22:30 *“After serving three consecutive life sentences, they have found that I am eternal.”* If that isn’t a fucking power statement, I don’t know what is.
5:04 is the start of one of the greatest sequences in modern cinema. "The rising of hatsyII" is still talked about with a wonderment and reverence few other films have achieved.
@@briarblack7437 The guy who literally called for a white ethnostate and said that "Black people dilute gene pool". Yes, he is a white supremacist. You moron.
I made some kind of high-pitched wheezing sound when I heard "Only my heart conditions and breathing can defeat me". Also, how advanced is the character creation in this f**king game?
DOS THOU EYES PERCIEVE ME, BUT DOES THE BATTLE BUTS THRICE BESHONE DOWN ON THIS MAKILED EARPTH, IT BE! THE BATTLE BUTS III, THE TRILOGY TO ENDITH ALL TRILIOGIOLIES! THOUT GODITH LYLE MC DOUCHBEYG HAS BLESSED US ALL!
Jontron with real life actually Phil Swift of FlexTape and now Dad preparing for battle butts AGAIN!? God has come back a very merry Christmas this year shall be...
Dad Lyle if you’re listening please, return to oneyplays soon or if you ever do another Spoilers Ahead do it on Slender Man or Splender Wo-Man, cause that movie was fucking dumb.
Lyle is legitimately my favorite RUclipsr and content creator in general, and it warms my fucking heart someone else out there has a weird detailed memory of Clockstoppers.
I only came here for more Hatsy. I can say for sure I’m more than satisfied, also that anime montage with him and you saying “...the speed force Hatsy!” Made me lose my collective shit.
"Hip to be square" is a song by Huey Lewis and THE NEWS and was recently parodied in a RUclips video called "fuck bees" Does art imitate life, or does life imitate art?
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22:30
*“After serving three consecutive life sentences, they have found that I am eternal.”*
If that isn’t a fucking power statement, I don’t know what is.
"I will not die in jail."
you are wise, you will close your eyes and go to sleep now.
he's just...too badass!
Dracula Flow energy from that statement.
Came for funny fights with silly characters, stayed to watch a woman combat a manofestation of her fear of motherhood
Catherine 2?
XD
5:30 came to seee dick, stayed for the speedforce
Don't forget the cockhorse who did the same thing
Bill Cosby being immortal and having the ability to summon swords is the plot of the upcoming Cosby Show movie
Remember that episode where Fat Albert and the gang enact street justice on Bill Cosby?
*documentary
Now we know how he was released from prison
Dad has returned from the store!
It sure did take him a while to get those cigarettes
Mine actually just did the exact moment I read this
My dad's still buying milk. I think he got lost bc he's been gone for 10 years
“How bad do you think we could get before Twitch bans us?”
Lyle: “Do it”
That’s why I love his humor.
"You look like a real pain in the ass" 1:35
Homer knows what he can expect up his rear if he loses
Oh no...
@@legopostmalone9239 Oh yes...
He did lose though
that hatsy part was so emotional.
The battle of the fedora wearing incels drove me to tears
@@kirbyis4ever amen
@@kirbyis4ever amen
Does anyone know what the name of the track that played during that hatsy fight?
@@Frodudus I had already found it there but I swear it wasn't there the first time I watched the video on release. he must have added it later
Moms boyfriend legitimately looks like my stepdad
Two Christmases!
Lol
It looks like everyone's step dad
*HEY SPORT*
*JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT YOUR DAD DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME*
A fly with human arms and legs running torwards me at full propulsion has to be the scariest shit I could imagine
5:04 is the start of one of the greatest sequences in modern cinema. "The rising of hatsyII" is still talked about with a wonderment and reverence few other films have achieved.
Remember your mother's eyes Hatsy!!!
The Throb Golbin should have been named the Throblin
It's Hob Goblin from Spiderman
@@CameraColossus I got the reference I just like Throbiln more cause it's dumb
Nah GoblinAssassinCock
Only Sanity Not Included fans would get this old reference.
