*"We cannot guarantee a working prototype"* **activated the lightsaber* *"We absolutely can guarantee a working prototype"* Stormtroopers might always miss the shots, but they never miss the comedic timings xD Well guess they lost the bet. RIP 3 credits 😂😂
"We absolutely can gaurantee a working prototype" is what I'd expect from any manufacturing department, which I'd beg to differ that facility is where all the oversized weapons attachments came from
When you realize Starkiller Base is actually a planet-sized lightsaber I'm not shitting you, the cannon is made from the kyber crystals of Ilum. They weaponized Ilum.
Hoot: *creates a gun so large it rips the universe with its mass* Everyone: welp, guess this is it Hoot: oki, now we can begin working with living test subjects
Stormtrooper: We cannot guarantee a working prototype Kylo Ren: *Ignites lightsaber* Stormtrooper: We absolutely can guarantee a working prototype Kylo Ren: That's what I thought I heard.
Really good sfm videos! By the way, are you going to be doing any more voice chat gameplays? Watching you play r6 and hll were my favorite. It would also be cool to see you play other games as well.
Hoot is becoming the genius of comedy. The stormtrooper who had just spoken natural speech in what clearly looks like a carefully produced cutscene with his movements awfully hyper-unrealistically ragdolling upon being hit on the head is precious
"We absolutely can guarantee a working prototype."...I've been in situations like that. Nothing to do with weapons but when the boss wants it done, it gets done one way or another.
Up until the Stormtrooper got hit by the gun this looked almost exactly like a Robot Chicken sketch. The janky movements and the look of the map looked like real models.
Step by Step guide on building a death star: Step 1: stick a laser pointer in a tennis ball Step 2: paint it so it looks cool Step 3: chuck it in the weird expandy get bigger machine Step 4: hire some people to run it (and make sure they're supplied with snacks) Step 5: get revenge on that guy who called you names on the xbox
I love how Kylo just threw a extinguisher and SMAW witch are like millions of years out of date in this universe and that the gun literally clipped the terrain
"Psh, firearms aren't that complicated. Tiny catapults launching little swords. Siiimple!" Meanwhile, laserweapons tend to go well with the 'make it bigger' philosophy. if you have the power to feed it, and can run it without melting.
Concept: gun with increasingly sensitive hair trigger by the end of the video they have to store it in a clean room and never enter to prevent a discharge
I love how the Big Weapon is literally just a massively oversized rifle. There is literally no ergonomic need for it😂
It’s easier to supersize a weapon over trying to make a death weapon
Imagine using emojis
@@NongIng imagine liking your own comment
@@capybara9521 you don't have to imagine mate, i used one right there there in my comment, look again, it may just blow your mind.
@@capybara9521 💀
1:00 You even nailed the transition wipe and the little whistle
I love how the Stormtrooper's subtitles got 𝒻𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎 when his life was in danger at 0:42 lmfao
I wonder why he did that tho
@@manuelkfc7916 for comedic effect
@@Hoot ofcourse
funny numberth like
@@SkipTheKip nice
We have had big attachments but now, we have HUMONGOUS WEAPON
It's time to combine
HUMONGOUS BONKALAGAHOOGHS
This is the oversized version of the BFG
Big motherf***a suppresor
BIGGEST lazer
The B I G L A U N C H E R
The BIG MAGAZINE
The LONG BARREL
The BIG GRIP
All on the BIG GUN
@@glatykoffi6672 A WEAPON OF *U L T I M A T E* DESTRUCTION
Better plans than whatever Disney has been trying
AYO HOW TF ARE YOU HERE?
Truth. Sequel era is big doo doo.
Better animation as well
Mandolorian was pretty good
Yes
I wonder what type of conversations the stormtroopers have during lunchbreak
theyd be celebrating because one of them actually hit the opposite wall on the shooting range....
Something about the droid attack on the Wookiees
They are talking about the new T-15/16/17/18 of course.
Or maybe about if having sex with your clone is gay
Probably similar to Red vs Blue.
If this was a series, it would be better than all 3 Disney films combined
Disney isnt exactly a high bar to beat...
Yeah
not exactly hard bar to pass, seen a smut fan fics with better writing
@@Vit-Pokorny can i see this smut might i ask
That’s not saying much considering how easy it would be.
