[ASMR] The Mermaid's Ocean Shop Roleplay (Sequel) (Soft Spoken, Ocean Sounds)

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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @reaganr458
    @reaganr458 7 лет назад +641

    "I can't tell if I like it or I hate it"
    Honestly me with almost everything

  • @TingtingASMR
    @TingtingASMR 7 лет назад +4829

    I don't think that toilet paper is going to hold up well under the sea ^_^

    • @zangyzen3164
      @zangyzen3164 7 лет назад +155

      Tingting ASMR Hey tingting! I love your channel. Especially your hotel roleplay!

    • @ErdTirdMans
      @ErdTirdMans 7 лет назад +135

      Come on Tingting don't blow up my spot, she just bought something I swiped from the McDonald's bathroom!

    • @pierreunborn8145
      @pierreunborn8145 7 лет назад +17

      Logangster 4life LOGANG

    • @wilnunez1345
      @wilnunez1345 7 лет назад +16

      Haha this girl want to do lovely spam and Gibi help him XD

    • @ASMRWeekly
      @ASMRWeekly 7 лет назад +10

      heehhe yea, probably not

  • @gracecc5774
    @gracecc5774 7 лет назад +1165

    TIMESTAMPS

    • @MrSexything3000
      @MrSexything3000 7 лет назад +2

      Thx

    • @jayneferguson3430
      @jayneferguson3430 7 лет назад +6

      grace cc Thank You So Much 😊!!!! And also that's how a write timestamps too, (With the gaps in between) although I've only written a few timestamps, so I don't know much 😂

    • @uh.itstia
      @uh.itstia 7 лет назад +3

      grace cc jee thanks for telling me the first item 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @HannahTsc
      @HannahTsc 7 лет назад +1

      AnimationFrenzy! Omg, same....!

    • @HannahTsc
      @HannahTsc 7 лет назад

      AnimationFrenzy! Yeah mine was written over a day before hers... Oh well...what are ya gonna do...

  • @farrahk.
    @farrahk. 5 лет назад +2427

    “the sun can’t hurt you, silly”
    skin cancer: hold my beer

    • @butterfly__beauty1416
      @butterfly__beauty1416 4 года назад +58

      Farrah K. You should change it to “hold my empty sunscreen bottle” 😂

    • @mindimeyer5998
      @mindimeyer5998 4 года назад +6

      @@butterfly__beauty1416 that mermaid iis mean

    • @Rainsoul444
      @Rainsoul444 4 года назад +8

      @@mindimeyer5998 How is she mean

    • @Cherry-fe8um
      @Cherry-fe8um 4 года назад +8

      This is a stolen comment 😭

    • @Dream-zj6er
      @Dream-zj6er 4 года назад +9

      Jean Stump not in Australia it doesn’t

  • @indianahewlett89
    @indianahewlett89 6 лет назад +1771

    “Well that’s slightly morbid.”
    (Starts scratching a dead animal)
    *WELL THATS SLIGHTLY MORBID*

    • @pebble_fizz3924
      @pebble_fizz3924 6 лет назад +15

      That's true tho XD

    • @생쥐-g3t
      @생쥐-g3t 6 лет назад +5

      Indiana Hewlett lol

    • @iamnotarobot3255
      @iamnotarobot3255 5 лет назад +13

      How do you know anything about mermaids what if it’s a ritual mermaids do to remember the animal and appreciate it

    • @ailaq4930
      @ailaq4930 5 лет назад +8

      -_- it’s asmr not the little mermaid

    • @boz112
      @boz112 5 лет назад +3

      Hahhahaahaha

  • @dimitravivilaki5339
    @dimitravivilaki5339 7 лет назад +285

    i've watched this over 5 times. please do another mermaid roleplay ITS LITERALLY THE MOST RELAXING VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN AND The first im watching so many times i need another roleplay like that im dying im begging you queen

  • @ohwaititsmiam.1161
    @ohwaititsmiam.1161 6 лет назад +442

    Rip Patrick #LoveYouSoMuchGibi
    Edit: also rip Ariel, Gibi roasted her
    Ariel: I’m tRiGgErEd

    • @mariesmith7985
      @mariesmith7985 6 лет назад +7

      Lost Soul I SEE EVERYWHERE OMG😂😂😆

    • @madisontuten9292
      @madisontuten9292 6 лет назад +8

      I SEE EVERY EQUATION

    • @babymarshmallow2583
      @babymarshmallow2583 6 лет назад +5

      I made it 100 likes u welvome😂

    • @sillygoosetamer1746
      @sillygoosetamer1746 5 лет назад +1

      *Ariel enters the chat*
      Ariel: I am so done, ReeeeEEEEEEeeeeEEEeeeEEeEEEeeeeEeeEeeEeeee
      *Ariel leaves the chat*

    • @davatoexpress2493
      @davatoexpress2493 5 лет назад +1

      @@babymarshmallow2583 i bet that satisfied you huh

  • @mrpickle3067
    @mrpickle3067 5 лет назад +749

    “The sun can’t hurt you silly”
    Heatstroke: Let me introduce myself

  • @user-ye4tl8jp5u
    @user-ye4tl8jp5u 6 лет назад +284

    0:00-1:13 intro
    1:13-3:25 Sun protectant
    3:25-5:11 starfish
    5:11-7:39 fresh water
    7:39-9:02 ping pong
    9:02-10:13 fork
    10:13-12:01 watch
    12:01-13:27 Toilet paper
    13:27-18:22 payment
    18:22-19:03 Outro
    Btw sorry if this is messed up i was half asleep from watching the asmr video haha have a great day everyone :DD

    • @haileyingle5962
      @haileyingle5962 6 лет назад +14

      shelby gaming you forgot when she throwed that shade at Ariel at 9:30 JK u don't have to put that in 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Family-nw1yy
      @Family-nw1yy 6 лет назад +3

      Thank u

    • @sizzapata3339
      @sizzapata3339 6 лет назад +1

      Thanks😊

    • @a.k.a.justdreamcatcher8750
      @a.k.a.justdreamcatcher8750 6 лет назад +7

      At 7:39-9:02 correction weapon

    • @ttaayylloorr8600
      @ttaayylloorr8600 6 лет назад +1

      Thanks but at 9:30 you missed something lol jk you don't need to add

  • @bumblebear5846
    @bumblebear5846 7 лет назад +2977

    "The sun can't hurt you, silly."
    Haha.
    That's cute.

