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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @beaveredits4677
    @beaveredits4677 5 лет назад +3477

    If context isn't important every history teacher should be jailed

    • @jonraggett4093
      @jonraggett4093 5 лет назад +59

      In my experience they all should anyway.

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 5 лет назад +108

      @@jonraggett4093 history teachers shouldn't have any political bias. The moment they do they switch from teaching history to spreading propaganda

    • @skywantsanacc
      @skywantsanacc 5 лет назад +38

      @@phantomwraith1984 all of my history teachers were lefties but i didnt mind too much cus what they said(and this is the main instance i can think of with history teachers) about women having little to no rights in the pasr was sort of true, there was just an extra dosage of saltiness thrown into the mix

    • @kevinboros7427
      @kevinboros7427 5 лет назад +15

      Ha ha what?Your history teachers teach you about women's rights and uninteresting biased information?Where I live,(Eastern Europe) they teach us about ACTUAL history. The West is so fucked, man.

    • @John_winston
      @John_winston 5 лет назад +9

      @@kevinboros7427 What do you mean by teaching ACTUAL history ?, i want to know the eastern europe method of teaching history

  • @GhostCabinet
    @GhostCabinet 6 лет назад +2923

    Prisoner 1: "I killed a man"
    Prisoner 2: "I kidnapped a child and held them ransom"
    Prisoner 3: "I made a nazi joke"

    • @stepanfedun9122
      @stepanfedun9122 6 лет назад +203

      Prisoner 1 and 2: GET US AWAY FROM THIS PSYCHOPATH

    • @okin_rezresua1715
      @okin_rezresua1715 6 лет назад +54

      Automatically read the third one with a scotish accent...

    • @hedsy
      @hedsy 6 лет назад +54

      I did nazi that coming.

    • @Jimdog-ep1bb
      @Jimdog-ep1bb 6 лет назад +25

      execute #3, give the other 2 a slap on the wrist

    • @Strtswpr777
      @Strtswpr777 6 лет назад +12

      The prisoners all run away

  • @Alligatr
    @Alligatr 5 лет назад +1996

    Dank: *gets fined £800*
    Also dank: *raises nearly £200k to appeal it just for the principal*
    Absolute mad lad

    • @Chrisadeth
      @Chrisadeth 4 года назад +107

      Also dank: donates the 800£ he owed the government to charity both as a big middle finger and to genuinely help people
      Dank is a mad lad, and a bloody good one

    • @murphysaburningdeathtrap4983
      @murphysaburningdeathtrap4983 4 года назад +5

      make an appeal out of pure spite

    • @Surfboarder4
      @Surfboarder4 4 года назад +6

      The principal is important, the amount of money is not.

    • @GINGERDAHNY
      @GINGERDAHNY 3 года назад +1

      Floppa

    • @stuckonaslide
      @stuckonaslide 2 года назад

      dankula better make a mad lad video about himself on his deathbed

  • @HighOnTingles
    @HighOnTingles 6 лет назад +4792

    no the price of freedom is the price of a used bulldozer and some thicc steel

    • @johs7961
      @johs7961 6 лет назад +156

      Godspeed lad

    • @tectonical5347
      @tectonical5347 5 лет назад +149

      you forgot the mounted machine guns

    • @Whiskey_Philosopher
      @Whiskey_Philosopher 5 лет назад +115

      @@tectonical5347 and the suicide

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 5 лет назад +92

      @@tectonical5347 and the .50 cal

    • @im_flat
      @im_flat 5 лет назад +98

      Charlie Brigham He didn’t use Machine guns. He had semi automatic rifles; one .308, one .50, and one .22 LR. None of them are machine guns.

  • @a123b123c123d123c123
    @a123b123c123d123c123 6 лет назад +2182

    Is being rude a crime?
    no not yet.

    • @exetone
      @exetone 5 лет назад +20

      Well...

    • @socalledvandal1015
      @socalledvandal1015 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah i kinda is now a crime mate although it shouldnt be

    • @Mr371312
      @Mr371312 5 лет назад +5

      Your being rude for asking. Just shows we need to criminalize it.

    • @frobot1280
      @frobot1280 5 лет назад +7

      He should have replied with "is making a joke a crime?"

    • @catboyslim202
      @catboyslim202 5 лет назад +1

      *yet.*
      That's great...

  • @charleshartmann9429
    @charleshartmann9429 6 лет назад +807

    200 years later a father walks his son in a park in Scotland. They pass by a statue of a ginger with guages and a flatbill fitted.
    "Who is that daddy?"
    "That is Count Dankula son. He is a shitposter who made dank memes. One day he taught his girlfriends dog to be a Nazi and got arrested for our freedoms. He is a great man."
    "Wow daddy! I want to be a shitposter when I grow up!"

    • @EvelineDaw
      @EvelineDaw 6 лет назад +33

      *clap clap* Beautiful! *tear drop

    • @hedgehog1965uk
      @hedgehog1965uk 6 лет назад +11

      How can a statue be ginger? Is it painted?

    • @jurgisneverdauskis536
      @jurgisneverdauskis536 6 лет назад +45

      Holographic statue.
      It's in the future.

    • @charleshartmann9429
      @charleshartmann9429 6 лет назад +23

      hedgehog1965uk you can tell because the statue doesn't have a soul.

    • @BJWFenix
      @BJWFenix 6 лет назад

      Put it next to Rob Roy.

  • @moderndaylich
    @moderndaylich 6 лет назад +1728

    That response to that reporter that left him speechless was beautiful, I am so proud of you.

  • @Joe_Not_A_Fed
    @Joe_Not_A_Fed 6 лет назад +684

    That greasy, little reporter. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Geez these guys really hate it when their own shit is thrown back at them. Nicely done.
    Keep up the good fight.

  • @saltyapollyon5042
    @saltyapollyon5042 6 лет назад +378

    from a shitposter to a civil rigths leader.
    now thats what i call character progression

    • @philosophicalbull391
      @philosophicalbull391 6 лет назад +26

      Multi-classing at it's finest.

    • @Koshokar
      @Koshokar 6 лет назад +3

      Modoriya shounen: *full cowling*

    • @sofialaya596
      @sofialaya596 6 лет назад +7

      Netflix writters should learn from this

    • @jamez6398
      @jamez6398 6 лет назад +1

      salty
      Level up.

    • @nooblangpoo
      @nooblangpoo 6 лет назад

      Him being a civil rights leader is basically shitposting on the ones that fight him.

  • @SargonofAkkad
    @SargonofAkkad 6 лет назад +5613

    Great job mate. By the end of this we will have them saying you did nothing wrong.

    • @folou9199
      @folou9199 6 лет назад +57

      Nice accidental meme.

    • @Asha2820
      @Asha2820 6 лет назад +63

      +Luke Collins.
      Hello. I'm having trouble parsing your sentences, let alone understanding what argument you might be making.
      Consider reposting with punctuation, clear sentence structure, and engaging your fucking brain before you start typing.

    • @tvdg2482
      @tvdg2482 6 лет назад +11

      Sargon "why dont black people just get married" of akkad no one with an inch of sense thinks you have anything with meaning or thought behind it to say you're irrelevant mongoloid cucklord

    • @zanitzeuken
      @zanitzeuken 6 лет назад +4

      Let's make them say it!

