Kevin would certainly run a criminal empire using a restaurant as a front in the sims if he could (the whole pufferfish bussiness was half-way there, all the crime but none of the profit). But unfortunately, the criminal carrer isnt that advanced. Yet.
@@pedrovallefin8406 Can't wait for the DLC where you can make your own criminal enterprise, only for the price of enough money to nearly start your own, REAL criminal enterprise.
I like that, despite the attacks and murders, this seems like a fairly successful empire. Admittedly I’m only halfway through the video so far but I see no way things go wrong from here. 😅
The extremely rare occasion where Kevin likes the game so much he actually takes it kind of seriously and excels And even then he finds room to goof. Truly a comedy and entrepreneurial genius
Everything about this - including the opening video of the "Pollo" restaurant - has me flashing back to growing up in Miami. Not necessarily in a good way. In fact there was a restaurant we were sure was a drug front in Lighthouse Point that we found out was real because it showed up on "Kitchen Nightmares".
Im actually impressed that you Managed to get anything done in this game, I played it in the alpha/beta stage and everybody was dying, nothing worked how I wanted it to. I might actually use a call me Kevin Video as a guide and get back in this game
As derpy as this game is (and that may just be because it's Kevin playing it), it does actually look kinda fun! Finally, a game to compete with Basement as a decent "drug dealer" simulator.
1. I love that people kept entering a chicken restaurant and wanted cheeseburgers lol. 2. No officer we arent stocking drugs. These boxes are special order dry cleaning.
idc if it’s illegal or immoral but i was really rooting for all of kevin’s businesses to survive. damn that major owner who just randomly ran for mayor out of insecurity and spite for kevin’s booming business🙄 haters really gonna hate huh
On my hometown we actually had a abandoned KFC used to transport drug from Sonora Mexico to San Luis Arizona , I was working on a call cententer next to that place, they raided the place and was under investigation for months.
I truly believe that if money wasn't a obstacle. Kevin would take over the world within a few days just from running a farm or a restaurant, and create a new religion.
I was getting really worried about Kevin's monetisation for the covert operations...and then I remembered all the other things Kevin has done in other videos...
Kevin: Stops owning a business and becomes a successful youtuber Kevin: Becomes a business owner in video game because successful youtuber It's the circle of lifeeeeee
Is this giving anyone else flashbacks to the old adobe flash McDonald's Simulator game? That thing was SO difficult, made NO sense, and has such a specific aesthetic -
I was just waiting for the police to show up and just shut him down in the most anticlimactic way possible. They just walk into the unlocked back door and see rows upon rows of drugs and flaming equipment/employees everywhere. Also (I don't know if you can do this in this game) I would have liked to see that $300k he had at the end be spent on a massive army and raid The Major back.
I'd forgotten you got hit by a car, you mentioning it was one of the first videos I watched, don't watch often but I always enjoy the content, keep goin bruh x
I bought Definitely not Fried Chicken after watching this video, I don't remember when I first saw this video, but it was quite a while ago. Sadly, I wasn't able to play the game much after I got it (and I just haven't gone back to it yet), but for the short period of time I was able to play, it was a pretty decent and interesting game.
"your employees will literally die for you if you don't care for them" These employees chose the wrong person to work for 😂
They chose the *right* person, if they're willing to die then Kevin is the perfect boss
Makes good fertilizer for the plant-based drugs
@@vexywexypoo You must be Kevin's lawyer, that's an excellent business decision!
Mah, they're just American. Standard fare on this side of the pond, mate!
The idea of a guy starting a restaurant and accidently becoming a drug lord because his shady lawyer never told him ”this is illegal” is very funny.
You know it’s gonna be good when Kevin is excited for drugs and shows his classic clip of kicking a baby.. good times
yes
Kevin has always been a bad boy when it comes to crime--why do you think he got arrested two videos ago?
Fr😂
He has actually shown that clip in each of the last 4 videos
@@WdawgSmith but was he happy about drugs in those videos?
