The coronavirus is the only thing from China that has lasted longer than a month. The only other thing that's lasted longer than a month in China is poverty and communism.
Ooooof, first case USA has now all the way ahead to January. But USA think it is the flu not virus. In that case China actually is the one Getting from USA... So It’s possible the virus is starting at USA...
Nimra Ali to some maybe, but that’s comedy for you. You don’t have to like it, you don’t even have to agree with it, but it’s human nature to find humor in things that someone else could find offensive.
@@jaydenruiz4180 You Need Proper grimmer lessons and you should know my kids are very successful and smart. If you want to be as successful as them then don’t take the paths of Joe Bidens kids
Therapist: "So, what's it like being in an infected world, a world that is dying?" Josh: "It's harsh, but it's okay." Therapist: "I understand you might be sad, or worried. How do you relieve stress about being in a new, zombified world? Josh: "I mostly like to play pretend with zombies I don't know, smoke a few ciggies, and then go kill my grandpa." Therapist: O_o
[How many times have you killed your grandpa?]
JOSH : "YES"
?
6 times
4 Times i think
Don’t you guys get the joke wdym you mean you think 4 times or 6
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HIM AND HIS GRANDPA
Is it just me or would josh be the perfect Deadpool 😂
It’s just you lol
I guess he could
Ha
literally what I was thinking watching this one lol he gives off no chill and kill vibez
You have comedy
“first favour is to kill me” josh “no problemo” “second favour is” *dead*
Hahahahahaha i was dying!
Whats his second favor lol
8:23 LOL
@@wiebe8845 I am dying😂
Dude i really wanted to know the 2nd favor
I love the way Josh does his skits. He just talks. He spontaneously creates the lore as the skit progresses, and it feels very natural.
There SKITS!!!!
"You can't yeet the special ed kids out the window
there's a dumpster right over there!"
*they had us in the first half, not gonna lie*
wait, shouldn't it be the other way around? xD
pretty sure it was like that
My Cat is on Fire Productions no I mean they didn't have us in the first half, not gonna lie
I Don't know what you are Talking About
My Cat is on Fire Productions do you know how that meme works?
1:58
Josh: "Just let me know when you're done okay"
Grandpa: *Breaks Door*
ahehaheaea
Aaahhhahhahahahaeehehehheeh
Thx I dont have ears
Meme Cat or a sense of humor
After careful analysis that does indeed seem to be what happened
Josh: ends video with him putting a zombie's face in a toilet*
Me: mood
Ëvëlyn _the_drawer Is it me or did josh change the thumbnail three times
@@deathmetalpuppies yeah I noticed that
I love how this game actually is terrifying but josh somehow makes it look funny😂
Yeah
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤪
It is funny cause you get to duck with the zombies crack jokes and the other survivors actually think they stand a chance
It's not even that scary
@@ninjaboy2774 have you played it? no exactly.
"This is the only thing that china Lasted over a month. "
LMFAO
The coronavirus is the only thing from China that has lasted longer than a month. The only other thing that's lasted longer than a month in China is poverty and communism.
@@Matthew_Percival DDDDAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNN BROO
3:19
made*
Usually, when one puts quotation marks around something that someone has said, they type exactly what was said. That's why we call it a quote.
8:28 I like how Josh doesn't even give him a chance to tell him the second favor
You mean 8:22
What was the 2nd flavor
hamster gang
2nd flavor was to tell him that he murder some of his mates and yes I have the game
@@marioandstuff7271 ?
*”first favor.. kill me.”*
Josh: “no problemo!”
*”second favor is-“*
*gets demolished by josh before he finishes his sentence*
That game is actually scary but u make it funny
Exactly
Well said my friend well said
Still wonder what the second favor was
Spaces were unnecessary
Grandpa: “makes a friend”
Josh: “you know the rules and so do I”
"SAY GODDBYE"
1:42 you know the rules
Soviet Union
grandpa: “makes a friend”
josh: “you know the rules and so do i”
me
josh: “kills grandpa without mercy😈😈”
True
SO SAY GOODBYE
8:19
Innocent Man: "First favor is kill me. second favor is-"
Josh: **throws knife**
hes good person im proud 🖤🙌
Josh: Very poor choice of words
UwUrate Madness he didn't shoot he actually threw a knife
@@connoresmondo lol
That was ducking funny
“If life sucks and you have regrets, just start smoking cigarettes” - Joshdub 2020
“When you find a furry your in luck just drop your pants and get ready to fuck” Drumsy
As a conscript for the gamer army, I deem this not funny.
Im trying to figure out when people gave a shit
That's really gay
Market Monkey i've been smoking for 11 months and im 14 years old
1:58
Josh: "Just tell me when you're done, okay"
Grandpa: "SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME...!"