    • @_idk_at_this_point_
      @_idk_at_this_point_ 7 лет назад +157

      Bumble Bear: THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!!!

    • @linneacedefors7006
      @linneacedefors7006 7 лет назад +89

      Not anymore there's a blanket

    • @Muerrzy
      @Muerrzy 7 лет назад +9

      +Baking Queen Dafuq mate 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @carlypaton2762
      @carlypaton2762 7 лет назад +8

      Bumble Bear u just fucking copied slay all day she/he commented that and u just copied it

    • @clairebradley4906
      @clairebradley4906 7 лет назад +13

      It can if you’re basically albino like me😂

  • @crispinc8669
    @crispinc8669 7 лет назад +521

    When she brought out spongebob I almost died laughing,half because it's spongebob and half because she said it was a very delicate piece of jewelry

  • @vanilla5672
    @vanilla5672 5 лет назад +807

    Lorelei, tapping the “weapon”: yes I think I would have several interested buyers
    Me, sweating: _Lorelei are you an arms dealer??_

    • @alexanderwalker5473
      @alexanderwalker5473 5 лет назад +70

      Next episode lorelei hides from the police after being partially responsible for a triple homicide

    • @fnparody
      @fnparody 4 года назад +5

      Mr pigeon man AHHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @brucepanda1779
      @brucepanda1779 4 года назад +6

      Yo lorelei is my name so I constantly imagine people are talking about me and I'm like wtf😂

    • @brucepanda1779
      @brucepanda1779 4 года назад +1

      @F l i w s k i e s シ I am mentally face palming at those people because paris is in France =)

    • @v4mpire.culture
      @v4mpire.culture 3 года назад +2

      Vanilla, I have made this reply so you remember this comment you made.

  • @monkeyz_086
    @monkeyz_086 5 лет назад +1677

    Her: You humans, so scared of germs. They're so small, you can't even see them.
    Gonorrhea: *HOLD MY BEER*

    • @addison7624
      @addison7624 5 лет назад +53

      OverWatch Enthusiast Hepatitis: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @fishfossils8858
      @fishfossils8858 5 лет назад +88

      Please stop making these jokes, im trying to sleep and reading this stuff makes me laugh my ass off

    • @StellarNova01
      @StellarNova01 5 лет назад +29

      OverWatch Enthusiast AIDS has entered the chat

    • @aal834
      @aal834 5 лет назад +28

      Tuberculosis: allow me to introduce myself

    • @salazarneiraaaron1889
      @salazarneiraaaron1889 5 лет назад +29

      Ebola: Are you sure about that?

  • @psychodevi1457
    @psychodevi1457 6 лет назад +2898

    “Is this a dead animal?”
    “No, this is Patrick!!”

    • @bibouwu4451
      @bibouwu4451 5 лет назад +18

      What is the next conspiracy about??!?!?!?!?!

    • @bluejay6864
      @bluejay6864 5 лет назад +5

      😂

    • @siennataslaman
      @siennataslaman 5 лет назад +27

      I just spat out my drink reading this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @spilltheteashishters91
      @spilltheteashishters91 5 лет назад +7

      hey_watts_up_you_guys_yes I subscribed to you immediately after seeing your name

    • @선돌-t7h
      @선돌-t7h 5 лет назад +4

      holy shit

  • @raphaelocampo4911
    @raphaelocampo4911 6 лет назад +2017

    "The sun cant hurt you silly"
    The fkin sun: HOLD MY BEER

  • @jocelynbailey5982
    @jocelynbailey5982 4 года назад +1206

    Lorelei: "Now this is rare. A whole roll of decoration paper (Toilet Paper)"
    Me in 2020: "I know right!"

  • @GibiASMR
    @GibiASMR  7 лет назад +2096

    Sorry about the jump cut at around 12:00! The edit is processing but I forgot to get a bump out. MY FIRST PUBLIC MISTAKE T_T I hope you enjoy anyway!!

    • @panini3592
      @panini3592 7 лет назад +116

      Gibi ASMR OMG HOW DARE YOU?!!!??!!???!?!?!?! REDO THIS WHOLE VIDEO OVER RN GIBI!!!
      Jk it's just a little mistake

    • @Woshios
      @Woshios 7 лет назад +32

      Not gonna lie, that snap scared the shit out of me ;_;

    • @funtasticisland2874
      @funtasticisland2874 7 лет назад +11

      Everybody makes mistakes, it's alright.

    • @danielmichaellister4625
      @danielmichaellister4625 7 лет назад +5

      Gibi ASMR hello gibi how are you today ?

    • @GibiASMR
      @GibiASMR  7 лет назад +45

      I'm so sorry!!!!!!

  • @sofianagel5421
    @sofianagel5421 5 лет назад +294

    Timestamps!
    Intro- 0:00
    Bottle of Sunscreen lotion- 1:11
    Sea Star hair clip- 3:32
    Water bottle- 5:20
    Ping Pong Paddle- 7:40
    Fork- 9:10
    Spongebob watch- 10:27
    Toilet Paper- 12:10
    Payment- 13:28 (Seaglass at 13:28, Shells at 16:09)
    Conclusion- 18:14
    -------------------------------
    I recommend watching the Spongebob watch and the payment, those parts are awesome!

