Cory in the House (Remix)
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- Опубликовано: 2 июл 2016
- I am ill and swamped with work. Here is this stupid thing because apparently this is how I unwind.
I think someone actually requested I remix this like 4 years ago in a comment. If so, this is for you, buddy. 
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What are President Cory's stances on immigration?
Simple. After pursuing a career in politics, Cory finally becomes president at age 44. He places his older sister Raven in charge of immigration. Now a wise old woman, she has greater control of her precognitive powers, much like her Grandmother in s01e21 ("To See or Not to See"). She had already proven a great asset on the trail to the presidency (foreseeing debate questions, potential scandals, etc). There are no longer specific prerequisites to apply for a visa - Raven simply foresees whether your future is productive or beneficial within the United States.
Terrorism is a thing of the past now that all tragedies are foreseen, resulting in a significant decline in fear-motivated racism. America's grip on the world tightens further, now an all-seeing entity. All other nations are helpless to obey, knowing any and all retaliation will be foreseen and counteracted before it begins. Anarchistic social movements emerge under the philosophy that if their actions are predetermined, they are not responsible for their actions and instead blame the very concept of "fate" itself - a convenient scapegoat for their futile attempts at riots and violent demonstrations that are inevitably quelled beforehand.
6 years into Cory's presidency (having secured an unchallenged second term), a tragedy is foreseen: Russia will fire nuclear weapons upon the United States. Retaliatory nukes are fired before Russia has even had a chance to actually fire. America's nukes are picked up by Russia's detection system, and retaliatory nukes are fired back. The world is destroyed in an instant. It's uncertain why Russia would have fired upon the US, knowing it would obviously be foreseen (even without psychic powers, it would have been detected with ample time to retaliate). Some posit that Raven herself had lied about the premonition, seeing what the world had become under the thumb of her terrifying gift, now very clearly a curse. Perhaps she sought to bring the misery inflicted by her and her brother's reign to an end in the only way she could.
The camera zooms out from Raven's eye. She stands awestruck in the oval office as a young Cory's off-screen hijinx come to a hilarious end. A chipper tune plays as credits roll. The unaired final episode of Cory in the House draws to an end.
JerryTerry .... he has my vote!
JerryTerry this is beautiful and you should make this a book
Cory for president
He's gonna shake it up and change it, take it all and re-arrange it.
I'm so glad you posted the Season 2 OP. Much better than Season 1's.
you need to baste our lord and savior Cory
Huggbees Holy shit I stumble across this video and you commented on it! Best day ever
It must be an intro for Season 2...
lol huggbees
@@Shadowfan1001 All glory to Cory
remember kids there's no way to misuse talent
a wonderfully perfect description of jerryterry
what about foodfight and people who react as a job?
What about furry and fetish artists?
Theep1cone11 that's not a talent
exactly
Should be theme song for Cory In The House: Reelected
this could not be a better idea. I expect it soon
We need this.
Yee boi
Oh fuck yes
Mod for Saints Row 4
Why is this like actually dope...?
I'm dying right now.
+Michaela Gunderson you might need to get some help instead of commenting that your dying
It's Jerry Terry youngun.
Its simple, because Cory.
Same reason your pfp is amazing
This is a very high quality rip Jerry.
i also confused this with SG in my notification lol
grand
Jenner
Manned
Grand Dad
yes
Where were you on the day JerryTerry saved Anime?
i was busy blowing up towers
I was idk
Gundam Alex over there dumbass. Did you not see me?
why is this actually a genuine banger tho
This makes me wish that some madman millionaire buys the rights to Cory in the House and remakes it into an anime and uses this as the OP.
I dont just like because of its pure meme value, but also can we appreciate the musical quality put into this?
This is what i play when my friends let me choose the song
What friends, u lonely F U C C???
Lipid replying to your own comment. Funny.
The sad thing is that this is actually very well done.
How is it sad
The best*
Why is that sad? This bop is a blessing from the heavens
Cory in the Courthouse
This remeinds me of Neil Cicierega's remix of "That's How I Beat Shaq".
I thought the same thing. That video is pure gold.
This shouldn't be allowed to be this good
O F F I C I A L L Y T H E C A N D I D A T E F O R H A V I N G S O M E F U N
Y ' K N O W
Y O U B E T T E R C A L M D O W N C O R Y
Cory in the solitary confinement insane asylum for committing war crimes in Yugoslavia as seen in episode 8 “cooking meth with Walter to help the Yugoslav armed forces” the war tribunal took place the following episode 9 “getting caught with the money” this arch would conclude in episode 11 breakout with Walter in my opinion is one of the greatest anime story arch of all time as they really hammer down the characterization of Cory and Walter being based
Thank you for making middle school fucking epic. 5 years ago was awesome lol
3 years later, this song still rocks
3 years later, this comment still rocks
Cory in the big house
aw yeah. Cory in a blouse
Corey In The House 2: Wrong Number
I've watched this over 100 times and managed to finish 2 essays and 23 pages of AP Bio notes all in a single night.
I don't know whether to be impressed or to put it in my music playlist...
