@@load-bearingcoconut5586 I think Heavy is extremely underleveled. He has high starting stats but very weak resistances, so a high powered move like Yellow Car just ends him.
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First you take a cup of flower and add it to the mix! Now take something sweet not sour and a bit of salt just a pinch! Baking these treats is a sinch!Take a teaspoon of balogna! add a little more and you count to 4! or you never get your FILLA!!!
Wow, so, not only Merasmus stole Demoman's eye and made it a boss to fight... But he stole his Ejaculant as well? That's just horrible...Ish. Heavy hate magic......
So this fits finally into the wasted timeline of the unusual troubles series. References: 4:20 the two blue Spies doing weird things, 4:32 red Spy gives back Demoman's liver, which he had been going to take later in the series. Is that the correct tense form in the previous sentence?
0:17: Demo 1:19: Zonked out Demo, frog 1:20: Wizard Scout 4:16: Heavy is crawling away. Engie is just sitting there 4:17: Telephone 4:40: Hot Girl Show
"I am American!"
"I am Soldier!"
"I will capture my France!"
"God bless America!"
That is one of the most patriotic speeches I've ever heard.
oh say can you see?
By the dawns early light?
I eat cheez burgers and fries
He's got my vote for president
@@themostvirginwriter ww3 started
He want to capture France, but France captured him
Not the spy’s
Zulu Niner ”Damnit!!”
In america, you capture France
In soviet russia, France captures you
You mean surrender
Spies arent really France I think, but the animator of this considers and makes the character look like he is France.
3:21 And thus, begins a legacy of faux-RPG fights.
My, how far we've come.
*_YELLOW CAAAR_*
Amen
*Y E L L O W C A R*
SIX YEARS AGO
yeah, now we have reached peak rpg fights with
D A N C E F I G H T S
A cooking show with the Heavy will always be about Sandviches.
I'm afraid not....
+Shain (TheShadowStas) very well!
And buffalo steak
lol
Rio Spark heavy doesnt know eny other food
Soldier, who will they find to replace you in 2013: Taunt
Soldier, who will they find to replace you in 2020: Sad memories
No one will ever replace rick may
Evan Deneault maybe a woman soldier
R.I.P.
Oh this is very sad
Ken the Ok man no
Merasmus: “I am the greatest wizard”
Heavy: “KAPOOTIS DIABOLUS!”
Harry Potter is no match to heavy
Heavy Pootis and the sandwich stone
I AM AMERICAN
I AM Soldier
I WILL CAPTURE my FRANCE
*GAAAAAAAWD BLESS AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA*
we all know this will never happen cuz France and america are best allies :')
+Vsolid's Napoleonic Meme Machine plot twist after a very long time the French and british are finally allies
well... he can try... but it will hard to figh 63 millions of spies...
And they all have Dead Ringers.
(siktir deli) 😀
5:01 when you go through a teleporter and the entire enemy team is camping it
When a spy was about to sap the teleported and you appear
TRUE
I love how all the characters politely wait for their friends to lose the dispenser games before they interrupt.
He should of brought medic to France He would of captured it easily
fuck u xD
Autistic Screeching You clearly need a history lesson xD
But it made me laugh anyways.
NAAAAA I'M FRENCH PLS DON'T HURT ME DOC :'(
Autistic Screeching Ja
Autistic Screeching not while I'm there :-|
That yellow car move is really broken. It instantly defeats the opponent
B.J. Blazkowicz hi BJ!
Maybe what it is is that the move cannot be used first and the opponent must defeat Niko before he uses it. That makes it less broken.
@@lambda2143 or Heavy is extremely underleveled.
@@load-bearingcoconut5586 I think Heavy is extremely underleveled. He has high starting stats but very weak resistances, so a high powered move like Yellow Car just ends him.
4:58 when you realized you went into a boss fight room and your team ditched you
Behind that door...... Were those spies doing..........
