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    Golf-loving Thurnis Haley's moments from the first season of Loiter Squad.
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  • @edelmiraorozco9597
    @edelmiraorozco9597 7 лет назад +11376

    ever wonder if that Asian dude ever went back to playing golf

    • @oleeyahderzon8361
      @oleeyahderzon8361 6 лет назад +167

      Edelmira Orozco I need to know

    • @thewayitwas
      @thewayitwas 5 лет назад +946

      Yeah. He went off to become Tiger Woods.

    • @nucoler
      @nucoler 5 лет назад +409

      And the Asian dudes name? Albert Einstein.

    • @shoeIace
      @shoeIace 5 лет назад +273

      He did, his name is Tiger Woods.
      He’s actually the best golf player in the world now all thanks to Thurnis.

    • @jacobtaylor271
      @jacobtaylor271 4 года назад +23

      Every day 😂😂

  • @ketgala
    @ketgala 7 лет назад +11744

    Hey, hey, you don't have to raise your voice.

  • @Lord_Lionidas
    @Lord_Lionidas 6 лет назад +5115

    U like laundry detergent, "i sell it", hey hey u dont have to raise ur voice

    • @Bigdaddy099
      @Bigdaddy099 4 года назад +6

      Lionidas 434 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tannerholmes1587
      @tannerholmes1587 4 года назад +16

      Yep. That is indeed what he said.

  • @jeboyconner4334
    @jeboyconner4334 4 года назад +3760

    Remove the mustache and it’s something tyler would actually wear

  • @damien1077
    @damien1077 7 лет назад +5502

    "I'm not that good either, I'm great" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wh1chkraft
    @wh1chkraft 7 лет назад +8637

    i can't wait to see Tyler actually grow old

    • @zachiglesias439
      @zachiglesias439 7 лет назад +364

      Joyce Hu He's still gonna be skating and turning up!

    • @shozitv4842
      @shozitv4842 5 лет назад +40

      Joyce Hu NOOO

    • @bugkid1323
      @bugkid1323 5 лет назад +120

      he’s immortal

    • @MotiveCap
      @MotiveCap 5 лет назад +28

      @feliciasteaparty 27?

    • @dylandavid9611
      @dylandavid9611 5 лет назад +89

      Funny cuz he’s dressing up here, but now he wears and sells the exact same stuff

  • @spacefunkybob
    @spacefunkybob 7 лет назад +7091

    I love how you can just sense how terrified the Asian man is

    • @yello.universe4164
      @yello.universe4164 7 лет назад +45

      TedBearMan 💀💀💀fr

    • @grimey92
      @grimey92 6 лет назад +106

      TedBearMan 😂😂😂💯😂💯 *I cun do it*

    • @nanobotjr
      @nanobotjr 6 лет назад +33

      TedBearMan No I'm pretty sure he's been on the show before

    • @aviverde9031
      @aviverde9031 5 лет назад +51

      hes never terrified. hes just fucking asian.

    • @cav5659
      @cav5659 5 лет назад +68

      But you can tell that he’s really not terrified though lmao

  • @supersudds3576
    @supersudds3576 7 лет назад +3329

    his face when he snorts the detergent

  • @Seven-cv9my
    @Seven-cv9my 7 лет назад +2033

    "I remember, we left the movie theater to see the Notebook 2, and we got the call - 'Charleston..broke his back, trying to suck his own peter' - I said *WHAT*"

    • @blackmetal4546
      @blackmetal4546 4 года назад +51

      They left the theater to see a movie?

    • @jomacris8109
      @jomacris8109 4 года назад +8

      Flawless execution

    • @companymigo9342
      @companymigo9342 3 года назад +1

      Lmao. I saiddd..."whaaaat?!"

