I think becoming a vampire is the Hardest because not Only do you need to be elegant, you need to atleast own a Manor, which is impossible in This Economy
Yes, in THIS economy… if you are a vampire then you are practically immortal.. just wait a few 100 years and you will have more then just a manor most likely😹
@@cerberusslavomiraarus1308 Depends on the troll. Trolls have a _lot_ of varying depictions, like a lot of folklore creatures. Tall, short, fat, skinny, the whole spectrum. It's like the difference between a Santa elf and a Tolkien elf.
"There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that use the divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch...For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD...." Deuteronomy 18: 9-12
Who said you have to be elegant to be a vampire? There is a whole sub-community of vampires that are primarily feral bloodsuckers that have either lost all semblance of humanity/civility, or who were forcibly corrupted by some eldritch/outer force that drove them insane. Its a fun twist on the classic. :D That being said, goblins are also fun.
Forget vampire sub communities, I wanna see werewolves! Stray dog werewolves that are so bad at surviving in the wild they're stuck in cities eating pigeons and begging for food, law and order werewolves that work as K9 units hunting down criminals, Indiana Jones werewolves running through ancient temples filled with booby traps in search of millenum old bones.
@@grimdarkmalarkey5402 My personal favorite is "Shy, nerdy, unathletic guys who have split personalities, and the lycanthrope form is the aggressive, violent, stereotypical alpha male type personality" They have no memory of each other, and don't even know of the other personalities' existence, and they both have differing explanations for the gaps in memory.
@@jaydenw9803 Or clumsy disaster werewolf that is still just as much of a clumsy trsinwreck in wolf form that the local zoologists are getting increasingly tired of having to let out of their traps every month
Not Elegant enough to be a Vampire… Not Jock enough to be a Werewolf… Not Chaotic enough to be a Goblin… But certainly Expendable enough to be a Member of the Imperial Guard!
Admirable to want to stand as an average soldier in a galaxy full of horrors, though I’m more of a Tzeentch guy than an emperor guy myself. I like the forbidden knowledge. (Also understand that as that may be, you’ll never fully know if I’m actually against the Imperium or not because I am Alpharius. Hydra Dominatus!)
Not elegant enough to be a vampire.... Not jock enough to be a werewolf... Not chaotic enough to be a goblin... But maybe... just maybe... hairy enough to Rock and Stone!
Let's make goblin characters together I'll go first: Unstable goblin sorcerer overloaded with magic and desire for explosions (Shakes like a chihuahua)
Not chaotic enough to be a goblin Not dead enough to be a Zombie Not evil enough to be a Demon Not magic enough to be a witch Not short enough to be a halfling Not tall enough to be an elf Not brutish enough to be an orc Not... human enough.... to be a human Hmmmm **Spots Plasmoid** Perfection
I think i could be a vampire, i tryed today my embroided red corset and my leather pencil skirt with nylons on and that looks pretty elegant. Okay, definitly in the way Dominatrix but who say vampires cant be sadiststic doms?
Oh is that why people keep calling me a werewolf? Because im jacked? I always thought it was because I have shaggy long hair, I become a different person once a month, I get fascinated by the moon, and bark and growl at my dogs to tell them what to do.
you don’t necessarily have to be a jock to be a werewolf, you just have to be.. you know, :3 a similar thing is true for vampires, but for them you just have to achieve a certain level of fruitiness and the rest can come from there
Based on the Player's Handbook, I am obviously a Half-Elf. Don't feel 100% at home in most social situations, end up having to be the diplomat/therapist way too much. My level of tolerance for other people has suffered because of it, and I wish I weren't that way.
somehow this reminded me of "Pun-Pun", aka "the most powerful D&D character ever"... a Kobold Druid. a clever player, while reading a "supplemental" source book, came up with an absurd "exploit": a Kobold Druid, with the right skills and a specific creature for a "familiar", could permanently buff all his stats to UNLIMITED levels, AND learn every single "spell-like ability" in the book.
Just imagine becoming a Vampire has nothing to do with getting bitten, it's just when you reach peak elegance. And the jocks suddenly turn into werewolfes when they achieve peak jock.
GOBLIN TIME
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US!!
