This restaurant simulator is actually about running a drug empire

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

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  • @BadFish-
    @BadFish- Год назад +4626

    You know it’s gonna be good when Kevin is excited for drugs and shows his classic clip of kicking a baby.. good times

    • @LilyDano-r4s
      @LilyDano-r4s Год назад +12

      yes

    • @tulipfalcon
      @tulipfalcon Год назад +36

      Kevin has always been a bad boy when it comes to crime--why do you think he got arrested two videos ago?

    • @smokeymcbongwater
      @smokeymcbongwater Год назад +8

      Fr😂

    • @WdawgSmith
      @WdawgSmith Год назад +21

      He has actually shown that clip in each of the last 4 videos

    • @BadFish-
      @BadFish- Год назад +15

      @@WdawgSmith but was he happy about drugs in those videos?

  • @playingofgames
    @playingofgames Год назад +2139

    "your employees will literally die for you if you don't care for them" These employees chose the wrong person to work for 😂

    • @almicc
      @almicc Год назад +64

      They chose the *right* person, if they're willing to die then Kevin is the perfect boss

    • @vexywexypoo
      @vexywexypoo Год назад +56

      Makes good fertilizer for the plant-based drugs

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 Год назад +35

      @@vexywexypoo You must be Kevin's lawyer, that's an excellent business decision!

    • @LinksBetweenDrinks
      @LinksBetweenDrinks Год назад +5

      Mah, they're just American. Standard fare on this side of the pond, mate!

  • @williamtimonen6814
    @williamtimonen6814 Год назад +969

    The idea of a guy starting a restaurant and accidently becoming a drug lord because his shady lawyer never told him ”this is illegal” is very funny.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Год назад +3149

    Kevin playing Breaking Bad simulator is pure crystal 99.1% art

    • @theshiftybloke4672
      @theshiftybloke4672 Год назад +32

      The perfect video to see you react on

    • @mcnic5521
      @mcnic5521 Год назад +19

      I swear that I see all of your comments.

    • @lordjakob7052
      @lordjakob7052 Год назад +8

      HEY who is the original Heisenberg account ?

    • @spidermanspidertheman3650
      @spidermanspidertheman3650 Год назад +13

      Is this a bot account or is there just a bunch of these heisenberg profiles?

    • @gamingandchess
      @gamingandchess Год назад +13

      ​@@spidermanspidertheman3650 i think its a bunch

  • @callieope_
    @callieope_ Год назад +1658

    Kevin has a gift of finding the weirdest simulators and somehow making them even weirder

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 Год назад +6

      It was a perfectly normal Breaking Bad rpg, and then *bear traps* got involved!

  • @mossisly
    @mossisly Год назад +347

    I enjoy the peaceful Stardew music over the drug business and employees meeting their fate. Great touch!

    • @kimberlynichole5572
      @kimberlynichole5572 Год назад +18

      I thought I was going crazy hearing stardew music I thought surely not lmao

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 11 месяцев назад +2

      i thought it was red dead redemption 2 music

    • @Cresenthillfarmyt
      @Cresenthillfarmyt 11 месяцев назад +1

      Its red dead redemption music

  • @redlionyt3019
    @redlionyt3019 Год назад +1239

    Ah yes a Kevin classic, running a criminal empire

    • @gureiratto
      @gureiratto Год назад +12

      @@austyndavid6528 cry about it

    • @itsyaboybigjoe6884
      @itsyaboybigjoe6884 Год назад

      @@austyndavid6528 yeah bro, get on my tip instead

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 Год назад +5

      ⁠@@austyndavid6528 counter-suggestion.
      how about you get on a hug instead if being miserable?
      it's much more relaxing lol

    • @_natsura
      @_natsura Год назад +7

      i sometimes can't help but think he secretly runs a criminal empire irl xD

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Год назад

      @@_natsura If this is what being secretly looks like, hes not very good at keeping secrets. Not surprises there really.

  • @humlegard-gaming
    @humlegard-gaming Год назад +488

    This game feels like something Kevin would do in the sims, the difference being that its intentional in this game.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Год назад +18

      Kevin would certainly run a criminal empire using a restaurant as a front in the sims if he could (the whole pufferfish bussiness was half-way there, all the crime but none of the profit). But unfortunately, the criminal carrer isnt that advanced. Yet.

