The Scariest Cryptid Videos Ever Captured
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- From a scary cryptid video that might show a real monster caught on camera to creepy footage of mysterious cryptids seen lurking near the woods, these are the scariest cryptid videos ever captured. #Cryptid #Cryptids #SlappedHam
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The most unfortunate thing about cryptids is they can only be filmed by a potato.
They must like potato.
@@Baner496 it attracts them
There's an old Mitch Hedberg skit about Blurry Big Foot. You should look it up; it's hilarious.
I am consistently trying to apply... My wife and I are credited photographers and aren't scared to chase after "PARANOMAL"
WOW I CANT SPELL
The video at 24:15 is one of the creepiest I've ever seen. It doesn't make sense at all. The first time I seen it I thought it was swimming in a stream but I guess it's moving on the ground. It really looks like a different creature from when it was on the goat. Very strange
37:10 that's literally the top of the grass stalks. They look like they're walking because the stem blends in with the background, and the tips, which are more visible due to being darker, are closer than the background. It's just a combination of perspective and not knowing what overgrown grass looks like.
meh, it looks like someone's weave got pulled out and became tumbleweed and got caught in that dry ass grass.
The creature in the attic was confirmed to be three baby owls
That weird aquatic thing looked like a tiny squid to me, you can even see a little ink.
Edit: Also, those little black shadows that look like meercats look alot like flowers to me, they look fuzzy and appear stationary, but to small and odd in shape to be a animal.
It's CGI lol
I was thinking maybe they are oarfish. They rise up from the depths at night and can be quite long
yeah i was hoping somebody mentioned the “little people” one. i didn’t know how to comment on it but i think someone should tell her she’s not being watched by little people. i’m not sure exactly what plant it is but i’m fairly certain that it’s just some fluff, maybe seeds, they just seem kinda, if not a little past it’s prime which is why they’re so sparse, dark, and scraggly. i cant make myself see them as people, i picked up on them being part of the plant immediately and can’t see it the other way now if i try 😭
The attic sounds like a barn owl. It's possible an owl got into the attic and is protecting its young
It's a fake - made by a famous RUclipsr whose channel was called "EnterViral". He specialises in fake scary videos with cinematic special effects.
@@emperorofpluto oooh good to know. Good call.
Now that one is legitimately scary. This dude needs to show the police the footage of whoever this is breaking his property.
29:33
Is it an ALIEN?!😈😈👽
is it a CRYPTID?!😈😈👾
or is it a Delightful sloth coming for a visit?😄😄🦥
You decide in the comments below!🤔🤔
Rule #147 when exploring your attic to find the source of some strange noises: bring a better flashlight.
nah, because then it would be harder for him to fake
That's rule nr 4, after turning the lights on, the bulb breaks, change the bulb, no go, get a flashlight, no batteries. rule 4 get a better flashlight or forget about checking.
The thing with the attic one is...not only does the creatures mouth not move when that screech happens...but the screech itself sounds like its coming more from the right side of the camera and sounds like its coming from a speaker too...sounds electronic.
Right! That was like a Lazer pin light. The focus on that light was ridiculous. Slappy said you'll see it right there. I didn't see crap until the 10th rewind.
Because this one is nothing
Doesn't anyone own a good flaslight anymore?
Exactly,, It's always something wrong in every video I ever seen 💯
What's a flaslight?
Sorry, I read it wrong. Well, I didn't, but...
No they don't coz they are spending all their money on photo editing equipment so they can make the majority of these fake assed videos 😅
I do agree about the flash lights or decent cameras lol. But have you seen how much a so called decent flash light is these days good lord. I just had to replace the batteries in my rechargeable stream lights. We have 3 and just the batteries cost almost 400 bucks😢 best lights I've had though.
No.
That "furry" snake is a puff-faced water snake. They are native to Thailand and mildly venomous. They are also nocturnal which may explain why very few have seen them.
aw such a cute name for a mildly concerning animal. really cute and pretty coloring though!
They don’t look like the photos?
or A Marine file snake WITH ALGAE GROWTH!!!
nah man, thats a cripted, to be exactely: its a living penis, found in argentinia. It once belonged to a well known austrian artist, that was a politician in germany around 100 years ago. I mean duh, thats just obvios
First video "As you can see"
Me: We can't.
That creature in the attic is a baby owl. They look like creepy monsters with its baby fluff and no feathers yet. Look up pictures of baby owls.
It was NOT an owl, it was the sound of a man screaming out of his arse!! 😂
Definitely not an owl!
@@TheeJoieDeVivreGarden no ..definitely an owl...check out the pictures that Jean suggested..