    • @dadsoon776
      @dadsoon776 5 лет назад +9

      It's uhm a starfish

    • @paintingpilots2068
      @paintingpilots2068 4 года назад +19

      2020 OMG SHE HAS TOILET PAPER THAT IS FUCKING RARE

    • @tinywilson5009
      @tinywilson5009 4 года назад +2

      @@paintingpilots2068 lmao 😂

    • @cindydamons3703
      @cindydamons3703 4 года назад +9

      @@dadsoon776 no it isn't. A "starfish" has no fins therefore it isn't a fish which means it not a starfish.😁🐟+⭐

    • @zeyna4
      @zeyna4 4 года назад +3

      @@cindydamons3703 have you ever heard of aquatic animals before

  • @MiaValla
    @MiaValla 7 лет назад +455

    Gibi- “I know what a fork is do you mistake me for an imbecile?”
    Me- yeah I thought your were Ariel
    Gibi- “Ariel doesn’t know what she’s talking about.”
    Me- *SHOOK*

    • @mcdonk
      @mcdonk 6 лет назад +8

      Mia WDW Phan your profile picture says everything

    • @MiaValla
      @MiaValla 6 лет назад +6

      Carodot yep 😂

    • @MiaValla
      @MiaValla 6 лет назад +1

      ASMR Kitten 😂😂😂♥️

  • @tanukimorii
    @tanukimorii 4 года назад +598

    *shows table tennis paddle*
    Lorelei: have you killed someone with this
    Matt from Wii Sports: *intense sweating*

    • @jazminewright402
      @jazminewright402 4 года назад +5

      Hmm no oo I totally. Haven't killed anybody 😐

    • @user-mn2tq7rl5m
      @user-mn2tq7rl5m 4 года назад +2

      I just read this when i got to that part

    • @Yanderewife
      @Yanderewife 4 года назад +3

      Yo we be making a new ocean with all that sweat

    • @yukimari-ren7106
      @yukimari-ren7106 3 года назад +4

      *Flashback to when I Smacked someone with a tennis paddle*

    • @maddie5755
      @maddie5755 3 года назад +1

      STOP AHAHA

  • @icrusader87
    @icrusader87 6 лет назад +331

    A truly elegant, and deadly weapon! It is carried into battle by only the mightiest warriors of the Ping Pong tribe! The reddened butt-cheeks of countless enemies bear witness to the devastation that can be unleashed from it! Be sure to treat it with care and respect.

    • @sharoninks8468
      @sharoninks8468 6 лет назад +11

      icrusader87 omg im dead this is So underrated comment!

    • @crystalbugboy
      @crystalbugboy 6 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @lilfrry3731
      @lilfrry3731 6 лет назад +1

      icrusader87 this comment is life!🤣

    • @cfazzolare
      @cfazzolare 6 лет назад +4

      I am the strongest warrior of the Ping Pong Tribe, for all the other tribe members fear me.... You, too, will fear me!

    • @lunadoesart1756
      @lunadoesart1756 5 лет назад +2

      I am the fiercest warrior of the ping pong tribe I killed 300 men in one swing all of the world shall fear my paddle of doom

  • @ASMRJonie
    @ASMRJonie 7 лет назад +565

    You look so different in this look and completely magical

  • @haydnrabe5308
    @haydnrabe5308 5 лет назад +458

    “Humans are so fragile.”
    Me: *thinks about all moments I have fell off my bike*
    Well then!

    • @erickdelgado1252
      @erickdelgado1252 5 лет назад +3

      😂

    • @goddamnsam2085
      @goddamnsam2085 4 года назад +10

      *thinks of all the times I’ve tripped on air*

    • @mr.greenface3105
      @mr.greenface3105 4 года назад +6

      *Thinks of the time I got hit by a car and then hit by a cooler full of ice and soda cans.*

    • @alexanderwalker5473
      @alexanderwalker5473 4 года назад +7

      *Thinks of the time I almost ripped my entire knee off when I was on my bike*
      “Yeah ok”

    • @thomasellis3177
      @thomasellis3177 4 года назад +4

      *thinks about the time I fell off my bike and scraped both my elbows on the road and my sister and cousin were laughing at me*

  • @yvnaa2854
    @yvnaa2854 5 лет назад +270

    " *I've never seen someone so naive and untouched than that little mermaid* "
    Ariel=exists
    Gibi mermaid= *I'm about to end this whole woman's career.*

  • @clorrien1330
    @clorrien1330 6 лет назад +118

    That spongebob watch......
    It is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen since the light of day

  • @Braves246x
    @Braves246x 7 лет назад +85

    We need more of this character Gibi, she is great!

  • @sara-ki4jg
    @sara-ki4jg 6 лет назад +1222

    10:35
    Gibi: oooo luxury jewellery!
    *takes out*
    A SPONGE BOB WATCH DEFINITELY A LUXURY JEWELLERY

  • @kippyskippy1872
    @kippyskippy1872 5 лет назад +335

    Lorelei: “I can’t tell if I like it or hate it”
    Me: “Same hun, same”

    • @neopolitanicecream4871
      @neopolitanicecream4871 4 года назад +6

      *_I want to like but it's at 69 I am sorry my friend_*

    • @qlt.8155
      @qlt.8155 3 года назад +2

      Ha

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar 2 года назад

      @@neopolitanicecream4871 I want to like you but I can't sorry my friend.

    • @egorsdeimos3523
      @egorsdeimos3523 2 года назад

      @@neopolitanicecream4871 is kinda mid tbh.

    • @little_leozodiacfire7800
      @little_leozodiacfire7800 2 года назад

      my sexuality be like that
      example: my sexuality; i can't tell if i like thi gender or hate it

  • @cookiegaming4712
    @cookiegaming4712 6 лет назад +196

    RUclips red is good for 2 things. Music and no ads on asmr

    • @madisontuten9292
      @madisontuten9292 6 лет назад +3

      Cookie Gaming ikr I love youtube red its amazing to not have ads on asmr when I'm trying to sleep

    • @xvkkas
      @xvkkas 6 лет назад +4

      Alas,I was one of you ,The RUclips red cult,Then my father canceled our google music subscription,Have good,Add free lives my friends

    • @kimphology
      @kimphology 6 лет назад +1

      Use an app called musi,Basically RUclips red but free

    • @NoOne-up3vs
      @NoOne-up3vs 6 лет назад

      Well im gonna go and buy RUclips Red brb.

    • @retropoke
      @retropoke 6 лет назад +1

      Just use Adblock.

