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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic  10 месяцев назад +4643

    hey roommates!
    i’m BACK.
    a number of you asked where i was. i slipped a disc in my back at the start of the month so i wasn’t able to edit this video for a few weeks, but i’m back now💜
    if i can give any advice, don’t put off doing your physio after an accident. you’ll thank yourself later.
    much love, all of you.

    • @tiny-bumblebee
      @tiny-bumblebee 10 месяцев назад +82

      aw I'm so sorry that happened!! very happy you are better

    • @ajbrooks2112
      @ajbrooks2112 10 месяцев назад +35

      So glad you’re doing better!!!

    • @AnarchoKeks
      @AnarchoKeks 10 месяцев назад +31

      Welcome back OT, missed you. Hope you're doing well.

    • @_kaybeth_
      @_kaybeth_ 10 месяцев назад +16

      So glad you're doing better now OT!

    • @Maximax_
      @Maximax_ 10 месяцев назад +12

      Hey OT!! Much love to you too you awesome bean!!

  • @saga685
    @saga685 10 месяцев назад +5117

    "I'm 45 and stopped getting my period. I'm sure it's because my boyfriend got vaxxed...and definitely nothing else that you would hope a 45YO woman already knows about and has been preparing for"

    • @martibee8984
      @martibee8984 10 месяцев назад +219

      My bf can't get the vaccine. At least I know why I still have my period. I'm going to shame him for that later.😅

    • @asherikamichaela8425
      @asherikamichaela8425 10 месяцев назад +63

      ​@@martibee8984Out of curiosity, why can't he? Immunocompromised, maybe? My sister is. She and my nephew both have massive issues with stuff like that.

    • @EggnogTheNog
      @EggnogTheNog 10 месяцев назад +3

      I can understand cis men ending up on Bad Women’s Anatomy, but how can actual AFAB women be so ignorant about their own bodies?

    • @anytimeanywhere8870
      @anytimeanywhere8870 10 месяцев назад +131

      @@asherikamichaela8425Depending on the vaccine certain allergies can also make them unsafe. The flu vaccine is grown inside eggs, which makes it unsafe for people with severe egg allergies.

    • @asherikamichaela8425
      @asherikamichaela8425 10 месяцев назад +48

      @anytimeanywhere8870 Double-checked on that claim, and it's not an issue at the present time according to the CDC. Of course, there may be other difficulties with vaccine ingredients, but it doesn't seem that eggs are one of them.
      Not sure which vaccine @martibee8984 was referring to, though. Maybe Covid? That's the one people tend to mean these days.

  • @deannaabeyta1855
    @deannaabeyta1855 7 месяцев назад +1910

    Actually, when a baby is aborted, its soul is trapped in a soul gem so that women can enchant their weapons

    • @user-IDK._.
      @user-IDK._. 7 месяцев назад

      thats how chickfelli makes their chicken they support things that hurt lgbtq+ kids then trap their sould in the food

    • @Luci-morningstar--
      @Luci-morningstar-- 7 месяцев назад +61

      OH MY GOD BAHAHAHA

    • @ProfessionalBugLover
      @ProfessionalBugLover 6 месяцев назад

      they banned abortions because it would make us too powerful

    • @Laylanator5000
      @Laylanator5000 6 месяцев назад +42

      I thought this was a Steven Universe reference for a sec

    • @somerandomgamer9065
      @somerandomgamer9065 6 месяцев назад +86

      Yeah, this is why it’s harder for trans women, we don’t have access to this method and plus those enchantments are *expensive*

  • @OverlyPositiveFanboy
    @OverlyPositiveFanboy 10 месяцев назад +4278

    "Why would a celebrity date a wealthy 34 year old woman?"
    Maybe they're also 34 years old and it's an age-appropriate relationship?

    • @nela9994
      @nela9994 10 месяцев назад +398

      Because you like them? Because if they are already wealthy, the chances are lower that they are in it for your celebrity, and more in it because they actually like you? Because humans with actual empathy resonate with other humans with actual empathy, and connections are made? This says so much about the originator who doesn’t understand it makes me wonder who let them out without their support-person.

    • @juliaboskamp9666
      @juliaboskamp9666 10 месяцев назад +119

      Ooooooooor because he loves her and likes her

    • @film9491
      @film9491 10 месяцев назад +79

      It's Taylor friggin Swift! Do you need more of a reason???

    • @derederekat9051
      @derederekat9051 10 месяцев назад +5

      Haha!

    • @futurestoryteller
      @futurestoryteller 10 месяцев назад +24

      All relationships between consenting adults are age appropriate relationships. It's not a sliding scale

  • @reynaavilaramirez-arellano8468
    @reynaavilaramirez-arellano8468 9 месяцев назад +908

    "who hurt you, and why aren't you grown up enough to get over it" is such a powerful line to take away into my life

    • @Batmans_Pet_Goldfish
      @Batmans_Pet_Goldfish 8 месяцев назад +40

      Idk, I feel like that could backfire in certain situations.

  • @UnluckyDuckie
    @UnluckyDuckie 10 месяцев назад +3995

    As a woman, I can confirm that we are secretly Demogorgons

    • @KindlyKalen
      @KindlyKalen 10 месяцев назад +186

      As a trans woman, i can comfirm that I don’t know what I am.

    • @The_real_Arovor
      @The_real_Arovor 10 месяцев назад +80

      As a gay guy I always knew 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Finnley-supports-translives
      @Finnley-supports-translives 10 месяцев назад +65

      As an afab enby, can confirm this as well

    • @CanadianGoose92
      @CanadianGoose92 10 месяцев назад +79

      As a trans guy, I had to give up my demogorgon status when I came out.

    • @Finnley-supports-translives
      @Finnley-supports-translives 10 месяцев назад +22

      @@CanadianGoose92 nooo

  • @msjkramey
    @msjkramey 10 месяцев назад +1805

    I feel so bad for any man's partner who says women don't/can't like sex. I guarentee he doesn't even try with an attitude like that

    • @friendlyghosthost1830
      @friendlyghosthost1830 10 месяцев назад

      “The clitoris is a lie that big pharma uses to make men feel emasculated!”

    • @just_a_tad_bit_gay9910
      @just_a_tad_bit_gay9910 10 месяцев назад +64

      Right!!! Like no.. they like it.. js not with that him

    • @futurestoryteller
      @futurestoryteller 10 месяцев назад +91

      My high school ex is a very cagey person who isn't particularly open, or especially generous. I won't go into detail, but I asked her if our first experience was okay like ten years after the fact and she was _glowing_ about it, like 10/10, rave reviews, and I wear that like a badge of honor, but honestly it's not like it was difficult for me, it feels good to make people feel good.
      There's this statistic that less than a 3rd of women can O during intercourse. Apparently there's some truth to that, under... specific circumstances... If men do... everything that's associated with the act, and not just the bare minimum, surprise surprise that number shoots up to 94% - and like so many men want to be a lathario, why would you NOT want to do that? Don't just put it in. Put the damn work in.

    • @JustAHarmlessSoph
      @JustAHarmlessSoph 9 месяцев назад +104

      It's so creepy to me too, like you're having sex with someone with the mindset they don't enjoy it, and you just go along with it? Like your doing the most intimate thing, and it's okay to enter inside of someone, who they don't believe they enjoy it, and yet these creeps still want to have sex with others

    • @miskatonic6210
      @miskatonic6210 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@futurestorytellerEvery woman I've been with had an orgasm at some time with me, so fuck statistics.
      Maybe it's a statistic from the US with women from the bible belt 😂

  • @cattheace17
    @cattheace17 10 месяцев назад +2527

    i can’t imagine how horrifically painful it would be for women to develop ovaries every month instead of eggs. insane

    • @wills9
      @wills9 10 месяцев назад +112

      Did not even think about that. It would probably allow more STEM cell research and how to grow organs research though.

    • @MSBowen-pk6ww
      @MSBowen-pk6ww 10 месяцев назад +43

      I know! LOL So what happens when the sperm and the ovary meet and make the egg inside the woman? Does it magically migrate to her uterius?

    • @Bugs3820
      @Bugs3820 10 месяцев назад +48

      I mean, with AFAB eggs you're born with all your eggs. But that is funny

    • @lilharm
      @lilharm 10 месяцев назад +11

      and to make room for the next month’s… ouch…

    • @kikialeaki1850
      @kikialeaki1850 10 месяцев назад +18

      Eggs aren’t developed every month…?

  • @Julii-dust
    @Julii-dust 6 месяцев назад +642

    IF THE MEN FIND OUT WE CAN SHAPESHIFT THEY ARE GOING TO TELL THE CHURCH

    • @akariakamine4095
      @akariakamine4095 6 месяцев назад +23

      THEY CAN'T KNOW

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 5 месяцев назад +2

      I miss Sailor J

    • @Cheetos-y2q
      @Cheetos-y2q 5 месяцев назад +1

      If only I could shapeshift into a man

  • @GnomePickles
    @GnomePickles 10 месяцев назад +2732

    We live in a time period where we have tiny rectangles in our pockets that connect to the largest source of information on the planet and people still believe the silliest things about the human body. Medieval peasants had better understanding of the human body then some of these folk.