    • @ntbored7727
      @ntbored7727 2 года назад +4

      Lmao “ we left the movie theater to see the Notebook 2” where’d they watch the movie then? 🍿😂

    • @boomdogg38
      @boomdogg38 Год назад +1

      I still quote this randomly

  • @gabryielbeard5529
    @gabryielbeard5529 7 лет назад +1456

    "I'm not that good either...I'm great" * looks off into the distance *

  • @daioncrumbley2046
    @daioncrumbley2046 4 года назад +990

    2:57 the earliest sign of Earfquake

    • @icantd0math
      @icantd0math 4 года назад +12

      Daion Crumbley YESSSSS

    • @tacklefatkids
      @tacklefatkids 4 года назад +203

      Sounds more like Smuckers not Earfquake tbh

    • @butimacheerleader
      @butimacheerleader 4 года назад +37

      Yes because every piano melody sounds the same?

    • @tacklefatkids
      @tacklefatkids 4 года назад +2

      @@butimacheerleader ???

    • @jamallewis260
      @jamallewis260 4 года назад +21

      @@tacklefatkids He's saying it's just a piano melody that has no connection to any official tyler song damn

  • @SCWood
    @SCWood 6 лет назад +871

    "the first time I had sex was in one of those, i was about five"
    I should watch more adult swim.

  • @wanahsims
    @wanahsims 6 лет назад +448

    "Oh ok, whatever you say." *Stares in pervert*

    • @lldj14
      @lldj14 3 года назад +2

      _Stares in School Shooter_

  • @kingjayy3313
    @kingjayy3313 7 лет назад +3937

    I swear Tyler is the coolest person ever.

    • @shane6259
      @shane6259 7 лет назад +70

      King Jayy
      I read this as "Tyler is an extra terrestrial jew" at first

    • @heather4619
      @heather4619 6 лет назад +28

      Shane tyler the creator is an extraterrestrial jew

    • @shane6259
      @shane6259 6 лет назад +30

      i don't care i forgot how high i was when i wrote this 😂😂

    • @lanam6020
      @lanam6020 4 года назад +6

      It’s not Tyler it’s Thurnis Haley

    • @egirlmarriana1616
      @egirlmarriana1616 4 года назад

      King Jayy yesss!!!

  • @burify
    @burify 4 года назад +231

    tyler gives motivational speech:
    literally 1 second later: *does a line of laundry detergent*

    • @corysmith7148
      @corysmith7148 Год назад

      OHHH! WATCH OUT FOR THAT BIG ASS.. DETERGENT!

  • @yeonjunstargirl
    @yeonjunstargirl 4 года назад +538

    “I. CAN. DO. IT!!”
    “icandoit.”

  • @SatanSupimpa
    @SatanSupimpa 4 года назад +458

    Tyler 2019 is exactly Thurnis Hayley without the mustache.

    • @SatanSupimpa
      @SatanSupimpa 2 месяца назад +1

      It's 2024 and now he also has a mustache.

  • @asnws4923
    @asnws4923 3 года назад +569

    imagine if tyler actually acts like this when he gets old

  • @tyjohnson8661
    @tyjohnson8661 3 года назад +165

    The “ Hey! Hey! Hey!” after he snorted the line of detergent has me rolling 😂😂😭💀

  • @THCv3
    @THCv3 7 лет назад +440

    where has this been all my life

    • @csieg123
      @csieg123 7 лет назад +10

      Before Tax adult swim!

  • @CKrup
    @CKrup 4 года назад +395

    2:17 as funny as this is, it's honestly good advice and good motivation. Hope the dude actually started golfing again and hope he breaks 100 this time

