@@kavigorana I'll let you in on a secret. Men can actually get turned on without any sound whatsoever, as you'll find out by looking into people existing despite having deaf fathers.
@@hdrevolution123 I don't know. We've never been given an explanation from Zach, but she was in two other videos. She was in the what guys think while watching Netflix, and types of people after breakups ones.
I hope u guys don't genuinely believe that. It's not that hard dude, plus there are half population girls, so ur bound to find ur equal. Simple mathematics
@@JohnWick-oj6bw Yeah, it's not that hard if you have money, or are attractive or confidence. If you have none of those things, it's pretty hard to ask someone out
I like how this video finally demonstrates how men frequently telepathically communicate with one another, sharing information, acknowledging each other, and informing each other if we have an undone fly or food in our beards. It's such an integral part of male life and I feel like it gets ignored by most media, I bet some women didn't even know that all men are born telepathic.
Renouncing "faith" in atheism! lol. And that telepathic convo which turned into him ordering food was hilarious. It was so organic and would happen irl if it was possible lol.
@@dementissilenti5603 As an atheist, you obviously don't believe that God made the universe. So you must believe that either the universe somehow magically made itself from nothing (which violates the first law of thermodynamics), or that the universe is eternal (which violates the second law of thermodynamics. The universe would have reached entropy by now if it was eternal). Also as an atheist, you obviously don't believe that God made life. That means you must believe that life somehow magically came from non life, which there is zero evidence for and no scientist has ever been able to replicate.
01:49 Laughed so hard at the telepathic communication "Got you bro" and then "Cuz quantum mechanics." Also Zach, would love to sponsor one of your videos sometime. I sent you an email about it.
You could always go to Starbucks so you seem fancy. Coffee is hot as hell so it takes a few minutes to cool down gives you time to talk. If during that time you realize she sucks you can spill that drink and have an excuse to leave early.
The moment she said "i'm down for that", my brain went Victory Mode in a nanosecond! Me : "All you need to do from this point on, bro, is to be a normal human being with table manners that's slightly above chimpanze."
But why? If you already got invited to a date, besides acting like a complete bitch or making him feel like a fool, there's virtually no way for you to screw it up. Blind dates may be different, but if he invited you on a date "with his eyes open" then that's already a clear statement that he's interested. Unless you're talking about two women on a date together. In this case I'm totally oblivious of the social dynamics and inclinations.
@@κωστης-ι7ψ yes because no matter how hot the guy is, how far he is above your level, he will always say yes to physical things, right? I could just go to the hottest guy, an actor, a model, and ask if he wanted to get with me and he would be totally down - no matter what I'm like, I just need to be female, right? What nonsense. So tired of these idiotic stereotypes, I've always been the sort of woman who is direct and asks guys things myself, and I've been rejected plenty of times.
@@janedoe6121 The discussion wasn't about asking someone out. It was about situations where you already are on a date together, which means the asking out is already assumed to be done with successfully. That this "first phase", if you wanna call it that, is a whole other beast, for all parties involved, should go without saying.
After three bad dates I was out with a girl and I just didn’t want to spend the weekend alone, I had zero expectations and she came out in the middle of the day and told me “well, where is my kiss?” Fucking unbelievable, best dates ever
You do realize that it's just as scary for women, and it's terrifying to ask a guy for a kiss too, and the whole time she could have been thinking that you just don't like her, right?
Dude. If youre good looking enough to have a woman go on a date with you. Youre pretty well off. I have people literally changing seat when im near them
weird, I didn’t realize you got actual footage of my tinder date last week in the restaurant… weird. but I don’t like that you changed the ending, in mine we went separate ways, in this one the guy actually gets to his own door with her… but literally everything else was accurate including the the waiter literally coming over to save me
I love how the guy being in sync with the waiter started out as pretty "yeah, he knows" and then went full telepathic communication where they talked more between the two of them than the guy ever talked with the girl, like that's a normal thing guys do.
