This restaurant simulator is actually about running a drug empire

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    Definitely Not Fried Chicken is a business management sim with a Twist! Grow your drugs trade through legitimate fronts by managing both sides of the business. Acquire new "businesses", meet new clientele, Develop more potent narcotics, make lots of money and leave a city in ruin!
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    This restaurant simulator is actually about running a drug empire
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  • @BadFish-
    @BadFish- 11 месяцев назад +4127

    You know it’s gonna be good when Kevin is excited for drugs and shows his classic clip of kicking a baby.. good times

    • @user-gp4bf6he4v
      @user-gp4bf6he4v 11 месяцев назад +10

      yes

    • @tulipfalcon
      @tulipfalcon 11 месяцев назад +34

      Kevin has always been a bad boy when it comes to crime--why do you think he got arrested two videos ago?

    • @smokeymcbongwater
      @smokeymcbongwater 11 месяцев назад +5

      Fr😂

    • @WdawgSmith
      @WdawgSmith 11 месяцев назад +19

      He has actually shown that clip in each of the last 4 videos

    • @BadFish-
      @BadFish- 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@WdawgSmith but was he happy about drugs in those videos?

  • @playingofgames
    @playingofgames 11 месяцев назад +1628

    "your employees will literally die for you if you don't care for them" These employees chose the wrong person to work for 😂

    • @almicc
      @almicc 11 месяцев назад +51

      They chose the *right* person, if they're willing to die then Kevin is the perfect boss

    • @vexywexypoo
      @vexywexypoo 11 месяцев назад +42

      Makes good fertilizer for the plant-based drugs

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 11 месяцев назад +29

      @@vexywexypoo You must be Kevin's lawyer, that's an excellent business decision!

    • @linksbetweendrinks7032
      @linksbetweendrinks7032 10 месяцев назад +3

      Mah, they're just American. Standard fare on this side of the pond, mate!

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 11 месяцев назад +2959

    Kevin playing Breaking Bad simulator is pure crystal 99.1% art

    • @theshiftybloke4672
      @theshiftybloke4672 11 месяцев назад +31

      The perfect video to see you react on

    • @mcnic5521
      @mcnic5521 11 месяцев назад +19

      I swear that I see all of your comments.

    • @lordjakob7052
      @lordjakob7052 11 месяцев назад +8

      HEY who is the original Heisenberg account ?

    • @spidermanspidertheman3650
      @spidermanspidertheman3650 11 месяцев назад +14

      Is this a bot account or is there just a bunch of these heisenberg profiles?

    • @gamingandchess
      @gamingandchess 11 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@spidermanspidertheman3650 i think its a bunch

  • @williamtimonen6814
    @williamtimonen6814 11 месяцев назад +622

    The idea of a guy starting a restaurant and accidently becoming a drug lord because his shady lawyer never told him ”this is illegal” is very funny.

  • @callieope_
    @callieope_ 11 месяцев назад +1490

    Kevin has a gift of finding the weirdest simulators and somehow making them even weirder

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 11 месяцев назад +4

      It was a perfectly normal Breaking Bad rpg, and then *bear traps* got involved!

  • @redlionyt3019
    @redlionyt3019 11 месяцев назад +1129

    Ah yes a Kevin classic, running a criminal empire

    • @unfunnysenrirenposter
      @unfunnysenrirenposter 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@austyndavid6528 cry about it

    • @itsyaboybigjoe6884
      @itsyaboybigjoe6884 11 месяцев назад

      @@austyndavid6528 yeah bro, get on my tip instead

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 11 месяцев назад +5

      ⁠@@austyndavid6528 counter-suggestion.
      how about you get on a hug instead if being miserable?
      it's much more relaxing lol

    • @_natsura
      @_natsura 11 месяцев назад +6

      i sometimes can't help but think he secretly runs a criminal empire irl xD

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 11 месяцев назад

      @@_natsura If this is what being secretly looks like, hes not very good at keeping secrets. Not surprises there really.