**Colossal Titan walks up and pulls out the giant blaster rifle like it were a normal rifle.**
0:25 that glass already being broken and not even being there before just to get broken again is pure comedy
*"We cannot guarantee a working prototype"*
**activated the lightsaber*
*"We absolutely can guarantee a working prototype"*
Stormtroopers might always miss the shots, but they never miss the comedic timings xD
Well guess they lost the bet. RIP 3 credits 😂😂
We need LARGE MAN now for THE BIG WEAPON and all the BIG ATTACHMENTS
JIANT GONER
Like some sort of Master Chef!
LARGE HELMET
maybe you need a gundam/mecha at this point or a Titan from the anime attack on titan 🤣
We'll need a GUY than can handle HEAVY WEAPONS.
0:56 this killed me absolutely
This is sfm how does this work
@@11_ignatio_claudio64 Hoot is a man of magic, and we love him for it
0:55 this made me laugh way more than it should've
Same
"We absolutely can gaurantee a working prototype" is what I'd expect from any manufacturing department, which I'd beg to differ that facility is where all the oversized weapons attachments came from
we've had big attachments and we now have big guns...
now we need BIG melee weapons
L O N G sword
When you realize Starkiller Base is actually a planet-sized lightsaber
I'm not shitting you, the cannon is made from the kyber crystals of Ilum. They weaponized Ilum.
I don't remember that scene from starwars movies
Oh hello Recruit. I didn't see you there. Yeah... I don't remember that either. Must be a deleted scene.
Some would call blasters of this size...unnatural.
Of all the things to get me, "Do not question me, you little fuck." (drops a fucking Rocket Launcher on the poor trooper) was what it was
at 1:02 i like how it describes the location. ''somwhere deep AF in unknown regions''
0:04 I love how hes trembling in fear lol
Hoot: *creates a gun so large it rips the universe with its mass*
Everyone: welp, guess this is it
Hoot: oki, now we can begin working with living test subjects
Even though they made the Blaster Rifle so big, the Stormtrooper still missed their shots at the target.🗿
Plot twist: it was that blaster rifle that destroyed Alderaan, not the death star.
Remember to always report failures amid a barrage of success reports so that your boss barely notices it.
On the bright side, he got those 3 credits 😂👍
0:16 You want some deathsticks?
Stormtrooper: We cannot guarantee a working prototype
Kylo Ren: *Ignites lightsaber*
Stormtrooper: We absolutely can guarantee a working prototype
Kylo Ren: That's what I thought I heard.
The shift was so fast xD
“We cannot guarantee a working prototype”
*lightsaber ignites*
“We can guarantee a working prototype”
😂😂
A Titan would be pleased at that thing.
Really good sfm videos! By the way, are you going to be doing any more voice chat gameplays? Watching you play r6 and hll were my favorite. It would also be cool to see you play other games as well.
Thanks for the 10! 🤜
I don't got any active plans for either right now, but I won't rule out the possibility
@@Hoot alright, keep on going :)
@@Hoot hot I'd you see this I have a good game to play... it's called stab the weeb... I mean for honor
Hoot is becoming the genius of comedy. The stormtrooper who had just spoken natural speech in what clearly looks like a carefully produced cutscene with his movements awfully hyper-unrealistically ragdolling upon being hit on the head is precious
Accurate depiction of the latest Star Wars films. Kylo Ren should also be downing a bottle of Tooheys.
You need to do this with swords
Trooper: "is it wise to manipulate John Browning's holy writings?"
Kylo Hoot: "DID I FUCKING STUTTER?!"
these videos are gold
Ayo, what you doin' here?
I guess that stormtrooper lost three credits along with his life to an enormous F-11D blaster rifle. 🤣 You done it again, Hoot.
Well, he had to pay twice as much
Rebels: The First Order’s secret hideout could be anywhere!
The First Order’s Hideout: 1:22
the immersions you create in short minute clips is astonishing
0:40 It seems that light saber has also been amplified.
“How much you wanna bet they aren’t going to get it bigger”
Has a the same energy as “What do you want to bet the atmosphere sets on fire?”
The guy's just smoking a ciggy XDDDDDD
And that's how the death star was invented. Or star killer base I guess.
Hoot managed to nail Kylo Ren's personality better than JJ did.
"We absolutely can guarantee a working prototype."...I've been in situations like that. Nothing to do with weapons but when the boss wants it done, it gets done one way or another.
