Patterrz Reacts to "history of the entire world, i guess"

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @tafjproductions9896
    @tafjproductions9896 2 года назад +722

    Fun Fact: this video was uploaded LITERALLY the night before my AP World History exam in high school and it deadass helped me remember stuff I forgot would be on the exam. I love this video, it's a work of art.

  • @ExtremeAce
    @ExtremeAce 2 года назад +572

    End of the video: "By the way where the hell are we?"
    Start of the video: "Hi. You're on a rock, floating in space."
    The loop goes on forever

    • @thebustle2214
      @thebustle2214 2 года назад +44

      I never though about that

    • @mrkc1831
      @mrkc1831 2 года назад +9

      Sadly the outdo thing

  • @DoubtedDecidueye
    @DoubtedDecidueye 2 года назад +126

    Fun fact: The Morse code at 21:39 says, "SEX LOL."

  • @Dan-B
    @Dan-B 2 года назад +241

    Human migration isn’t due to tectonics, it’s just regular walking, sometimes with the help of ice bridges during the ice ages.
    At most the continents have only moved about 9 miles during human history, I.e. 2-5 cm a year

    • @Ryodraco
      @Ryodraco 2 года назад +24

      More technically, ice ages created land bridges by lowering the sea level. Tended to be a better way to travel than just using ice.

    • @sailorgallifrey1365
      @sailorgallifrey1365 2 года назад +17

      I hate that you used Imperial in the first measurement and metric in the second

    • @TheGamer707.
      @TheGamer707. Год назад +3

      hey why is my 60 million year old sea side house now flooding which was 7 miles away

  • @ShycoWar
    @ShycoWar 2 года назад +151

    5:44
    So basically, the tectonic plates are pro-Team Aqua. Noted.

    • @DeadvidDivide
      @DeadvidDivide 2 года назад +4

      That was my thought too XD

    • @Apple80089
      @Apple80089 2 года назад +5

      He's wrong but I guess

    • @SubterrelProspector
      @SubterrelProspector Год назад +1

      It wasn't the plates moving though. He misunderstood that.

  • @AnanimatorTheChannel
    @AnanimatorTheChannel 2 года назад +28

    Fun Fact: the "Intermission" part in Japan is a reference to an older video made by him.

  • @CarlosThadeu
    @CarlosThadeu 2 года назад +109

    This video is amazing! The hisory of the entire world... I guess is amazing too.

  • @snidlin
    @snidlin 2 года назад +77

    Hey Patterrz, I have a question for you. If you have a flat and need a lift are you a stranded American or a Lazy Brit?
    Take all the time you need.

    • @shadebinder3599
      @shadebinder3599 2 года назад +8

      OK this is a really good joke

    • @snidlin
      @snidlin 2 года назад +7

      @@shadebinder3599 Thank you mate. I wish I hadn't been introduced to it because it won't leave my head, but thanks nonetheless.

  • @Powerpasta
    @Powerpasta 2 года назад +35

    I was there for that stream! Can agree that this is a really good video. Bill Wurtz is such an amazing musician!

  • @jonasdiaz8615
    @jonasdiaz8615 2 года назад +10

    If you haven’t seen it yet, check out History of the World animated to Dedede’s Royal Payback, such a fun summary of this summary of the world!

  • @mimikyulostatail4705
    @mimikyulostatail4705 2 года назад +26

    "Was there ever a not terrible ruler of Russia?" WELL that was that one polish guy that conquered Moscow. Dunno if he was terrible, got sliced up and shot out of cannon pretty quickly, but prob least harmful Russian leader

    • @ChibiSothe
      @ChibiSothe Год назад +1

      And that one German chick.

