He Killed his Friends Just Because He Could | The Life & Times of Basil the Macedonian

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @JackRackam
    @JackRackam  3 года назад +223

    Check out Empire Builders and 3,000 other documentaries, on the house: www.magellantv.com/jackrackam
    Congrats to Noah Markey for guessing the subject of today's episode! I was surprised that everyone else seemed to be guessing Saint Basil rather than Basil II, but I suppose you all know me well enough to know I wouldn't give a hint that relates to the first person it makes you think of. If you want to get involved in the next episode, you can join the crew at patreon.com/jackrackam. A huge thank you to all my patrons for your continued support!

    • @agent_w.
      @agent_w. 3 года назад

      nice

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 3 года назад +4

      10:08 Actually scared me the first time I saw.

    • @AlexandervonGoldstein
      @AlexandervonGoldstein 3 года назад +3

      I love the tie in the start where can I buy it?

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  3 года назад +7

      @@AlexandervonGoldstein I'm not sure, I'm not usually saving the source for my ties unfortunately

    • @AlexandervonGoldstein
      @AlexandervonGoldstein 3 года назад

      @@JackRackam You should it's is the best tie for Byzantium. I'm history too for the future Golo Mann is in my opinion one of the historian of the last century

  • @MrAntraxico
    @MrAntraxico 3 года назад +1359

    "Seducing the pope wasn't an option"
    Crusader Kings II: "Not with that attitude"

    • @cameronjohnson9361
      @cameronjohnson9361 3 года назад +105

      See shit like this makes me realize more and more the game is only I slight exaggeration to reality which is fucked up 😳

    • @lovelydeath04
      @lovelydeath04 3 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @braija
      @braija 3 года назад +41

      I keep my empire together by turning my vice roys gay.

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 2 года назад +19

      @@cameronjohnson9361 There were definitely gay popes; theres even some popes who may have actually been ladies (or were trans men, hard to tell for sure).
      So its not that farfetched to think Basil cud seduce the pope. I mean, if it had been one of the party popes then that plan may have actually been a possibility

    • @naskoBG26
      @naskoBG26 2 года назад +12

      "Seducing the pope wasn't an option"
      "Not being that old anyway"

  • @louiscallahan3720
    @louiscallahan3720 3 года назад +2343

    "If you want to get away with murder, you need the authority to call it an execution."
    Jack Rackam, 2021

    • @maga6403
      @maga6403 3 года назад +27

      Literally 1984

    • @jaydentownsend5402
      @jaydentownsend5402 3 года назад +75

      @@maga6403 Saying 1984 to everything doesnt make it related to 1984. Thats just like saying "How Dickensian" It doesnt make it true.

    • @maga6403
      @maga6403 3 года назад +7

      @@jaydentownsend5402 🤡🤡🤡

    • @nothingtoseeheremovealong598
      @nothingtoseeheremovealong598 3 года назад +50

      MAGA “Oh no, I dont have a good way to counter his argument, time to send clown emojis“

    • @jaydentownsend5402
      @jaydentownsend5402 3 года назад +20

      @@nothingtoseeheremovealong598, hahah, thanks i didnt know how to reply i was just like errrrr.

  • @HoundofOdin
    @HoundofOdin 3 года назад +767

    "You dense clown, I swear to God I will slap you."
    Truly, words of wisdom much needed in the modern world.

    • @unrulycrow6299
      @unrulycrow6299 3 года назад +12

      I lost it at that point, laughed for 2 minutes straight

    • @RESIST_DIGITAL_ID_UK
      @RESIST_DIGITAL_ID_UK 3 года назад +6

      Especially to liberals

    • @theArab__
      @theArab__ 3 года назад +12

      @@RESIST_DIGITAL_ID_UK true but who asked

    • @peskypigeonx
      @peskypigeonx 3 года назад +2

      @@theArab__ their name is really showing

    • @alexanderi1183
      @alexanderi1183 3 года назад +2

      @@RESIST_DIGITAL_ID_UK I agree with you, but it's getting quite old.

  • @budwyzer77
    @budwyzer77 3 года назад +892

    You really need to cover Michael II the Amorian.
    Dude went from sentenced to be CHAINED TO AN APE AND THROWN INTO A FURNACE to Emperor within a few hours!
    On Christmas.

    • @cuttleboi1339
      @cuttleboi1339 3 года назад +51

      What?

    • @Albukhshi
      @Albukhshi 3 года назад +187

      Michael was under sentence of death for conspiring to depose Leo V. Since the sentence was passed Christmas Eve, Leo postponed the execution to the day after.
      So Michael managed to fet messages to his co-conspirators, who stormed the Christmas mass the emperor was having, and killed him.
      They then went and proclaimed Michael emperor while still in chains.