  • @addisonbarazi2502
    @addisonbarazi2502 5 лет назад +1181

    Her: down were I live bottles of air very expensive.
    Me:*Pours out water*
    Me: well here you go pay up

    • @shooterDisease
      @shooterDisease 5 лет назад +81

      STONKS

    • @fanpet3912
      @fanpet3912 5 лет назад +20

      Exactly

    • @koffee8743
      @koffee8743 5 лет назад +19

      That’s what I thought

    • @alexanderwalker5473
      @alexanderwalker5473 4 года назад +18

      Wait doesn’t air get smaller and more condensed the deeper you go
      Me: darn

    • @sofia..s
      @sofia..s 4 года назад +8

      WELl aIr Is FrEe Up hErE aNd ITs unLimiTed!

  • @elliebutler9918
    @elliebutler9918 6 лет назад +383

    Her:this protects you from the sun?
    Her:what is wrong with the sun?
    Me: u SeE, US huMaNS caN GeT DaMaGed By The SUN AnD iT Is caLLEd a SUNBURN AND IT HURTS LIKE HELLLLLLLLLLL

  • @acel.5969
    @acel.5969 5 лет назад +857

    "This is beautiful"
    **pulls out spongebob watch**
    How did this girl not laugh when she did this

    • @quillvi
      @quillvi 4 года назад +48

      shes done a shrek roleplay lmao

    • @kitzuma_
      @kitzuma_ 4 года назад +9

      #1 this comment was from almost a year ago before it came out
      #2 this video came out 2 years ago.

    • @quillvi
      @quillvi 4 года назад +6

      @@kitzuma_ yes i know but still

    • @supportlynx
      @supportlynx 4 года назад +1

      Ik

    • @supportlynx
      @supportlynx 4 года назад +2

      @@quillvi yes true how did she do it?

  • @neptoon9372
    @neptoon9372 6 лет назад +560

    Yes I drink unsalted water it's called 'I want to survive'

    • @jeffracy3484
      @jeffracy3484 6 лет назад

      Ariana Bloom same

    • @neptoon9372
      @neptoon9372 6 лет назад +4

      I haven't stolen anyones videos. I don't post on RUclips. I used Shantale Collins picture because I admire her and she's pretty. alot of people do that ma'am

    • @scorpionhex
      @scorpionhex 6 лет назад +4

      -pilohh- what the fuck? People can do whatever the fuck they want with their channel. Go and waste your life away in a crack house doing drugs the rest of your life kid. See how that works out! :)

    • @zie368
      @zie368 6 лет назад +13

      -pilohh- she didn't steal them :/ she just liked those videos. Do a bit more research next time.

    • @joerg9172
      @joerg9172 6 лет назад

      Which is the opposite of me

  • @liky6539
    @liky6539 6 лет назад +1798

    "Oh my gosh, it's beautiful! *pulls out spongebob bracelet*"

    • @autumnisasleep
      @autumnisasleep 6 лет назад +8

      The Human Is Here 😂😂😂😂

    • @mia-py7ul
      @mia-py7ul 6 лет назад +5

      Zelda Monkey 😂

    • @g.5558
      @g.5558 6 лет назад +15

      The Human Is Here It's not a bracelet. It's a kids watch.

    • @alyssadronet1670
      @alyssadronet1670 6 лет назад +2

      Lol same

    • @daniellecarlson1643
      @daniellecarlson1643 6 лет назад +3

      Nick Gulikers ever hear the saying “the ones that give corrections need to correct themselves more than others”

  • @iandur5601
    @iandur5601 7 лет назад +188

    A weapon have you killed someone with this
    Me: wait what no

  • @HippeBrunette
    @HippeBrunette Год назад +55

    I have seen this way too many times I littarly know every word out of my head

    • @scaralovebot
      @scaralovebot Год назад +8

      BRO SAME everytime i get hyperfixated on mermaids (every other day) i come back here💀💀

    • @claraslife4231
      @claraslife4231 11 месяцев назад

      Sameeeeeeee

  • @willowworks
    @willowworks 7 лет назад +42

    I love the makeup this time around. Especially the little white speckles on nose and cheeks. Cool. Nice eyeshadow. Wonderful role play one of my top favs of ASMR.

  • @username-eo1qc
    @username-eo1qc 6 лет назад +1298

    10:44 OMG I DIED WHEN SHE SHOWED THE SPONGEBOB WATCH 😂😂😂

  • @shush00001
    @shush00001 6 лет назад +326

    She is throwing shade at Ariel 😂 9:30

  • @wayala63
    @wayala63 4 года назад +504

    Her: picks up toilet paper* “oh, now this is rare.” Me in 2020: yes, it is.

  • @camilabelle2326
    @camilabelle2326 6 лет назад +645

    Her: ohhh its it an fork
    Me: UMmmmmmm excuse me it’s and dinglehopper

    • @hahphyz
      @hahphyz 6 лет назад +19

      HAHA ITS A DINGLEHOPPER YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

    • @chandlerpixiestickdealer7947
      @chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 6 лет назад +3

      @@hahphyz EY thats MEMULOUSES LINE
      OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT

    • @kyran7922
      @kyran7922 5 лет назад +1

      Cecilia Trends LMFAO

    • @ֆǟօռ-n2h
      @ֆǟօռ-n2h 5 лет назад +2

      damien prescott
      Yassss, MEMEULOUS! *I don't know how to spell it.*

    • @phoebe3998
      @phoebe3998 5 лет назад +3

      Cecilia Trends WOULDN’T YOU THINK IM THE GIRL THE GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING??

  • @VinceValentine
    @VinceValentine 7 лет назад +292

    Sick fork burn on Ariel. Luckily, she's underwater so the burn can cool a bit.