Look up in a tree there's probably a baby owl..
An owl LOL 😂
Never heard an owl like that.
It may just be me but the "baby dragon" almost looks like it could be a fishing lure being pulled with a very thin fishing line. Using the current of the water and pulling the "lure" just right can make it looks like it is swimming.
no, its animated u little sherlock
nah, the dragon moves so choppy, mid attempt at an animation overlay
I can pull up one of my dragon type Pokémon in my game and get the same kinda footage . It’s AR
Maybe Pokémon GO! ?
It looks really similar to those 3D Printed flexible dragons that can come in a bunch of colours to me
If I saw a baby dragon, I would make it MY baby dragon. That person missed out on the most badass pet ever. 😂
Same!
Yep .. same here .
Although the food bill would be expensive .. lol
Hail Kayleasii!
@@stefanschleps8758 she will help me win the iron throne!
Yea exactly 💯
Dude are you kidding at 3:00? That’s a dragon snapchat filter
😂
With the incredibly obvious alien... Yeah, that's a sculpture. The idea an alien would be lurking around a house and wouldn't react in anyway when someone approaches is kind of unthinkable.
Or that something trying to stay hidden would be so obvious
imagen, flying 10000 lightyears just to hide in someones backyard
Hey, he got an invitation for a BBQ, don't judge him! @@Alpha-bd2kg
Yeah, that one looks like it's on a stick and someone is just holding it there
The noises its making are also just the noises Kate makes in Slender the Arrival
It's always the ones with dogs that get me, when they don't engage with whatever it is and they just stand or sit there staring, you know it's not right.
Those "little people" were just plants. But my dad had an encounter with little people when he was a kid, 'real' little people.
thanks for pointing this out, i was hoping more people would see it that way. i don’t know what plant it is/what it’s called but i do know the exact kind that’s seen in the vid. this comment section is making me feel a bit crazy lol
id love to hear your story though!
@@Fi6ment Well to go into full detail about the story, I'd have to talk to my dad, but I can give the best of the story that I can remember. So, one day my Dad was out in the woods, I don't know if he was out there playing, or if he had an argument with his family about something and was letting off steam, or what but he told me that eventually he was strung up in the air, upside down by his feet, and he was surrounded by tiny people. Then an elder of these tiny people walked up to him and spoke to him in a stern voice and a language my Dad never heard before, he was also hitting him in the head with his cane a couple of times. Eventually they let my Dad go, and I can remember if he was either unconscious and woke up, or if when he just fell to the ground and looked up, but either way, one minute they were there, the next, they were gone. My Dad tried telling everyone, tried to convince them they were real, but no one believed him. Ya see, was always kinda a bullsh*ter, he didn't necessarily lie, it was more like sometimes he would exaggerate. But the only people who believed him where me and my Mom, because we could tell when he was either: joking, bullsh*ting, or being serious., and he was always serious about that, he didn't even really like to talk about it much. Well there you have it that's the story of the first time my Dad met the little people, he actually had another encounter with them, but I don't remember how it went. But I do remember it being quick and unsettling. I hope you enjoyed it!👋😊
Wish we could find them and put them in a reality show. Little people drama and a big world
At a sex bar in reno
was it them little plant spikes u get in ur socks? definetly pixies shootin u with arrows hehe
Yep the attic creature is a beautiful fluffy white barn owl, so cute. It's probably the mum screeching
I 've heard them screeching in the dead of night one was loud enough to startle my grandma's dog out of a dead sleep. Weirdest i ever saw was a horned Owl oit in the bright day guess the poor guys inner clock was screwed up
IDK that thing didn't look like ANY type of an owl iv'e ever seen
That didn't look like an owl and owls don't walk on attic floors with human weight and bipedal walking
😂 yes you can tell most people who think they find cryptids don't live in the country 😂
@@reeebyrd140 that's bs, and what country are you referring to? if you're Billybob self meant the "country side" then you need to say just that, don't make the country side people look illiterate. also, if you understand wildlife migration, you would know lots of animals go through cities as well. smh, have a good day!
Ok, people who have a lot of land around their houses NEED to buy some of those ultra bright lights that have wide beams.
I live on several acres, and we do have a floodlight, like one of the giant hand held ones. Thought thankfully we only need it for pigs trespassing in our yard.
I live on 280 acres, only the expected Michigan wildlife thus far.
My husband and I purchased a home on a lake in Florida surrounded by some land. We’ve never knew what ‘dark’ was until nightfall over there. I mean pitch black. I told him we definitely needed bright lights, I didn’t want ANY surprises, and they have certainly made a difference.