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 Год назад +16

      @@pedrovallefin8406 Can't wait for the DLC where you can make your own criminal enterprise, only for the price of enough money to nearly start your own, REAL criminal enterprise.

  • @MicahMotion
    @MicahMotion Год назад +573

    It is always a great day when Kevin owns a failing drug empire and Los Pollos Hermanos

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig Год назад +378

    I like that, despite the attacks and murders, this seems like a fairly successful empire. Admittedly I’m only halfway through the video so far but I see no way things go wrong from here. 😅

  • @Kei-ye8if
    @Kei-ye8if Год назад +58

    The extremely rare occasion where Kevin likes the game so much he actually takes it kind of seriously and excels
    And even then he finds room to goof. Truly a comedy and entrepreneurial genius

  • @neilaalt
    @neilaalt Год назад +155

    It’s always going to be a good time when Kevin breaks the game while figuring out how to play

  • @chez_lady
    @chez_lady Год назад +86

    I'm really appreciating how Kevin's decorative go-to is consistently flamingos.
    And it always works! 👍

  • @kukukul
    @kukukul Год назад +91

    Im actually impressed that you Managed to get anything done in this game, I played it in the alpha/beta stage and everybody was dying, nothing worked how I wanted it to. I might actually use a call me Kevin Video as a guide and get back in this game

    • @fattyman224
      @fattyman224 Год назад +1

      What’s the game?

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 Год назад +13

      @@fattyman224 It's called Definitely Not Fried Chicken.

    • @Iron_Forger
      @Iron_Forger Год назад

      O m g finally I found the name

    • @Iron_Forger
      @Iron_Forger Год назад +1

      Wait can you only get it on computer?

  • @mr.patriotjol
    @mr.patriotjol Год назад +134

    If Kevin ever ran a drug business he would have an empire bigger than the Pharmaceutical companies

  • @robotrix
    @robotrix Год назад +34

    Everything about this - including the opening video of the "Pollo" restaurant - has me flashing back to growing up in Miami. Not necessarily in a good way.
    In fact there was a restaurant we were sure was a drug front in Lighthouse Point that we found out was real because it showed up on "Kitchen Nightmares".

    • @Smokey_Blues
      @Smokey_Blues Год назад +4

      A real drug front or a real business? You know which episode it is fam?

  • @Tyler-ip7mj
    @Tyler-ip7mj Год назад +13

    It’s crazy how much you can get done when you don’t have to be bothered by petty things like “basic human needs” and “morals”

  • @TheCommanderTaco
    @TheCommanderTaco Год назад +17

    1. I love that people kept entering a chicken restaurant and wanted cheeseburgers lol.
    2. No officer we arent stocking drugs. These boxes are special order dry cleaning.

    • @ebbiest
      @ebbiest Месяц назад +1

      The fact he cant even give them burgers cos hes too broke n can't level up 😭😭 came to the restaurant just to call him poor

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott Год назад +59

    As derpy as this game is (and that may just be because it's Kevin playing it), it does actually look kinda fun! Finally, a game to compete with Basement as a decent "drug dealer" simulator.

  • @dogejr1
    @dogejr1 Год назад +131

    I love when kevin runs a very normal chicken restaurant.

  • @dualdestry2856
    @dualdestry2856 Год назад +32

    I can't wait for Kevin's "I Play a Game About Dealing Drugs Without Dealing Drugs" video!

  • @elfieharper
    @elfieharper Год назад +3

    8:30 i am playing zelda while watching this and kevin must be a witch because i died right when he said this

  • @flynn6201
    @flynn6201 Год назад +8

    Anytime I am looking to find good, unknown indie games, I don't bother with the review websites, just come to this channel

  • @rossiroo5426
    @rossiroo5426 Год назад +44

    I’m surprised Kevin didn’t use the knowledge of bomb making to defend himself from the mayor

  • @ForemostCrab7
    @ForemostCrab7 Год назад +19

    *Legit business*
    Kevin: What do i do?!
    *Illegal AF business*
    Kevin: This is so easy.

  • @jean-mariepotgieter4155
    @jean-mariepotgieter4155 Год назад +3

    1:35 When you order nugs and the delivery guy shows up with nugz

  • @ZoeLycan
    @ZoeLycan Год назад +5

    I'm glad to see that things hasn't changed since the Sims 1 and you, still having "home-science labs" at the back of your home or buildings

  • @messybark
    @messybark Год назад +26

    Looks like Kevin is a HR genius. Can't get sued if they all 'disappear'.