    • @Kayta-Linda
      @Kayta-Linda Год назад

      Wow, that’s incredibly rude =_=

  • @supershirtgun8411
    @supershirtgun8411 2 года назад +10

    5:43 team aqua be like to groudon perhaps i judged you too harshly

  • @Infernade228
    @Infernade228 Год назад +3

    4:24
    Fun fact: Someone made a-song/music using the “The Sun Is A Deadly Lazer” line a LONG time ago, and it’s actually pretty good (in my opinion), though it could use a bit of a remastering if I’m being honest here, and I think all/some of the people who have also listened to it would agree with me.
    Edit: After posting this comment, I’m now realizing that this video is 9 months old (which means you might not even seen/acknowledge this comment), but what I said was true, so all I can do is hope you see it.

  • @BNotInc
    @BNotInc 2 года назад +11

    *That video gave me more information than my entire social studies year of studying.*

  • @anonymoususer188
    @anonymoususer188 6 месяцев назад +1

    " 'Let's save the planet!' said everybody, not knowing how." That line goes hard.

  • @random_aah
    @random_aah 2 года назад +26

    "Does anyone remember that the US had the Philippines?"
    Yes, Pat, very vividly. But does anyone remember that before that, the Philippines was colonized by Spain for 333 years? Or that during WW2 (probably), it got brutally rekt by Japan?

    • @Shieruzu
      @Shieruzu 2 года назад +1

      As a Filipino, I forgor 💀

  • @dhruvpandey2211
    @dhruvpandey2211 2 года назад +7

    Earth Review: 7/10. Too much water.

  • @the_godbodor7026
    @the_godbodor7026 2 года назад +4

    I got a friend who’s a history geek so I’m absolutely showing this to him.

  • @nachomartinez8978
    @nachomartinez8978 2 года назад +10

    It does gloss a bit over what was going on with the aztecs and incans and the whole american colonization, but that's fine.
    What I'm disappointed is in the fact that it skips my favourite part of Spanish history: that one time the French went "Hey, guys, can we march our army through your country to attacks Portugal?" Spain said yes and the French decided to just park their army in Spain and take us over. For like 2 years before the Spanish kicked them out.

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec 2 года назад +1

      The biggest thing I'm sad wasn't mentioned was that the US didn't actually ban slavery, they just made it require state permission.

  • @SuperFlashDriver
    @SuperFlashDriver 2 года назад +6

    I hate to say this Patterrz, but before this guy there use to be Brainpop in the 2000s, and that site use to teach me a lot more stuff and it was fully animated, and it kept my attention throughout the entire thing. it wasn't crazy editing or none of that stuff like this guy did, it went at a nice pace and it didn't feel slow or gone too fast, and it was informative just enough about that certain subject, they also recommended other videos if you wanted to learn more about a specific subject. Which is how I learned film and tv shows through one brainpop video. So before 2016, Brainpop use to be the shit I use to watch back in middle school. And before that, RUclips for me was where it was made for entertainment, not really education. And before RUclips it was VHS and DVD players with CRT small TVs to learn in school, based on what the teacher was teaching taht day. And yes, they did have projectors, but it was hooked up via VGA and had a separate speakers inside th projector for sound.

  • @duckbee5543
    @duckbee5543 2 года назад +4

    I literally watched this video for the first time last week. Glad I get to watch it again with one of my favorite poketubers

  • @saniyasicarius2797
    @saniyasicarius2797 2 года назад +4

    I learned so much from this and actually made sense

  • @lucygirl1111
    @lucygirl1111 2 года назад +17

    pat: can i complimen the uk
    the uk: heehee colonization goes brrrr

  • @KuromiScarlet5030
    @KuromiScarlet5030 2 года назад +1

    this never get old
    its old as aged fine wine

  • @FondantApple
    @FondantApple 2 года назад +8

    I'm surprised you did a reaction video on this! I like this video so much! Don't know if you will react to history of japan. Kinda similar to history of the world.

  • @badindiegamer
    @badindiegamer 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love watching Bill Wurtz when I'm uh... not sober.