    • @tripmann268
      @tripmann268 6 лет назад +14

      Dankula's 190K subscribers, if everyone donated a pound he'd have nearly double the amount he needs, lets get the funding going

  • @HEEELPMEEEEHEEEELP
    @HEEELPMEEEEHEEEELP 6 лет назад +1552

    *asks for 100k*
    *Ends up raising almost 200k*
    Wow

    • @nojatha4637
      @nojatha4637 6 лет назад +64

      *only gets fined £800*

    • @guitarhill9003
      @guitarhill9003 6 лет назад +3

      Nojatha *_ONLY_*

    • @nojatha4637
      @nojatha4637 6 лет назад +16

      +Albert Mele Yeah... it probably costs less than the actual trial, my dude.

    • @guitarhill9003
      @guitarhill9003 6 лет назад +2

      @@nojatha4637 lol y right

    • @kailaine3974
      @kailaine3974 5 лет назад +1

      That could’ve gone to the people, eh Stalin?

  • @siggiarabi
    @siggiarabi 5 лет назад +654

    "what're you in for"
    "ay toght ma pug tae dae a nazi salut"

    • @adamlikesbeans1954
      @adamlikesbeans1954 5 лет назад +14

      Lmao

    • @bushmanPMRR
      @bushmanPMRR 4 года назад +13

      I'm absolutely CRYING at your phonetics! Cheers, mate!

    • @decidev
      @decidev 4 года назад +7

      Prisoner: 😱 *moves away slowly*

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 6 лет назад +2554

    £800 fine for a simple joke
    *What a world we live in*

  • @maxbenge2721
    @maxbenge2721 6 лет назад +2994

    You only wanted to go to Jail so you can meet purple Alki

  • @socrates1256
    @socrates1256 6 лет назад +206

    you need the best lawyers in the business; you need jewish lawyers.

    • @Ghettojaku
      @Ghettojaku 6 лет назад +5

      Socrates spoken like a true philosopher

  • @randumderf9777
    @randumderf9777 4 года назад +389

    This is a badass character arc. From being a professional shitposter, to a civil rights leader

    • @frankowalker4662
      @frankowalker4662 4 года назад +2

      Rockstar North should make a game of it. LOL

    • @decidev
      @decidev 4 года назад +3

      Marechal Zolotoy he’s now goes by “professional civil rights shit poster”

    • @goldencalf13
      @goldencalf13 3 года назад

      @@decidev he should run for office if allowed. not because I think he would enjoy the job, but because I would love to see the headlines that go along with it, and I'm sure he could make some awesome content out of them as well.

    • @Taeodoestech
      @Taeodoestech 2 года назад

      “Leader” is a bit generous

    • @stuckonaslide
      @stuckonaslide 2 года назад +1

      @@goldencalf13
      "PM Meechan makes all weapons legal. tweets 'lmao'"
      "PM Meechan to seperate scotland"
      "BREAKING: Anglo-scottish war | Mark Meecham The Shitposter, King of Scots to create an all-killdozer unit to quote: 'epicly troll' english cities."

  • @MrFox101
    @MrFox101 6 лет назад +170

    It used to be comedians got paid for their jokes, now they pay to say them!

  • @JACKx0FxSPADES
    @JACKx0FxSPADES 6 лет назад +154

    Won’t it be weird if 50 years from now Scottish textbooks will talk about the landmark case “count dankula v. The crown” that guaranteed free speech in the uk

    • @Shinigami13133
      @Shinigami13133 6 лет назад +4

      JACKx0FxSPADES now we need to make this happen

  • @yeetboi2202
    @yeetboi2202 6 лет назад +1862

    "Context matters M8"
    ---Daddy dank -2018

    • @ZerealLocke
      @ZerealLocke 6 лет назад +13

      the medicus so fucking gangster when he dropped that line lol. Love it

    • @sofialaya596
      @sofialaya596 6 лет назад +14

      That phrase will be remembered for generations, for freedom of speech m8

    • @kitchenjail3546
      @kitchenjail3546 5 лет назад +7

      Aw m8

    • @rockym.g.3827
      @rockym.g.3827 5 лет назад +7

      just fkin brillant

    • @jericm151
      @jericm151 5 лет назад +7

      That dude got fucking rekt holy shit

  • @cd0u50c9
    @cd0u50c9 5 лет назад +1343

    Do a "CONTEXT MATTERS, MATE" T-shirt.. I'd buy 23 of them.
    EDIT: Yikes, that's a lot of likes...

    • @death-from-above05
      @death-from-above05 5 лет назад +5

      Same

    • @gray1835
      @gray1835 5 лет назад +6

      I'd buy 6,000,000.

    • @washboard1321
      @washboard1321 5 лет назад +8

      That's 6,000,070 shirts in total... Make that 6,000,071

    • @Dragonborn3981
      @Dragonborn3981 5 лет назад +2

      Make it 6,00,072

    • @garnetnard4284
      @garnetnard4284 5 лет назад +2

      LIL' VΞLO imagine how long it would take them to make 6,000,000 t shirts if each shirt took 4 hours to make.

  • @NJOverclocked
    @NJOverclocked 6 лет назад +1597

    They've only amplified your voice, mate. You've got all the support you could ever want. We've got your back.

    •  6 лет назад +11

      Even Katie Hopkins donated.

    • @Jayfive276
      @Jayfive276 6 лет назад

      Pity he's not nothing to say worth listening to eh?

    • @JakobatHeart
      @JakobatHeart 6 лет назад +4

      Jayfive276
      2/10
      needs some work

    • @stinkoshatter-shield2096
      @stinkoshatter-shield2096 6 лет назад +2

      Dubious yeah but Katie Hopkins, ew she’s a pretty nasty person

    • @NJOverclocked
      @NJOverclocked 6 лет назад +1

      Jayfive276 He's entertaining. That's just as dangerous, if not more.

  • @DuckieR6
    @DuckieR6 6 лет назад +4085

    James Matthews got absolutely sat down. Jesus Christ.

    • @deadlyattacker
      @deadlyattacker 6 лет назад +143

      DuckieR6 whole new level of rekt

    • @therandomdickhead5744
      @therandomdickhead5744 6 лет назад +193

      DuckieR6 Fuckin wanker deserved it.

    • @DuckieR6
      @DuckieR6 6 лет назад +289

      "Remember, context matters"
      *drops the mic*

    • @LolFishFail
      @LolFishFail 6 лет назад +153

      The pretentious media twats are so used to huffing their own farts and beating people down and lying, that they don't know how to react when someone defies them. He was desperately trying to flee to his safe space.
      That in itself being captured was a massive victory and another blow to the legacy media. Someone should tell Styx.

    • @Frogthroat1
      @Frogthroat1 6 лет назад +44

      I hope this is one of those Cathy Newman-esque career destroying moves.

  • @fgmenth
    @fgmenth 6 лет назад +298

    5:00 I am amazed you weren't arrested right then and there, because you just murdered this man.

  • @cancerouscyan7224
    @cancerouscyan7224 5 лет назад +363

    , the reporter got destroyed, he just accepted the crowd consuming him

  • @thattubechannel
    @thattubechannel 6 лет назад +258

    Mad respect for not bending over and paying the fine. They chose the wrong Scot to censor.