I'm not chaos enough for goblin..
**Kicks feet up in Hobbit/Halfling**
Hmm... thoughts on breakfast?
Starts tinkering in gnome
@@thesandwich5321 need seconds
*Starts forging in dwarf*
Rock and Stone!
@@Dextersauve11did I hear a rock and stone?!?
I think becoming a vampire is the Hardest because not Only do you need to be elegant, you need to atleast own a Manor, which is impossible in This Economy
Yes, in THIS economy… if you are a vampire then you are practically immortal.. just wait a few 100 years and you will have more then just a manor most likely😹
@@DragonQueenDragoor have a 100 years of debt
Not elegant enough to be a Vampire…
Not jock enough to be a Werewolf…
Chaotic enough to be a Goblin :)
Pretty sure it would be the highest tier of goblins subclass. The *MIND GOBLIN*
@@oddpotato4038**MIND GOBLIN DEEZ NUTS**
As long as you don't end up in the world of Goblin Slayer you should be fine
@@oddpotato4038what’s a mind goblin?
@@oddpotato4038Are you able to finish the joke, or did the Fae merchant take it away?
Not elegant enough for vampire.
Not jock enough for werewolf.
Too tall for goblin
Troll I shall be.
Trolls are typically depicted as tall though?
@@cerberusslavomiraarus1308 Depends on the troll. Trolls have a _lot_ of varying depictions, like a lot of folklore creatures. Tall, short, fat, skinny, the whole spectrum. It's like the difference between a Santa elf and a Tolkien elf.
@@cerberusslavomiraarus1308 exactly. Troll is for those who are tall and wide like myself.
@@Adam-cq2yo santa elves and gnomes. change my mind. theyre small wear pointed hats, and tinker and make toys
@@starlepus9437 That is a good point.
The silhouettes sell them from the start. Great artwork is made or broken in the silhouettes, and you nail it every time!!
"There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that use the divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch...For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD...." Deuteronomy 18: 9-12
@@gilbertescalante4284most random comment in this year
they call me... *THE MIND GOBLIN*
Bwahahaa
mind goblin??
Mind goblin these nutz @@TheSilly6403
*You are no longer able to make Deez Nuts jokes*
@@deadknight1402 Was Glorbo a mind goblin?
Who said you have to be elegant to be a vampire? There is a whole sub-community of vampires that are primarily feral bloodsuckers that have either lost all semblance of humanity/civility, or who were forcibly corrupted by some eldritch/outer force that drove them insane. Its a fun twist on the classic. :D
That being said, goblins are also fun.
Or you can just be Nosferatu
Forget vampire sub communities, I wanna see werewolves! Stray dog werewolves that are so bad at surviving in the wild they're stuck in cities eating pigeons and begging for food, law and order werewolves that work as K9 units hunting down criminals, Indiana Jones werewolves running through ancient temples filled with booby traps in search of millenum old bones.
@@grimdarkmalarkey5402 My personal favorite is "Shy, nerdy, unathletic guys who have split personalities, and the lycanthrope form is the aggressive, violent, stereotypical alpha male type personality"
They have no memory of each other, and don't even know of the other personalities' existence, and they both have differing explanations for the gaps in memory.
those arent just ghouls?
@@jaydenw9803 Or clumsy disaster werewolf that is still just as much of a clumsy trsinwreck in wolf form that the local zoologists are getting increasingly tired of having to let out of their traps every month
Not Elegant enough to be a Vampire…
Not Jock enough to be a Werewolf…
Not Chaotic enough to be a Goblin…
But certainly Expendable enough to be a Member of the Imperial Guard!
Ave Imperator
FOR THE EMPEROR !
Well.
Now I'm chaotic middle 🖕
In case you have an emoji issue w your overpriced phone
I am flipping you a bird
Admirable to want to stand as an average soldier in a galaxy full of horrors, though I’m more of a Tzeentch guy than an emperor guy myself. I like the forbidden knowledge.
(Also understand that as that may be, you’ll never fully know if I’m actually against the Imperium or not because I am Alpharius. Hydra Dominatus!)
