Ep 374 - Willard Smith

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024

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  • @TalkingThrones
    @TalkingThrones 2 года назад +1243

    Matt is one of the most underrated podcasters out here.

    • @RayRayMcAuliffe
      @RayRayMcAuliffe 2 года назад +52

      The Shaman

    • @nineteen8122
      @nineteen8122 2 года назад +15

      You’re joking, right?

    • @Hunter_Hult
      @Hunter_Hult 2 года назад +105

      I came to this podcast for the bull, but stayed for the mattelsnake once I heard him start talking!

    • @earlyandoften
      @earlyandoften 2 года назад +24

      Man it’s cool as shit that I see you all over videos of/from actual good comedians. You’ve got taste, my brother.

    • @jamesnightingale2788
      @jamesnightingale2788 2 года назад +17

      Shaman 2024

  • @trashbag6997
    @trashbag6997 2 года назад +661

    "We do not support the Ku Klux Klan. At all. Have you seen the Da Vinci Code?".
    Matt is such a fucking gem.

    • @1der607
      @1der607 2 года назад +11

      Incredible

    • @danlam4877
      @danlam4877 2 года назад +31

      Matt has a powerful associative mind

    • @FutaYuuta
      @FutaYuuta Год назад +13

      Matt will go from talking about the davinci code to huffing chalkboard cleaner within the same sentence

  • @Dobbs3
    @Dobbs3 2 года назад +470

    That flute is like a dawg whistle for the boys 🤘🏻

    • @Ellron23
      @Ellron23 2 года назад +19

      The 432hz shaman

    • @dominicdangelo4801
      @dominicdangelo4801 Год назад

      Racist dog whistle

    • @THEbudsmail
      @THEbudsmail 4 месяца назад

      432 likes on this comment? That's no coincidence

    • @TrumpDabs
      @TrumpDabs 4 месяца назад +1

      @@THEbudsmailthey ruined it. I did my part to right the wrong way

  • @kmac25
    @kmac25 2 года назад +303

    Just got off work, grabbed My 432hz flute, and strapped in, THE DAWGS HAVE BLESSED US

    • @timothywallace1965
      @timothywallace1965 2 года назад +25

      high spirits, dude. key of g minor.

    • @Stimros_halabad
      @Stimros_halabad 2 года назад +24

      Dudes, mine came in the mail. It’s so sick. Everyone loves it so much

    • @mrdrprof99
      @mrdrprof99 2 года назад +7

      How great is our God?

    • @adamgardener8624
      @adamgardener8624 Год назад +2

      That's pretty cool

    • @Ken-pv9zu
      @Ken-pv9zu 10 месяцев назад +1

      Don't steal 432hz valor

  • @BREATHER_
    @BREATHER_ 2 года назад +269

    If Matt doesn’t start every pod with a sick ass flute solo until further notice I’ll be pretty hot about it

  • @tr702
    @tr702 2 года назад +200

    Matt saw the mental breakdown of Willard before us. The mushies have spoken. Chris Rock never saw it coming.

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 4 месяца назад +6

      Dude he has called a bunch of shit lol. He was on diddys case early

    • @PeaceManBro
      @PeaceManBro 21 час назад

      ​@@AudibleVisibIeand lets not forget Shane calling out Drake years ago

  • @BigDome1
    @BigDome1 2 года назад +81

    16:57 Matt can blow your mind talking about quantum physics and then 10 minutes later say something like "What's a Jason?"

    • @Iwasthewalrus
      @Iwasthewalrus 2 года назад +10

      They never did elaborate on who Jason was...

    • @brunodanner7777
      @brunodanner7777 2 года назад +3

      Yeah..i thought he said 'a jason' as well.

    • @jaytag36
      @jaytag36 2 года назад +6

      I came late but I’m here dawgs

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth 7 месяцев назад +1

      thought he said jason as well

  • @MPGboro
    @MPGboro 2 года назад +265

    MSSP has taught me to be comfortable with my teenis.

    • @elpusegato
      @elpusegato 2 года назад +42

      Your teenis is beautiful

    • @RepairRenovateRenew
      @RepairRenovateRenew 2 года назад +18

      The eternal struggle of man. Indeed sah.

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool 2 года назад +44

      I have a grower teenis. Which is mostly a teenis, but my girlfriend gets to see full mast. I do wish I had a nasty package but teenis lives matter.

    • @acidfruitloops
      @acidfruitloops 2 года назад +10

      This has been an interesting podcast to stumble upon

    • @ThisNachoFriend
      @ThisNachoFriend Год назад +12

      Indeed it has made my teenis feel more like a man.