  • @baninkus
    @baninkus 2 года назад +2

    Patterrz just explained the plot of ruby and sapphire

  • @carrowinabox
    @carrowinabox 2 года назад +3

    🎶the sun is a deadly laser🎶

  • @jefftheevilpotato
    @jefftheevilpotato Год назад +1

    21:51
    We only outlawed it 30 years after the uk did, while I agree we did it hundreds of years to late so did the uk.
    america: 1865
    UK: 1834
    france: 1848
    germany:1537
    spain:1811
    polis of athens: 6th century BC
    Iraq: 2019
    russia: 1720
    so the real hero’s here are the polis of athena and germany I guess
    also the list is from what I can tell just a general time because a lot of countries banned different slavery at different times, like how rome banned christian slavery from jewish people in 590 but banned general christian slavery in 741

  • @proftornado
    @proftornado 2 года назад +1

    12:06 How is that So PERFECTLY TIMED!?

  • @rarebearvt
    @rarebearvt 2 года назад +3

    2028 is closer than I would imagine. Maybe I'll see the thing inventor inventing the thing inventor

  • @YourManMichael
    @YourManMichael 2 года назад +4

    Fun viking history fact: The vikings kept mostly if not only white slaves (since there were mostly just white folks around), and sometimes the slave could earn their freedom. The vikings cared a lot about honor and strength and that jazz. Well at some point, all the slaves were freed and after some generations, it was almost impossible to tell who had descended from slaves and who had not. Skip to today, it is especially hard to tell, no surprise
    I remember learning about this a while ago and found it intriguing since i am a norseman, so might have gotten something wrong or explained something wrong, but it was something like this

  • @Spooky_is_quite_silly
    @Spooky_is_quite_silly 2 года назад +1

    I like how when Pat said he’s getting nostalgia from the video the video said how 0:25

  • @X2scepten
    @X2scepten 2 года назад +1

    Fun fact: im currently writing a google doc about the history of the entire world based of off information in this video, currently one page 4 when chirstopher columbus “discovered” america

  • @ajjms4715
    @ajjms4715 2 года назад +6

    As a Jew, I can say, like ALL the Jewish holidays are just, “People tried to kill us, but they failed. Lets eat!”

    • @Liam-Welch
      @Liam-Welch 2 года назад +1

      I mean that sucks but it’s also pretty funny

    • @ajjms4715
      @ajjms4715 2 года назад +1

      @@Liam-Welch it sucks what my ancestors went through, but for me, it is DELICIOUS food.
      Also, in general grievous’ voice:
      General Kenobi

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 2 года назад

      Jews are like The Metal, they cannot be killed.

    • @ajjms4715
      @ajjms4715 2 года назад

      @@kaelanmcalpine2011 it’s not they CANT die, it’s more that they don’t ALL die.

  • @chuggaaconroyjr.
    @chuggaaconroyjr. 2 года назад +5

    I understand that the GB next to the RUclips premium means Great Britain, but every time I look at it, I think it’s RUclips Premium:Gameboy, then I think Luke hacked Pats PC and he’s trying to get more subs. I know my mind is weird😂

  • @pokemonboy2136
    @pokemonboy2136 Год назад

    5:44
    Nah, just that the tectonic plates had a REALLY messy breakup.

  • @cleverman383
    @cleverman383 2 года назад

    You used to be able to walk everywhere! And then the Tectonic Plates were like "Dude, that's cringe. We want, like, ocean everywhere, because water is super cool. Land? Not so cool."
    So basically Team Aqua

  • @blazereaper7890
    @blazereaper7890 2 года назад +3

    I think everyone just visits that video every once in a while as a ritual lol

  • @TheGamer707.
    @TheGamer707. Год назад

    I like how it speaking like it was serious

  • @breadisyummy_
    @breadisyummy_ Год назад

    “Dumping *British* things-“
    You sure that uh, tea, didn’t come from somewhere else?