  • @hfjireh
    @hfjireh Год назад +67

    idc if it’s illegal or immoral but i was really rooting for all of kevin’s businesses to survive. damn that major owner who just randomly ran for mayor out of insecurity and spite for kevin’s booming business🙄 haters really gonna hate huh

  • @bilepunch
    @bilepunch Год назад +12

    Kevin is one of the only youtubers i know iwth infinite replayability. His videos are just too good

  • @CloudChalk
    @CloudChalk Год назад +12

    "Time to put the Me in Meth" Made me laugh way more than it should have

  • @herpderp9108
    @herpderp9108 Год назад +32

    Opening a donut shop to finance a meth lab is a great way to streamline your arrest!

    • @Death2all546
      @Death2all546 Год назад +17

      Simple solution, just offer free donuts to cops and they won’t care.
      It worked for Gus Fring.

    • @herpderp9108
      @herpderp9108 Год назад +3

      @@Death2all546 Could probably offer half of them some for free and they would probably be down.

  • @ElliP29723
    @ElliP29723 Год назад +7

    Soon our boy Kevin will leave and start his own successful laundromat...
    In disguise for the drugs of course, but successful non-the less.

  • @MadMax248
    @MadMax248 Год назад +42

    Feel like you're breaking reality or something when you get high often watching Kevin and then he plays a videogame about weed.

  • @gremlinfan1360
    @gremlinfan1360 Год назад +9

    I love how this man constantly reminds us that he's weird by using the same clip of kicking a Wii baby. Now that's commitment to the bit

  • @l2naab
    @l2naab Год назад +50

    Im high as a kite, rewatching your old videos as it’s my comfort time and this is just the perfect timing 👌 Tnk you, Kevin

  • @KeepItSample1
    @KeepItSample1 Год назад +23

    You know, Kevin, if someone is calling for some nuggies, it could be either business still.

  • @Error_fu
    @Error_fu Год назад +7

    I'd just delete the doors when chiken legs shows up, they can't break anything if they can't get to it.

  • @miragemain105
    @miragemain105 Год назад +5

    Kevin un-Kevining everything and making things efficient? thats crazier than a Priest saying that god isnt real

  • @Saiko2323
    @Saiko2323 Год назад +19

    I have never been so excited for a RUclips notification… just Kevin being a criminal mastermind

  • @sugarsand7367
    @sugarsand7367 Год назад +15

    Classic chicken coop in the back of the restaurant. A staple to all restaurants.

  • @umutcolak3447
    @umutcolak3447 Год назад +15

    I love when he directly searches for a bank loan right in the 5th minute

  • @renthegremlin
    @renthegremlin 10 месяцев назад +3

    Kevin: Stops owning a business and becomes a successful youtuber
    Kevin: Becomes a business owner in video game because successful youtuber
    It's the circle of lifeeeeee

  • @neverminditssomeone
    @neverminditssomeone Год назад +5

    I always enjoy it when the calm stardew music comes on and you get the short relieve that everything is fine for a sec

  • @carysk4083
    @carysk4083 Год назад +13

    Kevin is a restaurant running (and drug dealing) genius!

  • @VSiFer
    @VSiFer Год назад +1

    27:04 A Kingdom Hearts song again. Love it. ❤

  • @Gineminasourus_Rat
    @Gineminasourus_Rat Год назад +7

    It's called 'Definitely Not Fried Chicken' For anyone wanting the name.

  • @JR-zp3nw
    @JR-zp3nw Год назад +5

    This was awesome, got a few chuckles out of it and Kevin actually tried to play the game _right_ this time!

  • @scarefrow1
    @scarefrow1 Год назад +3

    Im from Albuquerque (where breaking bad takes place), and i can say this is accurate to all businesses here

  • @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock
    @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock Год назад +1

    Love that Stardew Valley music in the background while you're placing your meth labs

  • @warren_713
    @warren_713 Год назад +7

    The doughnut shop is the long John silvers equivalent. Nobody goes for the fish(doughnuts) they go for the drugs

  • @rawforaging-w9n
    @rawforaging-w9n Год назад +1

    I'd forgotten you got hit by a car, you mentioning it was one of the first videos I watched, don't watch often but I always enjoy the content, keep goin bruh x

  • @James27Simko
    @James27Simko Год назад +4

    every single chef watching this video like "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is all so new to me, selling drugs, at work? what? how?"