  • @williwonti
    @williwonti 6 лет назад +332

    I can't wait for law students to study Crown V Dankula

    • @TomPriceism
      @TomPriceism 6 лет назад +21

      What's sad about that is in the event he wins, it won't be worth studying, everyone will see it was a court being ridiculous. In the event he loses it'll be the most important case of all time, that nobody will ever get to speak about without being arrested.

    • @drewcrockford9789
      @drewcrockford9789 6 лет назад +3

      well I am trying to cover the case in class currently as it is relevant and WILL set a precedent depending on the repeal as I am a law student

    • @seppetoni7874
      @seppetoni7874 6 лет назад

      it could be out of a monty python movie to be honest

  • @DuckofTruthTV
    @DuckofTruthTV 6 лет назад +166

    Headlines tomorrow: 100k£ Raised for Alt-Right Spokesperson.
    100% gonna happen.

    • @cerebraldreams4738
      @cerebraldreams4738 6 лет назад +4

      ...and the red pill movement grows stronger with every passing day.

    • @HistoryUnraveled750
      @HistoryUnraveled750 6 лет назад +3

      www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5652961/Man-fined-800-teaching-pug-Nazi-salute-raises-12-000-GoFundMe.html

    • @S3NTRY
      @S3NTRY 6 лет назад

      TheAutisticGamer1 actually a lot more balanced than I'd anticipated.
      Threw in a bit of "Right Wing Robinson" for good effect.

    •  6 лет назад

      Duck of Truth who cares. Stop whining about what the non humans in the jew media thinks.

  • @jimbonuetrin2593
    @jimbonuetrin2593 5 лет назад +539

    I’m Jewish and I see nothing wrong with what you did. In fact, I think with the way you’ve stuck to your principles, and brought yourself to the frontline of the fight for free speech without hesitation, you’ve done everything right. God bless.

    • @Frank_144
      @Frank_144 4 года назад +4

      @Pablo Escobar doubt so

    • @thehaus6998
      @thehaus6998 4 года назад

      Any of your family were survivors ? Cuz my family was at least the once of them in the ground being.mocked by some Scottish man and him laughing at their death

    • @mechamedegeorge6786
      @mechamedegeorge6786 4 года назад +39

      @@thehaus6998 He was laughing at their murderers,not their deaths

    • @creamsicleorange8266
      @creamsicleorange8266 4 года назад +39

      @@thehaus6998 it's to take the piss out of the nazis. Stop tryin to speak for the survivors. Most em are currently at deaths doorstep. Both the germans and the Jews during nazi germany are dead.
      Its called dark humor for reason, it's called edgy humor for a reason. Because it makes a grim situation into something funny. It's much different than supporting or laughing at their deaths, it's making light of the situation.
      You're not laughing at the peoples death, you're laughing at the shock value or the edginess that the joke brings. Context matters mate :)
      It's good to debate this and not trying to look at something blindly.
      So continue on
      Hell I can't speak for the survivors either, but can anyone at this point?

    • @horribleperson9531
      @horribleperson9531 4 года назад +3

      @@creamsicleorange8266 amem

  • @AnimeSinsNEW
    @AnimeSinsNEW 6 лет назад +722

    You got this man, with you all the way for freedom of speech.

    • @AragornRespecter
      @AragornRespecter 6 лет назад +15

      The Dankula saga is the best anime ever, I can't wait until you sin it.

    • @fakenews6133
      @fakenews6133 6 лет назад +12

      Anime is a sin

    • @ghoulkinggruul7345
      @ghoulkinggruul7345 6 лет назад +3

      Fancy finding you here.

    • @thatsnodildo1974
      @thatsnodildo1974 6 лет назад

      90s anime is better than current gen t r a s h

    • @MrSaywutnow
      @MrSaywutnow 6 лет назад +13

      So Dankula says he wants to get the best lawyers possible for his appeal. For added effect, he should try to hire one who is also a Jew.

  • @steviebob4
    @steviebob4 6 лет назад +1148

    Saint Dankula paid for our memes. 🙏

    • @montanapepe7335
      @montanapepe7335 6 лет назад +14

      his gofundme is at 40k and growing. his fans are the ones whos paying actually.

    • @andyjones7121
      @andyjones7121 6 лет назад +21

      $47k in 7 hours! Yes, he was crucified for society's jokes, but on the 3rd year, he will rise again.
      Oh, and yes, we're paying the money, but we're paying him and he's paying to fix the broken legal system.
      Honestly, if he said "I can no longer get hired, lost my job, and wasted 2 years on this. If anyone can help me out, I'd appreciate it.", I'd still throw him some money. Heck, we should make him a millionaire. Imagine the reaction if the government learned he raised $1 million! Talk about a backfire! They'd repeal that law immediately if people realized you could get $1 million for making jew jokes!

    • @MrImjustaminorthreat
      @MrImjustaminorthreat 6 лет назад +3

      Depends how much you value his time at, I'd say 2 years of your life being on hold is quite a heafty price.

    • @Campredeye
      @Campredeye 6 лет назад

      Paid

    • @ThePhobos100
      @ThePhobos100 6 лет назад +1

      The count Dankula of Scotland.

  • @mcblaggart8565
    @mcblaggart8565 6 лет назад +184

    You are fined 800 credits for a violation of the verbal morality statute.

  • @williampayne5709
    @williampayne5709 5 лет назад +609

    So mom, i got a fine of £800.
    Mom: why honey!?!
    Me: I made a joke

    • @jonathanellis8737
      @jonathanellis8737 4 года назад +12

      When I was in middle school I got detention for laughing at a classmates misfortune because I had experienced it myself. I apologized right away of course, but my opinion was enough to be punished. As a child I knew the teacher was wrong, and I knew she knew she was wrong. She had a different opinion and was willing to punish me because she had the power to do so. Even other school staff recognized it as petty and without merit but no one cared enough to stand up for me a kid who laughed rudely and appolgised.

    • @DrEtzor
      @DrEtzor 4 года назад +3

      @@jonathanellis8737 Basically why school systems are messed up, the bullied kids become the bullies when they grow up and become teachers and realise that their occupation choice was a fuck up but they still go with it because they don't want to accept they are wrong, they drop every single bit of their humanity just to claim they're somehow better because they have academic papers giving them authority over children in case they get hired.

  • @tobylacey7613
    @tobylacey7613 6 лет назад +2360

    Nobody gonna mention that the creator of minecraft, notch, donated twenty grand?!

    • @kevinmorrice
      @kevinmorrice 6 лет назад +33

      source??? proof???

    • @battleship217
      @battleship217 6 лет назад +204

      @@kevinmorrice go to the gofundme and check highest donations

    • @padraig5335
      @padraig5335 6 лет назад +194

      @@battleship217 Lol dude says source, and proof without even looking at the GoFundMe.

    • @georginho36
      @georginho36 6 лет назад +15

      Lmaoam _ *_That happened?!?!_*

    • @turnip5359
      @turnip5359 6 лет назад +41

      @CabinDoor source??? proof???