    • @_idk_at_this_point_
      @_idk_at_this_point_ 7 лет назад +2

      VinceValentine: Noice. 👍*click*

    • @Rae-nb9ot
      @Rae-nb9ot 6 лет назад

      VinceValentine recked

    • @bunni1722
      @bunni1722 6 лет назад

      That salt that gibi the mermaid through into that sea water might burn

    • @mmd9134
      @mmd9134 6 лет назад

      VinceValentine 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @co9853
    @co9853 7 лет назад +523

    Gibi: Now a bottle of air, that's expensive where I come from. Me: Oh really? *takes water bottle, pours out water*
    Me: How much? 😂

    • @livaozolina5061
      @livaozolina5061 7 лет назад +72

      *gives her a bag of chips*

    • @dria6673
      @dria6673 7 лет назад +6

      Carter Orr lmao and hai fren |-/

    • @co9853
      @co9853 7 лет назад +2

      Unicorn Studioz Hai fran

    • @DrSoapstealsmemes
      @DrSoapstealsmemes 6 лет назад +2

      Liva Ozolina Who eats chips in a bag???

    • @livaozolina5061
      @livaozolina5061 6 лет назад +8

      Dr Soap Are you from the UK? Cause then what we call chips is what you call crisps.

  • @confusion2453
    @confusion2453 4 года назад +227

    " humans are so scared od germs, they are so small"
    Coronavirus: HOLD MY BEER

    • @sofia..s
      @sofia..s 4 года назад +6

      _more like hold my infections lol_ noice joke btw

    • @qlt.8155
      @qlt.8155 3 года назад +2

      Yeah yup

    • @alcemy.
      @alcemy. 3 года назад +3

      Out of all the diseases, you chose Coronavirus that has a 92.9 percent of surviving. Choose cancer bruh

    • @imagine3269
      @imagine3269 3 года назад +6

      the funniest part about this, is the fact theres a beer called 'corona'

    • @cyclops9100
      @cyclops9100 2 года назад +1

      Technically, it's not a germ.

  • @s1mpnsd
    @s1mpnsd 6 лет назад +646

    Gibi: A bottle of air is expensive
    Me: Pours out water
    Me:Pay up

  • @Roserosey04
    @Roserosey04 6 лет назад +822

    Ahhh~ luxury jewelry...
    **pulls out 50 cent plastic spongebob watch**

  • @ninathurnell974
    @ninathurnell974 6 лет назад +314

    Her: **throws shade on Ariel**
    Me: **SHOOKETH**

  • @ameliaharvey6433
    @ameliaharvey6433 4 года назад +65

    "Have you killed someone with this?"
    Me: "she knows too much"

  • @slayallday1270
    @slayallday1270 7 лет назад +1897

    "the sun can't hurt you, silly!"
    ha
    haha
    hahA
    hAhaHAhAHAh
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    das funny

    • @alexnidou4256
      @alexnidou4256 7 лет назад +6

      Slay all day das?

    • @slayallday1270
      @slayallday1270 7 лет назад +13

      Alex Nidou yeah. it's like slang for "that's".

    • @alexnidou4256
      @alexnidou4256 7 лет назад +4

      Slay all day uhh cool

    • @alexis-xp3ru
      @alexis-xp3ru 7 лет назад +38

      Alex Nidou are u one of the old men printed on green paper?😂😂

    • @state3279
      @state3279 7 лет назад +3

      Slay all day LOL

  • @Yourfriendlysuburbanstoner
    @Yourfriendlysuburbanstoner 6 лет назад +560

    Gibi: A weapon..... have you killed someone with this?
    Me: Pulls out FBI badge. Well you see... *laughs nervously* that’s classified.

    • @The_B1rd
      @The_B1rd 6 лет назад +10

      Abby Job *breaths in* nice

    • @VibingWithTheGoodtimes
      @VibingWithTheGoodtimes 6 лет назад +9

      undertale gamer I like how you comment on every comment lol thats dedication to annoy people

    • @The_B1rd
      @The_B1rd 6 лет назад +8

      IiSepticGaming shhhh you'll blow my cover *JK* i just like to talk to people

    • @stonesleeper6518
      @stonesleeper6518 6 лет назад +4

      Lol this made me laugh thanks

    • @mochiface5766
      @mochiface5766 6 лет назад +7

      FBI OPEN UP 😂

  • @colorblindartist5238
    @colorblindartist5238 7 лет назад +323

    3:00 "Am I protected from the sun now?"
    **heart melts 3 times over**

    • @digital1762
      @digital1762 7 лет назад +2

      ColorBlindArtist OH MY GOD SAME

    • @calumdula
      @calumdula 7 лет назад

      Joelisnotcool love the profile pic

    • @JamesVeitch97
      @JamesVeitch97 7 лет назад

      I guess you were not protected from the sun

    • @beamerdoesart
      @beamerdoesart 7 лет назад +3

      James Veitch
      The sun is a deadly laser.

  • @nuncyjustiniano2284
    @nuncyjustiniano2284 5 лет назад +127

    "Germs, you can't even see them."
    Me: POLLUTION, YOU CANT EVEN SEE IT!

    • @illyrianamicakaj6205
      @illyrianamicakaj6205 4 года назад +5

      Nuncy Justiniano well what do you know corona is here!

    • @luckylaura12
      @luckylaura12 4 года назад +2

      Not a comment that aged well 😂😂😂

  • @RicardoMartinez-qf7ph
    @RicardoMartinez-qf7ph 6 лет назад +1134

    gibi: "I searched the beach ALL morning, and all i could find were these dirty, green, bits of paper with old men printed on them. No tresure at all."
    me: (deep breath) let me explain the treasure of the humans to you.

  • @cmarie24
    @cmarie24 7 лет назад +425

    Her: Oh wow, this is some luxury jewelry, it’s so beautiful.
    **Me being curious about what it is**
    **spongebob watch appears**
    Me: IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO BEAUTIFUL.