I was waiting the push for my next dnd character... this feels perfect
Mind Goblin origin story
YOO
*sigh*
What's a mind goblin?
@LyraLyraPantsOnFyra theyre a psychic goblin
😈
ENOUGH OF YOUR RIDDLES
*WHO IS THE MIND GOBLIN*
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
Underrated comment!
Did someone say "Goblin"?
- Goblin Slayer
Was looking for this comment 😂
*goblins!*
Welcome to the fair folk, we ain't all that good looking.
And when it comes to negotiating... um... why are we called "Fair" again?
Just be a Changeling, and you can be any of them depending on your mood.
Too tall to be a goblin, but enough physical deterioration to be a mummy. Let's go.
Chaos gremlin time, let’s go
"Not elegant enough for goblin?
Try Kobold!"
"Goblin it is."
*Frying pan has been equipped*
I would say I'm a little too domesticated to be a goblin. Maybe more of a gentle forest hag.
Good! The world needs more eerie but pleasant witches haunting the woods. The world lacks wonder without them.
Sometimes you just wanna be a little chaos goblin. Make mischief, get up to some shenaninganery. Overthrow the king! Steal pies, that sort of thing!
I get to be the music comment! This is Time Will Catch Me First by Peter Crowley. Love this song so much.
Thanks! I always recognize the song but never remember the name whenever it is from Peter Crowley
That vampire is so good omg???
Goblin is the best choice anyway
goblins are survivalists
Goblins are terrifying if done correctly.
I don't know, dudes got a killer BBEG laugh. Serious potential there.
Goblins can have a good time. You have to be crazy to be one.
AIN'T NO STOPPING PARTY GOBLINS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
PARTY GOBLINS IN THE HOOOOUSE TONIGHT...
...wait...
What happened to the house?
Of course, you could be a Warwick Davis type of goblin (he played Griphook in the Deathly Hollows films and Professor Flintwick)
And the titular character of the Leprechaun movies!
Also, Willow
Goblins are the best. Especially we Wall Goblins 😈
Goblin really is the universal creature.
Werewolves live as humans most the time
Vampires hide amongst humans
Goblins pretend to be humans by standing on each other’s shoulders.
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US!
GOBLIN TIME BAYBEEEEEEEEEE!!
It’s awesome how gobins went from being somewhat depictions of Jewish hate (depending on who wrote the story) to goofy chaos chasers
Not elegant enough to be a vampire....
Not jock enough to be a werewolf...
Not chaotic enough to be a goblin...
But maybe... just maybe... hairy enough to Rock and Stone!
Reject vampire, return to goblin
What if your not elegant, jock, or silly, but instead super chill with a secret unbridled rage that’s fuelled by sorrow
Ghost
@ oh yeah, it’s spooky time lads 👻
Goblin it shall REMAIN
Not elegant enough for vampire, not jock enough for werewolf, not wacky crazy enough for goblin...
*Sigh*
Zombie it is then.
Sigh.... Every Halloween, I have to make the same choice.
Not *Elegant* Enough to be a *Vampire.*
Not *Strong* Enough to be a *Werewolf.*
But you are *Ugly* Enough to be a *Goblin.*
I dont even have to finish the video to like it cuz you always cook up some bangers
Let's make goblin characters together
I'll go first:
Unstable goblin sorcerer overloaded with magic and desire for explosions
(Shakes like a chihuahua)
More jock vampires
More twink wearwolfs please!
There’s something so satisfying about well-delivered chaotic laughter
Goblin is always the best choice.
“Godspeed, Spider-Man!!!”
Kobold. Everyone forgets about us Kobolds
Nah, Goblin isn’t chaotic enough. Kobold it is!
"Too greedy too be goblin...
*"dragon it is.."*
Give in. It is inevitable. It is the truth
Goblin Slayer has entered the chat
Vile disgusting creatures!
His tongue created a little heart
That's cute ❤
Personally I’m an eldritch Being beyond mortal comprehension but pop off goblin kings
Not chaotic enough to be a goblin
Not dead enough to be a Zombie
Not evil enough to be a Demon
Not magic enough to be a witch
Not short enough to be a halfling
Not tall enough to be an elf
Not brutish enough to be an orc
Not... human enough.... to be a human
Hmmmm
**Spots Plasmoid** Perfection
Finally punky bringinng us some handsome men but goblins are always the best.
