catherineoconnell7316 5 лет назад +2363

    "Rachel too I blame her"
    "What did I do"
    "I'm sure you did something" 😂😂😂

  • @lauraledet5882
    @lauraledet5882 7 лет назад +4860

    "Oh please she has a family she's a mother"

    • @pip6293
      @pip6293 7 лет назад +174

      hahahahahaha THAT ONE IS GOLD

    • @lilbumblebee773
      @lilbumblebee773 5 лет назад +186

      Oh pLEaSe sHe HAs a FaMIly ShE’S A MAaAaTheR

    • @amaliap8682
      @amaliap8682 5 лет назад +28

      Laura Ledet it’s mooooootheeeeeeer

    • @jaemichael8584
      @jaemichael8584 4 года назад +9

      Laura Ledet took me OUT

    • @charlotte8765
      @charlotte8765 4 года назад +1

      I thought that was kinda bitches ngl

  • @lizaluvsarahg
    @lizaluvsarahg 5 лет назад +3606

    actually the only person Santana did not insult or really mad at is brit

  • @callithompson5151
    @callithompson5151 7 лет назад +2904

    Kurt: can we talk about the giant elephant in the room
    Santana: Your sexuality

    • @hethkloooholla2415
      @hethkloooholla2415 5 лет назад +148

      The irony

    • @giorgiamoretti6642
      @giorgiamoretti6642 5 лет назад +43

      I don’t know why but the first time I heard Kurt line I thought he said “the vagina open in the room”

    • @enbyeri870
      @enbyeri870 5 лет назад +3

      @@giorgiamoretti6642 oh gosh

    • @werweis21
      @werweis21 4 года назад +2

      Iconic

    • @myacouse277
      @myacouse277 3 года назад +1

      What episode did he say this in

  • @shironixon7333
    @shironixon7333 7 лет назад +4552

    Rachel: Can I ask you guys something private?
    Santana:YES you should move to Israel

    • @renych931
      @renych931 7 лет назад +96

      and then she leaves like "great idea"

    • @Chloe-ej9ol
      @Chloe-ej9ol 7 лет назад +13

      she doesn't she just goes to stand in front of them.

    • @fedorasteininger3396
      @fedorasteininger3396 7 лет назад +4

      AlphaRed Wolf o

    • @IAmJeka
      @IAmJeka 4 года назад +1

      Lmaoo

  • @AliceValentine
    @AliceValentine 7 лет назад +3009

    "Yeah, your secret's safe with-- OMG BRITTANY IS PREGNANT" xDD

  • @tami.41
    @tami.41 7 лет назад +2429

    "I know what cheating looks like, I do it all the time"

    • @VR-bw6qb
      @VR-bw6qb 3 года назад +14

      Exception No.1:
      Britt

  • @ayrad7819
    @ayrad7819 6 лет назад +1175

    Santana’s character says the most hilarious lines; it also works so well because of Naya’s delivery. She was born to play this role!

  • @nosuchthingasgoodcows7003
    @nosuchthingasgoodcows7003 4 года назад +736

    “I blame Rachel too.”
    “What did I do?”
    “Idk you probably did something”
    The whole show in a nutshell.

  • @tazharris9029
    @tazharris9029 7 лет назад +4241

    Who thinks Santana is funny as hell? With these lines.

    • @granolabar7938
      @granolabar7938 6 лет назад +65

      I think that she is the funniest one, because, it's comedy XD

    • @yingwang3080
      @yingwang3080 6 лет назад +5

      Yah.

    • @aiming4more33
      @aiming4more33 6 лет назад +5

      🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️

    • @JB-hl2nl
      @JB-hl2nl 5 лет назад +39

      Santana is def the funniest, but still the hottest too!