  • @sabu1378
    @sabu1378 2 года назад +150

    Had a tingling feeling in my groin and just knew it was time for the cast.

    • @MISCELLANEOUSGOON
      @MISCELLANEOUSGOON 2 года назад +5

      Right in my dragon skin

    • @solowri5100
      @solowri5100 2 года назад +2

      🤣🤣Alright, would have honestly spit up if I was drinking. You got me good with that one.

  • @joehigginns
    @joehigginns 2 года назад +113

    Bless be the God that gives us Shane gillis and matty msk

  • @spencerconnelly4165
    @spencerconnelly4165 Год назад +37

    Shane just went straight Phil on him! 😂 “Don’t be sorry! Fix it!!” 😂

  • @kevinhurd6756
    @kevinhurd6756 2 года назад +124

    the flute bit is incredible. never stop. and the intros are just amazing.

    • @naylik2562
      @naylik2562 2 года назад +5

      Fuck what shane has to say the flute is amazing

    • @mrdrprof99
      @mrdrprof99 2 года назад +11

      I hope Shane hates it forever.
      It is the simplest and best comedy.

  • @Triptoons
    @Triptoons 2 года назад +61

    Literally was summoned to this video by the flute 🎼

  • @mrjanoycresva
    @mrjanoycresva 2 года назад +121

    Listening to a lot of Old Test eps lately. This ep dropping now is perfect timing. SODTAE.

  • @ethansalas3575
    @ethansalas3575 10 месяцев назад +13

    Came for Shane, stayed for Matt

  • @bmfrandomness1565
    @bmfrandomness1565 2 года назад +59

    Was listening to an episode from a year ago and this popped up. Time traveling today, boys.

  • @BigDome1
    @BigDome1 2 года назад +14

    38:22 Gardini nodding along to this story like a disinterested therapist

  • @NJ-os3rn
    @NJ-os3rn 2 года назад +40

    Finally decided to check out the podcast a month ago and I can happily say that boyz really do rock

    • @zdizzle9423
      @zdizzle9423 2 года назад +4

      I recommend the dawg roll call vids on Patreon. Funniest thing I've ever seen.

    • @mrdrprof99
      @mrdrprof99 2 года назад

      Agreed.

    • @NoBanksNearby
      @NoBanksNearby 2 года назад

      @@zdizzle9423 hands down funniest shit ever.
      They need to do a new dawgz role call.
      Would be so epic.

  • @aidanmurray2397
    @aidanmurray2397 2 года назад +9

    These new testaments are severely impacting my ability to catch up on old testament. What a blessing though. Praised be to the bols.

  • @wolfgang3909
    @wolfgang3909 2 года назад +10

    Damn this hits different after the Emmy’s. I wonder if the GI Jane joke was freak code?

  • @dukstedi
    @dukstedi Год назад +9

    im loving going through these eps! i will be sad when im all caught up.

  • @bobpaulson2934
    @bobpaulson2934 2 года назад +46

    Yes! I needed this today. Makes my shitty day better.

    • @Monscent
      @Monscent 2 года назад

      same. its almost as if i have friends again who werent dragged in by the coofid cult..

    • @ericg252
      @ericg252 2 года назад +11

      Remember dawg... shitty day , not shitty life

    • @bobpaulson2934
      @bobpaulson2934 2 года назад +8

      @Eric G I have a great life. Couldn't agree more. Thanks for the support dawg

    • @Sean-no3zv
      @Sean-no3zv 2 года назад +1

      @@Monscent lol you know Shane is vaxxed right? This ain’t the pod for you my guy

  • @imjustpinky
    @imjustpinky 2 года назад +8

    The placement of the wrestling action figures solidified the thoughts I’ve had, the men in this room are constantly thinking about the bond the Greeks had with young boys & one day hope it comes back around.
    I stand with you young bulls

  • @williaminman7170
    @williaminman7170 2 года назад +13

    Hail Paimon

  • @davewatne3374
    @davewatne3374 Год назад +2

    "He's like...adjacent."
    "Whats a Jason"

  • @ye6984
    @ye6984 Год назад +12

    Matt and shane both realizing that themselves and their families are meatheads is hilarious and inspiring. Truely two too powerful clans

  • @StinkyJim
    @StinkyJim 2 года назад +23

    Thank you Matt and Shane!

  • @shmorgisbored
    @shmorgisbored 2 года назад +11

    “Big mechanical spider and a handicapped man, that counts” 😂

  • @ednakrabapoly
    @ednakrabapoly 2 года назад +14

    as always thanks for the time stamps. looking forward to the gard dawg on Dad Meat Sunday. shout out to the garden hose.