    • @Noahfinnce_worship
      @Noahfinnce_worship 10 месяцев назад +129

      A like is insufficient. Here I give you a comment. 👍

    • @GnomePickles
      @GnomePickles 10 месяцев назад +35

      @@Noahfinnce_worship Thank you kindly!

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard 10 месяцев назад +116

      That's because medieval peasants had limited birth control options, and thus needed a solid understanding of what would and wouldn't cause a baby. And also a lit of them bred livestock

    • @timhyatt9185
      @timhyatt9185 10 месяцев назад +1

      the sum total of human knowledge... and most of it completely free for looking up.....and all they want to look at is cat videos and porn. (evidently, for some, their knowledge of female anatomy comes only from Hentai....)

    • @GnomePickles
      @GnomePickles 10 месяцев назад +66

      @@Amy_the_Lizard So what we need to do is normalize pet sheep! That way we have less confusion around biology and I am not the weird one for wanting to have lambs in my yard!

  • @HyperfixatationInc
    @HyperfixatationInc 10 месяцев назад +1239

    The whole "parents can always tell when you lose your virginity" thing seems a lot like "parents can always tell when you're stoned" to me. Like sure, maybe some parents who have experience with weed can tell, or their kid is just acting suspicious because they're a bad liar. But I started smoking when I was 15 and my parents didn't find out until I was 23 and I was in the ER and the nurse asked me.
    Your parents couldn't tell that you lost your virginity because something changed about you fundamentally, they could tell because you're a terrible fucking liar and they could see right though your nervous charade.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 10 месяцев назад +1

      Not comparible TBH. Anyone with half a brain can spot a druggo. You can't "spot" a virgin

    • @kawaibakaneko
      @kawaibakaneko 9 месяцев назад +62

      My mom could tell I lost because I told her, my poor mom 😂

    • @KaitharVideo
      @KaitharVideo 9 месяцев назад +89

      "you walk differently" ... ya know what? I'll say it... this is true. For a few women. Lucky or sore women, depending on their preferences. Doesn't have so much to do with losing it as it does with overly enthusiastic and overly equipped partners *cough*

    • @rabidbunny1013
      @rabidbunny1013 9 месяцев назад +57

      I agree with being able to tell because teenagers are horrible liars. Both of my parents falsely accused me of drug use and when i lost my virginity. They were paranoid and obsessed and couldn't tell that i was suffering panic attacks while i was an overworked, stressed out dork trying to get into a good college (i was trying to be an overachiever with a job, after school activities, college prep school, college prep after school, college prep Saturday school....👀 Smh, it was alot 😅)

    • @ADADEL1
      @ADADEL1 9 месяцев назад +20

      @@KaitharVideo This, but I have to say I've seen one or two men have that problem too. They're almost bent double all the next day. Probably more common with women though.

  • @kaniyaru117
    @kaniyaru117 10 месяцев назад +1280

    Single use ladies should be outlawed, such a huge amount of waste.
    Reduce, reuse, recycle your ladies.

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 9 месяцев назад +76

      Your ladies will thank you?😂

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 8 месяцев назад +75

      I agree, we should really look into investing into making multi use women. The mining for the materials for single-use causes massive environmental damage and so does the littering caused by people who refuse to use the recycling bin!

    • @korvincarry3268
      @korvincarry3268 8 месяцев назад +69

      Its not hard to make your ladies multi-use, even though the manufacturers want you to fall for their "single use" tag. Just use a little soap and water to clean them, pat them dry, and store them on a safe, level, well-mounted shelf to make sure they dont fall and crack. I have 5 ladies i use, throughout the week, usually at work and the gym before cleaning then at home. My wife uses 3 of them and 2 of her own that i dont touch, too girly for me. She even knitted a little sweater for one of them so she could hold it a little more comfortably.
      For those who dont understand, replace ladies with bottles.

    • @kaniyaru117
      @kaniyaru117 8 месяцев назад +18

      @@korvincarry3268 that was a beautiful read

    • @WhatsInANameArts
      @WhatsInANameArts 8 месяцев назад +24

      recycle your ladies has me dead bro

  • @jessirarara
    @jessirarara 9 месяцев назад +283

    "Women.... real?.... NO"- OT
    *slowly phases out of existence* - Me

  • @spoon1968
    @spoon1968 10 месяцев назад +1134

    Exercise can change the shape and appearance of breasts. But if the tissue is sagging, no amount of cream, diet, or lifting weights will change that. It's surgery, or acceptance.

    • @AviDragonLady
      @AviDragonLady 10 месяцев назад +97

      Exactly. All it can do is sort of help support a little. Still needs a bra.

    • @nela9994
      @nela9994 10 месяцев назад +231

      Gravity happens. To us all.

    • @GreysonAuctor
      @GreysonAuctor 10 месяцев назад +107

      ​@nela9994 this sounds like I threat and I'm crying 😂

    • @nela9994
      @nela9994 10 месяцев назад +118

      @@GreysonAuctor I’m sorry. It gets us all down, in the end.

    • @driftingdruid
      @driftingdruid 10 месяцев назад +1

      ALL HAIL THE SAGGY HAGS!! BODY POSITIVITY!!!

  • @MidoriyamaRArekusu
    @MidoriyamaRArekusu 10 месяцев назад +2422

    1:28 “… any man who has been inside her fallopian tubes”
    Me: violently flinches in pain.
    My dear fellow, the only man who should have been anywhere near the inside of her fallopian tubes is either A a surgeon or B her son.

    • @o-mangaming5042
      @o-mangaming5042 10 месяцев назад +442

      And the son wouldn't even have been a son yet!

    • @MidoriyamaRArekusu
      @MidoriyamaRArekusu 10 месяцев назад +293

      @@o-mangaming5042 indeed. They’d be a newly fertilised cell.

    • @DisIntegratedLife
      @DisIntegratedLife 10 месяцев назад +146

      @@MidoriyamaRArekusu I think they were referencing the fact that all embryos start out female.

    • @Feimicha
      @Feimicha 10 месяцев назад +94

      I’m transmasc but got the female parts, I felt like my organs were snatched out from underneath me when I read that

    • @MSBowen-pk6ww
      @MSBowen-pk6ww 10 месяцев назад +10

      I know I snorted so hard!

  • @moogie42069
    @moogie42069 10 месяцев назад +682

    TMI warning: One of the best "experiences" I've ever had was from a guy who was woefully under endowed! He more than made up for it with well honed skill! One night only, but even almost 50 yrs later, I still think fondly of him! LOL

    • @wintergray1221
      @wintergray1221 10 месяцев назад +77

      something something motion of the ocean idk I'm ace lol

    • @ansrfururactions
      @ansrfururactions 10 месяцев назад +139

      They do say it's not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean.

    • @squiddwizzard8850
      @squiddwizzard8850 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@ansrfururactions also.. there's more to sex than penis insertion. People have fingers and mouths.
      And feet. If you're into that I guess.

    • @searchingfororion
      @searchingfororion 10 месяцев назад +98

      I'm sure he'd appreciate the shout-out. Surely he knew then, but to know what a lasting impression? That's a well-deserved compliment for putting the "O" in team.

    • @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos
      @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos 10 месяцев назад +70

      I think that's just the right amount of information, good for him (and you) :)

  • @danroak
    @danroak 7 месяцев назад +157

    "Accidentally poisoned by roommate" ....and y-you're not gonna elaborate on that? No? Just putting that out there? On to memes? Oh, ok.

    • @CheekieCharlie
      @CheekieCharlie 7 месяцев назад +4

      Probably an allergy

    • @IceRiver1020
      @IceRiver1020 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@CheekieCharlie Or food poisoning

  • @peacefulgrotesque1510
    @peacefulgrotesque1510 10 месяцев назад +948

    "That's the devil's doorbell and if you keep pressing it, soon enough he will answer." Honestly, that's some great smut plot inspiration right there.

    • @Lynnywhereuat007
      @Lynnywhereuat007 9 месяцев назад +63

      I would press the doorbell out of spite!!!

    • @MusicalInquisit
      @MusicalInquisit 9 месяцев назад +92

      “The Devil’s Doorbell feels so good… I can feel it coming!”
      Ok, I am now cursing myself for writing this.

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 9 месяцев назад

      I'm just picturing a tiny disgruntled devil shuffling out of the vagina like "I was TRYING to get some SLEEP but SOMEBODY keeps RINGING my DOORBELL! WHAT??"

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 9 месяцев назад

      Although for real, that being a cultural line implies that non-consensual sex is viewed as the desirable norm for women. Consent is active and enthusiastic. Condemning women for enjoying sex means... they want women to be unwilling participants. So that means force and control are viewed as a man's right and part of his entitled orgasm. That's serial killer behavior.