Yes....... They were using the disciplinary action to rush to the cigarette shop quickly.
-UH.......
-Magnificent
*slap sound
-yesss, I feel tres bon (lenny)
*cough cough* Widowmaker *cough*
BUTSECS
Watch 'Red Team's usual day'
"Never bring a dick to a battlefield, war is not a gay campground!"
What's the matter, you freakin' stupid?
Yes!
turkwinif $400 TO PAAASS!
You shall not freaking pass!
a scoot army should take over this comment
"I am American"
"I am Soldier"
"I will capture MY France"
....best grammar ever
Gawd bleece amirica
Did an American really made grammar mistake speaking English?
my France wow
It's not bad grammar. It is American imperialism!
2:20 I laughed out loud at Soldier with his "Your painis will be sent to your momma in a box! "
Makes me go ROFLCOPTER!
4:28 wonderfull medicine!!!
Alex gaming Qc OH MAH GAWD
Snort*
Not medicine
2 balls and a bong
It's so weird comparing the choppy animation done in these videos now to the absolutely smooth and blessed animations ST makes nowadays
Si, es increíble la evolución de estos videos, ya son 10 años
Still has more heart and soul poured into them than those Skibidi Shitter videos.
I like how you considered France to be a base for the Blu team since blue is their national color (and their former royal color)
actually it's just because spy is French and as you can see in the ending, France is full of spies but you do have a good point tho
Smart, and i see a man/woman of culture here
RIP Rick May
He didn’t capture France
No worry it's not hard to regather nazis again
No, but he did capture our hearts.
sweat
"I hate France right now"
- Soldier, circa 2013
i love Niko and heavy. Niko's attitude and how heavy deals with nuisances just makes for an absolutely hilarious skit.
svetlana, sasha, oskana, sheila, natasha.
We need more of them. But RIP, team heavy
Fishum tomislav
Joemus The Fox im pretty sure tomislav is sheila, i don't remember though
Tomislav is svetlana
I suka
3:44 YELLOW CAR THE BEST!
Cooking with Heavy needs to be a thing.
+Jack Griffin How to make sandvich. That video is all you'll need to know about cooking with Heavy :P
kitty0704
+Utsuk Shah ded
+Alessio Fantini , No! Alive in heart. Never forget #Kittykill
Poot
kapootus diabolus
lol
kapootus diabeetus
+Explosive Diarrhea kapootis bigis dikis
I have come
"Soldier down"
"But of course"
Oh my god that killed me
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I am in France :(
Lol
SPY!!!!!! boom.headshot.
7 likes 1 dislike, the other 8 classes
"You low-down scoundrel"
It's amazing how much you have improved yet remained the same level of stupid fun, I can't help but love it.
5:01 demoman in the background at the tree lol
0:42 what laugh is that, I never heard a soldier say that.
Gavin Brown it's for a spy domination
I laugh like that...
@@iansupercol2ohohohoh DOMINATED!
„Soldier who will they ever find to replace you“
This goes Right in the Heart ;(
Ya
@@jadenmcdaniel6172ah yes my old profile
0:08 and here we see the first appearance of the soupcan pyro
What did we learn?
DON'T BUILD YOUR OWN TELEPORTER TO FRANCE!
It's a dark place
+Lucario Lps I dunno, seems friendly
+Lucario Lps Well, as ling as your BREAD is not out of your pants... It is safe
+The Garg *long
france is a very dangerous backstab place (tru)
There is only one question that remains unanswered: what is Heavy's Sandvich recipe? I'm stuck at just bombs and a Pyro in a bucket, PLEASE HELP!!!
Medicine, Demo's eye, and "Meat".
+Drellux EXCELLENT! Thank you
+reptilan its pyro in a bucket
Good medicine, floor, ""Milk""
First you take a cup of flower and add it to the mix! Now take something sweet not sour and a bit of salt just a pinch! Baking these treats is a sinch!Take a teaspoon of balogna! add a little more and you count to 4! or you never get your FILLA!!!
