Mike Tyson Tried To Fight A Silverback Gorilla

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  • @kunga7622
    @kunga7622 Год назад +34327

    The zookeeper saved Mike's life.... and the gorilla's ear

  • @magnesjberg24
    @magnesjberg24 3 месяца назад +21378

    There's a timeline out there where Mike Tyson died trying to fight a gorilla.

    • @TitanSix
      @TitanSix 3 месяца назад +1927

      Statistically speaking, there is a timeline out there where Mike Tyson fought the same gorilla and beat it until its head was the consistency of toothpaste.
      Edit: This comment has gotten more comments than anything else i’ve ever posted, and I did it when I was half asleep. I don’t have a patreon to donate to, so, uh, glad you enjoy my comment. Stay hydrated.

    • @Redbird_
      @Redbird_ 3 месяца назад +745

      If multiverse exists and there is infinite amounts of timelines
      There was a timeline a gorilla died trying to fight mike tyson , (who was in the zoo)

    • @HowDoYouTurnThisOn_
      @HowDoYouTurnThisOn_ 3 месяца назад +120

      There is a timeline where he won

    • @benswan9081
      @benswan9081 3 месяца назад +44

      @@Redbird_😂😂😂 the original post the thread and then your comment. Mfs going too deep

    • @kpg1973
      @kpg1973 3 месяца назад +51

      ​​@@TitanSixThere are an infinite amount of numbers between 1 and 2 but none of them are 3

  • @yammoto148
    @yammoto148 Год назад +53728

    Gorillas are bigger and stronger than humans, unless Tyson has the punching force of a cartoon anvil falling he has a death wish.

    • @sgt.s.muffins189
      @sgt.s.muffins189 Год назад +4269

      I mean.....
      He *does.....*

    • @johno1544
      @johno1544 Год назад +1364

      Probably like 10x stronger most humans would get wrecked by a 150lb chimp

    • @nope8637
      @nope8637 Год назад +1663

      In his prime he definitely had insane power. But not insane enough to fight a fookin gorilla

    • @danielmeehan6318
      @danielmeehan6318 Год назад +430

      Yeah, a glancing back hand from that gorilla could crack/cave human skulls and/or break their neck.

    • @johno1544
      @johno1544 Год назад +596

      @dayRmansorry its guaranteed he would have lost to a silverback gorilla. Seriously people have no apparent clue how strong they are. They can break trees with their bare hands and shear the bark off with their teeth like it was a stick of celery

  • @Staryyuniverse
    @Staryyuniverse Год назад +666

    The zookeeper was afraid mike would get ripped in half.

    • @Spenji
      @Spenji 3 месяца назад +70

      The zookeeper KNEW mike would get ripped in half lmao

    • @Deadringer-xb5vh
      @Deadringer-xb5vh Месяц назад

      mike would likely just get his spine folded gorillas are actually pacifist who only attack when they have to the gorilla would just likely just stop as soon as mike was down now chimpanzees…. Are a very different story

    • @kentern7518
      @kentern7518 Месяц назад +5

      Nah, clearly the zookeeper declined so that the gorilla was the one not torn in half /s

    • @BallinTillYourDead
      @BallinTillYourDead Месяц назад +10

      ​@@kentern7518humans aren't even close to a gorillas strength

    • @kentern7518
      @kentern7518 Месяц назад

      @@BallinTillYourDead Mike Tyson is just built different, what can I say

  • @Zachary-
    @Zachary- Год назад +11174

    That zookeeper saved Mike Tyson's life. He owes him that 10k.

    • @Ihtiandr13
      @Ihtiandr13 Год назад +30

      Well he didn't have money on him...

    • @oligould8575
      @oligould8575 Год назад +145

      he should've been awarded 20k for not letting him in

    • @jacobhearn207
      @jacobhearn207 Год назад +68

      Nah he saved that Silverback from an enraged Tyson

    • @oligould8575
      @oligould8575 Год назад +145

      @@jacobhearn207 you have seen the size of their teeth right? Alpha Gorilla isn’t going to fight fair even if Tyson could land some punches 😂

    • @DearlADixon
      @DearlADixon Год назад +2

      100% correct!!

  • @azur8607
    @azur8607 Год назад +18451

    Legend says the gorilla then paid the zookeeper 20k for saving his life

    • @legalnut9950
      @legalnut9950 Год назад +2

      Bruv dude. Do you actually think Mike Tyson, a human could defeat a silverback gorilla?

    • @lordpeonix
      @lordpeonix Год назад +130

      Lol

    • @jaceejace6656
      @jaceejace6656 Год назад +90

      Azur the legend isn't that. You are the legend!!!

    • @azur8607
      @azur8607 Год назад +67

      @@legalnut9950 You gotta learn how to take a joke, no offense buddy

    • @napoleonbonaparte1429
      @napoleonbonaparte1429 Год назад +15

      Yes, I also heard this legend.

  • @bayarea4153
    @bayarea4153 Год назад +17214

    Mike really was crazy crazy if he thought he could fight a GORILLA 😂

    • @poyut
      @poyut Год назад +1

      Yeah. The gorilla would stand no chance

    • @KW-tx6er
      @KW-tx6er Год назад +1

      He would have died

    • @-theislander-5888
      @-theislander-5888 Год назад +1903

      @floby follower he will be built different once the gorilla rearranges his extremeties.

    • @honey-hunterslimefanno.3257
      @honey-hunterslimefanno.3257 Год назад +1

      He woulda been ripped apart.

