【GOD OF WAR 2018】i am a good dad【Dokibird】
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STREAM TAGS HERE! (1/2)
03:06 Hello everybody! No reason to loop, just wanted coffee to kick in.
04:04 Acoustic treatment not really yet. Though it has arrived.
04:33 Today updage: Doki had a 3pm dinner, and took a "1 hour nap". "This time it will be different, I will feel energized", she thought, but it was in fact, not different
06:16 Doki was not ready. Doki keeps taking naps despite knowing it won't end well.
07:53 First hand account on how naps don't help rem sleep
09:16 World update: Breakdance is in Olympics for the first and last time this year because Australia did so badly. There is currently even a criminal investigation on the player about why she even got in.
11:31 Doki finds out you can get a PhD in breakdancing
13:12 Talking on university courses in eSports, Doki thinks it's an interesting thing to take courses in. Hot take: E-sport is not as profitable as a lot of investors think. It's too new a market to have a university course on it.
16:15 Back to GOW ! Doki maybe punished for throwing axe meta this stream so time to learn some new moves.
17:41 "How do you fight normally?"
18:10 First combat encounter. Doki wants to melee properly but the situation just makes Axe throwing too useful.
18:45 "SON, HELP ME! DON'T BE WORTHLESS!"
19:17 "Don't worry. I know how to block; I just don't do it."
20:07 Doki loots a man's camp and then hazes them about being cold
21:40 First puzzle of the stream. Find the Norse characters
21:56 Silence as the cogwheels slowly turning in Doki's brain
22:26 Doki didn't realize there were more cogwheels. Blames chat.
23:27 "I think I might be becoming a b*mbo... I don't think anybody can fix me right now."
24:42 "It's OK to graverob because they're not my god."
26:45 Beats an old lady to death with her bare hands while trash talking
28:23 "I should murder more of my family members to get more god magic."
29:21 Doki wants the boy to get more juicy and plump before she eats him
31:20 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
31:58 "BOI YOU CAN'T DIE YET! I HAVEN'T ABSORBED YOU"
32:37 Doki finally uses spartan rage for the first time after like 4 hours into the game, and it runs out almost immediately. "THAT'S ALL I GET? I saved rage for 20 years and that's all I get?!"
33:47 Doki has way too much fun riding the giant monkey
34:16 Doki forgets how to dodge?
35:32 "Out of all the gods in mythology, I am currently the best Dad"
37:15 Story: The way forward is blocked by black breath, need to detour to Álfheim for the light to clear it.
38:22 "That pig was my friend for 50+ years and you nearly killed him, but I just met you and I think I like you."
40:27 "The f*ck do you mean you don't believe in Ragnarok? That snake is as big as the entire world, but Ragnarok, THAT'S the myth."
42:32 Doki wishing she was more than a piece of meat for the nameless witch and the boy
43:17 Doki suddenly realizes she can play it with good graphics now. Wait nevermind, 99% cpu usage
44:36 "Oh wait! I can do this now!" Doki ups the FPS and gets cocky. Then she gets scared for her CPU and puts it back down.
46:04 Doki changes graphics to ultra. "It looks the same."
47:52 Pushing an entire bridge "I'm not tired! LOOK AT MY ABS"
49:06 "They worked together? That's impossible! Elves are super r*cist!"
50:13 "My boi ain't getting pxssy elf magic !" (Based Doki)
51:33 "Magic is temporary. Muscle is forever. True strength comes from gains, Atreus."
52:41 "Where's the Yggdrassil so I can burn it?"
53:34 "We need to destroy the elves."
54:58 "What happened to the-oh right I killed all of them."
55:37 "God, I just want to burn that tree (the world tree). It's just right there... God, if only."
56:08 "I should be allowed to steal his sh*t if he's not here."
56:19 Arrives at Alfheim "Whoa nature! More stuff to cut down!"
57:53 "Do not touch it boi, elves made this"
58:52 "Are you elves?" Doki asks as she murders the natives
59:19 "I told you, Boi. This is why we gotta exterminate these elves. Is this a gang war? Are we in Dark Elf territory?"