    • @budwyzer77
      @budwyzer77 3 года назад +172

      @@cuttleboi1339 To summarize, Michael was the head of Leo V's palace guards and Leo suspected him of treason. Leo, being the levelheaded guy that he was, decided that Michael needed to be tied up to an ape and then thrown into a furnace so the enraged ape would rip him apart as both burned to death. He wanted to do this during Christmas Mass in the Hagia Sophia.
      The Empress didn't object to the execution but she didn't want this insane Dr. Evil plot to put a damper on Christmas. Leo agreed to postpone the execution for one day. So during Mass, Michael's supporters (disguised as monks) attacked Leo- who managed to fend them off for about an hour. Eventually they killed him and hastily crowned Michael as the new Emperor. Nobody could find the key to his shackles so Michael was crowned when he was still in chains.

    • @Vesperitis
      @Vesperitis 3 года назад +27

      @@cuttleboi1339 I'll second that, but louder. What?!

    • @tocotronicon
      @tocotronicon 3 года назад +43

      That dude was clearly living the life. all i get every Christmas are a bunch of fighting relatives and a hangover. Fml.

  • @mwahahahahah2913
    @mwahahahahah2913 3 года назад +218

    "But if you want to get away with murder you need the authority to call it an execution
    ."
    That, friends, is some quality writing

  • @arcticdino1650
    @arcticdino1650 3 года назад +694

    The deer was clearly micheal reincarnated by the lizard queen Elizabeth so he could get revenge on his ex lover Basil

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  3 года назад +222

      I hereby declare it canon

  • @williamtheconqueror7807
    @williamtheconqueror7807 3 года назад +1900

    Now cover his giga-chad successor, in name only, Basil II.

    • @deron2203
      @deron2203 3 года назад +106

      One of my favorite medieval monarchs

    • @jonathanredacted3245
      @jonathanredacted3245 3 года назад +118

      He forgot to have kids though

    • @bokonoo77
      @bokonoo77 3 года назад +34

      Micheal III's*

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 3 года назад +180

      @@jonathanredacted3245
      He may not have had kids, but he was certainly the Bulgars’ Daddy

    • @jonathanredacted3245
      @jonathanredacted3245 3 года назад +47

      @@warlordofbritannia he still forgot to have a proper heir thus leading to the catastrophy that was manzikert

  • @KingsandGenerals
    @KingsandGenerals 3 года назад +567

    Ain't that the dream

    • @victimofchungus2039
      @victimofchungus2039 3 года назад +7

      First reply

    • @seaoggo9574
      @seaoggo9574 3 года назад +12

      @@victimofchungus2039 last reply

    • @zako9396
      @zako9396 3 года назад +12

      How lovely a history channel commenting on a history channel so beautiful yet so rare

    • @seaoggo9574
      @seaoggo9574 3 года назад +3

      @@zako9396 official last reply

    • @edmundthespiffing2920
      @edmundthespiffing2920 3 года назад +1

      @@seaoggo9574lastest reply

  • @jeremiahkivi4256
    @jeremiahkivi4256 3 года назад +466

    So Basil was the guy who doesn't have a college degree but has 130+ IQ and playing 4D chess. Always good to see an underdog come up.

    • @Argos-xb8ek
      @Argos-xb8ek 3 года назад +11

      Good Will Hunting

    • @NA-AN
      @NA-AN 2 года назад +19

      Even if the underdog just so happened to be the clinical definition of a sociopath.

    • @jeremiahkivi4256
      @jeremiahkivi4256 2 года назад +13

      @@NA-AN meh, that's just a special ability.

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 Год назад +2

      @@NA-AN
      That's just one more advantage.

    • @rachelthehomosapiens
      @rachelthehomosapiens 11 месяцев назад +4

      He wasn't an underdog if he has an IQ of 130+, because that's a huge genetic advantage. He didn't earn that IQ - it was given to him by his genes due to sheer luck, and is basically a biological royal title. At least people with college degrees usually earn their advantage through hard work.

  • @agent_w.
    @agent_w. 3 года назад +560

    4:13
    everybody gangsta til the Ghost of Diomedes calls you a dense clown and threatens to slap you

  • @madambutterfly1997
    @madambutterfly1997 3 года назад +325

    With the way you described the eagles giving him shade you make him sound like a Disney princess for f**k's sake

    • @MrHanderson91
      @MrHanderson91 3 года назад +15

      Not too many disney princess that blinded 99% of an enemy army

    • @bumblingbureaucrat6110
      @bumblingbureaucrat6110 3 года назад +26

      @@MrHanderson91 Wrong Basil. The Gigachad who blinded the enemy army was Basil II or Basil the Bulgar Slayer.

