1.0: почему у меня нет звуков? 2.0: не знаю 1.0 3.0: я тоже не знаю 3.0 мпк: вааау 2: ой ёй ёй 3.1: тада ура! 95: Чигаго ты ч**** сделал? 4.0: это чо за херня? 98: [девчачий голос] ой почему мне не добавили ресницы? 5.0: хи хи! 2000: ой громкий звук! 😫😫😫😫 ME: ежегодно Уистлер: ну мне не чего не видно! Икспи: я сильный!💪💪💪💪💪💪 2003: погнали икспи! Длиннорогий: Ай почему так громко? Виста: ой что случилось со мной? 7: наверное из-за грома… Вааааааааааа 8: пожалуйста остановитесь! 8.1: Ваааааа ёжкин кот! 10: десять х! Тебе надо в школу! 11: Бегу на работу! 10х: ладно 10
Ещё немножко строчек про windows 11 версия 22 h2 что ты опять windows 11 со своими праздниками windows 11 отдашь слышишь у меня тут день рождения 30 июля
Windows 1,2 and 3: we're fine 3.1:it's not that loud 95:WHAT DID YOU DO CHICAGO? Chicago: I might have turned up your start up sound 4.0:why is mine loud? 98: IT'S TOO LOUD! 5.0:hee hee 2000:i'm half scared and half sad Me:perfect Whistler:I shouldn't have been to loud XP:not even that loud! Server 2003:me too XP! Longhorn: Mines a little loud Vista:I'M SQUISHED! 7:Mines loud 8:stop it! 8.1:why am I upside down? 10:are you serious? 10X:I'm loud 11: this is loud
@@dsmooth704 also 0:12 Fun fact, the latest version Windows for Workgroups 3.11 on embedded devices has support till November 1 2008! 0:25 All editions of NT 4.0 doesn't lose support on 2003, The Workstation variet loses support on June 30 2004 and The (Enterprise) Server edition of NT 4.0 loses support on December 30 2004 while Embedded and Terminal Server editon lose support on the 11th of July 2006 and just like with Windows 7, Microsoft provided ESU for NT 4.0 for 3 years, so ESU for Workstation, Server and Enterprise ends on 2007 while support for Embedded and Terminal Server loses ESU support on 2009. 2:30 There is a way to extend Vista's support by 7 years from 2017 to 2024, using Server 2008's updates you cane extend it to January 14 2020, using BypassESU, you can extend it to January 10 2023, if you're part of the azure could program, it could be extended to January 9 2024
@@MSWinNT @MSWinNT Hey, thanks for the information! I know this is a late response. 2003 for NT 4.0 Workstatoon was a typo, it should have been 2004 like you said. Thanks for telling me the other things you mentioned.
Windows 1.0, 2.0 (2.03), 3.0 : Фууух! Слава богу, мы беззвучные! / Pheew! Thank gods, we're soundless! Windows 3.0 with Multimedia Extensions: Ваау, не гром- АААА ВЫРУБИТЕ ЭТООО / Woow, not lo- AHHHH TURN OF ITTT Windows 3.1 - Не очень громко / Not that loud Windows 95: Ааааа, спаситееее! Мои ушиии! Chicago: Упс.... / Ahhhhh, heeeeeelp! My ears! Chicago: Oops... Windows NT 4.0: Брррр, слишком громко!!! / Brrrr, very loud!!! Windows 98: ВАААААААА, КТО-НИБУУУДЬ, ВЫКЛЮЧИТЕ, МОИ УШИИИИИИИМ ААААААААААА / WAHHHHHHH, SOMEBODY TURN OFF, MY EARSSSSSS, AHHHHHHH Windows NT 5.0: Ой, кажется мои микшер вышел из под контроля... Хихи, извиняюсь / Oops, looks like my mixer is out of control... Hehe, sorry 😅 Windows 2000: Блин, ну спасибо! Теперь я грустна, из-за этой тупой громкоты! я даже чуть не лопнула... / Frick, thanks! Now i'm sad, because of this stupid loudness! i'm even almost poped... Windows ME: Это не громко для меня, я уже привыкла к этому. / That's not loud for me, i am already used to it. Windows Whistler: ААААА! Зачем я свистнул? Из-за этого свистка я теперь уши потеряю! / AHHH! Why i am whistled? Becuase of this whistle, i am gonna lose my ears! Windows XP: Я силён! Мне нет равных! Даже эта громкота! / I am strong! No match for me! Even this loudness! Windows Server 2003: Полностью согласен с тобой XP! / Completely agree with you XP! Windows Longhorn: ААА УШАНУЛО ОТ ЭТОГОООО!!! / AAAA LOUDED FROM THISSSSS!!! Windows Vista: Какого фига меня раздавило? / What the hell i am crushed? Windows 7: Может быть из-за этой громко- ААААААААА НЕ ХОЧУ ЛЕТААААТЬ / Maybe because of this loudne- AHHHH DON'T WANNA TO FLYYYYYYY Windows 8: АААААА Я ЩАС СЛУХ ПОТЕРЯЮЮЮЮ! / AHHHHH, I'M GONNA LOSEEEE MY HEARING! Windows 8.1: Меня из-за этого перевернуло / I get upsidedowned of this Windows 10: Я обиделась, всё! / I'm offended! Windows 10X: Аййй! Покойтесь с миром, мои уши! / Owww! Rip My ears! Windows 11: Одна дорога, предовратить это: сбежать от этой громко- аййй ушануло! / One way to defect it: run away from this loudne- owww louded!