  • @kendo5862
    @kendo5862 6 лет назад +1344

    “I’m a neutral journalist”

    • @shook_man_18
      @shook_man_18 6 лет назад +37

      No such thing

    • @sjwcringemachine1300
      @sjwcringemachine1300 6 лет назад +87

      *Lies detector explodes in the background*

    • @nw8000
      @nw8000 6 лет назад +6

      Kendo Arasuta I just fell off me chair!

    • @ComradeCommissarYuri
      @ComradeCommissarYuri 6 лет назад +7

      Kendo Arasuta neutered journalist.. ah damn someone beat me to it

    • @Pahlavan_
      @Pahlavan_ 6 лет назад +4

      Neutral unbiased media btw

  • @Kplnnbskw
    @Kplnnbskw 6 лет назад +179

    'Context matters mate!'
    - Count Dankula, 2018

    • @laughingkuroo2721
      @laughingkuroo2721 6 лет назад

      Anthony David "Now turn around, pull down your pants, and bend over - it's time to give you the inches." - Also Count Dankula, 2018.

  • @pault8470
    @pault8470 5 лет назад +1282

    How come your dog wasn't arrested 🤔

    • @FrogEnjoyer17
      @FrogEnjoyer17 5 лет назад +203

      cuz the dog is black, that’d be racist

    • @amadhollow635
      @amadhollow635 5 лет назад +35

      The dog isn't a taxable citizen ;)

    • @sheikmohammad8724
      @sheikmohammad8724 5 лет назад +3

      A Mad Hollow yes he is

    • @tyshred9251
      @tyshred9251 5 лет назад +5

      The real offender in the matter!

    • @nicename2859
      @nicename2859 5 лет назад +4

      Just the police like”awright baw bag ,in the the car” then dog is just “siege heil” and goes tae jail

  • @psecdocumentary
    @psecdocumentary 6 лет назад +383

    "You just broke the law two seconds ago ... you said the phrase" .... buwhahahahaha. PWND.

    • @psecdocumentary
      @psecdocumentary 6 лет назад +6

      Yeah it was epic.

    • @clairity_dx5552
      @clairity_dx5552 6 лет назад +6

      It's okay, he's part of the Elite "Journalist" Class, they won't actually punish him.

    • @danhk96
      @danhk96 6 лет назад +2

      That was so good.

  • @steeltrap3800
    @steeltrap3800 6 лет назад +226

    71,173 pounds pledged in 15 hours.
    Damn.
    “If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.” George Orwell.

    • @godlover9096
      @godlover9096 6 лет назад +5

      Steeltrap in the 90ks now. There is no doubt the goal will be met and Dankula is awesome for being willing to appeal!

    • @steffenvriend4508
      @steffenvriend4508 6 лет назад +8

      Hit the goal in just over 24 hours. Damn.

    • @steeltrap3800
      @steeltrap3800 6 лет назад +10

      Wow. I really hope someone (Dankula himself?) contacts the media and tells this story.
      "I asked the public for 100k pounds to fund a legal challenge to this sentence. Guess what?
      I raised 108k in A SINGLE DAY.
      How about you put THAT in your rotten news broadcasts/papers and choke on it.
      While you're at it, tell the gutless dickheads in parliament who wrote and/or continue to support these appalling laws WE'RE COMING FOR YOU LOT NEXT."

    • @c0gsthen3rd83
      @c0gsthen3rd83 6 лет назад +3

      wow

    • @Justyburger
      @Justyburger 6 лет назад +1

      It's 124.073 now. Whoa! I added ten quid just to include myself in the fight. So that didn't take long to raise.

  • @ultraspartans100
    @ultraspartans100 6 лет назад +1041

    Just donated; you taught me to not let my memes be dreams

    • @allenkennedy99
      @allenkennedy99 6 лет назад +5

      What’re they gonna do, steal our fucking money?

    • @Mau5Muert0
      @Mau5Muert0 6 лет назад +5

      Allen Kennedy more than they already have

    • @MihaiPascu94
      @MihaiPascu94 6 лет назад +1

      Every Man, A Meme!

    • @memebigboy5387
      @memebigboy5387 6 лет назад +2

      The red cross

    • @andyjones7121
      @andyjones7121 6 лет назад +6

      $44k in 6 hours!? Damn. The most donations were probably the earliest, so it'll slow down now. When he said he wanted $100k, I thought it was unrealistic, but now its a sure thing. Let's make him a millionaire in a month. When the Scottish government learns that they turned him into a millionaire, they won't be so motivated to go after people. They'll be creating a million dollar incentive to make jew jokes! I'm only being half serious, but it WOULD be pretty awesome!

  • @its_vintage2601
    @its_vintage2601 Год назад +6

    This is absolutely disgusting Mark. My grandfather died in Auschwitz. He was a brave man, sadly he tripped and fell out of the watchtower

  • @a.g.k853
    @a.g.k853 6 лет назад +102

    The reporter asks upon being told he was rude: "Is rudeness a crime"?
    I don't know, man. You tell me, given what transpired over the last two years.

  • @robotgeak1212
    @robotgeak1212 6 лет назад +724

    It's been an hour and people have already donated $25K+
    This community is just amazing.

    • @TakenTooSeriously
      @TakenTooSeriously 6 лет назад +51

      I'm not surprised. Freedom of speech is really important, and this is a major opportunity to set a precedent.

    • @Rhygenix
      @Rhygenix 6 лет назад +16

      £38K+ now

    • @groboclone
      @groboclone 6 лет назад +34

      >gets fined £800
      >results in huge profit
      gg wp

    • @FirstLast-cf4mi
      @FirstLast-cf4mi 6 лет назад +5

      A lot of people finding gold fillings down the crack o the sofa.

    • @AnoAssassin
      @AnoAssassin 6 лет назад +7

      groboclone I wouldn't call it profit if he's not getting it for his own pockets

  • @MrRABC1
    @MrRABC1 6 лет назад +118

    “I may not agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to make an ass of yourself.”
    ― Oscar Wilde

  • @loinnirs1232
    @loinnirs1232 5 лет назад +1649

    Judge: "You will be sentenced for community services"
    Dankula: "No"
    Judge: "Ok"
    Wild madlad has appeared

  • @sirtaylor2569
    @sirtaylor2569 6 лет назад +115

    "And if you strike me down, I shall become stronger than you can ever imagine"
    Godspeed my edgy Scott, Godspeed!

  • @meekdoug
    @meekdoug 6 лет назад +1676

    Dank should write a book of his troubles ,he could call it ' Mein Kraft '

    • @GamingMediocrity
      @GamingMediocrity 6 лет назад +178

      "Mein Pug"

    • @CrazyDutchguys
      @CrazyDutchguys 6 лет назад +140

      or just "my struggle" Just as an extra fuck you

    • @Cthulhu621
      @Cthulhu621 6 лет назад +28

      just dont make it as mind numbingly boring as mein kampf is

    • @richycline
      @richycline 6 лет назад +3

      That's brilliant ;)

    • @EffZeZet
      @EffZeZet 6 лет назад +1

      Hahahahahah

  • @hunterolivetree7692
    @hunterolivetree7692 6 лет назад +151

    Count Dankula: The Civil rights leader

    • @pointcuration1278
      @pointcuration1278 6 лет назад +11

      We live in unlikely times.