    • @arleth224
      @arleth224 6 лет назад +3

      Xx PrincessGalaxy xX I cRi EveRyTimE

    • @kraftegor
      @kraftegor 6 лет назад +1

      Yas that ws me xd 🙃😂🙃😂🙃😂🙃

    • @lukesings3337
      @lukesings3337 6 лет назад +1

      This comment makes me feel like we will be good friends 😂

    • @bornadoroudi33
      @bornadoroudi33 6 лет назад

      Xx PrincessGalaxy xX sameeee 😂😂* realatable*

    • @bornadoroudi33
      @bornadoroudi33 6 лет назад

      Xx PrincessGalaxy xX *relatable*

  • @invisigoth510
    @invisigoth510 7 лет назад +602

    If you want a silly name for her:
    Shelly
    Sandy
    Coral
    Pearl
    If you want to go with Greek mythology:
    Ondine/Undine
    Sirenia ( or one if its many variations)
    Halcyone
    Delphine (of the dolphins 🐬)
    Or you can name her after one of the Nerieds (Poseidon's daughters, there were 50 of them)
    German folklore:
    Lorelei
    Old Sailor Lore:
    Jenny Haniver (it's the dried carcass of a skate shaped into the form of a fanciful sea creature. The tradition goes back to the 18th & 19th centuries. Sailors would make them & sell them in Europe. Today they are sold to tourists in the Caribbean)
    A name that means "sea" or "of the sea" or "ocean"
    Marina
    Cordelia
    Maris. (Stella Maris--star of the sea)
    Thalassa
    Nerissa
    Marisa
    Daria
    Kailani
    Dylan
    Bahari
    Delmar
    Meri

    • @keightlin_09
      @keightlin_09 7 лет назад +22

      invisigoth510 you went all out. dang😂

    • @ligertily9733
      @ligertily9733 7 лет назад +15

      My Undertale trashiness is leaning more towards Undine

    • @sologoms
      @sologoms 7 лет назад +7

      Liger Tily urine*

    • @Electross098
      @Electross098 7 лет назад +6

      You forgot Moana (lol, it also means ocean)

    • @ana-bh6rv
      @ana-bh6rv 7 лет назад +6

      i love coral or pearl

  • @BeccaHyder-bf9ux
    @BeccaHyder-bf9ux Год назад +5

    Years later, I still love the way the sea glass sounds in that container! I wish that section of the video was longer!

  • @atleighgibson1544
    @atleighgibson1544 6 лет назад +222

    Gibi:Humans are so fragile
    Me: You right you right

    • @The_B1rd
      @The_B1rd 6 лет назад

      Moose Trax some humans some just look at Arnold yes that guy terminator

    • @petitcactusamer
      @petitcactusamer 6 лет назад +2

      undertale gamer why r u on every comment no one fucking cares about arnold

    • @The_B1rd
      @The_B1rd 6 лет назад

      Unicorn Redheart ummm because they give me the option to reply and i cant think of any body original so ya

    • @The_Vent_Goblin
      @The_Vent_Goblin 6 лет назад +2

      When you put it like that like that, you right

    • @atleighgibson1544
      @atleighgibson1544 5 лет назад

      I SkullBoy I will do. i mean not like i haven’t got sun poison before but🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @stuffstuff1854
    @stuffstuff1854 5 лет назад +420

    "Humans wear dead animals?"
    "I didn't know humans wore dead animals."
    Me: what you mean Little Mermaid wore clams
    😂😂😂

    • @Lea19822
      @Lea19822 5 лет назад +17

      James Good now thats morbid

    • @reese5437
      @reese5437 5 лет назад +32

      As. A. Bra.
      Those poor dead animals had to cover up her boobs and nipples 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😢😢😢😢

    • @ellahnagrima3769
      @ellahnagrima3769 4 года назад +8

      They were shells

    • @thomasellis3177
      @thomasellis3177 4 года назад +1

      Ellahna Violet yeah

    • @ThatSillySeagull
      @ThatSillySeagull 4 года назад +3

      So they wore currency AND dead animals in one? WOOOWWW thats low

  • @couchpotato6179
    @couchpotato6179 6 лет назад +239

    A weapon? Have you killed someone with it?
    Me *HOW DID U KNOW DONT TELL ANYBO- wHy 0F couRse NOt.*

  • @hannahm.7003
    @hannahm.7003 4 года назад +89

    Lorelei: *doesn't know you could wear dead animals*
    Also her: *knows The Little Mermaid who wore a bra made out of dead shells*

  • @mrmarshmellow1206
    @mrmarshmellow1206 7 лет назад +361

    Gibi: *so humans wear dead animals*
    Me:we also eat them

  • @magsw09
    @magsw09 6 лет назад +49

    "Usually we get the empties" IT BROKE MY HEART

  • @reydonrecker2998
    @reydonrecker2998 6 лет назад +384

    Gibi: I feel a little prettier and yes alot more dangerous..
    Me: WhAt ThE *HELL* DiD YoU Do?!?!

    • @Bill_OneThousand
      @Bill_OneThousand 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @Bill_OneThousand
      @Bill_OneThousand 6 лет назад +1

      Your profile picture tho hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahaha lol I love it

    • @reydonrecker2998
      @reydonrecker2998 6 лет назад

      Snapchat

    • @Max-uy6qd
      @Max-uy6qd 6 лет назад +1

      Yo I gotta new phone... It's me BTW my lil bro changed my profile pic

    • @Isabelle-Cassels
      @Isabelle-Cassels 5 лет назад

      As soon as I saw this comment she said it

  • @ol.chell3053
    @ol.chell3053 4 года назад +263

    *Pulls out toilet paper*
    “Now this is a rare item”
    Well..

  • @KekkerStuffAndThangs
    @KekkerStuffAndThangs 6 лет назад +431

    Her: Have you killed someone with this?
    Me: Yes, why do you think one side is completely red
    Her: it's for games?
    Me: omg gibi killing people isn't a game!

    • @taaronhall2074
      @taaronhall2074 6 лет назад +8

      Stuff and Thangs Welcome to the 51st annual hunger games!