  • @moss9493
    @moss9493 11 месяцев назад +250

    I enjoy the peaceful Stardew music over the drug business and employees meeting their fate. Great touch!

    • @kimberlynichole5572
      @kimberlynichole5572 11 месяцев назад +16

      I thought I was going crazy hearing stardew music I thought surely not lmao

    • @ericonion3561
      @ericonion3561 10 месяцев назад +13

      There's a lot of good game music floating around his videos
      Stardew Valley, RDR2, death road to Canada, and runescape just to name a few. Pretty nostalgic

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 3 месяца назад

      i thought it was red dead redemption 2 music

    • @thatagguy
      @thatagguy 3 месяца назад

      Its red dead redemption music

  • @humlegard-gaming
    @humlegard-gaming 11 месяцев назад +403

    This game feels like something Kevin would do in the sims, the difference being that its intentional in this game.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 11 месяцев назад +15

      Kevin would certainly run a criminal empire using a restaurant as a front in the sims if he could (the whole pufferfish bussiness was half-way there, all the crime but none of the profit). But unfortunately, the criminal carrer isnt that advanced. Yet.

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 11 месяцев назад +10

      @@pedrovallefin8406 Can't wait for the DLC where you can make your own criminal enterprise, only for the price of enough money to nearly start your own, REAL criminal enterprise.

  • @MicahMotion
    @MicahMotion 11 месяцев назад +527

    It is always a great day when Kevin owns a failing drug empire and Los Pollos Hermanos

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig 11 месяцев назад +333

    I like that, despite the attacks and murders, this seems like a fairly successful empire. Admittedly I’m only halfway through the video so far but I see no way things go wrong from here. 😅

  • @MortusSweet
    @MortusSweet 11 месяцев назад +77

    “I don’t know how to run a restaurant.” - Kevin, who ran a business before the CAR

    • @Moraenil
      @Moraenil 11 месяцев назад +16

      To be fair, restaurants are very different than electronics stores.

  • @Kei-ye8if
    @Kei-ye8if 4 месяца назад +11

    The extremely rare occasion where Kevin likes the game so much he actually takes it kind of seriously and excels
    And even then he finds room to goof. Truly a comedy and entrepreneurial genius

  • @neilaalt
    @neilaalt 11 месяцев назад +143

    It’s always going to be a good time when Kevin breaks the game while figuring out how to play

  • @chez_lady
    @chez_lady 11 месяцев назад +79

    I'm really appreciating how Kevin's decorative go-to is consistently flamingos.
    And it always works! 👍

  • @robotrix
    @robotrix 11 месяцев назад +24

    Everything about this - including the opening video of the "Pollo" restaurant - has me flashing back to growing up in Miami. Not necessarily in a good way.
    In fact there was a restaurant we were sure was a drug front in Lighthouse Point that we found out was real because it showed up on "Kitchen Nightmares".

    • @EJtheShooter
      @EJtheShooter 11 месяцев назад +1

      A real drug front or a real business? You know which episode it is fam?

  • @mr.patriotjol
    @mr.patriotjol 11 месяцев назад +125

    If Kevin ever ran a drug business he would have an empire bigger than the Pharmaceutical companies

  • @kukukul
    @kukukul 11 месяцев назад +80

    Im actually impressed that you Managed to get anything done in this game, I played it in the alpha/beta stage and everybody was dying, nothing worked how I wanted it to. I might actually use a call me Kevin Video as a guide and get back in this game

    • @fattyman224
      @fattyman224 11 месяцев назад +1

      What’s the game?

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@fattyman224 It's called Definitely Not Fried Chicken.

    • @Iron_Forger
      @Iron_Forger 4 месяца назад

      O m g finally I found the name

    • @Iron_Forger
      @Iron_Forger 4 месяца назад +1

      Wait can you only get it on computer?

  • @dogejr1
    @dogejr1 11 месяцев назад +127

    I love when kevin runs a very normal chicken restaurant.