1:00:05 "Those dark elves are like little mosquitos."
1:00:54 "Are they hippies? They don't wear shoes. ...Do I wear shoes? ...I do because I'm not a f*cking elf."
1:01:28 Doki finds a puzzle, "OH IT'S LIKE BOWLING! IT'S LIKE BOWLING! I'm so f*cking smart."
1:02:40 Upgrade time! Looking into chest armor, but doesn't want to sacrifice strength. Goes to axe upgrades, but then goes back to chest armor, then goes back to axe upgrades. Doki is lost "I don't know what I'm doing"
1:07:55 Boi is hearing the voices. "I told you boi it's the elf magic!!"
1:07:55 BOI is in pain. "BOI, are you okay? Did you touch anything the elves made? The damn f*cking elves
1:08:43 "THIS IS WHY I'M PREJUDICED NOW!"
1:11:24 "Wait, you can block? That's illegal!"
1:13:22 Spartan rage to kill a single elf that has a pixel of health "F*ck you in particular! Gotta teach that one guy a lesson"
1:14:37 Doki disappointed in BOI for reading magic. "Did you see how their magic helped them? Now they're f*cking dead."
1:15:11 BOI looks sick, "I TOLD YOU READING WAS A MISTAKE! Oh, he's going through puberty now."
1:18:37 Doki does an execution. "YAAAAAAYY"
1:18:51 Finally realizes chat's been gone this whole time
1:20:56 Doki solves a puzzle! "I'm so goddamn smart. It's called simple geometry. That's right. I played Overwatch."
1:24:57 Doki solved another puzzle. "I'm so smart!"
1:25:34 Doki solved the problem the wrong way. "Guys! Did you know circle was climb?"
1:26:19 "Guy, I'm the f*cking God of War, not the God of Wisdom. I'm just RP'ing."
1:28:43 This is sparta! Doki punches elves off ledge, but they flies back.
1:30:14 "What's the point of learning this p\*ssy *ss elf magic if he's not gonna shoot them? I wish my daughter was still alive"
1:33:54 Quest for killing all the plant "things". (An ode to the difficulty of throwing axes)
1:36:36 almost malds
1:39:42 Rocks! (Stone ancient boss fight). Cheeses from behind cover
1:40:25 trying to figure out the golem fight
1:40:47 Doki finds the cheese
1:41:23 "Can't walk forward, nerd. Elf magic can't save you now."
1:42:45 This does more damage. "unga bunga"
1:45:14 "Doki tries to rizz the door. "Maybe if I caress it enough it'll open. Did I tell you you were the most beautiful door out there?"
1:45:48 "Hey, door. Wanna open your- Wanna spread your hinges for me so I can go inside?"
1:47:06 "Hey there, baby door."
1:48:19 "Is that your knob or are you just happy to see me?"
1:49:09 'I only have eyes for one door.'
1:50:07 "I would NEVER knock on more than one door! My eyes are for that door only! It was cutscene! I did NOT miss!"
1:52:31 Doki spends a few minutes trying to do a puzzle. She was trying to do it from the wrong place
1:57:57 "Guys I have a feeling the light elves are not winning the war" - Doki after seeing a dead light elf, and before seeing another light elf dies
1:58:55 "Why is he dying? Is he dumb? Is he stupid? They're still stabbing him. How much HP does this guy have?"
2:03:07 Doki dies. "Maybe I should go get anger management. Maybe the wife was right, boi."
2:04:13 "Nevermind. The wife was wrong! That's why she's dead!"
2:06:17 "I just needed to stab them in the head? Why have I been stabbing them everywhere else?"
2:07:44 "They won't let me throw my axe? I can't believe they doki-proofed it..."
2:08:46 Doki runs into a single elf about 50 times instead of fighting. "LET ME THROUGH! LET ME THROUGH!"
2:10:07 Doki's intrusive thoughts seeing BOI next to a pillar of light, "What if I push him in?"
