A bullet bill on 99,999 CC is about 13x faster than a wheelie on a Spear. So about 28 minutes. Probably less since it's impossible to sustain a wheelie for 6 hours straight. 20-25 minutes seems likely.
my favorite part is how you decided to use nunchuck which involves flicking your wrist every 4 seconds for 6 hours instead of just pressing UP on the d-pad on a GCN controller XD next level strats
TJ / Henry Yoshi what do you think about the fact that one comment you made years ago will never leave you alone? But a comment is a comment, I cant say its only a half comment.
Maybe the whole reason it took so long was because you circled around to the start line, which is why you couldn't stay straight. The background was an illusion the whole time, and you had to go backwards.
I think I have an idea why you came in 12th place: Looking at the footage, it appears that the finish line was a sort of death barrier. And when you died, you were taken back to the start, behind all the other racers who weren't moving.
I think this is based off some troll video game where you have to drive a bus real time from somewhere to somewhere, and it took about 6 hours. the road was compleatly straight, but the bus you drove had a very slight pull to one side so you couldn’t just press the accelerator and leave. Also, if you drove off the road, you’d be towed back to the start, in real time
I'm late as all hell, but I legit saw the thumbnail and just... Me: "...that is NOT Desert Bus. That is *NOT* Desert Bus, is it?!" *Clicked the thumbnail.* Nathaniel: "HEY YOU EVER HEAR ABOUT PENN AND TELLER?!?!?!" I then released a string of expletives. JeSuS.
You know there are people that speedrun the original desert bus EVERY YEAR right? Dont worry, its for charity. They are called Loading Ready Run if you are interested. Check them out ^.^
I think the funniest thing about desert bus is the fact that it got a VR remake, Now you get to drive a bus for hours IN FIRST PERSON!!!!!! It even has a passenger mode where you can't interact with anything and just get driven to your destination.
Mirror mode. Just imagine it. The sign would be *ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!*
Colby Dolby Pepperoni WATHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA *HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER*
EXACTLY
BRITISH MODE no no no, FUNKY MODE.
Mind blown!
And then
The bus sign
Would say
*SUB*
Imagine if there was 2 laps
No.
Imagine 99999999999999999999999 laps
No, 3 laps
HEELLLLLLLLLL
No infinite laps
Baby Park laps
Times normal laps
Times 999
Now test this track in 9999cc and see how long it takes.
Dr. RL123 or the bullet bill hack.
Or in 1cc
@@jacksongreen4107
O h n o
A bullet bill on 99,999 CC is about 13x faster than a wheelie on a Spear. So about 28 minutes. Probably less since it's impossible to sustain a wheelie for 6 hours straight. 20-25 minutes seems likely.
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Sooo... if Luigi is a CPU in 1st place...
Luigi wins by doing absolutly nothing, right?
luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing
Mario Kart Wii Fan and thegame boys there are always types of videos of luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing
NANI?!
Mario Kart Wii Fan ツ ت heeey try it until it happens my dude
That would be a great video. Luigi wins a race by doing absolutely nothing.
Finally caught an NB stream. He raced the same track for 6 hours. Great entertainer he is.
Charriii5 why does this entertainer meme exist? Don't kill me but BTM will help lol
i peed myself. dont tell anyone twit A Simple reason: We like to give shoutouts.
10/10. 5/10. Gold stars all around
Charriii5 I subbed to u
n a t h a n i e l f u c k i n g b a n d y
"When you've played the same track for ages and the smallest things fascinate you"
"OH LOOK A SIGN!!!"
That's because there is nothing to this track other than an occasional sign. Without the signs, this track would be boring as heck.
Just like actually road trips!
my favorite part is how you decided to use nunchuck which involves flicking your wrist every 4 seconds for 6 hours instead of just pressing UP on the d-pad on a GCN controller XD next level strats
TWD98 lmao Sakurai hand pains in a nutshell
TWD98 why are you such a god
nunchuk is the b est controller pressing up is so stupid imo
Pls post more road to 9999 vr
I'm god damn hardcore man
Could you imagine the process of testing this map? Making sure that it was indeed +8 hours of driving? Props to the creator.