1.0, 2.0(2.03), 3.0: У нас нет звуков и нам хорошо. 3.0 with Multimedia Extensions: Ух ты, не гром- АААА ВЫКЛЮЧИТЕ КРАН!! 3.1: Не громкое ТАДА! 95: ААА CHICAGO ТЫ ЧТО СДЕЛАЛ? Chicago: Ой я нечаянно. NT 4.0: АЙ! КТО НЕ ВЫКЛЮЧИЛ ЗА СОБОЙ МИКСЕР? 98: ААА МОИ УШИ СЕЙЧАС ВЗОРВУТСЯ! NT 5.0: Хи хи хи. 2000: Мне грустно из-за этой громкоты:( ME: Да ладно вам, это не так громко. Whistler: Чёрт побери! Зачем я так громко свистнул? XP: Ребята, включайтесь на максимум, чтоб у всех барабанные перепонки полопались! Server 2003: Я с тобой XP! Longhorn: Ребята, вы не знаете, почему так громко? Vista: Я из-за этой громкоты расплющилась! 7: Я сейчас выключусь от этой чертовщины! 8: ПОЖАЛУЙСТА ОСТАНОВИТЕСЬ!!! 8.1: Ёшкин кот! Что со мной случилось? 10: 10X тебе пора в школу! 10X: Ладно 10! 11: Почему так громко?
Windows 1.0: Why can't I hear anything? Windows 2.0: So lucky I don't have a startup sound! :D Windows 3.0: Same bro. Windows 3.0 (with multimedia extensions): I'm lucky that mine's not that loud! (Shutdown sound plays) AH! NEVERMIND! Windows 3.1: It's not THAT loud... Windows 95: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- (uh oh swear word 😰) Chicago: Lol! Windows NT 4.0: Ow, my ear!!! (Chicago: Do objects even have ears?) Windows 98: AHHHHHHHHHTURNITOFFTURNITOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! Windows NT 5.0: Lol... My sounds don't sound correctly anymore! Windows 2000:(Mind: What did this world become?!) Windows ME: Lol, you grandpas can't take loud noises anymore! (95: Grandpas hear less you dumba- I mean, stupid!) Whistler: Bruuuuuuuuuuuuh.... XP: REHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE- (Basically a Scooby Doo laugh lol-) Windows Server 2003: Lmao I can't hear anymore!!! (Whistler: Don't tell me he deafened!) Longhorn: Hmph! How dare you blast such uncomfortable sounds in front of me! Vista: WHY AM I SO BLEEPIN WIDE BRUH- (Windows 11: Nobody cares!) Windows 7: Hey! Stop that! >:C Windows 8: Can you please stop!!! Go away!!!! (Windows XP: No) Windows 8.1: WAAAAH!!! You scared me so much I flipped over! Literally! Windows 10: My ear drums have been officially blown out! Thanks a lot! Windows 10X: Stoooooooooop!!! (Windows 11: I'm sure it's not that bad boi-) Windows 11: Not cool! Ugh! (Longhorn: You tell em babe!) (Windows 7: Ayo what-)
Fuzzy Cube, don't use such very loud sounds anymore, otherwise the sounds the ears of all spectators will hurt, so make only calm sounds, I mean at normal volume, I love you 😉❤💛💚💙
Windows 1.0: Okay, who asked. I'm trying to be very straightforward and calm about this. Windows 2.03: AHA! With windows 2.0 gone, i can relax here for 200 seconds Windows 3.0: You know, it's kinda chill today. Windows 3.0MME: (Startup) Oh. It's fine. What was I so worried ab- [SHUTDOWN] AAAAAAA Windows 3.1: It's not THAT loud... Windows 95: Can someone turn down the volume!? Windows Chicago: Hehehe Windows NT 4.0: AH! let's hind the loudness slider right now! Windows 98: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[It's only 80000000000000000% volume for 3 seconds, then settles at something less lou- SHUTDOWN] Windows NT 5.0(2000 Dev. Codename): I was the guy who asked. I hate this so much but I don't care
1.0:🤔 2.0:🤔 3.0: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 3.1: It's not loud 95: Chicago what in the pickle did you do 4.0: oh my flippin god 98:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 5.0: 😁😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 2000:what the ME: I love this sound in EARRAPE Whistler:oh jalapeno no XP and Server 2003: extreme Longhorn and 7:WTF Vista:I got squished 😨 (me: hahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣) 8 and 8.1: oh my flippin god 10: I'm jealous 10X:OMG 11: REALLY EVERYONE!!!