    • @Acorn905
      @Acorn905 9 месяцев назад +44

      I'd ring the dorrbell qnd run and hide just to annoy him lol

  • @redarrw1633
    @redarrw1633 10 месяцев назад +1771

    You notice people who're actually specialists or well informed on things such as anatomy, gender, and sexuality almost never use the "its just basic biology" term. Because they know humans are more complicated than "you're either option A or B, never in between"
    They get a literal degree for that and people still say "no! I know better than them"
    It's like those people who go to the doctor but then deliberately dont follow the doctor's advice and blame them for not fixing the problem.

    • @FrozEnbyWolf150
      @FrozEnbyWolf150 10 месяцев назад +150

      I notice the same thing when it comes to use of the phrase, "It's just common sense!" The appeal to common sense is the Argument from Incredulity, because the individual assumes everything works according to their own personal biases and limited perspective.

    • @cexilady3333
      @cexilady3333 10 месяцев назад +149

      There's nothing basic about biology or common about sense tbh

    • @jamesphillips2285
      @jamesphillips2285 10 месяцев назад

      "Basic biology" is an over-simplification that you teach to school children.

    • @redarrw1633
      @redarrw1633 10 месяцев назад

      @@cexilady3333 true, I mean we live in an age where a trend was eating laundry soap, there's STILL people who believe the earth is flat, and that 5G towers are...idk ive heard people say they make people gay, or the frogs gay, or microwaving your brain, one of those.

    • @cheddarcheezit2647
      @cheddarcheezit2647 10 месяцев назад +32

      ​@@cexilady3333 this lmao

  • @adrienstarfaer
    @adrienstarfaer 10 месяцев назад +1465

    Alright, here's an important psa that apparently needs to be said, because no one teaches amabs anything about the afab reproductive system, apparently
    1. The vagina and the urethra are two separate openings. The vagina leads to the uterus, and the urethra leads to the bladder. They are not connected.
    2. The reason you can hold it in when you have to pee or poop is because the urethra and anus both have sphincters at the entrance. Vaginas do not have sphincters, and afabs can't just "hold in" our period blood.

    • @boogiebear3095
      @boogiebear3095 10 месяцев назад +178

      Yep, our uteruses and cervixes don’t work that way, and I was well into my thirties when I learned about where the urethra was located. Anatomy and sex ed are important

    • @Tired_Night_Owl_in_the_Woods
      @Tired_Night_Owl_in_the_Woods 10 месяцев назад +49

      Actually, you can hold it in but just for a while... to run to the toilet and not ruin your bedshits😅

    • @macaronsncheese9835
      @macaronsncheese9835 10 месяцев назад

      Technically the cervix is a sphincter in that it is muscle with a hole that can open and close, but not one you can voluntarily control because the female reproductive system decided conscious brain does not get a say in its agenda long ago.

    • @crypticlol
      @crypticlol 10 месяцев назад +71

      It's sad that I only discovered women have a different hole for urethra with my bf and he looked in my face as I asked a really dumb question
      I was 18

    • @BlooMonkiMan
      @BlooMonkiMan 10 месяцев назад +11

      erm ackshually they are connected but that's just because they're both in a slit ☝🤓

  • @Sillygaygorl
    @Sillygaygorl 8 месяцев назад +40

    i just recently figured out I'm queer, you make me feel like im safe and loved atleast by some people in the world, i hope you see this because genuinely i want you to know that you make a lot of people feel seen! Hope you feel better OT!

    • @newrealitywhodis
      @newrealitywhodis 7 месяцев назад +5

      That's awsome, im proud of you for figuring yourself out, that can be a challenge, and yes, you *are* loved, you are valued and you are wanted. Life can be hard at times, especially when your queer, but remember you have to keep going because if you give up you will never see it get better. Keep slaying❤

    • @Meggzilla
      @Meggzilla 7 месяцев назад +3

      Love you lots girly... ❤... You have friends here.

  • @Sina-aka-potatosupreme
    @Sina-aka-potatosupreme 10 месяцев назад +700

    I love it when people say “it’s basic biology”. Buddy, I can see that you have no education beyond primary school.

    • @blackharmonics4518
      @blackharmonics4518 10 месяцев назад +26

      Considering some of the posts in the video I highly doubt they ever went to school.

    • @bigbosspanda1976
      @bigbosspanda1976 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@blackharmonics4518idk, some of the people at school are a bit silly.

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 10 месяцев назад

      More often than not, calling something "basic biology" is just code for "I haven't even looked at a biology textbook in over 20 years".

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 8 месяцев назад

      What IS Basic biology IS that IT IS Always a Lot more complicated in biology, neither gender Nor Sex are binary, Male and female have have testosterone and the exact Levels vary Wildly from person to Person and even daily Form . . . .

    • @nogodsnomasters6963
      @nogodsnomasters6963 6 месяцев назад +8

      And yet, they are the loudest, and have a WONDERFUL reach and influence, thx to a social media that is driven by profit and ONLY profit.. therfore a great tool to spread easy-but-wrong answers for complex problems

  • @hilbertfaust1954
    @hilbertfaust1954 10 месяцев назад +568

    "i was poisoned", refuses to elaborate further XD

    • @AriesCorinthier
      @AriesCorinthier 10 месяцев назад +26

      Accidrntally

    • @Sylfa
      @Sylfa 10 месяцев назад +20

      OT ain't no snitch!

    • @frostrose8550
      @frostrose8550 10 месяцев назад +36

      idk if OT has allergies, but that's what I say when I have an allergic reaction lmao

    • @burkesullivan9086
      @burkesullivan9086 10 месяцев назад +1

      I bet it’s c-19

    • @Birdthefeatheredone
      @Birdthefeatheredone 10 месяцев назад +6

      By a roommate too! Who did it!? Which one of you?!

  • @intersexcryptid
    @intersexcryptid 10 месяцев назад +597

    "Who hurt you and why haven't you grown up enough to get over it?" is one of the most beautiful things I've ever heard another person say.

    • @mknewlan67
      @mknewlan67 10 месяцев назад +19

      Because it’s not as easy as flipping a switch. Some people will never get better because of the damage done, some make a partial recovery, some make a full recovery.

    • @intersexcryptid
      @intersexcryptid 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@mknewlan67 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @saintsomnia8030
    @saintsomnia8030 9 месяцев назад +7

    "I wanna help you though!: Oh OT, you've been doing this for years and are still so pure.

  • @SaltyTheAlien
    @SaltyTheAlien 10 месяцев назад +3531

    i can tell OT edited this one -- GIVE HIM AN AWARD😭 😭

    • @OneTopic
      @OneTopic  10 месяцев назад +924

      thank you salty LOL

    • @KeoTheUndamaged
      @KeoTheUndamaged 10 месяцев назад +162

      I award OT with the highest possible award. The medal of extreme wholesome

    • @RavenMenel
      @RavenMenel 10 месяцев назад +48

      🏆

    • @augustssafespace2
      @augustssafespace2 10 месяцев назад +25

      YES

    • @VAnotes2
      @VAnotes2 10 месяцев назад +32

      *insert crowd cheering/applauding*

  • @Returning2Darkness
    @Returning2Darkness 10 месяцев назад +383

    “Batman himself couldn’t water board this out of me” is being added to my list of out of context OT quotes to use in conversation with my partner.

  • @MaraRhodus
    @MaraRhodus 10 месяцев назад +2511

    Telling my plastic surgeon that I want The Demogorgon when I go to get bottom surgery

    • @AndeB1209
      @AndeB1209 10 месяцев назад +139

      I've been doing research for mine, and I think you have to go to Thailand for the Demogorgon.

    • @martefala
      @martefala 10 месяцев назад +99

      i am so sorry but my first impulse to this comment was "oh let me see once it is done" but like, in a childish curious and innocent way. i am so sorry. thought it was funny and wanted to share. hope you have an amazing recovery after your surgery!

    • @annataymond9529
      @annataymond9529 10 месяцев назад +18

      It took me a second to get this and I was genuinely concerned for your mental state for a bit.

    • @endcaps1917
      @endcaps1917 10 месяцев назад +11

      @milan.mpeg4 it's OK comrade we are human

    • @bubbletractor
      @bubbletractor 10 месяцев назад

      As a trans guy pre watching the video and looking at your profile pic i imagined ftm bottom surgery demogorgon. Prehensile penis is metal but challenging to have to think about

  • @Bulshock
    @Bulshock 5 месяцев назад +83

    So, I've seen a lot of comments worrying about OT. So I checked, and he's been streaming on Twitch. Dunno why he hasn't done another RUclips video, but wanted to make sure people knew that.