    • @recjr7685
      @recjr7685 Год назад +7

      A gorillas' strength is immeasurable
      Literally, every single way we've ever tried to measure gorrilas strength has resulted in failure and they've blown our expectations out of the water time and again
      If Mike Tyson tried to punch a gorilla in the face, he wouldn't even faze it and would just get torn in half

  • @hillbillymods2866
    @hillbillymods2866 Год назад +7384

    "Everyone has a plan until they get their arms and face ripped off." - Silverback Gorilla

    • @Pumpking1147
      @Pumpking1147 3 месяца назад +35

      Lmfao

    • @sun_ada
      @sun_ada 3 месяца назад

      chimps do that, not apes

    • @leroidesnoob8418
      @leroidesnoob8418 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Pumpking1147 i want to try your ass

    • @nathanaeln5904
      @nathanaeln5904 3 месяца назад +28

      best comment

    • @godnyx117
      @godnyx117 3 месяца назад +15

      One of the best comments ever!

  • @Commander_Appo
    @Commander_Appo Год назад +8152

    Ignoring ethical concerns, that would be funny as hell. Imagine seeing in the news the next day:
    “Mike Tyson dead in gorilla enclosure”

    • @Xonkykong
      @Xonkykong Год назад

      Dead gorilla found inside Mike Tyson enclosure

    • @mqlikai
      @mqlikai Год назад +663

      More like “Gorilla dead in Mike Tyson enclosure

    • @honey-hunterslimefanno.3257
      @honey-hunterslimefanno.3257 Год назад

      @@mqlikai HAHAHAHAHAHA…
      Dude, Mike Tyson would be fucking dead.

    • @happy_amoeba
      @happy_amoeba Год назад +287

      ​@@mqlikai you don't understand how strong gorillas are, do you?
      Edit: okay everyone, I get it, it was a jokeYes, I am dumb. After all amoebas don't have any brain cells, so being dumb sorta comes with the territory.
      imo, it's still a bad joke. Like, not unfunny bad, bad as in "how was I supposed to know it was a joke?" I wouldn't be surprised if someone *did* think Mike Tyson would win a fight against a gorilla, especially since plenty of people think the world is flat.

    • @mqlikai
      @mqlikai Год назад +444

      @@happy_amoeba you don’t understand jokes, do you?

  • @venamotylek
    @venamotylek Год назад +5981

    "Let me beat the shit outta that gorilla"
    "With all due respect sir, you will get folded like a lawn chair"

  • @terrorofdeath3280
    @terrorofdeath3280 Год назад +885

    I wish I had Mike Tyson's confidence. Man saw a huge, dominant, male silverback gorilla and said "I can take him."

    • @diveblock2058
      @diveblock2058 Год назад +75

      It's quite easy just be a idiot and have others mistake it for confidence

    • @rastock9894
      @rastock9894 Год назад +37

      More like delusion lol

    • @reno239
      @reno239 Год назад

      @@diveblock2058 this “idiot” would knock you tf out

    • @diveblock2058
      @diveblock2058 Год назад +16

      @@reno239 and yet he still cant beat a gorilla or a normal human with a gun..hes not even the strongest person in the world. i mean sure if you add a bunch of restrictions like in boxing he could probably beat every human currently alive but it dosnt amount to much
      and hes a high school dropout so i think the term idiot is applicable here

    • @reno239
      @reno239 Год назад +6

      @@diveblock2058 rent free lmao

  • @ChipArgyle
    @ChipArgyle 3 месяца назад +61

    And that's why Mike Tyson is still with us today.

  • @vinnt_tnniv
    @vinnt_tnniv Год назад +5992

    This reminds me of that interview Shaq showed how gorillas act when seeing him. It's comical how he made it, but IRL, even with Shaq's size, I'd be scared if I was him

    • @john-paulsilke893
      @john-paulsilke893 Год назад +1

      Shaq would definitely be able to hurt a juvenile gorilla. But he’d still lose horribly.

    • @KidJV
      @KidJV Год назад

      even a chimp would manhandle shaq

    • @johno1544
      @johno1544 Год назад +223

      Ape muscles are just different a 150 pound chimp would wreck Shaq and Tyson. Like having no face or fingers left wrecked

    • @maxmustermann1533
      @maxmustermann1533 Год назад +1

      ​@@johno1544 yeah for real.. a 120 lbs chimpanzee destroys people twice his size and has like 8 times the strength of a grown man. I dont think a silver back gorilla would be bother by a human. Even if its iron mike

    • @johno1544
      @johno1544 Год назад +142

      @@maxmustermann1533 great apes are just terrifyingly strong. Seen footage of gorillas snap a tree and shearing bark off with its teeth like it was a peice of celery.

  • @Super-Amigo
    @Super-Amigo Год назад +7605

    Fact: Cages were created to keep Mike Tyson out, not keep the animals in.

    • @jonnym4670
      @jonnym4670 Год назад

      Unless you count the prison he was in for rape

    • @rapportman8012
      @rapportman8012 Год назад +80

      Nah not for Tyson but for norris

    • @ruben3305
      @ruben3305 Год назад +25

      Underrated comment

    • @carito3515
      @carito3515 Год назад +9

      Fun fact

    • @yisroelbinstok1122
      @yisroelbinstok1122 Год назад

      Thats bulshit you think they would let animals just run free and eat ppl. your just some random dumbshit

  • @mihacimpric745
    @mihacimpric745 Год назад +2609

    "And that was the last we heard of Mr. Tyson." Seriously, the silverback would lightly tap him and tear his head off. There is simply no comparison.

    • @BAGELMENSK
      @BAGELMENSK Год назад +37

      Animals can be easily intimidated sometimes. Honestly a tossup as to whether he'd die.

    • @adeafault2352
      @adeafault2352 Год назад

      ​@@BAGELMENSK If Mike gave that gorilla a reason to fight, he would be torn to shreds.