    • @pascaldesjardins9835
      @pascaldesjardins9835 3 года назад +9

      Maybe he is a disney princess

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 3 года назад +2

      Basil I is like some Tumbler fancharacter that somebody would write, a very Progressive character that is just a Disney Princesses and not an actual character.

  • @bumblingbureaucrat6110
    @bumblingbureaucrat6110 3 года назад +718

    Basil II: "How many eyes does it take to send a message?" Advisors: "Just One"

    • @Tyleya
      @Tyleya 3 года назад +19

      My favorite Disney Villain

    • @bumblingbureaucrat6110
      @bumblingbureaucrat6110 3 года назад +9

      @@Tyleya same

    • @Olebull93
      @Olebull93 3 года назад +5

      Basil IVX: "I know nathing, I'm from Barcelona"

    • @marxussy
      @marxussy 3 года назад +1

      Mulan

  • @supercell615
    @supercell615 3 года назад +399

    Considering how many health issues all of Basil's children shared, I think it's safe to say he was Leo's dad.

    • @blugaledoh2669
      @blugaledoh2669 3 года назад +11

      Leo is the heir apparent right?

    • @supercell615
      @supercell615 3 года назад +6

      @@blugaledoh2669 yes

    • @heathenpride7931
      @heathenpride7931 3 года назад +7

      It might have been from the mother

    • @supercell615
      @supercell615 3 года назад +10

      @@heathenpride7931 His first (or first two, depending on the source), had a different mother and they both died young.

    • @heathenpride7931
      @heathenpride7931 3 года назад +7

      @@supercell615 well that’s just SIDS. Happened all the time in the old times

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia 3 года назад +259

    Basil I - known for killing his friends
    Great-greatgrandson, Basil II - known as the “Bulgar-Slayer”
    Real talk, the Makedon dynasty was badass

    • @brm5844
      @brm5844 3 года назад +15

      I would use the words "savage peasants" or "brutes" but yes I suppose

    • @angelopueyygarcia43
      @angelopueyygarcia43 3 года назад +52

      @@brm5844 with a name like that, of course you would.

    • @-theknave-5009
      @-theknave-5009 3 года назад +9

      @@angelopueyygarcia43 lmao

    • @Inertic
      @Inertic 3 года назад +17

      @@angelopueyygarcia43 the murder spree between Bulgarians and rhomei goes both ways , Bulgarians had krum and Kaloyan, with the emporer skull cups, and the byzantines had basil II, at the end of the day it's old medieval fueds and infact Bulgaria and Byzantium enjoyed a prosperous peace for a while.

    • @Yrkr785
      @Yrkr785 2 года назад +1

      Basil 1 was also known for beating Bulgarian Wrestlers

  • @anthonyle2506
    @anthonyle2506 3 года назад +172

    Bruh why is the animation so smooth and bouncy

  • @adrianaslund8605
    @adrianaslund8605 3 года назад +134

    Seriously the Byzantine empire is basically Game of Thrones. It's a perfect setting for a period drama.

    • @OmegaTrooper
      @OmegaTrooper 2 года назад +16

      Byzantine, Roman and Chinese history have literally everything you could ask for. Literally EVERYTHING.

    • @Brandonhayhew
      @Brandonhayhew 2 года назад +7

      So does England, Scotland, Russia and France, Holy Roman Empire.

    • @furioussherman7265
      @furioussherman7265 2 года назад +4

      @@Brandonhayhew Not to the same extent, though.

    • @charlies268
      @charlies268 2 года назад +1

      @@OmegaTrooper any specific recommendations of real life Shakespearean stories like this?

  • @Alfred_Leonhart
    @Alfred_Leonhart 3 года назад +295

    Micheal: “Have you always been this creepy?”
    Basel: “dude you were groping my chest when we were horseback riding and you’re calling me creepy”

    • @navilluscire2567
      @navilluscire2567 3 года назад +31

      *Byzantine Emperor Micheal III:* What? I thought you liked that?!
      *Basil (soon to be Emperor via murder):* Well...yeah I really loved that! I dunno...I guess I just wanted to deflect the whole accusation of creepiness back on you because that caught me of guard y'know?

  • @nedaraid3372
    @nedaraid3372 3 года назад +147

    "Seducing the Pope wasn`t an option". Not a Borgia, I assume.

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  3 года назад +66

      Alas, a few centuries too early, otherwise he would've had a field day

  • @madambutterfly1997
    @madambutterfly1997 3 года назад +124

    The emperor's cousin was in the audience what f**king luck for Basil. The window of opportunity just keeps opening for him doesn't it?