2:11:20 "If I punch the light hard enough, it can't hurt me" And then Doki is right
2:13:52 Doki hates her son now. "I knew I should've pushed him into the light. BOI, when I get out of the light, I'm gonna beat you up. Wanna know what happened to my first child?"
2:16:07 BOI has a bunch of dead bodies around him, "Wait, you can do this? Why am I beating all these people up, then? Maybe I should upgrade this boi..."
2:16:49 "I'M ACCEPTING HIM FOR WHO HE IS! A P*SSY!"
2:17:38 "I may not understand him and his interests (in elf magic), but I accept him."
2:19:03 Doki's not breaking the asian parents cycle.
2:22:11 Doki attempts to max out BOI now so she doesn't have to fight as hard.
2:23:25 "Now that I've accepted him for who he is, now he has to take care of me. Now he won't put me in a home."
2:26:56 "I didn't fail to open the door. I just have eyes for one door and one door only."
2:27:08 "I didn't fail to open the door. I just have eyes for one door and one door only."
2:28:16 "I might have supported you, but I still don't accept you, BOI"
2:29:22 "Hey baby door, I told you I'd be back. Back door, I see."
2:30:42 "Oh, that's all it needed? I get it now. It just needed the 'seed.' Hey baby door, I'm here to give you what you want"
2:31:08 And that's how light elves are made. When Doki and a door loves each other a whole lot
2:32:50 "That door didn't even love him. I bet the door didn't even let him use the back entrance."
2:33:50 "I can't believe the rune read 'seed.' I don't even have to try to be a content creator. It just falls into my lap."
2:37:04 "Sometimes I wonder if he's even related to me. Where are your muscles? Where the f*ck are your muscles, BOI? Go! Kill him, BOI! It's like Pokemon!"
2:37:35 "Go! Kill him, BOI! It's like Pokemon!"
2:37:46 "I know Greek Mythology! They banged everything! The only one who was faithful to his wife was Hades. Yeah, he kidnapped her but he didn't bang another woman."
2:38:41 Dark Elf King boss fight
STREAM TAGS (2/2)
2:42:16 Doki finds a wolf powerup, "Sorry, I don't care about the story. SUMMON DOG. We helped the wrong side? But the dark elves are UGLY. What do you mean?"
2:43:09 Atreus gives Kratos sass. "I paid for your tuition, I let you learn the p*ssy magic"
2:43:28 "I work all day to pay for your tuition and you can't even read for me? I let you learn p\*ssy magic sh*t. I may not understand it, but I supported it. You see these bare hands? That's your dead half sister. It could've been YOU."
2:44:31 "You came from my b*lls. It's not MY fault I failed a QTE."
2:47:54 Doki justifies her elf prejudice
2:50:46 Doki accepts her boy, even if he's a furry
2:51:02 "I don't understand how they're the evil ones. They're weak as f*ck"
2:53:04 "Elves are f*cked. This is exactly why I told you not to practice elf magic, boi."
2:53:52 Going back to Midgard
2:55:59 Doki wondering if she accidentally stopped the elf equivalent of the french revolution
2:59:18 Doki refuses to hide the nipple (with armor)
3:00:23 Doki wants to blow the horn. Dad says no. Kills a bird accidentally
3:00:56 Doki attacks a second bird intentionally. "Only one bird is allowed here"
3:02:29 "Oh, it's blue! Does that mean you shoot that now? Oh no, you're still useless."
3:03:06 "I heard a crow. Where the f*ck is the drone? I know you're here..."
3:03:37 "I thought you could summon wolves! Where are the wolves!?"
3:04:09 Doki hunting government drone (odin's raven) again
3:04:26 "If I had wolf powers, I'd summon them every day. ...I gotta hold down the BOI button?"
3:05:56 "I can't find the crow. I've given up... I guess Odin can have a little peep show."
3:07:11 Clearing black breath with the light
3:09:05 Doki needs to take her meds (the government is spying on her)
3:11:57 Doki scared by new enemies, "Who the f*ck are you?!"
3:13:09 Puzzle confuses Doki
3:13:26 "What?" "Huh?" "Wha?"
