It's a scam. The guy in Yankees jacket is trying to get the guy to open the bag so he can see what is in it. That way when the cops come and ask the Yankees guy what he had in his bag to prove it is his bag he just says what items he saw when the other guy opened his bag for him to deceive the cop into thinking it's his bag. The guy that was yelling was smart not to open the bag until cops got there . It's a known scam in the subways.
“I should at knocked him out....but I wanna go home” when you choose the comforts of your home over knocking a man out you have reached a new level of maturity
Nicholas Thompson look at it from this guy’s perspective, he’s probably facing a two hour commute, probably worked 8-9 hours, and has to deal with the homeless fool causing trouble and holding up the train, which holds up the train for the people at that station and the one behind it. So I’m surprised he was the only one threatening to knock that guy out. When you live in the city people have a short fuse and don’t tolerate this nonsense. We’re all trying to get home.
I'm so glad I live on a farm a 15 minute drive from the closest neighbor and an hour drive from town. I couldn't imagine just trying to go about my daily business and junkies are screaming in my quiet and assaulting my obesity.
@skyboundpilot I agree, they are bad pastors. They aren't doing the Lord's work. They are doing it in their own advantage. But not all of them are like this trust me.
I come back to this occasionally. That dude should be in sitcoms. The voice, the emotion he's just perfect. Like humanitarianly, culturally this is Art.
"Now you're assaulting him" That dude just finished a 16 hour shift, I would have done way worse if some random bum walked up to me and accused me of stealing 😂
Enrique Barnica that would worsen the case, if he saw what was in it and if the police had actually arrived, he could’ve told the police what was in. It could be the truth or a scam.
YES !!!! THAT…where are the cops 👮🏾♂️ when you need them. IF YOUR WATCHING THIS. “IT ONLY HAPPENS IN NEW YORK CITY” TOURIST BEWARE…There’s crime being committed every 20 seconds.
The dude in the subway represents NYC pretty well. “I wanna go home.” “WHERE ARE THE POLICE?” “YOU AIN’T A COP. YOU AIN’T EVEN A TOY COP!” “CLOSE THE DOORS.” Edit: Most NYC people wouldn’t actually call for the police. But desperate times
00 00 the guy asking to see inside the bag is doing the common scam where you accuse someone of stealing ur bag then ask to see it so that when the police ask what’s inside you’ll know and they could hand it over
The woman in the back is annoying talking about assault. Girl bye, nobody said anything when the man was harassing him now everybody wanna make their mouth loud, the man tryna get home
If This Happened Today Then The Police Is Nowhere On Sight On The Platforms, They’re At The Turnstiles Focusing On Fare Evasions & Being On Their Phones.
It's so sad how a completely innocent man who's been working 16 hours needs to have this happen to him and some idiots in public shouting "now you assaulted him" need to make it worse. Bless this man and I hope only good things happen to him.
Here is the funny parts 1:11 Utha, Utha, utha 1:53 Way he said "On The Platform" 2:00 The "POLICE HELP" meme 2:46 He almost caught an uppercut 3:35 The Godly Push 5:39 Points to the bag, "Answer the damn door" Comment any more funny parts and pls like
There’s people like that bum around the train stations of NYC all of the time. He’s basically trying to scam the man out of his items and this happens all of the time.
He didn't wanna go home cause he would have opened that bag up for everyone to see if he had nothing to hide after working a 16hr day. 😂😂 Lying thief. I'm with the bum on this. 🤣🤣
i doubt he was lying. He open the bag twice for him and he kept giving him different pockets to open. After the second time of proving you wrong and you still claiming thats your bag clearly that person wont shut the hell up even if you opened it up for the third time. Seems like the bag was on his shoulder the entire time
Keva for one you must not come across pan handlers often, this bum is stuttering while trying to falsely validate his story, the guy opened it twice for him and the bum didn't even know the brand of the bag, so therefore the bum was full of shit, but me being me, I would of beat the shit out of him and got to go home.