    • @thefirstjim
      @thefirstjim Год назад +161

      ​@@BAGELMENSK practically any animal will attack if cornered and provoked. in that case, thats what wouldve happened. also, tyson would probably be trying not to kill the gorilla. the gorilla, on the other hand, does not care

    • @adeafault2352
      @adeafault2352 Год назад +11

      ​@Scum a lot of animals, especially primates like gorillas and us, are incredibly intelligent.

    • @Salvacottontail
      @Salvacottontail Год назад +10

      Saxton hale on the other hand

  • @HasufelyArod
    @HasufelyArod Год назад +45

    Tyson made a terrible mistake there : humanizing an animal just being an animal.
    That gorilla wasn't necessarily bullying the others but just being a gorilla.

    • @HasufelyArod
      @HasufelyArod 3 месяца назад +3

      @IWINegev no, we're different from animals. We're humans. We shouldn't

    • @MultiUniversalExtras
      @MultiUniversalExtras 26 дней назад +1

      Going by that logic, bullying isn't bullying because it's just US being animals.
      Bullying is picking on others to purposely ruin their day, that gorilla knew dang well noone was gonna stand up.
      Now idk what Michael was thinking he could actually beat one but aye aye aye.

    • @HasufelyArod
      @HasufelyArod 26 дней назад +1

      @@MultiUniversalExtras chimps be worse

    • @javienelmar
      @javienelmar 13 дней назад +1

      Animals have personalities too.

  • @ducktorical6085
    @ducktorical6085 Год назад +934

    Gorillas cant be compared to humans in terms of strength. That zookeeper knew that and likely saved mike tysons life.

    • @buthkoludom8th758
      @buthkoludom8th758 Год назад +26

      Wdym likely?? 😂

    • @Ridz149
      @Ridz149 Год назад +17

      And he’d probably be breaking the law doin that and would be prosecuted and sued.

    • @boondogglet132
      @boondogglet132 Год назад +11

      ....but....no one is denying the absolute huge Ballsack it takes to look at a silverback and WANT to fight it.

    • @detectivenora
      @detectivenora Год назад +10

      ​@@boondogglet132It is admirable courage but cmon man.. it's a GORILLA

    • @rhysearch151
      @rhysearch151 Год назад +35

      @@detectivenora Courage is being able to do things you have to do even when it scares you. Paying money to voluntarily fight a gorilla is just stupidity.

  • @JoeMama-ti5kd
    @JoeMama-ti5kd Год назад +3842

    Tyson is a perfect human specimen, but any specimen, perfect or not, isn't gonna be able to punch a silverback in the "snot box" without having both his arms removed from his body in violent fashion

    • @bmw530
      @bmw530 Год назад +66

      Ur comment made me laught cuz im trying to imagine this :D it looks like tom and jerry fight in my head but irl it would be some isis top level shit

    • @justsomeguyonhisphone709
      @justsomeguyonhisphone709 Год назад +32

      What kind of sorcery does this comment have to make me laugh more than I should

    • @K1NGALPH4
      @K1NGALPH4 Год назад +7

      Agreed👍🏻and thanks for the laughs 😂🤣

    • @MatthiasDrinksH20
      @MatthiasDrinksH20 Год назад +19

      Monkeys like to go for the groin, so he would have lost more than his arms

    • @clindseth
      @clindseth Год назад +5

      Skillfully seasoning truth with poetry, Joe Mama serves us a delicious course!

  • @rcjr.7725
    @rcjr.7725 Год назад +145

    I know Mike Tyson is badass but that would have been his first loss of his career

    • @Magicnessie2
      @Magicnessie2 2 месяца назад +28

      and the last

    • @rcjr.7725
      @rcjr.7725 2 месяца назад +3

      I concur but you have to like Mike's courageousness and if anybody could go at least 10 seconds of the first round against a gorilla it would be Mike Tyson

    • @sridrawings4510
      @sridrawings4510 Месяц назад +1

      First....so is this pre evander era?

    • @rayzuke1232
      @rayzuke1232 Месяц назад +4

      Yeah he would have been folded badly. To put it in perspective he would have been folded like a newpapers by the gorillas that were bullied. Now Imagine what the Silverback would have done.

    • @agnieszkasobera1870
      @agnieszkasobera1870 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@rcjr.7725na old woman lasted more than 10 seconda

  • @assassinsgod8159
    @assassinsgod8159 3 месяца назад +402

    Mike Tyson was 10k from being a Darwin award 😂😂

  • @GabrielHellborne
    @GabrielHellborne Год назад +567

    Alternative title: that one time Mike Tyson nearly got factory reset by a silverback.

    • @pizzaattack3540
      @pizzaattack3540 Год назад +3

      Alternative title:that one time a silverback nearly got factory reset by Mike Tyson

    • @Makki4Nothing
      @Makki4Nothing Год назад

      ​@@pizzaattack3540 Na Mike would've been beaten up from Monday to Sunday

    • @irvingchies1626
      @irvingchies1626 Год назад +29

      Alternative title: that one time Mike Tyson asked a gorilla to turn him into a Lego set

    • @DoThatBit
      @DoThatBit Год назад +17

      Alternative title: Mike Tyson dead
      Zookeeper 10k richer

    • @anecro
      @anecro Год назад +1

      Getting beaten to a pulp isn't factory resetting.
      Good attempt I guess but it don't make sense

  • @rattled6732
    @rattled6732 Год назад +2258

    This man doesn’t understand that it’s physically impossible for a human to be anywhere near as strong as a gorilla. Especially a fucking silverback. He would have been torn to shreds

    • @amrishlove9398
      @amrishlove9398 Год назад

      Dude Mike Tyson has the strength of a gorilla

    • @soyspidermamu
      @soyspidermamu Год назад

      shut up nerd

    • @icecrazii
      @icecrazii Год назад +108

      Fr someone as strong as prime mike could barley hurt a champ

    • @WeirdlyBad
      @WeirdlyBad Год назад +27

      ​@Masterraccoon Nah?

