The placement of the wrestling action figures solidified the thoughts I’ve had, the men in this room are constantly thinking about the bond the Greeks had with young boys & one day hope it comes back around. I stand with you young bulls
So I lived on the north side in Pittsburg right? I’m a graffiti writer so I was always by the tracks/train yards (where you see the most INSANE shit imaginable.) but there was this chill spot I liked to paint at. I was down there painting like 3-4 times a week and I met this fuckin business man dude. Straight up 3 piece suit, nice fuckin shoes, shit was wild. I’m like, “yo, why you down here with the bums and criminals?” This Fuckin guy looks at me, smiles, and pulls out a tube of model airplane glue and a brown paper bag and just blasted off lol. This fuckin guy probably made 150 grand a year but would spend his time down in a piss corner, huffin fuckin model glue. HA! Shit always tripped me out. I bet that guys dead now. Anyway, Later dawgs.
@@markw110 I was just there visiting and cant fuckin believe how gentrified the NorthSide is! Looks NOTHING like it did in 99-2005 era. Now all the crime and shootings have seemed to have moved over to the SouthSide Carson area. Stay Safe out there man.
Yo, I watched Life of Crime 84-21 twice after the last episode. Woah doggie! what a great and sad story all at the same damn time. Thanks for the recommendation Matt.
Bean and oatmeal dumps will have you taking out a full roll of TP in a day lmaoo the TP industry loves the oat and bean industry. It's what keeps them afloat🤣
the good guys dress in black remember that just in case we ever face to face and make contact the title held by me: mib means what you think you saw you did not see. i still got that shit memorized 20 years later.
Shane dropping the Steve spiros quote “I’m afraid of the boogey man” in the wild interview… totally lost on the room. But as a true dawg, i got it and appreciated it greatly 🤘🏻
Wiki Will’s secret to bangin movie tunes is to just rewrite claaassic jams. MiB is “forget me nots” by Patricia something and Wild West theme is a Stevie wonder track. Turn 1 certified banger into another, respect
This might be the first podcast I patreon. And I just heard found it tonight. Shane’s episode on Ari’s pod got me here. Rogi-wan-kenobi really set things in motion. Forever a fan now
Idk maybe the visuals and Matt does the music? Since the flute I was reinforced but I think he created the original remix of the will Smith song they use on the intro. Makes sense with how hyped he is on him in this ep.
@@RepairRenovateRenew dude i think you’re right. i was listening to some old testament actually right after i responded to your comment and i believe it was episode 4 they mention how the intro music was Matt. dudes rock for sure
Matt is one of the most underrated podcasters out here.
The Shaman
You’re joking, right?
I came to this podcast for the bull, but stayed for the mattelsnake once I heard him start talking!
Man it’s cool as shit that I see you all over videos of/from actual good comedians. You’ve got taste, my brother.
Shaman 2024
"We do not support the Ku Klux Klan. At all. Have you seen the Da Vinci Code?".
Matt is such a fucking gem.
Incredible
Matt has a powerful associative mind
Matt will go from talking about the davinci code to huffing chalkboard cleaner within the same sentence
That flute is like a dawg whistle for the boys 🤘🏻
The 432hz shaman
Racist dog whistle
432 likes on this comment? That's no coincidence
@@THEbudsmailthey ruined it. I did my part to right the wrong way
Just got off work, grabbed My 432hz flute, and strapped in, THE DAWGS HAVE BLESSED US
high spirits, dude. key of g minor.
Dudes, mine came in the mail. It’s so sick. Everyone loves it so much
How great is our God?
That's pretty cool
Don't steal 432hz valor
If Matt doesn’t start every pod with a sick ass flute solo until further notice I’ll be pretty hot about it
Matt saw the mental breakdown of Willard before us. The mushies have spoken. Chris Rock never saw it coming.
Dude he has called a bunch of shit lol. He was on diddys case early
@@AudibleVisibIeand lets not forget Shane calling out Drake years ago
16:57 Matt can blow your mind talking about quantum physics and then 10 minutes later say something like "What's a Jason?"
They never did elaborate on who Jason was...
Yeah..i thought he said 'a jason' as well.
I came late but I’m here dawgs
thought he said jason as well
MSSP has taught me to be comfortable with my teenis.
Your teenis is beautiful
The eternal struggle of man. Indeed sah.
I have a grower teenis. Which is mostly a teenis, but my girlfriend gets to see full mast. I do wish I had a nasty package but teenis lives matter.
This has been an interesting podcast to stumble upon
Indeed it has made my teenis feel more like a man.
Had a tingling feeling in my groin and just knew it was time for the cast.
Right in my dragon skin
🤣🤣Alright, would have honestly spit up if I was drinking. You got me good with that one.
Bless be the God that gives us Shane gillis and matty msk
Bless-ed be indeed!
