If he has long enough hair, that would be perfect for just doing what the old cartoons did, pulling things out of thin air from your back. Imagine turning around for a few moments and when you look back at him he has a sledgehammer.
Fun fact: his hair is actually the body of his true form (which is just a hairball with an eye in it) which means you would practically be brushing his body!
It's the tentacle / tendrils thing. Darkness manifested as hair strands or what ever when in reality it's / they / he ( ? ) is either partly sentient / sapient darkness or shadow entity or completely sentient darkness / what ever ( got some lovecraftian stuff going on here )
Never try to untangle hair by the top of the head, aka roots, you're actually supposed to brush your ends, then slowly go up and finally reach the top of you head, it breaks your hair less and helps untangle knots in hair, instead of just pulling the whole thing out with hair that didn't need to be pulled out
I refuse to believe that homie's hair isn't made of darkness and cats
and flesh and bloods
and something that gives it a mind of its own..
his hair is his real body
Aizawa on crack
Really? I was thinking his hair was plastic XD it sounds so plasticy hahaha
I'm surprised he isn't feeling any pain cause that sounds painful
He probably is but he just smiles though it ☺️
That poor doe :)..
@@M1ssy.M0lly yes =).
More like enjoying it 👁️👄👁️
@@ruth540 "hArDeR mOmMy 🥵"
Dude has a whole ecosystem in there
LMAO
Facts.
160 like- why am I always stuck in the 60s-
LMAO
My hair is also like that lol
he looks so cute just sitting there omg 😭
Ikr
I know!!
Finally someone who agrees that Doe is adorable
😭😭 yess I don’t even know how-
Yeah he's cute 😆
Seeing as he seems to be 4th dimensional stalker goblin, he can probably keep his hair a mess to keep you brushing it
Cannon
FR
I heard that he can make his hair's shaoe into any form😂
@@QuietDaysAndStormyNights frrrr
his hair moves on it’s own so-
Bro now I headcanon that he can store like little knicknacks in his hair
If he has long enough hair, that would be perfect for just doing what the old cartoons did, pulling things out of thin air from your back. Imagine turning around for a few moments and when you look back at him he has a sledgehammer.
Hippity Hoppity This Headcanon is now my property
sounds reasonable tbh
THE WAY HIS SHIRT CHANGED FROM "uncomfy curl" to "IDK" to "Boo" WAS SO FREAKING CUTE OML- also it's a pretty neat detail uvu
yes
*Sounds like satisfying crunchy slime* 😭
Fr tho 😭
He looks so freakin happy rn
he always looks a little happy
HIS HAIR IS LIKE MADE OF CONCRETE-
Crusty musty rusty hair
NOOOO
Lmfao
Do you know his hair is actually his body….
Joe looks so cute sitting there like that😭
how he isn't feeling pain when you pull his hair???
He likes it
@@samanthabolin4075 kinky
He doesn’t feel pain
what happens when you pet its hair
I think he don't have pain receptors
Fun fact: his hair is actually the body of his true form (which is just a hairball with an eye in it) which means you would practically be brushing his body!
*strokes hair*
How my mom does my hair after summer vacation without brushing it-
Idk what I was expecting but it certainly wasn’t that! 😂
Also, I love the way his shirt changed to IKD when they asked was his hair is lol
His hair sounds like someone is stepping on ice
SO UNDERATED WHY
I like my 4th Dimensional stalker goblins with messy hair but this goes beyond my limits
simping for serial killers squad🤪😬😈🤚
When you're a shapeshifter but you can't uncrustify your weave
Such a handsome young man could you give us a big ol smile Doe 💀
How cute it doesn't even look like he killed us in the game
His hair is made of those branches from Coraline
As someone who has seen Coraline a god forbidden amount of times, I completely agree
I love how his shirt says IDK 😆
"just eyes dude"
I need a whole other game just for the purpose of giving him a goddamn bath
I'd pay for that c:
he’d disintegrate. literally.
Fr
This is a year old.. I know that he would disintegrate
@@nika_759 sorry. it was a joke, lmao. r/wooosh???
You:"Dude, what's your hair?"
Doe:"Me"
He's a weirdcore entity that escaped I guess....??? Maybe???🤨🤔😑🤷♀️
Why am I not surprised:_)
о русский чел
@@qwerxx9027 прив :)
@Kitty Lover wdym?
@Kitty Lover wdym?
@Kitty Lover I know fnaf lore, I don't understand why did you said "you don't feel pain like Elizabeth Afton"
crunchy lol
For some reason, that hair reminds me of Aku.