  • @shadebinder3599
    @shadebinder3599 2 года назад

    I re-watch this video like twice a year, it's that good

  • @E1deRival
    @E1deRival Год назад

    I'm so glad this is also your favorite video on this platform pat. As much as I love your vids, I'm sure you understand

  • @taiphonix9232
    @taiphonix9232 2 года назад +1

    4:24
    Well, this is one way to edit a video

  • @ienjoyoranges
    @ienjoyoranges 9 месяцев назад

    when watching this ive never noticed that he called the grenade an "exploding pineapple"

  • @Kirby-vd7hw
    @Kirby-vd7hw 2 года назад

    i watched this 5 minutes after it came out. I had the bell on forever

  • @xenotypos
    @xenotypos 2 года назад +1

    Well Napoleon didn't actually invade Russia during winter...

  • @whisperingwooper1763
    @whisperingwooper1763 2 года назад +1

    This is also one of my fav videos!

  • @e.m.2168
    @e.m.2168 2 года назад +3

    He should watch the history of Japan if he hasn’t yet

  • @theboi5584
    @theboi5584 2 года назад

    This Video Single Handedly replaces History Class in High School

  • @ezequielschlaen5992
    @ezequielschlaen5992 2 года назад +1

    It skiped the USA financing dictatorships all around Latin America, but I guess that doesn't matter anymore and there are no consequences

  • @amberberry_
    @amberberry_ 2 года назад +4

    Can't believe we're here because of space dust

  • @Minymonkey
    @Minymonkey 2 года назад

    Fun fact I would put this video on at school but since he swears the teachers would tackle me

  • @cacovonluca
    @cacovonluca 2 года назад

    6:57 my man spitting some bars right here 💀

  • @CatsRul85
    @CatsRul85 Год назад

    love how through out all this Canada never gets mentioned once

  • @failtrapp2286
    @failtrapp2286 Год назад

    Really, because in my school is actually a history thing. I remember watching lesson history and it was hilarious every single time.

  • @Skywolfhd20
    @Skywolfhd20 Год назад

    8:24 if you want a ton of gods, might i recommend shinto with it's 8 million gods?

  • @dominickeifferbarles1115
    @dominickeifferbarles1115 2 года назад +1

    Can anyone juat aknowlage that us filipinos just absolutely destroyed 3 countries with no armor and just swords and spears

  • @itapi697
    @itapi697 2 года назад +1

    Actually Brazil ended slavery after America. Brazil ended slavery in 1888.

  • @imactuallykools
    @imactuallykools 2 года назад +1

    My favorite video on the platform is “borderline forever”.

  • @Pikatrainer2
    @Pikatrainer2 2 года назад +2

    We did it! we solved the world let's go!

  • @someguyontheinternet2170
    @someguyontheinternet2170 2 года назад +1

    The sun is a deadly Lazar

  • @Happy_spider_boi
    @Happy_spider_boi 2 года назад

    the tectonic plates are a part of team aqua

  • @KingPOTB
    @KingPOTB Год назад

    19:55 this aged so well look

  • @anotparticularlynotableguy
    @anotparticularlynotableguy Год назад

    24:24 oh boy, can't wait to see the comments on this one 😃

  • @ohhimarx1471
    @ohhimarx1471 2 года назад

    I actually used this video to help me with a science project.

  • @pokemine2528
    @pokemine2528 2 года назад +1

    Patterz you should Watch extra historys series about genghis khan

  • @ryujibackyeah4189
    @ryujibackyeah4189 2 года назад

    there is a school edition that still have md finger

  • @ellienugent2000
    @ellienugent2000 2 года назад

    Patterz the moment it got to the mad stuff like The Renaissance and the Spice Trade and so on I started to react the same really.

  • @marcuslatrell8920
    @marcuslatrell8920 2 года назад

    been a fan of bill wurtz for so loong

  • @luckybryner9121
    @luckybryner9121 2 года назад

    Groudon do be trolling humans

  • @lolikumadesbear1999
    @lolikumadesbear1999 2 года назад +2

    Amazing reaction😁

  • @UltriLeginaXI
    @UltriLeginaXI Год назад

    18:13- look up Catherine the Great, probably the best Russian ruler ever

  • @johanstenfelt1206
    @johanstenfelt1206 2 года назад

    How very interesting, fascinating and informative.