0:42 when you tell your mom you’ll do it in a bit, and she pulls out the belt
Some giant living on the planet “eh too small”
*pulls out comically large blunt
"Do not question me, you little fuck." ahhhh... make my whole week.
Up until the Stormtrooper got hit by the gun this looked almost exactly like a Robot Chicken sketch. The janky movements and the look of the map looked like real models.
I've always fucking hated the trope of the villain killing his own employees and you displayed that perfectly well done!
This made more sense, and was more entertaining than the last three movies.
Step by Step guide on building a death star:
Step 1: stick a laser pointer in a tennis ball
Step 2: paint it so it looks cool
Step 3: chuck it in the weird expandy get bigger machine
Step 4: hire some people to run it (and make sure they're supplied with snacks)
Step 5: get revenge on that guy who called you names on the xbox
Disney star killer base be like:
I'd love an actual series with this type of humour and animation style lmao
"Don't question me, you little fuck" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I always thought sith in Star Wars should curse.
“The absolute can guaranteed a working prototype”
Was the funniest shit
That and the big gun
The ragdoll in the stop motion style caught me off guard. Got a good chuckle out of it.
this is better than a multi million dollar movie
0:16
Honestly, Kylo radiates so much edge, I could legit see him smoking a cig purely because he thinks it makes him look cool.
Be careful Kylo, space lung cancer isn't space curable.
everyone be switchin' that attitude the literal second ren pulls out his saber
So this is a Starkiller base origin story.
1:00 random tie fighter floating in space
This Kylo is way more chill and reasonable yet still plenty intimidating. I like him.
I’d be down for Hoot’s version of Disney Star Wars as a series. And if he took more “creative liberties” with it, that’d be even better
0:50 i laughed.
I love how Hoot plays with the subtitles for comedic effect.
The best part about this is that when it goes to the Battlefront 2 loading screen somewhere deep as f*** in the Unknown regions
“Do not question me you little fuck” that’s my favorite line so far
The fact that a shitpost had me more interested than the actual movies is sad
love that the glass he threw the fire extinguisher at was already broken
Hoot is that rare gold Recommended gives you at the same time as everyone else, and goddamn its amazing.
This needs to be a series!
0:56 the way he just ragdolls 😂
I love how Kylo just threw a extinguisher and SMAW witch are like millions of years out of date in this universe and that the gun literally clipped the terrain
The explanation for the voice is the cig.
love it!
"Do not question me, you little fuck." The classic quotes of some parents
And that how the star destroyer was made
1:08... At least he won the bet
You're very talented. I'd love to see a full movie written by you. Your style reminds me of Martin McDonagh and Tarantino.
the way he ragdolled when dying😂
"Psh, firearms aren't that complicated. Tiny catapults launching little swords. Siiimple!" Meanwhile, laserweapons tend to go well with the 'make it bigger' philosophy. if you have the power to feed it, and can run it without melting.
The glass just sitting there was perfect 👍
0:56 - I like to imagine that he simply pulled a pipe from the roof. Meaning they're using rocket launcher's as literal pipes for the building
breaking and already broken glass adds a unique and better vibe then just breaking normal fine glass
0:56 get ragdolled!
I want Hoot to direct every movie ever
Concept: gun with increasingly sensitive hair trigger
by the end of the video they have to store it in a clean room and never enter to prevent a discharge
That one troopers bones literally shattered and I can't stop laughing at how he just collapsed 💀
ah yes kylo ren be strong with da scottish accent
"It ain't a gun if it don't weigh at least one hundred pounds!" - The Gunner, Deep Rock Galactic
kinda disappointed we never actually saw it in action.
When other people say bring in the big guns I think they probably mean gonna try better but when I say it I mean this
the haha my lifes in danger moment from that stormtrooper lol
The Gun Pointed At The Head Of The Universe literally got a new meaning
now that stormtrooper doesnt have to pay that three credits, he can relax now... in afterlife.
1:07 1:15
The sounds design is amazing
"Don't question me you little fuck"
I need to hear Kylo Ren himself say this now, it's way too funny 😂
This is the type of weapon that absolutely can shoot a hole through the surface of mars
The Stormtrooper just becomes *boneless* after that rocket launcher bonked him
Hoot makes a damn good Kylo Ren impression.
So the Starkiller base was really just a planet with a giant F-11D...Oddly make sense...