THE WORLD IS MACARONI
SO I TOOK A BITE OUT OF A TREE
IT TASTED KINDA FUNNY SO I SPIT IT AT A BUNNY, AND THE BUNNY STARTED SCREAMING AT ME
1MILLION YEARS LATER IT TURNED INTO DARTH VADER AND HE THREW HIS LIGHTSABER AT ME
IT MISSED BY A METER AND HIT JUSTIN BIEBER, WHILE HE WAS SINGING. BAYBE BAYBE BAYBE AHHHH
josh: grandpa look i got alcohol
grandpa: *starts running towards josh*
That was so perfectly timed
It because he has it so they hear him
No one:
Josh: * sees a corpse hanging from a tree*
Also Josh: *"yo what's up, Logang!"*
“It’s prank patrol here”
Keanu Beaves ok. Sorry.
Chandler Bing don’t be sorry it’s funny
Keanu Beaves bitch, shut the hell up, no one asked, and no one fucking cares.
also, I think you need to learn something called grammar.
2:52
Josh: That's what we do with our senior citizens in 2020
Me:So true
8:18 literally killed me lol XD
Best moment XD
I’m sorry for your lost
I died
Same
It was supposed to kill kenneth
I hope josh comes back to this game after the DLC comes out after being postponed
What's the name of this game?
"Its the first thing China has made that's lasted longer than a month."
OOOF
OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF
Oof size - *MEGA*
Not wrong
im the 200th like
Ooooof, first case USA has now all the way ahead to January. But USA think it is the flu not virus. In that case China actually is the one Getting from USA... So It’s possible the virus is starting at USA...
2:36 the moment when your playing with ur sibling and they hurt them self and you know ur gonna get blamed for it
2:42 after making sure he doesn't tell mom
123l41234567890qwertuyiuopasdfghjklzxcvnmvb
7:03
Lol yes
I LOST IT WHEN HE SAID “Someone let 2007 Brittney Spears out of her cage” 3:25
lmao I’m dead 💀💀
while I was reading this comment, Josh was saying it, and I was like, WTH???
But the hand wobbling around at 3:41 😂😂😂
Like he's saying bye to josh
"dont be upsetti have some spagehtti" i actually died at that part XD
almost fell out the chair on that one
"If life sucks and you have regrets, just start smoking cigarettes"
Once I was reading this comment that part came on
Disbelief papyrus???
:R.I.P. F.
“Get laid, Get paid, Gatorade!!”
-JoshDub 2020 5:53
JDK18 Keller hey I didn’t say it
That's jacksfilms quote
This quote aged well
He put it into a song😂
@@koltthebolt4741 yep 👍
3:20
Sees another body
Josh: oH yOu KnOw WhAt TiMe It Is
Johnny Joestar behind the scenes
Intense unbuckle noises
I have watched this video 5 times and still laugh at when Josh says “grandpa I told to stop sharing your meds!” 😂😂😂
You mean mints?
4:18 omg that knife throw was amazing.
In the game it’s not that hard i have done it
@@albertlopez8143 yep it helps when u need to reload
It’s really easy in game
"If life sucks and you have regrets, just start smoking cigaretes!"
My dad
Is your dad garcello? Or somethin
@UCd_s6B6LKMQBFZJ4LGW7wQw you know more people smoke cigs then funny green man, dumbass?
Thats why my mom and my dad have lung cancer
My mom
Weed is better
"When life sucks, it sucks hard"
Girl named life: O_O
Teacher: Lets read Dickens
Nigga named LetsRead:😏😏😏
Bitch called ens: 0_0
Anonymous smith that is the worst joke I’ve ever heard
@@anonymussmith2899 oh brother, this guy stinks!
@@anonymussmith2899 let's finger paint!
The kid named paint:
Guy named hard: ☺
8:51
bro really said "woohoo!"
“Never gets old...like a make a wish kid....”
That’s dark and savage
everyone that caught that knew they shouldn't have laughed but 😂
I caught that and It actually kinda upset me cause that’s rude but I did chuckle 🤭
OG’s remember the first video he used that joke
The word savage just ruins your comment
3rdParty but true
Niceratte: quit smoking
Joshdub: if life sucks and you have regrets, just start smoking cigerttes
9 year olds: stonks
Oh ye, big brain time...
The rhymes tho
I read this as soon as he said that sentence
oh yes i love smoking some cigerttes
Nice profile pic
8:11 funniest scene your welcome
Stranger: 1st favor kill me
Josh: No problemo
*shots fired*🤣🤣🤣
ya
Not really
*you're
Jonah Hanso no one gives a fu
0:50 is my favorite part lol
**Josh standing on a car teasing zombies**
Meanwhile im here thinking “How are you gonna get down”
Satanic Labour
Bonk them to death
“Get laid, get paid, Gatorade.” Josh 2020
Just read that and you automatically say it in an Australian accent lol
Jacksfilms actually-
I've told you about sharing your meds!!!