    • @agamamos282
      @agamamos282 5 лет назад +2

      Me😂😂

  • @pochybnaexistence5427
    @pochybnaexistence5427 5 лет назад +866

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Santana: IaM fRoM LiMa HeiGhTs

    • @jackkirwan8146
      @jackkirwan8146 4 года назад +70

      YoU kNoW wHaT gOeS oN iN LiMa HeiGhTs aDjAcEnT?
      BAD THINGS

  • @olivegorl8671
    @olivegorl8671 7 лет назад +218

    "The only straight I am is a straight up bitch" lmaoooo

  • @alinalevin7538
    @alinalevin7538 7 лет назад +996

    Brit: Holds up t-shirt.
    Santana: I'm hispanic... wait was that supposed to be lesbian?
    Brit: Yeah isn't that what is says?

  • @OhGrayson
    @OhGrayson 7 лет назад +3449

    I gotta write some of these down

  • @aaronemerson8049
    @aaronemerson8049 7 лет назад +907

    "You know I blame Sam for all this. And Rachel I blame her too" Santana Lopez is the best character on glee bar none

  • @nat-hm9bk
    @nat-hm9bk 7 лет назад +1103

    "Just because I hate everyone dosent mean they have to hate me to"

  • @elany143
    @elany143 7 лет назад +1118

    I'm pretty sure Santana is my spirit animal

    • @djsojuicy
      @djsojuicy 7 лет назад +8

      Kozakura j Saids everyone watching this video😂😂😂😂

    • @jduemjssndd1424
      @jduemjssndd1424 4 года назад +1

      I feel u

    • @venus-zi3ew
      @venus-zi3ew 3 года назад

      Santana IS my spirit animal

  • @tessathiry3334
    @tessathiry3334 7 лет назад +756

    "I'm keeping it real" one of her best lines

  • @kyndall1333
    @kyndall1333 7 лет назад +645

    "I WANTS on them froggy lips and I WANTS on them now" my queen

  • @LuyandoProductions
    @LuyandoProductions 7 лет назад +476

    "It means that your boyfriend is full of crap, hobbit" IM WEEEAAAKKKK

  • @bethmackiewicz8894
    @bethmackiewicz8894 7 лет назад +700

    I have a t-shirt that says "keeping it real since santana lopez"
    Beauty at its best

    • @FoTheHoe
      @FoTheHoe 4 года назад +12

      Beth Mackiewicz Okay I know I am way late but WHERE DO I FIND THIS SHIRT😭😭😭😭

  • @only._rhys5375
    @only._rhys5375 6 лет назад +546

    3 people had to hold her back

  • @jsjdsd2105
    @jsjdsd2105 7 лет назад +991

    "I've got to gay.Go!I've got to GO!"

    • @jduemjssndd1424
      @jduemjssndd1424 4 года назад +4

      Funny

    • @venus-zi3ew
      @venus-zi3ew 3 года назад +5

      Me when I’m at my homophobic grandparents house still closeted😳

  • @alicruz5717
    @alicruz5717 4 года назад +209

    “OOOh plEASEE She has a faMIly she’s a MOTHERrrrrrr”

    • @user-ru9ht6js8g
      @user-ru9ht6js8g 4 года назад +5

      Ali cruz her BEST line👏🏾👏🏾

  • @jocelynshockley3839
    @jocelynshockley3839 5 лет назад +154

    “Im like a lizard, I need something warm beneath me or I can’t digest my food” lmao 😂💀

  • @megansanders8891
    @megansanders8891 7 лет назад +615

    I use "I'll go all Lima Heights or your sorry Asses"all the time

  • @gk891
    @gk891 7 лет назад +364

    Love Naya's delivery. I hope she's able to find another good vehicle (like Santana) in the near future.

  • @TheFunkerTV
    @TheFunkerTV 7 лет назад +481

    Play this at my funeral.

  • @idkmanshithappens1245
    @idkmanshithappens1245 4 года назад +57

    “oh please, she has a family, she’s a MOTHER-R”
    i love her.

  • @avalache227
    @avalache227 7 лет назад +244

    'LEBANESE'
    Santana: Is that supposed to be Lesbian?
    Brittany: Yeah, that's what it says.