It's 2023. Smart phones and great cameras have been around for a decade+ . We are seeing grainy pictures and video like they were filmed by home cameras from the 1950s and 60s.
Shit even newer android smartphones have pretty decent cameras.. It makes me wonder if a lot of people even watch it before they put it out.. Seems like a waste of time to edit and everything if you cant see anything except dark fuzz..
I live in AZ where 50% carry firearms. Most of these things, found on someone's property would be dead.
39:27 I was driving home and just before my turn into the driveway there's woods on the sides of the road , I happen to look towards my right as I'm always looking for deer to pop out and run across because this has happened to me at times so I'm very alert and careful not to hit one ! Well as I looked over to my right I saw this same white ish head peeking out thru the tree's and brush , its eyes were huge and boy did it startle me I didn't know if I seen right but I know what my eyes saw at the same time ! Whether it was real or someone wearing a huge mask I don't know but I know that it was around 10.00 at night and no one around so it seemed mighty strange for a person just sitting around on a quiet road waiting to scare someone . it was very eerie and I hope I never see that again !
The "werewolf" figure looks more like Sonic the Hedgehog. Dude has been skipping leg day. Haha
Great videos, Kallen. Keep up the good job.
The Zoo admitted it was a stunt they did for publicity
That black slithering thing could be another form of chubrahbra
That werewolf looks like a person in a bad fur suit to me lol
@@OkamiSamaa That's bc it is
I like the Idea, that its just a furry, trying to break into the zoo to frick the animals lmafo
0:01 " Hey!, Vsauce michael here. "
The mermaids or “sirens” as sailors call them are possibly real my ex wife told me that while she was in the navy they saw things they couldn’t report due to rules and regulations but she would tell me stories about seeing those things swimming next to the destroyer she was on and seeing UFO’s enter and exit the ocean without making a splash or triggering radar/sonar
Wow that's awesome. Sux that U can't tell anyone about it
Thanks for the heads up. I head out soon, so I'll have to keep an eye out
Cool tale. My dad was a gunner's mate in WWII and he showed me a scroll they awarded new sailors. It was signed by Neptunus Rex, emblazoned with Mermaids, and addressed "To all Sailors wherever they may be, and to all Mermaids, Sea Serpents, Whales, Sharks, Dolphins, Skates, Suckers, Lobsters, Crabs, and other Living Things of the Sea." Hence, they regarded Mermaids as "living things of the Sea."
So crazy!! I bet you get all the good stories!! Would love to hear some more!
Good to know the truth!? 😂
The one at 20:00 with the creature breaking the wood off of the door and making clicking noises in his backyard looks so real and is scary af 😳
He should've boinked it on the head with a crowbar.
Fr 😮
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I'm pretty sure it's fake, reminds me a lot of a Life of Luxury video (not saying it's one of theirs, but could be inspired by). But if it's real, homie needs to get a stronger door, like a metal one. And more security cameras.
At the end, you can see there's two of the. The one breaking the hole in the door and the one to the right where one of them was first spotted.
The dogs actually reacting is what shows its really there.
In the "What is that?" Clip, the mom asks her son "Who taught you how to do that?" Then the son replies with what sounds like "El duende" as he looks at the forest where the dogs are barking. A duende is a goblin.
Funny how we’ll be convinced by a dog or cat’s reaction more than our own eyes.
@@LLynneM An animals senses are higher than a humans. Eyes can lie. Darkness and the imagination can causes issues with determining what is real and what is not.
it's a human.
It's so obviously a snake.
The attic noise is an owl, the "creature" behind the little boy and behind the motorcycle is a sloth.
13:22 you should really research this dude. There’s a documentary on him and his “encounters” and he was arrested for possession of child pr0n
😮
The thing that was breaking the fence with the glowing eyes is Creepy AF. I believe there's actually TWO of them.
There is atheist two. You can see the other one on the bushes
Good catch
Owls.
I agree definitely alien or something creepy 😳 ugh
I Also see 2 of them. Don't know what they are but you've got a matched set 😮
AT 7:30 ish ....WHY ..if you think something is in your attic .. would you wait until dark .. grab the smallest light you can find .. then go up there all alone ?? Just asking.
100% right Sara…you grab the proper flashlight, the one you have strapped to your loaded shotgun. 😂
35:35 Humans do not have eyeshine "tapetum lucidum"
This critter very clearly has eyeshine and therefore it is impossible that this is a human.