  • @KeylahJooste-gj8rs
    @KeylahJooste-gj8rs 10 месяцев назад +936

    I remember a terrible Doctor experience recently that my brother had. My brother is ftm, which is relevant because this Doctor is wildly loved by every cisgender man that knows him in our family and friend circles(they report being talked to in scientific terms, as if they're just as smart as the doctor himself), but my brother is not out to him and assumed to be a woman.
    My brother went to the appointment because he has anemia; his iron levels are on level 8, which we were told is concerning, and if he reaches 6, blood transfusions will be necessary.
    My brother explained his symptoms to the Doctor, but he instantly dismissed it as my brother being hormonal and emotionally tired. He went through a whole speech with my brother and grown adult mother where he should "Make a fun game of it where you cut off all the toxic people in your life and give them names", you know, the way you'd give therapy to a 10 year old to make them understand self care better.
    This is the same doctor that, when I came up to get my meds for depression, immediately pried me for answers as to why I am depressed and need anti-depressants, and spent the whole appointment being a scrappy therapist and not giving me my meds.
    He also talked to my dad in professional terms whenever he's sick, but when he talks to my mother, he's like "Let's fix that widdle bug in your stomach"

    • @willw6504
      @willw6504 10 месяцев назад +181

      This is why I exclusively look for female doctors.

    • @SilverAceOfSpades
      @SilverAceOfSpades 10 месяцев назад

      That doctor needs a widdle bug in his tummy until he sees women as equals.

    • @kitti3thesnake581
      @kitti3thesnake581 10 месяцев назад

      what a terrible doctor holy shit
      yeah female doctors only lmao
      , i wish you luck

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 10 месяцев назад +73

      So… an American Health Insurance company in a silly hat?

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 10 месяцев назад +102

      Should be sued for malpractice

  • @M4S4life
    @M4S4life 10 месяцев назад +378

    "What is this fanfic? I don't like it. Moving on" has to be the most relatable thing I heard, and will be with me for years to come.... such a mood.

    • @captainblacktail8137
      @captainblacktail8137 10 месяцев назад

      Except you're in the fanfic. As far as we know there is a difference between the way women walk after having a vaginal orgasm (not technically anything to do with virginity). pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih . gov/18637995/

  • @thatprotogen2456
    @thatprotogen2456 6 месяцев назад +181

    OT: "IM BACK!"
    4 months later...

    • @clowny_thunder
      @clowny_thunder 6 месяцев назад +9

      Think we might have read it wrong…
      A time like this demands the “Hi Back I’m Dad.”

    • @kurotsuchiiwa3627
      @kurotsuchiiwa3627 5 месяцев назад +6

      ye. like is there any info on where he is and what he be doing? not that i mean to pry. it is simply kind of odd that he just up and dissapeared apperantly.

    • @aubreyathame
      @aubreyathame 5 месяцев назад

      @@kurotsuchiiwa3627 he's still posting on twitter and apparently twitch, so it's probably an editing thing i guess?

  • @jase_allen
    @jase_allen 10 месяцев назад +625

    Thank you for reminding us once again just how important sex education is. I'm a "gold star" gay man, and even I know more about a lady's naughty parts then some straight guys. There's something very wrong with that.

    • @missnaomi613
      @missnaomi613 10 месяцев назад +145

      Friend, it gets worse. I'm a 52-year-old cis woman, and in the past few years, I've learned a surprising amount about my body from watching Mama Doctor Jones videos! Her content should be standard in Sex Ed classes for all genders!

    • @boogiebear3095
      @boogiebear3095 10 месяцев назад

      @@missnaomi613she is awesome and I learned some stuff from her, like with endometriosis and that men have been diagnosed with it. I had surgery for it over twenty years ago. Still have pain.

    • @lord_xylozdoomsday959
      @lord_xylozdoomsday959 10 месяцев назад +46

      Sex ed was so bad and boring that i just used other books and the internet for actual non anti women knowledge i ended up a-sexual with good enough biology knowledge

    • @Torsanist
      @Torsanist 10 месяцев назад +39

      @@missnaomi613 Mama doctor Jones is the everyday hero we all need✨️

    • @sheersternfeld1914
      @sheersternfeld1914 10 месяцев назад +42

      ​@@lord_xylozdoomsday959my school doesn't even have sex-ed, and I'm pretty sure it's gonna cause trouble down the line for a lot of the kids in this school.

  • @lilpiper1234
    @lilpiper1234 10 месяцев назад +317

    The face you made at "accidentally" reminded me of when a friend of mine said, "my boyfriend poisoned me!....... im okay with it though!" And he ran up and said, "she means she is pregnant!"
    So my immediate thought was, "oh shit congrats OT!" Cus clearly you were telling us you are also pregnant. Then my brain decided to work

    • @electronics-girl
      @electronics-girl 10 месяцев назад +52

      That's a parasite, not poison.

    • @lilpiper1234
      @lilpiper1234 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@electronics-girl I agree, my friend is just a monster

    • @loup4119
      @loup4119 10 месяцев назад +1

      I love it 😂

  • @Alphaismyname
    @Alphaismyname 10 месяцев назад +1146

    Ah yes,
    The best fictional characters
    Women

    • @_StarlightRose_
      @_StarlightRose_ 10 месяцев назад +59

      We prefer the term mythical

    • @Alphaismyname
      @Alphaismyname 10 месяцев назад +20

      @@_StarlightRose_ even better

    • @MoonlitBookworm73
      @MoonlitBookworm73 10 месяцев назад +23

      @@_StarlightRose_Mystical, Mythical, Magical…
      What are they?!
      ✨Women✨

    • @OfficialAlakazypnoProductions
      @OfficialAlakazypnoProductions 10 месяцев назад +18

      Pfft, Of Course Women Are Real. You Guys Are Insa- **stops being real**

    • @acedianihil8208
      @acedianihil8208 10 месяцев назад +3

      I exist only as text on a screen, cant get any more fictional than that.

  • @Myexistenceisirrelivant-
    @Myexistenceisirrelivant- 9 месяцев назад +17

    14:02 You can't actually build up muscle in the breasts because they're just made from fat, so doing chest exercises to 'fill them with muscle' is actually just going to make them slowly disappear altogether because you're losing fat.

  • @rahelulla5638
    @rahelulla5638 10 месяцев назад +308

    one of my friends once thought that Fallopian tubes was the esophagus. I was laughing so hard before i told him that Fallopian tubes are not meant for swallowing food. :D

    • @paulcoy9060
      @paulcoy9060 10 месяцев назад +32

      One of the guys at my hardware store used to call up the plumbing department and ask if they had any Fallopian tubes, or Eustachian tubes. New kids always fell for it, and went looking.

    • @Onyx102783
      @Onyx102783 10 месяцев назад +23

      Reminds me of monster House.
      Boy: What is that?
      Girl: The uvula.
      Boy: So it's a girl house.
      😂😂😂

    • @xenn4985
      @xenn4985 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Onyx102783Try explaining to a woman how a man untangles his balls.
      Stop shaming men for not knowing something they dont need to know.

    • @radschele1815
      @radschele1815 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@xenn4985if your balls are tangled up, go to a doctor.
      You might die of Sepsis in long term.

    • @radschele1815
      @radschele1815 10 месяцев назад

      Fallopian tube seems to Snack eggs, though.

  • @denaemichele
    @denaemichele 10 месяцев назад +735

    4:33 This woman with the tape measure is my favorite video on the internet right now. 😂
    Welcome back, OT!!

    • @ShockingPikachu
      @ShockingPikachu 10 месяцев назад +8

      Just stay out of the comments of that video coz oh my god

    • @annokya5154
      @annokya5154 10 месяцев назад +53

      @@ShockingPikachu Is it really that bad? All the comments I’ve seen on it are mostly just like ‘FINALLY someone said it’ and ‘she just raised the self esteem of guys everywhere’ etc etc

    • @ShockingPikachu
      @ShockingPikachu 10 месяцев назад

      @@annokya5154 my algorithm pushed a bunch of comments about "grand canyon 🐱" and people creating massive fights.

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 10 месяцев назад +48

      Yes, it's such a great visual presentation. :D
      I once read a (lewd) story where the guy had a 30 inch 🍌. Like, dude, that's more than my inseam! That's "dragging across the floor" length. You sure you didn't get your systems of measurement confused and meant 30 cm?

    • @annokya5154
      @annokya5154 10 месяцев назад +43

      @@rolfs2165 even then 30cm is like 12 inches which is already way too much lol

  • @rabiahbosriali4218
    @rabiahbosriali4218 10 месяцев назад +179

    I feel like if a woman “isn’t an adult”, you definitely shouldn’t be “using her as a s**ual object”.

    • @UwUImTheo
      @UwUImTheo 10 месяцев назад

      If she isn't an adult she isn't a woman

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 8 месяцев назад +7

      This!!!

  • @novamarpo3
    @novamarpo3 6 месяцев назад +30

    I hope you’re doing okay; remember we care about you. You’ve been here for us. Know that we’re here for you.

  • @Dressup_Doll
    @Dressup_Doll 10 месяцев назад +288

    I remember I once saw “ten inches long and the width of a soda can” in a fanfic I was reading. Let’s just say that I just accept anything else I read as Lovecraftian nightmare fuel and go on with my day.

    • @lizzybeary
      @lizzybeary 10 месяцев назад +31

      I cant even fathom the amount of training it would ttake to deal with something like that.

