“We’ll Take Your Rights!” “Fuck You Honolulu!” “Don’t Fuck With Us, Or We’ll Charge your broke ass Twice!” Man! Whoever this calmest individual who acted Big Bill Hell’s ads. I congratulate to him.💯🔥🏆
I like to think that this VO was an intern who was about to get fired anyway, so they just said f$#& it and recorded this since they had nothing to lose anyway.
bet my ass it will, even cursing to nth degree in yt is taken as much as seriously as somebody blowing up to pieces with bloody mess perk in say, Fallout 3/NV
I asked the new AI nonsense YT is adding (premium only for now) to summarize this video and it refused, saying it won't generate "harmful or offensive content," so unfortunately you're probably right.
...and there will come a point where you won't be able to play the game anymore. If you buy, just know it's temporary and can be revoked at any time for any or no reason. Read the terms and then decline them
I have a couple of collaborators helping me for the plans of the rest of the series for now. You can always make a "Don't Let The Lights Out" or other STG video to help the matter and I'll add it to the community playlist. I'd like to see what you'd come up with
@@jakediditagain if I make it a standard video, I'll probably put it up on my Live channel, but I also plan to do a dedicated essay style video on the topic relatively soon
This looks more like a Hate note to Motorfest than a campaign to prevent games to die like TC1, hopefully was just made as a meme only, cuz this aint right, Although i agree, Hopefully Ubi gets in a huge trouble for what they did, and the governments can make a change
@@unr34L-Dude, this is just irrational & unfunny. I remember you from the other video. Make a constructive contribution to the discussion at hand, which is to stop killing games.
Okay, this is peak Absolutely incredible job getting the vibe of the BBH commerical to a tee. All it really needs is the music in the background to really sell it as a commercial like the actual BBH ad has.
What Ubisoft did is awful. I didn't buy the first The Crew game, but I put it into my perspective, and I'd honestly go Apesh** if Microsoft just removed any of the Forza games from my account because their "servers went offline".
What is the context? The only thing I think of watching this is Wave Race: Blue Storm, and that hilarious easter egg where the announcer insults the player’s skills.
This just reminds me of playing motorstorm on ps3 man that was a good game if you don’t know what I’m talking about (or even if you do) just do yourself a favour and go play it!
No one has realized what “ten years from Thursday” meant…
date of the crew shutdown?
i did but also because i hyperfixated in adapting "six days from sunday" to portuguese back then
Maybe its so well known and so easy to figure out that pointing it out was useless.
No one has figured it out yet
it's when the game shipped 2 mil copys, right?
A The Crew and Big Bill Hell's crossover isn't what I asked for, but what I needed.
I'm amazed that this collab took so long to make. It fits so well.
Hey, it's the professional's biggest fan
Ubisoft: oh you bought the game? Well now you can't use it. No refunds.
“We’ll Take Your Rights!”
“Fuck You Honolulu!”
“Don’t Fuck With Us, Or We’ll Charge your broke ass Twice!”
Man! Whoever this calmest individual who acted Big Bill Hell’s ads. I congratulate to him.💯🔥🏆
420th like 🔥
honestly the most effective way to show how ubisoft treats its players
True
For real
"We'll charge your broke a$$ twice!"
oh man
Aw hell naw blud snapped from the Ubisoft shenanigans
Okay the EULA READING got me. LOL.
This may be towards ubisoft; but this may as well be directed against car companies putting subscription shit to your seat warmers.
I never thought that someone would make an the crew parody of big bill's hells cars
"Bring your rights."
I didnt have em
I like to think that this VO was an intern who was about to get fired anyway, so they just said f$#& it and recorded this since they had nothing to lose anyway.
Pretty close, AI couldn’t get the original voice to work properly so I recorded it myself and this was my third session
@@jakediditagain More so meant that this was a rouge intern recording this unsanctioned, but that's still hilarious.
Kinda sounds like what happened in Merchantsoft (Hypnospace Outlaw)
Jakes tired of doing things nicely, so he did it again, but this time, the video is giving a huge big flippin bird at ubisoft.
Real
One of the more tame advert takes on Big Bill Hell's cars.