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 11 месяцев назад +1

      I sold drugs to my manager

  • @razatk629
    @razatk629 Год назад +11

    I truly believe that if money wasn't a obstacle. Kevin would take over the world within a few days just from running a farm or a restaurant, and create a new religion.

    • @mageytodd659
      @mageytodd659 Год назад +1

      I'm over here hailing our dear leader so I think he's checked off that last one

    • @razatk629
      @razatk629 Год назад +3

      @@mageytodd659 oh my Pickens. How could have forgotten! I need to repent my sins.

  • @qzwx4205
    @qzwx4205 Год назад +4

    kevin looks at the profit graphs:"this is what the cannabis earns me, and this is all the rest"
    yeah, thats how money laundering usually works...

  • @cow00717
    @cow00717 Год назад +7

    0:01 why have I seen an actually restaurant like this in my town?

  • @zestylemon22blog
    @zestylemon22blog Год назад +7

    that clip of Kevin kicking a baby will never get old

  • @PayParkGoHome
    @PayParkGoHome Год назад +22

    Ah, Kevin. Always with your cluckin' funny videos.

  • @OzOrnis
    @OzOrnis Год назад +11

    I was getting really worried about Kevin's monetisation for the covert operations...and then I remembered all the other things Kevin has done in other videos...

  • @esmeraldaalvarez3647
    @esmeraldaalvarez3647 Год назад +1

    On my hometown we actually had a abandoned KFC used to transport drug from Sonora Mexico to San Luis Arizona , I was working on a call cententer next to that place, they raided the place and was under investigation for months.

  • @UnknownFox
    @UnknownFox Год назад +5

    Talking about making meth but then hearing the Stardew Valley theme, perfection 🤣

  • @WumBoClash
    @WumBoClash Месяц назад +1

    Imagine it’s your first day on the job and your cleaning up the bodies of the ones before you

  • @aethyreal_gates3546
    @aethyreal_gates3546 Год назад +11

    I bet them lawyers do indeed have Saulid advice

  • @domyazbek2323
    @domyazbek2323 Год назад +3

    Kevin this is classic you and it's fecking hilarious you are #1 Irish RUclipsr.

  • @KyleSines-l7j
    @KyleSines-l7j Год назад +3

    Kevin May if your neighbours here half of the stuff you say mate, I’m surprise the police haven’t kicked down your door yet 😂

  • @kaylynlane2244
    @kaylynlane2244 Год назад +5

    Kevin I want to say your videos cure my depression. My and my brother love your videos.❤

  • @thegivingtree6551
    @thegivingtree6551 Год назад +2

    3:23 the rdr2 house building theme almost made me build a drug empire with a McDonald's on top of it

  • @wawaweewa8749
    @wawaweewa8749 Год назад +8

    I’m really starting to like that clip of Kevin kicking that innocent baby into the air

  • @juliaboskamp9666
    @juliaboskamp9666 2 месяца назад

    Do people still remember the maffia family who sold drugs and hide behind a pizza restaurant, but the pizza was so good it became populair and they ended the drug business to work fulltime at the pizza restaurant.

  • @mojaslatt
    @mojaslatt Год назад +6

    The clip of Kevin kicking a baby will never stop being hilarious 😂

  • @kopilkaiser8991
    @kopilkaiser8991 4 месяца назад

    HAHAHAHAH the intro was perfect on the spot. Breaking Bad. Miss those crazy run to watch that series. Enjoyed watching this content! Please upload more videos like this

  • @dominicstevenson8816
    @dominicstevenson8816 10 месяцев назад +1

    I bought Definitely not Fried Chicken after watching this video, I don't remember when I first saw this video, but it was quite a while ago.
    Sadly, I wasn't able to play the game much after I got it (and I just haven't gone back to it yet), but for the short period of time I was able to play, it was a pretty decent and interesting game.

  • @RandyB1296
    @RandyB1296 Год назад +6

    More accurately, youre the kind of employer where an employee will be set for the rest of their (very short) life.

  • @oisinkelly7111
    @oisinkelly7111 Год назад +5

    You know its going to be good when kevin is being attacked by chickens in the intro

  • @secretidentity6183
    @secretidentity6183 Год назад +5

    Kevin saying "tree star" instead of "three star" gives me Land Before Time flashbacks

  • @ThreadBomb
    @ThreadBomb Год назад +3

    "I'm just really passionate about meth" is a great thing to say during a job interview.