    • @maribeldevera1705
      @maribeldevera1705 Год назад +61

      yes, but you can punch them:
      1: sneak up behind them
      2: sucker punch to the back to the head
      3: run.

  • @shawshank7824
    @shawshank7824 Год назад +592

    I want to live in an alternate universe where zookeeper let him fight the gorilla lol

    • @johno1544
      @johno1544 Год назад +94

      A alternate universe with a dead Mike Tyson. Hopefully they recorded it for pay per view

    • @tankdestroyerboi1943
      @tankdestroyerboi1943 Год назад +16

      It would be one hell of a fight

    • @TombstoneWWE
      @TombstoneWWE Год назад +62

      ​@@tankdestroyerboi1943 I'm sorry but it just wouldn't be it would be a Silverback throwing Mike Tysons body around a enclosure

    • @tspfab7309
      @tspfab7309 Год назад +8

      ​@@TombstoneWWE Depends on how big the Gorilla is If it's a full grown gorilla He ain't got No Chance but Idk how they vary

    • @hbombscantling7722
      @hbombscantling7722 Год назад +14

      In that universe Harambe survived and became a heavyweight champion on the gorilla circuit

  • @VYDEOS2
    @VYDEOS2 2 месяца назад +23

    Tyson wouldve been seen as a whole ass fool if that keeper opened the cage 😂

  • @stevenshade6830
    @stevenshade6830 Год назад +1904

    Mike Tyson is easily one of the best human fighters of all time. *Human* fighters. Human≠Gorilla. Human

    • @Uzy_71
      @Uzy_71 Год назад +16

      ​@Devon in what world

    • @bustakxllabrown
      @bustakxllabrown Год назад +41

      ​@@Uzy_71in one that you can take a joke.

    • @Uzy_71
      @Uzy_71 Год назад

      @@bustakxllabrown tbh that commend didn't seem sarcastic at all cause there are some stupid people out here in the replies of comments thinking tyson would body a gorilla

    • @poteko3492
      @poteko3492 Год назад +22

      Human with a gun > 10x gorilla

    • @CactusBrannigan
      @CactusBrannigan Год назад +15

      @@poteko3492 depends on the gun and the distance. You really think you could kill 10 gorillas with a .22 as they’re running towards you?

  • @notyourdamnbusiness5974
    @notyourdamnbusiness5974 Год назад +813

    Imagine getting a VIP tour through the zoo at one second and seeing your hubby getting ripped apart by a fully grown Silverback in the next.

  • @lukahj
    @lukahj Год назад +363

    The title should be "Zookeeper saves Mike Tyson from having a closed casket funeral"

    • @Neapolitanicecream1130
      @Neapolitanicecream1130 Год назад +17

      ​@Devon are you joking or nah?

    • @davidreynolds4715
      @davidreynolds4715 Год назад +5

      You mean a closed bucket funeral.

    • @AndrewLeathers
      @AndrewLeathers Год назад

      ​​@Devon you do realise even a chimp, which is 40kg has enough strenght to tear your spine out with one arm? A dominant silverback gorilla which is about 150kg could compresd you into a toothbrush tube...

    • @tekamanurag6065
      @tekamanurag6065 Год назад +1

      ​@Devon Gorillas can literally tear you off.

  • @mudkipmadness7072
    @mudkipmadness7072 3 месяца назад +30

    23 years before Punch-Out Wii came out, Mike Tyson was already trying to fight Donkey Kong.

  • @chi-senpaii
    @chi-senpaii Год назад +118

    Shoutout to the zookeeper for saving that gorilla

    • @Mr.E6.9
      @Mr.E6.9 3 месяца назад +17

      Mike Tyson instead of gorilla.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 3 месяца назад +20

      ​@@Mr.E6.9 both, really. The Silverback would have absolutely killed Mike... and then would have been put down because we don't care how justified the attack is, we always put human lives above animal lives.

    • @gigiobigio0002
      @gigiobigio0002 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@RabblesTheBinxfair actually

    • @stephensibley
      @stephensibley 3 месяца назад

      😂

    • @Mr.E6.9
      @Mr.E6.9 2 месяца назад +3

      @@RabblesTheBinx pull up, you got a point

  • @skwillywilly
    @skwillywilly Год назад +328

    No human can beat a gorilla empty-handed period.

    • @MIDO44444
      @MIDO44444 Год назад +26

      Crazy how people think otherwise

    • @KingFloch88
      @KingFloch88 Год назад +1

      Just give human boy spear and gorillas fucked

    • @skwillywilly
      @skwillywilly Год назад +5

      @@KingFloch88 Yeah well he better be an Olympic javelin thrower because he only has one throw.

    • @KingFloch88
      @KingFloch88 Год назад

      @@skwillywilly why do you simp for animals so hard. Humans could make em all go extinct low diff. Humans alpha predator. Other animals can't compete.

    • @skwillywilly
      @skwillywilly Год назад

      @@KingFloch88 I said empty-handed, if you think otherwise then you’re dumb.

  • @kanwarpamnani3780
    @kanwarpamnani3780 Год назад +73

    Alternate universe: "Legendary boxer Mike Tyson in critical condition after fighting an enclosed gorilla."

    • @peppermeat8059
      @peppermeat8059 3 месяца назад +9

      nope most likely dead

    • @whenyourealize5846
      @whenyourealize5846 3 месяца назад +6

      @@peppermeat8059depends how the gorilla was feeling that day

    • @vladivosdog
      @vladivosdog 3 месяца назад +1

      @@peppermeat8059what

  • @sebdogger8514
    @sebdogger8514 Год назад +85

    Honestly I doubt Mike could even beat a chimp in a fight let alone a silverback. A silverback would rip his limbs off with no effort.