    • @hodumx
      @hodumx 6 лет назад +14

      Hunter oliveira Martin Luther King Jr. just stopped spinning in his grave.
      Then the idiot pawned reporter showed up, and back he went to spinning.

    • @Dazalinco
      @Dazalinco 6 лет назад +9

      Meme Rights Leader

  • @spamreciever4208
    @spamreciever4208 5 лет назад +78

    "They don't make the laws, they just uphold them"
    Funnily enough that was the same situation in Nazi Germany.

    • @thehaus6998
      @thehaus6998 4 года назад

      Not necessarily

    • @theemperor1782
      @theemperor1782 3 года назад

      @@thehaus6998 yes necessarily the Nazis literally made bullying Jews law and the Nazis weren't just an army but a police force as well and the Jews were beaten and killed by the police for as well as they were following the law at the time

  • @Flippokid
    @Flippokid 6 лет назад +550

    "You just broke the law 2 seconds ago when you said the phrase. Remember context matters!"
    Awesome stuff!

    • @genenain
      @genenain 6 лет назад +1

      N7Mith "mate"

    • @Cheesite
      @Cheesite 6 лет назад +4

      That reporter is too stupid to realise how stupid he is.

    • @REVAN2338
      @REVAN2338 6 лет назад

      Jehovah

    • @Drawcandy
      @Drawcandy 6 лет назад

      Priceless. I started clapping when he said that 🤣

    • @Flippokid
      @Flippokid 6 лет назад

      Drawcandy #metoo

  • @alexdebling1564
    @alexdebling1564 6 лет назад +56

    "Is rudeness a crime?" Unbelievable! Was this journalist not paying attention to the story he was covering?

  • @mcblaggart8565
    @mcblaggart8565 6 лет назад +138

    The end of the video features Sky News activist James Mathews facing some tough questions from a journalist.
    He looks really uncomfortable. He's probably never encountered journalism, up close and personal, before.

    • @stealthblast
      @stealthblast 6 лет назад +6

      McBlaggart beautiful to see Dank fucking rekt him and then Tommy doing it too XD

  • @acefingerhole90
    @acefingerhole90 5 лет назад +569

    “Next on Absolute Mad Lads”

    • @Jan_372
      @Jan_372 5 лет назад +1

      @Cir0c 0boma the pun is strong with you young one.

    • @Bomberfish795
      @Bomberfish795 5 лет назад

      @Cir0c 0boma fucking love you mate

  • @scotchy4321
    @scotchy4321 6 лет назад +111

    "You just broke the law, context matters mate!" Friggin' rekt man. Fighting back with an appeal as well. Hats off to you man, MUCH respect.

  • @redrom9270
    @redrom9270 6 лет назад +66

    That reporter got fucking destroyed. The facial expression on his face after realizing he lost is priceless.

  • @listenmypeople108
    @listenmypeople108 6 лет назад +122

    I knew that the judge was not going to jail Count Dankula. At some point the powers that be realized that they might have bitten off more than they can chew. The reason they dragged the case on for so long is that they were concerned that this case could majorly work against them and they hoped that people would just forget about it after a delay. Now they see their worst fears about this case coming true. My respect and esteem for Markus Meechan, Count Dankula, is growing by leaps and bounds. It is just great how he is responding to the guilty verdict.

    • @r.b.4611
      @r.b.4611 6 лет назад +7

      Thanks to the internet we can actually have longer attention spans on issues like this because we can alert each other quickly when the situation changes.

    • @lho10101
      @lho10101 6 лет назад +2

      They gambled on the public not supporting him and they were wrong.

  • @strwhtmn
    @strwhtmn 5 лет назад +126

    im pretty fucking drunk right now but cheers from Poland mate, don't ever stop being awesomw

  • @jasonodea9177
    @jasonodea9177 6 лет назад +850

    I have immense respect for what you are doing. Plenty of people would have just been relieved they aren't going to spend a year in jail, shut their mouth and paid the fine. But you instead choose to take a stand for the sake of your principles and to protect your fellow citizens from government tyranny. Cheers from America.

    • @tz3891
      @tz3891 6 лет назад +14

      The court shot him with a 9mm
      And he returned with a tank...

    • @zo1dberg
      @zo1dberg 6 лет назад

      John Spence Your comment is offensive. Delete this.

    • @316whatupz
      @316whatupz 6 лет назад +4

      zo1dberg Your life is offensive. Delete it.

    • @zo1dberg
      @zo1dberg 6 лет назад

      316whatupz HOW DARE YOU.

    • @vollsticks
      @vollsticks 6 лет назад

      Yeah we got a real Rosa Parks here...

  • @LordBaktor
    @LordBaktor 6 лет назад +813

    If you had paid the fine and got on with your life, your case would have been used as precedent. By refusing to pay and fighting back, your awesomeness will be used as a precedent. Anyone in a similar situation will be compared to the Scottish Count with the balls of steel.

    • @pattersoncurse1023
      @pattersoncurse1023 6 лет назад +23

      Lord Baktor Yep.. the old "... then they came for me" applies here.
      Some fail to appreciate how dangerous this precedence is.

    • @scottymcscott8742
      @scottymcscott8742 6 лет назад +1

      It's Scots Law, not English. It's a mixed civil/common law jurisdiction. Case law is not binding, and it's not even considered persuasive unless adopted or given out by a higher court. Paying the fine and letting it go would have no bearing on any other case. Taking this to a higher court, and losing, or even winning, could make it persuasive, but still would not make it binding precedent. There is no binding precedent in civil law. Judges have a lot more freedom and creativity with conviction and sentencing under the system. The way to change this is through legislation.

    • @matthewjackman8410
      @matthewjackman8410 6 лет назад +13

      +Scotty
      While this is true, legislature is often driven by public opinion. Therefore, a headline saying "Count Dankula Freed of all Charges" sounds FAR better than "Count Dankula Convicted of Hate Speech"
      The sway of the public matters, when you can reach enough of them. Remember how much headlines can sway whole nation's opinions.

    • @moefritz6225
      @moefritz6225 6 лет назад

      Scotty McScott Isn't civil law sueing someone?

    • @scottymcscott8742
      @scottymcscott8742 6 лет назад

      you are thinking of a division in law referred to in most systems as civil and criminal. i am speaking of the legal tradition known as civil law, which is an alternative and separate tradition to common law. if you live in a democratic republic outside of the english speaking world, and even in a few places within it, then you likely use some form of civil law, which has its roots in rome, instead of west germanic tribes.

  • @Drink4Exp
    @Drink4Exp 6 лет назад +289

    "£105,749 of £100,000 goal"
    "Raised by 4,474 people in 1 day"
    THE MEMES XD

    • @Drink4Exp
      @Drink4Exp 6 лет назад +9

      "Philip DeFranco"
      "£415 from sharing"

    • @kaydars
      @kaydars 6 лет назад +1

      Fekn awesome!!!

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 5 лет назад

      Monsoon was right...

  • @shannon7733
    @shannon7733 5 лет назад +55

    I'm not ashamed as a heterosexual man in his mid 40's to admit...dammit... I love this guy. Thank you Count Dankula. Sorry that it took me so long to follow your channel.