3:15:51 Doki finally finds the hidden crystal. "Guys, if this was yellow, I would've figured it out. It was blue! Who makes this blue?! If it was yellow, I would've figured it out"
3:17:47 "Down is up" (tm)
3:20:58 Doki tries to snipe some enemies by throwing axes from fat away, encounters a level 4, nearly dies
3:23:53 Practicing long distance axe throwing (or just being lazy)
3:26:01 Doki overkills an enemy with rage "I have to they're level 4"
3:27:16 The realization that were only 10% done with the game
3:29:14 Sidestep to the left. "It's just that easy."
3:30:52 The God of War doesn't need to count.
3:32:47 "I put my foot down on counting" "you can be a magician, but not a nerd"
3:35:40 Doki asks (demands) the boy to read the message. Then creates an environment of disappointment for the boy
3:37:12 "This is dwarf and giant territory. We only allow tiny and very tall people. No in between."
3:41:37 "What kind of fxcking trap is this" *Gets stabbed
3:48:35 A tale of trying to fastpass
3:51:03 Doki gets bird powers! Oh. The damage sucks
3:52:00 Quickmaths (three is more than one)
3:52:34 Doki questioning why Boi still haven't figure out his dad's probably not a human. Also yet another troll boss fight.
3:53:50 Doki heckles the Toll to death
3:55:11 1hp survival
3:57:08 Taking a long elevator up, but we're not leaving the mines yet.
3:59:00 Boy sends a lantern off. Kratos: "What did you write?" Doki: "I wish m*m was back"
4:03:03 Finally leaving the mines? But the elevator ride will not be quiet.
4:03:57 Getting ambushed on the elevator
4:04:12 Doki was totally looking at the mountains and not at Kratos' bare chest
4:08:20 "Nothing's gonna stop us" boi jinks. Hraezlyr jump scare
4:09:25 Doki is still disappointed in the boy's performance in fights
4:11:50 "Who's Sindri? Oh. He doesn't matter to me, so I forgot." Hraezlyr Boss fight continuation starts with vore.
4:12:51 Doki's Bad Dragon
4:16:46 Death
4:19:37 Final cinematic, boss fight over. "And thus, all dragons are now extinct". Sindri gives Atreus Mistletoe arrow, Doki thought it's celery.
4:22:25 Time to harvest the dragon for supplies. Kinda
4:26:02 Got new bow upgrade (shock arrow) from the dragon tooth
4:30:11 Gets wombo combo'ed and dies. Try no. 2
4:32:17 "Alright, that's a fetish right there."
4:35:55 "Please I just want to spread my wife's ashes" Finally reaches the top of the summit
4:37:22 Long narrow path to the destination. "I wonder what's going to happen?"
4:38:14 "We are finally at the final stretch, wouldn't it be funny if it collapses?"
4:38:44 Mimir and the Stranger. "Hidden man? Wife, what were you trying to tell me?"
4:40:43 Meeting Mimir. "Mimir? Mimimimimir"
4:41:51 Doki realizes this isn't the highest peak. More traveling needed. "Why did I have to ask?"
4:45:08 Doki blames the Boy for making the journey longer
4:46:27 Calling it here because Doki can't keep going anymore.
4:48:50 Doki is already haunted
4:49:55 As always everybody, stay hydrated posture check get up n move around to get that blood flowing and if u stayed up for me head to bed cause u deserve it byebye guys mmmmbyeeeeee
thankd for the timestamps, but there seems to be a delay
Tags?? Umm… “Timestamps”? never heard someone call them time tags😅 REGARDLESS, thank you for the times.
Thank you
Thanks for the stream, Doki! I had a great time watching you play GOW 2018, today! Rest well now, Sleepy Tomato! Goodnight. Rest well.
"We're doing all this to scatter her ashes?!"
Thank you! I will say this about Kratos: When he wants to do something, he does it! You should've seen what he did when he wanted to make the perfect BLT.