I'd bet the creator used an extreme speed hack
@@cpufreak101 No shit sherlock
@@gotengsk9010 wooooooosh
@@linuxsumner Burh , that wasn't even a whooosh
Gotengs K there wasn’t a single joke in this comment and he didn’t misunderstand anything so I think you’re kind of whooshing yourself here.
“Nobody’s gonna speedrun this!”
Nobody’s gonna regular run this
Joel speedruns desert bus all the time
Everybody will TAS this
you just got
*_B E A N E D_*
i like garfield
depressed man lmao
@@alexwaterfield2984 same
B E A N E D
Why are you everywhere
Desert Bus (New Funky Mode)
Imao
7:28 when you order a pepperoni pizza but you got anchovie pizza
7:20 "I ordered a pepperoni pizza, it should be here any second now."
7:27 _Your Anchovie Pizza Has Arrived_
7:28 What the F###?!
Just take off the anchovies and you still have a plain cheese
8:41 when you realize that you actually ate the anchovie pizza
ANCHOVIES
Isnt that just the definition of mcdonalds?
50cc runback when?
TJ "Henry" Yoshi
an a press is an a press. you can't say its only a half
With only half a presses in the slowest setup
I know its old now but first lets talk about parallel universes
Oh hey I’m so *glad* to see that people are still using these memes.
TJ / Henry Yoshi what do you think about the fact that one comment you made years ago will never leave you alone?
But a comment is a comment, I cant say its only a half comment.
6:42 When the hallucinations start to kick in
you are also a banana
Maybe the whole reason it took so long was because you circled around to the start line, which is why you couldn't stay straight. The background was an illusion the whole time, and you had to go backwards.
Karate Kid what a great point mate.
Karate Kid .-.
nugget Hi 🤯 < you?
Reality is an illusion
Geo The Poly buy gold
*FUKER*
They made desert bus
*in VR*
And someone has to drive the bus... while people can just randomly join in at any point
Is it on Steam?
@@njackson6807 yep
oh
no
Please link it please
Sounds fascinating
Legend says; sometimes, on a blue moon, at midnight, there is a 1/a billion chance of a bug hitting your windshield
jamezfat : the blue sphere guy even though he was riding a bike
JoyconDrew 123 uhh, but it still has a windsheild
Not a motorcycle. A bicycle.
The Merchant oh hey yea, I got internet now
The 3 most exciting things on the track:
3: The beginning of the track
2: A sign
1: The end of the track
No, you placed it wrong:
4: The end
3: The beg.
2: The sign
1: The road
The lag on this track is like how 200 cc players see 50cc
Correction:
The lag in this track is like how 200cc players see *150cc*
I can not tell a massive difference between them tbh. Yeah, a slight big faster, but not that much
At the end when he finished the race, “Te Hülye Ostoba” basically means “You stupid idiot” in Hungarian
Simpleflips would speedrun it probably tbh lol
Dad would just blj if this were mario 64
HEY, THATS WHAT I SAID!
Nb, why did you heart his comment and not my challenge comment?
Dad would blj it even if it isn’t Mario 64
If Simps can BLJ at one star for 2 hours, he can triple that and do this. lol
Not as long as Rainbow Road on N64!
This track is longer
*B E A N E D*
YaBoiChris Ya just got *B E A N E D* by the *V E G I T A L.*
That's beans
YaBoiChris 8emmml999ekmmmko2kkmmmwkmwmmmmkemmmmkkoekmmmmllleooooo see okkkeekmmkoemmkkemm.mmekm...ekie..kemm.
Mkiekm..kej.
Kie..
Mk xxx -#&!&÷;#;!;!;!;:&%\=%'.🈳🈯😭㊙😄↘⏪🔽
*no u*
bitch u guessed it
7:29 *when your in 1st place and someone overtakes you and starts speeding away and you slow down*
When I Realize the 21st episode of season four of talking tom and friends just came out and people actually like it.
Why isn’t his mouth covered with his logo?
Finally played Mario Kart Wii CTGP OMG!!!!111!!!1
Nathaniel Bandy hi I love your vids
4th comment!
Nathaniel Bandy Are you going to regret this when you're 80?