    • @ericbluerose9381
      @ericbluerose9381 4 года назад +2

      Hes a fucking sexy scotsman. Funny how almost everyone is to shy to just say it.

  • @iiJow
    @iiJow 6 лет назад +117

    “Context matters, mate”
    *mic drop*
    *walks away*

  • @highbrass234
    @highbrass234 6 лет назад +260

    Just saw that donations have passed the goal, it took one day.
    £116,725.
    My faith in humanity is indefinitely restored.

    • @pointcuration1278
      @pointcuration1278 6 лет назад +12

      Eusophocleas no surprise, Dankula is charming and funny. My personal hope is that we could muster the same sort of support even if it was an opponent facing the same. Free speech for all and all.

    • @highbrass234
      @highbrass234 6 лет назад +5

      Point Curation Couldn't agree more.

    • @ricksanchez1079
      @ricksanchez1079 6 лет назад +6

      130K Today. Nuke from orbit confirmed.

    • @siggimondo
      @siggimondo 6 лет назад +2

      By now we're past 140k. XD

    • @highbrass234
      @highbrass234 6 лет назад +3

      By now it's not an orbital nuke, it's full scale scortched earth.

  • @iwtommo
    @iwtommo 6 лет назад +256

    I cannot respect you enough for doing what youre doing. Fought against being silenced, now fighting for free speech. Paydays looming, expect a few quid from me mate

    • @Warrior7662
      @Warrior7662 6 лет назад +2

      iwtommo honor our dank

    • @Warrior7662
      @Warrior7662 6 лет назад

      4 Chan is my WAIFU.
      Q HERE OVER AND OUT. READ AND WATCH WITH OPEN EYES.
      QANNONZACH IS DED. ITS OVER.
      Q =QUANTUM REALM. WE WON. IM A GOD. HOW DO YOU KILL A GOD

    • @broadsworddannyboy5057
      @broadsworddannyboy5057 6 лет назад +1

      iwtommo www.gofundme.com/l5o44g

    • @Warrior7662
      @Warrior7662 6 лет назад +1

      Well pay 2 shexkels F

  • @kob6912
    @kob6912 4 года назад +40

    Imagine in 30 years. Dankula Jr makes a video on their channel:
    “Absolute Mad Lads: Count Dankula”

    • @Krieger-jo2kf
      @Krieger-jo2kf 4 года назад +5

      Countess Dankula
      Absolute MadLad- Count Dankula

  • @tribbinvw
    @tribbinvw 6 лет назад +134

    Holy shit. I just realized that they wanted to make an example to the public out of you and that you now truly are an example to the public.

    • @satwadude3371
      @satwadude3371 6 лет назад +2

      AWESOME ! ... It's only 8.30pm here in the states and he's already over £56,000 ! - 9 hours from start.
      (donated a little - from ex-pat Scot living in America)

  • @GarryWilliams555
    @GarryWilliams555 6 лет назад +1122

    You know what.....I will never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my grandad in WW2. He was passed over for promotion time and time again.

  • @maddin56
    @maddin56 6 лет назад +323

    Just the Fact that he could've been in Jail for a Joke.
    Humanity really went to shit mate.

    • @seanbrennan3576
      @seanbrennan3576 6 лет назад +2

      Lo Zam the whole damn world does

    • @enricobianchi4499
      @enricobianchi4499 6 лет назад

      Nice capitalization

    • @filzhut6234
      @filzhut6234 6 лет назад

      Let's do it all, again, again. UK needs a Government Reform and a FUCKING MIRACLE, HONESTLY.

  • @terrenceswiff
    @terrenceswiff 5 лет назад +49

    "Context matters, mate" was glorious. Good job on that

  • @LaserLuther
    @LaserLuther 6 лет назад +157

    Taught my girlfriend's dog how to drive a van. I don't see a downside.

    • @Savageboi506
      @Savageboi506 6 лет назад +7

      Courts will be fine with that

    • @DarkLord111111111111
      @DarkLord111111111111 6 лет назад +11

      That's grossly offensive towards cars.

    • @KanadianKaiser
      @KanadianKaiser 6 лет назад +4

      Oi m8, where's your dog driving a van loicense?

    • @frankjoyce76
      @frankjoyce76 6 лет назад +1

      I've been laughing at this for the past hour :D

    • @EcchiRevenge
      @EcchiRevenge 6 лет назад +4

      But did you teach it to say "Allahu Akbar" and behead people?

  • @Extramana
    @Extramana 6 лет назад +4548

    'I am a neutral journalist". Yeah okay mate.

    • @mindblowndudvedos3682
      @mindblowndudvedos3682 6 лет назад +57

      ExtraMana ye fucking right lmao.

    • @MrDUneven
      @MrDUneven 6 лет назад +152

      He didn't answer the camera woman's questions, only reacted when Tommy asked same questions. Is he a sexist?

    • @BluePlanet1
      @BluePlanet1 6 лет назад +92

      Yeah the second he said “neutral journalist” I immediately knew he was lying. There isn’t a single neutral journalist out there these days, and the way he asked that question to Dank was not in the manner of a “neutral journalist.” It was somebody trying to play fast and loose

    • @AlexSmith-gr4hp
      @AlexSmith-gr4hp 6 лет назад +74

      Oooooh "neutral". I thought he said "neutered" which makes more sense.

    • @raigne86
      @raigne86 6 лет назад +39

      A journalist who is truly dedicated to fair and accurate reporting will acknowledge his biases.

  • @acceptmyfriendrequest6480
    @acceptmyfriendrequest6480 6 лет назад +521

    write a book about this and call it my strugle

    • @BIGAPEGANGLEADER
      @BIGAPEGANGLEADER 6 лет назад +74

      Call it "Gas the News"

    • @communistcancer
      @communistcancer 6 лет назад +20

      accept my friend request nah make a book called “mein kampf 2”

    • @VergilLikesWhatHeSees
      @VergilLikesWhatHeSees 6 лет назад +36

      Communist Cancer mein kampf 2: electric boogaloo

    • @ArtificialDjDAGX
      @ArtificialDjDAGX 6 лет назад +8

      The content of said book:
      I told a low brow joke, got prosecuted for 2 years and then fined £800. How was your day?

    • @salamander405
      @salamander405 6 лет назад +4

      My pugle

  • @somerandompeep7017
    @somerandompeep7017 4 года назад +50

    "i wAs cOvErInG a cOuRt cAsE fOr sKy nEwS"
    a totally UN biased, truthful and honest interview that you completely didnt get your arse handed back to you on a silver platter in

    • @Kobejp8
      @Kobejp8 4 года назад +4

      and if he didn’t think it was a joke, he would’ve said it. He gave his opinion that it was a crime, and supported it by saying it can’t be a joke because 6 million Jews were killed. He was fine giving his opinion then, but when it goes against the narrative, suddenly he’s neutral.

  • @StylesVI
    @StylesVI 6 лет назад +136

    After following this story for 2 years now, I've concluded we're in a mirror universe.

    • @chewiebacca8850
      @chewiebacca8850 6 лет назад +5

      Right...its the only...and I hate to say this, but its the only logical explanation.

