Jägermeister Review: That's Some Nice German Engineering
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- Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2020
- Jägermeister time. I’m happy to report I absolutely nailed my zoom job interview after this Jäger review. (Minus the part where I fell asleep.) 🤷🏻♂️
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When I was in college I’d empty an entire Jager bottle into a Nalgene water bottle, fill the rest up with Red Bull, and then I was ready for the weekend. By the time you get a third of the way through the bottle- it goes down dangerously smoothly.
The fact that you're still breathing is a testament to either a loving god, the existence of superheroes, or both. Jesus fucking Christ on a bike.
JagerBombs!! Red bull helps keep you awake allllll night, well after you black out. That's what they told me.
Im german and me and my buddies used to each drink a whole bottle every few weeks, the beginning always goes down like shit, but by the half way point it tastes amazing and you can't stop drinking more
I used to do that with tequila and monster and then go make friends
TheRisingMelancholy Or maybe I just always had a plan, a DD and a safe place to sleep. Party responsibly folks.
Jägermeister's tagline should be "Gin will feel like a soft drink"
Damnnnnn
Drank 3/4 of a 750 Bombay Saphire on a bad day. A great buzz but that next day I kept telling my friends "feels like I have a drill putting screws in my temples".
That’s the one thing I can’t drink straight
gin and juice is delicious
@@thatoneguybones8036 Bud if it takes a whole bottle of anything to catch a buzz then you need to take a couple weeks off. 😂
"Tastes like cough syrup and chewing tobacco cooked in a horse leather pouch" 😂😂😂
So precise...!
@@kennywood9911
Ya beat me to the cough syrup description.
The rest of your description is spot on as well.
Ooh! I thought he said "a whore's leather pouch".
Sadly, that is the most accurate description that I've ever heard for Jager.
Shits putrid
honestly the best way to have this stuff is to disregard the "ice cold" thing and have it hot with fruit tea, they serve it up in the mountains for skiiers in austria and i swear it can bring back the dead
I mix it with orange juice. It’s pretty good.
@John Briar ever had Tanqueray Rangpur? good shit
Id rather stick with Jaeger. I had gin once and that shit tasted like industrial floor cleaner.
@@MezzoForte4 literally. But hey after 2 shots of gin, drinking industrial alcohol isnt so bad
@John Briar gin tastes like carpet cleaner foh 😂😂
Im dying at how fast the bottle got empty after the first initial taste.
LMFAOOOOO thank you for pointing that out 🤣
"Best served ice-cold"
"Well, we're not doing that today."
Me: "Yikes!"
Exactly what I thought...
Man you are the one the best at your craft. Every expression, every word, every movement is just perfect 👌
Thanks Max! I appreciate the kind words!
@UCifd_XZLkX9jUgF3Ffh47Aw that was actually funny
@@TheLurkerAtTheThreshold I hate when they do that
pairs with rage, memory loss, and... shhhhhhhhhhhhitty pizza
Shitty pizza is fantastic pizza when you don't remember what good pizza tastes like!
don't burn it 😂😂
shitty pizza is still better than no pizza :^)
Little Caesars and Jager is the best, fight me
Pairs better with joviality, friendly conversation, and bratwurst.
I want to punch a wall but i wont... will i? Had me actually dying 🤣
I felt that. I'm not sure if I want to laugh or cry. Apparently, both.
That got me, too. Why do young men punch walls so much? I seemed like the right thing to do, back then.
@@MrRedberd I felt this on a deep personal level
Lmao I swear I was conscious the whole time but still woke up with bloody knuckles
@@MrRedberd Reminds me of when i was 16 i punched a few holes in my buddy's closet from the side wall so at one point let me punch an entire door. I can say it has almost inspired me to go buy som dry wall take the time to paint and put pictures up to punch that wall till it bleeds. Anyways i gotta finish ordering my food in this drive thru people gettin mad rowdy
When you land that job, Abby is going to come crawling back. Mark my words.
Who is Abby?
@@Joyylin His ex-wife, fictitious or otherwise. I recommend the Boone's Farm "strawberry daiquiri" video.
On the contrary, I think he just marked his territory.
He's fine on his own, all of us are. Whether you have a partner or not us pretty random. In our minds, all of us are alone. Some have true soulmates. Others have someone on their arm.
Good damn friends are at least as good as mismatched lovers - we're truly all alone at worst or at best in line with our very best of friends. It is quite common to be very much entangled in a relationship but feel very much alone.
@@neen42 projection your honour
"It feels like someone has shoved a black licorice up my nose, then yanked it out my mouth" LOL
Pretty much sums up the Jagger experience.
