"Ridiculous" Espresso Workflow Ever!
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When you need a coffee just to make your coffee:
😂😂😂🤣😂
Ngomong naon sih
Correct
@@muhammadnazel9443 huh?
Правильно братан, хуйня ради хуйни
C: Good morning can I have a short black?
B: Here's your short black, have a good evening.
😂
Well maybe you all are just too effing lazy to do it normally
Its cold!...
Lmao
yeah no kidding!😂
Dude puts gloves on to make coffee at 5am
And that is all you need to know about this person. Good grief lol
Could be a mid day coffee 😂
" I'll have a Large skinny Latte please"
"That'll be 5 years"
" Don't You mean £5?"
"No, I mean 5 years"
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
😅😅😅
😂😂
Lol 😂😂
Were u from miss
Yeah that “OCD” pretty much sums up the whole thing nicely
And was the least necessary component of the prep! Could just tamp and be good.
@@adamhicks1212WRONG, you won’t get it even if you just tamp
Was thinking the same thing
"How pretentious do you want it?"
"Yes"
Pretentious was the first word that came to mind watching this
Bro you probably think cars are pretentious
@@Anzio_VR if its a pretentious car 🤷♂️
For spme people its very relaxing, just like a morning ritual
Not at all pretentious. Just ignorance on your part assuming other people can’t find something more interesting than you so
Start making Coffee at 3 a.m. , ready at 8 a.m.
Probably took 15 minutes
This is funny 😂 but still its so worth it in the end.
From scaling to sipping takes 3M max. What are you dreaming?
“I just got a new job, let’s celebrate with a premium latte!”
*premium latte arrives*
“I actually just retired”
Lol!
superb
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Best Joke ever
it's espresso
"Sorry I'm a few hours late boss. I had to make some coffee"
That so true 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
some.. it's actually "a" cup coffee 😂
I feel like that when I make espresso without all this crap lol
Boss : Now you will have all the time you need to make Coffee Sam because you're FIRED!
It takes just a little bit longer than making the mud water that comes out of one of those big old coffee pots. Espresso tastes better and has more caffeine.
Dude it's been 3 years and I'm still waiting for that espresso
😂😂😂 still in 2022??
That’s an exslowo 😂
Mate, at that rate you will have to wait 3 more.
It's fermenting and aging. It's called vintage expresso. It's a new thing, or old I guess 🤷.
Customer- “I’d like a double shot espresso” Barista- “okay, it will be ready tomorrow”
LOL. More like, okay what time would you like to schedule pick up?
This whole process is still quicker than brewing a pot of drip coffee, he’s also slowing down to show us tools and processes
It's quicker yes, but way more involved.
My plain-old coffee machine would disagree on that. And I don't mean to brag, but people tell me it's a great cup of coffee.
@@Chris_UndergroundI like old fashioned machine coffee but nothing beats the buzz and taste of espresso. It hits you almost like cocaine lol!
@@TheElectrikCowhey its like manual transmissions. just different peoples tastes yk
Bro, why do espresso called that way. 😅
Ok.. i'll come back tomorrow when my coffee ready..
😂
Jajajajajajaj
😂😂😂
Cold brew afficionados: Are we a joke to you?
This isn't coffee..... This is something else
“That’ll be $54.00 Dollars Sir”
“😮”
54 dollars = 285 reais aqui no Brasil 🤣🤣
Idk it seems to me more like $69.00
Hahhaahahaahhahajajajaa
@@mrbessa7083 it is approximately 180 Turkish liras
Those needles look sharp af
The cleanup was the most satisfying part.
Yeah nah
@@svenkenway2962 nah yeah
Coffee looks like it was roasted in the stone ages
“And now for our 17th tamp. This is the one that REALLY holds the grinds in there.”
Well, to be fair.... he did tamp just once. Everything else was done to ensure that there are as little air pockets as possible. I had one last night and I did 2 of the 20 things this guy did.
@@prime3106 nerd
@@kylelikescoffee3683 I don't see how that's a bad thing
@@prime3106 a couple of coffee fanatics website have tested the pin thing vs side tapping followed by down tapping showing exactly zero difference.