    • @Nella_nova
      @Nella_nova 10 месяцев назад +20

      I started tearing up looking at this 😰

    • @autumnlance643
      @autumnlance643 10 месяцев назад +11

      A soda can can fit, but 10in long is way too long, maybe 4in long

    • @HyacinthFlowers
      @HyacinthFlowers 10 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@autumnlance643bestie what do you mean a soda can can fit? Have you seen the size of those things?

    • @acethefreak4785
      @acethefreak4785 10 месяцев назад +11

      @@HyacinthFlowers you’d be surprised, don’t ask how I know. 😟

  • @gints2766
    @gints2766 10 месяцев назад +503

    That poor person when they realize they like drinking a cow’s bodily fluid

    • @DoveJS
      @DoveJS 10 месяцев назад +15

      Maybe they're lactose intolerant.

    • @acedianihil8208
      @acedianihil8208 10 месяцев назад +19

      @@DoveJS it took likely thousands of years of people drinking the milk of their cows knowing the price it enacted. to become able to drink it without problems. long story short, people do what they want, and get good at it apparently. sadly most east asians still have it hard.

    • @DoveJS
      @DoveJS 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@acedianihil8208I was just trying to be punny. But yeah, people who are mildly allergic to sheet often go out of their way to eat it/interact with it anyway. Unless they'd keel over from that... then it's like a 50/50 split on perfectly reasonable absolute avoidance or Russian Roulette risking death with what they want lol.

    • @3lisem168
      @3lisem168 10 месяцев назад

      well as we all know cows don't have bodies, so it can't be a bodily fluid!

    • @redarrw1633
      @redarrw1633 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@acedianihil8208 I'd like to meet the guy who discovered and attempted to drink milk, like what was he thinking when he saw that cow.
      I can imagine the guy who invented cheese was less excited and more "Nah Im sure the milks still good"

  • @Ranboo-The-Beloved
    @Ranboo-The-Beloved 10 месяцев назад +623

    Welcome back OT, I'm so happy to have you back. Remember: when life gives you lemons, demand to see life's manager. "Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down with lemons"

    • @thebaddexample
      @thebaddexample 10 месяцев назад +66

      "I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

    • @ImNetheN
      @ImNetheN 10 месяцев назад +14

      this reminds me of the video about melting the eiffel tower with lemons

    • @puddlepersonproductions
      @puddlepersonproductions 10 месяцев назад +22

      Cave Johnson is that you?

    • @someonewhoexists3892
      @someonewhoexists3892 10 месяцев назад +13

      "Yeah! Burn the house down! He says what we're all thinking!!"

    • @emmaprice3740
      @emmaprice3740 10 месяцев назад +5

      I love that game

  • @thedullohanvids
    @thedullohanvids 5 месяцев назад +19

    "Who hurt you and why haven't you grown up enough to get over it?" is the funniest line ever. LOL

  • @DogofLilith
    @DogofLilith 10 месяцев назад +341

    The funny thing about that girl explaining 12 inches is that a lot of guys I know with larger than average wangs complain about how much it sucks not being able to go in all the way because of basic female anatomy so it's not like they're having more fun either

    • @annak804
      @annak804 9 месяцев назад +18

      Um some women can take the entire thing the majority can't yes but there are some i happen to know a few.

    • @Lynnywhereuat007
      @Lynnywhereuat007 9 месяцев назад

      I searched it up and found out that a woman's vag can be 2 - 5 inches deep at best!!!

    • @shinashiz9836
      @shinashiz9836 9 месяцев назад +57

      What's worst is that so many guys without such big ones refuse to believe bigger is NOT better.

    • @chaddfrancis2179
      @chaddfrancis2179 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@shinashiz9836😮I never knew this.

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@shinashiz9836My ex was brutally honest. She said "you're like the fifth biggest I've had, but the best at the act. Shit at foreplay though." 😅
      She was also a toxic bitch, so I just take the compliment and ignore the rest 😂

  • @JackBarlowStudios
    @JackBarlowStudios 10 месяцев назад +335

    Today’s science fact:
    In radiation shielding and health physics, it’s important to account for how the properties of different types of radiation impact their interactions with a material. For example, their relatively high mass and non-zero net charge means that alpha particles, much like men who call themselves alpha males, are rarely able to penetrate very far.

    • @LegorocketsAnimation
      @LegorocketsAnimation 10 месяцев назад +67

      I'd heard the programming explanation for alpha males (Barely working and often unusable because of the number of bugs), but this one is great too.

    • @Willothemask
      @Willothemask 10 месяцев назад +13

      Whenever Alpha or Sigma males come up, I like to say I'm a Theta Male. For like Theta, I too am round with a line through.
      Also thanks for the fun facts about radiation!
      LEARN OR DIE!!!

    • @jurealeksejev3568
      @jurealeksejev3568 10 месяцев назад +5

      For exactly the same reason alpha particles can cause more biological damage. When it comes to estimating biological damage caused by radiation, alpha particles have a weighing factor of 20, vs 1 for gamma rays.

    • @willw6504
      @willw6504 10 месяцев назад +3

      Sick science burn!

    • @celestewoodworth5627
      @celestewoodworth5627 10 месяцев назад +3

      God, I love science

  • @yursor
    @yursor 10 месяцев назад +264

    I am always concerned on how me a 23 year old male virgin, knows more about how the female body works than some of these husbands and fathers. I feel like there needs to be a mandatory human biology class when you are 35 or so to remind you of how things actually work.

    • @Lynnywhereuat007
      @Lynnywhereuat007 9 месяцев назад +25

      I agree! It's funny to laugh at stupidity but in all seriousness it needs to be taught to men too, just like consent.

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 9 месяцев назад +21

      God, we need more mandatory education for adults. Paid leave and high-quality classes every 5 years. Also, free mental healthcare because you can't do anything useful with any information until you've sorted out your own sht.

    • @smelly1060
      @smelly1060 9 месяцев назад +1

      Oh shit fellow early 20s virgin, I didn't know more of us existed, you waiting for the right one or are you incredibly shy like me¿😂

    • @Lynnywhereuat007
      @Lynnywhereuat007 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@alexia3552 agreed!

    • @Meggzilla
      @Meggzilla 7 месяцев назад

      Or they could explain it properly the first time. We were given a sex ed class in school at about 10 and I still didn't know I had a whole ass hole that a penis is meant to go into until I found it myself at 15 and for another full year or more after my female friends and I still thought that sex with males was more or less sliding a dick horizontally through the lips as opposed to in the vagina. We were failed.

  • @unionfire
    @unionfire 7 месяцев назад +13

    Hey OT, I always watched your videos because you're a fun and kind person, they were comforting. I'm worried because we haven't heard from you for 3 months... It certainly feels sudden and I hope we get to hear from you so we know you're at least okay.
    EDIT! I searched your other SMs and saw you're active on Twitch, I'm so relieved honestly

  • @Lillyluvsanime
    @Lillyluvsanime 10 месяцев назад +148

    22:50
    I feel like this person learned about pregnancy from Twilight because their description of the fetus being a full-on, body devouring parasite sounds exactly like Bella's pregnancy.

    • @aliceh5289
      @aliceh5289 10 месяцев назад +44

      You do actually leech calcium from your mother's bones in utero, for example. Not defending Twilight, but that's one example of a nutrient the fetus takes from its mother. Also why moms shouldn't have kids back-to-back.

    • @leavoda3791
      @leavoda3791 7 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@aliceh5289That is sadly a wide spread misconception.
      Only malnourished mothers or mothers with metabolic disorders experience this.
      Having a balanced diet with a lot of fresh fruit, vegetables and protein causes healthy levels of nutrients in blood. Also a lot.of water.
      Blood is shared between the mother and a fetus/baby through all of the pregnancy.
      Womans volume of blood allso increases about 1290-1600 milliliters during pregnancy.
      Having cravings usually means thet the body lacks different nutrients.
      Meat for iron defficiency, chocolate for magnesium etc.

  • @YourXavier
    @YourXavier 10 месяцев назад +168

    It's curious how often people find ways to describe normal bodily functions as some kind of disease (especially for women):
    Menopause, menstruation, masturbation, breast feeding; they're all bad and somehow often ascribed to eating meat. Not really sure why that connection exists, but there it is.

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 10 месяцев назад +6

      What do you mean, "often ascribed to eating meat"? That's the first time I hear it. The first part is indeed a thing that should tell us something. Thankfully it's changing, but slowly...

    • @YourXavier
      @YourXavier 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@silkwesir1444That may be a question of how much conspiracy bullshit you read. I've come across this over and over again, so the connection is pretty solid in my mind.
      YMMV, I guess.