Kevin playing Breaking Bad simulator is pure crystal 99.1% art
The perfect video to see you react on
I swear that I see all of your comments.
HEY who is the original Heisenberg account ?
Is this a bot account or is there just a bunch of these heisenberg profiles?
@@spidermanspidertheman3650 i think its a bunch
Kevin has a gift of finding the weirdest simulators and somehow making them even weirder
It was a perfectly normal Breaking Bad rpg, and then *bear traps* got involved!
I enjoy the peaceful Stardew music over the drug business and employees meeting their fate. Great touch!
I thought I was going crazy hearing stardew music I thought surely not lmao
i thought it was red dead redemption 2 music
Its red dead redemption music
Ah yes a Kevin classic, running a criminal empire
@@austyndavid6528 cry about it
@@austyndavid6528 yeah bro, get on my tip instead
@@austyndavid6528 counter-suggestion.
how about you get on a hug instead if being miserable?
it's much more relaxing lol
i sometimes can't help but think he secretly runs a criminal empire irl xD
@@_natsura If this is what being secretly looks like, hes not very good at keeping secrets. Not surprises there really.
This game feels like something Kevin would do in the sims, the difference being that its intentional in this game.
Kevin would certainly run a criminal empire using a restaurant as a front in the sims if he could (the whole pufferfish bussiness was half-way there, all the crime but none of the profit). But unfortunately, the criminal carrer isnt that advanced. Yet.
@@pedrovallefin8406 Can't wait for the DLC where you can make your own criminal enterprise, only for the price of enough money to nearly start your own, REAL criminal enterprise.
It is always a great day when Kevin owns a failing drug empire and Los Pollos Hermanos
I like that, despite the attacks and murders, this seems like a fairly successful empire. Admittedly I’m only halfway through the video so far but I see no way things go wrong from here. 😅
it goes up in flames....literallly
It’s breaking… bad…
🤣🤣🤣
Yeah it’s a pretty fire business 🔥🔥
What is the game called
The extremely rare occasion where Kevin likes the game so much he actually takes it kind of seriously and excels
And even then he finds room to goof. Truly a comedy and entrepreneurial genius
It’s always going to be a good time when Kevin breaks the game while figuring out how to play
I'm really appreciating how Kevin's decorative go-to is consistently flamingos.
And it always works! 👍
Everything about this - including the opening video of the "Pollo" restaurant - has me flashing back to growing up in Miami. Not necessarily in a good way.
In fact there was a restaurant we were sure was a drug front in Lighthouse Point that we found out was real because it showed up on "Kitchen Nightmares".
A real drug front or a real business? You know which episode it is fam?
Im actually impressed that you Managed to get anything done in this game, I played it in the alpha/beta stage and everybody was dying, nothing worked how I wanted it to. I might actually use a call me Kevin Video as a guide and get back in this game
What’s the game?
@@fattyman224 It's called Definitely Not Fried Chicken.
O m g finally I found the name
Wait can you only get it on computer?
“I don’t know how to run a restaurant.” - Kevin, who ran a business before the CAR
To be fair, restaurants are very different than electronics stores.
It’s crazy how much you can get done when you don’t have to be bothered by petty things like “basic human needs” and “morals”
As derpy as this game is (and that may just be because it's Kevin playing it), it does actually look kinda fun! Finally, a game to compete with Basement as a decent "drug dealer" simulator.
If Kevin ever ran a drug business he would have an empire bigger than the Pharmaceutical companies
agreed
Who says he hasn't already ran one😂
Big Kevo
What is the game called
I love when kevin runs a very normal chicken restaurant.