There’s so many gems in this video. 1. Do you need my glasses to see what’s in my bag?! 2. I asked you was there a Bible in your bag and you said Otta Otta Otha Otta. 3.police! Police! Help! Help! 4. The push. I’m in tears 😭
To the lady who went “nOw YoU aSsAuLtEd hIm” ma’am when someone is repeatedly in your face for no reason and won’t leave you alone it’s called self-defense
Bruhhhh I hate ppl like that with a passion.. cuz it was leading to him getting hit anyway!! I woulda rocked him a long time ago 😂😂. Homie woulda been sleep, while im at my next stop 😭😭
It's the big dude's bag, he knew it was his he seemed annoyed already, and he didn't open the bag for the skinny dude because if he did then when security come and ask the skinny dude what's in it he'll know and win the scam.
You actually right, the bum could lie to the cops and say a Bible was in the bag, and when they check it a Bible is inside and the bum could win. Not on the bums side or anything but that could've been his trick.
this is what happens when you have a 16 hour worker that lost patience, dealing with a bum who has no job trying to steal from others... So ironic how it's opposites attract.
We're you there? If you weren't then you don't know if the bag was actually the bums or not your just assuming because he's homeless that he has to be the one trying to steal.
The bum always has the leverage in that situation because he's got nowhere to be and little to lose. The other dude lost as soon as he engaged in that crap. Notice how even keel the bum remained throughout. He knew he had him in the bag -no pun intended.
Never delete this.. 💯😂 this is a fucking historical gem.
Truly lol 😂
"POOLICE, HEEEEEEELP!"
POLEECE
:0
I always come back to it🤣 Nothing on RUclips compares 😂
0:25 “this is going viral. This is gonna be on RUclips”. He wasn’t lying
Dababy holy shit, looked it up and it is! Crazy.
It was his bag I can't believe his fat ass thought nobody was gonna help he stole a homeless man bag that's sick
Prolly not in the way he hoped lol
RUclips Red
No he wasn’t jajaja
Hey Dababy 😂😂😂💀
It's a scam. The guy in Yankees jacket is trying to get the guy to open the bag so he can see what is in it. That way when the cops come and ask the Yankees guy what he had in his bag to prove it is his bag he just says what items he saw when the other guy opened his bag for him to deceive the cop into thinking it's his bag. The guy that was yelling was smart not to open the bag until cops got there . It's a known scam in the subways.
That skinny guy look like a fiend...nyc is very scammy
He still pushed so he probably going to jail
Im from NYC fat dude quilty PERIOD
@UCBmdUznEw5ZMOp4uRTJ1FMA that's what they need
Figured the guy was trying to get him to open it just to quickly take something or some bull shit like that.
“I should at knocked him out....but I wanna go home” when you choose the comforts of your home over knocking a man out you have reached a new level of maturity
This part played right as I was reading it😂😭
Y’all don’t live in NYC, I take it.
John Ochiltree Na I’m from Indy
Nicholas Thompson look at it from this guy’s perspective, he’s probably facing a two hour commute, probably worked 8-9 hours, and has to deal with the homeless fool causing trouble and holding up the train, which holds up the train for the people at that station and the one behind it. So I’m surprised he was the only one threatening to knock that guy out. When you live in the city people have a short fuse and don’t tolerate this nonsense. We’re all trying to get home.
John Ochiltree I can dig that
This man's attitude and yelling pretty much describes life in New York. Just fed up with everything 😂
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Yes😮😂😂 as a newyorker i know
I'm so glad I live on a farm a 15 minute drive from the closest neighbor and an hour drive from town. I couldn't imagine just trying to go about my daily business and junkies are screaming in my quiet and assaulting my obesity.
He sound like he can sing
Desiree Nicole I laughed out loud at you're comment.😂😂😂😂
He sound like gnarls Barkley lmfao
Desiree Nicole y'all got me LMBO😂😂😂😂
Please dm me 🙈 ma'am
Yeah, like Charlie Wilson.
He sound like a whole pastor
He sound like funk flex a little bit Lmao
@skyboundpilot that's a common stereotype I hear. Not all pastors are money seeking.
@skyboundpilot I agree, they are bad pastors. They aren't doing the Lord's work. They are doing it in their own advantage. But not all of them are like this trust me.
User death imminent.
On god
Know what I think? These 2 just pulled a performance to distract everyone, while the real robbery is happening inside the train
*law and order theme song intensifies*
starqWs this comment is underrated
Funny when that happened, a rare jewel was declared stolen and guess what line the personel were taking to go to the museum? Ill wait.