@@prime3106
Not sure about how irritating these steps could be, but the sound effect and the feel of the steps and military grade quality of materials was very satisfying 😅
I don’t think in the end it’s even about the coffee but the experience of the process 😆
Yeah tbh it's not my thing but neither is like a tea ceremony that they do in Japan
Let people enjoy whatever bullshit they choose rather than getting bent out of shape over it
I think it’s about the video lol
Definitely, I enjoy the process of making a good 🍵 of coffee, however, he added couple of unnecessary steps.
@@videosbahja coffee is easy to make, espresso is extremely challenging to do well. The problem is all the variables; I don’t have a routine this complex, but a few steps are certainly necessary if you want it tasting like anything other than a bitter mess.
The essentials are a coffee grinder capable of grinding evenly to the fineness espresso requires, a decent distribution technique to make sure you compress the coffee evenly in the basket and good basket prep.
Esse tipo de café, além de saboroso, é uma arte!
Oo I need one of the portafilter stands. The OCD is nice though. I use a WDT but your set up is much more impressive.
Them: "So what would you say your time is worth?"
You: "No"
As a person who just bought an espresso machine this video just reminded me not to make it this complicated. Thank you 🙂
So... you prepare it all at a borderline maniacal level... AND THEN FILL UP THE FRIKING CUP UNTIL THE EDGE??? Ma no cazzooooo! 😂😂😂😂😂
68 g shot pulled. I guarantee it tasted awful.
Il tocco di classe finale noi italiani ce lo mettiamo sempre 🤣🤣
Your comment is THE BEST
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"how much money did you waste to make that coffee?"
"Not as much as you did to buy it"
Routine for the perpetually single man.
Funny I’m married and I do this every morning and sometimes at night
@@MelancholicFools you use two extra filters and two distribution tools on top of the tamp?
@@otto_jk for real some that don't do shit
In a home, it'd be a more common routine for the wealthy than the "single". Some of those tools alone cost +$200. Espresso Machines are the price of used cars.
Could also be wealthy AND single...
@@FumetsuNoAnataE still sad. Waste all that money to just make it more effort to make coffee. Spending lots of money should make the thing easier
That OCD object looked like an Aluminium weed Grinder !! 😂
And I thought dabs were complicated
@@kevinliang9502 It's kind of like meditation if you're into this sort of thing.
Back when I used to do heroin I used to go thru a similar step by step process to get it to make into powder, I snorted it.
Get everything off the plastic by pressing it together and then tearing the plastic of fast, repeat, measure out the baking powder, mix it in a bit on a small plate, heat up the plate underneath with a lighter just enough to make it pliable, keep folding it together, repeat, scrape everything off the plate and spoon and put into a pile, repeat, add more powder if needed, mix until everything is mixed and broken up into a uniform powder... it was a process every time that even tho we were sick an hour ago somehow just making it up calms us down.
At first it was a means to an end. After some time even knowing it was a pain, it was almost enjoyable.
Whatever.
@@dsandoval9396 I definitely agree but never tried heroin. It's a ritual. Vapes are great but it lacks the ritual. Same with making coffee
"Wow look at all this shit I gotta clean."
Probably has a lil fancy brush and an air compressor on hand haha.
I do like how the grounds went ‘thunk’ at the end though, that looked satisfyingly dry and easy to clean
This guys best pickup line is "hi AAAAAAH" *Runs away scared*
In the words of a legend. "Forgive my ignorance but is all this necessary?"
You don’t need a camera tondo this
@@riemsesy you also don’t need the scale at the end lol
Resounding no. The needle thingy avoids clumps and channeling, it's useful. The tamper too. The rest is OCD.
No...