Windows 1.0, 2.0 and 3.0: It's good to not have sounds😀😀😀 Windows 3.0 (with Multimedia Extensions) :Well It's great😊.... Forget it☹️☹️ Windows 3.1, ME, xp and Server 2003: We don't ever care😎😎😎 Windows 95, NT 4.0, 98, Whistler, Longhorn, 7 and 8: ¡STOP IT!😠😠😠 Windows Chicago and NT 5.0: I think we cross the line😅😅😅 Windows 2000, Vista and 8.1: ¿Why? Windows 10, Windows 10x, go to school or you Will be grounded😡😡😡 Windows 10x: Ok mom😤😤😤 Windows 11: I have to go home if not my family will be hunger😟😟😟
Windows 1.0, 2.0 and 3.0: at least we don't have any sounds Windows 3.0 (with multimedia extensions): well, not lou- AAAH, I'm taking my words back Windows 3.1: it's not that loud Windows 95: what the heck have you done, Chicago? Windows Chicago: oops, sorry, 95 😅 Windows NT 4.0: hey, turn off your fr**king mixer 😫 Windows 98: AAAAAAHHH, my ears won't handle such volume Windows NT 5.0: 😅😅😅 Windows 2000: well, thanks, I'm sad Windows ME (millennium edition): I don't think it's too loud Windows whistler: dammit, my right eye has been damaged Windows XP: time to show my volume power, turn speakers by maximum 😎 Windows server 2003: I guess I'm going the same way as XP 😀 Windows longhorn: XP, please stop it 😫 Windows vista: what the hell? I'm flat Windows 7: I don't see anything 😵💫 Windows 8: AAAAAAHHH, turn it already off Windows 8.1: why I'm upside down? Windows 10: we played it out, I'm offended Windows 10X: minus left eye, great Windows 11: while everyone are suffering, I'm getting over here
1.0,2.0: Chill out guys We dont have sounds we are safe! 3: Not for now 2.0 and 1.0:(Grabs headphones) 3: Muahaha! HA- 3.1: You sure it's loud? 95: Hey! Ill join 3.1: NONONO! AAAAAAAAAA(ear bleeds) 95: Oops! NT 4.0: What did you do to him! 95: Im sorry! 95: Wait! Your's isnt that very loud! hahaha! (Glass breaking) 95: How is that even possible? 98: Hey little brother Im here now! 95: Where did you come from Also where's your eyebrows 98: oops! I forgot to bring them 95: also- Holy jeez! Your's is also loud(grabs headphones) NT 5.0: Mines isnt that loud for sure 98,4.0,95,1.0,2.0,3,3.1: HOLY SH- *All off the glass Cracks and buildings starts to collapse* 5.0: Jeez just calm down it isnt that loud 95: HOLY MOLY! THAT WAS SO LOUD I CANT EVEN HEAR ANYTHING NOW 2000: Sorry guys im late Everyone else: yours cant be that lou- *Ears rings* 98: DUDE! THIS IS CHAOS!! NT 4.0 from the distance away: III CANT HEAR ANYTHING ANYMORE STOP IT PLEASE!! (4.0 sees a headphone) NT 4.0: Oh! Maybe that can stop it from hurting my ears (NT 4.0 Grabs it and puts it on and it saves Him) The others: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ME: Mines is just the same as Him i came here from a portal Whistler: dont mind me here I just wanna join The party! 1.0,2.0: WHY IS EVERYONE HERE! XP: Hello! Im finally here 98: Oh No Not again! 2000: Welp! See you guys on the other side (2000 leaves earth and goes to mars) 2000: This is better (2003 has joined the party) 2003: Woah! Hey everyone! Wheres The food? Wheres the drink? 98 & 95: ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! ITS TOO LOUD HERE (Long horn has walked over the party) Longhorn: Hey.... Wheres NT 4.0? NT 4.0: YOU GUYS HAVE THE SAME SOUND WHY CANT IT CHANGE ALREADY? Longhorn: Jeez whats wrong with it? Were twins right? 2003 & XP: Surely twins? But your gray Longhorn: Theres nothing wrong with it (Vista gets squished by a hammer) vista: Owwww!!!- AAAAAAAAAAAAA NT 5.0: Holy cow theres so many of us joining here Windows 7: Heyy...? Vista! Why are you like that? Vista: i got squished by a giant hammer! Windows 7: That seems like a funny joke! HaHaHa! Vista: No Brother! it's not a joke! It isnt funny anymore Windows 8: Hey guys! Mind if i join too? Windows 7: Heck Yeah! Windows 8.1: Why am i Upsidedown Please help me! Windows 8: how did that even happen? Windows 10: Why didn't you guys invited me at all! :( Oh well! Atleast im here! Windows 10X: WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME 10!? NT 5.0: Hey! no arguing here! >:( 98: My ears Are still Ringing!! 95: Send help please NT: 4.0 Muahaha! I have a headphone rather than you guys! Windows 7: What!?!? thats not fair! Windows 11: Hey guys Did you forget about me?
Windows 1.0: are we too peaceful or what? 2.0: yea, we are peaceful, how about you, 3? 3: yea, how about you, my other version? 3 (other version): yea, its peac- OH H NAH- 3.1: sorry guys i bought an electric guitar…. 95: 3.1 STOPPPPPPPPPPP! MY EARS! Chicago: hehe, sorry 95, i forced 3.1 to buy it😅 NT4.0: im literlally in the store and i can hear 3.1 screaming…. 98: 3.1 ITS TOOO LOUD! AND MY EYEBROWS GOT OFF CAUSE OF THE LOUDNESS! WHERE EVEN IS NT4??? Nt4: 98? umm the store’s broken cause of the noise… 98: GREAT…. 3.1 IM JUST TOO ADDICTED! NT5.0: sorry guys i also bought one… hehe… 2000: oh no not you too 5.0…. this is too intense for my ears… 3.1 YESSSS! JOIN IN THE TEAM 5.0!!! 5.0: ok i guess? ME: yes i wanna join i bought one too 3.1 NOW LET THE TEAM GROW!!! Whistler: as always… my ears.. they get uncomfortable. XP: YESSSS MY FIRST ELECTRIC GUITAR! May i Join the team, 3.1? 3.1: sure xp! NOW LET THE TEAM GROW MORE! 1.0-whistler: time to wear headphones… Server 2003: YES THE INTENSENESS! I WANNA JOIN THE TEAM TOO! 3.1: COME ON OVER 2003! 1.0-Whistler: THE HEADPHONES DONT WORK? THEN LETS GRAB OTHERS THEN.. Longhorn: Guys you should stop… everyone’s eardrums are dying.. imma wear headphones too… 3.1 NEVER LONGHORN! WE’LL CONTINUE WHEN THE GUITARS RUN OUT OF BATTERY! 1.0-Longhorn: time to get our ears and headphones prepared.. Vista: i got thicc and wide and smashed from the sound.. *gets headphones* 7? 7: ye? Vista: would you mind helping me get up? 7: su- OW THE NOISE HURT MY BODY!!! IM HURT! *grabs headphones* 3.1 SORRY 7 AND VISTA, BUT WE’LL STILL CONTINUE! 1.0-7- *grabs very strong headphones* Vista: 7 pls help 7: okie.. 8: I SHOULDNT HAVE GRABBED HEADPHONES.. oh wait there are some headphones here.. *grabs one* 8.1: the earrapes made me go upside down Vista,7,8: umm 8.1 are ya ok? 8.1 perfectly fine. Vista,7,8: umm ok? 10,10X,11: we should be there soon right? 11: yeah… 10,10X,11: *arrives* Hey guys! What’s going on in he- 10: THIS IS TOO LOUD! IM LEAVING! 1.0-11: 10 NO!!! 3.1: team.. we should stop soon.. 3.1’s team: yeah… 98: why is it so hard to put on eyebrows back on? 10X: yeah, imma grab headphones… *wears it* to be continued..
