Dungeons And Dragons: Honor Among Thieves Movie Review and Roast!
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 30 мар 2023
- Dungeons And Dragons Honor Among Thieves Review and Roast
Join this channel to get access to perks:
/ @yeticast
MERCH:
teespring.com/stores/yeticast
LINKS:
Twitter: @yeticast
Minds: @yeticast
Locals: yeticast.locals.com/
RUclips: / yeticast
CHANNEL SUPPORTERS:
Back Yard TARDIS
Queen of the Jungle
Kitty Bear
Rebecca Early
Eric K
Six
Imperitus
Reuben Hays
Grant Gregory
RayJay’s World
Zaxx
Tina Bojan
Bobby Wold
Jack Silver
Mad The Madnificent
Mexican IronMan
Big Rodge
Cardinal Sin
Mongo’s Big Thinks
Queen of the Jungle
Theme Park Casual
Jenna Lyn
#dungeonsanddragons #dnd 
Кино
Remember to leave a comment, like the video, and share it on social media. And if you want to support me, become a channel member!
Good take on the movie Yeti. Watch Tetris next, it was very good.
Thanks!
Stop them with friendship. At that point just shoot love out of your chest and go full Care Bear. I'm surprised they don't put tiny bumblebee wings on that overweight dragon. I know my wife wants to go see this but we have to finish Vox Machina first
That fat dragon had dying of laughter. I almost could have made the whole video just making jokes about it!
That fat dragon sure lets out a lot of grease when it's roasted. I'll take mine well done please.
It comes pre-deep fried!
I have never played the game, and I had a good time with this movie as a comedic take on medieval fantasy films. A lot of the humour and jokes hit for me, the action was fun, and I enjoyed the characters. I was worried going in that I wouldn’t understand anything but the movie was very accessible to a new comer like me that I was happy to walk out with a smile on my face. Great review!
It was great for new people to get into dnd. And thanks, so glad you liked my video!
Did they really named the sorcerer SIMON??? Like...Simon The Sorcerer? Clever!!!(or maybe dumb Idk)
The names were all over the place!
About is predictable as a one legend goblin in a game of hop scotch great line.
So glad you liked it!
Movie looks like dumb fun plus all the D&D puns! Well done yeti! 😅
Thanks! I couldn't help myself lol
Looks to me it's all the dnd tropes, but no story to speak off. I'm also guessing the paladin dies in the first 10 minutes, during some lecture, because paladins, am I right? Probably written by chatGPT. In fact I'll do that now. Enjoy.
FADE IN:
EXT. DRAGON'S LAIR - DAY
The paladin, lecturing the party on proper tactics, is eaten by the dragon. The rest of the party manages to escape with their lives, but they are disheartened and defeated.
INT. TAVERN - NIGHT
The party is sitting at a table, nursing their wounds and their shattered confidence. The bard tries to lighten the mood with a joke, but no one laughs. The druid is lost in thought, and the barbarian is staring off into space. The wizard is the only one who seems to have any fight left in him.
Bard: (Singing melancholicaly): ♪ Paladin was a bit.. Paladin was a bit.. Paladin was a bit.. and is now gone so of a bitch.. ♪"
Barbarian: "I can't believe it. We lost him."
Druid: "I... I don't know what to do. Should we go back in and try to avenge him?"
Wizard: "No, we can't go back in. We barely made it out alive the first time."
Bard: "Guys, I know it's tough, but we have to keep moving forward. These things happen."
Barbarian: "What do you suggest we do, oh great leader?"
Bard: "We can come back to this dragon later, when we're better prepared, and avenge him properly."
Wizard: "Agreed. And in the meantime, I can do some research on dragons and their weaknesses."
BARBARIAN: (grunts) What's the point?
DRUID: (timidly) Maybe we should just...go home?
BARD: (sarcastically) Yeah, let's just give up and let the dragon conquer the world. That's a great plan.