1. I love that people kept entering a chicken restaurant and wanted cheeseburgers lol.
2. No officer we arent stocking drugs. These boxes are special order dry cleaning.
The fact he cant even give them burgers cos hes too broke n can't level up 😭😭 came to the restaurant just to call him poor
I can't wait for Kevin's "I Play a Game About Dealing Drugs Without Dealing Drugs" video!
idc if it’s illegal or immoral but i was really rooting for all of kevin’s businesses to survive. damn that major owner who just randomly ran for mayor out of insecurity and spite for kevin’s booming business🙄 haters really gonna hate huh
Anytime I am looking to find good, unknown indie games, I don't bother with the review websites, just come to this channel
Im high as a kite, rewatching your old videos as it’s my comfort time and this is just the perfect timing 👌 Tnk you, Kevin
me toooo omg
Damn how many people watch Kevin stoned
1:35 When you order nugs and the delivery guy shows up with nugz
I’m surprised Kevin didn’t use the knowledge of bomb making to defend himself from the mayor
That was a wild sentence
Looks like Kevin is a HR genius. Can't get sued if they all 'disappear'.
I'm glad to see that things hasn't changed since the Sims 1 and you, still having "home-science labs" at the back of your home or buildings
Kevin is one of the only youtubers i know iwth infinite replayability. His videos are just too good
Feel like you're breaking reality or something when you get high often watching Kevin and then he plays a videogame about weed.
Opening a donut shop to finance a meth lab is a great way to streamline your arrest!
Simple solution, just offer free donuts to cops and they won’t care.
It worked for Gus Fring.
@@Death2all546 Could probably offer half of them some for free and they would probably be down.
Classic chicken coop in the back of the restaurant. A staple to all restaurants.
*Legit business*
Kevin: What do i do?!
*Illegal AF business*
Kevin: This is so easy.
I'd just delete the doors when chiken legs shows up, they can't break anything if they can't get to it.
Kevin is a restaurant running (and drug dealing) genius!
0:01 why have I seen an actually restaurant like this in my town?
The doughnut shop is the long John silvers equivalent. Nobody goes for the fish(doughnuts) they go for the drugs
I have never been so excited for a RUclips notification… just Kevin being a criminal mastermind
I always enjoy it when the calm stardew music comes on and you get the short relieve that everything is fine for a sec
I love how this man constantly reminds us that he's weird by using the same clip of kicking a Wii baby. Now that's commitment to the bit
I love when he directly searches for a bank loan right in the 5th minute
8:30 i am playing zelda while watching this and kevin must be a witch because i died right when he said this
Kevin trying to pretend like he failed at the end, but we all saw all that money you had left, Kevin. :)
You know, Kevin, if someone is calling for some nuggies, it could be either business still.
Soon our boy Kevin will leave and start his own successful laundromat...
In disguise for the drugs of course, but successful non-the less.
"Time to put the Me in Meth" Made me laugh way more than it should have
It's called 'Definitely Not Fried Chicken' For anyone wanting the name.
27:04 A Kingdom Hearts song again. Love it. ❤
On my hometown we actually had a abandoned KFC used to transport drug from Sonora Mexico to San Luis Arizona , I was working on a call cententer next to that place, they raided the place and was under investigation for months.
Im from Albuquerque (where breaking bad takes place), and i can say this is accurate to all businesses here
I truly believe that if money wasn't a obstacle. Kevin would take over the world within a few days just from running a farm or a restaurant, and create a new religion.
I'm over here hailing our dear leader so I think he's checked off that last one
@@mageytodd659 oh my Pickens. How could have forgotten! I need to repent my sins.
Kevin un-Kevining everything and making things efficient? thats crazier than a Priest saying that god isnt real
This was awesome, got a few chuckles out of it and Kevin actually tried to play the game _right_ this time!
I was getting really worried about Kevin's monetisation for the covert operations...and then I remembered all the other things Kevin has done in other videos...
kevin looks at the profit graphs:"this is what the cannabis earns me, and this is all the rest"
yeah, thats how money laundering usually works...
3:23 the rdr2 house building theme almost made me build a drug empire with a McDonald's on top of it
Kevin: Stops owning a business and becomes a successful youtuber
Kevin: Becomes a business owner in video game because successful youtuber
It's the circle of lifeeeeee
Kevin I want to say your videos cure my depression. My and my brother love your videos.❤
every single chef watching this video like "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is all so new to me, selling drugs, at work? what? how?"