I believe that one video was a 3 toed sloth by the way it moved and it’s fur markings. I’ve been really into them growing up because I thought they where cool animals and I’m almost 100% it’s a Sloth in that one video. But I’d love to find out more about that goat sucker video. That is crazy man!.
Totally agree 👍 that goat sucker video freaked me out completely. The guy's reactions any behavior were so natural. That other video was most definitely a Sloth 🦥 They're so adorable 😍
@@Taina6612 yeah that thing was crazy!. It looks like a huge bat but then they get it off and it looks like a shadow wig looking thing going through the grass. Then you see it propped up kinda on a rock in the middle of the river?.
The goat sucker one looked like an odd lizard to me, indeed it had detached; I couldn't see it well enough when attached when I first saw it
Its unnaturally fast for a sloth its maybe a lizard I’d say
Definitely not a sloth, they don’t move that fast. I have heard of goat sucker though but not sure if they are real.
An extra long video AND cryptids? that's just perfection! Thank you!
Well it’s dead.
Looks like a young croc.😊
PERFECTION AT IT'S BEST!
You probably believe in ghosts and witches too
@@FakhrWalker people can believe whatever they want, hope you realize that
That abandoned hospital is in a pretty rough area in Warren, Ohio.
Lots of drugs, homeless, and rowdy folks get in there.
6:29 when u capture something terrifying, always bring ur worst flashlight ever!
Correction; when you STAGE spooky videos, only use poor quality lights.
That guy didn't call the police to tell them he had a creature hiding in his attic? 🤣🤣
Ghoul from Fallout 4
At 39:11 you can see a dark shape moving across the roof. I thought that's what the person was trying to film at first, so the sudden up-close alien face really caught me off-guard 😂
u can even see its out of plastic lmao. even with that toaster of a camera
And of course what you do if you hear a noise outside is send your 7 year old daughter out in front to be safe lol
If it's tiktok, it's fake
Probably yea
wtf is nihon, japan. Nihon, Japan. brudda hafta be dulb asf to belive it at this point, Nihon is what Japan is in japanese i mean i think theres two ways Nippon and Nihon😭😭
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98% of all of this is fake ^^
Let's say ghosts are real.
Would speculate 1 out of every 20 videos "might" be real.
Hah! The giant eel in Loch Ness was an awesome catch, we have them in North American lakes and rivers too. I actually saw one up close corkscrewing it's way up the Ottawa river in my mid twenties. Great to see some validation!
Oh wow!
It's not an eel, just a stick. It doesn't undulate or change shape at all. It's just moving in the current.
@@ThunderOrb it's a little hard to make out either way but what I saw was definitely a 25-30+ foot 2.5-3 foot in diameter eel corkscrewing it's way up the river.
@@midnightsentry84 I don't doubt you've seen an eel. I'm saying this video isn't one.
Fairly certain #1 was just a log or large stick. The "body" of the thing maintains a rigid position on its descent like its a solid object, has no clear head, ans that fish that was "swimming away" definitely isn't in any rush.
32:30
Skinny teen wearing a watch and Peter piper haircut
I swear most of those videos cracks me up.
6:43 That is a baby barn owl. They are all over south Texas. They are pretty funny looking.
9:48 - ‘seems to be manipulating something with its hands’ - that’ll be its selfie stick ! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Mondays are always awesome for some scary spooky content thanks slapped ham
Glad you liked it!
@@SlappedHam who doesn't
Well let me know when he uploads some because every single thing in this video is bogus. Why would anyone include a video filmed on the eye of a potato? Oh, because it's from the early days of teh interwebz when they could get away with it.
@@annakeye who gets away with it
The two things you think is swimming next to the ship are the cables dragging a stabilizing anchor that is just under the water line a few feet is to deliver even weight to help keep the boat straight up in a wavey nights and days. So that's why it looks like there something swimming on both sides of the boat.
Thank you! I came to the comments to see if anyone else said this before posting. You are absolutely correct.
It always makes me laugh so much when you say " whats more scary a cryptid or a human with unknown intentions " its funny because the human is way more unpredictable 😂
Like somebody once told me if I learned anything from scooby doo. The true monsters are always humans and that shit resonates
Humans are capable of some of the most horrific crimes imaginable. I just saw something about a woman named Junko Furtata and I couldn't even finish the video. She was severely beaten and raped for like forty four days by an immeasurable amount of men. Took turn jumping on her head at one point On concrete like what kind of fucking animals do this And they work like sixteen seventeen year olds . Most disturbing case I've seen
Humans are technically animals too haha
Fr
The thing about these monsters or cryptids. They, more often than not, just want to kill you, maybe eat you. It's lovely when one is just chill being there.