  • @rossiroo5426
    @rossiroo5426 11 месяцев назад +39

    I’m surprised Kevin didn’t use the knowledge of bomb making to defend himself from the mayor

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 7 месяцев назад +2

      That was a wild sentence

  • @xxXXRAPXXxx
    @xxXXRAPXXxx 11 месяцев назад +17

    After seeing this video im really disappointed in my local shops. Like they NEVER ask if i would like to buy some drugs when i came to buy bread and there was none left to buy so i had to return home empty handed.

  • @herpderp9108
    @herpderp9108 11 месяцев назад +23

    Opening a donut shop to finance a meth lab is a great way to streamline your arrest!

    • @Death2all546
      @Death2all546 11 месяцев назад +14

      Simple solution, just offer free donuts to cops and they won’t care.
      It worked for Gus Fring.

    • @herpderp9108
      @herpderp9108 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Death2all546 Could probably offer half of them some for free and they would probably be down.

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 11 месяцев назад +52

    As derpy as this game is (and that may just be because it's Kevin playing it), it does actually look kinda fun! Finally, a game to compete with Basement as a decent "drug dealer" simulator.

  • @TheCommanderTaco
    @TheCommanderTaco 11 месяцев назад +7

    1. I love that people kept entering a chicken restaurant and wanted cheeseburgers lol.
    2. No officer we arent stocking drugs. These boxes are special order dry cleaning.

  • @Tyler-ip7mj
    @Tyler-ip7mj 7 месяцев назад +7

    It’s crazy how much you can get done when you don’t have to be bothered by petty things like “basic human needs” and “morals”

  • @dualdestry2856
    @dualdestry2856 11 месяцев назад +24

    I can't wait for Kevin's "I Play a Game About Dealing Drugs Without Dealing Drugs" video!

  • @ZoeLycan
    @ZoeLycan 11 месяцев назад +4

    I'm glad to see that things hasn't changed since the Sims 1 and you, still having "home-science labs" at the back of your home or buildings

  • @MadMax248
    @MadMax248 11 месяцев назад +40

    Feel like you're breaking reality or something when you get high often watching Kevin and then he plays a videogame about weed.

  • @flynn6201
    @flynn6201 11 месяцев назад +5

    Anytime I am looking to find good, unknown indie games, I don't bother with the review websites, just come to this channel

  • @secretidentity6183
    @secretidentity6183 10 месяцев назад +4

    Kevin saying "tree star" instead of "three star" gives me Land Before Time flashbacks

  • @messybark
    @messybark 11 месяцев назад +23

    Looks like Kevin is a HR genius. Can't get sued if they all 'disappear'.

  • @thewolfstu
    @thewolfstu 11 месяцев назад +13

    Kevin trying to pretend like he failed at the end, but we all saw all that money you had left, Kevin. :)

  • @ForemostCrab7
    @ForemostCrab7 11 месяцев назад +15

    *Legit business*
    Kevin: What do i do?!
    *Illegal AF business*
    Kevin: This is so easy.

  • @warren_713
    @warren_713 11 месяцев назад +6

    The doughnut shop is the long John silvers equivalent. Nobody goes for the fish(doughnuts) they go for the drugs

  • @CloudChalk
    @CloudChalk 11 месяцев назад +9

    "Time to put the Me in Meth" Made me laugh way more than it should have

  • @KeepItSample1
    @KeepItSample1 11 месяцев назад +20

    You know, Kevin, if someone is calling for some nuggies, it could be either business still.

  • @sugarsand7367
    @sugarsand7367 11 месяцев назад +13

    Classic chicken coop in the back of the restaurant. A staple to all restaurants.