Это восхитительно! Для идеального кофе нужны идеальные инструменты, хорошее настроение и "немного" времени 💪👍🤣🤣🤣
И много денег )
I literally want to see science that this actually does ANYTHING to the final product compared to conventional preparation.
all those steps before the preparation are done to prevent channeling in the extraction…But since he has a bottomless filter you can see he still has it(i think at least). The idea is having the coffee going through this filter and with the first drop it should be coming right through the middle. I am a complete noob to coffee making but i also use a bottomless filter and have to say that my coffee collects faster to the middle than his. I think it makes a difference to just grinding it and tamping. But the way he does it just would would for me already take too long. I love the ritual of making a good coffee but as it looks like making coffee and how at the end is also subjective and he is obviously willing to do all those extra steps. But i have to admit its a cool setup he has there and for sure is a lot of fun to play around with🙂
@@climbinn I work at a coffee shop and get paid to do this. My boss who's been doing this for a long long time informed me that these steps don't actually do anything to the flavor at all
Preparing the espresso like that ensures it'll have a good crema layer to make art* with and it has a better mouth feel, if taste isn't your gauge. To me it usually tastes less bitter if not nuttier ("less burnt") when it's poured at the right pace with a "well packed bowl". Not too tight, but snug and consistent so you get the best, creamiest taste you can from each part of it individually. (Simultaneously, in this case of espresso machine.)
*If what looks like an onion counts as latte art, I'm an expert. Otherwise, this is just how I understand it so far based on hobby experimenting.
people gaslighting themselves into thinking that all these unnecessary steps will make their coffee taste different:
That piece of equipment called “OCD” 😂👏
Exactly!! 😂 Ive been looking for this comment
Omg same I was searching and I was like did know one notice that
“How much unnecessary nonsense do you want in your coffee routine?”
“Yes”
😂
All of it has a functional purpose and will have a small difference in the cup.
Better, even extraction
@@unpersonableme1805 you don’t need most of this froufrou for a great shot of espresso. James Hoffman is a world class barista and he uses maybe half of these tools, if even that.
@@NoogahOogah each of these tools will improve the extraction consistency though
When you have to explain to your boss why you were 8 hrs late to work because you were making coffee and show them this video 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆
Do what Wired Gourmet does and put a paper filter UNDERNEATH the metal filter on top to make cleanup easier
"How much distribution tool do you need?"
"Yes"
Le cinéma 🤣
With how long this took to make me and Joey Diaz could have gotten all the gas station or d&d Brazilian blend we wanted
That shit's liquid meth
That 711 Brazilian Bold will keep you up longer than the time it takes to make this coffee, that's what isis drinks!
That liquid meth💀
When you want coffee and an entire load of dishes in one go
People that don't understand espresso: "ThIs TaKeS 5 yEaRs!!!!"
It's literally called "Express", it takes a minute to get ready in any Italian place that makes coffee. It's faster to make this at home than to use a normal moka, it even taste better (but it's expensive).
moka is meh
Younger me would've laughed at this. But two months into cafe R&D and learning the quirks of my espresso machine, I'm willing to try anything just to get consistent pulls throughout the day.
them: how complicated would you like this to be?
me: yes!
That knock at the end was satisfying 🤣 I actually said “beautiful” and laughed out loud.
To a dude used to have OCD like myself, I can see why people would love to do this. Sure, it takes a lot of effort. But that's its beauty. It feels kinda calming and satisfying too.
Я уже не хочу кофе😅 спасибо, слишком долго
😂
Love this way off coffee making...
Do you have a list somewhere with all the products that u used?
🙏
This is truly ridiculous :
- Saint Anthony Industries Shot Collar ($100)
- Normcore / 58mm Needle style Distributor Tool ($80)
- ONA Coffee Distributor OCD ($160)
- The Force Tamper (dynamometric tamper) ($200)
$540 worth of tool, just for filling a basket...
@@zakinster1 😳😳 😉🤣🙏
Going in, the grinds look like a medium roast, but what's coming from that shower screen is daaaaark.
Me watch this video:
**Nespresso machine pressed**
Damn it has been an hour since I ordered coffee.
Calm down, you’re next.
@@dickdeadeyesez yea next year maybe !🤣
We got you!
That sound of the crema.
Gives me the shivers. 🥴❤
Me who chugs the ready made coffee from Nestlé : 😳
The only thing wrong with that is buying Nestlé. It's a great idea to boycott them because of their murderous business practices, for many reasons why Moon has made a good video documenting their crimes against humanity.