Often times, humans who are violent for their own impulses, do not just want to kill you. Some will keep you alive just to hurt you further, with keeping the dread of "no escape" looming over you til you're hopeless, looking for any way out, even if it's drastic.
I don't find fear in horror games like I used to, the things I was once scared of in the dark, that fear left. These "mysterious monsters" have the same goal in mind. I find peace in that, than what an actual "monster" is.
Side note; Not saying "Humans are monstrous." Most people are good, just want to live life without harming others, and vise versa. But those who stray from morals, tossed aside their humanity. They're what I watch out for.
The "alien" at 14:05 has me laughing SO much 😂🤣
That thing isn't moving at all, that's some halloween city levels of goofy
All I could think of was “hey, hey buddy, you wanna keep the noise down?! We’re trynna probe people out here and it is VERY delicate work! Jesus Christ!”
same bro, at least someone down here not beliving this crap
Hes just... standing there.... MENACINGLY!!!
It diid 😂
I saw Stan fake a alien presence during an interview!! Given that , and the fact the alien stayed right there for the camera which is unusual , I don't believe his story. He also beat up 3 or 4 agents by himself! I DOUBT IT😁 Thanks Callen Callan not sure but your videos always are interesting!! Your narration is good some try to be funny. Key word there was try.
It's not real
WTF are you throwing shade at slappy for?? "Try to be funny?" That's a real douche move.. covering your vag. If you meant it some other way.. lol, then kindly ignore what I said🤗❤️
the so called alien one is definitely fake.
@@johntaylor9247 I believe he was charged with kid porn or something like that. Yeah he's a fake
Stan got caught with 🧒 🌽 on his computer and he was supposedly faking these experiences as well look it up ! Not sure what to believe these days anymore 🤷🏻♀️
Fresh water ells in New Zealand used to grow to unbelievable sizes because no one or nothing would eat them. My grandfather seen one when he was a boy that had a head the same size as a lion. Back than people used horses to get around. So he rode off to get his dad. When they got back the beats lower back and tail was still going down into the mud. An ell that size in that time would feel like a king and be fearless of humans so he would take his sweet time moving about but still that's big
Wow that's huge!
The one with the creature tearing apart the guy's garage door is my favorite. It's just so creepy.
is a crackhead
Starting at 20:34 that video capture is fantastic, thanks Kallen! Also the one starting at 24:44. More cryptids please! 🍻😄
Thank you! Will do!
Theirs something seriously strange going on with our beautiful Earth and beyond. Their has to be other dimensions and universes, No telling what is possible if we us Humans are here on Earth, No telling what God has created in this VAST universe of his. The bible doesnt mention anything about us Humans being the ONLY creatures of creation by God. You can believe in God while also believing Aliens and Cryptids.
Yes !!!! Exactly what I've been telling people for many years ! Just because God didn't tell us doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Of course you can believe in God and still believe in those things you have to believe in those things if you believe in God you have to realize the devil is real also as God is real is cryptids and he's aliens are all created by by Satan they're all creations from his genetic tampering the nephilim these are the end times the rapture is coming,, the aliens will be blamed for the rapture they're not aliens there is no the aliens will be blamed for the rapture they're not aliens there is no evolution they're going to be deceiving the whole world
You can definitely see , and hear , the screech of a barn owl ..... they do have unnerving calls !! And it makes perfect sense that it would seek out a dark & rodent filled attic ...
Although the low quality of the video makes it hard to tell that it's an owl at all, the screech definitely sounds familiar.
The second clip of the baby dragon was made on a 3D printer from multiple parts that snap together to give it that flexibility. I saw the video of him making it
People in developed countries seeing a an unknown creature: Runs away
Bunch of poor south american farmers wielding large sticks: *Let's get his ass*
It’s always the worst cameras in the world that catches those kind of things 😂
I've been watching the ham for YEARS and had never been creeped out until the video of the creature/person breaking through the garage door. WTH was that thing? What does it want? What happened next? Does the poster still even have any garage door left? I need a follow up! Closure!
Big fan, here! Thank you for bringing us so many spooky, funny and sometimes downright ridiculous videos! Cheers!
Must not have been a Texan, it would have tasted buckshot
That thing is colloquially known as a "Crawler" or "Rake". In military Black projects they're known as "Uncategorized Subterranean Lifeforms" (USL). More and more videos of them are starting to pop up. The video in the beggining of the monster in the attic is most likely the same creature, as they are known to also make that screeching sound, as well as the clicking sound you can hear at 20:20. They also make a sort of "Chirping" sound that sounds similiar to birds. They live in caves, tunnels, mines, sewers and drain pipes and sometimes abandoned buildings
I've personally seen one of these things, and my buddies in the Special Forces have as well
Owls. A nesting pair.