  • @yassqueenslay8730
    @yassqueenslay8730 4 года назад +63

    Do we all agree that everytime she opens her mouth it's a masterpiece of a line

  • @reaunamaughon
    @reaunamaughon 5 лет назад +184

    No one: .....
    Santana : IM FROM LIMA HEIGHTS

    • @ShaniceW494
      @ShaniceW494 5 лет назад +17

      Reauna thats how we do it in Lima Heights! 😂

    • @teenwolf2013
      @teenwolf2013 4 года назад +9

      Reauna *ADJACENT*

  • @powerclub3201
    @powerclub3201 7 лет назад +359

    0:58 literally me judging people in my class at school

  • @heather2869
    @heather2869 4 года назад +224

    Santana isn't rude
    Shes just brutally honest

  • @r0xanne_d0ll
    @r0xanne_d0ll 5 лет назад +105

    I used to hate Santana as an adolescent kid. Now I'm 21 and I'm living for Santana hahahaha

  • @zeidatiyah7667
    @zeidatiyah7667 4 года назад +44

    RIP Naya Rivera. Santana was hands down my favorite character on glee. Rest In Peace, you beautiful soul.

  • @ky9895
    @ky9895 6 лет назад +362

    Santanas yay at 3:35 always gets me😂😂

  • @isabellanebs22
    @isabellanebs22 6 лет назад +185

    the goddamn Israel line always gets me. oh my gosh, it's borderline comedic gold.
    also: I mean, just, wanky.

  • @jessehutson768
    @jessehutson768 4 года назад +51

    Santana is the most honest person in tv hystory 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jackkirwan8146
    @jackkirwan8146 4 года назад +120

    Is anyone else interested to know what the million awesome gay jokes that popped into Santana's head are? 7:48

  • @rbnd2r8
    @rbnd2r8 7 лет назад +22

    "You know what? We get it, you're pissed about Finn dumping your sweet ass. GET 👏 OVER 👏 IT 👏"
    Thats me supporting my friends through breakups.

  • @absolutecanvas3205
    @absolutecanvas3205 4 года назад +38

    “Just because i hate everybody doesn’t mean they have to hate me too” 😂😂😂😂

  • @katyabuenavidez3302
    @katyabuenavidez3302 4 года назад +34

    “OH PLEASE SHE HAS A FAMILY, SHE S A MOTHERrrRRR” SHE S A LEGEND SHE S THE MOMENT

  • @lizayona199
    @lizayona199 4 года назад +75

    sam walks in: "I am Sam, Sam I am.., and I don't like green eggs and ham"
    Santana: He has no game.
    Sam: 🙁

  • @sxymommy21
    @sxymommy21 4 года назад +18

    “I’m like a lizard, I need something warm beneath me or I can’t digest my food” 😂

  • @yofrankhere20
    @yofrankhere20 4 года назад +47

    Santana: "You know I blame Sam for all of this. Rachel too I blame her".
    Rachel: "What did I do?"
    Santana: "I am sure you did something"
    HAHAHAHAHA. Santana is goals

  • @arianna2551
    @arianna2551 5 лет назад +90

    “ThAt’s HoW wE dO It iN LiMa HEiGhts...” Perfect ending. 10/10. 👌

  • @scarlettwidow2736
    @scarlettwidow2736 4 года назад +104

    She's not rude she just likes to tell people when they suck

  • @maria-ie6zd
    @maria-ie6zd 4 года назад +30

    If Santana was in 2019 people would get so offended by her lines but I JUST LOVE HER

  • @lindsayjmolina
    @lindsayjmolina 4 года назад +24

    RIP Naya, we will miss your beautiful voice 😔

  • @kani841
    @kani841 4 года назад +53

    “Hello lauren you are a beautiful person”
    “Thank you”
    “Now get out of my way plz aforez i endz you”

  • @insicureallways123
    @insicureallways123 4 года назад +10

    Rip to my this beautiful, one of a kind and talented soul. ❤️ will always be our Santana Lopez

  • @ANNIE_R_U_OK
    @ANNIE_R_U_OK 5 лет назад +16

    "you guys love me, I keep it real and I'm hilarious" I could not agree more!