  • @jayvioncompton9504
    @jayvioncompton9504 4 года назад +199

    1:41 The quiet kid when you’re making fun of him

    • @Chozen-um3pv
      @Chozen-um3pv 3 года назад +11

      *reaches into bag*

    • @kofuku6451
      @kofuku6451 3 года назад +2

      OH-

    • @tk17network22
      @tk17network22 3 года назад

      @@Chozen-um3pv pulls out ak47 the quiet kid: your all gonna die

  • @marshall7590
    @marshall7590 7 лет назад +589

    Tyler is the shit

  • @billiamlongbottom5542
    @billiamlongbottom5542 7 лет назад +660

    I really can't wait for Tyler to actually be old

    • @broderick4915
      @broderick4915 3 года назад +13

      I can wait

    • @cho1e526
      @cho1e526 2 года назад

      im your 600th like 😍
      edit: now im your 599 Like 😕

  • @burnsey7644
    @burnsey7644 7 лет назад +629

    i'm crying tyler is the best

  • @ThePepe969
    @ThePepe969 4 года назад +125

    1:50 that guy's face would be something straight out of the office lmao

  • @karlgarza7338
    @karlgarza7338 7 лет назад +440

    I am sweating

  • @TK-cs1qc
    @TK-cs1qc 5 лет назад +110

    The bleep when he swears makes it funnier😂😂

  • @liamcresswell2419
    @liamcresswell2419 7 лет назад +478

    Tyler is the funniest man on earth

    • @Eyecandy1
      @Eyecandy1 6 лет назад +1

      Swag Papi lol ikr😂💀

    • @Grym0626
      @Grym0626 2 года назад +1

      He low key is

  • @touchmycamerathroughthefence
    @touchmycamerathroughthefence 3 года назад +31

    0:43
    "Do you like balls?"
    "hah? Wha--"
    "Me too"
    "hah?"
    "Huh?"
    "What'd you say? You-- do I like *golf* balls?"
    "yes"
    "Yeah!"

  • @nimanixo
    @nimanixo 4 года назад +122

    Tyler really be dressing like this now

  • @passingthrough1055
    @passingthrough1055 7 лет назад +241

    1:50 was beautiful

  • @marisamacabre
    @marisamacabre 7 лет назад +323

    I was about five

  • @adleymonterroso5140
    @adleymonterroso5140 7 лет назад +630

    tell me why I'm high AF and when that gold club hit the camera man I flinched hard af

    • @IFinnixHD
      @IFinnixHD 7 лет назад +55

      you're the most cringey kid ever...

    • @izaiaz12
      @izaiaz12 6 лет назад +14

      I fucking hate drugs and still flinched a lot, lmao.

    • @GeorgetheGreat
      @GeorgetheGreat 6 лет назад

      Adley Monterroso lmaoooo

    • @GeorgetheGreat
      @GeorgetheGreat 6 лет назад +11

      kkaide how is that cringey? That's hilarious hahaa

    • @ph6ntm
      @ph6ntm 6 лет назад +4

      gawt damn, i saw my spirit leave my body

  • @2canz814
    @2canz814 7 лет назад +280

    2:51 Hey, Hey, Hey 😂😂😂😂

  • @stangerthings2684
    @stangerthings2684 11 месяцев назад +11

    1:33
    The way he said,
    “woouukay….whateva you say” had me DYING😭😭

  • @DJ-sf2cr
    @DJ-sf2cr 4 года назад +43

    1:30-2:04 had me weak “Hey Hey you don’t have to raise your voice” 😂😂😂😂

  • @gravymachine9679
    @gravymachine9679 4 года назад +229

    6’5 220 guy: i’ll beat you tf up no cap
    me reachin for my 19: 1:40

  • @CTF1998
    @CTF1998 4 года назад +57

    4:05 He almost breaks character

  • @noahkerchner209
    @noahkerchner209 5 лет назад +127

    3:00 is that the piano from earfquake lmao

  • @jaredhiers6793
    @jaredhiers6793 5 лет назад +113

    1:40 james charles when men say theyre straight

  • @crack3492
    @crack3492 3 года назад +35

    Tyler’s so amazing for this 😭❤️ .
    2:22

  • @ellievampmtf
    @ellievampmtf 7 лет назад +24

    *Swings and ball goes 10 feet* "... Look at dat bitch"

  • @cartierjoaquin
    @cartierjoaquin 6 лет назад +107

    *hey hey you don’t have to raise your voice*

  • @estelapalafox9795
    @estelapalafox9795 5 лет назад +28

    No one:
    Tyler:
    Hey hey u dont have to raise ur voice
    I love so much 🤣

  • @mayrapargas8921
    @mayrapargas8921 6 лет назад +25

    1:55 JIM from The Office 😂

  • @ALLCAPS
    @ALLCAPS 7 лет назад +164

    who else fucking flinched at 4:04 ??