Shane just went straight Phil on him! 😂 “Don’t be sorry! Fix it!!” 😂
the flute bit is incredible. never stop. and the intros are just amazing.
Fuck what shane has to say the flute is amazing
I hope Shane hates it forever.
It is the simplest and best comedy.
Literally was summoned to this video by the flute 🎼
when that rainbow moonstone hits at 432
Listening to a lot of Old Test eps lately. This ep dropping now is perfect timing. SODTAE.
Gay
You’re in deep
Same as hell. Im on 108
Are those on the paytch?
@@shadownaught yeah, but it's much easier just listening to radio dawgz on youtube.
Came for Shane, stayed for Matt
I think it was his story all along…
Was listening to an episode from a year ago and this popped up. Time traveling today, boys.
2023✨🍄
2023✨🍄
38:22 Gardini nodding along to this story like a disinterested therapist
Finally decided to check out the podcast a month ago and I can happily say that boyz really do rock
I recommend the dawg roll call vids on Patreon. Funniest thing I've ever seen.
Agreed.
@@zdizzle9423 hands down funniest shit ever.
They need to do a new dawgz role call.
Would be so epic.
These new testaments are severely impacting my ability to catch up on old testament. What a blessing though. Praised be to the bols.
Praise be… on high
Damn this hits different after the Emmy’s. I wonder if the GI Jane joke was freak code?
im loving going through these eps! i will be sad when im all caught up.
Yes! I needed this today. Makes my shitty day better.
same. its almost as if i have friends again who werent dragged in by the coofid cult..
Remember dawg... shitty day , not shitty life
@Eric G I have a great life. Couldn't agree more. Thanks for the support dawg
@@Monscent lol you know Shane is vaxxed right? This ain’t the pod for you my guy
The placement of the wrestling action figures solidified the thoughts I’ve had, the men in this room are constantly thinking about the bond the Greeks had with young boys & one day hope it comes back around.
I stand with you young bulls
Hail Paimon
"He's like...adjacent."
"Whats a Jason"
Matt and shane both realizing that themselves and their families are meatheads is hilarious and inspiring. Truely two too powerful clans
Thank you Matt and Shane!
“Big mechanical spider and a handicapped man, that counts” 😂
Creatures
as always thanks for the time stamps. looking forward to the gard dawg on Dad Meat Sunday. shout out to the garden hose.
Which of these guys are in WAR MODE?
Will smith intro aged quite well
Lmao wild right?! The shaman has blessed us with his untethered foresight.
I wanna hear the guard dawg scream “JADEN” 😂😂
Gotta love that dirty dawg boot appearing at the bottom right for the second half of the ep
So I lived on the north side in Pittsburg right? I’m a graffiti writer so I was always by the tracks/train yards (where you see the most INSANE shit imaginable.) but there was this chill spot I liked to paint at. I was down there painting like 3-4 times a week and I met this fuckin business man dude. Straight up 3 piece suit, nice fuckin shoes, shit was wild. I’m like, “yo, why you down here with the bums and criminals?” This Fuckin guy looks at me, smiles, and pulls out a tube of model airplane glue and a brown paper bag and just blasted off lol. This fuckin guy probably made 150 grand a year but would spend his time down in a piss corner, huffin fuckin model glue. HA! Shit always tripped me out. I bet that guys dead now.
Anyway,
Later dawgs.
I was a Northside boy...now Im a South Hills Man...
@@markw110 I was just there visiting and cant fuckin believe how gentrified the NorthSide is! Looks NOTHING like it did in 99-2005 era. Now all the crime and shootings have seemed to have moved over to the SouthSide Carson area. Stay Safe out there man.
@@mr.martyr8573 . Yes...drive DD on the side...E carson is beautiful most days...Friday/Saturday nights though?! Forget about it!
Rewatching this shit after Willard just speed bagged Chris Rock at the oscars! Love this podcast!
Same!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remembered this part and had to go and rediscover
@@LarryGoggins000 You kno!
"My rockstar lifestyle ended in 5th grade with chalkboard cleaner"
matt and shane secret podcast. It's the only real podcast out there.
“I was doing probably 9 farts per hour” yes my favorite unit of measurement
My favorite time of the week. THE DAWG DROP!!!
I can’t tell you how this gets me through my work day but this is literally the best podcast
Flautistic.... Shane is a 5-star General of puns
Out of all the podcast I listen to, this is the one that I get excited for
I can't believe Matt is actually good at the flute
Laughed OUT LOUD at the Ben Franklin eyeglasses bit.
4:20 "You seen The DaVinci Code?" That had me rolling.
54:44 matt talking abt the eagles and the chiefs, i’m watching on tuesday after super bowl with the chiefs and the eagles on sunday
Best pod ever i would ride into battle for these dawgs
That work boot in the lower right is KILLIN ME.
That intro....that 432 Hz flute...my chakras are now fully aligned.