I love how unhinged you are now
Looking forward to next time
Doki will always be faithful and never open other doors
Doki was pretty unhinged today. LOL I am sure this is not the first time she has (jokingly) hated on elves. But this IS the first time of her rizzing up a fukin DOOR. LMAO Had a great time watching! Thanks for the stream, Doki! Looking forward to part 3, since there is so much more to go! Have a goodnight Dragoons. Take care!
Calling dwarfs originating from maggots a "Wild Story" is so funny to me cause i have read the "Prose Edda". Wait till she learns that the origins of earth is the corpse of a dead giant(Ymir, or Aurgelmir) flying through space. So the blood of the giant became our oceans, and the flesh became the dirt under our feet. And the maggots was feasting on the corpse of the giant and evolved to dwarfs or something like that it's super long since i read the thing. Norse Mythology goes places just saying
Watching this gives me an aneurysm because the first 3 GOW games were essentially what taught me game puzzle solving and object permanence as a child. would sit there for hours on end trying to figure that stuff out. Great Stream!
Thanks for the stream! Doki's extra unhinged today
Great video Dokibird! Your gameplay and commentary in God of War is captivating. Keep up the good dad vibes!
I never thought I’d see the day she commits to a game. Usually she loads it up and plays the first five minutes on stream and never touches it again. I think this is what we call character development
She usually have a game she plays all the way through like her resident evil streams or sandland streams. She likes to have one series going at a time and mix in between one-offs
every time doki reads one of my comments and laughs it heals me spiritually. this stream was so fun hehe
2:08:21
"Watch This"
that was anti climactic lmao
Augrh
4:13:22 - So when's the sponsorship going to happen?
HUHHHH
Great stream. Vod watchers watch out for the door romance.
42:21 lol wonder why she moved her head like then.
i had to do a double take cuz i thought she somehow
got hit by the axe being called back despite that not
making any sense.😆
“THIS NAP… WILL BE DIFFERENT”
Thank you for a very fun and wonderful stream Doki. I laughed alot watching the stream. I hope you get/got some good rest. Hope to see you again in the next stream. Until then, take care Doki and Dragoons.🏆
wait i just realised that with the model you can see through doki's hair and see her eyebrows so canonically her hair is translucent at the tips
Thank you for the fun looking for the "highest" mountain for dead waifu's ashes in God of War 2018 stream, Doki!
Hope you'll have a good rest and stay hydrated 🙏
when she said "BBOIIIHH" i felt that
1:41:48 Oh hey, I said the same three things the first time I used laxatives!
- Easiest shit of my life
- Can't walk forward, nerd
- Elf Magic can't save us now
Thanks for the stream Doki! God of War is a lot of fun!
2:01:18 - GET DOWN Mr. PRESIDENT! LMAO
Imagine if Dokibird don't have a limiter restraint hahah...
Thanks for the stream doki!
Thanks for the stream.
My Boy
to prepare for this stream I have to watch a full gameplay walkthrough of god of war ragnarok full game PS5 4K 60FPS no commentary by gameclips that last for 18 hours just to miss the stream
1:07:06 Atreus 4th wall break
49:30 FROG!
I keep missing the streams😭
Your awesome GIRL
wish the game audio was louder. I can't hear anything 😭.
33:19 😂
What's the problem with having maxed out cpu?
50:00 from what i remember in Warhammer Fantasy Teclis help human to learn the lore of magic 😅 is Warhammer Fantasy Elf racist? 😂 Dwarf uhmm no questions ask that's a grudging.😊
Doki should really consider upgrading the difficulty by 1 level and running it from there. As of right now, she is running through everything. She is missing out on game lore from conversations and from game play in normal combat. She has the skills, so she might as well use them, not even apply them like she would have to do in god of war difficulty but just use them, like she doesn't have to do now but would have to do if she increased the difficulty by 1.
Also I hope doki does atleast 1 or 2 valkyrie fights 👀 that could make up for the difficulty buff she has going.
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I'd just like the say her voice being that loud, while the game cut scenes are that inaudible, it really is annoying because you would want her to listen to some of these great lines.
Doki hitting on a door was not on my bingo card today