  • @monarchblue4280
    @monarchblue4280 3 года назад +161

    Ain't this the emperor whos life is a mix of Hulk Hogan and a James Bond ? Hes a big wrestler and one of his main enemies is a guy called Chrysocheir (the man with the Golden hand).

    • @Vesperitis
      @Vesperitis 3 года назад +21

      Ostensibly he's a gay Hulk Hogan/James Bond

    • @Argos-xb8ek
      @Argos-xb8ek 3 года назад +2

      @@Vesperitis I thought he was Bi

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 года назад +1

      The man with the golden haaaand

  • @goodbanter4427
    @goodbanter4427 3 года назад +81

    As an orthodox Christian all the orthodox scenes with saints made me chuckle, amazing work as always

  • @nonnayerbusiness7704
    @nonnayerbusiness7704 3 года назад +223

    Lol, the random way major historical figures like Basil die is why history will always be more interesting than fiction.

    • @tonyfriendly4409
      @tonyfriendly4409 3 года назад +35

      Real life doesn't have to be believeable

    • @patrickblanchette4337
      @patrickblanchette4337 3 года назад +5

      Amen to that.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 3 года назад +21

      Exactly, plot twists are RNG based

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 3 года назад +2

      But History Channel knows only fiction. And aliens

    • @nowhereman6019
      @nowhereman6019 2 года назад +3

      Death is as random and meaningless as life.

  • @madambutterfly1997
    @madambutterfly1997 3 года назад +93

    🎵Hamilton faces an endless uphill climb.
    He's got something to prove he has nothing to lose.🎵

    • @RainintheBrain
      @RainintheBrain 3 года назад +15

      Basil Macedonian.
      My name is Basil Macedonian
      And there's a million things I haven't done
      But just you wait, just you wait

    • @marmer4541
      @marmer4541 3 года назад +8

      Constantinople you can be a new man

    • @madambutterfly1997
      @madambutterfly1997 3 года назад +9

      @@RainintheBrain He will never be satisfied, I will never be satisfied

  • @kevincornelius9358
    @kevincornelius9358 3 года назад +26

    Justinian II definitely deserves his own video too. Very ruthless who got exiled but came back for revenge to reclaim the throne.

  • @SirThyrm
    @SirThyrm 3 года назад +45

    He did roll quite some natural 20s in his life.

  • @robber233
    @robber233 3 года назад +567

    Forget chaos is a ladder, homosexuality is a ladder or in Basil's case bisexuality.

    • @Vesperitis
      @Vesperitis 3 года назад +197

      For Basil, bisexuality was more like an elevator.

    • @TheNinetySecond
      @TheNinetySecond 3 года назад +141

      @@Vesperitis He got tired of bottoming, wanted to top the entire empire. Vers icon.

    • @megaponful
      @megaponful 3 года назад +2

      Still is today tbh.

    • @navilluscire2567
      @navilluscire2567 3 года назад +31

      I know right?! *XD*
      Seriously one of THE most sure fire ways to obtain power and influence is to have sex with the right, powerful or influential people (with some skill and ideal leverage..) and boom, your the emperor and or empress of half the know world. (or more like the fraction of the world that is relevant to the story..)

    • @yunleung2631
      @yunleung2631 3 года назад +1

      Lmao. Yeah this guy is a successful Littlefinger

  • @tonyfriendly4409
    @tonyfriendly4409 3 года назад +187

    I love how uh... Greek... his climb to power is.

    • @Zimisce85
      @Zimisce85 3 года назад +40

      It is well established that the Byzantines were the keepers of uh... Classical civilization.

    • @alexandersilady4751
      @alexandersilady4751 3 года назад +13

      🎵It's Guy Love, that's all it is... 🎵

  • @brandonneilsta.teresa3494
    @brandonneilsta.teresa3494 3 года назад +36

    Can you do the Komnenos saga after this? I tell you, Andronikos is the biggest madlad in Byzantine History. You thought the Angelos was bad enough.

  • @Egemony
    @Egemony 3 года назад +70

    I feel like every single character presented by Jack has a strong "what not to do" notion

    • @jjr1728
      @jjr1728 Год назад

      Give me that cat

    • @George_M_
      @George_M_ Год назад

      "History is made by stupid people"

  • @YossarianVanDriver
    @YossarianVanDriver 3 года назад +80

    I think this story is a really good illustration of some notable things about Byzantine-era Roman society--first, the fact that there was no formally entrenched class system; there were haves and have-nots, but people rose and fell between them all the time and even the position of emperor was an /office/ rather than something divinely bestowed on a bloodline (now, lots of emperors tried to make it /sound/ like they were divinely appointed, but this was propaganda not really reflected by attitudes on the ground, as you can see by how easily the populace would get grumpy with their ostensible rulers). Secondly, that their views on gender and sexuality were an interesting mix of classical Greco-Roman and medieval Christian, leading to a fairly lax attitude to men loving men, like..."ehh, I guess you're technically not supposed to do that but whatever, man, slap on the wrist, carry on"; in quite stark contrast to some of their more restrictive contemporary European societies.