WIZARD: (determined) We need to find a way to defeat the dragon.
BARBARIAN: (grunts) And how are we supposed to do that?
WIZARD: (thoughtful) We need to get stronger. We need to train, and learn new spells, and come up with new tactics.
BARD: (brightening up) Hey, that sounds like a plan. We'll be the best darn dragon slayers this world has ever seen.
DRUID: (hesitantly) But...how do we start?
WIZARD: (smiling) We start by taking odd jobs. We'll earn money, and gain experience, and build up our skills. And then we'll take on bigger and bigger challenges.
BARD: (grinning) Oh jobs.. yeah.. a great idea..
EXT. VARIOUS LOCATIONS - MONTAGE
We see the party taking on odd jobs, from guarding caravans to fighting goblins in a cave. They slowly gain experience and grow stronger.
INT. WIZARD'S WORKSHOP - DAY
The wizard is pouring over his books and scrolls, trying to come up with new spells. The bard walks in, looking bored.
BARD: Hey, whatcha doing?
WIZARD: Trying to come up with a new spell. Something that will help us defeat the dragon.
BARD: (sarcastically) Oh, is that all?
WIZARD: (smiling) It's a work in progress.
INT. TAVERN - NIGHT
The party is sitting at a table, celebrating a recent victory over a band of orcs. The bard stands up on a chair, his lute in hand.
BARD: (clearing his throat) My fellow adventurers, we have come so far. We've fought goblins, and orcs, and trolls. But we're not done yet. There's still a big bad mofo out there, waiting in that lair.
BARD: You know what we need? We need a bardic anthem. Something that will inspire us and strike fear into the hearts of our enemies.
WIZARD: (raising an eyebrow)
BARD: (clearing his throat) ♪ We're the mighty dragon slayers, and we'll never back down. We'll fight until the end, until the dragon's dead and gone. ♪
BARD: ♪ Also avenge the paladin, yeah that part too. ♪
WIZARD: (laughing) I think we'll stick to your speeches, that wasn't as inspir... Bard? BARD! I think I've found the dragon's weakness. Its scales are vulnerable to acid. If we can find a way to douse it in acid, we can defeat it."
Barbarian: "How are we supposed to do that?"
Druid: "Wait a minute, I have an idea. I can turn into an owlbear and use my acid breath to weaken the scales."
Bard: "That's a great plan, but we'll need a distraction to keep the dragon occupied while you do that... anyone?"
Barbarian: "I'll be the distraction. I'll charge in and keep the dragon's attention on me."
The party gears up for the fight and heads back to the dragon's lair. As they approach, the dragon roars, ready to defend its territory.
Barbarian: "I'll take the lead. You guys follow my lead."
The barbarian charges forward, brandishing her battle axe. The dragon snaps its jaws, narrowly missing her.
Barbarian: "Come on, you overgrown lizard! Is that all you got?"
The dragon roars and rears up on its hind legs, preparing to breathe fire.
The bard takes a deep breath, and with a wry grin, he looks at the dragon and says, "Hey dragon, why don't you eat the bard first? He's a little bit bony, but I assure you he's the best bard-b-que you'll ever have!"
The rest of the party cringes, but the dragon actually chuckles at the bard's bad joke, and lowers his guard for a moment. It's just enough time for the party to launch their surprise attack.
Wizard: "Now, druid, go for it!"
The druid transforms into an owlbear and spits a stream of acid at the dragon, weakening its scales. The barbarian seizes the opportunity and delivers a powerful blow with her axe, slicing through the weakened scales and injuring the dragon.
Barbarian: "That's it! Keep it up, guys!"
The party continues to fight, using their combined strength and tactics to whittle down the dragon's health. Finally, after a grueling battle, the dragon falls.
After defeating the dragon, the bard lets out a sigh of relief and says, "Well, I guess that dragon just couldn't handle the heat... or the cold... or the acid... or the lightning... or the slashing... or the piercing... or the bludgeoning... or the spells... or the owlbear polymorph..."