Why not both?
cory in the house is my favorite anime
same, but it used to be toy story
shrek is the best anime
Samastic I think the nutshack is better imo imo
your all wrong, seinfeld is the best
fucking losers, roblox is the best anime in the market now
Of course the only natural slogan for Cory to chose during his run for the presidency was "I'm your man!". Dictating that he in fact was the right man for the country in its time of need. From the very beginnings of Cory's political career which started when he moved into the white house with his father, Cory knew that the country needed a strong leader and he knew that when the time came, he would be that strong leader. Cory, He's Your Man.
What is President Cory's stance on gun control?
President Cory bolted upright in his bed, awakened by the sound of the intercom.
"Mister President, there's been another shooting. Sixth one this month. Should I prepare the usual statement?"
"Yes, thank you, Samantha..." President Cory paused briefly -- a moment of uncertainty. Or perhaps a rare moment of lucidity. But President Cory had made many sacrifices to sleep in this bed, it was far too late for a change of heart.
"Samantha... send me a list of recent party donations."
"Right away, sir."
He gave a small jolt at the buzz of his phone. He was on edge, something he was reluctant to admit even to himself. He opened the newly-received document and saw exactly what he'd expected: a fat cheque from the NRA. Five figures as usual. President Cory forced a wry smile. He had always been a fan of money-making schemes, he thought to himself... but at what cost.
BS Cory is our man. How could he fall into corruption?
God bless I didn't expect to see a response
@@JarrahTarrah "cheque" -deports-
Ha gun goes brrrrrr
I have never watched a single episode of this show, but this theme is absolutely jammin.
Oh man, my favorite anime!
anyone knows when season 3 is coming out?
I've heard from friends that they cancelled it, but I'm not believing till a few reliable sources say it :33
the manga was better
Jesus kun the stone carvings were better
+3Faidonas3 The dust clouds were better
Cory in the jail house
Bo's in the house!
I could use a couple of sodie pops.
and i tipped you right?
0Axel0 couple sody pops
I have been listening this consistently since the day you posted it. THIS is true art.
If Disney ever revives this beautiful anime, they should use this.
my favorite anime
This is why I love this anime's fandom
cory was the first black president
Never thought a remix of my favorite anime would happen, glad it did though
I wasn't the one that requested this but I was so upset when I couldn't find a good Cory In The House remix a few months ago. You are a god among men.
~jerry terry just uploaded a new video~
What a lovely day it is going to be
Olivier Tilanus indeed
If only...
damn kids with their anime music...
I was waiting for a remix like this...... in my dark corner waiting years eating nothing but nothing and probably sleeping, until you Jerry rose up and posted this masta piece. you're my hero dude
Oh my the irony!
absolute banger! such a jam, words cannot describe how groovy this feels (and how groovy I feel) extended version please?
FunWithGuru brought me here xD I love this remix now
Of course this remix is amazing, it`s a remix of the best show ever made
Kyle Massey just screwed his life up.
Dudes, Cory 2020. Can we meme a president?
I was listening to a playlist and this came on, and I was fuckin bumping. And then Corey spoke and I realized what I had done
Cory in the house best animu of all time
Oh, hey, the Movie version!
I've been looking for this banger, thanks!
When you add it too the group party playlist, people gettin down, AND THEN THE LYRICS START.
Second best anime only to antfarm
Why does it took me so long to found this gold, holy shit!
Man this is such a good anime...
This sound like the remix that would be on the official theatrical movies soundtrack.
im here because hbomberguy had this stuck in his head.
Brooke Speaks Likewise
This had no reason to be that fucking good
this remix of cory in the house sounds awesome JerryTerry you did a great job doing this
JERRY IN THE HOUSE
how did i only just now notice that it says jerry rather than corry?
Best anime by far
I listen to this unironically
Whoa, how did I miss this gold?
One of the greatest anime’s of all time.
This is awesome!
idk y i love this.
This could literally be the best summer song. It's so rad and catchy. Top 10 anime remixes guaranteed
this is amazing
My favorite episode is where he gets bush to go into Iraq. Best anime ever
A remix of the best anime, great.
Me and the bois when I play the cults theme song
Holy shit this is freaking amazing!
this deserves millions of views
This sounds like something an actual rapper would sing XD
This is a bop
is this the season 2 of the anime?
Jerry better get the fuck up outta my house
No, it's my house!
This is unironically enjoyable
And this little guy is now "officially" my new ringtone! ;)
Same!
I am crying tears of joy
GITTIN IT DUN
my ears have never been happier
You *are* my man, JerryTerry.
this is fire ma man
this is unironically good
by far the best anime opening song
Jerry is back. Thank you Jerry.
Best Remix of the Best Theme song for the Best Anime
You're perfect Jerry, don't ever change.
Anyone else feel the sudden urge to rewatch the whole series?
Also this is jammin' as fuck.
This is unironically fucking good, damn.
Came here after I saw top 10 anime openings, I totally agree that this was number 1
This song is a party everywhere
baby
This is the best opening of anime in the world
GJ man. thumbs up all the way to the moon.
You remixed one of my favorite animes intros nice
Deserves more views.
bring bk memories of my childhood good times coming home from school and busting disney channel on to cory in the house!!!!!
Top 10 anime intro songs.
Very nice
Sarode22 how can you talk you haven't even read the manga