    • @shellshockedbros4458
      @shellshockedbros4458 3 месяца назад +11

      A chimp? Dude, Mike Tyson has a punching force of like 1800 PSI. If he knocks a chimp in the face I would honestly be surprised if it didn't literally die on impact.

    • @HannibalKantter
      @HannibalKantter 3 месяца назад

      Actually, Mike Tyson is one of the few men who could actually beat up a chimp. Those psychotic midgets are around twice as strong as the average person. Mike is way more than twice as strong as the average person. As the guy above me said, his punches are so strong, he would kill a chimp with a single well thrown punch to the head. Gorillas, on the other hand, are around four to five times stronger than your average *bodybuilder*

    • @Darkcamera45
      @Darkcamera45 3 месяца назад +20

      @@shellshockedbros4458 ye no bruh chimps are agile asf and their muscles are all fast twitch chimp would give tyson a tough time

    • @owenwoolley3394
      @owenwoolley3394 3 месяца назад

      ​@@shellshockedbros4458mate, a chimp would tear Tyson's arms off and beat him with them. Comparing a boxer to a chimp is ridiculous. No matter how good you are, the nature of a chimp means you can't beat it bare handed. No man alive could. A silver back gorilla would probably be better, because at least after it smashes the ever living shit out of Tyson, it won't continue to bite his genitals and face off like a chimp would.

    • @CindyW-ks3qc
      @CindyW-ks3qc 3 месяца назад

      Mike Tyson might have a chance against a chimp.
      Mike Tyson vs the Mike Tyson of chimps though is a missing person report.

  • @deadby2moro
    @deadby2moro Год назад +788

    Could have been another "dumb ways to die" episode.

    • @ArrowMaster_
      @ArrowMaster_ Год назад +11

      Darwin award

    • @BenDover-ch9vg
      @BenDover-ch9vg Год назад +3

      For the gorilla

    • @JohnnymarstonNegsarthur
      @JohnnymarstonNegsarthur Год назад

      @@BenDover-ch9vg no mike Tyson is 5,10 prolly 235 a gorilla is 6 ft + weighing atleast 400 pounds with a bite force of 1300 sorry mike would die

    • @feitopuns
      @feitopuns Год назад +23

      ​@@BenDover-ch9vg for Tyson, that zoo keeper should be awarded as the most smartest person for stopping an idiot demise

    • @Bqtman.
      @Bqtman. Год назад +2

      @@feitopunsnah. Tyson solos

  • @VincentViewer
    @VincentViewer Год назад +116

    No human has a chance against a gorilla, but if any could have any chance to do some damage hand to hand it would be Tyson in his prime.

    • @gabusdeux
      @gabusdeux Год назад +15

      I'll admit, that gorilla ain't leaving in prime condition

    • @honey-hunterslimefanno.3257
      @honey-hunterslimefanno.3257 Год назад +28

      @@gabusdeux Eh, Mike would have been leaving in a bodybag.

    • @gabusdeux
      @gabusdeux Год назад +37

      @@honey-hunterslimefanno.3257 multiple*

    • @ericolens3
      @ericolens3 Год назад +8

      a skinny gorilla can EASILY beat a body builder or MMA fighter.
      i mean like even the weakest teen or adult male beta. best case a human has against a gorilla is a cub or giving a human a weapon.
      any weaned gorilla could easily maul a human.

    • @therealyewest4417
      @therealyewest4417 Год назад +2

      Shaq on coke ? Maybe?

  • @SarahDenna
    @SarahDenna Год назад +301

    The fact that he thought he could legitimately beat up a silverback gorilla is just sooo fucking hilarious. He definitely lost a few IQ points from all those hits to the head

    • @peterhiser7883
      @peterhiser7883 Год назад +33

      Or he just didn't know much about gorillas. Most gorillas don't look as impressive as some humans, even if they can tear you apart better than any of them.

    • @kujojotarostandoceanman2641
      @kujojotarostandoceanman2641 Год назад +6

      @@peterhiser7883 or that he is the peak human and want to try fighting other species

    • @goatfood1504
      @goatfood1504 Год назад +3

      @@peterhiser7883 probably both

    • @pigeon_manpp
      @pigeon_manpp Год назад +10

      ​@@kujojotarostandoceanman2641 yeah and that would result in the first known case of a gorrila killing a human. Gorrilas are much stronger than humans.

    • @diveblock2058
      @diveblock2058 Год назад +5

      ​@@pigeon_manpp it wouldn't be the first trust me

  • @TimbreWolfe
    @TimbreWolfe Год назад +4

    the gorilla ripped his arms off and beat him to death with his own fists, proving that Mike Tyson hits so hard he could punch himself death.

  • @bighairyballoon4818
    @bighairyballoon4818 Год назад +111

    Pretty sure even the gorilla that was getting bullied would be able to turn Tyson into a chew toy.

    • @al-bashir786
      @al-bashir786 Год назад +3

      nah tyson could solo em' all

    • @mihapro4097
      @mihapro4097 Год назад

      ​@Murry C Zodinsanga maybe tyson was strapped

    • @dachloemaster
      @dachloemaster Год назад

      @@al-bashir786 Mike tyson AND Chuck Norris could solo them all

    • @concerned9890
      @concerned9890 Год назад

      @@dachloemaster😂funny

  • @ManCatCheese
    @ManCatCheese Год назад +106

    The zookeeper staring at Tyson like he’s an idiot because he’s aware of how different the physiologies are between humans and gorillas

    • @mickterr740
      @mickterr740 Год назад +2

      That was the most unfunny way of writing it

    • @burntbuddha44
      @burntbuddha44 Год назад

      ​@@mickterr740 gonna cry?