Why you just uploaded it now?? The stream was 1 week ago I think
Do a donation stream of this
I think I have an idea why you came in 12th place:
Looking at the footage, it appears that the finish line was a sort of death barrier. And when you died, you were taken back to the start, behind all the other racers who weren't moving.
This course would be so great to just have on in the background of MK8 Deluxe with auto acceleration and smart steering on.
*smart steering drives into the grass*
Download the 300km mod and do this track again.
99,999cc desert bus
CPUs don't move and still beat NB who was driving for 6 hours.
Wut
NANI?!
Bakana...
Its a troll track
It was Luigi
Remember when he went strait?
That was my favorite part
*straight
No
You should do this on 50cc with Baby Daisy in the Booster Seat
Finally, a speed run worth watching
Let's never play Desert bus, ever, again.
WantedAsylum DHMIS?
DO NOT TOUCH ME!
What if someone chooses Desert Bus online ?
N64 SMCAEC ONLY that guy will play Besert Bus.
*D R A I N Y O U R V R*
8:32 hd hentai
Lol
8:35 literally me
i'll watch the whole thing
FOR MINUS WORLD
i already finished
You can go backwards at the start tho and complete it instantly...
omg epic gamer strats
Asher The Cat it subtracts a lap
have you ever played any racing game
What's next? The Endless Stairs from Super Mario 64 as a race track?? XD
Super_Captain_N Don't give them any ideas
Super_Captain_N I WANT TO GET OFF THE STAIRS
I am the XD police you owe me ur soul
Did you unironically xd mate
Time to BLJ in mario kart
This reminds me of when I listened to the full 10 hours of Sea Shanties.
I once slapped my knees to the entirety of Freedom Dive
This reminds me of when I did the Zepathon. Which took 12 hours.
@@YeetZmeN I just tried doing that, my arms are now jelly
Sam T why did you do that at 2 in the morning
@@YeetZmeN you see, I'm enough of a moron to follow through with it at 2 AM
I like how you got the fastest character vehicle combination in the thumbnail for the longest track in the game
The $100 donation part was so wholesome when he was like "you didn't have to do that!"
Now do it in Mirror Mode.
Its gonna be so diferent
cdc: please work from home to prevent the spread of COVID-19!
truckers:
This is like exitebike arena
But not at all exiting
Jack The Jedi
Bike Arena
6:13 to 6:17 tho
😐.......
I died at that part 🤣
Two words:
CUSTOM
TRACK
CLH Gaming 3 words... I know you
Itz SkyBound hehe lol, how’s it going?
CLH Gaming IiEthan
I think this is based off some troll video game where you have to drive a bus real time from somewhere to somewhere, and it took about 6 hours. the road was compleatly straight, but the bus you drove had a very slight pull to one side so you couldn’t just press the accelerator and leave.
Also, if you drove off the road, you’d be towed back to the start, in real time
No shit Sherlock did you watch the video?
NightAvenger375 what
this was created by pink gold peach xd
Waluigi deserve his own game lol
Waluigi's Desert suB.
And indigo dark yoshi
That explains why its so meaningless and why it shouldn't exist. Just like her spot in MK8
And Red Amethyst Mario
I'm late as all hell, but I legit saw the thumbnail and just...
Me: "...that is NOT Desert Bus. That is *NOT* Desert Bus, is it?!"
*Clicked the thumbnail.*
Nathaniel: "HEY YOU EVER HEAR ABOUT PENN AND TELLER?!?!?!"
I then released a string of expletives. JeSuS.
At the end of the stage it says: TE HÜLYE OSTOBA (It's Hungarian so here I am :P)
It means: YOU STUPID SILLY
Woooow that was made by a hungarian
It's ClubPHungary magyarok!
xD
magyarok
magyarok XD
Nemhiszem hogy rajtunk kívül más képes lenne ekkora faszságot csinálni.
Jah
“cruisin’ down on main street, driving in my bus”
-vargskelethor joel
Bathaniel nandy for originality is striving
OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY I NEEDED TO CALL JON TO PUNCH PINK GOLD PEACH
(im gunna triggr tis guy sow much)
NO.