  • @umutcolak3447
    @umutcolak3447 11 месяцев назад +13

    I love when he directly searches for a bank loan right in the 5th minute

  • @gremlinfan1360
    @gremlinfan1360 11 месяцев назад +9

    I love how this man constantly reminds us that he's weird by using the same clip of kicking a Wii baby. Now that's commitment to the bit

  • @l2naab
    @l2naab 11 месяцев назад +47

    Im high as a kite, rewatching your old videos as it’s my comfort time and this is just the perfect timing 👌 Tnk you, Kevin

  • @hfjireh
    @hfjireh 11 месяцев назад +62

    idc if it’s illegal or immoral but i was really rooting for all of kevin’s businesses to survive. damn that major owner who just randomly ran for mayor out of insecurity and spite for kevin’s booming business🙄 haters really gonna hate huh

  • @Error_fu
    @Error_fu 11 месяцев назад +3

    I'd just delete the doors when chiken legs shows up, they can't break anything if they can't get to it.

  • @voxvolhynia5400
    @voxvolhynia5400 11 месяцев назад +9

    I was just waiting for the police to show up and just shut him down in the most anticlimactic way possible. They just walk into the unlocked back door and see rows upon rows of drugs and flaming equipment/employees everywhere. Also (I don't know if you can do this in this game) I would have liked to see that $300k he had at the end be spent on a massive army and raid The Major back.

  • @ElliP29723
    @ElliP29723 10 месяцев назад +4

    Soon our boy Kevin will leave and start his own successful laundromat...
    In disguise for the drugs of course, but successful non-the less.

  • @aethyreal_gates3546
    @aethyreal_gates3546 11 месяцев назад +10

    I bet them lawyers do indeed have Saulid advice

  • @bilepunch
    @bilepunch 11 месяцев назад +9

    Kevin is one of the only youtubers i know iwth infinite replayability. His videos are just too good

  • @James27Simko
    @James27Simko 11 месяцев назад +3

    every single chef watching this video like "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is all so new to me, selling drugs, at work? what? how?"

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 2 месяца назад +1

      I sold drugs to my manager

  • @user-bl7lg6on7d
    @user-bl7lg6on7d 11 месяцев назад +3

    Kevin May if your neighbours here half of the stuff you say mate, I’m surprise the police haven’t kicked down your door yet 😂

  • @OzOrnis
    @OzOrnis 11 месяцев назад +11

    I was getting really worried about Kevin's monetisation for the covert operations...and then I remembered all the other things Kevin has done in other videos...

  • @razatk629
    @razatk629 11 месяцев назад +9

    I truly believe that if money wasn't a obstacle. Kevin would take over the world within a few days just from running a farm or a restaurant, and create a new religion.

    • @mageytodd659
      @mageytodd659 11 месяцев назад +1

      I'm over here hailing our dear leader so I think he's checked off that last one

    • @razatk629
      @razatk629 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@mageytodd659 oh my Pickens. How could have forgotten! I need to repent my sins.

  • @zestylemon22blog
    @zestylemon22blog 11 месяцев назад +6

    that clip of Kevin kicking a baby will never get old

  • @neverminditssomeone
    @neverminditssomeone 11 месяцев назад +4

    I always enjoy it when the calm stardew music comes on and you get the short relieve that everything is fine for a sec

  • @lacriaturadekentucky
    @lacriaturadekentucky 11 месяцев назад +3

    This game is legit just alternate universe Los Pollos Hermanos.

  • @UnknownFox
    @UnknownFox 11 месяцев назад +5

    Talking about making meth but then hearing the Stardew Valley theme, perfection 🤣

  • @carysk4083
    @carysk4083 11 месяцев назад +11

    Kevin is a restaurant running (and drug dealing) genius!

  • @Saiko2323
    @Saiko2323 11 месяцев назад +19

    I have never been so excited for a RUclips notification… just Kevin being a criminal mastermind

  • @qzwx4205
    @qzwx4205 11 месяцев назад +3

    kevin looks at the profit graphs:"this is what the cannabis earns me, and this is all the rest"
    yeah, thats how money laundering usually works...