First Tinder date was pretty much picture perfect. Everything went about as smooth and perfect as possible. And...that was it. I burned up all the magic in that one no ight I guess.
TL;DR: good sex Longer version: Matched on Tinder, and immediately asked her to the local comedy club to see a comedian that was popular when we were young (we were in our late 30's at the time). Both showed up dressed sharp, and realized I bought tickets for the show 2 hours later, so we went to dinner. Talked about a lot and connected well. Went to the show and had a great time. In the parking lot saying goodnight, she grabbed my tie and pulled me in for a kiss (this was also my first date post 20 year marriage, which she knew by now). Made out in the parking lot for a while before going back to her place. Few more dates, then moved in together and had a great time. Broke it off after a year because I didn't want to get trapped into a relationship right after being married 20 years. Got her into mountain biking which got her back into snow boarding. She stopped settling for less. I learned what a good and fun relationship was (and also great sex). That was about it for Tinder. Everyone else I met that had substance I met more traditionally.
Too bad the part of the telepathic conversation that was about food was not verbally spoken. He was talking just fine about that. Also, I low-key suspected the girl was gonna ditch him at the end because all the eye contact he made with the waiter made it seem like they had more chemistry than he did with her.
Oh yes, everyone knows exactly what it feels like to stare at someone completley straight faced while screaming inside *"FUCK YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"*
This sketch is accurate in reflecting real life in the sense that many people are poor communicators. Neither she nor he make any active listening efforts (i.e. asking follow-up questions, paraphrasing, mirroring) to try to relate with one another. The lack of awareness between the main characters is not exclusive to hookup culture. But it's a funny clip at the surface. What I liked most was the telepathic dialogue between the guy and the waiter. I think that beyond "bro code", it's worth appreciating that due to working with and among people all day, hospitality employees have the chance to observe body language and improve their interpersonal skills.
3:19 Fucken hurts me…you say something so risky and you are hella waiting for her to give you a response and you’re like fuck I shouldn’t have said that!!!! I shouldn’t have said that!!!! And sometimes the girl is cool but not all the time 🥹🥹🥹🥹
lmfao as an introvert, the awk pause is too relatable.. esp when I have absolutely nothing of value to add to the convo. Main reason I hate going on dates. Girls tend to think i'm "uninterested".
I love that the men are just telepathically communicating
Might help that they’re the same person, idk
@@egusisoup1826 Are you suggesting he cloned himself to?
@@enbygamer well, that goes without saying
it was established in the will smith video
It was only scripted for the video. In real life that entire conversation took place in a half-second glance and nod.
The way you didn't listen to a single word she said makes this a very accurate Tinder date.
It made me so upset like “Dude just listen to her!!”
Too bad! Wonder how he gets even turned on 🤷
@@kavigorana By looking at her.
@@kavigorana I'll let you in on a secret. Men can actually get turned on without any sound whatsoever, as you'll find out by looking into people existing despite having deaf fathers.
@@dabutchaistoxic yeah, well, just half of the story, eh?! I mean, passive.
Anyway, just meant it as a joke :)
this video wasn't comedy, it was a PTSD-inducing psychological horror
this is too real man
But with a good ending too! Zach (and God) is a swell guy in the end.
can't believe they Netflixed together 😃
Most comedy’s are 😭
A beautiful blend of both
“Sorry, turns out I don’t actually have a roommate” 10/10 explanation lol
It ain't much, but it's honest ;)
Speech 100
Plot twist: That was his former roommate in disguise in an attempt to get back in.
Zach’s acting is so good, he looks like a blonde woman now
Wtf🤣
😂😂😂😂😂 true
She looks like him
But hot figure n blonde
I'm pretty sure that someone else buddy
@@bencallender5061 NO YOU ARE LYING
@@PikachuComments dude I'm serious I think she might be an actor
The fact that this is a prequel to a previous video is next-level thinking
Or is it previous level thinking?