This podcast is heaven sent man 🙌🏻🙏🏻
Billy’s foot is the real MVP in this episode.
Yo, I watched Life of Crime 84-21 twice after the last episode. Woah doggie! what a great and sad story all at the same damn time. Thanks for the recommendation Matt.
it was wild
"sucks nobody huffs anymore" - the shaman himself 😂
When I saw that slap I immediately thought of this episode! The dawgz are ahead of the curve.. Full blown spectrum 🙌🏻
Bean and oatmeal dumps will have you taking out a full roll of TP in a day lmaoo the TP industry loves the oat and bean industry. It's what keeps them afloat🤣
Why does every single episode have a five minute discussion on pooping? Why does it never get old?
It’s why we keep coming back
Because Everybody Poops
22:50 DOG BALLED 🤣
After him smacking Chris Rock this video is very telling
the good guys dress in black remember that
just in case we ever face to face and make contact
the title held by me: mib
means what you think you saw you did not see.
i still got that shit memorized 20 years later.
This is probably the funniest podcast to exist.
Shout out MacGruber sex scene! That movie is underrated comedy gold. That’s insane that Peacock app brought it back as a TV series!
will smith gone nuts
wiccci wicci wild west jim west! back at it! 17:56 thanks shane
Shout out foos gon wild
We the lads support this cast and it’s views
Daaaa boys
I ❤️ the heart shaped philodendron in the background 🌱
25:15 haven’t laughed that hard in awhile kudos Shane
This jawn better have a lot of views because it’s on my recommendations every day
“you ever have constipated, diarrhea?” “I’ve had it all bro” 😂😂 💩 💨
10:28 holy shit this is actually valuable info. You guys might have just saved me from the shit monster I’m buying gummies rn
My girls been having dreams of Matt and Shane since I started playing it nonstop while she sleeps
BIG drop, much appreciated dawgz
Matt’s mind is perfectly unstable.
congratulations Matt 👶🏽👶🏽
The intros to some of the casts are so funny I wonder who makes them
You know it’s gonna be a good episode with an intro like that
I need the flute to never go away 😂😂
Nothing makes me happier than listening to these generals talk about American history
“We’ll see how fucking portly I am…”
Shit killed me 😂😂
Out here crushing mad beers flicking through RUclips when all of a sudden the Dawgs have blessed us! How great is our God?
Congratulations on baby # 2 shaman! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Yes
Shane dropping the Steve spiros quote “I’m afraid of the boogey man” in the wild interview… totally lost on the room. But as a true dawg, i got it and appreciated it greatly 🤘🏻
Easy going!?
@@danieldoyle7839 correct
Excited to sit down and listen to the broskis
How many times has Matt watched and brought up DaVinci Code?! 🤣
Wiki Will’s secret to bangin movie tunes is to just rewrite claaassic jams. MiB is “forget me nots” by Patricia something and Wild West theme is a Stevie wonder track. Turn 1 certified banger into another, respect
"And the beat goes on" is a banger (Miami)
Guard Dogs edits are prime
Lol “I’m more like a foo gone wild” -Matt hell yeah the higher the sock the downer the foo!
This might be the first podcast I patreon. And I just heard found it tonight. Shane’s episode on Ari’s pod got me here. Rogi-wan-kenobi really set things in motion. Forever a fan now
These two are so pure.
Noah and Shawn are now how I’m getting my post-Nadav quitting YMH off camera laughter. Bless the dawgz 🤘🙏
Didn't notice the wrastlers until they threatened to switch to the paytch
Yo this intro is crazy lol Matt is on it with the music productions
not entirely sure but it might be Gardini with da skillz
Idk maybe the visuals and Matt does the music? Since the flute I was reinforced but I think he created the original remix of the will Smith song they use on the intro. Makes sense with how hyped he is on him in this ep.
@@RepairRenovateRenew dude i think you’re right. i was listening to some old testament actually right after i responded to your comment and i believe it was episode 4 they mention how the intro music was Matt. dudes rock for sure
@@zSkiTz the brotherhood grows my friend. SODTAOE
I see the BOYS I CLICK
This makes up for Tim Dillon not dropping his pod without any warning... again!
My godddd shut up if you need a pod to survive change your lifessss. If I hear one more thing about Tom Dylon I’m gonna kill my selffffff
@@chriswarnick4893 Tim Dillon
Ikr? Whats up with timmy? Its not like hes taking a break to spend the holidays with his family...
@@mightymodo he's not allowed to. no
He has covid
Will Smith edit intro was 🔥🔥🔥
Shane needs a show that’s just him tell funny history jokes
Making the last few hours of my shift so much better thanks guys
These age well . Revisiting . Covid classic .
blessed you best wishes dawg
This podcast fucks. Glad I found out about the dawgs!
I'm pretty sure I was at the $5 tier of the paytch for about 6 months. You're welcome for the Christmas lights, Matt.