@@fedism realy???
Insert * MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME SONG
I come back to this occasionally. That dude should be in sitcoms. The voice, the emotion he's just perfect. Like humanitarianly, culturally this is Art.
He could play the new Carl Winslow
He sounds like an angrier Patrice O'neal
@@g_enigma I was about to say he was already in Family matters 😂
I sure hope the bag he was missing WASN'T the one over his shoulder..
I was thinking that whole time
Right..he look like a junky
Hollering 😂😂😭💀
Bro I’m done that makes this shit that makes funnier 😭😭
😂😅🤣👍
"Now you're assaulting him"
That dude just finished a 16 hour shift, I would have done way worse if some random bum walked up to me and accused me of stealing 😂
Id still let them see if there was that imaginary ID they wanted to see and then be on my merry way
I know right who the f*ck even agree with assualt
Enrique Barnica bold to assume they’d let you go 🤣
Enrique Barnica that would worsen the case, if he saw what was in it and if the police had actually arrived, he could’ve told the police what was in. It could be the truth or a scam.
What if it was not a random bum, but rather a well known prominent bum?
Props to whoever recorded this. They held the phone steady enough
Yeah but they didn't record it horizontally
@white lives matter the police don't wanna deal with this💀
@@Eastsidegeorgiaboy it wouldn't load right on here
They should have followed them until the matter was resolved.
@@bingchilling9768 I don't think any of what the fat dude did was necessary. At all.
“Where is the cops when you need one?” Seriously!!! Truest statement
IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, BECOME A COP AND PUT UP WITH ALL FREAKS IN THIS COUNTRY THEY DEAL WITH AND SEE HOW FAST YOU RESPOND!!!! MORON!!!!
On the phones
That’s the same all around the world
YES !!!! THAT…where are the cops 👮🏾♂️ when you need them. IF YOUR WATCHING THIS. “IT ONLY HAPPENS IN NEW YORK CITY” TOURIST BEWARE…There’s crime being committed every 20 seconds.
When you don't need them
He called he said “ THIS IS GOING VIRAL THIS IS GOING ON RUclips “ and 8 years later here we are 🤣
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Lol 😝
This video lives in my head rent free bruh 😭🤣🤣🤣💀
Lol
Pmsl class
The guy pushed the bum lightly and he went flying like a piece of paper outside 😭
mya bailey it can happen to you too if you don’t hold your balance it can happen with anyone else but if you stay ready for it, it won’t work
A 40 pound crack head Frame goes pretty far. 3 yards was the farthest i achieved. Looking to brake my record here real soon.
Valerie Hoyle lmao
@@vh4690 brake. I think you just broke the worst spelling record.
Wraith were are the grammar police when i need them.
"you ain't even a cop; you ain't even a toy cop!" 😂😂
Will you go?!
😂😂
He destroyed his entire life
CONSTITUTIONAL STATE OF MIND fuck the police
It’s e40s brother e20s
This video is officially part of NYC subway lore.
I wonder where he is now
Still yelling.
I LOVE YOU
@@soullessprincess6473 fr.
Bruh if him yelling “police help!” Isn’t the funniest thing on the planet earth then idk what is 🤣🤣
Yo mama
Sad but this is true, if it’s a white lady it will be a different story
@@nazuibam892 I was just going to say the same thing but that's disrespectful
@@courtgizzle ofc, the police will clearly "hear that this is a white voice" and will come fast to help the white woman
Tik tok
Dude yelling, sound like a black minister in a gospel church 😂😂😂
Darreyl Henderson HAAAAAHLP. HEEEEEHLP.
Darreyl Henderson frrr
I’m dead 😂🤣😂
Brian The Explorer That’s sad
how dare you steal a comment but make it big worded
I think it’s funny that as mad as he is, he doesn’t curse throughout the entire thing. And the harshest thing that he calls him is a knucklehead
I mean he said he should've knocked him the hell out tho
Wowwwww
Worked 16 hours and coulda DEFINITELY DUSTED HIM OFF. AND DIDN'T EVEN CURSE. GOD FEARING MAN.
So what he didn't curse big deal cursing is a sign of big intelligence according to science
@@Baebboi
No it’s not, you’re an idiot if you believe that.