  • @natalieflores7468
    @natalieflores7468 4 года назад +14

    Naya you made Santana THE BITCH a true mean girl who is soft and squishy but mean because she is scared of letting people in. God this character helped me so much and I’m glad she existed because of Naya. We will miss you Naya.

  • @hubabaloop
    @hubabaloop 4 года назад +24

    “sooo nice. i’m smoke cigars” love her

  • @laetif4467
    @laetif4467 6 лет назад +67

    "'Cause I just try to be really really honest with people when I think they suck ... you know?"

    • @bobotrone
      @bobotrone 4 года назад

      My fav, omg i miss her so much:(

  • @iammae5
    @iammae5 5 лет назад +82

    "-You got a boob job.
    -YUP SURE DID." 👌

  • @ashleygarnar1894
    @ashleygarnar1894 5 лет назад +51

    “THAT’S HOW WE DO IT IN LIMA HEIGHTS!”😂😭💀

  • @huben5711
    @huben5711 4 года назад +9

    I love how santanna is so angry it takes 4 people to restrain her and she can still break free

  • @brandonhill6817
    @brandonhill6817 4 года назад +12

    Such a legend! May she forever RIP! My heart can’t take it.

  • @DeeL3
    @DeeL3 5 лет назад +19

    Quinn, Sam, and Mike Chang all having to hold Santana back from attacking Rachel will never ever ever get old!

  • @ky9895
    @ky9895 6 лет назад +58

    6:33 I love how she says bougie😂😂

  • @evamayall9534
    @evamayall9534 4 года назад +18

    “ please, i’ve had mono so many times it turned inti stereo” 🤣

  • @alitheoctopus
    @alitheoctopus 4 года назад +6

    She was the best damn actor on this show🥺 I’m really going to miss her

  • @jessebeeson29
    @jessebeeson29 4 года назад +12

    "Why? Cus that look was last season" damn, she didnt have to read him like that, Chile. Came with THE fire

  • @izzymoore8486
    @izzymoore8486 4 года назад +3

    Hahaha Naya's so effective delivering this lines like it was really her persona, rude funny but real... Miss you Santana

  • @tiffanyjames8923
    @tiffanyjames8923 3 года назад +3

    Rachel: " How Do U Get That Raspiness"
    Santana: "Thats so nice, i smoke cigars"
    I love it!!!!!!

  • @aproblem3503
    @aproblem3503 5 лет назад +27

    "Can I aske you guys Something private?"
    "Yes, you should move to israel!"
    😂😂😂😂 I need to remember this one

  • @lorenismoreno1740
    @lorenismoreno1740 4 года назад +8

    "You know i blame Sam for all of this... And Rachel Too, i'm blame her"
    "What did i do"
    "I'm sure you did something"
    Glee was soo much things for me

  • @IsiArcadia
    @IsiArcadia 5 лет назад +41

    Santana's best lines...Brit legit said, "there was a mouse in mine" I can't...I just can't.

  • @datwoopthing6167
    @datwoopthing6167 5 лет назад +36

    Beiste really did chuck Santana over her shoulder hahaha 9:19

    • @alicia5925
      @alicia5925 3 года назад

      *his

    • @hH-cj2bg
      @hH-cj2bg 3 года назад +1

      Alícia no her

    • @tomidrac9719
      @tomidrac9719 3 года назад

      @@hH-cj2bg his dumbass

    • @ngoziaguariavwodo779
      @ngoziaguariavwodo779 3 года назад

      @@tomidrac9719 she was a she in that season. So she isn't wrong. You're so quick to just call her dumbass. Not nice.