    • @remypreston4371
      @remypreston4371 6 лет назад +2

      Stuff and Thangs what do you mean killing is my favorite thing to play 😂

    • @stonesleeper6518
      @stonesleeper6518 6 лет назад +1

      Stuff and Thangs not for you but it is for me

    • @Ochako_milk
      @Ochako_milk 6 лет назад +1

      Stuff and Thangs hahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @sabirinayanle6657
      @sabirinayanle6657 6 лет назад

      Stuff and Thangs lol

  • @janeavila8674
    @janeavila8674 5 лет назад +190

    Ok so it's 3am I've done the math and if a bottle of water is worth 20 shells and a bottle of water is on average about $1.50 then a single shell is worth ¢7.5 thank you for coming to my TED talk

    • @mizukichouko8619
      @mizukichouko8619 4 года назад +10

      thANK YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOODNESS I'VE BEEN WONDERING THE VALUES FOR (approximately) 7 MONTHS NOW

    • @senseik.kajiwara831
      @senseik.kajiwara831 4 года назад +7

      I like your effort but we also have to take into account that we (the buyer) May have pretended we bought it at a higher price so she would buy it for more money. Because she seemed very shocked when hearing it was 20 shells, and I doubt she would be shocked that it cost only over a dollar. This is just my theory

    • @janeavila8674
      @janeavila8674 4 года назад +4

      @@senseik.kajiwara831 hmm, very interesting I hadn't thought of that. I guess I just didnt consider it for the sake of the math

    • @anastasialoveless677
      @anastasialoveless677 4 года назад

      How much is 20 shells then

    • @anastasialoveless677
      @anastasialoveless677 4 года назад +1

      I'm very bad at math 😀

  • @TondPondy
    @TondPondy 6 лет назад +256

    "Am I protected from the sun now?"
    Yes, if the Sun crashes into the Earth
    *You'll be the only one left alive*

  • @NeonFroggit
    @NeonFroggit 4 года назад +128

    Lorelei: All I could find is dirty, green bits of paper with men on them.
    Me: Oh! Well next time you see them could you bring them to me? They are very precious to huMAN CULTURE-

  • @thundercloud8800
    @thundercloud8800 7 лет назад +379

    "lUxUrY jEwElRy"
    holds up spongebob watch

    • @tiee22
      @tiee22 6 лет назад +1

      WHEEZE

    • @penismanlolo3046
      @penismanlolo3046 6 лет назад +1

      blitzkitten lokkhggggghnfhk

    • @deadaccountghosted
      @deadaccountghosted 6 лет назад +2

      It must have been very expensive, like $104,847,284,738,294,847
      *-NO, $10-*

    • @rodriguez2657
      @rodriguez2657 6 лет назад +1

      blitzkitten i have a diamond ring and now it feels like trash

    • @arbmp..
      @arbmp.. 6 лет назад +1

      blitzkitten I WAS SCREAMING

  • @randomexplorer9378
    @randomexplorer9378 7 лет назад +161

    I'm gonna admit it. She's getting A LOT better at making this. A LOT more professional with the character's own attitudes = lots of time/ chances for me to sleep. It's mah trigger.

  • @lilyoonmin1068
    @lilyoonmin1068 6 лет назад +321

    Anyone else saw the *_SMILEY FACE_* there in the beach backround?
    *I first saw it at **3:23*

  • @LLL417
    @LLL417 4 года назад +5

    This is my fav roleplay of yours. I always go back to this one for tingles. I think it’s the voice you use for her and her attitude that triggers it.

  • @thiswasamistake4671
    @thiswasamistake4671 6 лет назад +250

    “Luxury jewelry.”
    *pulls out sponge bob watch*
    Me- *runs out of house and drives to beach*

    • @happyrockaj20
      @happyrockaj20 6 лет назад +11

      ThisWasAMistake ! Your profile pic XD

    • @The_B1rd
      @The_B1rd 6 лет назад

      ThisWasAMistake ! xD

  • @hawkensanimations2516
    @hawkensanimations2516 6 лет назад +247

    LORELEI: HAVE YOU KILLED SOMEONE WITH THIS
    ME: nooooo of course not i wouldnt do thats silly
    BUT DO YOU WANT ME TO?

  • @kirstenm6173
    @kirstenm6173 7 лет назад +601

    -she pulls out a fork-
    me: YESS
    her: are you trying to sell me a fork?
    me: nO ITS A DINGLEHOPPER

  • @timongroven8026
    @timongroven8026 4 года назад +147

    Lorelei *holds toilet paper* "now this is rare"
    Me: "you're God damn right"

  • @barack.obama.vev0
    @barack.obama.vev0 6 лет назад +373

    A dead animal, no it’s Patrick!

  • @jennifer-xp1ju
    @jennifer-xp1ju 7 лет назад +453

    I honestly DIED when she said the Spongebob watch was "luxury jewelry" 😂

    • @shoeonhead
      @shoeonhead 7 лет назад +1

      JustForJenn That was a dishonest thing to say. You didn't honestly die, I however LITERALLY PERISHED!!!

    • @elliotraitopchannel
      @elliotraitopchannel 7 лет назад

      Lol

    • @Hehogaming
      @Hehogaming 7 лет назад

      What you're saying it's not? For her that must be hard to come by.

    • @Hehogaming
      @Hehogaming 7 лет назад +13

      Also at that oart she says ariel is out of touch, meaning other mermaids before her could walk on land, meaning that bitch got scammed

    • @trulythedude
      @trulythedude 7 лет назад

      JustForJenn i wish you honestly did. i really really do.

  • @skycube2293
    @skycube2293 6 лет назад +229

    7:50 My lawyer has advised me to not answer that question and to move on to the next

  • @AudreyASMR7
    @AudreyASMR7 4 года назад +58

    The “decoration paper” part really hits different now

  • @winnie9922
    @winnie9922 7 лет назад +480

    Oh my gOD I was so relaxed then she said the dead animal thing and I fucking choked

  • @ThisCrytter
    @ThisCrytter 6 лет назад +97

    “I cant tell if i like it or hate it”
    Thats one sassy mermaid😂

    • @Bill_OneThousand
      @Bill_OneThousand 6 лет назад +3

      Oh god YOU JUST MADE MY DAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thanks I love u now

  • @emilycooper246
    @emilycooper246 6 лет назад +584

    Gibi: this is luxury jewelry
    *pulls out sponge bob bracelet*
    Me: wait what… I mean yeah totally luxury jewelry…it's worth 10,000 shells!
    Gibi: who is this?
    Me: *starts singing sponge bob theme song*
    Gibi: no I'm afraid I don't know anybody named bob
    me: where have you been all your life

  • @hanabi235
    @hanabi235 4 года назад +45

    Plot twist: I actually don’t care about shell money and just show her random items because I love how she taps on them