    • @meuanglao7
      @meuanglao7 10 месяцев назад +16

      i was playing oldschool runescape the other day and a guy was trying to pry into my sex life and i told him i'm a gay man and he asked if i ate enough meat to boost my testosterone so i'd be attracted to women NOT for the fact that they're women, but because they have children, and children bring happiness. imagine how that convo would've gone if i had told him i'm also transgender LOL

    • @33melonpaws77
      @33melonpaws77 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@meuanglao7 I see the wild RS convos are still going strong.
      There was always that one unhinged person rambling at the G.E./bank that had me thinking "Don't argue with the deeply flawed things they're saying, you'll waste your energy and they don't care. Why can't I focus on the wholesome convo next to me? Is it too extreme to use the block feature over this?" If the convo happened im pms with a new friend- omg it was even worse. 🤢

    • @meuanglao7
      @meuanglao7 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@33melonpaws77i was in f2p hill giants LOL that made it even weirder
      i expect weird things out of the ge but pretty much anywhere else i go people are usually radio silent

  • @covensys
    @covensys 10 месяцев назад +135

    With that, I imagine Satan also being in his personal hell, and he's got social anxiety but people keep ringing his doorbell.

  • @melissawickersham9912
    @melissawickersham9912 6 месяцев назад +14

    The person that was grossed out by human breastfeeding: Have they ever learned in biology class that humans are in fact mammals and that humans produce almost exactly the same substance from our breasts that cows do from their udders? We have evolved to feed our babies using the exact method that cows use to feed their calves.

  • @shawnbreaux1532
    @shawnbreaux1532 10 месяцев назад +262

    17:00 Reminds me of that job I lost explaining to my boss that periods aren't optional, and women can't turn them off like a faucet or a lightswitch. She tried to fire me but the other women in the office stood up for me.

    • @cloudyskyz2237
      @cloudyskyz2237 10 месяцев назад +106

      A cis woman believes periods are optional??

    • @psych0snip3r
      @psych0snip3r 10 месяцев назад +74

      @@cloudyskyz2237she just HAD to have been raised by an incel. No normal parent would tell their kid that their periods are optional😭

    • @shadowlynx1958
      @shadowlynx1958 10 месяцев назад +59

      @@cloudyskyz2237 That was what ran through my mind, too! It blows me away that anyone who has had menstrual periods could think these are optional!

    • @frangiles9958
      @frangiles9958 10 месяцев назад +46

      **She** tried to fire you?!? WTH? 🤔

    • @o-mangaming5042
      @o-mangaming5042 10 месяцев назад

      @@psych0snip3r It doesn't matter what she was raised by, though . . . she's a woman. She should've already known from her own experience that it was total BS. Her own periods wouldn't be optional.

  • @GaleneIanthe
    @GaleneIanthe 10 месяцев назад +155

    The tiktok at about 5:00 is brilliant! Though, I feel it important to point out that vaginas can be quite varied and flexible in the sizes they can handle. Especially with, erm, "training". (Size queens represent!)
    But yeah. I think I remember reading that on average they expand to right around 7 inches long when aroused. And a lot of people don't like the feeling of something reaching that length limit. The most sensitive parts of the inside also tend to be around an inch or two of the opening. Size really isn't the issue some people make it out to be.

    • @WiseSageBum
      @WiseSageBum 10 месяцев назад +21

      Yup
      If sex is important to you (ace-spec represent!), then finding partners with compatible anatomy and kinks is what it's about

    • @kaitmarie6505
      @kaitmarie6505 Месяц назад +1

      Lmao yes thank you!!! I have a wide variety of fellow lesbian friends, some of whom enjoy not just 1 but 2 fists 😅

  • @daniellemurnett2534
    @daniellemurnett2534 10 месяцев назад +1512

    As a trans woman, I can't wait to grow a Demogorgon! Sadly I'm not on HRT yet but that has to be one of the changes I'm the most excited for.

    • @sunny-my9ng
      @sunny-my9ng 10 месяцев назад +45

      good luck!!

    • @daniellemurnett2534
      @daniellemurnett2534 10 месяцев назад +57

      @sunny-my9ng Thank you for saying so. Really, thank you. That said I'll need a little more than luck to transition in Hungary...

    • @SuperGoodMush
      @SuperGoodMush 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@daniellemurnett2534as a fellow estrogen enjoyer, you got this sis!

    • @kittyjuneo2218
      @kittyjuneo2218 10 месяцев назад +31

      Hey I wish you the best with your transition!

    • @tiredteen8906
      @tiredteen8906 10 месяцев назад +42

      Hope your transition is going well

  • @Alec0327
    @Alec0327 6 месяцев назад +36

    Its almost the end of pride month and it doesn't feel the same without you, i hope you're ok OT

  • @vindoodles7346
    @vindoodles7346 10 месяцев назад +136

    "That's the devil's doorbell, and if you keep pressing it, soon enough he will answer"
    ....
    *PRESSES FASTER*

    • @MizMorgue1
      @MizMorgue1 Месяц назад

      Press? You're doing it wrong😂😂😂

  • @HobGungan
    @HobGungan 10 месяцев назад +66

    You know, whenever I'm feeling lonely or unwanted, I at least take solace in the fact that I have given partners enjoyment hundreds of times more than these people, so I've got that going for me which is nice

  • @FrankiKaye
    @FrankiKaye 10 месяцев назад +325

    "Accidentally" poisoned by one of the roommates???! Alright, which one of ya's did it?!?!

    • @beeishboi3792
      @beeishboi3792 10 месяцев назад +34

      Wasn't me! I promise! I just make tea in the kitchen and eat all the cookies, and I sleep in the cupboard.

    • @InMintCondition13
      @InMintCondition13 10 месяцев назад +17

      Sorry, fam. I didn't realize until after he ate it that a main ingredient was expired. My bad, OT! XDDD/lh, jk

    • @DigiVixen
      @DigiVixen 10 месяцев назад +5

      Probably food poisoning.

    • @theultimatenerd9825
      @theultimatenerd9825 10 месяцев назад +13

      Not me, I just eat garlic bread and hide from people

    • @SaboTheFish
      @SaboTheFish 10 месяцев назад +5

      It was me!
      Yes!
      I did it like this!
      *that's a joke, lads*

  • @cftyftyufyfuyfty
    @cftyftyufyfuyfty 8 месяцев назад +5

    I personally would love a man who has a multiple-hour-at-a-time hobby like fishing (food) or hiking/cycling etc. He's gone for ages. He leaves you be and deal with your own things. He comes home excited to tell you new things. He brings food. There are no downsides.

  • @Rain_Reign_Rein
    @Rain_Reign_Rein 10 месяцев назад +96

    @OneTopic and @TheClick,
    I know this'll probably be buried, but I just wanted to say thank you. I started watching you and The Click 4 years ago and you both helped me realize my value as a human being, accept that the way my parents treat me is abusive, and helped me be proud of my identity. Now I'm on testosterone and working on changing my name, and I'm finally moving out and cutting off my parents. Your videos have been there for me through some of the worst times of my life. Thank you ❤

    • @CalicoBrry
      @CalicoBrry 9 месяцев назад +10

      Congratulations on finding yourself!

    • @Rain_Reign_Rein
      @Rain_Reign_Rein 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@CalicoBrry Thank you!

    • @leoniep9231
      @leoniep9231 Месяц назад +1

      Good for you, I hope things are going well! Sometimes you need a little external support to set things into perspective and not accept abusive behavior just because you don't know any different. I am glad you are working on being independent, cutting off people who are not good for your mental health, and I hope you are thriving!

  • @makingtangles2140
    @makingtangles2140 10 месяцев назад +173

    Time for more fun animal facts! Most people know a group of crows is referred to as a murder, but there are more interesting animal group names: Ravens form an unkindness, mice a mischief, larger wild cats in a group are a destruction. You have a gaggle of goose, a prickle of hedgehogs and a flamboyance of flamingos. Ferrets form a business and owls a parliament.
    There are a lot more fun options, so looking for your favourite animal can be a nice thing to do when borde. There are also those that still lack the bit of fun in their lives, but no one is stopping you from forming your own. While sloths didn't have an official group name, sloth enthusiasts started using a snuggle of sloths, which is getting more wide spread!

    • @BlessAphrodite
      @BlessAphrodite 10 месяцев назад +18

      "ravens form an unkindness" and "flamboyance of flamingos" really took me out. I love this comment!

    • @Sandra...fornow
      @Sandra...fornow 10 месяцев назад +15

      My favorite: a thunder of dragons 😁

    • @kitsunephantom6155
      @kitsunephantom6155 9 месяцев назад +5

      Iirc a group of butterflies can be called a kaleidoscope!

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 9 месяцев назад +2

      "Ferrets form a business" god I love that

    • @gamingwhilebroken2355
      @gamingwhilebroken2355 2 месяца назад

      Dalmatians have a few collective nouns. As they were used as theatre/circus dogs they can be called a comedy, but due to their work as coach dogs they can also be called an entourage, they can also be called several things due to their spots, such as a spotting, a pandemonium, a blot, a splatter, or my favourite a Rorschach. There are more too as for whatever reason they have a ton. Oh they can also be a ghost of Dalmatians too, due to their white coat.