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Silly me! I forgot to add Windows 98's eyelashes. Sorry about that!
It's ok make the updated one now
ObjectShørts24 hi
Everything is fine
Its alright
@@JARYYT Yes
0:05 That part got me on the floor XD
0:12 sounds like an electric guitar
Lol
Tienes mucha imaginación xD
@@valepkxd7538 yes but I speak English so… yeah… (American English)
Is not look like an electric guitar
My is is going to Explode
0:09 This is me how I drink Cow Milk
2:31 Windows Vista proves that the Earth is flat.
vista is smashed
1:04 Rip headphone users
my mom is headphone user
Rip your mom
among us pou
2:01 i think Windows xp feels happy because the Startup is Actually a classic Meme
XD
3:03 TEN SO SO ANGRY
Revengers 2?
TEN IS SUS
2:30 ahh this is the best 😂😂😂
iAgree™️
2:30 😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:31 is vista wide
0:17 chicago is so funny for windows 95
0:17 windows 95 angry looks the anti piracy
11: спорт!
2.0: слышь ты?
Миленнум дишин: шо вы такие?
4.0 нт: АААААА КАКККК ГРОМКООО
2:31 Vista Looks Smashed
fr lmao
Fr lol
Imagine if somebody made a meme template of wide vista.
That’s what you get for not being a boy
You deserve vista for not being a boy
You don't have to make NT Workstation 5.0 earrape. It already is loud enough listening it to regular volume.
no it have
Tradutor
0:26 and we have lift-off
1:01 - 1:27 2 nanoseconds after eating taco bell
2:30 smushed Vista
2:30
2:30 д
2:40
2:47 2:47 2:47 2:47 2:47 2:47 2:47 2:47
1.0: почему у меня нет звуков?
2.0: не знаю 1.0
3.0: я тоже не знаю
3.0 мпк: вааау 2: ой ёй ёй
3.1: тада ура!
95: Чигаго ты ч**** сделал?
4.0: это чо за херня?
98: [девчачий голос] ой почему мне не добавили ресницы?
5.0: хи хи!
2000: ой громкий звук! 😫😫😫😫
ME: ежегодно
Уистлер: ну мне не чего не видно!
Икспи: я сильный!💪💪💪💪💪💪
2003: погнали икспи!
Длиннорогий: Ай почему так громко?
Виста: ой что случилось со мной?
7: наверное из-за грома… Вааааааааааа
8: пожалуйста остановитесь!
8.1: Ваааааа ёжкин кот!
10: десять х! Тебе надо в школу!
11: Бегу на работу!
10х: ладно 10
Не длиннорогий а лонгхорн
Ты забыл ещё немножечко строчек
Строчки: эй слышь windows XP пойдём в клуб сильных чуваков windows XP говорит да конечно пойдём
Ещё немножко строчек про windows 11 версия 22 h2 что ты опять windows 11 со своими праздниками windows 11 отдашь слышишь у меня тут день рождения 30 июля
1:27
Windows 1,2 and 3: we're fine
3.1:it's not that loud
95:WHAT DID YOU DO CHICAGO?
Chicago: I might have turned up your start up sound
4.0:why is mine loud?
98: IT'S TOO LOUD!
5.0:hee hee
2000:i'm half scared and half sad
Me:perfect
Whistler:I shouldn't have been to loud
XP:not even that loud!
Server 2003:me too XP!
Longhorn: Mines a little loud
Vista:I'M SQUISHED!
7:Mines loud
8:stop it!
8.1:why am I upside down?
10:are you serious?
10X:I'm loud
11: this is loud
I love how xp is smileing
x2 man
@@AlanYTmineblox yeah
X1,73 Скopость ваще
Windows 95: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Dont worry Xp's earrape is weak enough to handle Him
Thank you for being legit unlike Windows Expert.
Uhh, you're welcome?
@@dsmooth704 also 0:12 Fun fact, the latest version Windows for Workgroups 3.11 on embedded devices has support till November 1 2008! 0:25 All editions of NT 4.0 doesn't lose support on 2003, The Workstation variet loses support on June 30 2004 and The (Enterprise) Server edition of NT 4.0 loses support on December 30 2004 while Embedded and Terminal Server editon lose support on the 11th of July 2006 and just like with Windows 7, Microsoft provided ESU for NT 4.0 for 3 years, so ESU for Workstation, Server and Enterprise ends on 2007 while support for Embedded and Terminal Server loses ESU support on 2009. 2:30 There is a way to extend Vista's support by 7 years from 2017 to 2024, using Server 2008's updates you cane extend it to January 14 2020, using BypassESU, you can extend it to January 10 2023, if you're part of the azure could program, it could be extended to January 9 2024
@@MSWinNT @MSWinNT Hey, thanks for the information!