If I worked 16 hours and someone did that to me I would have knocked him out.
"You ain't even a cop. You ain't even a toy cop". Bruh 😂
I was just saying that😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
That knuckle head LOL wow
The guy loves drama
And the girl video’n “he just landed on my foot” POLICE 👮♀️ POLICE 🚔
It's BeeRay LMAOOOOO
Lol 😂 💀
The dude in the subway represents NYC pretty well.
“I wanna go home.”
“WHERE ARE THE POLICE?”
“YOU AIN’T A COP. YOU AIN’T EVEN A TOY COP!”
“CLOSE THE DOORS.”
Edit: Most NYC people wouldn’t actually call for the police. But desperate times
"I wanna go home" is the strongest NYC sentiment while on the train.
Turn this into a movie where two buddies fight in a subway and become friends.
agizzy23 lived in this city all my thirteen years
This s*#t happens everyday
Really represents nyc🤣
Frankie Khan YEEEP
u forgot HELP POLICE
anybody else feel a bad for the big dude..all he wanted to do is go home from working 16 hours
He was super stressed bruh
fact B
I feel bad for the other guy
Bruh idek but you guys are missing smth like wtf why didnt he just open the bag??
00 00 the guy asking to see inside the bag is doing the common scam where you accuse someone of stealing ur bag then ask to see it so that when the police ask what’s inside you’ll know and they could hand it over
This video always randomly pops up in my head and makes me giggle in the middle of the night 😂
Same😂
I bet this man is a preacher... I know he is.
great Christian
"WHEN THERE IS NOOOOOO POLICE, THEN CAAAAAAAAALL UPON UR LORD, CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL 'OH FATHER GOD!!!'!!" 💀💀
A preacher wouldn't steal a homeless man's bag
0:40 DO YOU NEED MY GLASSES TO SEE, the blessings Christ has provided for you
Surge yea he would’ve tried tappin him 😝
The way he said “POLICE, HELP” took me out 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Ysssss shit was hilarious
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“HELPPPP HELPPPP” 😂😂😂😂😂
I swear to God I'm in tears after that "POLICE HELLLPPPP!"🤣
I COULDN'T BREATHE WHEN HE STARTED YELLING "POLICE HELP POLICE HEEEEEEELP"
iamDelilah. Sameee lol I’m still laughing 😂
I’m laughing at work loud as hell that was a Stranger Danger scream right there !!!
Same
I'M WEAKKK
This guy could be a great comic and actor.
10 years later this shit STILL funny😂😂😂😂
He was only using 5% of his power when he pushed him 😂😂
1%
Damn bigbodyass
@@chalkbunt81 lol how are you homeless but you got a phone
@@teams6427 I'm homeless, not brainless. Correlation ratio phone to home=0.
@@chalkbunt81 no your homeless you don’t got shit
“This going viral this going on youtube” 😭😭 10 years later we still all lookin at ts 😂😂
I watched this again after promising myself years ago that I wouldn't.... Smdh. Still don't know what happened either
Lol fr
I literally just looked it to fine the context
@NESHCO ok
Manifestation babes
When the homeless guy was pushed he snapped into lawyer mode.
Charles Gerety frs
@@ItzMariano77 He took everyone by surprise by spitting out this legal action. He knows his shit
He must have found a law book somewhere at his local homeless shelter and studied tremendously
Charles Gerety 😂😂 he need the money leave my man alone
@Aleksandar Samardzic He does look kinda together now that you point that out.
The way he yells “PO-LICE HEEELLLPP!” I can’t stop laughing 😂
The woman in the back is annoying talking about assault. Girl bye, nobody said anything when the man was harassing him now everybody wanna make their mouth loud, the man tryna get home
There's going to be a "well she was right" comment you watch
well she was right
😂😂
Exactly
Plum Bob no that’s assault putting your hands on someone in any way is assault
"you ain't even a cop ... You ain't even a TOY cop" 😭😭😭
😂😂😩
Lol
He’s on that Mickey Mouse shit
Damn!
Had me crying
They way he screaming Help Police! Had me rolling 😂😂😂
If This Happened Today Then The Police Is Nowhere On Sight On The Platforms, They’re At The Turnstiles Focusing On Fare Evasions & Being On Their Phones.