The rest of the party rolls their eyes, but can't help but chuckle.
Druid: "Wait, guys. Look over there. What's that?"
The party sees a pile of documents and scrolls in the dragon's hoard. They investigate.
Wizard: "This is bad. Really bad."
(This comment was huge, so it's continued in replies)
As the group examines the evidence they found in the dragon's lair, they realize that this wasn't just any dragon. This was a servant of a powerful sorcerer known as Zalthor, who was once thought to have been defeated and sealed away in another realm by a legendary hero. But now, it seems that Zalthor has found a way to return to the world and is gathering an army of powerful creatures to aid him in his quest for world domination.
The group knows that they must stop Zalthor at all costs, but they also know that they can't do it alone. They travel to various towns and cities, seeking out other adventurers to aid them in their quest. Along the way, they encounter dangerous monsters, treacherous terrain, and other obstacles, but they never give up.
As they get closer to Zalthor's stronghold, they encounter one of his lieutenants, a powerful demon known as Mephistopheles. Mephistopheles taunts them, telling them that they are too weak to stop Zalthor and that they should just give up and join him instead. The group looks to be intimidated for a spell.
Then the bard steps forward and says, "Hey there, Mephistopheles. You know, I've always heard that devils are supposed to be these big, scary, evil creatures... but you just look like a red, scaly garden gnome."
Mephistopheles snarls in anger and responds, "How dare you insult the great Lord of the Eighth Circle! You will pay for your insolence!"
Bard: "But you know, Mephistopheles, you may be strong, but I bet your horns aren't the only thing that's tiny!"
Mephistopheles growls in fury and charges towards the bard, ready to strike. The rest of the party jumps into action, ready to take on the enraged daemon.
Mephistopheles: "I will burn you all!"
Druid: "Owlbear form!"
Wizard: "I've been saving this one for a special occasion. Meteor Swarm!"
Finally, as Mephistopheles stumbles back from a particularly powerful blow from the barbarian, the bard steps forward and says, "You know, Mephistopheles, I've seen better looking demons in my morning oatmeal."
Mephistopheles roars in rage and lunges towards the bard, but the rest of the party rallies around their bard and lands the final blow that destroys the daemon. The bard grins and says, "I guess I hit a nerve there, huh?"
The group managing to defeat Mephistopheles presses on towards Zalthor's stronghold. They fight their way through hordes of monsters and minions until they finally reach Zalthor himself.
Zalthor is a tall, imposing figure, draped in dark robes and wielding a staff that crackles with dark energy. He greets the group with a cold, disdainful smile.
Zalthor: "Ah, the brave heroes who would dare to challenge me. You are fools, all of you. I have amassed an army of the most powerful creatures in the land. What chance do you have against me?"
Bard: "Well, we may be fools, but we're also pretty stubborn. And we have something that you don't: We have a barbarian!"
Barbarian: "I'm going to enjoy this.. RAAAAGE!!!"
Druid: "For nature!"
Wizard: "Time to show off my true power. Power Word Kill!"
Bard: "You had that all along!?"
The battle between the group and Zalthor is epic, with magic and steel clashing in a dazzling display of power. The group works together seamlessly, covering each other's weaknesses and exploiting each other's strengths. In the end, they manage to defeat Zalthor.
As Zalthor fades away into nothingness, the bard takes a deep breath and says, "Well, I guess you could say Zalthor has zalthored off for good." The rest of the party groans in unison, but can't help but chuckle a little at the bard's cheesy humor. "I think that joke just killed me more than the fight did," the wizard mutters, shaking his head.
Bard: "Well, that was fun. So, anyone up for a drink?"
Barbarian: "Graaah! Drink!"
Druid: "As long as it's not mead. That stuff makes me crazy."
Wizard: "I'll have a water, thanks. I need to replenish my spell slots."
Together, the group heads off into the sunset, ready for whatever adventures the future may hold.
END