  • @bigpompano1659
    @bigpompano1659 Год назад +98

    Gorilla: ‘I can’t let you get close mike’

  • @ganzardd3068
    @ganzardd3068 Год назад +3

    He declined because Mike tyson would get killed by one punch

  • @e.enriquez4589
    @e.enriquez4589 Год назад +123

    Hates bully but endures domestic abuse

    • @overgrownedroses302
      @overgrownedroses302 Год назад +18

      Radio

    • @ItsSav.
      @ItsSav. Год назад +16

      ​@@overgrownedroses302 radio?

    • @benjtg
      @benjtg Год назад +19

      That’s two different things, the more you grow the more you understand that the world isn’t as black and white as you once thought it was.

    • @silvercenturion4214
      @silvercenturion4214 Год назад +61

      @@benjtg domestic abuse is just bullying but worse.

    • @ActuallyHoudini
      @ActuallyHoudini Год назад

      and rape. never forget his 1995 rape conviction.

  • @zigzagzipbag6561
    @zigzagzipbag6561 Год назад +141

    "I thwea, I will pay you ten thouthand dollath to let me punth him in the thnotbokth"

  • @Hiimsomu
    @Hiimsomu Месяц назад +3

    The zookeeper was too scared the silverback would get killed

  • @pedrojuan8050
    @pedrojuan8050 Год назад +22

    The gorrila was shaking in his boots because he could've been shot if he hurts Mike 😂

    • @AxoIuth
      @AxoIuth Год назад +3

      Harambee 2.0

  • @Balsieur
    @Balsieur Год назад +181

    In case anyone didn’t know, gorillas are stronger than 20 men combined and can literally rip your arms out with ease.

    • @andrewmate1643
      @andrewmate1643 Год назад +11

      Mike tyson is so underrated he is stronger then 20 men

    • @OldMushroom
      @OldMushroom Год назад

      ​@@andrewmate1643no

    • @andrewmate1643
      @andrewmate1643 Год назад +3

      @@OldMushroom yes

    • @ramlio7775
      @ramlio7775 Год назад +1

      20 average men tho

    • @jaexiusnem1267
      @jaexiusnem1267 Год назад +44

      @@ramlio7775 unfortunately mike Tyson only has the strength of 19 average men.

  • @lalo_lol001
    @lalo_lol001 3 месяца назад +7

    Gorillas can literally smack a giant grizzly bear, so Mike Tyson was lucky that the guy was sane enough to decline and not let him in

  • @Corporal_Coyote
    @Corporal_Coyote Год назад +81

    "Sir, unless you want to find out what an onion feels when its put in a food processor, imma have to say no."

  • @easternag16
    @easternag16 Год назад +67

    "The zookeeper was then mutilated, not by the gorilla but by Tyson himself" 🗿

  • @UnruHorizon
    @UnruHorizon Год назад +31

    “ Zookeeper did not kill Mike Tyson “ is the actual title

    • @E40570
      @E40570 9 месяцев назад

      nor the gorilla

    • @RiceneEue
      @RiceneEue 3 месяца назад

      Gorilla saved by zoo keeper-

  • @YourhomieTarek
    @YourhomieTarek Месяц назад +2

    That gorilla got his ass saved by the zoo keeper💀💀💀

  • @nemesis8626
    @nemesis8626 Год назад +11

    There's confidence, then there's ignorance, having both in this case would turn into a death sentence

  • @athmos6891
    @athmos6891 Год назад +511

    A tale as old as time, attributing human characteristics to wild animals. He wasn't being a "bully" or whatever, he was being a gorilla.

    • @Soulintent95
      @Soulintent95 Год назад +1

      Its so stupid how people these days project onto animals. Christ, kids nowadays genuinely believe they are sentient and smarter than us. Where are the racoon cities? Stupidity is a disease and we need to find the cure before its too late.

    • @mretidk6715
      @mretidk6715 Год назад +67

      Last time i checked primates are pretty damn smart so I wouldn’t be surprised if the gorilla was *actually being a bully*

    • @athmos6891
      @athmos6891 Год назад

      @@mretidk6715 for a primate yourself you're being actually really dumb. It's a wild animal, not a human.

    • @mretidk6715
      @mretidk6715 Год назад +11

      @@athmos6891 never said it was a human. But youre undermining an animals intelligence.

    • @brewski535
      @brewski535 Год назад +27

      A: Not a wild animal. These are captive animals who interact with humans regularly, some of them have done so all their lives.
      B: Gorillas share 98% of DNA with humans and just like humans, they have competitive interactions structured by social dominance. Bullying, or displaying social dominance through aggression is a common trait.
      As much as I hate anthropomorphism when it comes to animals, when an animal is so closely related to a human and the behaviour mimics human behaviour almost exactly I think "bullying" is a fair term to use here.

  • @talleywa5772
    @talleywa5772 Год назад +48

    "will me your entire estate and you've got a deal."
    "What? Why?"
    "You'll see."

  • @subfighter
    @subfighter Месяц назад +2

    That zookeeper saved that gorilla💀

  • @user-vk4io2rk1x
    @user-vk4io2rk1x 11 месяцев назад +8

    Because zookeeper knew that a silverback gorilla punch is more than enough to break a human skull💀

  • @flamingfoxx
    @flamingfoxx Год назад +22

    "Sir- sir, no you can't fight the gorilla. Sir please get down. Sir-" **muffled sounds of gorilla violence**

  • @blitzogalex67
    @blitzogalex67 Месяц назад +1

    Good on that zoo keeper. He saved 2 lives that day.

  • @sauzypants7798
    @sauzypants7798 Год назад +4

    That zookeeper saved Mike's life

  • @wayneresper7761
    @wayneresper7761 Год назад +17

    The Zookeeper saved Mike Tyson's life and his livelihood.