Minus the shirt continuity but yeah a banger as always
YOOOO ahaha
I knew you were going to say that.
Yes it is! Now I don't need to be sad that this video is over since I can rewatch the other one with a different context.
There is an actual girl,the production quality is getting crazy lmao
Every time there's an actual girl in the video, I always find myself checking to see it's not just him in a wig
he finally could afford a girl. so.... video budget to the moon ! i suppose
She has been in two other videos too.
@@ry9043 Who is she?
@@hdrevolution123 I don't know. We've never been given an explanation from Zach, but she was in two other videos.
She was in the what guys think while watching Netflix, and types of people after breakups ones.
Every time he said "I'm going to die alone", all I could think was "Dude, you are on an actual date, you are doing miles better than a lot of us"
that hits too close to home
I hope u guys don't genuinely believe that.
It's not that hard dude, plus there are half population girls, so ur bound to find ur equal. Simple mathematics
You know what they say, you can ask for the number but theres no guarantee its hers
@@JohnWick-oj6bw Yeah, it's not that hard if you have money, or are attractive or confidence. If you have none of those things, it's pretty hard to ask someone out
@@JohnWick-oj6bw The math isn’t in your favour much, once you apply a few variables. “Half the population” gets whittled down real quick.
I like how this video finally demonstrates how men frequently telepathically communicate with one another, sharing information, acknowledging each other, and informing each other if we have an undone fly or food in our beards. It's such an integral part of male life and I feel like it gets ignored by most media, I bet some women didn't even know that all men are born telepathic.
Born telepathic, still don’t listen. Yeah, checks out
@@reasonablewalk4982 it's because we hear thoughts, so women don't really make any noise so to speak lol
Bro you've blown our cover.
*Yeah this is Agent J I need a clean up in this comment section. Yeah scrub the entire thing*
Yeah overseer council, someone just blatantly violated the bro code
@@StarboyXL9 you ruined it
Guys thinking face doesn't need emotion. And guys can communicate telepathically.
Dude just curious, is commenting on every video your full time job? No sarcasm..
C'mon man that was our coolest secret! Nobody was supposed to know that part!
We meet again Ray Mak
Stop giving out our secrets! 🔫
So men have the ability to telepathically communicate, slow down time, understand quantum mechanics and talk to God.
Yep
But still are insicure about a hoe
We can only do it in his exact instance.
Yuuuuuuuuuup.
yea it’s something we do on the daily
Wow, the production quality is amazing, the costume Zach wore, he actually looked like a girl. Impressive
Also he called god himself to make an appearance in the video
@@isaacpianos5208 not to mention,the devil himself
Renouncing "faith" in atheism! lol. And that telepathic convo which turned into him ordering food was hilarious. It was so organic and would happen irl if it was possible lol.
Atheism does require a lot of faith
@@ezekielanderson9055 I think it requires none but what do I know
@@dementissilenti5603 As an atheist, you obviously don't believe that God made the universe. So you must believe that either the universe somehow magically made itself from nothing (which violates the first law of thermodynamics), or that the universe is eternal (which violates the second law of thermodynamics. The universe would have reached entropy by now if it was eternal).
Also as an atheist, you obviously don't believe that God made life. That means you must believe that life somehow magically came from non life, which there is zero evidence for and no scientist has ever been able to replicate.
@@ezekielanderson9055 false dichotomy, the man, the movie
@@bruhmoment1835 Why is it a false dichotomy? Can you justify that claim?
You have a real girl and fake menus. Wtf is this budget Zachary
Girls be expensive, not much room left for menus
Adds to the effect man. It is what it is.
The girl is obv played by Zach Star Himself
😂😂😂😂😅😅
01:49 Laughed so hard at the telepathic communication "Got you bro" and then "Cuz quantum mechanics."