  • @kevincornelius9358
    @kevincornelius9358 3 года назад +39

    It's always amazing how many of these historical figures have actual insane lives that you think only fiction can depict but are actually true!
    In addition to Justinian II, there are several figures that I hope one day you can narrate about because they all have interesting stories:
    * Edgar Etheling: The last Royal of the House of Wessex. Had a very adventurous life after the Norman conquest. He went from Scotland, to Sicily, to even Jerusalem.
    * Charles the Bad: King of Navarre who played both sides during the Hundred Years War which caused everyone to hate him. Had a brutal death.
    * El Cid: Classic Spanish figure. Well known already but I bought it up cause I want to see you cover the Reconquista.
    * Paul I of Russia: Lived under Catherine's shadow and was very paranoid. Got assassinated.
    * Vlad the Impaler: The actual "Dracula". He's mainly known nowadays for the inspiration of Dracula but he had a very colorful life. His resistance against the Ottomans and his commitment to become leader of Wallachia.
    * Emperor Ai: Han Dynasty ruler during a very rough period who probably had a homosexual affair with a favorite.
    * An Lushan: Tang General who started the An Lushan rebellion. Was assassinated in the middle of the rebellion but it would end up potentially killing over 30 million people!
    * Pope John XII: He was probably only 18 when he became pope! Had a very scandalous life and was responsible for the Holy Roman Empire. May have died while having sex!
    It's fine if you don't have the time to cover them but at the very least I just want to mention them because they are all very interesting.

  • @silence_dais
    @silence_dais 3 года назад +277

    "Seducing the Pope wasn't an option."
    Was it because he was too old for the Pope?

  • @fake-inafakerson8087
    @fake-inafakerson8087 3 года назад +82

    Are you implying like a third of this guys climb to the imperial throne was being a hot stud and seducing men? Cause thats beautiful

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 3 года назад +23

      He wasn't a simple hot stud that seduced men, he was a strong af stud that seduced men and women.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 3 года назад +14

      Basil ain't be trippin', Basil ain't be slippin'

    • @phillipmargrave
      @phillipmargrave 3 года назад +12

      Until he he got super jealous and cut off his ex lovers hands before he killed him. That’s definitely possessive rage.

  • @KCCOmug
    @KCCOmug 3 года назад +31

    First Jabzy says Basil I is the most Littlefinger ruler he knows and now Jack makes a reference to the Chaos Ladder. Coincidence, I think not!

  • @colt6320
    @colt6320 3 года назад +65

    In CK3, this guy is the starting emperor for the Byzantines in the earliest start-date.

    • @blockycore9701
      @blockycore9701 3 года назад +6

      hmm, thanks for the info

    • @aaryeekd.mishra3487
      @aaryeekd.mishra3487 2 года назад +2

      That would be Basil II, the distant successor of Basil I's house. In all probability, Basil II is actually the blood descendant of Michael, not Basil I as he was the grandson of Leo, who was in all likelihood the son of Michael but got swapped to Basil as video shows.

    • @aidanator8008
      @aidanator8008 2 года назад +3

      @@aaryeekd.mishra3487 No, Basil I is the Emperor at the 867 start date. Basil II ruled from 976-1025

    • @aaryeekd.mishra3487
      @aaryeekd.mishra3487 2 года назад

      @@aidanator8008 Yeah, my bad. Confused the 2 lmao.

  • @comettamer
    @comettamer 3 года назад +13

    "Egypt, Africa and the Levant were gone like a freight train, gone like yesterday." Also gone like a Soldier in the Civil War, bang bang. Love when country music references pop up from seemingly nowhere.

  • @dominictemple
    @dominictemple 3 года назад +20

    I know this is silly, but every time I see or hear the name Basil, I automatically think of John Cleese's character in the BBC show Fawlty Towers. Imagining him doing all these things is just very funny. Good video though.

  • @kentackett4631
    @kentackett4631 3 года назад +5

    I first heard of Basil in the 48 laws of power. The story written in that book was that Basil saved Michael's life while working in the stables and then got showered with gifts and prestige. Not sure if it's true, but the moral of that section of the book was not to rely on friends as they will eventually resent and betray you. Give them favors and instead of being grateful they will become insatiable.

  • @saturo96
    @saturo96 3 года назад +28

    It's just me or a lot of these videos ends with "...caught a fever and died."