  • @chickenlajumpy
    @chickenlajumpy Год назад +10

    "...the zoo keeper declined"
    This simple denial is why we still have Mike Tyson today

  • @Hamsezi999
    @Hamsezi999 26 дней назад +1

    The zookeeper declined ❌
    The zookeeper saved him✅

  • @JDgiggles
    @JDgiggles Год назад +18

    This has the same energy of a guy jumping in the tiger cage because "orange buddy just needs a hug."

  • @lindseyodom8380
    @lindseyodom8380 Год назад +16

    Mike Tyson doesn't understand how close he came to being ripped apart like a gum wrapper in front of his wife lol

  • @robertmccoy9181
    @robertmccoy9181 Год назад +10

    Sounds like a Baki story.

    • @shutigal
      @shutigal Год назад +2

      Pretty realistic.

    • @angellara7040
      @angellara7040 Год назад +2

      ​@@shutigal Mike Tyson needs pp training

  • @austinwthompson45
    @austinwthompson45 Месяц назад +1

    "Iron Mike" would get absolutely folded like a paperclip.

  • @DanielMiranda-lu2bn
    @DanielMiranda-lu2bn Год назад +34

    Gorillas have the strength to pull a human arm out of its socket

    • @thermonuclearcollider4418
      @thermonuclearcollider4418 Год назад +5

      They can also rip a man's head off like you would do with a doll.

    • @schnek8927
      @schnek8927 Год назад

      @@thermonuclearcollider4418Easier, frankly.

  • @TheUbiouS
    @TheUbiouS Год назад +30

    Everybody gangsta till soft spoken black gentleman who hits like a truck starts looking at you with malicious intent

  • @jeson9861
    @jeson9861 Год назад +5

    The gorilla got lucky ngl

    • @Bro20010audi
      @Bro20010audi 4 месяца назад +1

      Mike Tyson got lucky people don’t even know how strong Gorillas are🙄

    • @Thereal_nishikiyama
      @Thereal_nishikiyama 3 месяца назад

      ​@Bro20019 it's a joke you unevolved ape.

    • @sparkingonflames
      @sparkingonflames 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Bro20010audithe joke flew over your head

  • @gbg.freddie3192
    @gbg.freddie3192 Год назад +64

    Mike then proceeds to beat the sh*t out of the zoo keeper for not cooperating

  • @xeelwarbeast
    @xeelwarbeast 3 месяца назад +11

    And that's why Mike Tyson is still alive.

  • @chef_roberto
    @chef_roberto Год назад +30

    He owes that zookeeper his life

    • @E40570
      @E40570 9 месяцев назад +2

      yep the gorilla was save

    • @Knightgang5431
      @Knightgang5431 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@E40570Cap

    • @Bro20010audi
      @Bro20010audi 4 месяца назад

      @@E40570Mike was save more like🙄

    • @RiceneEue
      @RiceneEue 3 месяца назад

      The gorilla owes the zookeeper his life do you mean?

    • @xynxam
      @xynxam 28 дней назад

      ​@@RiceneEueyeah because the gorilla wouldve gotten killed because of how brutally the gorilla killed mike

  • @michaelmyers3043
    @michaelmyers3043 Год назад +2

    The zookeeper saved Mike Tyson’s life bro

  • @marlonbrown5736
    @marlonbrown5736 Год назад +4

    The zoo keeper cared more about Tysons life than the money

    • @E40570
      @E40570 8 месяцев назад

      and the groillas

  • @unclesaik4291
    @unclesaik4291 Год назад +6

    He really thought he was made of Iron. Moments away from his flesh being ripped away from his bones.

  • @colbymaxwell244
    @colbymaxwell244 Год назад +6

    “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face”

  • @Driven2Beers
    @Driven2Beers Месяц назад +1

    Another fun fact: the gorilla was named Buster.

  • @yorfitness2033
    @yorfitness2033 Год назад +38

    Tbh, if there was any human in history that had a chance against a gorilla. It would be Prime Mike Tyson

    • @gtc4189
      @gtc4189 Год назад

      Idk I feel like it would be more advantageous to be Robert Earl Hughes: the fattest man on earth that possesses the ability to walk. If he managed to get on top of the gorilla and suffocate it with his fat he would actually have a chance. Mike Tyson would get his limbs torn off the moment the gorilla recognized him as a hostile. Sure he could dodge a few blows but there's always a wall somewhere and even if you can dodge a gorilla's hands you can't really dodge it's mouth.

    • @kratos8529
      @kratos8529 Год назад +17

      Only human who has chance against gorilla is a gorilla whose name is human

    • @IDK83
      @IDK83 Год назад +7

      Prime mike tyson lost to buster Douglas, and u think he has a chance winning against a gorilla lmao🤡

    • @dachloemaster
      @dachloemaster Год назад +3

      @@IDK83 yes, Mien tyson 100,000- 0 with tigers and chimps I bet money that prime Mike would win

    • @dachloemaster
      @dachloemaster Год назад +2

      And me, I fought at least 70+ gorillas

  • @RatedAwesome
    @RatedAwesome Год назад +11

    Now if it were 10million, that cage would've been " left" unlocked . I could retire comfortably on 10 mil. Not gonna risk a job for 10 k. That's not even a years worth of rent.

    • @titoyama5760
      @titoyama5760 Год назад

      I would of just walk away and tell him do as you wish

    • @Charon510
      @Charon510 Год назад +2

      The problem is that Tyson wouldn’t be alive to pay you, and someone would probably sue you on his behalf afterward either way.

    • @normalname3623
      @normalname3623 Год назад

      You wouldn't see the money either way if the dude was dead

    • @kylelambert1672
      @kylelambert1672 Год назад

      In 86 when it happened, $10,000 went a lot further.