Manbearpig
I know right!!
That creature that attached to the goat, very similar to something I saw in my home nearly 30 years ago.
What happened!? Did it just come into your house? Did it try to hurt you? slither away?
@@kirbierose2589 it wasnt interested in my mother or I at all, it just came from behind me on the wall, then glided along the ceiling, out into broad daylight to our balcony, dropped onto the balcony then flopped right over it like a sheet. but it was pitch black
@@MCCaradon I heard another guy talk about seeing one in one of his rent houses he was working on. Strange
46:33 That is literally a piece of kelp seaweed. 🤣🤣🤣
Why is it that each and every so called creature is filmed in potatoe vision
What a perfect video to watch *RIGHT BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP!*
Same tho ;-;
i agree with you on that
i cant sleep, bc im laughing
Can’t wait to not sleep tonight
14:57 ngl that snake looks like it would be a really cool pet, regardless of how ugly others would say it is
That thing in the attic and the thing breaking holes into the garage are getting lit up with 556 9mm and 12g at the same time.
The dragon one is a fishing lure , I’ve used similar ones to catch fish
That is a very cool fishing lure!!
That Goatsucker thing in S.America I feel was legit. I saw it a couple of years ago on a much clearer video. That thing is CREEPY AF
Bats are still fast, maybe more than one and the shadow makes sense
It’s a fruit fox
@@joshgray7705 fruit foxes suck goat’s blood?
Its a bat, filmed on a potato, the ppl filming knew what it was, the last part was edited
Most chupacabra sightings are real. They show dogs with mange and bats tho
when there is poor lighting or poor camera quality you can be 99.9% sure it is fake
or maybe we can't all afford $10,000 cameras smart guy
@@INFILTR8US 10k? No no, cameras have advanced enough, even phones, where they're pretty good in low light. Only excuse for some of these is that they look like they're from 10 or more years ago.
It's potato quality.
@@jayc1139 What cameras? Where? Will you be paying for it? I have a pretty new smart phone and it's still a pain in the ass to get a decent photo or decent footage without several minutes of tinkering, much less in low light, much less when a paranormal event comes out of nowhere. I also don't carry a tripod around with me. LoL, skeptics are adorable.
@@INFILTR8US then stop buying your phones on aliexpress.
20:40 Dense. Those boards look like gingerbread 😂
27:10 that black slithering thing on the goat, appears to have left part of itself when slithering away,
Just after it gets past the fence line you see that it leave like a snail trail of pitch black but the farmers walk right over it
The creature featured in the clip @ 25:00 literally leaves pools of shadow in its wake as it escapes into the water..
Really spam about the dragon in water. You freaking know it’s fake . So why you post it.
21:50 very convincing. Man needs a new garage door for sure.
The question that runs through my head in almost every single one of these is, "If only someone had a gun, a stronger steadier flashlight or actually spoke out towards the strange creature to see if it reacts?...."
exactly
A good strong tranquilizer dart would be perfect! Surprised someone hadn't thought of that over the years.
Nobody finds a cryptid while out looking for a cryptid.
Not sure I would stick around, any sensible person would run fast in the opposite direction.
@@highlandqueen8120 im sorry but you misspelled spinless cowards lol
32:09 is genuinely the scariest one on the list. I live in a drug addled community, and this is unfortunately something I've seen more than once, and these people can be VERY dangerous, they're in a completely different place mentally, and with the way he's moving I'd say it's not a very friendly one. That or it's a hoax lol
Except you’re incorrect, humans do not posses a 3rd lense in their eyes to produce night vision, the glowing eyes are a result of light reflection from that 3rd lense, therefore whatever that is, is most definitely not a human being, we cannot magically grow one from using drugs either, it’s something you must be born or created with, and humans are the one if not only species in earth who do not posses a 3rd lense
Bro looks skinny af. Most people could beat the crap out of him
It's definitely just a guy, else they'd show more than just 3 seconds of the clip..........
@@jakethedog3444 Like I said, looks just like a drug trip, but it could easily be some folk trying to spook people on the interweb.
It's a Skinny walker, aka a meth head. Yes they're unpredictable but a 230 grain +P .45 auto jacketed hollow point cures all his addictions.
I dont know if this video is meant a joke, but I just assume it. If not, then all the faith in humanity is lost forever, I can litterly tell, that every fuckin clip is rather faked, just a crackhead, just a normal animal or a piece of nature, like the first nessi clip, thats just a dam ass stick. But as I said, I think its meant a joke, so thanks for it, I laught a lot.