  • @BIastoises
    @BIastoises 2 года назад

    Bruh monke just banged rocks together to make them sharp and then now we have to choose which religion and pay taxes

  • @TheAnonymousShade
    @TheAnonymousShade 2 года назад

    An old joke goes: Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?
    Because god doesn’t trust the Brits in the dark

  • @Emmetlovesredvelvet13
    @Emmetlovesredvelvet13 2 года назад +1

    Good russian leaders that I can think of
    Are Peter 1, Catherine the great and oddly enough Gorbachev if I remember accurately

    • @Kayta-Linda
      @Kayta-Linda Год назад

      Yeah, those were definitely quite awesome.

  • @wastelandlegocheem
    @wastelandlegocheem 4 месяца назад

    The greeks has the idea of thinking about stuff 😂

  • @MBrosTVee69420lol
    @MBrosTVee69420lol 2 года назад

    18:14 Mikheal Gorbachev

  • @rathsatyr3553
    @rathsatyr3553 2 года назад

    Ah, so it’s my French blood that fuels my hatred of the government.

  • @oakley17
    @oakley17 Год назад

    The sun is a deadly lazerrrrrrr 4:14

  • @a.iduelist9920
    @a.iduelist9920 2 года назад

    Question when does video needs an update

  • @Jzombi301
    @Jzombi301 2 года назад

    2:32 you mean Vine? this guy was a Viner. thats why his editing style is like that. his youtube channel is full of his vines and they’re all 1-30 seconds. he has some longer ones like this, the history of Japan, and his songs

  • @Hydman84
    @Hydman84 2 года назад

    Big city's are near water for transportation of goods.

  • @ellienugent2000
    @ellienugent2000 2 года назад

    Good Guys? **In this Planet?!** *I think NOT!*

  • @on_u2750
    @on_u2750 2 года назад +1

    Nice vid pat

  • @imdefinitelyok8658
    @imdefinitelyok8658 2 года назад

    This reminds me, you should watch Davey gunface's pokemon vids. They seem up your alley

  • @roaringthunder115
    @roaringthunder115 2 года назад

    Bill Wurtz is amazing

  • @tjoliver3624
    @tjoliver3624 2 года назад +11

    Yes! More reactions to this video!!! Love watching these.

  • @thebustle2214
    @thebustle2214 2 года назад

    I loved this video and the reaction

  • @Fox63638
    @Fox63638 2 года назад

    1:51 I would agree but remember it has slurs

  • @aadvay_1
    @aadvay_1 2 года назад

    btw gangus was the richest person in the world with over 500t usd dollars in todays time!.

  • @joannadzenowski6214
    @joannadzenowski6214 Год назад

    Polish peeps and jews shaking hands over getting continuously dunked on by literally everyone constantly

  • @grabble7605
    @grabble7605 Год назад

    8:23 Actually, YHWH (god of Christianity) was one of many in a previous religion called Yahwism. At some point, he was extracted, placed at the head of a new religion, his female consort erased outright and the other gods of his prior religion recast as demons. And the new creation myth went like 'Humans were perfect but then some woman fucked up' (original sin, Adam & Eve)
    So Christianity was and still is a tool of autocracy and sexism.

  • @DeadHaremGuy
    @DeadHaremGuy 2 года назад +1

    I like he went on a rant about colonization of India when I'm pretty the UK caused more problems by suddenly uncolonizing India

  • @JRXKiller
    @JRXKiller 2 года назад

    Did you know that Christopher Columbus never actually came to America?

  • @Qxyrz
    @Qxyrz Год назад

    "does anyone remember the Us Got the Phillipines"
    Filipinos : 😧

  • @pranavbatra6286
    @pranavbatra6286 2 года назад

    You are reacting to my fav vid and it's also your favorite vid

  • @marmiteplayz215
    @marmiteplayz215 2 года назад +1

    If you like history I recommend the channel Oversimplified great channel

  • @devilneji
    @devilneji 26 дней назад

    i think it might be time for a bi-annual viewing of your favorite youtube video! ;)