I always feel Spy is like a fortune teller
“Who will they ever find to replace you?”
"You shall not pass!"
-Wizard Scout
Four hundred thousand dollars TO PAAAAASS!
4:51 that's what u get Soldier for deploying a teleporter without Engie's permission. He just teleports you to Detroit
“NO! NO, NOT DETROIT! NO! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT!”
Fun fact: This was the first time I ever saw Merasmus. I have no regrets
Nico is too OP
pls nerf
+Isaac “the Marker Killer” Clarke No random crits, its ok
:
Niko here,YEY ＼(＾▽＾)／
+Niko
Нет, мне просто нужен желтый автомобиль
when spy said who will ever replace you it hit me hard
First thing spy said to soldier...
"oh soldier. who will they ever find to replace you..."
OH GOD IT HURTS RIP MAN, RES IN PEACE
RIP Sasha
1 like=1 Sasha item drop
TJdagamer There's still enough people :)
I sabotaged my like. I set it to drop a Brass Beast.
Fuck you and fuck your gun.
TJdagamer No Sasha for you
Pootis BLYAT 🇷🇺!
"I am american"
"i am soilder"
"i will capture my france"
"*GOOOOOOOOD BLESSS AMERICAAAA!!!!"
*america theme plays*
who agrees
@@montysgamingvideo782 i agree
@@peppermint1687 im glad lol
Corona virus:I am unstoppable
Nezuko:exists
Covid 19:guess I’ll die
I named my dog after Heavy's gun.
I know a guy who has a dog namned sasha too.
I named my heavy's gun after my dog
+Maud Pie you don't have a dog, you have a pet rock
I was named after this gun... Just like a hell bunch of slavic sandwiches
Copyright killed your dog(or gaben?)
4:07 Oh god.... cursing demoman.... we need more of that.
/watch?v=FfBRkMD-VtM&list=PLkbYEu8SJrzatPz9AR_H41lqTMOTVk6by
0:31, I feel sad....
me too...
me too... Darn...
me too :c
4:34 According to 'Morning Events', he is selling Demoman his own liver. That's a good deal! 'Magnificent'!
3:57 Everytime I hear Capootis Diabolis
0:30
well no one will replace Rick May
In the end where there is alot of spies
Find the demoman
He is in that scene.
i found it
Found it in less than 5 sec
Ya he has his shirt off
+Arash Khorrami Okay
He is next to that tree =]
Someone please make Super Pootis Bros. a thing.
shaun03a I love your profile picture! I fucking love Steven Universe!
Marcus Walker me too
memiliano So who’s your favorite Crystal Gem? Mine’s Pearl!
Marcus Walker amethyst and peridot
Pootis
Soldier: Engineer, deploy a teleporter here!
Engie: nope
Soldier: Fine I'll do it myself. 4:42
I always love stblackst's comment section
Wow, so, not only Merasmus stole Demoman's eye and made it a boss to fight... But he stole his Ejaculant as well? That's just horrible...Ish.
Heavy hate magic......
Eh the bombinomic stole demo's eye
almost 6 years later and he finally defeated the space cakes.
wow
Love the Banjo and Kazooi soundtrack going on in the background.
It's neat watching creators evolve
Yeah, now STBlackST is obsessed with anything sexual.
RIP RICK MAY
every soilder wants a bit of france
and every spy wants a bit of soldier
Red Spy
when translated it says: I WANNA MAKE YO HORNY
0:17 ok so the demo man is apparently me when I'm watching the downstairs tv through the upstairs railing
4:58 square dance taunt sound but that taunt was released 26.6. 2014
Luk!raT holy shit
Luk!raT didn't know that tho..