  • @rollinwifdabigboys13
    @rollinwifdabigboys13 2 года назад +20

    Will smith intro aged quite well

    • @Blessedbethedawgs
      @Blessedbethedawgs Год назад +2

      Lmao wild right?! The shaman has blessed us with his untethered foresight.

  • @ThePeoplesConsultant
    @ThePeoplesConsultant 2 года назад +9

    I wanna hear the guard dawg scream “JADEN” 😂😂

  • @TheKrabNicholson
    @TheKrabNicholson 2 года назад +7

    Gotta love that dirty dawg boot appearing at the bottom right for the second half of the ep

  • @mr.martyr8573
    @mr.martyr8573 2 года назад +17

    So I lived on the north side in Pittsburg right? I’m a graffiti writer so I was always by the tracks/train yards (where you see the most INSANE shit imaginable.) but there was this chill spot I liked to paint at. I was down there painting like 3-4 times a week and I met this fuckin business man dude. Straight up 3 piece suit, nice fuckin shoes, shit was wild. I’m like, “yo, why you down here with the bums and criminals?” This Fuckin guy looks at me, smiles, and pulls out a tube of model airplane glue and a brown paper bag and just blasted off lol. This fuckin guy probably made 150 grand a year but would spend his time down in a piss corner, huffin fuckin model glue. HA! Shit always tripped me out. I bet that guys dead now.
    Anyway,
    Later dawgs.

    • @markw110
      @markw110 11 месяцев назад

      I was a Northside boy...now Im a South Hills Man...

    • @mr.martyr8573
      @mr.martyr8573 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@markw110 I was just there visiting and cant fuckin believe how gentrified the NorthSide is! Looks NOTHING like it did in 99-2005 era. Now all the crime and shootings have seemed to have moved over to the SouthSide Carson area. Stay Safe out there man.

    • @markw110
      @markw110 11 месяцев назад

      @@mr.martyr8573 . Yes...drive DD on the side...E carson is beautiful most days...Friday/Saturday nights though?! Forget about it!

  • @matthewhammond4918
    @matthewhammond4918 2 года назад +6

    Rewatching this shit after Willard just speed bagged Chris Rock at the oscars! Love this podcast!

  • @Ptaahz
    @Ptaahz Год назад +4

    "My rockstar lifestyle ended in 5th grade with chalkboard cleaner"

  • @mikeoxschlong8691
    @mikeoxschlong8691 2 года назад +8

    matt and shane secret podcast. It's the only real podcast out there.

  • @highlightcenter5651
    @highlightcenter5651 Год назад +6

    “I was doing probably 9 farts per hour” yes my favorite unit of measurement

  • @RayRayMcAuliffe
    @RayRayMcAuliffe 2 года назад +9

    My favorite time of the week. THE DAWG DROP!!!

  • @nicklott6577
    @nicklott6577 2 года назад +6

    I can’t tell you how this gets me through my work day but this is literally the best podcast

  • @eqx7168
    @eqx7168 2 года назад +7

    Flautistic.... Shane is a 5-star General of puns

  • @misoguapo2946
    @misoguapo2946 2 года назад +7

    Out of all the podcast I listen to, this is the one that I get excited for

  • @bobsondugnutt9466
    @bobsondugnutt9466 2 года назад +10

    I can't believe Matt is actually good at the flute

  • @InsidiouslySchofield
    @InsidiouslySchofield 2 месяца назад +1

    Laughed OUT LOUD at the Ben Franklin eyeglasses bit.

  • @justinrogers746
    @justinrogers746 2 года назад +2

    4:20 "You seen The DaVinci Code?" That had me rolling.

  • @ba11in
    @ba11in Год назад +1

    54:44 matt talking abt the eagles and the chiefs, i’m watching on tuesday after super bowl with the chiefs and the eagles on sunday

  • @antdino2555
    @antdino2555 2 года назад +7

    Best pod ever i would ride into battle for these dawgs

  • @philstodola4018
    @philstodola4018 4 месяца назад +1

    That work boot in the lower right is KILLIN ME.

  • @EastboundAndDowns
    @EastboundAndDowns 2 года назад +3

    That intro....that 432 Hz flute...my chakras are now fully aligned.

  • @brewby2325
    @brewby2325 2 года назад +8

    This podcast is heaven sent man 🙌🏻🙏🏻

  • @benscott1005
    @benscott1005 2 года назад +4

    Billy’s foot is the real MVP in this episode.