2:00 first time I ever heard a black man scream for the police.
Lol!!
LOL to funny
Take his money drugs or ahh bag.
Bwaaahhhaaha rolf me neither.....is it crazy I find that suspect?
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fact that this is 9 years old, proves how the internet works in mysterious ways.
💯
I couldn't believe this was nearly a decade old
12 years ago and I'm finding this gem of the internet.
Its a viral video bruv, it'll still be watched in another 9 years.
It's so sad how a completely innocent man who's been working 16 hours needs to have this happen to him and some idiots in public shouting "now you assaulted him" need to make it worse. Bless this man and I hope only good things happen to him.
Till this day I still have no idea who’s bag it was...
Mann I’d push his ass too. Tf you tryna keep the door open for when the situation already handled?
@@ELECTRICxCLAM there's no fucking way it's the crackheads bag the other guy seemed so goddamn annoyed at this situation
I think he's a professional Thief
Right lol. People are on the skinny dudes side. When I heard that “now you assaulted him” I just wanted to punch them in the mouth.
"Do you NEED MY GLASSES to see....I shoulda knocked him out!!!!"😂😂
1:33
Guy - "What is your name?"
Other guy - *Loading*
Kat Kk 💀💀
Hugh Mungus
Other guy: *_sweating_* _Can't get caught_
Also the other guy : *Failed to load name*
😭😭😭
He yelling “police help! police help” , and they still didn't come. NYPD aint shit! Good thing it wasn't something serious going on.
Ohai Ädeola yeah like 5 hours later 😂
@@ByAnyMeans000 rt
There’s like 700k cops just in NYC alone... u mean to tell me there wasn’t one there
Wasted Bear I can tell you there wasn’t one there but the video shows that there wasn’t one sooo........
The police arent magical guardian angels that just appear everytime something bad happens lmao
Here is the funny parts
1:11 Utha, Utha, utha
1:53 Way he said "On The Platform"
2:00 The "POLICE HELP" meme
2:46 He almost caught an uppercut
3:35 The Godly Push
5:39 Points to the bag, "Answer the damn door"
Comment any more funny parts and pls like
"The Godly push" XD
0:25 "This is going viral, this is gonna be on RUclips"
5:41 “You wanna walk with these ni-.. people?” he done corrected himself mid sentence 😂
Push
Robot plus Trains LMFAOOOO utha utha utha
The phrases the pastor is saying make it infinitely funnier 😭
“THIS NUCKLEHEd was ALREDY ON DA PLATFOAM!!!” 😭
Your missspelling of words🙄
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@@bethannejones4179
LMFAOOOO I DIED WHEN HE SAID "POLICE HELP"
sabikunm how was that funny?
@@aaron-reed8496 cuz it was
Aaron 21 that shit was funny 😂
Same lmao
@@aaron-reed8496 its hilarious
The way he says “Where is the COPS when yaa NEED One”
Lmao dude is deadass a GTA character I swear
fr 😂
Damn cj all you hade to do was follow the fucking train
Ahahaha 😂
@@yahiko_duh1773 lol
why is his bum dead though?
Lol he actually barely pushed him. So him falling like that was just dumb af. Guy lost his balance. They acting like he pushed duke hard.
Clary Hustles You’re the type of girl who would sue someone if their dog sniffed you.
Emily Thomas lmao.
Clary Hustles no it isn’t for it to be assault there has to be a mark that lasts 24 hours
Emily Thomas Exactly 😂😂😂
@Clary Hustles lol you real funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
‘You ain’t even a toy cop!’ I’m 💀
2:01 How They Called Cops in the 1700s
So funny
It’s 1751
😅🤣😅
Really underrated joke 😂😂😂
Constable*
That guy could've had a career as a comedian, such a wasted talent
Why is it "wasted talent" when people aren't interested in entertaining the masses?
@@darkmatter7668 It's a wasted talent cuz his talent was wasted
@@b__c7538 People aren't here for your amusement 😐.
Dark Matter yeah Ig but it would be cool he’s got Charisma
@@JoseLopez-gk1yf how does he have charisma? Lol wtf
New Yorkers Feel This Pain In Their Soul. Can't tell you how many people I've wanted to suplex in the damn train station
Hahaha....you said "suplex". I bet you say DDT too huh?. Old school WWF.😆
Take’m all to the gulag
Wait aaa minute!!!