  • @absolutelygunshi
    @absolutelygunshi 11 месяцев назад +3

    Aww I was kinda hoping you'd lure the mayor's men into the bomb fryers

  • @michae1296
    @michae1296 11 месяцев назад +5

    More accurately, youre the kind of employer where an employee will be set for the rest of their (very short) life.

  • @thegivingtree6551
    @thegivingtree6551 11 месяцев назад +2

    3:23 the rdr2 house building theme almost made me build a drug empire with a McDonald's on top of it

  • @PayParkGoHome
    @PayParkGoHome 11 месяцев назад +22

    Ah, Kevin. Always with your cluckin' funny videos.

  • @wawaweewa8749
    @wawaweewa8749 11 месяцев назад +8

    I’m really starting to like that clip of Kevin kicking that innocent baby into the air

  • @JR-zp3nw
    @JR-zp3nw 11 месяцев назад +4

    This was awesome, got a few chuckles out of it and Kevin actually tried to play the game _right_ this time!

  • @koturkey9989
    @koturkey9989 11 месяцев назад +6

    That’s very normal to see people with baseball bats with nails at restaurants.

  • @bre1836
    @bre1836 11 месяцев назад +4

    That takeshi’s castle reference was elite

  • @ThreadBomb
    @ThreadBomb 11 месяцев назад +3

    "I'm just really passionate about meth" is a great thing to say during a job interview.

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 2 месяца назад

      Some of my old "jobs" would have accepted that

    • @limendime3720
      @limendime3720 26 дней назад

      ​@@PsilomuscimolRoofing? Lol

  • @mojaslatt
    @mojaslatt 11 месяцев назад +6

    The clip of Kevin kicking a baby will never stop being hilarious 😂

  • @nikkiibbitson331
    @nikkiibbitson331 11 месяцев назад

    Thank you. You help me sleep in the morning. Your NOT boring it's just a relaxing voice that's helps me sleep after a night shift (10 hours) so thank you.

  • @oisinkelly7111
    @oisinkelly7111 11 месяцев назад +5

    You know its going to be good when kevin is being attacked by chickens in the intro

  • @VisibletoanyoneonYoutubes
    @VisibletoanyoneonYoutubes 11 месяцев назад +5

    Kevin is on prescribed ADHD meds / dextroamphetamine 😢 how’s the comedown. Stay hydrated and eat well!

    • @mkzrocketz6430
      @mkzrocketz6430 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yea… it’s crazy they prescribe those to kids. And then they wonder why they’re “depressed”. When really their dopamine and serotonin receptors are fried.

  • @finlegh
    @finlegh 11 месяцев назад +5

    Where does kevin get all these strange games from😭😭

  • @DirtyLesion
    @DirtyLesion 11 месяцев назад +1

    I'd forgotten you got hit by a car, you mentioning it was one of the first videos I watched, don't watch often but I always enjoy the content, keep goin bruh x

  • @pous3r
    @pous3r 11 месяцев назад +3

    That baby clip is Kevin's greatest investment ever.

  • @kaylynlane2244
    @kaylynlane2244 11 месяцев назад +5

    Kevin I want to say your videos cure my depression. My and my brother love your videos.❤

  • @ryannnnnns
    @ryannnnnns 11 месяцев назад +3

    CMK doesn’t seem like the guy to watch Breaking Bad, but then again he’s full of surprises

  • @claytonmurray537
    @claytonmurray537 11 месяцев назад +2

    Everything ends with fire, business as usual

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 11 месяцев назад +15

    Gus Fring is the first person who comes to mind for everyone when you hear about this game. 😂

    • @tomriddler1926
      @tomriddler1926 11 месяцев назад +7

      I mean chicken restaurant and drug empire is a pretty unique combo

    • @giorgospeppas9464
      @giorgospeppas9464 11 месяцев назад +1

      You comment on half of the RUclips channels I subscribe, that's wild 😂

    • @SlamDunkPyro
      @SlamDunkPyro 11 месяцев назад

      @@giorgospeppas9464the universe is giving you a sign

  • @WinnieBlaster
    @WinnieBlaster 11 месяцев назад +3

    wait that looks like such a good management game

  • @ashanddoodles13
    @ashanddoodles13 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love the RDR2 build music in the background while hes building the chicken farm 😭