"I can't believe it was this short"
This could be a charity event. I would donate
IT would be better for the MK track
For every dollar you move up one yellow dash on the road
No matter where I go, I can't avoid TJ "Henry" Yoshi
7:28 NB is a Great Entertainer
KNineteen you are a great human being
KNineteen I love you
O my why you give £100 Jeez
Favourite part
7:28 Nathaniel's reaction to Pink Gold Peach rule 34.
I was there when it happened, I joined the stream 3 minutes before Dr. Nataniel finished the track.
Too Dank 4 U I was there for 2 hour or so at the beginning
NB: -and... GO!
4 seconds later: MOMENT OF REGRET
Would put tape over the a button.
Just check every few minutes and see if you're close to the edge
Stevent2002 LOL I stand corrected
Stay fresh!
Can we all respect nb for doing this stuff for our entertainment
Simpleflips had a desert bus level in mario maker like a week or 2 after you streamed this
So he hasn't played it yet?
Toad R0XMK what?
You said a week or 2 after.
Toad R0XMK this video was from a twitch stream Nathaniel did like weeks ago.
Yes and I made that level :D
Funky Kong actually seemed to fit very well with this track, with the white tank top, the sunglasses, and the bandana
Well, he gets pretty excited about signs, *yay.....*
"The sign! It's the SIGN!!! Aaaaand now it's gone..."
There goes 6 hours of your life your never getting back
Mo81-4 You're*. There goes years of school you'll never get back.
desert bus doesn’t take skill, it takes patience, i learned that from joel’s stream when he played desert bus
I remember seeing AVGN play Desert Bus!
Jatjarty
Playing a driving simulator for eight hours straight must be one hell of a good time!
And by hell, I mean it feels exactly like it!
2:18 When you forget your keys.
2:19
So true! 😂
We meet again Nathaniel...
Angry Video Game Nerd: Did Andy Warhol rise from the dead?
I Remember watching this stream. and donating a couple of bits.
The next Desert Bus for Hope event needs to be a twelve player race on this track.
You know there are people that speedrun the original desert bus EVERY YEAR right? Dont worry, its for charity. They are called Loading Ready Run if you are interested. Check them out ^.^
I already got crazy watching this 10 min. summary. It's a miracle you're still alive...
Well, what do you expect from an mkwii custom track
Stevent2002 no because the letter m has a pronunciation of ‘em’ therefore there should b an ‘an’
Stevent2002 he is using the letters seperately (m,k,wii) not the full title "Mariokart Wii"
6:11 is my favorite part
MARIO KART WII IS THE BEST GAME EVER!
Challenge: Do it on mirror
1cc
I remember watching part of the stream.
what part was it
oh wait its all the same thing
7:28
My favourite part 😂
0/10 NOT A BIG HOUSE
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Alice Cable where are the claps
i love how he claps for the viewers but i imagine it was worse for him since he had to play it for almost 5 hours.
Watched all of Joel's Desert Bus stream, and now this? What am I doing
why is nathaniel swearing so funny to me
Caiden Hutchins idk
Striving for originality at its finest.
Thanks for ruining my life by pointing out the shadow under the 1
8:30
Top Ten Scariest Anime Moments #1
This is my favorite video on your channel, just so simple road trip, adventures, 5:46 perfectly explains why is love it so much.
Should’ve been called “me driving for 10 minutes for ad revenue”
Javier Villalobos to be fair, if I drove on the same track for like 6 hours I would want to make ad revenue to
"As a final kick to the balls you finished 12th." XDDD
My “lizard” is longer.
"You earned my three claps" -NB after clapping twice.
This Arizona roads in a nutshell
"Literally nobody is gonna speed run this..."
TWD98 1 Year Later: "Let's try to beat Nathaniel's Record on Stream"
You’ve been beaned
7:27 GREAT JOB NB
This is what the Internet was made for!
Nathan goes on a six hour journey of self discovery with Funky Kong
You know.... I might try to speedrun this track.
You are insane
Your insane
I think the funniest thing about desert bus is the fact that it got a VR remake, Now you get to drive a bus for hours IN FIRST PERSON!!!!!!
It even has a passenger mode where you can't interact with anything and just get driven to your destination.