RUclips recommendations got you too, huh? Lol
There’s people like that bum around the train stations of NYC all of the time. He’s basically trying to scam the man out of his items and this happens all of the time.
Funny how the POLICE never came to HELP!
That's NYPD for you
“I should’ve knocked him out but I wanna go home”😂😂big facts
He didn't wanna go home cause he would have opened that bag up for everyone to see if he had nothing to hide after working a 16hr day. 😂😂 Lying thief. I'm with the bum on this. 🤣🤣
i doubt he was lying. He open the bag twice for him and he kept giving him different pockets to open. After the second time of proving you wrong and you still claiming thats your bag clearly that person wont shut the hell up even if you opened it up for the third time. Seems like the bag was on his shoulder the entire time
Keva for one you must not come across pan handlers often, this bum is stuttering while trying to falsely validate his story, the guy opened it twice for him and the bum didn't even know the brand of the bag, so therefore the bum was full of shit, but me being me, I would of beat the shit out of him and got to go home.
keva kinsler this is a scam homeless crackheads do all the time
Jessica Rabbit you must not have any respect for yourself if u would open your private bag for every “accusation” some asshole is making
**legit screaming at him**
“Ok, I’m talking nicely”
Caramel Autumn that’s a different situation
Or thing
Caramel Autumn he lowered his voice
Imagine when he isn't talking nice
The more he yelled and made a scene, the more I felt like he really did steal the bag
1:11 You asked me I asked you was there a bible in your bag....you said “Utha atha utha utha otha “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😭😭😭😭
joidice slack lol
I'm dead asffffff hellllll naw ☠☠☠☠ this will forever be funny
Sounds like sean paul on the baby boy track "utha utha unna ya"
💀
this part always gets me
Carl Winslow just got off duty..
I'm like 90% this dude either works for the city or the state. He's got a whole other kind of fed up attitude going on.
Right!??
Or its boxing dax at Walmart
Deadass. He said he works 16 hours
lmao
There’s so many gems in this video.
1. Do you need my glasses to see what’s in my bag?!
2. I asked you was there a Bible in your bag and you said Otta Otta Otha Otta.
3.police! Police! Help! Help!
4. The push.
I’m in tears 😭
LMFAO I AGREE😭
HAAAAAAAA😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
The otta otta took me tf out
@@suavecashmere7160 SAME😭🤚
🤣😩
"I asked you, 'Is there a Bible in your bag?'. You said 'Ehtuhetuhetuhetuh'"
🤣😆😂😆😅
He really said that to him too
😂😂😂😂😂 crying
THAT PART!!!!!🤦🏽♀️🙃🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
What time ?
"you ain't even a toy cop" LMAO
how is that not a GIF
😂😂😂
these guys need to be in a sitcom together
Please let see you bag? No
Let me see you bag? No
I need to see your bag. No
Let me see your? No
Your right this show would be hilarious
@@asteelopaparazzi1300 Still 10 times better than the Big Bang Theory.
@@jamescollins6085 I agree lol
That would be funny.lol
Best idea ever
“You ain’t even a toy cop”
Dont give the guy above me attention, he is so lonley he uses hate to fuel his ego in his poor life
Bro ur everywhere
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@FentFentFentFent 😂
@@anonymousv165 he god
when he said "utha utha utha utha"
i felt that.. 😔
Lol!!!!! Me too. Lol.
POLICE.... HELLLLPPPPPPP POLICE!!!!!!! 👮♀️👮 🚨
Deep words that will never be forgotten...
Dude in the glasses is funny asf 😂
human interactions are so fascinating...
Indeed. I've been studying humans in their natural habitats.
Especially in NYC...
No one:
God from heaven:
Only in NYC
This aged well
"This is going viral man this will be on RUclips"
He wasnt wrong 🗿
When did he say that please
@ItsKa7ana I watched the whole video but I didn’t heard that.
@@lamargames3940 0:24
@@helennieto6775 thank you so much!