I sold drugs to my manager
I bet them lawyers do indeed have Saulid advice
that clip of Kevin kicking a baby will never get old
Ah, Kevin. Always with your cluckin' funny videos.
Kevin May if your neighbours here half of the stuff you say mate, I’m surprise the police haven’t kicked down your door yet 😂
Is this giving anyone else flashbacks to the old adobe flash McDonald's Simulator game?
That thing was SO difficult, made NO sense, and has such a specific aesthetic -
Yes I had to think about that too. This game is much better though
Love that Stardew Valley music in the background while you're placing your meth labs
That takeshi’s castle reference made my memory go back a decade
I’m really starting to like that clip of Kevin kicking that innocent baby into the air
I find it hilarious the RUclips ad that played for this game was for Zaxbys chicken.
"I'm just really passionate about meth" is a great thing to say during a job interview.
Some of my old "jobs" would have accepted that
@@PsilomuscimolRoofing? Lol
I was just waiting for the police to show up and just shut him down in the most anticlimactic way possible. They just walk into the unlocked back door and see rows upon rows of drugs and flaming equipment/employees everywhere. Also (I don't know if you can do this in this game) I would have liked to see that $300k he had at the end be spent on a massive army and raid The Major back.
Kevin this is classic you and it's fecking hilarious you are #1 Irish RUclipsr.
That takeshi’s castle reference was elite
Aww I was kinda hoping you'd lure the mayor's men into the bomb fryers
You can't build grills at your factory and they only raid the factory. It is just not possible to do, sry.
This game is legit just alternate universe Los Pollos Hermanos.
I'd forgotten you got hit by a car, you mentioning it was one of the first videos I watched, don't watch often but I always enjoy the content, keep goin bruh x
13:52 Me after they ask for the 1,000,000th time if we have burgers.
Gus Fring is the first person who comes to mind for everyone when you hear about this game. 😂
I mean chicken restaurant and drug empire is a pretty unique combo
You comment on half of the RUclips channels I subscribe, that's wild 😂
@@giorgospeppas9464the universe is giving you a sign
Talking about making meth but then hearing the Stardew Valley theme, perfection 🤣
More accurately, youre the kind of employer where an employee will be set for the rest of their (very short) life.
0:40 so it must be SAULid advice
Stardew valley sound in the background when the unkevin mode was on
*Perfection*
Damn you Kevin, because of you I've just bought sun haven and don't feed the monkeys. How do you find the most enjoyable games? ❤
The clip of Kevin kicking a baby will never stop being hilarious 😂
Cant wait for the part where Kevin actually notices where his hours are.
I bought Definitely not Fried Chicken after watching this video, I don't remember when I first saw this video, but it was quite a while ago.
Sadly, I wasn't able to play the game much after I got it (and I just haven't gone back to it yet), but for the short period of time I was able to play, it was a pretty decent and interesting game.
where do you get it from?
That’s very normal to see people with baseball bats with nails at restaurants.
CMK doesn’t seem like the guy to watch Breaking Bad, but then again he’s full of surprises
The subtle runescape music in the background is giving me flashbacks.
This was the moment when Kevin became a Drug Dealer.
You could say he...
"broke bad"
wait that looks like such a good management game
Was gonna make a breaking bad joke but Kevin already made it at the start of his video, fuming.
Need more of this. An entire series. Do it.
"I unkevined everything" is the single greatest line ever
You know its going to be good when kevin is being attacked by chickens in the intro
The rdr2 ranch building music when hes building the chicken restaurant is perfect 3:47
I love the RDR2 build music in the background while hes building the chicken farm 😭
Everything ends with fire, business as usual
Would love to see this again maybe as a bit of series
0:39 "But this is my attorney, so it must be Saul-id advice."