When I was a kid, my sister’s German mother-in-law gave my cousin and I Jäger for our tummy aches.....Last thing I remember was being outside in the snow with only 1 shoe on
Obviously weren’t too worried about that tummy ache after that I guess LMAOO 😭
The aroma elicits a memory, drinking it then guarantees you'll never be able to retrieve it.
We sang a song in college that goes like this: "Jägermeister, BLOWS YOUR HEAD OFF!" Those are the only lyrics. You just repeat them faster and faster until you reach incoherence (much like drinking it).
Jager is specifically engineered by Germany's most insane geniuses to instigate drunken violence followed by 10 hour hangover naps.
And a brown tap of pain and sadness the next day
My buddy's famous drink is some Jaeger mixed with some Jaeger
"Strong smells cant transport your to a place, Nope I'm blanking" I'm Dying!
Dude, as a german I can tell you, NEVER drink room temperature Jägi 😂😂😂
“Ooohh, I wanna punch a wall. I won’t tho...Will I?” Lmao 😂
I had a few wild nights in Grad school involving Jagermonster and... other things. This stuff isn't like other alcohol, it goes after the frontal lobe in a most interesting way. Ah, the memories, and the lack thereof...
The memory component immediately transported me to my last year as an undergrad, majoring in cultural anthropology, hitting up the dive bars to play pool. Slamming jaeger bombs and Jameson shots, then stumbling two miles back home after last call and the last bus to my shitty studio apartment so I could nurse a hangover sometime the next afternoon.
Well done.
When I first saw your profile and saw how few subs and views you have, I thought "huh this will be interesting" and now I know that I'm just early for your inevitable RUclips stardom.
This guy deserves all the subscribers.
🙏🙏
I shared with my video-guy group and some of them shared on their pages. Keep it up, absolutely hilarious.
You should try Southern Comfort. It wipes memories like Jäger, but with that southern charm.
Just reading the name Southern Comfort reminded me of the smell! And the weird shape the bottle was
ugh just reading southern comfort made me sick to my stomach. Almost as bad as hearing old Crow.
Southern charm, like incest or?
so what? It makes you racist and have incestuous fetishes when drunk?
@@nom6758 tastes like sweet tea whisky you twisted bastard
Ahaha this pairs with rage and memory loss
Sounds like college drinking years
This is the best review I have ever seen. Finishing the bottle like an absolute trooper as well!
Loving these videos, man! How about a nice, elegant review of Everclear?
Your wish came true!
I will forever come back to watch the delivery of "ooooooh I wanna punch a wall". Perfect every time.
Your reviews are fantastic. And appear to be set in a Home Depot sample kitchen. Color *me* impressed!
Man I love jager and your take is spot on. Although I usually just do jagerbombs, better that way.
I'm glad everyone has had the same experience they cant remember with Jage
Definetaliy one of your best videos.
Thanks for the laughs
last time i had jager in any significant amount(thoughtfully paired with red bull) i woke up, my truck was covered in mud, had a dent in the rear bumper, and i had lots of apologizing to do. 7/10, might do again.
Keep it up! Loving your channel
Had a buddy in the Army who's favorite drink was Jager; his cocktail of choice was what He called a "Key West Rootbeer," which was literally just root beer and Jager.
He also happened to be violently manic depressive: once at a house party me and two other dudes had to wrestle a kitchen knife away from him and lock his ass in the garage when He threatened to gut his wife on the suspicion of her cheating on him (she was, but that's irrelevant to the story.) Point being; this shit is dangerous, drink responsibly, and don't mix Xannies with your booze.
This made me laugh. Thank you I need that
I don't know how I only now stumbled upon your channel, really entertaining :D
Keep up the good work.
I'm binge watching all his videos right now! This is to good
New favorite channel!
Idk why I was recommended your channel but I love it! Keep being excellent good sir.
You deserve every single human being to subscribe to you, right this second. I need the algorithm to play nicer with you. I found you today, and currently obsessed. Your humor is = yes (10/10).
This is the best channel I’ve found in a while.
He's like the chill version of Jim Carrey
This THIS is the hero that America needs today😂😂
I love this channel because of his /quick/ decent into madness.
Absinthe is like jaeger if it was jaeger's rich successfull cousin who dipped themselves in gasoline. Highly reccomend at least the lucid variety, lucid is the cheapest I've found at around 65 a bottle on the east cost.
I kept down half a shot and threw it up when i tried to finish it. I no longer think absinthe is cool.
@@davewebster5120 Well you’re not really supposed to do shots of it. You prepare it with sugar and ice water.
My buddy made his own Absinthe. The store bought stuff has a limit to the wormwood content. Basically, drinking it to say your drinking it, and it tastes horrible, even with sugar and water.