I know this is a late response.
2003 for NT 4.0 Workstatoon was a typo, it should have been 2004 like you said.
Thanks for telling me the other things you mentioned.
00:12 1o1 at the clock Windows me : turnit off
Windows 3.1: hey ( hand slaped )
Windows me : ow watcha douing
Windows end of support would be like:
Lol
2:30 What theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Windows Vista his crushed..................
WHAT THE J
Windows 1.0, 2.0 (2.03), 3.0 : Фууух! Слава богу, мы беззвучные! / Pheew! Thank gods, we're soundless!
Windows 3.0 with Multimedia Extensions: Ваау, не гром- АААА ВЫРУБИТЕ ЭТООО / Woow, not lo- AHHHH TURN OF ITTT
Windows 3.1 - Не очень громко / Not that loud
Windows 95: Ааааа, спаситееее! Мои ушиии! Chicago: Упс.... / Ahhhhh, heeeeeelp! My ears! Chicago: Oops...
Windows NT 4.0: Брррр, слишком громко!!! / Brrrr, very loud!!!
Windows 98: ВАААААААА, КТО-НИБУУУДЬ, ВЫКЛЮЧИТЕ, МОИ УШИИИИИИИМ ААААААААААА / WAHHHHHHH, SOMEBODY TURN OFF, MY EARSSSSSS, AHHHHHHH
Windows NT 5.0: Ой, кажется мои микшер вышел из под контроля... Хихи, извиняюсь / Oops, looks like my mixer is out of control... Hehe, sorry 😅
Windows 2000: Блин, ну спасибо! Теперь я грустна, из-за этой тупой громкоты! я даже чуть не лопнула... / Frick, thanks! Now i'm sad, because of this stupid loudness! i'm even almost poped...
Windows ME: Это не громко для меня, я уже привыкла к этому. / That's not loud for me, i am already used to it.
Windows Whistler: ААААА! Зачем я свистнул? Из-за этого свистка я теперь уши потеряю! / AHHH! Why i am whistled? Becuase of this whistle, i am gonna lose my ears!
Windows XP: Я силён! Мне нет равных! Даже эта громкота! / I am strong! No match for me! Even this loudness!
Windows Server 2003: Полностью согласен с тобой XP! / Completely agree with you XP!
Windows Longhorn: ААА УШАНУЛО ОТ ЭТОГОООО!!! / AAAA LOUDED FROM THISSSSS!!!
Windows Vista: Какого фига меня раздавило? / What the hell i am crushed?
Windows 7: Может быть из-за этой громко- ААААААААА НЕ ХОЧУ ЛЕТААААТЬ / Maybe because of this loudne- AHHHH DON'T WANNA TO FLYYYYYYY
Windows 8: АААААА Я ЩАС СЛУХ ПОТЕРЯЮЮЮЮ! / AHHHHH, I'M GONNA LOSEEEE MY HEARING!
Windows 8.1: Меня из-за этого перевернуло / I get upsidedowned of this
Windows 10: Я обиделась, всё! / I'm offended!
Windows 10X: Аййй! Покойтесь с миром, мои уши! / Owww! Rip My ears!
Windows 11: Одна дорога, предовратить это: сбежать от этой громко- аййй ушануло! / One way to defect it: run away from this loudne- owww louded!
лол читаешь мои мысли / lol read my mind
0:05 Before dr_gs
0:08 After dr_gs
2:30 THICC VISTA
1:01 bass boosted activeded
2:30 W I D E V I S T A
3:14 windows 11 so fu## xd
1:31 windows 2000: ****
Windows ME: (says loud) WHY ARE YOU SO UNLICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2000: Shut up "_"
Chicago: *slams the wall*
95: WHY??
Chicago: *slams the wall again*
95: WHY THE HECK WHY??
Chicago: *slams the wall thrice*
95: *WHY THE FU-*
Windows longhorn say: WHAT THIS IS?? This is loudly too strong-
I love how they have no ears
Yes you have it
@@tonymaldini2051You blind?
lol
is funny
1.0, 2.0(2.03), 3.0: У нас нет звуков и нам хорошо.
3.0 with Multimedia Extensions: Ух ты, не гром- АААА ВЫКЛЮЧИТЕ КРАН!!
3.1: Не громкое ТАДА!
95: ААА CHICAGO ТЫ ЧТО СДЕЛАЛ?
Chicago: Ой я нечаянно.
NT 4.0: АЙ! КТО НЕ ВЫКЛЮЧИЛ ЗА СОБОЙ МИКСЕР?
98: ААА МОИ УШИ СЕЙЧАС ВЗОРВУТСЯ!
NT 5.0: Хи хи хи.
2000: Мне грустно из-за этой громкоты:(
ME: Да ладно вам, это не так громко.
Whistler: Чёрт побери! Зачем я так громко свистнул?
XP: Ребята, включайтесь на максимум, чтоб у всех барабанные перепонки полопались!
Server 2003: Я с тобой XP!
Longhorn: Ребята, вы не знаете, почему так громко?
Vista: Я из-за этой громкоты расплющилась!
7: Я сейчас выключусь от этой чертовщины!
8: ПОЖАЛУЙСТА ОСТАНОВИТЕСЬ!!!
8.1: Ёшкин кот! Что со мной случилось?
10: 10X тебе пора в школу!