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 11 месяцев назад

      Some of my old "jobs" would have accepted that

    • @limendime3720
      @limendime3720 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@PsilomuscimolRoofing? Lol

  • @absolutelygunshi
    @absolutelygunshi Год назад +3

    Aww I was kinda hoping you'd lure the mayor's men into the bomb fryers

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 2 месяца назад

      You can't build grills at your factory and they only raid the factory. It is just not possible to do, sry.

  • @torpid5092
    @torpid5092 Год назад

    Highly doubt anybody of importance will ever see this, but I actually reccomend kevin increases the volume of the background music. I only ever realize it's there when I am wearing headphones and have the volume high.

  • @koturkey9989
    @koturkey9989 Год назад +6

    That’s very normal to see people with baseball bats with nails at restaurants.

  • @voxvolhynia5400
    @voxvolhynia5400 Год назад +10

    I was just waiting for the police to show up and just shut him down in the most anticlimactic way possible. They just walk into the unlocked back door and see rows upon rows of drugs and flaming equipment/employees everywhere. Also (I don't know if you can do this in this game) I would have liked to see that $300k he had at the end be spent on a massive army and raid The Major back.

  • @kentuckycryptid
    @kentuckycryptid Год назад +3

    This game is legit just alternate universe Los Pollos Hermanos.

  • @ItsBunnyBuns
    @ItsBunnyBuns Год назад +97

    “I don’t know how to run a restaurant.” - Kevin, who ran a business before the CAR

    • @Moraenil
      @Moraenil Год назад +17

      To be fair, restaurants are very different than electronics stores.

  • @unlimiit
    @unlimiit Год назад +3

    CMK doesn’t seem like the guy to watch Breaking Bad, but then again he’s full of surprises

  • @bre1836
    @bre1836 Год назад +4

    That takeshi’s castle reference was elite

  • @dogejr1
    @dogejr1 Год назад +9

    Cant wait for the part where Kevin actually notices where his hours are.

  • @finlegh
    @finlegh Год назад +5

    Where does kevin get all these strange games from😭😭

  • @UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana
    @UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana Год назад +1

    Kevin's drug empire was propping up the entire economy 💹.

  • @Prince_Jest
    @Prince_Jest 10 месяцев назад +1

    13:52 Me after they ask for the 1,000,000th time if we have burgers.

  • @Lakelurker
    @Lakelurker Год назад +3

    I always love your videos, they bring me so much joy.

  • @SimBits
    @SimBits Год назад +3

    Aaaa I had this game on my wishlist the last few weeks, I'm so glad to see you playing it before I finally buy it!😊

    • @ItzKraz
      @ItzKraz Год назад

      What’s it called

    • @shadowkid3203
      @shadowkid3203 11 месяцев назад

      @@ItzKraz yes i would like to know too

  • @emmahealy4863
    @emmahealy4863 Год назад +1

    Is this giving anyone else flashbacks to the old adobe flash McDonald's Simulator game?
    That thing was SO difficult, made NO sense, and has such a specific aesthetic -

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 2 месяца назад

      Yes I had to think about that too. This game is much better though

  • @west221b
    @west221b 14 дней назад +1

    haha "...un-Kevin everything..."

  • @davidkomai
    @davidkomai Год назад +1

    I find it hilarious the RUclips ad that played for this game was for Zaxbys chicken.

  • @amyclarke900
    @amyclarke900 Год назад +10

    Damn you Kevin, because of you I've just bought sun haven and don't feed the monkeys. How do you find the most enjoyable games? ❤

  • @pous3r
    @pous3r Год назад +3

    That baby clip is Kevin's greatest investment ever.

  • @lucascaton9428
    @lucascaton9428 Год назад +1

    That takeshi’s castle reference made my memory go back a decade

  • @ashanddoodles13
    @ashanddoodles13 Год назад +1

    I love the RDR2 build music in the background while hes building the chicken farm 😭

  • @zeig_dragoon
    @zeig_dragoon 6 месяцев назад +1

    "I unkevined everything" is the single greatest line ever

  • @obeytweety
    @obeytweety Год назад +1

    LOL the police siren scaring you

  • @Rozmo_
    @Rozmo_ Год назад +1

    Bruh I had a freaking dream about Kevin making this exact video