I love this guys channel!!!
These reviews are great! Would love to see one for Underberg.
Awesome!!! jajajaja!!!
Close the window shade in the back to have a uniformity with the colors in the background!!
Very witty!! Keep 'em coming!!
I've watched every review of yours in the last day, onward to 100k subs to you sir!
This guy is like a lost cast member of "How I Met Your Mother"...getting a lil Ted Moazbey vibe
And Barney
Geez, straight here from the ever clear vid. Legend has it, your review is spot on.
This review gave me a hangover
Love your videos. Please keep making them and please review Twisted Tea. My favorite beverage to enjoy while snowboarding.
You're definitley going places! AA AND stardom!
The best part of these videos is watching him get progressively more drunk
Wym?? He’s spitting it out
This is great! Would love to see a review of Malort
Best of luck with the interview
This guy is brilliant. Love it!
One of the best new shows on the Tube.
Thanks Michael! That means a lot!
He has the physique of a villain who's the protagonists best friend but also obviously led on to be the villain from the beginning
I too enjoy my Jagger at room temp with rage. Bon Chance on the interview.
Love this channel
I like this guy. "... I'm well on my way to blacking out." Great stuff!
I dont normally like comment and sub but this channel needs to blow up! GL!
Thanks Colby!
Hey Jim Halbert it's nice to see what you're doing after the office.
Need to add Southern Comfort 100 to your list. Love your reviews! Oh, the memories..... If I had any left of my youth.
"... nope. I've got NO memories." Same, man. Same.
Anyone else just find this channel and are watching every one back to back from the back?
I like making something I call the Panzergrenadier. Its essentially a modified Berlin Mule.
You take Jagermeister, and mix it with ginger ale and lemonade. Goes down extremely, basically dangerously, smooth.
He’s back so soon!
I will never stop watching your videos 🤣
How do these videos have so few views? They are HILARIOUS! I caught one from Reddit. Hopefully that helps the popularity.
Congrats on the couple thousand subs in a day hahaha
Awesome video!!!
Jager is absolutely the night-ender, the shot you order when you haven't tasted the last five rounds and know you better be done.
Jokes aside, Jagermeister's marketing hurt it the most. It's not an amaro but it might as well be, and with the current amaro trend it could have been doing well if it hadn't associated itself with blackout party culture. I actually have a bottle in my freezer, it's a delicious digestif.
Me too!
jäger rage is an insane state of mind to be in. when it's consumed without prejudice, chaos is sure to ensue.
YES THANK YOU PLEASE DONT STOP
Notice the cross behind the deer's head? An artistic way of saying "dear God".
So I'm going to need about 500 more of these videos.
Nailed it!!!
His Jager days came out this episode
Lol. You gotta review Pernod or Ricard. Keep up the great videos.
...the scent is so strongly ingrained in my brain, I am currently smelling it now.
I've only ever had memory loss from alcohol once, and obviously it was Jaeger. Good stuff!
"This obviously pairs with rage"
Lol best description
I like my jäger warm, it makes it hit different
the wall joke is transcendantal
Only clear memory is ice fishing on Panguitch Lake. As the Sun rose, 3 of us shared a 5th. I don't recall if we caught anything besides a buzz and a kickoff to what probably should've been a memorable day. I do, however, remember the next day. Profoundly.
“Ehhhgh I wanna punch a wall” 😂
Wow, this brings me back. So many bottles of this with red bulls back in the day. What was i thinking lol
Takes me back to all my high school blackouts, if I could fucking remember them.
I love this guy
Enjoying these reviews, ever give Malort a try? Would love to see a review.
Seconded. Malort is truly a one of a kind experience engineered by utter sociopaths
It’s in the works!
You're going to blow up my man.
Thanks buddy! Hope so. 🤞
Speaking of Jagermeister, apparently there is a "mixed drink" called the smoker's cough. The smoker's cough is a shot of Jagermeister and a dollop of mayonnaise.
@@LobstersLobsters the RUclips channel "how to drink" does an episode titled cursed cocktails that's where I ran across this drink. The regret in the Man's eyes is directly proportional to the time in the video. The 16-minute Mark is quite the treat.
Great video.
Subbed and looking forward to more videos
Lmao
"Don't burn it." The cheap pizza, that is.
Total quality review with a touch of life-advice.
The old school drinkers would love this guy 👌👉
so many people get distracted, or pass out and burn the crap out of the pizza, lol. He touch on some memories with that quick comment injection.
Cheesus Crust, that's cheap pizza!
Loving the videos, if you enjoyed this you gotta try Underberg. What other drink comes on a bandolier?