My favorite thing to do while watching is listen to the noises. "If I can make that noise then so can a tweaker."
This comment gave me quite the chuckle at 0326. Thank you
The snake is just a normal type of water snake that over time has algae and "greenish looking hairs" that grow on it. Nothing paranormal there, just a cute little snake.
That's what's known as a demon snake. It is highly paranormal.
Sure but it's weird that it's covering it's entire body perfectly all over. I'm just saying it is what you but it's not no=mal to be fully covered and definitely weird as heck👍🤪
I think it's cute too!
Awww cute!
@jerm2011 🤣
I find it incredibly convenient that every creature is hiding behind a tree in the grass in the attic I want to see a creature up close it just never happens.
Like, the attic guy could've just closed the hatch and called the cops. Have a cup of tea and wait for them while Old Candleface is trapped.
bUT NooOO
@@dashingeduardosuarez”Old Candleface” 💀💀💀
@@ezeztztztz yes.
@@dashingeduardosuarez”old candleface” is WILD ☠️
The shadows that you said look like meerkat running by are just the top piece of a piece of grass. They are called cattails where I’m from nothing to be worried about there haha
I didn’t catch the super bowl while hosting the Super Bowl watch party, my nephew requires 110% of my attention , so this upload is just what I needed , cryptids the super bowl of paranormal uploads 😂🎉
That sucks, but hey you sound like a great uncle, which is great..
Well on you.
🙌🙌🙌
Well here in Wyoming the gun laws are pretty lax so I would get my SKS and a hand gun and at least make sure it didn’t come back!!😊👍 I think if something was messing with anyone’s family you can expect that person do whatever it took to make sure their family is safe and not being stalked😊👍
6:47 baby owl. Like, literally a newly hatched owl. Probs a barn owl considering the noises
Edit: 25:11 you can see its face, that face is rather mammalian but it looks kinda like a wolverine to me?? Probably some kind of undiscovered species of mega bat -is what I would say if it weren’t for that second clip
Me : Shoot first, call Joe Rogan later for an interview later.
The truck stop clip of a Sasquatch howling is bloody brilliant! Witnesses always say Bigfoot’s howls are so loud they reverberate in your chest, and you can really sense what they mean when you hear the volume of the cries in that video. Sorry but no known species native to North America sounds like _that._ I’m sure the trucker was just grateful to be in his cab, especially as it seems like there was at least one adult male really close by. I’d have shat a brick!
Love me some cryptid content - thanks Slappy! More! More!
Ironically, those howling sounds were, in fact, the sound of an obese trucker shatting a brick.
It's fake. Here's where he ripped the audio from. The sounds are real, but they aren't anything the d-bag who made the video heard.
ruclips.net/video/pmWXp3jAKoI/видео.html
I have no problem believing that was a Sasquatch. What a beastly sound!
I would have dropped clutch screw third I would have hit 5th gear, if I had trailer then it's dropped and released... Gone, gone and GAWN SUN!! WHOO DAH HOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:59 whatever that is trying to get into the guy’s garage (days after seeing it sneaking around the same garage?!) do not approach it as if it’s some cute little/big creepy thing cause you know what I noticed… it’s got a tool/weapon in its hand. That’s what it started making the holes with because those two knocks it does after making those holes… that’s to test just how strong the rest of the door is and I’m thinking it’s time to get yourself a nice new strong door for that garage… just sayin I write what my gut compels me to write & the clip screamed not to be confused for “friendly”! I do hope they’re all doing well… Thanks for sharing Calin! LoL! TTFN ✌🏼🤟🏼🧼🖖🏼
37:06 bro those are plants 💀
I think that deep sea “cryptid” really was just a rock with a couple of shells on it that made it look like eyes. Towards the end of the clip it looks like one of the shells starts kind of sliding down the rock 🪨🐚🐚 However I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a new type of deep sea creature. There’s so much of the ocean we haven’t explored with endless possibilities for weird sea creatures!
That one made me think of a ningen 😅
It's actually a stingray fetus.
once i got to that clip, i couldn't agree more
28:23 yea thats 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 a sloth. You can see the head move on th other side.
i work with taxidermy and osteology, and the "tail" in the siren clips looks a lot like part of a sea turtle shell. turtle shells are made of several different bones, kinda like our spines. tails aren't "built" that way, especially not in fish or sea mammals. they're made of a lot of smaller, spread out bones, like our hands. there's several species of sea turtles that can commonly be found in the waters near Massachusetts in some seasons, and that's definitely what the bone makes me think of! I'm unsure about the things "swimming" alongside the boat tho. could be dolphins, or maybe part of the boat, considering that they're both about the same distance from it. I'm not a fisherman tho. I'm just the bone guy
i agree... the "things" "swimming" are likely downriggers to help stabilize the ship...