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 3 года назад +9

      Fevers: History's default anticlimax

    • @tonyfriendly4409
      @tonyfriendly4409 3 года назад +5

      Yeah, living at any time before antibiotics (circa 1928) was kind of like that.

  • @mlk0-0
    @mlk0-0 3 года назад +32

    *Man,* you're taking me back to 10th grade world history class!

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  3 года назад +24

      You got to learn about this in 10th grade world history? Jealous!

    • @mlk0-0
      @mlk0-0 3 года назад +9

      @@JackRackam Learned about both Basil I and II, actually! Homeschool brings interesting perks sometimes, I guess

    • @Wallyworld30
      @Wallyworld30 3 года назад +9

      In 10th Grade my West Civ class we barely covered Byzantine Empire at all. We learned a ton about Ancient Greece and Rome but Byzantine was like a footnote in comparison.

    • @mlk0-0
      @mlk0-0 3 года назад +3

      @@Wallyworld30 For an empire that last so long, that's actually kind of surprising that they'd spend so little time on it-

    • @sovelis025
      @sovelis025 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, most public education systems don't even acknowledge the Byzantine Empire even existing. At best you get "Yo so Rome fell in 476, and some Greeks did some stuff on the east for a bit."

  • @shinsenshogun900
    @shinsenshogun900 3 года назад +10

    The legends of the Imperial Eastern Rome has prolonged the Life & Times into a story arc

  • @michaelsinger4638
    @michaelsinger4638 3 года назад +8

    Now do Basil II, all around badass and wielder of one of the coolest nicknames in history. Pretty please!

  • @agent_w.
    @agent_w. 3 года назад +46

    0:12
    i can imagine how trippy it would be for someone named Janet who’s watching this...

  • @jacko8030
    @jacko8030 3 года назад +19

    Dude i love how you’re covering Byzantine rulers n late rome in general

  • @NACBEAST
    @NACBEAST 3 года назад +7

    The Basil II video is going to be amazing (if/when you eventually get to Basil II) if these other videos on the dynasty have been anything to go by.

  • @kitcutting
    @kitcutting 3 года назад +8

    Michael feels threatened.
    Bardas feels threatened because he knows Michael feels threatened.
    Michael feels threatened because he knows Bardas feels threatened because he knows Michael feels threatened.

  • @amandap7733
    @amandap7733 3 года назад +7

    The number of stories that end with "he caught a fever and died" is actually a little alarming...

    • @elizabethfaith4247
      @elizabethfaith4247 3 года назад +1

      Well it was olden times a fever was basically a death sentence back then

  • @prestonjones1653
    @prestonjones1653 3 года назад +16

    "Seducing the Pope wasn't an option."
    *Laughs in Borgia*
    *Laughs in John XII*
    *Laughs*

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  3 года назад +9

      It all depends on the Pope, and unfortunately Basil didn't get lucky

  • @TheHoldOfficialChannel
    @TheHoldOfficialChannel 3 месяца назад +1

    I love how we all collectively ignore that the intro is a coke trip, because these videos are SO GOOD

  • @damianhockey8890
    @damianhockey8890 3 года назад +11

    Basil walks in to any room
    No One: X is gonna lovvvve you

  • @Bluebelle51
    @Bluebelle51 3 года назад +21

    you should do a video on "weird emperor deaths"
    Basil I is a doozy, and personally, my favorite

  • @1Ring42
    @1Ring42 3 года назад +29

    Fun fact Harry Turtledove wrote a trilogy of fantasy novels based on the life of basi, it's literally just the life of basil with names changed around .

    • @johnhanifin1952
      @johnhanifin1952 3 года назад +1

      Are they any good?

    • @1Ring42
      @1Ring42 3 года назад +2

      I enjoyed them

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 Год назад +1

      ​@@1Ring42
      He's not much known as a Byzantinist but he seems to have been pretty well informed.

  • @edmeister4031
    @edmeister4031 3 года назад +4

    867 is such a fun start date.

  • @derrickcourtney2794
    @derrickcourtney2794 3 года назад +1

    This was so fun to watch I love history just boring documentaries. So mad w RUclips I watch history all the time how did I just NOW find this channel. Great love this thank u

  • @holdenedwards8506
    @holdenedwards8506 3 года назад +1

    This might be your best episode yet

  • @thaneofwhiterun3562
    @thaneofwhiterun3562 3 года назад +9

    Wasn't basil like, a wrestler that went from wrestler to emperor's bodyguard to emperor's bff and then killed the emperor and became the emperor?

  • @GioVanni-lw3sm
    @GioVanni-lw3sm 3 года назад +7

    You managed to include byzantine history and Rumours by Fleetwood Mac in one video. Thank you, my day is saved

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  3 года назад +4

      It was either that or Rumors by Neil Simon - happy to see we made the right call!