Also Zach, would love to sponsor one of your videos sometime. I sent you an email about it.
Lol I swear was waiting for the smooth sponsor transition 😂
Nice
I can’t believe Zach was able to look so much like a girl!!
Uhhhh. I'm hoping this is a joke lol
Nah, he's full serious
definitely. pulled it off rly well.
@@nobody-by4ho wdym?
Does anybody know her name?
Wow, the way you played the female role Zach was great. Much better than your other videos as you can almost tell it’s the same person.
You could always go to Starbucks so you seem fancy. Coffee is hot as hell so it takes a few minutes to cool down gives you time to talk. If during that time you realize she sucks you can spill that drink and have an excuse to leave early.
Note taken, too bad starbucks actually sucks
What if you don't like Coffee?
@@master106 then you won't mind spilling it.
@@master106 SMART
@@master106 who is her name she’s cute
“Did I leave my Lego Millenium Falcon out? No that’s badass she should see that.”
Nothing has ever resonated with me more in my life.
The moment she said "i'm down for that", my brain went Victory Mode in a nanosecond!
Me : "All you need to do from this point on, bro, is to be a normal human being with table manners that's slightly above chimpanze."
>slightly above chimpanzee
Why do you have to make it so hard...
@@theonebman7581 I know, bro. Believe me, it's worth it. Now stop chewing the table cloth, the food is about to arrive.
@@dynad00d15 BUT ITS SO TASTY-
Starts banging on the table when you see the dude next table over in the same situation.
“APES TOGETHER STRONG”
That's all they expect from us!
i love that this is the prologue for the what guys think when watching Netflix video haha, good setup
Prequel not prologue
@@qcycl1c898 both could work
Ngl, was expecting him to end up with the waiter, the chemistry between the two was palpable.
The classic 30+ telepathic conversation between the homies
mans just telepathically sold him on a special. that waiter needs a raise
This video hits way too close to home.
"Not as sexual as the winking emoji, but not as friendly as the smily emoji"
WHY IS THAT SO FREAKING ACCURATE IM REMEMBERING THIS
As someone who has never been on a tinder date, this is relatable.
Never been on a psychological journey like this. This like pretty much summarizes it all.
When your man isn’t listening, he might just be thinking to himself like this.
the internal monologue is just too relatable 😂
I love how this is a prequel, really advancing the Zach Star Himself Cinematic Universe
This is surprisingly similar to what goes through women’s brains.
well obviously 😂
But why? If you already got invited to a date, besides acting like a complete bitch or making him feel like a fool, there's virtually no way for you to screw it up. Blind dates may be different, but if he invited you on a date "with his eyes open" then that's already a clear statement that he's interested.
Unless you're talking about two women on a date together. In this case I'm totally oblivious of the social dynamics and inclinations.
U dont have to just ask whenever u want to go for Netflix and they will say yes
@@κωστης-ι7ψ yes because no matter how hot the guy is, how far he is above your level, he will always say yes to physical things, right? I could just go to the hottest guy, an actor, a model, and ask if he wanted to get with me and he would be totally down - no matter what I'm like, I just need to be female, right? What nonsense. So tired of these idiotic stereotypes, I've always been the sort of woman who is direct and asks guys things myself, and I've been rejected plenty of times.
@@janedoe6121 The discussion wasn't about asking someone out. It was about situations where you already are on a date together, which means the asking out is already assumed to be done with successfully. That this "first phase", if you wanna call it that, is a whole other beast, for all parties involved, should go without saying.
After three bad dates I was out with a girl and I just didn’t want to spend the weekend alone, I had zero expectations and she came out in the middle of the day and told me “well, where is my kiss?” Fucking unbelievable, best dates ever
You do realize that it's just as scary for women, and it's terrifying to ask a guy for a kiss too, and the whole time she could have been thinking that you just don't like her, right?
@@janedoe6121 yeah, but what I meant is I didn’t want to get rejected and I went with no expectation, and obtain the best outcome I can hope for.