10X: Ладно 10!
11: Почему так громко?
Ты тоже русский?
Flat Vista lol
W I D E V I S T A
windows 1,2,3 : WE HAV NOT SOUND
Also Windows 3.0 Nah **SHUTS ITS EARS** 0:09
windows 2000 is sad
Awesome Request
Windows server nt 5.0:hey I'm back
Windows nt 3.1:no time you think (gel gun firing)
Server 5.0:aw!
8.1: помогите!!!
winNT 4.0: ой ой
winNT 5.0: брат в космос!
Me: вы слыште гоплут
Whistler: ой
7 и виста: но нам же жестко
8: пожалуйста остановитесь!
Windows 1.0: Why can't I hear anything?
Windows 2.0: So lucky I don't have a startup sound! :D
Windows 3.0: Same bro.
Windows 3.0 (with multimedia extensions): I'm lucky that mine's not that loud! (Shutdown sound plays) AH! NEVERMIND!
Windows 3.1: It's not THAT loud...
Windows 95: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- (uh oh swear word 😰)
Chicago: Lol!
Windows NT 4.0: Ow, my ear!!! (Chicago: Do objects even have ears?)
Windows 98: AHHHHHHHHHTURNITOFFTURNITOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Windows NT 5.0: Lol... My sounds don't sound correctly anymore!
Windows 2000:(Mind: What did this world become?!)
Windows ME: Lol, you grandpas can't take loud noises anymore! (95: Grandpas hear less you dumba- I mean, stupid!)
Whistler: Bruuuuuuuuuuuuh....
XP: REHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE- (Basically a Scooby Doo laugh lol-)
Windows Server 2003: Lmao I can't hear anymore!!! (Whistler: Don't tell me he deafened!)
Longhorn: Hmph! How dare you blast such uncomfortable sounds in front of me!
Vista: WHY AM I SO BLEEPIN WIDE BRUH- (Windows 11: Nobody cares!)
Windows 7: Hey! Stop that! >:C
Windows 8: Can you please stop!!! Go away!!!! (Windows XP: No)
Windows 8.1: WAAAAH!!! You scared me so much I flipped over! Literally!
Windows 10: My ear drums have been officially blown out! Thanks a lot!
Windows 10X: Stoooooooooop!!! (Windows 11: I'm sure it's not that bad boi-)
Windows 11: Not cool! Ugh! (Longhorn: You tell em babe!) (Windows 7: Ayo what-)
1:26 DANG CHILL
Yo could you imagine if windows longhorn and windows 11 had children? In fact, I made one. I may post it later.
no
linux better
1:04 among pou
it virus to nt 5.00
Chicago: *Slams the table!*
95: WHY??
Chicago: *Slams the table again!*
95: WHY THE HECK WHY??????
Chicago: 😶
95: (Gives about 2000 slippers in Chicago)
Chicago: (He died) (💀)
when windows has no more power:
I can seaming of night (Windows Multimedia Extension)0:08
Fuzzy Cube, don't use such very loud sounds anymore, otherwise the sounds the ears of all spectators will hurt, so make only calm sounds, I mean at normal volume, I love you 😉❤💛💚💙
Why is windows 8.1 and 10 are same as windows 7 and vista
Windows NT 5.0: NUCLEAR EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah xD
Hey yo what's up
WTF
What is the best way for us
Windows 1.0: Okay, who asked. I'm trying to be very straightforward and calm about this.
Windows 2.03: AHA! With windows 2.0 gone, i can relax here for 200 seconds
Windows 3.0: You know, it's kinda chill today.
Windows 3.0MME: (Startup) Oh. It's fine. What was I so worried ab- [SHUTDOWN] AAAAAAA
Windows 3.1: It's not THAT loud...
Windows 95: Can someone turn down the volume!?
Windows Chicago: Hehehe
Windows NT 4.0: AH! let's hind the loudness slider right now!
Windows 98: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[It's only 80000000000000000% volume for 3 seconds, then settles at something less lou- SHUTDOWN]
Windows NT 5.0(2000 Dev. Codename): I was the guy who asked. I hate this so much but I don't care
1:00 when someone donates 100k on pls donate:
good amogus pou
LONGHORN ❤️ WINDOWS XP
Well yes, but actually no
0.4 SWODNIW:WTF
Windows 5.0:hehe
Windows 2000:um
Whistler:oh no
Windows 11:SO LOUD
Windows 98:SO LOUD
who said windows nt 4.0 wtf'''
just kidding 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
BRO WTF VISTA IS FATTENED 2:33
windows 8.1 is upside down 2:56
This will make me die my aer drum
Windows 7: Are u ok 8.1?
8.1 help me.
Vista And 7: ok
8.1 I AM STILL STUCK LEMME PUT ON THE LOUD SOUND
7 and vista: aaaaaa
1:00 wher guy spam too much Hastings Me HOLY SH-
0:12 Windows 3.1 ears are so cool 😂 Because he said: It's not that loud 😂
95: *slams the table*
Chicago: WHY-
95: *slams the table again*
Chicago: WHY THE HECK WHY?!
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@@windowsvistabeta2 KHÆEEEEEE
95: *SLAMS MORE*
Chicago: WAIT!
Windows 98: AAAAH, MY EARS!
1.0:🤔
2.0:🤔
3.0: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
3.1: It's not loud
95: Chicago what in the pickle did you do
4.0: oh my flippin god
98:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
5.0: 😁😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2000:what the
ME: I love this sound in EARRAPE
Whistler:oh jalapeno no
XP and Server 2003: extreme
Longhorn and 7:WTF
Vista:I got squished 😨 (me: hahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣)
8 and 8.1: oh my flippin god
10: I'm jealous
10X:OMG
11: REALLY EVERYONE!!!