The most savage, unhinged, honest, and roast commercial was found.
This whole channel is unreasonably high effort but it's fucking genius
This might be the most rewatchable commercial I've ever seen. I should know, I've rewatched it like ten times.
feels like what happens when you remember somethign from a dream
I was wondering if Big Bills Hell gets remade like this.
This feels like something that would air on Playboy tv in-between shows
Beautiful. Return of the king (know it's not the original guy, but you did it in his spirit and I love it!!). I shall attempt the Eula Reading!
man, the consistency on "this event ends the MINUTE you write us a check, and it better not bounce, or you're a *dead* motherfucker" is insane.
Didn't know we needed a parody of a parody, but I guess we did.
I appreciate these videos you've been doing, this action really deserves more attention
Didn't even know I had rights in the first place
I thought this video was gonna be from like 8 years ago
A twist on a classic, wasn't expecting this crossover at all
Well done 👍
Classic piss contest energy
jake really did it again
This man is make a movement in to an ARG. I kinda respect. Also know your rights! The company is nothing without the consumers!
“Fuck You Honolulu” such a memorable quote from Yakuza 8 fr
Something feels familiar...
your best yet man PEAK editing
The nicest way to treat toxic Gran Turismo players
OMFG THE SEQUEL YES
Bad deals!!
Channel is confusing but I like it
Jake did it again
Also motorfest has blue stahli music in the background for some odd reason.
Ah yes, what I needed at 12:30 at night.
A Big Bill’s Hell parody. 🫡
This is incredible
Perfection .
Thought this was about the laser satellite strike on Hawaii.
Is like a previous car commercial
Don't fuck with us!!!!!!!
I love this
I’m worrying that this is gonna get age restricted…
And I don’t want that…
bet my ass it will, even cursing to nth degree in yt is taken as much as seriously as somebody blowing up to pieces with bloody mess perk in say, Fallout 3/NV
The original is.
I asked the new AI nonsense YT is adding (premium only for now) to summarize this video and it refused, saying it won't generate "harmful or offensive content," so unfortunately you're probably right.
all controversies aside, id still like to buy Motorfest because at least its better then Forza now....
but sadly... i live in sanctioned country
...and there will come a point where you won't be able to play the game anymore. If you buy, just know it's temporary and can be revoked at any time for any or no reason. Read the terms and then decline them
Someone needs to do this for Microsoft Gaming
a fellow nstc rs user i see. good choice sir o7
Ayy I know that voice.....
*Looks at other comments*
wait a god damn minute
If you ever need someone else for one of these, lemme know cause I really wanna get in on something like this
I have a couple of collaborators helping me for the plans of the rest of the series for now. You can always make a "Don't Let The Lights Out" or other STG video to help the matter and I'll add it to the community playlist. I'd like to see what you'd come up with
@@jakediditagain I'll work on something if I get a spare day from editing my next video, but I think I might have an idea for one
I'll probably make it as a short though if that's alright
It's more effective as a standard video IMO but I respect anything to help
@@jakediditagain if I make it a standard video, I'll probably put it up on my Live channel, but I also plan to do a dedicated essay style video on the topic relatively soon
I would KYS on motorfest when buying a new dlc for thousands of dollars
Guaranteed!
0:16 GuarEnteed?
Still easy than challenge pissing
Fuck yeah
Lmao
This looks more like a Hate note to Motorfest than a campaign to prevent games to die like TC1, hopefully was just made as a meme only, cuz this aint right, Although i agree, Hopefully Ubi gets in a huge trouble for what they did, and the governments can make a change
Motorfest is lame. It's just Forza at home.
Forza from TEMU
@@Lambo800-4 exactly
Forza is ass too. Map is boring, new content is boring, game is boring.
0:26 the taliban to women:
0:26 america in recent years:
Every Masterpiece has its cheap imitation
WHAT
The countach💀
Using free software to create shitposts. Big ws
0:33 whoa Eula Lawrence from the hit game Gayshit Infact will read me something?