Video : "quarantine"
The start of the video :
*Shows 50 people outside*
3:25 Slap was personal 😭😭
Josh: High fives zombie
Me: Wait, that’s illegal
he was horny
@@alexanderkennedy6991 what does horny mean?
sex adict i thunk
@@thatrussiansneak2868 No, if a person is horny that just means they're in the mood to have sex
@@josephs.5067 k
7:16
"The old spooky zombie school, never gets old, like a make a wish kid" 😂
Jonas Boles I got confused when he first add it but then it hit me and I looked as shocked as mully when he finds out you shouldn’t eat bats
“The old spooky zombie school never gets old. Like a make a wish kid” ~Joshdub 2020
I like how he just makes a joke about everything it really makes my day keep up the good work josh
7:00
Josh: "let's try this way"
Man : what do u think of no
71 likes and no comments I will fix that
“The second thing I-“ Josh throws machete at his head
“Coronavirus is the only thing from China that has lasted longer than a month”
LMFAO
Lol
It's kinda rude tho....
Hahahahhahahahah lol 😂
David Šaberl oops... looks like you forgot to spell too.
Nimra Ali to some maybe, but that’s comedy for you. You don’t have to like it, you don’t even have to agree with it, but it’s human nature to find humor in things that someone else could find offensive.
3:37 everyone on reddit be like
Man: first favour is kill me
Josh: no problemo *draws knife*
Man: the second fabour is-
Josh: *yeet*
what was the second one
8:12
Hahahaa i fckin died there
I wonder to this day what the second favour was..
@@splxzzz9443 Same,watched it a long time ago,I guess I will never get the answer,I will live without the answer and die without the answer...
Alternate title: “Josh bullies VR AI for 10 minutes”
AJ WYLMS underrated comment right here
and 27 seconds
Basically
don’t be mean Matthew Voorhies
Quandale does not care
0:35 When u grab the last toilet paper package
Funny comment I enjoyed it thank you
So true tho in some countries XD
He would be perfect for deadpool lol
Ripoff
“2020 finna be a tv show”
Yeah, the Walking Dead.
But josh is the main survivor fuck rick
Same
G
7:00 best moment of the video XD
So funny
Idk 7:44 is pretty close
Hi
9:03
No one:
Literally no one:
Josh: oops sorry wRoNg sIDe
Yes. Noob °~° @_@
I’ve played this game before and the amount of time I’ve done that is countless
Josh is the type of person too bite the zombies back💀
*Scrolling youtube bored out of my mind*
Me: God there is no good content anymore.
Also me: JOSHDUB!!!!
Everybody in a zombie apocalypse: no pls I don’t wanna die
Josh dub: I got alcohol...
Is it just me or is josh a perfect guy to fight off zombies in a zombie apocalypse
It's not just you i think he will be perfect to fight zombies to
Yes
I’d be very entertained
Game developers: this game will teach people how to survive the zombie apocalypse
Joshdub: messes around
9:40 I pissed my self laughing
You made it 5x funnier
Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti 🤣🤣🤣
10:07 that girl in the stall didn't die, she was just on her period...
A very rough one at that.
69th like
@Jack Sparrow nice
Jack Sparrow did you just reply to yourself?
@Chandler Bing yes he did. 😂
Ngl I was expecting him to throw his grandpa off the balcony.
I was expecting him to beat his head on the side of a van
i love how josh just say "grandpa i got some alcohal"
"The end of this barrel look really tasty right now."
~Joshdub 2020
Mood
Kurt kobain once said that
“Best way to get slim, lose a limb”
-Josh Dub 2020
😂😂😂😂
Imagine josh being a doctor
Me: Hi I got the virus can you cure it?
Josh: Sure! *pulls out gun.
Me: WAIT WHA...
“BANG your cured!”
Him: Bang! You are cured! You no longer pose a thread to anyone!
Juice : josh why did you do that
Josh: because he was a zombie
Juice: josh I think that was that anti vaccine kid
@@hoseinsix1664 Did you mean threat instead of thread
imagie im beihd in line and i open door i see brians and stuff and hes like u have covid im yes gets hes gun no bullots gets knife trow it to my head
@@jaydenruiz4180 You Need Proper grimmer lessons and you should know my kids are very successful and smart. If you want to be as successful as them then don’t take the paths of Joe Bidens kids
1:29 “I’ve told you about sharing your mints grandpa!” That got me 😂😂
3:18
Josh: "Whattup gang, it's Prank Patrol here!"