Dude.
If youre good looking enough to have a woman go on a date with you. Youre pretty well off.
I have people literally changing seat when im near them
@@simonescarantino5568 That is a massive dub and a half
@@slampest Has happened to me too. Not all the time, but it still hurts.
2:51 "I'm so excited for this food." 💀I felt this in the context on a spiritual level.
Yeah, like what else to be excited about on a date.. your date? meh
The transition from the guy and the waiter understanding the troubles to them actually having specific conversations telepathically is amazing
When he started ordering telepathically i laughed uncontrollably loud
The "where tf is her foot?" is so hilarious because I recently did tgat💀🤣🤣🤣
The guy has better chemistry with himself rather than his tinder date... seems legit
I think anyone has "better chemistry" with themselves.. correch me if I'm wrong :3
The sheer balls required to film yourself literally saying nothing on end for minutes straight.
You're a professional, man.
1:10 - I habitually sit cross legged (known in American 90's as "Indian Style") even in chairs so he'd never find my feet.
respect to the waiter for being a wingman 😂
Man that waiter deserves a tip bigger than the actual bill itself ! 🤣 remember guys, that's a bro code!
3:26 nice Clockstoppers reference! I loved that movie growing up
A clockstoppers reference is something I thought I'd never ever hear for the rest of my life
This is the most relatable thing I have ever watched 😂
I like how this is a direct prequel to “what guys think during Netflix on the first date”
weird, I didn’t realize you got actual footage of my tinder date last week in the restaurant… weird. but I don’t like that you changed the ending, in mine we went separate ways, in this one the guy actually gets to his own door with her… but literally everything else was accurate including the the waiter literally coming over to save me
Finally I caught a video within 5 minutes of the upload. Let’s goooo
I love how he did airquotes while thinking so the girl has no idea why he did that.
Zach's wardrobe game is on point. You can barely tell he is also the waiter.
“ what if she’s using me for a free meal oh that’s so messed up” yet his first thought was how to get her back to his place as fast as possible lmao
fair point. but that's how toxic this culture is now
Men
“What if he’s using me for meaningless sex, oh that’s so messed up” lmao
sex is an exchange a free meal is not.
@@Slowpoke3x your company and time in exchange for a meal .
She;s so talkative, if I was on a date I would just said "yes." "no" and "give me your wallet this is a robbery" like a normal woman
Imagine just looking at both the men staring at each other ordering food telepathically 🤣
He's just casually telepathically communicating with the waiter and with God and he thinks that's perfectly normal.
This is too accurate...
The next video should be a prequel-prequel "What guys think before a first date".
Prequel-prequel-prequel "What guys think while messaging a girl on Tinder"
I love how the guy being in sync with the waiter started out as pretty "yeah, he knows" and then went full telepathic communication where they talked more between the two of them than the guy ever talked with the girl, like that's a normal thing guys do.
First Tinder date was pretty much picture perfect. Everything went about as smooth and perfect as possible.
And...that was it. I burned up all the magic in that one no ight I guess.
What happened?
TL;DR: good sex
Longer version: Matched on Tinder, and immediately asked her to the local comedy club to see a comedian that was popular when we were young (we were in our late 30's at the time). Both showed up dressed sharp, and realized I bought tickets for the show 2 hours later, so we went to dinner. Talked about a lot and connected well. Went to the show and had a great time. In the parking lot saying goodnight, she grabbed my tie and pulled me in for a kiss (this was also my first date post 20 year marriage, which she knew by now). Made out in the parking lot for a while before going back to her place.
Few more dates, then moved in together and had a great time. Broke it off after a year because I didn't want to get trapped into a relationship right after being married 20 years.
Got her into mountain biking which got her back into snow boarding. She stopped settling for less. I learned what a good and fun relationship was (and also great sex).