XD
Windows but its been M I C R O W A V E D
lol the sounds from vista until 10, so funnyyyyyy
Windows 1.0, 2.0 and 3.0: It's good to not have sounds😀😀😀
Windows 3.0 (with Multimedia Extensions) :Well It's great😊.... Forget it☹️☹️
Windows 3.1, ME, xp and Server 2003: We don't ever care😎😎😎
Windows 95, NT 4.0, 98, Whistler, Longhorn, 7 and 8: ¡STOP IT!😠😠😠
Windows Chicago and NT 5.0: I think we cross the line😅😅😅
Windows 2000, Vista and 8.1: ¿Why?
Windows 10, Windows 10x, go to school or you Will be grounded😡😡😡
Windows 10x: Ok mom😤😤😤
Windows 11: I have to go home if not my family will be hunger😟😟😟
Me: want to play pc at night
My pc: 1:00
amogus pou
3:19 the wnd
'''''''''''''wnd'''''''''''''''
“End”
windows 1.0:happy halloween other windows: yeah
0:48 Windows 98: OWWWWW! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING! TURN THE SOUND DOWN RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
U put the real startup sounds :)
RIP headphone users...
1:01 me when i am angry
amogus pou not angry
3:08 😂
I love you Microsoft Windows 💖
*I was not hurt during **2:38*
Edit: 69 cmts wow
I wish i knew what the earraped version of the google chrome startup sounded like...
0:06 Windows 3: My startup was peaceful! 0:09 MY SHUTDOWN WAS A BROKEN SOUND MACHINE!!! 😫
Windows 95 Close His Ear and Chicago Is LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂
Windows NT 5.0 is laughing at me 💀
very good
1.0: what
2.03: yeah that's nice
3: heyyyy
3 multimedia: ok nice... *later* AARGH
3.1: did i hear something?
95: CHICAGO WHAT THE FU-
Chicago: lol
NT 4.0: ugh bro...
98: AHHH MY EARS COME ON
5.0: whoops... lol... LOL...
2000: screw it.
ME: yeah finally something good
Whistler: oh.
XP: STRONG AND POWERFUL!
2003: HEY DUDES!
Longhorn: OUCH
VISTA: WIDE OF COURSE
7: PHOOUH
8: OWOWOWOWOW
8.1: whowbdkabddu
10: nah. Bro stop.
10X: .... ugh...
11: nah bro that's loud
0:17 CHANGE DA WORLD MY FINAL MESSAGE GOODBYE *FADES AWAY*
Windows 1.0, 2.0 and 3.0: at least we don't have any sounds
Windows 3.0 (with multimedia extensions): well, not lou- AAAH, I'm taking my words back
Windows 3.1: it's not that loud
Windows 95: what the heck have you done, Chicago?
Windows Chicago: oops, sorry, 95 😅
Windows NT 4.0: hey, turn off your fr**king mixer 😫
Windows 98: AAAAAAHHH, my ears won't handle such volume
Windows NT 5.0: 😅😅😅
Windows 2000: well, thanks, I'm sad
Windows ME (millennium edition): I don't think it's too loud
Windows whistler: dammit, my right eye has been damaged
Windows XP: time to show my volume power, turn speakers by maximum 😎
Windows server 2003: I guess I'm going the same way as XP 😀
Windows longhorn: XP, please stop it 😫
Windows vista: what the hell? I'm flat
Windows 7: I don't see anything 😵💫
Windows 8: AAAAAAHHH, turn it already off
Windows 8.1: why I'm upside down?
Windows 10: we played it out, I'm offended
Windows 10X: minus left eye, great
Windows 11: while everyone are suffering, I'm getting over here
2:54 why Windows 8.1 is upside down? 🤔
Because she's Spider-Man
@@michelleflims7568No She is an OC performer
0:25 on the space 🪐🌠🚀
M 0:31 0:31 0:31 0:31 0:31 0:31 0:31 0:31 0:31 0:31 0:31 0:31 0:31 0:31 0:31 0:31 0:31
I hear a Air-x's ad ( if you happy)
0:47.
0:15 LOOK LIKE HIS POWER
1.0,2.0: Chill out guys We dont have sounds we are safe!
3: Not for now
2.0 and 1.0:(Grabs headphones)
3: Muahaha! HA-
3.1: You sure it's loud?
95: Hey! Ill join
3.1: NONONO!
AAAAAAAAAA(ear bleeds)
95: Oops!
NT 4.0: What did you do to him!
95: Im sorry!
95: Wait! Your's isnt that very loud! hahaha!
(Glass breaking) 95: How is that even possible?
98: Hey little brother Im here now!
95: Where did you come from Also where's your eyebrows
98: oops! I forgot to bring them
95: also- Holy jeez! Your's is also loud(grabs headphones)
NT 5.0: Mines isnt that loud for sure
98,4.0,95,1.0,2.0,3,3.1:
HOLY SH-
*All off the glass Cracks and buildings starts to collapse*
5.0: Jeez just calm down it isnt that loud
95: HOLY MOLY! THAT WAS SO LOUD I CANT EVEN HEAR ANYTHING NOW
2000: Sorry guys im late
Everyone else: yours cant be that lou-
*Ears rings*
98: DUDE! THIS IS CHAOS!!
NT 4.0 from the distance away: III CANT HEAR ANYTHING ANYMORE STOP IT PLEASE!!