  • @pavelZhd
    @pavelZhd 10 месяцев назад +574

    10:26.
    Yeah. My wife really struggled with breastfeeding.
    Like her boobs were always small, but she expected them to grow during breastfeeding. They didn't. And she was only able to get about 1 "meal" of milk throut the day, so we mostly fed our baby formula.
    Then she went to check with a doctor if this could or needs to be fixed. Turns out she had about as much "milk producing tissue" as I do. And the fact that she was actually able to get any of milk at all is a testiment to her dedication.
    On the upside her risk of ever developing break cancer is also about as high as mine.
    Biological sex is not super rigid too, folks.

    • @Mxmiaozers
      @Mxmiaozers 10 месяцев назад +95

      I have a relative who had milk come in under her armpits. Literal milk sacks under the skin under her arms. The docs said that happens sometimes. The weirdest part was this was the second child she breastfed. For the first the milk came in the typical way. Human biology can have such wide array of expression! In secondary sex characteristics and in all sorts of other functions.

    • @wills9
      @wills9 10 месяцев назад +54

      So from a quick google search on the subject it appears that breast size has no correlation with ability or amount of milk production. Larger breasts also have a larger amount of fat tissue. I am unsure to what your wife specific condition was or if it was related to breast size but either way it truly shows the diversity of human morphology and appearance.

    • @eddiecactus1085
      @eddiecactus1085 10 месяцев назад +41

      ⁠@@wills9I would assume by “milk producing tissue” they are referring to the alveoli in the mammary glands.

    • @pavelZhd
      @pavelZhd 10 месяцев назад +48

      @@wills9 you are correct in pointing out that large breasts do not automatically translate into more milk.
      At the same time it is reasonable to assume that small breasts would not be able to house a large amount of mammary gland tissue.
      As to what caused this development in my wife - honestly we don't know either. Our best guess is it has to do with her mother drinking heavily during pregnancy. This did have bad effect on her kidney development. And since mammary tissue is also tied to blood filtration, it could have been affected too.

    • @squidpaladin
      @squidpaladin 10 месяцев назад +9

      this can also happen to ppl with big boobs!

  • @reverendmothercheryl2276
    @reverendmothercheryl2276 6 месяцев назад +56

    It’s been three months! Where are you? The world needs your memes! It’s your super power! Please come back!

    • @jessicadeweijs9940
      @jessicadeweijs9940 6 месяцев назад +7

      i was thinking the same thing
      hoop he is doing wel

    • @Sarcastic_Lemons
      @Sarcastic_Lemons 5 месяцев назад +1

      Apparently he’s streaming on Twitch, no one knows why he isn’t back to RUclips….

  • @hawkeyescoffee6399
    @hawkeyescoffee6399 10 месяцев назад +153

    Hmm, I cannot think of one possible reason why a 45yo woman's periods might bugger off for months at a time...not a single reason 🤔 🙄. Speaking as a 49yo, I was around 44 when mine started going on short vacations, sometimes longer than others...when that happens I am just relieved to be saving money😅😂. That said, I'm our family' genealogist and the number of women I keep coming across who have had a kid out of the blue in their mid 40s... it's kinda wild.
    Glad to have you back OT, I hope March will finally behave for you. I have missed your posting, but have been rewatching old vids. I hope your back heals quickly and fully and your computer behaves. I recently booted up my gaming laptop only for it to decide there was "no disc" found, so my sympathies, although I don't rely on mine for work.
    How is it bad women's anatomy is getting even worse?! How is that even possible?
    Learn...or _perish_ !

    • @Lucifer-Riding
      @Lucifer-Riding 10 месяцев назад +12

      Scrolled down to find this comment because it seemed blindingly obvious to me. But then, we had access to decent sex ed.

    • @lord_xylozdoomsday959
      @lord_xylozdoomsday959 10 месяцев назад +6

      Some start at 40 some at 50 and some at 60 or even 70 that is kinda the age range for menopause to start

    • @_asphobelle6887
      @_asphobelle6887 10 месяцев назад +10

      Yeah, that was my thought too. I'm 47 and my cycles have been highly irregular for about a year. The only minus is, periods coming back by surprise after their vacation can lead to accidental leakage, not fun especially when at work.

  • @Ultra_Mortis
    @Ultra_Mortis 10 месяцев назад +55

    18:00 fun fact: that post was originally posted in spanish by a mexican feminist called dama g who wanted to do a social experiment and see how would ppl react to a post thats dead wrong about women's anatomy and as i heard, everyone believed it.

  • @jetin335
    @jetin335 10 месяцев назад +85

    "When did paint become Photoshop?"
    Yea, that was my reaction too after the update, now it just needs layers.

    • @blackjackdaw7865
      @blackjackdaw7865 10 месяцев назад +8

      It has layers tho.
      On mine they are at the top panel right to the colors. If you click it second panel apears on the right and you can add more layers there.

    • @RZDraws
      @RZDraws 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@blackjackdaw7865 photoshop has WHAT

    • @jetin335
      @jetin335 10 месяцев назад

      @@blackjackdaw7865 just checked (lol, I’m late), thanks for the info.

  • @hazellauder6288
    @hazellauder6288 6 месяцев назад +19

    Typically if you feel like garbage after self fun times it means that there might be some sort of Imbalance or an issue involving mental health

  • @marylambkin
    @marylambkin 10 месяцев назад +206

    As a woman, I can confirm, I am not real.💜

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 10 месяцев назад +13

      Lets just cease to exist together

    • @beepboop663
      @beepboop663 10 месяцев назад +9

      Mr.stark I don't feel so good :(

    • @redarrw1633
      @redarrw1633 10 месяцев назад

      Welp since women aren't real and laws can't apply to something that doesn't exist.....let the anarchy begin!

    • @LoremIpsum-dp1li
      @LoremIpsum-dp1li 10 месяцев назад +11

      As a bigender person, I can confirm, I am in a quantum superposition and simultaneously real and not real.

    • @blackharmonics4518
      @blackharmonics4518 10 месяцев назад +8

      As an illusion, I can confirm, I'm a woman. 💜💜

  • @Silentgrace11
    @Silentgrace11 10 месяцев назад +174

    When you say your room mate poisoned you, it really doesn’t narrow it down since there are like 1.11 million room mates here who could have done it 😂

    • @SuperGoodMush
      @SuperGoodMush 10 месяцев назад +16

      guys i think i found the roomate that did it

    • @mango4554
      @mango4554 10 месяцев назад +7

      this does sound like something the culprit might say...

    • @mettatonex7221
      @mettatonex7221 10 месяцев назад +2

      Why did you have to say that?

    • @mainacc7624
      @mainacc7624 10 месяцев назад +3

      You're being suspicious there 🧐

    • @bazilda
      @bazilda 10 месяцев назад +3

      Did you just tell on yourself? You need to be more carefull with our roommate!

  • @None-wy8yl
    @None-wy8yl 10 месяцев назад +112

    4:41 “ where is that going?! “
    It’s going in the fallopian tubes.

    • @cheese0827
      @cheese0827 10 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@willow-wingsalt9442its a joke referring to the first meme in the video

  • @Fox-Paw
    @Fox-Paw 5 месяцев назад +8

    Just sending some love and support your way OT
    I don't know where you are and how's your life going, but can only wish you well and take what ever time you need

  • @86fifty
    @86fifty 10 месяцев назад +43

    13:21 - "This is the fancy rib that goes in the front, some people call it a sternum" That is the funniest thing I have heard ALL WEEK, you get my subscribe for that, my dude! Your laugh is just so jolly! :)

  • @cottencandykitten
    @cottencandykitten 10 месяцев назад +132

    People were really commenting on the leg hair being naturally post saying "cancers also natural!! Are you saying we shouldn't remove that?!" .... ahh yes. Leg hair is exactly the same as a life threatening cell mutation.
    Their other one was "glasses aren't natural!!" ..

  • @BeastGuyver
    @BeastGuyver 10 месяцев назад +45

    5:54 my dad used to know a guy who would brag he had been with over 100 women, my dad got sick of it and said "Yeah but how many twice?" the guy could talk women into bed once but after "sampling the goods" he could never get them back into bed. the guy never brought it up again.

  • @ashleyhamilton5064
    @ashleyhamilton5064 6 месяцев назад +4

    This has been the best RUclips channel I have found since Cinema Therapy. I adore your videos, good sir! Keep being amazing.

  • @R-uj4uw
    @R-uj4uw 10 месяцев назад +90

    Hey OT! I told my mother some of these and she 1.flipped off the sky
    2. Exasperated sigh
    3. Laughed.
    This is proof that men like this annoy women. Lol

    • @driftingdruid
      @driftingdruid 10 месяцев назад +3

      flipped off the sky is my favorite of those three reactions

  • @RialVestro
    @RialVestro 10 месяцев назад +156

    16:36 Did no one explain to this woman what menopause is? I'm a man and I figured out why she actually stopped having periods the moment the words "I'm 45" came up.

    • @thing_under_the_stairs
      @thing_under_the_stairs 10 месяцев назад

      Shit, I'm 45 and transmasc, and I *wish* they'd gtfo!