Lyle no my body can't take it
dad thanks for finally bringing the milk home
there's no Gold behind our Premieres
7:49 he just yeetus that feetus
That some will'e coyote yeet
You're almost beating JonTron in the frequency of Uploads. Keep up the good work
Hopefully they'rr not beating him in the frequency of being white supremacists
17thknight please stop, go outside, and enjoy your day.
@@17thknight
Yeah. Jon fucking ***Jafari*** is a white supremacist. Good job dumbass.
@@17thknight Autism as a hell if a drug.
@@briarblack7437 The guy who literally called for a white ethnostate and said that "Black people dilute gene pool". Yes, he is a white supremacist. You moron.
I'm mad about the Thanos because it was proportional
SOMEHOW
XD
6:29 This is just like the episode where Mr. Krabs molts his shell
Sp00n has really learned from Dad. At first, he was freaking out at his dumb creations, and now he's making ones that would make Dad proud.
I come back and watch this all the time. One of my favorite RUclips videos of all time.
Lyle's neckbeard voice is just Xavier Renegade Angel
@Charles Hastings OOOH! Frittata
I know who I'm gonna make in the character creator now!
Now that you mention it, he looks eerily like a joke custom character
Incelerator: You shall be punished for your incelence
Nice
He requires a steady supply of incelin lest he die o'betas
Is it weird that the thing with hatsy at 5:06 gave me goose bumps
"you may find some things obscene"
literally one second later: THE FLY
Dude. Everyone remembers Clockstoppers. No one fucking knows why, we just all do. It be like that.
I love that Lyle has effective MASTERED the Valdo style specifically for Hatsy. :)
I gotta say, you guys come out with the weirdest god damn characters. And I love them all. (Amendeus II is my new favorite)
"Tell me Ammendus. Do they call it the Second Amendment because that's how long it took for the founding fathers to say OOPS?"
Mine is Penor (the lovable fan favorite character), obviously.
I love how each character is a stand up routine
7:44 he slid into her dm's and she slid him right back out
The worst thing about Mom's Boyfriend isn't that he's trying to replace your dad; It's that Lyle chose to get good at Astaroth. Who does that shit?
"Get over here, my chewy child~"
... what
This is exactly what I need
Let's make EVO give these two their own stage
1:07 I guess The Fly is really a horsefly.
HatsyII: The TRUE final boss of Octopath
Boss? I think you mean hero.
That "MomsBF" bit hit too close to home
I guess you could say Skelton John snuffed out Yoshi-mitsu...*Like a Candle in The Wind*
This gives a whole new meaning to Mustang Dong
Your commentary is actually really funny and clever holy shit
I’ll wait until the end of time for episode 4
27:03 for the greatest plot twist of our time
I made some kind of high-pitched wheezing sound when I heard "Only my heart conditions and breathing can defeat me". Also, how advanced is the character creation in this f**king game?
VERY
XD
1:05 he became a *horse fly*.
6:31 Plankton: GOOD GRAVY, HE'S NAKED!
DOS THOU EYES PERCIEVE ME, BUT DOES THE BATTLE BUTS THRICE BESHONE DOWN ON THIS MAKILED EARPTH, IT BE! THE BATTLE BUTS III, THE TRILOGY TO ENDITH ALL TRILIOGIOLIES! THOUT GODITH LYLE MC DOUCHBEYG HAS BLESSED US ALL!
1:06 I guess you could say its a *Horse Fly*
IM DYING LMAO
Jontron with real life actually Phil Swift of FlexTape and now Dad preparing for battle butts AGAIN!? God has come back a very merry Christmas this year shall be...
Dad Lyle if you’re listening please, return to oneyplays soon or if you ever do another Spoilers Ahead do it on Slender Man or Splender Wo-Man, cause that movie was fucking dumb.