So, who wants to download Motorsotrm? 😮
Attention watch dogs got to shut down
Please make a video about the Sony PSN situation with a plug for stopkillinggames
went from peaceful protesting analog horror commercials to "FUCK YOU UBISOFT"
why are you calling analog footage in general "analog horror"
my copy of toy story on VHS is not fucking analog horror
Fuck You Want A Nugget!?
people these days don’t call it a vhs fuzz anymore, they just look at you and say analog horror
How did you get horror out of these PSAs?
analog media existed before analog horror. just because something uses a vhs aesthetic doesn’t mean it’s horror it just means it’s trying to look old
"The only festival that tells you to fuckoff!"
This is my kind of festival.
“FUCK YOU, DO YOU WANT A CHICKEN NUGGET???” -Ubisoft, probably
Eww, that’s disgusting.
@@brenlc1412 OH, I SWEAR TO GOD, IF I HAD MY GWIMBLY GUN ON ME RIGHT NOW--
True
Bad deals! Games you don't own! Thieves! (Ubisoft)
Also ayy it's JakeMG
If you think your gonna find a bargain at Ubisoft you can kiss my ass!
wait this guy is JakeMG??? the guy who made the NFS 2015 documentary?? i thought he retired
@@rlfpotatoking9253
Yep, a few of the replies from the video poster say it's his own voice
@@unr34L-Dude, this is just irrational & unfunny. I remember you from the other video. Make a constructive contribution to the discussion at hand, which is to stop killing games.
Okay, this is peak
Absolutely incredible job getting the vibe of the BBH commerical to a tee. All it really needs is the music in the background to really sell it as a commercial like the actual BBH ad has.
The music is there, I mixed it with headphones. I guess it wasn't enough for everything though, sorry
@jakediditagain everything else is good the only thing needed is an angrier narrator. The guy sounded way too calm lol
Sorry my voice isn’t flexible enough. Tried to compensate with the reverb
@@jakediditagain honestly your voice sounds like it would work really well in an actual car commercial instead lol
YO MURDER DRONES PFP! YIPPEE!
As a average Marylander, this video means a lot to me
This is masterpiece of alternative big bill.
This is a corporate statement with the corporate statement filter turned off
I never expected a sequel to Big Bill Hell's but I'm glad it exists now.
Ubisoft if It was written by vivziepop
somehow this is funnier
one joke
needs more RAGE, not enugh RAGE
The only thing funnier would have been spelling "guaranteed" wrong two different ways. Otherwise, perfection.
What Ubisoft did is awful. I didn't buy the first The Crew game, but I put it into my perspective, and I'd honestly go Apesh** if Microsoft just removed any of the Forza games from my account because their "servers went offline".
This needs to become a trend.
I said A TREND, NOT A MEME
best way for my british self to spend my bank holiday. 200000/10 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
i had to look at when this was posted ToT im so fucking dumb
The guy speaking didn't show no remorse 😭
Why would he?
@@gabrielsantosbastos5257 i mean you're right 💀💀
@@gabrielsantosbastos5257 we went from a simple law firm psa to this guy swearing at random ppl lmao
the sudden start really sets the tone, i was laughing the entire time!
Leaked motorweek pilot
this channel became one of my favourites in just a few videos
I legit thought this video was from 2008 or 2010
i would prefer some more vitriol, but this is still good as another big bill hell's.
“🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️ 🌫️🌫️ 🌫️🌫️ 🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️ 🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️ 🌫️🌫️🌫️”
0That’s right! You heard me!”
“🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️ 🌫️🌫️ 🌫️🌫️ 🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️ 🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️ 🌫️🌫️🌫️”
Big bills motorstorm
Love Big Bill Hell’s! You did right by them lol!
This is the best tropical parady crossover, -guaranteed- guarenteed
They say lightning doesn't strike in the same spot twice.
HOLY SHIT THIS IS FIRE
What is the context? The only thing I think of watching this is Wave Race: Blue Storm, and that hilarious easter egg where the announcer insults the player’s skills.
Check the description. Make it a habit to do so.
This just reminds me of playing motorstorm on ps3 man that was a good game if you don’t know what I’m talking about (or even if you do) just do yourself a favour and go play it!