Time travel
merasumus was behind it all along
He predicted it
"Bowling Simulator IV"
Hat fortress 2
"FOR THE LAST TIME ROMAN I DON'T WANT TO GO FUCKING BOWLING!"
I don't really care so I chose to believe that title ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What's the real game?
Harrison West gta 4
1:34 when a f2p See that you got a weapon whit skin in a nutshell
f2p's can't trade.
1:40 when you realize you can’t trade as f2p
Me realizing i can't trade: 3:06
Dispenser: My pc
Heavy: Me
The game engineer was playing is like cat Mario witch has given me heart attack's
it looks like its just the first level retextured with tf2 based sprites
I want this parody
Scout: You shall not pass! Priceless. :D
I'd pay to watch a show like that (at the beginning) that would be an amazing trip.
Spy one :Handsome Soldier
Soldier:Visible confusion
Spy two:Snort
Soldier in mind :Ah crap
INFINITE SPIE
0:59 For some reason, I find that funny.
Of course. It shows you a typical idiot patriot from the USA.
I believe he meant the Cow.
+Eclipse56 Exactly
i have notice the cow stays in most videos.
and in the last one , medic uses it to spy people
0:07 I didn't know soup can pyro's bucket shrink over time.
4:40 The way Engie eats his sandvich is so adorable
This is one of the best GMod videos I've ever seen
Best Gmod animator i have seen so far.
_based on frames per second_
You haven't seen Dr. Face then.
This is it. I watched all the previous videos and this is the birth of a glorious style of the STBlackST.
Meanwhile, Spy is trying to capture America! Oh no...
Well America has its fair share of hillbilly rape, So i think we'll be good.
RED Sniper
America are bigger, so they'll probably win..
Yeah but France is the best army of Europe
Good point.
RED Sniper They have the longest poles on their white flags.
3:09 *french accent* "I'm afraid not" HAahahahahahah!
4:21 the 18+ spy xD
Ikr it's better if we don't get to see what they were doing it
4:20 I wonder what's behind that door?
Solider whiling spies arse
Uh, what?
Weed
What
+Sarah Seaton 420 blaze it
With all the insanely awesome fight scenes we've been getting recently, it's always nice to return to where things started
3:11 First fight of Unusual Troubles
3:57 Look at Heavys face when he says Kapootus diabolus xD
Back of the wifi router
So this fits finally into the wasted timeline of the unusual troubles series. References: 4:20 the two blue Spies doing weird things, 4:32 red Spy gives back Demoman's liver, which he had been going to take later in the series. Is that the correct tense form in the previous sentence?
0:17: Demo
1:19: Zonked out Demo, frog
1:20: Wizard Scout
4:16: Heavy is crawling away. Engie is just sitting there
4:17: Telephone
4:40: Hot Girl Show
I can capture france easily for Soldier if he wants...
True but what about the Red army
Yeah except Japan bombed Pearl Harbor and now USA is pissed.
@@dapperfield595 well hitler told Japan not to attack them until they take out the British
Ta gueule et retourne te coucher toi
Fack.
1:25
My hoovy-senses are tingling
this is one of STBlack's first fight scenes. Beautiful.
Music at 4:20 sounds like its from Mighty Switch Force :P
Right it's in the credits ^_^
3:36 "guns are for babies" i'd rather not give my baby a gun if i had one.
Scout: What s the matter,you freaking stupid?
Soldier:Yes!
Me:: LoL
"YELLOW CAR!"
So thats how france looks like!
excepted theres more nude black demo.
2:34 I need that game. NEED!
very unique style and approach. great work.
1:40 Maybe Sasha not kill?
You can tell this an early StBlackSt video, because it’s too tame and the facial expressions are too calm
Next one: Scout's Baseball Adventures
Rip Rick May
1:13 That old-timey recording of The Star Spangled Banner cracks me up.
Pokemon X and Y music = Instant like from me.
cappacop But Banjo Kazooie music is really fucking common on Gmod videos.
***** but allways classic