Also Josh: *slap*
he said logang da suicide idiot
The man: first favour is kill me
Josh: no problem
Also josh: * kills him before he could say much
Wow it's hilarious how you just typed what was in the video... amazing...
Khoros Mythos I totally agree dude this is the funniest shit 2020
I'm laughing on the floor
@@Slash766 just because you never saw a man turning into a pickle
Alternative title: "JoshDub predicted the future that this is what youtuber's streams will look like in a real zombie apocalypse"
I love at 5:03 Josh gives a whole entire lecture on don't eat bats or pigeons
That's how to prevent COVID-19 in the first place
“Are kids watching this?”
“Yess”
“*Cusses and does violence*”
“...Omg what is this creature?”
When he said “what’s up logang” I died 😂
Josh: "Im sorry grandpa"
me: isnt that a girl-
Well yes but,let's not ruin it shall we?
Did he stutter? (For the people who can't take a joke, I'm kidding)
Don’t ruin the skit.
Did you just assume her gender? XD
Well maybe but who cares XD
7:16 bro, I bursted laughing at that. Lil dark, but a bloody good one
Bruh I can’t imagine being in a zombie apocalypse, I mean I would at least have my RUclips to watch JoshDub
MrThundo TV There would be no internet, smh
atlan t1ck r/woooosh
@@gildedknight2945 i cant tell if he was being sarcastic or not lol
Leumaz Dnazor me neither but I had to just in case lol
@@gildedknight2945 there's no joke to not get, this comment is a statement and the first reply is correcting him. Learn your fucking woooshes
When he fell of the car is like when u cough in the mall everyone just gangs u
Ryan Rotherham wait what?
Trystan Anthony well would people want your germs? Why would they gang u?
No everyone runs away from you, what happens in your place?
"Dont be upsety have some spaghetti" Joshdub 2020
4:17 Are we gonna ignore how smooth that was?
So many good quotes in this one
“Get laid, get paid, Gatorade”
“Wanna loose weight? Amputate”
“Don’t be upseti, have some speggeti”
“If you hate life and have regrets start smoking cigarettes”
Yeeten and deleten
" Best way to stay slim, loose a lim" :)
If life suck and you have regrets just start smocking cigarettes
Josh 2020
Bruh just the start of the vid has me laughing
Random guy: “First favor is kill me. The second favor is-“ *Get’s killed by Josh*
He literally asked for it
His name is Kenny😉
Just died with that part xd
.....
Do you know what he was gonna say? and I get the joke
Guy: could you do me some favors
Josh: sure
Guy: one is kill me second is-
Josh throws knife
I feel sad for him 🥺
JoshDub Deadpool's sidekick
4:02 when you smoke in school and the principal come and you pretend reading
Yes
Yeah
Proceeds to pull out a gun
@@grimentity4959 YEAHHHHH
fax
"Ye olde spooky zombie school. Never gets old."
- Josh
7:20 that made me laugh way too hard😂
Zombie: *Attacks Josh*
Josh: *Intensely Panicking*
Also Josh: “Cool as a Cucumber.”
He's not panicking he's shouting his way cry
Lol
I would be killing every zombie I saw
@@eskel4743 df 🎃65uuyrj
7
@@eskel4743 t
0:28 "When You Take The Last Pack Of Toilet Papers But The Karens Want Them All"
Me: I’m a lover of these videos
Joshdub: I’m a Jesus lover
8:39
*give me two favors first kill me*
Josh:alright here u go🤣🤣🤣
I love how he’s pretending that the zombies are actually people and he thinks the people are actually zombies LOL
0
Yeah ikr XD
Ikr
What’s the game called
3333ee33rt
I really wanna see him play the whole game. Like the story and everything
What is the game called
Same
4:00 this scene made me laugh so hard
9:32 To this day I still laugh that he asked for Superman's help before Jesus idk
“What up Logang, it’s prank patrol here!” 🤣🤣🤣
slaps the hanging body😂
Therapist: "So, what's it like being in an infected world, a world that is dying?"
Josh: "It's harsh, but it's okay."
Therapist: "I understand you might be sad, or worried. How do you relieve stress about being in a new, zombified world?
Josh: "I mostly like to play pretend with zombies I don't know, smoke a few ciggies, and then go kill my grandpa."
Therapist: O_o
Boomer ok
ok boomer ok
Boomer ok boomer ok boomer ok
@@Hmzki1st Boomer ok Boomer Boomer Boomer boomer boomer boomer ok ok moober remoob ko obkmor ok
@@eziokill9112 ok buddy i cant beat dat XD
6:37
"I'm starting to get some very rude vibes from you guys" **gets shot** 😂
8:44 made me laugh untill I coughed