    • @tomidrac9719
      @tomidrac9719 3 года назад +1

      @@ngoziaguariavwodo779 the person who posted this comment is clearly transphobic, and Sheldon was always a man, even if his gender expression in earlier seasons as well as his social gender in earlier seasons suggested otherwise. It's disrespectful to call someone their deadnames or dead pronouns even when referring to them in the past. If you say otherwise you might not be very interested in trans issues. Also, defending a transphobe isn't a good look.

  • @fairy_creations3804
    @fairy_creations3804 4 года назад +18

    “I’m like a lizard, I need something warm underneath me in order to digest my food.” I don’t know why this made me laugh so much lmao

  • @Omojuze41
    @Omojuze41 4 года назад +15

    Santana is hands down the best character on the show.

  • @LiiiiiiMa
    @LiiiiiiMa 7 лет назад +155

    your secret's safe with me-OMG BRITTANY IS PREGNANT

  • @jessehutson768
    @jessehutson768 4 года назад +12

    "Why because that look was last season" I died 😂😂😂😂

  • @omniarch8078
    @omniarch8078 4 года назад +22

    “Nobody tells you anything because A you’re a blabber mouth and B we just pretend to like you”

  • @cja-qh7hu
    @cja-qh7hu 6 лет назад +74

    2:07 to 2:09 is the best.
    "I've gotta gay. I mean go..."

  • @matthewbyrne4223
    @matthewbyrne4223 4 года назад +6

    Omg that “I gotta gay” was so relatable. When I’m the the closet I said in front of all straight guys “what’s the gay” meaning “what’s the time?”. Yes I still think about it every single day since

  • @jennaalyse2072
    @jennaalyse2072 4 года назад +4

    "I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or I cant digest my food" I have had this line memorized for years.

  • @cja-qh7hu
    @cja-qh7hu 6 лет назад +49

    Yooo when she was yelling in spanish? I think it was hilarious.

  • @23sexycutie
    @23sexycutie 4 года назад +3

    I find it funny she calls Rachel a dwarf . 😂

  • @almostfacsination
    @almostfacsination 4 года назад +3

    Santana was the best character hands down, like it's not even up for debate.

  • @bellagladu4268
    @bellagladu4268 7 лет назад +27

    I love Santana so much 😂

  • @sheisbrit17
    @sheisbrit17 4 года назад +2

    "Oh wow, he has no game." Gurllll😂😂

  • @caitlin2311
    @caitlin2311 4 года назад +2

    Love her, miss her hope her family is dealing well

  • @jennamichie7245
    @jennamichie7245 4 года назад +14

    Really sad watching this now since Naya has gone missing..

  • @jasperf.d7968
    @jasperf.d7968 7 лет назад +123

    why isnt "leave brittney alone on any of these lists"

  • @garyrobertson2840
    @garyrobertson2840 4 года назад +2

    God she was brilliant. RIP lovely lady.

  • @passionivory4971
    @passionivory4971 4 года назад +7

    I love when Santana goes off on Lauren then gets dragged

  • @13b1tches
    @13b1tches 4 года назад +2

    Rest in piece queen. 💔💔💔

  • @redlife3466
    @redlife3466 4 года назад +1

    " Fine, I wont tell Lauren to look out for poachers who might mistake her for an endangered white rhino"
    Omg 😂😂, I blame Santana for the person I am 😂

  • @amrith.3242
    @amrith.3242 7 лет назад +81

    Nya rivera is my spirit animal

  • @andrearomero4028
    @andrearomero4028 7 лет назад +51

    pop n' fresh 😂

  • @amnugget7781
    @amnugget7781 4 года назад +6

    the fact 4 people had to pull her back from throwing hands with rachel is iconic

  • @danimonique8824
    @danimonique8824 5 лет назад +13

    -“that’s how we do it in Lima heights”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Garcelle1987
    @Garcelle1987 4 года назад +2

    "That's how we do it in Lima Heights"
    Santana after getting her ass kicked😂😂😂

  • @verityjude2269
    @verityjude2269 4 года назад +6

    “And I blame Rachel too..”
    ‘What did I do!?’
    “I’m sure you did something.”