  • @miragemain105
    @miragemain105 11 месяцев назад +3

    Kevin un-Kevining everything and making things efficient? thats crazier than a Priest saying that god isnt real

  • @esmeraldaalvarez3647
    @esmeraldaalvarez3647 11 месяцев назад +1

    On my hometown we actually had a abandoned KFC used to transport drug from Sonora Mexico to San Luis Arizona , I was working on a call cententer next to that place, they raided the place and was under investigation for months.

  • @alexsan1991x
    @alexsan1991x 11 месяцев назад +3

    Need more of this. An entire series. Do it.

  • @domyazbek2323
    @domyazbek2323 11 месяцев назад +3

    Kevin this is classic you and it's fecking hilarious you are #1 Irish RUclipsr.

  • @amyclarke900
    @amyclarke900 11 месяцев назад +10

    Damn you Kevin, because of you I've just bought sun haven and don't feed the monkeys. How do you find the most enjoyable games? ❤

  • @Lakelurker
    @Lakelurker 11 месяцев назад +3

    I always love your videos, they bring me so much joy.

  • @mrt8880
    @mrt8880 11 месяцев назад +1

    Would love to see this again maybe as a bit of series

  • @dogejr1
    @dogejr1 11 месяцев назад +9

    Cant wait for the part where Kevin actually notices where his hours are.

  • @scarefrow1
    @scarefrow1 11 месяцев назад +2

    Im from Albuquerque (where breaking bad takes place), and i can say this is accurate to all businesses here

  • @trinitysmith778
    @trinitysmith778 11 месяцев назад +1

    “Cluck you up” Loving this so far 😭

  • @adammackrory655
    @adammackrory655 10 месяцев назад

    The tranquil stardew music over the mayhem, murder and chaos was the best touch hahaha

  • @The_Drako_Master
    @The_Drako_Master 11 месяцев назад

    All of your latest videos have been bangers. Keep up the good work!

  • @emmahealy4863
    @emmahealy4863 11 месяцев назад +1

    Is this giving anyone else flashbacks to the old adobe flash McDonald's Simulator game?
    That thing was SO difficult, made NO sense, and has such a specific aesthetic -

  • @skinnyjesus16
    @skinnyjesus16 11 месяцев назад

    this video was awesome! thanks kevin

  • @SimBits
    @SimBits 11 месяцев назад +3

    Aaaa I had this game on my wishlist the last few weeks, I'm so glad to see you playing it before I finally buy it!😊

    • @ItzKraz
      @ItzKraz 11 месяцев назад

      What’s it called

    • @shadowkid3203
      @shadowkid3203 3 месяца назад

      @@ItzKraz yes i would like to know too

  • @renthegremlin
    @renthegremlin 2 месяца назад +3

    Kevin: Stops owning a business and becomes a successful youtuber
    Kevin: Becomes a business owner in video game because successful youtuber
    It's the circle of lifeeeeee

  • @TheGary108
    @TheGary108 11 месяцев назад +3

    Finally, Kevin shows us he is truly an Drug Empire Genius.

  • @jean-mariepotgieter4155
    @jean-mariepotgieter4155 8 месяцев назад +1

    1:35 When you order nugs and the delivery guy shows up with nugz

  • @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock
    @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock 8 месяцев назад +1

    Love that Stardew Valley music in the background while you're placing your meth labs

  • @danielhutchison7259
    @danielhutchison7259 11 месяцев назад +1

    The subtle runescape music in the background is giving me flashbacks.

  • @theblazinggengar1516
    @theblazinggengar1516 11 месяцев назад

    I need more of this in my life

  • @RandySteward
    @RandySteward 11 месяцев назад

    Love this one. I would absolutely watch more of thos