I was thinking that
It's the tentacle / tendrils thing. Darkness manifested as hair strands or what ever when in reality it's / they / he ( ? ) is either partly sentient / sapient darkness or shadow entity or completely sentient darkness / what ever ( got some lovecraftian stuff going on here )
My mom every day before school brushing my hair:
fun fact, its cannon that if someone trys to brush his hair his hair will try to consume your arm tho he will give your arm back
He is so cute in your style
Dude literally has hair built out of fukin cats or something that thing was feral as fuk-
This dude's hair is a mixture of long, tangled, kinda cool not gonna lie, and scary
And then we have me with oily hair even if I took a shower 💗
I feel like if it was anybody else they would have just threw the brush at em and ran :)
This boy thick. Also if my hair is brushed by my mom it will hurt and she's going gently.
Pov: My hair after I removed a hairstyle that stayed on me for 3 weeks
im surprised how hair brush is still one piece..
I'm surprised the broom didn't fold into the 6th dimension
As a person with curly hair, I think that Doe has curly hair so do not brush it, PLEASE 😭
My hair basicaly
Is that a wood sound effect-
Wow that's my hair every morning
Olha a crocância😍
Don't you mean chest??
i just love how he can be either cute and scary at the same time
I snorted, lol. This was exactly the kind of video I was looking for, one of someone brushing that hair XD 10/10
Bro is probably hiding every possible weapon in his hair💀🙏🏻
Homie got firecrackers in his hair😭😭
😂😂😂
The fact that he's sitting there like nothing is wrong meanwhile her...struggling to brush his hair I would have the same problem.
this already brings me trauma from when my hair was like this in a nutshell and it took hours to detangle it 💀💀😭😭
Oh my gosh
Never try to untangle hair by the top of the head, aka roots, you're actually supposed to brush your ends, then slowly go up and finally reach the top of you head, it breaks your hair less and helps untangle knots in hair, instead of just pulling the whole thing out with hair that didn't need to be pulled out
*The souls of the dead* and kitties!!!! ❤😺
Normal person: ew he's so scary what do you even see in him?!
John Doe simps: EVERYTHING.
The "idk" shirt is like WhEeZe
I LOVE HOW IS FACE IS JUST A SMILE AND HE IS LIKE “Hair attack-“
I find this really relaxing without earphones so everyone can hear it
He doesn't have pain receptors in his body- they're all in his hair
Sounds like my ankles at 3am😅
he's so silly i love how he sits ❤
this could be rlly good or rlly bad 😭 cs all of doe’s pain receptors are in his hair, not his body .. but he is a masochist so yeah 😍
Bro fr said: Oh yeah my hair uhh.. *hair hiss*
Rukia and renji in a diff universe 😔
Crusty hair XD
Bro this is everyone in the morning
POV: Jeff the killer's hair… no, pretty much every creepypasta's hair.
Slenderman would get angry reading this
That explains the left over hair eyeballs!
John doe’s hair is quite.. salty
Bro is just sitting there, enjoying every second of it XD
Don't worry thats just how John hair is
He’s like a little cat just chilling
*moms when pic day😭🤚*
I think that John Doe is pretty cute ❤️
I knew it something in there and I knew it just wasn't here
Pov: your mom is doing your hair for school
Bro sounds like he’s brushing twigs 💀💀
Bro hair sounds like someone stepping on a creeky floor board
I SWEAR HIS HAIR IS LITERALLY CLASSIFIED AS AN ANIMAL 💀🙏🙏
I still love that man ❤️
At the end his shirt said boo 😂😂
crispy hair asmr
*Tokoyami in real life be like:*
Relatable😔
Except I’d be screaming and sobbing💀
ITS COILY AND CRISPY 😭
His hair is like screech's tentacles
his hair would eat the brush like that brush would be gone
their like oh shit i don't get paid Enough
Doe : I am fine.
Also doe : *MY HEAD IS IN PAIN.*
John Doe giving me Jeff the killer vibes
My hair is just like John Doe’s hair,but Mine is shorter
I can just imagine the knots in his hair
Bro would be wailing with pain fr
БОЖЕЕЕЕЕЕ, Я НЕ МОГУ, ОН ТАК ПРИКОЛЬНО СИДИТ, ПОКА ЕГО ЧЕШУТ
Uhhhh, I know my hair is bad…but I think this takes the cake.
he almost had a heart attack
Dude, what is your hair?
The shirt :idk