  • @bfantaye
    @bfantaye 2 года назад +6

    Yo, I watched Life of Crime 84-21 twice after the last episode. Woah doggie! what a great and sad story all at the same damn time. Thanks for the recommendation Matt.

  • @AudibleVisibIe
    @AudibleVisibIe 4 месяца назад +1

    "sucks nobody huffs anymore" - the shaman himself 😂

  • @TheTrueChuckNorris
    @TheTrueChuckNorris 2 года назад +3

    When I saw that slap I immediately thought of this episode! The dawgz are ahead of the curve.. Full blown spectrum 🙌🏻

  • @thedonofthsht76-58
    @thedonofthsht76-58 2 года назад +3

    Bean and oatmeal dumps will have you taking out a full roll of TP in a day lmaoo the TP industry loves the oat and bean industry. It's what keeps them afloat🤣

  • @tsloth3135
    @tsloth3135 2 года назад +3

    Why does every single episode have a five minute discussion on pooping? Why does it never get old?

  • @Schuylock
    @Schuylock 2 года назад +1

    22:50 DOG BALLED 🤣

  • @muffintopnomo8790
    @muffintopnomo8790 2 года назад +2

    After him smacking Chris Rock this video is very telling

  • @adventureswithjonny87
    @adventureswithjonny87 2 года назад +3

    the good guys dress in black remember that
    just in case we ever face to face and make contact
    the title held by me: mib
    means what you think you saw you did not see.
    i still got that shit memorized 20 years later.

  • @poiluparadis
    @poiluparadis 2 года назад +4

    This is probably the funniest podcast to exist.

  • @seanwegner9925
    @seanwegner9925 2 года назад +5

    Shout out MacGruber sex scene! That movie is underrated comedy gold. That’s insane that Peacock app brought it back as a TV series!

  • @pim2paul
    @pim2paul 2 года назад +3

    will smith gone nuts

  • @joeypaisano9235
    @joeypaisano9235 2 года назад +2

    wiccci wicci wild west jim west! back at it! 17:56 thanks shane

  • @imjustpinky
    @imjustpinky 2 года назад +3

    Shout out foos gon wild
    We the lads support this cast and it’s views

  • @Daniel9-2
    @Daniel9-2 2 года назад +4

    Daaaa boys

  • @racheller8753
    @racheller8753 Год назад +1

    I ❤️ the heart shaped philodendron in the background 🌱

  • @emperial4421
    @emperial4421 10 месяцев назад +1

    25:15 haven’t laughed that hard in awhile kudos Shane

  • @lucfielder
    @lucfielder Год назад +1

    This jawn better have a lot of views because it’s on my recommendations every day

  • @Specialcowgirl69
    @Specialcowgirl69 6 месяцев назад

    “you ever have constipated, diarrhea?” “I’ve had it all bro” 😂😂 💩 💨

  • @whiff_8373
    @whiff_8373 10 месяцев назад +1

    10:28 holy shit this is actually valuable info. You guys might have just saved me from the shit monster I’m buying gummies rn

  • @prestonpeifer4069
    @prestonpeifer4069 15 дней назад

    My girls been having dreams of Matt and Shane since I started playing it nonstop while she sleeps

  • @cabin_fever
    @cabin_fever 2 года назад +4

    BIG drop, much appreciated dawgz

  • @randobando
    @randobando 2 года назад +6

    Matt’s mind is perfectly unstable.

  • @chelsiepheenix5036
    @chelsiepheenix5036 2 года назад +4

    congratulations Matt 👶🏽👶🏽

  • @how775
    @how775 11 месяцев назад +1

    The intros to some of the casts are so funny I wonder who makes them

  • @andypanke1954
    @andypanke1954 2 года назад +4

    You know it’s gonna be a good episode with an intro like that

  • @anthonyruggieri2139
    @anthonyruggieri2139 2 месяца назад

    I need the flute to never go away 😂😂

  • @simonleak3000
    @simonleak3000 2 года назад +1

    Nothing makes me happier than listening to these generals talk about American history

  • @spencerdoss1571
    @spencerdoss1571 6 месяцев назад

    “We’ll see how fucking portly I am…”
    Shit killed me 😂😂

  • @darraghmcalinden5217
    @darraghmcalinden5217 2 года назад +2

    Out here crushing mad beers flicking through RUclips when all of a sudden the Dawgs have blessed us! How great is our God?