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows Год назад

      Hardly comfortably when everyone would be looking to question you for being there on the day of his death

  • @zeromanx
    @zeromanx Год назад +7

    He would most likely be hurt but if ANYONE can even survive a small amount of time it would be Tyson in his prime 😂😂

  • @Sock233
    @Sock233 Месяц назад +1

    The zookeeper was protecting the gorilla from mike tyson

  • @TheOnlyRealGamerOnEarth
    @TheOnlyRealGamerOnEarth Год назад +54

    That Zookeeper knew we couldn't lose Mike Tyson that day 😂

    • @andresrincon752
      @andresrincon752 Год назад

      They probably needed a lawyer to come up with a contract that justified a gorilla mauling Mike Tyson to death, and removing the liability from the zoo.

    • @round105
      @round105 Год назад

      Wrong, he knew Mike tyson would have to satisfy the women gorillas. They would have a dead gorilla and Mike tyson getting dirty and making tyson gorilla babies

    • @E40570
      @E40570 8 месяцев назад

      truly from stupidly

  • @beepbopboop7674
    @beepbopboop7674 Год назад +5

    Zookeeper saved Mike's life

  • @jacobbujnowski7892
    @jacobbujnowski7892 Год назад +10

    You’d be crazy to think that Tyson hasn’t bullied someone before

  • @dragonsword7370
    @dragonsword7370 Год назад +11

    "I can't do that sir. I don't want to become an accessory to a murder. No, I Know you are really strong but that is a Silver Back Gorilla! You aren't Earnie Shavers."

  • @Klutch_the_dutch
    @Klutch_the_dutch Месяц назад +1

    Drunk Mike Tyson is probably the most brave mf ever

  • @mirzarizwanbaig9449
    @mirzarizwanbaig9449 Год назад +4

    Tyson is Peak human
    Peak human can't fight average Gorilla
    Silver back is peak Gorilla..
    Tyson will be late Tyson in no time..

  • @WyvernGlance
    @WyvernGlance Год назад +26

    You don't realize just how scary it would be for the GORILLA, imagine you're so powerful it's difficult to measure, and then someone has zero fear of you, and WANTS to fight you.

    • @konradkinne4089
      @konradkinne4089 Год назад +9

      There's a fine line between bravery and foolishnes

    • @pigeon_manpp
      @pigeon_manpp Год назад

      No Mike tyson just isn't super smart. That gorrila would of killed him.

    • @SBahamondes
      @SBahamondes Год назад +7

      It must feel like when a hamster is attacking you. No threat whatsoever

    • @s.m2895
      @s.m2895 Год назад

      ​@@SBahamondes Your gonna run regardless dawg "WFT s making that hamster so fucking confident? is it venomous?! Is it rabbies!?!?" is what you d be thinking if a hamster rushed you with malicious intent, that gorilla would only rip Mike Tyson apart because he's a valid (looking) challenger.

    • @alexricky87
      @alexricky87 Год назад

      I feel like there's a human equivalent to that very dynamic.

  • @davidcrosthwaite
    @davidcrosthwaite Год назад +4

    If there was ever a human that could beat a Gorilla, it's Mike Tyson.. that being said, he would've gotten torn limb from limb 😂

  • @pmm4177
    @pmm4177 2 месяца назад +2

    Mike has been hit in the head too many times if he thinks he could beat a Silverback

  • @sunshinelizard1
    @sunshinelizard1 Год назад +13

    I can't imagine being his wife right then and there. It would have hit me hard that a married an idiot.

    • @TubeSurfer898
      @TubeSurfer898 Год назад +3

      She was already well aware by that point.

    • @lionelmartinez9090
      @lionelmartinez9090 Год назад

      Don’t matter if he smart he can beat up any man let me see a high iq person that goes to college beat him see what his brain can do.

    • @E40570
      @E40570 8 месяцев назад

      who was almost a idiot lol

  • @bearcats1224
    @bearcats1224 Год назад +6

    Gorillas aren't bullying them. That is just the way they live in a gorilla group. The man with best genes gets to mate. No bullying involved.

    • @amineouachao4625
      @amineouachao4625 Год назад

      They ate smart animal, they understand what bullying is and they love it

    • @cam5816
      @cam5816 Год назад

      Just like high school and college

  • @a-10warthog40
    @a-10warthog40 Год назад +18

    "he's standing up for his kind" 👴🏻

  • @justaskmike4602
    @justaskmike4602 Год назад +1

    Or… how Mike Tyson almost got killed by a gorilla.

  • @NuanceMeta
    @NuanceMeta 2 месяца назад +3

    As humans, all of our evolution points went to our cognitive abilities. We are physical weaklings compared to gorillas and pretty much any other animal larger than a dog

  • @Lopeped-Cring
    @Lopeped-Cring Год назад +11

    In an alternate universe, Tyson was allowed in and immediately had his spine ripped out or some shit like that

    • @hassanabdullah2425
      @hassanabdullah2425 Год назад

      nah in an alternate universe, the gorilla was paying the 10k to the zoo keeper so he can fight mike

    • @Lopeped-Cring
      @Lopeped-Cring Год назад

      @@hassanabdullah2425 true that

  • @clowtears1898
    @clowtears1898 Год назад +4

    That is very Mike Tyson. I love him so much.

  • @Gcs_Gold
    @Gcs_Gold Месяц назад +1

    zookeeper saved the silverback

  • @Master0ogway
    @Master0ogway Год назад +4

    "You know what will happen if he tries? "
    Ripped arms and broken face 🌚

  • @TitaniumPrimeOFFICIAL
    @TitaniumPrimeOFFICIAL Год назад +20

    Somewhere in a different reality: Gorilla bullies other Gorillas, lives to regret it (ft. Mike Tyson)

  • @k9m42
    @k9m42 10 месяцев назад +5

    Fun fact: If the zookeeper opened the gorilla cage, Tyson would have died that day.