@@aerionomega935but what about the mermaid-like noises?
“I’m just the bone guy” should be on t shirts 😂
I definitely think those things by the boat could've been Sirens if I spelled that right
I can only watch these videos in the daytime 😂 I don't know if anyone else feels the same way but I know I get too freaked out at night! Another great video man! 👏
Well if you research djinns long enough and convert to islam sometime down the road, you would not fear such things day or night!
i can watch it at night but only if i am not alone 😂😂 i would 💩 my self 😂😂
Fear is a very powerful spirit. It takes lots of prayer & meditation to relieve yourself of such a spirit. It can even give you paralysis.
no joke, i watch it always at night to fall asleep!
i literally watch these videos to fall asleep lol.
Those farmers chasing whatever was attached to the goat is real scary. I would definitely would want one of those farmers to protect me! They are definitely courageous.
I was a cop for 15 years, now I'm an electrical engineer. I go out with a couple of friends who are still LEO's to places like these. We carry lights bright enough to blister your retinas at 100 yards which we only use if we think we see something (otherwise standard police LED Streamlights) and carry black guns (AR-15 type in various calibers). We always wear body cams to catch it all on audio and video. I know this will be a shocker but 3 armed, well equipped guys who don't believe in such things, after over 25 'investigations' have never seen or heard anything out of the ordinary. So it looks like the boogymen and ET's only appear to unarmed rubes with lame flashlights. I'd love to be the guy who, with much fanfare and lots of media present, presents a cryptid or alien to 'scientists' so they can't deny they have them. I'd never have to work again. We'll keep looking...
you guys should have a tv show or something lol; you 3 guys who don’t believe and maybe 3 other people who do and go to places with reported sightings or activity and see if you catch anything- hell, if that Mountain Monsters show can run for as long as it did/is? without ever catching hard evidence then you’d definitely blow up in popularity and hey, maybe if you do ever catch anything then you have a whole media team there already with cameras (or do it go-pro style) and they can do the fanfare for you lmao
id definitely watch it and be entertained :)
They probably just didn’t like you guys.
Never sell out or do fake shit and I will watch
some of thoose things are real.Just because you haven't seen one dosen't make it not real.
They apears only to unarmed sumbasses with potato camera, who go to find some ghost or monster and when found something, run away screaming like little child. Bonus points for those, who are running chased by devil/demon/witch/whateveryouwanttocallit and never get harmed
Love the Bigfoot capture!! Thanks for another heaping helping of good old Slapped Ham!
More to come!
Definitely, have a look a the ambulation , and the way the legs bend , plus the stooping of the back
It wasn't real. There is more to the video. It shows as he's walking away, the bottom leg of bigfoot swinging like torn pants. It was obvious. The entire video was shown on this channel.
Yeah for sure I don't care what people think that's not a hoax for sure 💯
Why didn’t he bring a flashlight to the attack for crying out loud?
Because that would expose the fake.
They’re just me
the dude poking the object with a stick was pretty funny. it turned from curious pokes to flip it to aggressive taps to get a reaction XD
I recall seeing a doc/film where 2-3 ships set sail with sonar gear mapping every inch of Loch Ness as they sailed across so nothing could get past them. They found nothing.
Seen it also..
There is no Nessie it’s a tourist attraction to make money
I’ve read hundreds of accounts and it seems to be more of a supernatural entity like a kelpie
@@Mickyboi1 lmao it's the world's longest running tourist trap
duh...
Poor Nessie, Homer and Mr Burns never should've done that to her....
😂😂😂
7:05 its voldemort coming back
I may add edits as I watch, but to start #1 - the "Eel" in Loch Ness is most likely a Pike, which are a long narrow fish, and found all over Scotlands fresh water habitats.
And they've some bloody monster pike up there also 👌
Starting it off with nessie is awesome lol i know that most of the vids actually are possible fakes but its still very satisfing for the imagination and always impressive with the editing, especially the narration, excellent story teller, see i do SFX and makeup/sculping for a living so im aware of alot of jobs that consist of the skillset ppl like me possess, turned down a few jobs in my day, personally i feel like id be cheating people, guess its because i'm a believer of the cryptic unknown, Ps your team are amazing, great job slapped ham.