  • @53darkknight53
    @53darkknight53 5 лет назад +14

    "do you like balls?"
    "yes... Wait, golf balls right?"

  • @Goblin.The.Bastard
    @Goblin.The.Bastard 7 лет назад +136

    I can do it

  • @fernandosepulveda8748
    @fernandosepulveda8748 4 года назад +25

    4:03 did anyone else flinch lol

  • @pancakes4690
    @pancakes4690 4 года назад +24

    Nobody:
    My Grandpa after i showed him youtube: 3:52

  • @pringledingle9741
    @pringledingle9741 6 лет назад +10

    The sudden cut from 2:44 to 2:47 is perfection

  • @pabl0ser
    @pabl0ser 7 лет назад +128

    Tyler!

  • @kattyude8256
    @kattyude8256 7 лет назад +85

    1:16 tho😂😂😂😭

  • @corysmith7148
    @corysmith7148 Год назад +6

    2023 and I still can't stop watching 😂 "they found him like this, he was like, aye doctor help.. my back!"

  • @DamagedFn-ct9rr
    @DamagedFn-ct9rr Год назад +15

    3:38 his reaction always gets me 😂😂😂😂

  • @yoter6969
    @yoter6969 4 года назад +8

    I sell laundry detergent-
    *hey hey, don't have to raise your voice.*

  • @Leiluisa
    @Leiluisa 4 года назад +14

    I can't even tell a joke without laughing half way through it

  • @buckashisensei
    @buckashisensei 4 года назад +9

    "Oh watch out for that big ass detergent " 😂

  • @holamami5206
    @holamami5206 7 лет назад +40

    He reminds me of my Pop Pop

  • @eliandabilities
    @eliandabilities 4 года назад +18

    Thurnis is by far one of my favorite characters

  • @nipeldikstapel2312
    @nipeldikstapel2312 4 года назад +19

    2:47
    that’s it. that’s all i have to say.

    • @dinomine3000
      @dinomine3000 4 года назад +7

      hey, hey, hey, a man has fallen into the rive in lego city

  • @Pbot9
    @Pbot9 5 лет назад +16

    2:06 I’ve seen this clip so many times but I’ve never noticed Tyler’s fake mustache

  • @crazyaces99
    @crazyaces99 5 лет назад +12

    2:56 lowkey sounded like the begining of SMUCKERS

  • @user-jp3vw1xy3k
    @user-jp3vw1xy3k 5 лет назад +54

    I CAN DO IT
    I can do et
    I CAN DO IT
    I can do et
    I CAN DO IT
    I can do et
    YOU CAN DO IT
    ok

  • @orangeafternoon_exe
    @orangeafternoon_exe 2 года назад +5

    - Do u like golfin?
    - Yeah.
    - Do ya like balls?
    - Yeah

  • @baileyin24
    @baileyin24 7 лет назад +69

    even though the asian dude aaid i can do it, it sounds like he sayin i cant do it

  • @magicmajed5148
    @magicmajed5148 2 года назад +6

    I like to think that the guy who quit golf actually got really inspired by what tyler said to him and went on to play golf again

  • @OrdinaryBlackGirl
    @OrdinaryBlackGirl Год назад +3

    1:49 (you don't have to raise your voice)gets me very time 😭

  • @yesDX
    @yesDX 6 лет назад +5

    Omg 3:34. "OHHH WATCH OUT FOR THAT BIG ASS DETERGENT!!! I'M GETTING TF OUTTA HERE"

  • @soldyrkare5790
    @soldyrkare5790 5 лет назад +7

    "Oh, watch out for that big ass detergent" 😂

  • @tennisracket166
    @tennisracket166 Год назад +4

    "You know I didn't learn how to wash 'till I was about 38"
    1:04😂

  • @filipefialho429
    @filipefialho429 7 лет назад +64

    1:32 until 1:57 ... .. life is good..