    • @rahn45
      @rahn45 6 лет назад +8

      If only we can get back into the Bearenstein Bears universe!

    • @gerttjildsen5612
      @gerttjildsen5612 6 лет назад +5

      Yeah i feel like that too, like everything is the wrong way around and contrary to logic.

  • @CounterCultureWISE
    @CounterCultureWISE 6 лет назад +42

    I literally stood up and cheered when you slammed that reporter.
    You have a shitload of support here in the states. Keep fighting the good fight!

    • @21GamersUnited21
      @21GamersUnited21 6 лет назад +2

      CCW Radio “fight the good fight.”
      The one of the only noble cause these days

  • @TeRrYEBiLlY
    @TeRrYEBiLlY 6 лет назад +105

    Absolutely destroyed that reporter! Good job!

    • @LadyBlaidd
      @LadyBlaidd 6 лет назад

      His expression was true "gobsmacked" like Nueman what's her face. Haha took a second to sink in too. Beautiful to see those slimy propagandist group think jackals bite off more than they could chew and choke on it.
      Context is everything...

    • @thereaction18
      @thereaction18 6 лет назад +2

      #GasTheNews

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 5 лет назад +119

    "Is rudeness a crime?"
    Well, i'm not the one who wants to send people to jail because they're rude mr. Neutral journalist.

  • @mr.cliffigriff4110
    @mr.cliffigriff4110 6 лет назад +60

    So my niece trys to trip me up by asking questions that don't really make sence but i got her yesterday.
    When she asked "How big is the largest joke in the world?" And i replied with no hesitation or pause. "ninty-three thousand six hundred and twenty-eight squared miles, including Northern Ireland."

    • @adam401kultrahd7
      @adam401kultrahd7 6 лет назад +5

      Cliffigriff Vlog
      Groundskeeper Willie: Yew jes made a'n ememie for life!

    • @mr.cliffigriff4110
      @mr.cliffigriff4110 6 лет назад +2

      Adam Silwick we'll be just like Peter and the chicken. I can't wait!

    • @doombybbr
      @doombybbr 6 лет назад +2

      wrong: 5.972 × 10^24 kg, or 1,080,000,000,000 km³ (I am talking about earth itself here)

  • @AwfulWaffle8474
    @AwfulWaffle8474 6 лет назад +334

    "Context matters mate" (Mic Drop)
    #REKT

  • @ShouOokami
    @ShouOokami 6 лет назад +137

    Donated. Im in the US and this is a problem for everyone. #Dabs4Dankula

    • @Ellzyboy
      @Ellzyboy 6 лет назад

      Shou Dahlstrom not for muslims its not

    • @TheIbney00
      @TheIbney00 6 лет назад +3

      Not in the US.
      #Dabs4Freedom

    • @zo1dberg
      @zo1dberg 6 лет назад +1

      It is a problem in Australia as we don't have laws here protecting free speech. The bastards can easily use this precedent as an excuse to introduce such shitty laws here. I donated. Looks like he's gonna smash there £100k at the rate he's going. £65k already!

  • @brandydesha5105
    @brandydesha5105 5 лет назад +32

    I love you. Mad lads brings me so much joy. From a girl in a small town in the southern US.

  • @joshuak4553
    @joshuak4553 6 лет назад +296

    The Gofundme progress bar is rapidly reaching that 100k mark. I'm absolutely sure this is going to well exceed the goal. As an American, this makes me happy. Give 'em hell.

    • @DigitalDisciple4555
      @DigitalDisciple4555 6 лет назад +10

      Joshua K looking good isn't it, once I get payed, dank's getting my support come Friday.

    • @peronkop
      @peronkop 6 лет назад

      Does it stop at 100k or does it continue?

    • @joshuak4553
      @joshuak4553 6 лет назад

      @peronkop It will continue after the 100k mark is reached, the rest will go to charity.

    • @peronkop
      @peronkop 6 лет назад

      Joshua K the website looked dodgey, you just put in your credit card information?

    • @joshuak4553
      @joshuak4553 6 лет назад

      Gofundme? It's one of the top fundraising websites on the internet. It's safe.

  • @CHINKICHOU
    @CHINKICHOU 6 лет назад +2126

    I feel like tommy robinson randomly spawns in out from nowhere and quicksaves before trying any public stunt.

    • @nasserh2461
      @nasserh2461 6 лет назад +167

      omg I felt that exactly! Tommy suddenly appeared and helped the girl confronting that dirtbag.

    • @jenkitching43
      @jenkitching43 6 лет назад +88

      Josh McBroom Tommy Robinson is a hero in my book👍💛

    • @stanleystriker7065
      @stanleystriker7065 6 лет назад +79

      Tommy: first man to be cloned by freedom agents from the future. ...

    • @boof-7599
      @boof-7599 6 лет назад +225

      I love the idea of him spawning in a sky news room, *you cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby*

    • @marcusriedl7230
      @marcusriedl7230 6 лет назад +20

      The cooler Beethoven "You Cannot Fast Travel when Enemies are Near"

  • @dillonray4081
    @dillonray4081 6 лет назад +443

    "Remember, context matters mate" ... seriously that was one of the greatest "drops the mic" moments I have ever seen. That was perfectly executed and if I was there and witnessed that right next to you, I would have screamed with laughter and pointed right into that poor excuse for a human's face!

    • @androsp9105
      @androsp9105 6 лет назад +24

      I've never seen someone get shit on so quickly.

  • @MediocreTCG
    @MediocreTCG 5 лет назад +74

    Judge: "give us 800 pounds"
    Dank: "ummmmmmm no"

    • @chrisconstanti9283
      @chrisconstanti9283 4 года назад +6

      Absolute Madlads - Count Dankula

    • @MediocreTCG
      @MediocreTCG 4 года назад

      @@chrisconstanti9283 someone needs to make it.

  • @soundslikepizza
    @soundslikepizza 6 лет назад +955

    You're a legend man, thank you for all you're doing for free speech. This shit is so serious and you taking these steps will and already has made a difference. Thank you man!

    • @LewysC
      @LewysC 6 лет назад +3

      soundslikepizza this should be top comment!!

    • @matthewdrake1076
      @matthewdrake1076 6 лет назад

      Got to leave it at 420

    • @harrylawson6293
      @harrylawson6293 6 лет назад +5

      No it has not. A police Facebook page recently stated that anyone who insults officers on their page will be prosecuted. Additionally, judges around the country are calling for jail sentences for trolls who ‘stir up hatred’.

    • @LegendarySpaceRipper
      @LegendarySpaceRipper 6 лет назад +5

      Jailed for having fun? That's funny that they jail a man for a joke about nazis but the government behave like nazis themselves.

    • @commerceserverservercommerce
      @commerceserverservercommerce 6 лет назад

      911 likes...hmmmmmm.....

  • @BritishByakugan
    @BritishByakugan 6 лет назад +75

    Just donated. This is undeniably the first time I've ever given money to any sort of cause or charity. But I think it's worth it.
    Hope you drag them through half the hell you've been through at least.

  • @GregPolkinghorne
    @GregPolkinghorne 6 лет назад +36

    Love the idea of spending $100k to appeal an £800 fine. Good for you champ.