  • @alexismariecrooks2515
    @alexismariecrooks2515 6 лет назад +391

    I always fall asleep to you and please do more of the mermaid 🧜🏼‍♀️

    • @lilyannhardwick4691
      @lilyannhardwick4691 6 лет назад +1

      Alexis!!! :D me same

    • @galaxylover475
      @galaxylover475 6 лет назад +1

      Alexis!!! :D
      I love her 😂😂😂shes sweet and helps me alot

    • @Sades-gq4sb
      @Sades-gq4sb 6 лет назад

      I fell I asleep last night and this is the second one I’ve watched then I released I fell asleep and let the other 5 play lol

    • @princesscookie3402
      @princesscookie3402 6 лет назад

      Yes your awesome I know she should make more

  • @Lillia007
    @Lillia007 6 лет назад +85

    Is it just me or does it sound like she's selling on the black market XD

  • @Delenter
    @Delenter 7 лет назад +74

    This needs to be like... 11 min longer LOL... I enjoy it, I sometimes listion to it sevreal times in a row.

  • @d.s169
    @d.s169 5 лет назад +76

    "It looks quite foreign"
    Me: *it shouldn't be foreign at all*

  • @andreafigarella4270
    @andreafigarella4270 6 лет назад +242

    Mermaid: omg! Luxury! Where did you buy this?! Gucci?
    Me: no, I got it for free at McDonalds
    Mermaid: I will pay top shell!
    😂

  • @risagi
    @risagi 6 лет назад +124

    i choked on my spit when she revealed the luxurious jewelry to be a spongebob watch oh my god

  • @matthewmajors4534
    @matthewmajors4534 7 лет назад +21

    You should do a Halloween edition. Like she could find loads of cute decorations from a Halloween/fall festival on the beach

  • @wandalopez1329
    @wandalopez1329 4 года назад +129

    2017: “Toilet Paper Isn’t That Important, I mean..”
    2020: “ITS GOLD, OK? ITS GOLD!” (Coronavirus)

  • @choomahinducer2520
    @choomahinducer2520 7 лет назад +2719

    Heh Heh... I guess you could say this is a... Seaquel!
    Edit: 1k likes! WOO!!!

  • @kamhampton313
    @kamhampton313 5 лет назад +297

    Pulls out toilet paper
    Me: crosses fingers “ don’t ask what it’s used for , dong ask what it’s used for

    • @mr.greenface3105
      @mr.greenface3105 5 лет назад +25

      Dong ask just dong ask

    • @zeoalexo
      @zeoalexo 5 лет назад +43

      If your dong is asking questions, see a doctor

    • @calus_bath_water
      @calus_bath_water 5 лет назад +10

      You should see a doctor about that, thats not normal

    • @mr.greenface3105
      @mr.greenface3105 5 лет назад +9

      @@calus_bath_water Dong says no doctors, but please dong ask

    • @PoptartIsBallin
      @PoptartIsBallin 5 лет назад +9

      I hope the dong ask what its used for wasn't on purpose.

  • @sofutofu624
    @sofutofu624 7 лет назад +357

    Gibi: Ooooh luxury jewelry
    Me: probably a Rolex or something
    Gibi: shows us a spongebob watch
    Me: HOLY S**T THAT HAD TO HAVE BEEN EXPENSIVE

  • @emptypaintbucket8728
    @emptypaintbucket8728 4 года назад +78

    *pulls out toilet paper roll*
    Oh now this is rare
    Me sitting in quarantine: ah yes indeed it is

    • @ddPBA
      @ddPBA 4 года назад +3

      Me being Salty ASF because I wanted to make that joke

    • @uhyeahok4995
      @uhyeahok4995 4 года назад +2

      @@ddPBA shhh I won't tell! I promise!

    • @tommyornothing7301
      @tommyornothing7301 3 года назад

      lol

  • @skylarainsworth6389
    @skylarainsworth6389 6 лет назад +52

    Sunscreen is at 1:15
    Starfish clip is at 3:30
    Water bottle is at 5:20
    Ping pong paddle is at 7:40
    Fork is at 9:10
    SpongeBob watch is at 10:30
    Toilet paper is at 12:10
    Payment is at 13:30
    Thank me later

    • @Rachiebok
      @Rachiebok 6 лет назад +2

      Skylar Ainsworth Vlogs someone already made a timestamp so nobody is thanking you

    • @gundisundi5376
      @gundisundi5376 6 лет назад +4

      Caitlin TDM I am thanking them though... we never have enough time stamps you know? Lol

    • @imanhasyoutube8300
      @imanhasyoutube8300 6 лет назад +2

      Skylar Ainsworth Vlogs thank you

    • @glouissier
      @glouissier 6 лет назад +1

      Ty! :)

    • @lvrgirls
      @lvrgirls 6 лет назад +1

      I Would Never Do Something That'll Appeal To You're Standards. :')
      (don't take it to seriously lol)

  • @f_society1550
    @f_society1550 7 лет назад +96

    Why aren't there asmr ads for asmr videos ;-; I almost got a heart attack from the loudest ad at the beginning of the video and it's very late at night which made it even worse

    • @SmthnPretty
      @SmthnPretty 6 лет назад +2

      F_Society15 I’ve had asmr add once

    • @charliegreco616
      @charliegreco616 6 лет назад

      I know whatcha mean! That happened so multiple times to me.

  • @spoopy7933
    @spoopy7933 6 лет назад +88

    Her:”are you trying to sell me a fork?”
    Me:”DONT USE IT ON YOUR HAIR!”😂

    • @Bill_OneThousand
      @Bill_OneThousand 6 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @loridodds3796
      @loridodds3796 5 лет назад

      Oml

    • @jeffbryan52
      @jeffbryan52 5 лет назад

      The little mermiad
      The one who selled her vocie to a sea witch and kiss a boy in 24 hr...
      #CHALLENGE EXCERPTED

  • @midsterkrabb8504
    @midsterkrabb8504 2 года назад +7

    I was in middle school when i first watched this video. Now im in college. Thanks for helping me sleep all this time gibi