  • @Alec11_43
    @Alec11_43 3 года назад +10

    I guess you could say that Michael’s dynasty might not have actually ended yet if Basil’s son was actually his.

  • @thebeaverpope3538
    @thebeaverpope3538 3 года назад +3

    1:26, did not expect a Montgomery Gentry reference there, A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

  • @neroclaudius7284
    @neroclaudius7284 3 года назад +13

    Ah nothing better than a Jack Rackam video to suffocate my responsibilities.

    • @SonGojit456
      @SonGojit456 3 года назад

      How in the name of Jupiter are you not decased?

  • @theodorawickman8012
    @theodorawickman8012 3 года назад +2

    Basil is literally an overpowered CKIII character

  • @StickWithTrigger
    @StickWithTrigger 3 года назад +3

    "Be sexy become emperor" mission failed we'll get'em next time

  • @JimmyScOpen
    @JimmyScOpen 3 года назад +111

    Me watching this knowing well what happens: "Don't kill the gay guy!!"

    • @thatsnodildo1974
      @thatsnodildo1974 3 года назад +18

      They're Roman. They are always Bisexual dont worry

  • @paraguaymike5159
    @paraguaymike5159 3 года назад +2

    King Robert Barratheon: gets killed by a wild boar.
    Basil: hold my deer call.

  • @BloodRider1914
    @BloodRider1914 3 года назад +15

    You gotta do crazy things for the hustle, sometimes

  • @boga-tier6609
    @boga-tier6609 3 года назад +8

    I am a simple man. I seee Jack Rackam video, I click it and like it ASAP.

  • @madambutterfly1997
    @madambutterfly1997 3 года назад +8

    Did he enter into a second officiated Bromance with that rich widow's son too?

  • @fdaunja
    @fdaunja 3 года назад +3

    That Rocky Horror Picture show reference made my day.
    0:13

  • @thewitchfindergeneral81
    @thewitchfindergeneral81 3 года назад +7

    We need Basil the Bulgar Slayer next

  • @Jacob-yg7lz
    @Jacob-yg7lz 3 года назад +8

    There are a lot of Greek implications with this

  • @twiztidfreekshow199
    @twiztidfreekshow199 3 года назад +1

    When the intro has a RHPS reference in it, its guaranteed to be a good episode

  • @coriolass
    @coriolass 3 года назад +1

    I already loved your channel Jack, then you started throwing in Rocky Horror references, A++.

  • @sovelis025
    @sovelis025 3 года назад +2

    Yay! I suggested Basil's wife swapping adventure a while back and you listened!

  • @martijnstuart95
    @martijnstuart95 2 года назад +2

    Imagine going from the boytoy of a local governor to one of the greatest Byzantine emperors. One hell of a climb.

  • @miguelmontenegro3520
    @miguelmontenegro3520 3 года назад +15

    Imagine being Jaime Lannister and Littlefinger at the same time.

  • @ConstantineJoseph
    @ConstantineJoseph 4 месяца назад +2

    Wait a minute..... so the entire Macedonian line under Basil I, may not even be his descendants at all. They were Michael's! That means one of the greatest Byzantine emperors in Basil II the Bulgar Slayer was actually a potential descendent of Michael

  • @InquisitorThomas
    @InquisitorThomas 3 года назад +9

    12:15
    Me as a CK2 player: challenge FUCKING *ACCEPTED!*

  • @Starthclyde
    @Starthclyde 3 месяца назад

    Finally on the episode of the history of Byzantium podcast where they introduce Basil but needed to rewatch this first

  • @DJ_NSG
    @DJ_NSG 3 года назад +5

    So basically, what your saying is; Basil was playing CK3?

  • @holdplacer8878
    @holdplacer8878 3 года назад +2

    A Ylvis reference that is NOT "The Fox"? Amazing.
    ("Massachusetts" is a great song btw, IMO even better. Also check out "Stonehenge" and "Jan Egeland")

  • @OneTrueVikingbard
    @OneTrueVikingbard 3 года назад +62

    Let’s just come out and say it: Jack is implying that everyone in the Eastern Roman Empire had “Greek love”

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  3 года назад +84

      I am indeed insinuating that gay/bi people existed in the middle ages, and that if anyone was gay it was most likely the people who had formally officiated relationships, spent lots of time together, and shared a bed despite being wealthy enough to afford their own. It's possible they were straight, but if you hear hooves, think of horses before zebras

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 2 года назад +5

      @@JackRackam As a queer person, i love this clapback of yours.