  • @RayRayMcAuliffe
    @RayRayMcAuliffe 2 года назад +2

    Congratulations on baby # 2 shaman! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @JoeSmoe215
    @JoeSmoe215 2 года назад +3

    Yes

  • @garrettreid9229
    @garrettreid9229 2 года назад +3

    Shane dropping the Steve spiros quote “I’m afraid of the boogey man” in the wild interview… totally lost on the room. But as a true dawg, i got it and appreciated it greatly 🤘🏻

  • @Jake_venture
    @Jake_venture 2 года назад +3

    Excited to sit down and listen to the broskis

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou 2 года назад +1

    How many times has Matt watched and brought up DaVinci Code?! 🤣

  • @antons6840
    @antons6840 Год назад +3

    Wiki Will’s secret to bangin movie tunes is to just rewrite claaassic jams. MiB is “forget me nots” by Patricia something and Wild West theme is a Stevie wonder track. Turn 1 certified banger into another, respect

    • @StoicWhiz
      @StoicWhiz Год назад +1

      "And the beat goes on" is a banger (Miami)

  • @mikeailinger9975
    @mikeailinger9975 2 года назад +1

    Guard Dogs edits are prime

  • @juanvelez3514
    @juanvelez3514 2 года назад

    Lol “I’m more like a foo gone wild” -Matt hell yeah the higher the sock the downer the foo!

  • @MrStylesC
    @MrStylesC 2 года назад

    This might be the first podcast I patreon. And I just heard found it tonight. Shane’s episode on Ari’s pod got me here. Rogi-wan-kenobi really set things in motion. Forever a fan now

  • @name1of3
    @name1of3 Год назад +1

    These two are so pure.

  • @conorokeefe918
    @conorokeefe918 8 месяцев назад

    Noah and Shawn are now how I’m getting my post-Nadav quitting YMH off camera laughter. Bless the dawgz 🤘🙏

  • @scorpionjacket3129
    @scorpionjacket3129 Год назад +1

    Didn't notice the wrastlers until they threatened to switch to the paytch

  • @RepairRenovateRenew
    @RepairRenovateRenew 2 года назад +2

    Yo this intro is crazy lol Matt is on it with the music productions

    • @zSkiTz
      @zSkiTz 2 года назад +1

      not entirely sure but it might be Gardini with da skillz

    • @RepairRenovateRenew
      @RepairRenovateRenew 2 года назад

      Idk maybe the visuals and Matt does the music? Since the flute I was reinforced but I think he created the original remix of the will Smith song they use on the intro. Makes sense with how hyped he is on him in this ep.

    • @zSkiTz
      @zSkiTz 2 года назад +2

      @@RepairRenovateRenew dude i think you’re right. i was listening to some old testament actually right after i responded to your comment and i believe it was episode 4 they mention how the intro music was Matt. dudes rock for sure

    • @RepairRenovateRenew
      @RepairRenovateRenew 2 года назад +1

      @@zSkiTz the brotherhood grows my friend. SODTAOE

  • @federicozuccarelliofficial
    @federicozuccarelliofficial 2 года назад +6

    I see the BOYS I CLICK

  • @richardcochran5706
    @richardcochran5706 2 года назад +20

    This makes up for Tim Dillon not dropping his pod without any warning... again!

    • @chriswarnick4893
      @chriswarnick4893 2 года назад +4

      My godddd shut up if you need a pod to survive change your lifessss. If I hear one more thing about Tom Dylon I’m gonna kill my selffffff

    • @B1055BH
      @B1055BH 2 года назад +13

      @@chriswarnick4893 Tim Dillon

    • @mightymodo
      @mightymodo 2 года назад +4

      Ikr? Whats up with timmy? Its not like hes taking a break to spend the holidays with his family...

    • @richardcochran5706
      @richardcochran5706 2 года назад +1

      @@mightymodo he's not allowed to. no

    • @HeavyThoughts666
      @HeavyThoughts666 2 года назад +1

      He has covid

  • @Zach-jh6zs
    @Zach-jh6zs 2 года назад +3

    Will Smith edit intro was 🔥🔥🔥

  • @bentonhamann4689
    @bentonhamann4689 Год назад +1

    Shane needs a show that’s just him tell funny history jokes

  • @taylorcox1511
    @taylorcox1511 2 года назад +4

    Making the last few hours of my shift so much better thanks guys

  • @tapetrader2590
    @tapetrader2590 5 месяцев назад +1

    These age well . Revisiting . Covid classic .

    • @spencer120
      @spencer120 2 месяца назад

      blessed you best wishes dawg

  • @BhowardUM88
    @BhowardUM88 2 года назад +1

    This podcast fucks. Glad I found out about the dawgs!

  • @mrjanoycresva
    @mrjanoycresva 2 года назад +1

    I'm pretty sure I was at the $5 tier of the paytch for about 6 months. You're welcome for the Christmas lights, Matt.