The OCD emblem suits this process of making a cup of coffee.
That OCD distributor puck had me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me, 3Am, calmly waiting for my coffee while trying to stay alive one more hour to finish the project
OCD name on this thing is so accurate
No, this is perfectionism, not OCD. There's millions of people self diagnosed with OCD, and none of them know what it's like to actually live with OCD.
@@DubTheG Bro chill
Perfectionism is a symptom of OCD
That cream from espresso is soooo awsome ❤
Love the workflow and the puck pop at the end!
The channeling is caused by those clumps you left in before the tamp
10 a.m: can I get a coffe please?
8 p.m: enjoy your coffe 👌🏼
When it looks so delicious but ends up just being a shot glass of black coffee
The irony is that coffee looked watered down
Its because they pull too much coffee. They (this kinda home barista type guy) have a rule that expresso should be like 32 g after extraction when if you live in any expresso traditional drinking country you know that an expresso is like half of that. The coffee looked fantastic but they just let it pour too much
Watching this was actually therapeutic like ASMR! Very relaxing!
OCD perfectly describes this method of making Espresso! At the same time, looks fantastic!
If someone put on gloves to start making me coffee im walking out and never talking to them again
I love how everything so fancy and it is sitting on a 2 x 4
Yo lo hacía también cuando trabaje en un restaurante italiano especializado en la ciudad de México
It’s just coffee people, relax with all the equipment already
One of the chefs I worked with on April Fools made fake lil chocolate cakes with real icing using espresso ground. Got me pretty bad 💀
A wdt, a good tamp, and _maybe_ a leveler are all you need. Any more money spent on puck prep tools is essentially a no-value return on investment.
Действия завораживают.
Это для настоящих любителей кофе.
As the name ocd
This is actually ocd😂😂
What’s the name of the funnel/distributor?? Looks very handy!
Me: Can I book a coffee for next month?
Shop: Yes will get right that right now!
In commercial boutique caffes even we don't do this much prep and probably still have better tasting coffee. We use slayer machines too
We substituted Foldgers Crystal's for this fine coffee. Nobody could tell the difference
От такой чашки и сердце выпрыгнет!
So… how long for the coffee?
It’ll be ready in 3 to 5 business days.
You have forgotten to bang the coffee cup repeatedly on to the counter top to remove the air bubbles, that affects the flavour...
Alright, wet the paper for adherance. Grind the beans. Level the surface of the grinds. Evenly distribute the grinds with the wire thingy so the density is uniform throughout the cross-section. Level the surface of the grinds so it's an even compression. Compress to appropriate thickness. I love it.
I went to the shop and waited 16 minutes. All worth it. Best 7 dollar espresso of my life!
7 dollar robbed... 1.20 euros in italy... have a nice day...
*Move the coffee to left to see it*
*Coffee falls
Him: ''There is nothing we can do"
I have that grind distributor, had it 3 years, really nice.
while you are setting up, I already managed to drink a mug
I'm a barista and this gives me serial killer vibes...
sir, I just need a coffee, not a drama...
Yes bruh, come to London and make an espresso in 30 min. Good luck with this skills
Через три дня, кофе был готов!!!)
дрочь какая-то
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3 hours later you drink that espresso
I have this coffee mashine too but not nearly as many steps. Just grind the coffee and smooth it out. No filter paper or this wire thingy.
And yet an Arabic cup of coffee from a street vendor in Jordan for 50 cents, made in a kettle that has seen better days, tastes like a million bucks
The thing I have a problem with is espresso machines at home I can find one that's just like a normal coffee machine that makes 12 cups of
Like 40 people died of starvation and preventable disease while we watched this mindless ultra indulgence
The gloves make me feel creeped out. Like a serial killer needs an espresso to keep going. 😳
nice shot mate keep up the good work
How Starbucks make coffe when Im late:
This is why my wife complains that I take half an hour to make one cup of coffee
a whole science experiment just for a cup of coffee
If I were a coffee person and had the time for it...yeah, I could see myself doing this.
OCD in the background is definitely a way to describe what i'm looking at here