    • @Ghost-tv1yg
      @Ghost-tv1yg 2 года назад

      @@SylviaRustyFaewhat does queer even mean?

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 2 года назад +1

      @@Ghost-tv1yg It means many things. I use it personally bcuz it describes so accurately my existence as being queer, that is; odd, weird, not the usual, extraordinary even in the sense of beyond ordinary.
      Im personally trans and nonconformin and intersex and Asexual/Aromantic while also fluid along both gender lines and interest lines so that some days i feel sapphic or lesbian and other days more pan and some days even venusic or some other spec microlabel. Im also neurodivergent (my brain works differently cuz of disabilities) and that plays into it all... Which all combines to make me feel like the single label that most fully describes me is queer.
      Queer is a very large umbrella term tho that can be used by any member of the LGBTIQA+ community; and its often a way of someone saying "Im not a conforming gay; im gonna exist as i want to", as opposed to some others virws held by folks that wud nvr use the term queer who believe gays, as they will often call the whole LGBTIQA+ community, shud try to assimilate and be as alike to the cishet (aka straight nontrans folks) as possible in order to get metaphorical headpats and rewards for being obediently gay instd of loudly an nonconformingly queer.

    • @Ghost-tv1yg
      @Ghost-tv1yg 2 года назад +1

      @@SylviaRustyFae I see

  • @RM-mw2xr
    @RM-mw2xr 3 года назад +6

    I think a better title would've been "the peasant that seduced his way to to emperor"

  • @LymetimeProductions
    @LymetimeProductions 3 года назад +1

    1:25... That reference to Montgomery Gentry made me jump out of my seat like "ah yes, a man of culture"

  • @ihab2002ahmad
    @ihab2002ahmad 3 года назад +8

    I hope to god you’re gonna make a video about the austrian mexican emperor maximilian.

  • @newtubevector
    @newtubevector 3 года назад +4

    The way he died was the most medival shit I ever heard

  • @descalzitao6779
    @descalzitao6779 3 года назад +5

    Basil I of Makedon is the best character to restore the Roman Empire in CK2

    • @wankawanka3053
      @wankawanka3053 5 месяцев назад

      He wasn't from macedon ,macedon was an ancient greek kingdom ,basil was nicknamed the Macedonian because he came from the theme of Macedonia which was in thrace

  • @CivilWarWeekByWeek
    @CivilWarWeekByWeek 3 года назад +3

    Now if this guy was on Friends I would have enjoyed it much more

  • @luciendehaine
    @luciendehaine 3 года назад +4

    Coming soon : "He Slayed the Bulgars Because He Could | The Life & Times of Basil the Bulgar Slayer"

  • @josephpotts2712
    @josephpotts2712 3 года назад +9

    Gayness to greatness a empires tale.

  • @mrXOwarrior
    @mrXOwarrior 3 года назад +4

    Is there anyone else in history that has an entire dynasty named after him when none of the dynasty are not actually related to him?

  • @ClairBear1989
    @ClairBear1989 3 года назад +2

    I feel like Basil would have done amazing at a black jack table with all the luck he had.

  • @tonyhakston536
    @tonyhakston536 2 года назад +3

    Let’s be real if historians didn’t think you were secretly lovers were you ever _really_ bros?

  • @stepanokhrimenko9189
    @stepanokhrimenko9189 3 года назад +2

    Chaos is an escalator - Justinian

  • @kevincarbonneau
    @kevincarbonneau 3 года назад +1

    Well.... THAT video had everything!

  • @elijaheil6413
    @elijaheil6413 3 года назад +3

    I'd love a video on Charlemagne. We've all heard of him but I'm sure there are things I don't know

  • @dandyflareblitz2627
    @dandyflareblitz2627 3 года назад +1

    A Breaking Bad sort of narrative/show about Basil would be awesome

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 3 года назад +1

    Basit lost his Plot Armor near the end

  • @giladpellaeon1691
    @giladpellaeon1691 3 года назад +5

    The author Harry Turtledove heavily based his Krispos cycle off this. He was a Byzantine scholar before becoming a writer. It's a good set of books set in his Videssos universe which is a mirror of Byzantium but in a world with some magic.

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  3 года назад +3

      Oh my God, I'm reading the summary and it's beat-for-beat Basil's life

    • @giladpellaeon1691
      @giladpellaeon1691 3 года назад +2

      @@JackRackamIKR! That's what I was thinking watching the vid. If you check out the Videssos universe you see that Turtledove is a major Byzantium fanboy. He also been credited with translating a 9th or 10th century Byzantine epic.

  • @DarkElfDiva
    @DarkElfDiva 3 года назад +1

    If you've ever driven a Lada, you know that Jack is right. Chaos is, in fact, a Lada.