  • @VenusVixenTarot
    @VenusVixenTarot 6 лет назад +5

    I love the guy who he makes say “I can do it” he looks so innocent LMAO

  • @Dee-vd9ur
    @Dee-vd9ur 4 года назад +9

    Crush: be honest with me what did you do before this
    Me: 0:57

  • @SomethingWithZ
    @SomethingWithZ 2 года назад +6

    Ironic that this was posted by adult swim uk but he was banned in the uk

  • @alenkooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    @alenkooooooooooooooooooooooooo 4 года назад +14

    4:02 i swear to god i almost never get jumpscared but damn it Tyler😂

  • @LonnieHarper1988
    @LonnieHarper1988 4 года назад +8

    Later on in live he lived as a golf man 2:34

  • @deimos6809
    @deimos6809 5 лет назад +14

    Tyler could be a motivational speaker

  • @habibiman4261
    @habibiman4261 6 лет назад +26

    my mate actually snorted washing powder once

  • @AURA912
    @AURA912 Год назад +4

    4:04 Looking back it was a high safety risk just being around tyler lmaooo

  • @kyreewilliams6129
    @kyreewilliams6129 6 лет назад +6

    Legend has it, the guy at 2:23 went on to be the greatest golfer of all time

  • @chasincash8594
    @chasincash8594 5 лет назад +6

    1:32 best part LOL

  • @nicolasjeanpierre
    @nicolasjeanpierre 6 лет назад +24

    3:50-4:33 will forever be hilarious

  • @jrich2145
    @jrich2145 6 лет назад +47

    i dont know why but he kind of reminds me of brandon rodgers

    • @chyenne7248
      @chyenne7248 5 лет назад +3

      Jozza Beats YESSSSS I WAS THINKING THIS😂They both have spontaneous personalities they should collaborate lolll

  • @grandmacoraima1756
    @grandmacoraima1756 4 года назад +7

    1:45 that stare 🤣

  • @runitup2872
    @runitup2872 7 лет назад +47

    Who else flinched at 4:07

  • @bakedbeans990
    @bakedbeans990 2 года назад +5

    Tyler’s jokes make me way to happy I swear to god-

  • @6789drummerdude
    @6789drummerdude 4 года назад +16

    2:47 - 2:55 : me when I start partying harder than everyone else at the party

  • @chelseasantos8048
    @chelseasantos8048 4 года назад +16

    Why doesn’t Tyler age already he’s looked the same for a whole decade 🤣

  • @maggnify7844
    @maggnify7844 7 лет назад +16

    "My hip broke..." 😂

  • @mykeanthony519
    @mykeanthony519 4 года назад +6

    “Ya know I didn’t learn how to wash til I was about 38”

  • @masterxploder5160
    @masterxploder5160 4 года назад +5

    Just a reminder that this man won a Grammy. Awesome stuff!

  • @fckmchngrl
    @fckmchngrl 3 года назад +6

    0:37 foreshadowing

  • @jamarigreene2035
    @jamarigreene2035 4 года назад +18

    2:47 best part

  • @Jay-yb2qi
    @Jay-yb2qi 4 года назад +2

    0:54 "balls nigga" 😭😭 Tyler is so articulate

  • @24shayda
    @24shayda 4 года назад +3

    Him putting the golf balls in the washer has me weak as fuck every time 😂😂

  • @shrudd
    @shrudd 3 года назад +2

    “oh watch out for that big ass detergent”

  • @NiqueBlogz
    @NiqueBlogz 3 года назад +2

    “ooooo kay”

  • @riveravelar3523
    @riveravelar3523 2 года назад +2

    About 2 minutes in when he gives that man a speech should be a movie