“You ain’t even a toy cop” HAD ME DEAD 💀😭😂😂
Facts 😂
same 😂
f
Put the time stamp lol
@@donnellesimmons898 1:47
“I bet that’s my bag. Y’all wanna bet that’s my bag?! I guarantee you it’s my bag!” Lmao 🤣☠️
What i wanna know is... was it!?!?
To the lady who went “nOw YoU aSsAuLtEd hIm” ma’am when someone is repeatedly in your face for no reason and won’t leave you alone it’s called self-defense
They're in it together
Bitch sounded like lois from family guy
@@AngelAguilar-dc8pi right lol? It's even funnier cause the dude fell like he was fucking drunk
@@ZachKettell probably was
He deserve to get Flatout get the shit beat out of them
2:00
They goin replace police sirens & insert his voice as the offical sirens.
😂
Bro you made me crack up so hard
🤣🤣🤣
Sim ? POLICE!!!!!!!
HA HA HA! I don't remember when was the last time I laughed so much.
The guy got confused and forgot he’s holding his “stolen” bag.
😂😂😂
He stole the bag and gave it back to him without he even knew a true master of deception
Because he's clearly carrying a bag
His ass sound like Judge Mathis and EDP445😂
That’s what my thought was lol
Imagine working 16hrs and having to deal with this 😳
😳
@Baldhina Asnake 😳😲😳
Right, I feel so bad for this guy.
I'd just ride my bike or walk home.
Absolutely. He doesn't need or want that.
“You ain’t even a cop! You ain’t even a toy cop! Will you go?!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:45-1:49
ana jeri I’m out here rolling 💀💀💀💀
I'm wheezing
They petty asf for not closing the doors
Im sayin close the doors on this nut case
Riiii😭 They wanted some entertainment I swear
and u petty asf for not knowing the reason
@@royceblessings that's not called "petty", that's called being "ignorant" which u obviously/definitely are 😂🖕🏾
@@dummy4794 nigga stfu u commenting shit I said 2 weeks ago. you don't gotta simp its okay
Nah, when he said "sir don't do this to me, let us go." I fell out my chair 😂😂😂😂
3:37 *he pushes him
That female Morgan Freeman in every subway fight: Now he’s assaulting.
Bitch sounds like Lois from Family Guy
playz name is *karen
I'm cryin😭😭😂😂😂
Almighty Push
Bitch irritated me with that comment.
Never heard a black man scream police 🤷🏽♂️
pow lis
skyboundpilot Of course you’ll still need the police when you need the police but the system is beyond flawed so that isn’t contradictory
@skyboundpilot You act as if all black people are like that and it's not just black people who do that I heard people who aren't black say it
skyboundpilot nobody asked you
skyboundpilot I’ve never said fuck the police I’m black lol so who’s they🤷🏾♂️
"He was already on the platform when I came. He walked up to me. He almost caught an uppercut"
*I SHOULD OF KNOCKED HIM OUT* 😂😂😂
have*
Here comes the grammar police.
@@ladyleo1533 whoop whoop 😳
lady leo welp
Not like he spelled anything wrong he just literally used the wrong word entirely soo oh well? Lmao
Lol who cares if he use the wrong word it's RUclips lol not school
"POLICE POLICE HELP POLICE" GOT ME ON THE FLOOR 💀💀
3:37 That man did not push him that hard lol he was lookin for a quick law suit 😂
XD
What I thought!
Plus he laid there for 3 seconds 😂😂
Ezell from Friday
Ahahahaha 😆 😂 😂 😂 lmao that guy is skinny as hell. That push look like it came with anger.
Whole New York subway system is a giant insane asylum.
🤣🤣🤣
*whole New York State
I can confirm smh
I just came back from NYC and I can also confirm this. Y’all are in a whole nother dimension 😭
I say this every morning. Everyday some shit man lmao
2:04 thought it was gonna turn into a musical
on his way to broadway lmao
😂😂😂I thought you only commented on music related shit
Ay
Dat brilliant comment
Help police HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!! POLICE!!!!!!!!!! Help police
POLICE!!!! HEEELP!!!! POLICE!!!!! HEEELP!!!! This is fucking gold ngl!!!!😂😂😂
“Now you assaulted him” my God that pissed me off. Get tf out of here Karen
Don't forget the whole "He landed on my foot." thing. God when the woman said that I could picture the meme feminist with the red hair.