Lyle grunt-screaming gives me SNI nostalgia
Lyle is legitimately my favorite RUclipsr and content creator in general, and it warms my fucking heart someone else out there has a weird detailed memory of Clockstoppers.
Your voice in the hazbin ads are hilarious thank you
Looks like Yoshi got Crocodile rocked
Longest and best Battle Butts episode yet!
Please Lyle, there must be more. I need more Battles of the Butts.
Life is forfeit without Hatsy.
Hatsy... had a hard life.
It's time to let him rest.
12:35 is just a video game version of those two kids role-playing as Sora and Riku in a parking lot
"Oh, we're both mummies! No, God damn it!"
8:45 Hey look, Lyle predicted the Sonic movie design
The whole "Appropriator" part had me in stitches
IT'S OVER BEFORE IT'S BEGUN
And now we wait for soul calibur VII for battle butts IV...
Previous Battle Butts have been my favourite videos of all time. Lyle's creations are always brilliant.
The fly looks like a turtle with red nuts doing a hand stand.
The next time I play Pathfinder with my friends, I’m going to play a Gunslinger and name him Ammendius the Second.
5:07
Can we just talk about how anime is this fight?
Please do more, this is the most funniest thing ive ever watched
When DK did the super, he should have said "BANANA SLAMMA"
“NOT AGAIN!”
“You mean, not a-GUN”
Holy shit my sides
When the fly used its ult, i guess you could say it became a... horsefly.
I feel like there is a whole ton of lore I dont know about hatsy and I want to know
I love how long Lyle’s character last in regards to the others
I love how right before it ended i was like i miss this and then not even a second later lyle said it
This has no business being this funny.
mom’s bf should have had the orb to show he is dad
I really hope Street Fight 6 character customization allows Lyle to make a new video like this.
"What was that?!"
"An attack on the free press!"
Shit, you guys are hilarious.
I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG AND IT'S HERE!
Thanks RUclips recommendation! Haven't laughed that hard for some time now, your channel is awesome
Do you ever click on a video, thinking “yes, just yes.”
Oh man it's been too long, these are always so freaking amazing, I shared them with my friends and everything, yes dood!!
Real shit, you're still one of the funniest people on youtube. I wish you would upload more often
Hey if Penor gets a flawless victory, does that mean he's un-cut?
12:23 this matchup reminds me of that old video of two kids reenacting scenes from Kingdom Hearts in a snowy parking lot lol.
I was waiting for this and it's even better than I could have ever imagined
This video made me laugh so hard I got hiccups while hungover and also had to run to the bathroom bc I almost shit my pants from laughing. 10/10
12:26
O
M
G
XD
omfg the neckbeard battle noooo
was that Mister Crow from Unreal Tournament 2004?
wasn't expecting that one
MMMMMMMMMMMISTER CROW!
this is my favorite episode of oneyplays
The Sequel I waited for, for YEARS.
I was waiting for this for so long!
don't know if this had been said yet in the comments but using nightmare is perfect for the fly as his ultimate move id becoming a 'horsefly'
15:40 it's criminal how badass this improv is
I only came here for more Hatsy. I can say for sure I’m more than satisfied, also that anime montage with him and you saying “...the speed force Hatsy!” Made me lose my collective shit.
YES!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR FOREVER!
This was 30 minutes of greatness.
1:33 I'm genuinely shocked that this isn't age-restricted, Jesus Christ...
I remember watching Battle Butts 1 when I was still a kid that loved SNI...I missed Lyle and Sp00n together.
This was a pleasant surprise found on a superbly shitty day. Thank u much Papa Lyle
1:33 oh goodness
I still get chills when Hatsy wins
"Hip to be square" is a song by Huey Lewis and THE NEWS and was recently parodied in a RUclips video called "fuck bees"
Does art imitate life, or does life imitate art?
I... Have WAITED YEARS FOR THIS