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 10 месяцев назад +7

      Yup, also you can get monopaise super young too. It's kinda rare but it does happen

    • @anna_in_aotearoa3166
      @anna_in_aotearoa3166 9 месяцев назад

      I'd seen the weird clips of people thinking they got magnetized by the covid jabs, or that the shots are somehow infused with microchips, but that lady's post is the first time I've run across anyone claiming vaccinations (& not even their own) were causing menopause!! 🤪 Wow...
      In an age when M.D.-level medical info is available for free online, the level of ignorance most people seem to have about basic bodily functions and biological structures is frankly rather mind-boggling...? 😵‍💫 Explains a lot about the legislative situation though esp. in the USA!

    • @AKayfabe
      @AKayfabe 8 месяцев назад +1

      I feel like 45 is already kind of young to have menopause
      how young do people get it? I’m 48 and still have never missed a period and my Dr says according to my recent hormone levels I’m not even having peri menopause yet

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@AKayfabe
      The typical age to enter menopause is 45-55 if I remember correctly. So 45 is definitely on the younger side but not shockingly young.

  • @aro_ger_
    @aro_ger_ 10 месяцев назад +104

    0:03 The fact that, OT has to tap his feet to turn around, kinda makes this cute.

  • @MillieBlackRose
    @MillieBlackRose 6 месяцев назад +48

    Where are you OT you missed Pride Month. And honestly I'm worried. You're such a good person I wanna know you're ok

  • @Mr-Froggo-Man
    @Mr-Froggo-Man 10 месяцев назад +54

    1:37 learn or perish is definitely something that would be carved on a tree in the woods

  • @verminter
    @verminter 10 месяцев назад +71

    "Take your ladies to see O-Town immediately!"
    New head cannon dropped. OneTopic originally wanted the name O-Town, but it was taken, so he went with the same initials.

    • @stuartsmith4369
      @stuartsmith4369 10 месяцев назад

      I'm not 100% sure, but I'm around 90% that O-Town was the name of an actual boy band in the 90s.
      (Nm, looked it up, they started in 2000 and wrapped up in 2015.)

  • @SaltyTheAlien
    @SaltyTheAlien 10 месяцев назад +87

    Learn OR perish!!!

  • @marylambkin
    @marylambkin 5 месяцев назад +4

    I never thought I'd miss the sound of a thermal printer screaming at me.

  • @echo_0666
    @echo_0666 10 месяцев назад +89

    Surprisingly, I learned something from this video.
    LEARN
    OR
    PERISH

    • @joelpartee594
      @joelpartee594 10 месяцев назад +3

      I perished something from this video.

  • @Mushroomelixir
    @Mushroomelixir 10 месяцев назад +116

    These men will learn OR perish!!!
    See what I did there????
    I'm sorry, I'll leave.

    • @kitty79er
      @kitty79er 10 месяцев назад +10

      no stay... i thought it was funny

    • @Mushroomelixir
      @Mushroomelixir 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@kitty79er Alr only for you tho

    • @mazzy_ivy
      @mazzy_ivy 10 месяцев назад +7

      noooo come back :(

    • @Mushroomelixir
      @Mushroomelixir 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@mazzy_ivy finneee just for an hour thoo

    • @asackboyplush6508
      @asackboyplush6508 10 месяцев назад +3

      I don't get it

  • @WelcomeApathy
    @WelcomeApathy 10 месяцев назад +82

    Memory foam upgrade took me out! 🤣🤣🤣 Welcome back, OT, glad to see another video! Hope things are going smoother now for you.

    • @nela9994
      @nela9994 10 месяцев назад

      But … now I have to ask … is it the kind of memory foam that holds it’s shape firmly, until warmed up, or is it the kind of memory foam that as it warms it becomes more rigid? Both, I think, would have different benefits and drawbacks? I’d think thermoform plastic might be a better choice? “No just stay exactly like that, while it forms to you. It sets in about 3 hours, so … what do you want to talk about in the meantime?”

  • @KestralWolfe
    @KestralWolfe Месяц назад

    I had to stop at 22:22. I just... I just couldn't anymore. And to think you have much more footage that you edit out for us when you go to make the final posting. Whuff. You, my friend, are a warrior.

  • @maironelfstone896
    @maironelfstone896 10 месяцев назад +47

    About the "boob muscle" thing: while yes you cannot increase your boob size with exercise (realistically, not everyone is the same), having steong pecs can help with support, so you don't have to wear a bra as much depending on your size. Won't work for everyone but it can be nice for some people

    • @spacehootle309
      @spacehootle309 10 месяцев назад +9

      If you work out a lot you also loose bodyfat which will, hilariously, make most boobs Smaller. ...Which absolutely can mean you need less support.

    • @maironelfstone896
      @maironelfstone896 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@spacehootle309 it can make the fat content in the boobs decrease, but I feel like the muscle could become more prominent, so it could balance out. It's probably different for everyone

  • @NerderDame
    @NerderDame 10 месяцев назад +50

    The best response for these bad womens anatomy is "That's not how that works, that's not how any of this works".

  • @beauregarden
    @beauregarden 10 месяцев назад +48

    8:34 reminds me of in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy where Ford says the key to flying is to throw yourself at the floor and miss 😂🤦‍♀️

  • @michajastrzebski4383
    @michajastrzebski4383 8 месяцев назад +11

    19:05 the period question is, at least where I live, just part of the paperwork they HAVE to fill in...so, more like bad legalese than bad women anatomy, here, considering that often it just makes no sense to even ask the question.

  • @DAmieN-the-devil
    @DAmieN-the-devil 10 месяцев назад +63

    I will always call the sternum the fancy rib that goes in the front now

  • @EmnM2010
    @EmnM2010 10 месяцев назад +37

    I love it when dudes on RUclips are more educated and respectful about how female bodies work than 99% of all people on earth.

  • @adamthethird4753
    @adamthethird4753 10 месяцев назад +36

    This last post I understand.
    I grew up in a world where the jokes about women having to stave off advances with their partners were the most frequent type. This was true of movies, TV shows, interactions with adults (not telling these jokes to me, but to each other, and me over hearing them). Plus, in these same topics, it was always men “making the moves” on women. To say nothing about the discussions on rape. It was always men that were the perpetrators.
    So the impression that “men like it, women just deal with it” is *still* one that I struggle with even decades later.

  • @slimyboixd
    @slimyboixd 8 месяцев назад +3

    For some reason I haven't watched this channel in months and I've been having a really tough time but hearing OT's goofy little laugh just made me feel so much better

  • @PeBoVision
    @PeBoVision 10 месяцев назад +167

    As a gay man in the 70's , I always enjoyed having women who can't take 10"+ as roommates. Horny men being told no in the bedroom next door worked out really wonderfully for me, and taught me that being straight is definitely measured on a curve.

    • @Kagomai15
      @Kagomai15 10 месяцев назад +10

      😂❤

    • @n4l9bx
      @n4l9bx 10 месяцев назад +16

      Now that's living life in opportunities XD

    • @Dom_Maretti
      @Dom_Maretti 10 месяцев назад +18

      A straight curve...there's a joke in there somewhere.

    • @annak804
      @annak804 9 месяцев назад +2

      Some women can take it some women can't. I know more men who can take it than women though

    • @noname-kx4cu
      @noname-kx4cu 9 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@annak804 that makes a lot of sense. The back door doesn't have a dead end like the female part. The wall usually really hurts if it gets hit especially if it's pounded into multiple times.

  • @Randombeingofthesouth
    @Randombeingofthesouth 10 месяцев назад +30

    I watched this video in VR for fun. I also played around with the settings. OT in 360 degrees is terrifying. If you look straight up or down he stretches off into infinity, but if you look around, the edges of the video overlap on themselves. I think I almost melted my brain.

    • @cyansalvatore6011
      @cyansalvatore6011 10 месяцев назад +6

      Infinite OT sounds like a great idea tbh, let OT be god

    • @Randombeingofthesouth
      @Randombeingofthesouth 10 месяцев назад

      @cyansalvatore6011 well okay then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @AtanaaTheCurious
      @AtanaaTheCurious 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@cyansalvatore6011We couold certainly do far worse!

  • @fallows4life
    @fallows4life 10 месяцев назад +105

    😱😱😱Omg OT is like my dad he shows up every 3 months, entertains me for a day and then disappears for another 3 months...

    • @IKickBabiesIntoTheHighway
      @IKickBabiesIntoTheHighway 10 месяцев назад +9

      Fr

    • @Alphaismyname
      @Alphaismyname 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@IKickBabiesIntoTheHighway …your handle there is beautiful✨

    • @IKickBabiesIntoTheHighway
      @IKickBabiesIntoTheHighway 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@Alphaismyname thank you😝

    • @Alphaismyname
      @Alphaismyname 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@IKickBabiesIntoTheHighway Ofc!

    • @searchingfororion
      @searchingfororion 10 месяцев назад +3

      I'm really bummed that my holiday gift of a channel membership expired before being able to use it for anything.
      ... Thanks "dad".

  • @nezisinger9272
    @nezisinger9272 5 месяцев назад +2

    been missing your videos so much I'm going back and watching your older videos and sharing them with my friends who also now love your videos