(4.0 sees a headphone)
NT 4.0: Oh! Maybe that can stop it from hurting my ears
(NT 4.0 Grabs it and puts it on and it saves Him)
The others: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ME: Mines is just the same as Him i came here from a portal
Whistler: dont mind me here I just wanna join The party!
1.0,2.0: WHY IS EVERYONE HERE!
XP: Hello! Im finally here
98: Oh No Not again!
2000: Welp! See you guys on the other side
(2000 leaves earth and goes to mars)
2000: This is better
(2003 has joined the party)
2003: Woah! Hey everyone! Wheres The food? Wheres the drink?
98 & 95: ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! ITS TOO LOUD HERE
(Long horn has walked over the party)
Longhorn: Hey.... Wheres NT 4.0?
NT 4.0: YOU GUYS HAVE THE SAME SOUND WHY CANT IT CHANGE ALREADY?
Longhorn: Jeez whats wrong with it? Were twins right?
2003 & XP: Surely twins? But your gray
Longhorn: Theres nothing wrong with it
(Vista gets squished by a hammer) vista: Owwww!!!- AAAAAAAAAAAAA
NT 5.0: Holy cow theres so many of us joining here
Windows 7: Heyy...? Vista! Why are you like that?
Vista: i got squished by a giant hammer!
Windows 7: That seems like a funny joke! HaHaHa!
Vista: No Brother! it's not a joke! It isnt funny anymore
Windows 8: Hey guys! Mind if i join too?
Windows 7: Heck Yeah!
Windows 8.1: Why am i Upsidedown Please help me!
Windows 8: how did that even happen?
Windows 10: Why didn't you guys invited me at all! :(
Oh well! Atleast im here!
Windows 10X: WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME 10!?
NT 5.0: Hey! no arguing here! >:(
98: My ears Are still Ringing!!
95: Send help please
NT: 4.0 Muahaha! I have a headphone rather than you guys!
Windows 7: What!?!? thats not fair!
Windows 11: Hey guys Did you forget about me?
I will animate this all
@@codename_DusterX wait you sure? But please
windows vista goes flat
3:13 ITS DA ROCK TIMEEEEE
Perfect Earrape 😑👌
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY EARS
Windows server 2003: NOT EVEN THE TASR BOMBA MAKE LOUD!
Booting All Windows Versions On A Loud Speaker Be Like:
0:09 pours water agressively
l o u d
(You could’ve included the fake ones too)
welcome to destroyed speakers: THE MOVIE
11 sounds cool
Windows 1.0: are we too peaceful or what?
2.0: yea, we are peaceful, how about you, 3?
3: yea, how about you, my other version?
3 (other version): yea, its peac- OH H NAH-
3.1: sorry guys i bought an electric guitar….
95: 3.1 STOPPPPPPPPPPP! MY EARS!
Chicago: hehe, sorry 95, i forced 3.1 to buy it😅
NT4.0: im literlally in the store and i can hear 3.1 screaming….
98: 3.1 ITS TOOO LOUD! AND MY EYEBROWS GOT OFF CAUSE OF THE LOUDNESS! WHERE EVEN IS NT4???
Nt4: 98? umm the store’s broken cause of the noise…
98: GREAT….
3.1 IM JUST TOO ADDICTED!
NT5.0: sorry guys i also bought one… hehe…
2000: oh no not you too 5.0…. this is too intense for my ears…
3.1 YESSSS! JOIN IN THE TEAM 5.0!!!
5.0: ok i guess?
ME: yes i wanna join i bought one too
3.1 NOW LET THE TEAM GROW!!!
Whistler: as always… my ears.. they get uncomfortable.
XP: YESSSS MY FIRST ELECTRIC GUITAR! May i
Join the team, 3.1?
3.1: sure xp! NOW LET THE TEAM GROW MORE!
1.0-whistler: time to wear headphones…
Server 2003: YES THE INTENSENESS! I WANNA JOIN THE TEAM TOO!
3.1: COME ON OVER 2003!
1.0-Whistler: THE HEADPHONES DONT WORK? THEN LETS GRAB OTHERS THEN..
Longhorn: Guys you should stop… everyone’s eardrums are dying.. imma wear headphones too…
3.1 NEVER LONGHORN! WE’LL
CONTINUE WHEN THE GUITARS RUN OUT OF BATTERY!
1.0-Longhorn: time to get our ears and headphones prepared..
Vista: i got thicc and wide and smashed from the sound.. *gets headphones* 7?
7: ye?
Vista: would you mind helping me get up?
7: su- OW THE NOISE HURT MY BODY!!! IM HURT! *grabs headphones*
3.1 SORRY 7 AND VISTA, BUT WE’LL STILL CONTINUE!
1.0-7- *grabs very strong headphones*
Vista: 7 pls help
7: okie..
8: I SHOULDNT HAVE GRABBED HEADPHONES.. oh wait there are some headphones here.. *grabs one*
8.1: the earrapes made me go upside down
Vista,7,8: umm 8.1 are ya ok?
8.1 perfectly fine.
Vista,7,8: umm ok?
10,10X,11: we should be there soon right?
11: yeah…
10,10X,11: *arrives*
Hey guys! What’s going on in he-
10: THIS IS TOO LOUD! IM LEAVING!
1.0-11: 10 NO!!!
3.1: team.. we should stop soon..
3.1’s team: yeah…
98: why is it so hard to put on eyebrows back on?
10X: yeah, imma grab headphones… *wears it*
to be continued..
no matter why windows nt 50 is shy
the shutdown sounds like huge fart now.
I'm At 2 a.m.: so need to quietly turn on the laptop
This piece of hyena codenamed laptop: 2:38
Windows 11: nah I’m out man