    • @Rakmarok
      @Rakmarok 6 лет назад

      Greg Polkinghorne
      It's £100k, so even more after converting.

  • @sonix7119
    @sonix7119 5 лет назад +50

    !!! FROM GOFUNDME PAGE - THIS SAYS EVERYTHING I NEED TO HEAR - FULL RESPECT AND FULL SUPPORT TO COUNT DANKULA - LEGEND !!! :)
    "I have had a lot of donors messaging me saying they would be fine with me keeping the remaining funds to help me rebuild my life after what the courts did to me, I appreciate the kind gesture but I must politely refuse, I made a promise to give the remaining funds to charity and that is what I will do, I refuse to break that promise."

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 5 лет назад +3

      Sonix711 top lad

  • @poisonfantasy666
    @poisonfantasy666 6 лет назад +61

    There was a young lady in the UK who posted Snoop Dogg lyrics on her instagram page which happened to contain a certain word, the lyrics were in honor of a 13yr old who passed away. She also has to pay a victim surcharge as well.

    • @roadrager90
      @roadrager90 6 лет назад +8

      Victoria Lange even worse she has a curfew

    • @poisonfantasy666
      @poisonfantasy666 6 лет назад

      It was SNAP not Snoop.. frick sakes, easy to misread that, my brain automatically thinks "Snoop Dogg". It still ridiculous that an insta post gets you a fine, a curfew, community service. Its your social media, unless you are threatening harm to another individual, or group of individuals, there is no reason to go after these people. Lil Wayne just threatened to shoot members of the crowd if they threw stuff on stage, where is the outcry for that?

    • @bobriley000444
      @bobriley000444 6 лет назад

      They do it as a distraction from the real problems that they are ignoring

  • @christienashgrove3636
    @christienashgrove3636 6 лет назад +34

    "Context matters, mate." Quote of the year! Fantastic!

  • @Shiro_Amada
    @Shiro_Amada 6 лет назад +151

    Merry this woman. She put up with two years of that because of a joke at her expense and is still with you. That's godly levels of dedication.

    • @therandomdickhead5744
      @therandomdickhead5744 6 лет назад +3

      Shiro Amada I can't even imagine what you all went through. I'm just glad that you got through it and that you're not going prison. But I'm afraid this isn't over yet :'(

    • @paperEATER101
      @paperEATER101 6 лет назад +1

      aye ...for once I agree with you, Shiro

    • @Warrior7662
      @Warrior7662 6 лет назад

      FATED MEETING

    • @coleberndsen9959
      @coleberndsen9959 5 лет назад +1

      He is now lol

    • @CarpetHater
      @CarpetHater 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, they are getting married now. But you probably already knew that

  • @LisburnVids
    @LisburnVids 4 года назад +1

    I got arrested in Scotland just before lockdown because I had a nervous breakdown. And got into an argument with my girlfriend which is really quite normal for people she didn't know what to do and was trying to get me help. I was arrested and was taken to Glasgow police station where I was locked up without even a blanket and no medical attention for my anxiety. I was told the next day by the officer to pretty much get out of Scotland as I'm from Northern Ireland even though I live in Scotland. I had no phone or anything and was about 60 miles away from my home just near the Highlands. So I had to make my way back to Northern Ireland during lockdown without any of my property. And I still got to go to court on the 14th of December, for disturbance of the peace. I feel like it's political. My girlfriend was very angry she didn't know if I was alive or dead.

  • @yankochoynev652
    @yankochoynev652 6 лет назад +41

    The only reason they didnt put you in prison was fear of public backlash. Even though you taunted them by saying you wont pay fines they still let you off because of that.

    • @dancraft8008
      @dancraft8008 6 лет назад +3

      Im sure he is well aware, its just fuckin ridiculous that they destroyed his life and waited 2 years to fine him £800

  • @jjaarr3208
    @jjaarr3208 6 лет назад +40

    Best part was Tommy Robertson busting that reporter's stones. Couldn't stop smiling.

  • @santiagogallego8695
    @santiagogallego8695 6 лет назад +359

    This is the situation
    Goes to jail: Shows his point and people will revolt=win
    Doesnt go to jail: Makes an improvement on the law and protects people from this happening again=win
    Hohoh oh dankula you mastermind

    • @ATSucks1
      @ATSucks1 6 лет назад +4

      HOHOHO!!!!! THATS TRIGGERING' SANTA IS A PAGAN CHRISTIAN MYTHOS YOURE APPRORIATNG IMA CALL THE LAW AND MAKE YOU PAY QUID! SJW AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

    • @brandonshields3452
      @brandonshields3452 6 лет назад +1

      Or parliament could just ignore the public outrage and not improve any laws, like any people in power who want to keep their newly siezed power. If they want to keep it all costs, then brits are kind of fucked against a totalitarian police state, what with not having any way of defending against such highly armed aggressors.

    • @jamez6398
      @jamez6398 6 лет назад

      santiago gallego
      Exactly. Then Trump bombs Syria, kills a Russian troop, Russia retaliates, they nuke each other, obliterate everything, and render this all null and void 😐

    • @f4u5tus
      @f4u5tus 6 лет назад +2

      knight forks check and queen

    • @jamez6398
      @jamez6398 6 лет назад +2

      Brandon Shields
      Then we die for glory and freedom. They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!! Let the bullets hit my chest and tear my flesh! I am willing to die for my freedom, for it is better than living shackled in slavery!!

  • @timfondiggle2582
    @timfondiggle2582 5 лет назад +101

    Not all heros are peirced and tatted up ginger Scottish people, but you are buddy boy.

  • @Oceananswer
    @Oceananswer 6 лет назад +76

    "Context ma'ers, mate." I love it! xD

  • @NiraSader
    @NiraSader 6 лет назад +453

    "Context matters mate"

    • @a_39442b
      @a_39442b 6 лет назад +19

      Goddamn godlike.

    • @paulies5407
      @paulies5407 6 лет назад +10

      *mic drop*

    • @LieutenantSilver
      @LieutenantSilver 6 лет назад +4

      +The Android from Aiur -- Almost makes you miss the bad ol' days of Fox News. At least Bill O'reilly would let you on his show. So as long as you ignored the briefings and came prepared with two-second-soundbites that could cut right through his spin you'd have a chance to embarrass the cunt to his own audience. The Ctrl-Left just disappears your defense down the memory hole, slanders you through morally grandstanding commentary and buries your case as soon as the facts become inconvenient. The only hope is "redpilling the normies" or hoping their audience notices a unified media narrative is not only boring to watch but suspicious as fuck. Godspeed.

  • @SkorpTS
    @SkorpTS 6 лет назад +126

    Good to see you're not going to pay them a dime. They can stuff their money straight up there, nice and deep.

    • @Station9.75
      @Station9.75 6 лет назад +1

      I don't think we accept dimes in the UK anyway 😉

  • @dylanmonstrum1538
    @dylanmonstrum1538 5 лет назад +15

    I honestly, have never in my entire life, seen a point made so beautifully.
    That context clip is so unbelievably perfect that if it was made anywhere else, I would bet my actual life that it was planned. I've never seen anyone BTFO'd so hard.
    "Context matters" man. Actually awesome in the literal definition. Beautiful.