@@Quick-Silver206 why are u crying
@@Quick-Silver206 stay calm
Bruhhhh I hate ppl like that with a passion.. cuz it was leading to him getting hit anyway!! I woulda rocked him a long time ago 😂😂. Homie woulda been sleep, while im at my next stop 😭😭
@@JerzeyBoy201 Like he said, "I shoulda knocked him out!" 😂
It's the big dude's bag, he knew it was his he seemed annoyed already, and he didn't open the bag for the skinny dude because if he did then when security come and ask the skinny dude what's in it he'll know and win the scam.
Its actually idiots in the comments who believes the bag belongs to the bum smh. Humanity is doomed
You know what you actually make a valid point I didn't even think of it that way, but I never thought the bum was telling the truth anyway.
You actually right, the bum could lie to the cops and say a Bible was in the bag, and when they check it a Bible is inside and the bum could win. Not on the bums side or anything but that could've been his trick.
Also the bum was already on the platform
Big facts 🤦🏿♂️💯😂
Rumor has it they're still trying to sort out who's bag it is.
Robinhood179 POLICE!!!!
LMAOOOO 😭😭💀
LOOOOOOL
Robinhood179 😂😂😂😂😂😂
And Finally Fought A Thousand Times
This is literally like a movie. Dudes screamin like a character
Nobody:
Him : “Police HELPPPP police HELPPPPP” 😂😂
Nobody:
Absolutely No Samaritan:
Absolutely No Cop:
He sounds like a bishop from the american movies
He also said this was the second time he done this to him
SimplyJanet 🤣🤣
What’s the time stamp
Omg..it was the "now you assaulted him". 😂😂😂😂😂 I feel bad for the accused man. He just wants to go home. I'm praying for this world. Ppl crazy.
Once he put his hands on the dude, all bets are off.
@@Incognito-vc9wj crackhead deserve no rights
@@Incognito-vc9wj fuck all that
Agreed
He sound guilty asf
He could be a comedy actor 😂 seriously tho...
Right, got the voice for it. Could act as a pastor
"Ur not a cop! Ur not even a toy cop!"
He look like carl from Family Matter 🤣
"You ain't even a cop"
*"You ain't even a **_toy_** cop"*
Watched it bout 8 times still funny
😂💀
@Joseph 🤣
2:00 when someone with black air forces approaches u
Lmaoooo
Was hoping someone would comment this 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
you must follow BASEDSAVAGE
“This is bad... this is very very bad”
2:00 when my 10th grade crush gets picked up by her 24 year old boyfriend
excuse me, what?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Holy shit why is this so accurate
Andrew Lewis at my high school it’s the grade 8’s and 9’s with the way to old boyfriends lolol
Andrew Lewis and you're 47
"Will you get out the way....😑 Get Out the way!" 0:24 😂
Legend has it that to this day, “Police hellllpppp” is still echoing throughout the NYC subway tunnels.
Jeremy Huxley you right I heard it on Lexington the other day
Christopher White I made myself laugh writing the comment hahaha
CrazyManGaming Really? I thought that was his voice.
@@bloodclaat hahaha fuckin ridiculous, i was reading this while he's screaming it and I was dyin
😂😂😂
2:46 " he almost caught an uppercut, and I would have been knocked the hell out, I should have knocked him out"🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
That doesn’t even make sense😂😂😂
@@humanpikachu1753 lol exactly
@@humanpikachu1753 He was flustered. We all know precisely what he meant. :D
coldaziceee yeah sometimes that happens to me too, it comes out wrong?😂
this is what happens when you have a 16 hour worker that lost patience, dealing with a bum who has no job trying to steal from others... So ironic how it's opposites attract.
We're you there? If you weren't then you don't know if the bag was actually the bums or not your just assuming because he's homeless that he has to be the one trying to steal.
@@ethenstokes7608 the bum didn’t know what was in the bag
@@ethenstokes7608 nah he couldn’t name 1 item in the man bag
@@ethenstokes7608 so you are just that gullible huh….
Damn.
@@ethenstokes7608 c'mon now
The bum always has the leverage in that situation because he's got nowhere to be and little to lose. The other dude lost as soon as he engaged in that crap. Notice how even keel the bum remained throughout. He knew he had him in the bag -no pun intended.