With that voice the guy is going to be the Goblin King
Bros funna be the most goblinest goblin of all time
The origin of Frying Pan Goblin *CLANG*
The laugh and the music tells me the world is about to go both south and brown.😮
My homie just joined the rage gobling gang!!! Hells yeah brother! Lets goooooo!!!!!! 😎
I am about to go full on gremlin, with a modern spin, time to glitch everything!
I fucken resonate with this so fucking much. I am most definitely the goblin of my group.
That laugh stirred something in me, really pulled me out of a daze 😈
I was half expecting his voice to change into the Frying Pan Goblins towards the end, lol.
"Not elegant enough to be a vampire" He says in a very elegant voice
I am a goblin wizard named "blorbo bleebus" in honor of the great blorbo Bleebus and completely agree that goblins are awesome!
some sort of mind goblin
Deez Nuts
Can we all just agree that, not only is the art SPOT ON, but the voice acting is 10/10 top notch?!
This speaks to me...somehow...
Race: Goblin
Class: Fighter
Main Weapon: Iron Frying Pan
this is how a dnd player's villain route begins:
Me when i'm transported to the isekai world (gotta minmax my race stats)
I think i could be a vampire, i tryed today my embroided red corset and my leather pencil skirt with nylons on and that looks pretty elegant. Okay, definitly in the way Dominatrix but who say vampires cant be sadiststic doms?
the laugh is excellent. you outdid yourself here.
Why does the vampire look like Zack Speaks Giant?? 😅
Also really really funny memes, i love it as always.
And thus began the legend of...
THE MIND GOBLIN.
Love the new poster. But, can we put it on a AB side pillow?
Weirdos find other Weirdos....😂😂😂
Reject vampire. Return to goblin
And he's just standing there, GOBLINATING!
Oh is that why people keep calling me a werewolf? Because im jacked?
I always thought it was because I have shaggy long hair, I become a different person once a month, I get fascinated by the moon, and bark and growl at my dogs to tell them what to do.
Just wait until you unlock psionics. Mind goblin it the best goblin!
I was waiting for "not ugly enough to be a goblin". 😭
All of your art, I want on t-shirts (I already have Fireball and the bling-wizards).
"Not elegant enough" and "not jock enough" implies he is elegant and jock to some extent. So imagine a sophisticated yet jacked goblin
OMG I feel this in my SOUL!
As a leprechaun I would like to ask which type of goblin you are going for
you don’t necessarily have to be a jock to be a werewolf, you just have to be.. you know, :3
a similar thing is true for vampires, but for them you just have to achieve a certain level of fruitiness and the rest can come from there
GANGSTA ENOUGH TO BE A GOBLIN FRFR
Fun fact! The word Varkolak can be used to describe vampires, werewolves AND goblins!
Sometimes when you run out of other options, you just have to start goblin.
GOBLIN DEEZ NUTZ!
GOBLIN ROSE UP 🗣️🗣️🗣️💥
Based on the Player's Handbook, I am obviously a Half-Elf. Don't feel 100% at home in most social situations, end up having to be the diplomat/therapist way too much. My level of tolerance for other people has suffered because of it, and I wish I weren't that way.
Vampires come out during the night, the werewolf is a monthly occurrence..but goblin? Goblins are true chaos lol
Not chaotic enough for goblin
Not chill enough for hobbit
Not green enough for Ent
Troll it is
So you wish to be a vampire but settle for a goblin? Graceful enough to be a swan.
This calls to my soul!!
somehow this reminded me of "Pun-Pun", aka "the most powerful D&D character ever"...
a Kobold Druid.
a clever player, while reading a "supplemental" source book, came up with an absurd "exploit": a Kobold Druid, with the right skills and a specific creature for a "familiar", could permanently buff all his stats to UNLIMITED levels, AND learn every single "spell-like ability" in the book.
Just imagine becoming a Vampire has nothing to do with getting bitten, it's just when you reach peak elegance. And the jocks suddenly turn into werewolfes when they achieve peak jock.