That was about it for Tinder. Everyone else I met that had substance I met more traditionally.
It cracks me up how they're able to telepathically talk to each other😂
legit the funniest guy on youtube, keep it up man
The whole cast coming to rescue
Too bad the part of the telepathic conversation that was about food was not verbally spoken. He was talking just fine about that. Also, I low-key suspected the girl was gonna ditch him at the end because all the eye contact he made with the waiter made it seem like they had more chemistry than he did with her.
Love how it's so much easier to talk with the waiter rather than the date.
"let me smash and i will renaunce my fate in ateism " as a dude, i agree
Literally me on the first date to a T! This really how we all feel fellas? 😭😭😭
Yup.
I would believe so but that's my hypothesis as I haven't gotten chance yet
She can practically go on a date with herself. Anazing work, dude.
Only videos on RUclips that genuinely make me happy to watch
Oh yes, everyone knows exactly what it feels like to stare at someone completley straight faced while screaming inside *"FUCK YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"*
Damn, these are the fucking prequels. Next, it's gonna be "What guys think about when texting before a tinder date"
this is why we dont remember anything girls tell us, we're overthinking the entire night while pretending to listen
As a non tinder user, i can neither confirm nor deny that this is accurate
the fireworks sequence killed me man! that is so freaking true
bro you uploaded this on my birthday, ur a goat
This sketch is accurate in reflecting real life in the sense that many people are poor communicators. Neither she nor he make any active listening efforts (i.e. asking follow-up questions, paraphrasing, mirroring) to try to relate with one another.
The lack of awareness between the main characters is not exclusive to hookup culture.
But it's a funny clip at the surface.
What I liked most was the telepathic dialogue between the guy and the waiter. I think that beyond "bro code", it's worth appreciating that due to working with and among people all day, hospitality employees have the chance to observe body language and improve their interpersonal skills.
This is the most incredible thing you've ever done. I mean that in the best way possible. Also you triggered my ptsd.
One of the best ones yet
3:19 Fucken hurts me…you say something so risky and you are hella waiting for her to give you a response and you’re like fuck I shouldn’t have said that!!!! I shouldn’t have said that!!!! And sometimes the girl is cool but not all the time 🥹🥹🥹🥹
Im so proud of him he was actually successful
As a man, I can confirm we do speak to each other telepathically in situations like this
bro I got second hand anxiety during the awkward pauses
The fact that neither man actually listened to her, I can't..... 😭😭😭
Okay this one is good
not that they all aren't
lmfao as an introvert, the awk pause is too relatable.. esp when I have absolutely nothing of value to add to the convo. Main reason I hate going on dates. Girls tend to think i'm "uninterested".
3:50 Was that Rocky I. A man of culture.
You know the date is going bad when she’s still looking at the menu after you order
This is a bloody masterpiece, had to pause each time the fireworks came on to stop myself from choking whilst laughing
Bro this video and the one of the Netflix and chill are the best ones u have
I was actually rooting for you here 🤣 and the waiter speaking telepathically killed me 😂
Is this a prequel for "What guys think about while watching Netflix on a first date" This is better than the MCU
Next video: What guys think about when setting up their first (Tinder) date
This is just what I think of by myself, on the hypothetical dates that never happen, but also just on an average day.
The brolepethy comes in at just the right moment every time
Damn you found the cutest girl to do with this, congrats, you must be a really cool guy.
the most intense psychological movie ever
Zach is getting better with the wigs and makeup
So are we not gonna talk about how good-looking that girl is.
Some things go without saying.
Are you trying to simp
You’re lucky to have a girl speak to you so much. Aside from that, this was completely realistic.
The prequel to what guys think while watching Netflix on a first date
The dude forgets how to talk to girls so he remembers how to talk telepathically
That double wink at 2:43 made me a little uncomfortable not gonna lie
The expressionless face with invisible fireworks is totally me any time my crush says anything to me. 🤣🤣