Fight starts after man "stole" bum's bag on NYC train
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- Опубликовано: 29 дек 2011
- walking into to Fulton Street station in downtown Manhattan, and this argument ensued after a man supposedly "stole" another man's bag. Man pushes guy off of train car. IG: @valeria13
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Never delete this.. 💯😂 this is a fucking historical gem.
Truly lol 😂
"POOLICE, HEEEEEEELP!"
POLEECE
:0
I always come back to it🤣 Nothing on RUclips compares 😂
0:25 “this is going viral. This is gonna be on RUclips”. He wasn’t lying
Dababy holy shit, looked it up and it is! Crazy.
It was his bag I can't believe his fat ass thought nobody was gonna help he stole a homeless man bag that's sick
Prolly not in the way he hoped lol
RUclips Red
No he wasn’t jajaja
Hey Dababy 😂😂😂💀
He sound like a whole pastor
He sound like funk flex a little bit Lmao
@skyboundpilot that's a common stereotype I hear. Not all pastors are money seeking.
@skyboundpilot I agree, they are bad pastors. They aren't doing the Lord's work. They are doing it in their own advantage. But not all of them are like this trust me.
User death imminent.
On god
This man's attitude and yelling pretty much describes life in New York. Just fed up with everything 😂
"you ain't even a cop; you ain't even a toy cop!" 😂😂
Will you go?!
😂😂
He destroyed his entire life
CONSTITUTIONAL STATE OF MIND fuck the police
It’s e40s brother e20s
It's a scam. The guy in Yankees jacket is trying to get the guy to open the bag so he can see what is in it. That way when the cops come and ask the Yankees guy what he had in his bag to prove it is his bag he just says what items he saw when the other guy opened his bag for him to deceive the cop into thinking it's his bag. The guy that was yelling was smart not to open the bag until cops got there . It's a known scam in the subways.
That skinny guy look like a fiend...nyc is very scammy
He still pushed so he probably going to jail
Im from NYC fat dude quilty PERIOD
@UCBmdUznEw5ZMOp4uRTJ1FMA that's what they need
Figured the guy was trying to get him to open it just to quickly take something or some bull shit like that.
This video is officially part of NYC subway lore.
I wonder where he is now
Still yelling.
I LOVE YOU
“Where is the cops when you need one?” Seriously!!! Truest statement
IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, BECOME A COP AND PUT UP WITH ALL FREAKS IN THIS COUNTRY THEY DEAL WITH AND SEE HOW FAST YOU RESPOND!!!! MORON!!!!
On the phones
That’s the same all around the world
Dude yelling, sound like a black minister in a gospel church 😂😂😂
Darreyl Henderson HAAAAAHLP. HEEEEEHLP.
Darreyl Henderson frrr
I’m dead 😂🤣😂
Brian The Explorer That’s sad
how dare you steal a comment but make it big worded
Bruh if him yelling “police help!” Isn’t the funniest thing on the planet earth then idk what is 🤣🤣
Yo mama
Sad but this is true, if it’s a white lady it will be a different story
@@nazuibam892 I was just going to say the same thing but that's disrespectful
@@courtgizzle ofc, the police will clearly "hear that this is a white voice" and will come fast to help the white woman
Tik tok
I come back to this occasionally. That dude should be in sitcoms. The voice, the emotion he's just perfect. Like humanitarianly, culturally this is Art.
He is probably too old he would aged over 11 years this is from 2011 he already looked middle age 50's
He could play the new Carl Winslow
He sounds like an angrier Patrice O'neal
This video always randomly pops up in my head and makes me giggle in the middle of the night 😂
Same😂
He called he said “ THIS IS GOING VIRAL THIS IS GOING ON RUclips “ and 8 years later here we are 🤣
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Lol 😝
This video lives in my head rent free bruh 😭🤣🤣🤣💀
Lol
Pmsl class
"You ain't even a cop. You ain't even a toy cop". Bruh 😂
I was just saying that😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
That knuckle head LOL wow
The guy loves drama
And the girl video’n “he just landed on my foot” POLICE 👮♀️ POLICE 🚔
It's BeeRay LMAOOOOO
Lol 😂 💀
The way he yells “PO-LICE HEEELLLPP!” I can’t stop laughing 😂
If I worked 16 hours and someone did that to me I would have knocked him out.
He sound like he can sing
Desiree Nicole I laughed out loud at you're comment.😂😂😂😂
He sound like gnarls Barkley lmfao
Desiree Nicole y'all got me LMBO😂😂😂😂
Please dm me 🙈 ma'am
Yeah, like Charlie Wilson.
The guy pushed the bum lightly and he went flying like a piece of paper outside 😭
mya bailey it can happen to you too if you don’t hold your balance it can happen with anyone else but if you stay ready for it, it won’t work
A 40 pound crack head Frame goes pretty far. 3 yards was the farthest i achieved. Looking to brake my record here real soon.
Valerie Hoyle lmao
@@vh4690 brake. I think you just broke the worst spelling record.
Wraith were are the grammar police when i need them.
10 years later this shit STILL funny😂😂😂😂
Funny how the POLICE never came to HELP!
"you ain't even a cop ... You ain't even a TOY cop" 😭😭😭
😂😂😩
Lol
He’s on that Mickey Mouse shit
Damn!
Had me crying
"Now you're assaulting him"
That dude just finished a 16 hour shift, I would have done way worse if some random bum walked up to me and accused me of stealing 🙄
Id still let them see if there was that imaginary ID they wanted to see and then be on my merry way
I know right who the f*ck even agree with assualt
Enrique Barnica bold to assume they’d let you go 🤣
Enrique Barnica that would worsen the case, if he saw what was in it and if the police had actually arrived, he could’ve told the police what was in. It could be the truth or a scam.
What if it was not a random bum, but rather a well known prominent bum?
They way he screaming Help Police! Had me rolling 😂😂😂
If This Happened Today Then The Police Is Nowhere On Sight On The Platforms, They’re At The Turnstiles Focusing On Fare Evasions & Being On Their Phones.
‘You ain’t even a toy cop!’ I’m 💀
The way he said “POLICE, HELP” took me out 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Ysssss shit was hilarious
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“HELPPPP HELPPPP” 😂😂😂😂😂
I swear to God I'm in tears after that "POLICE HELLLPPPP!"🤣
He was only using 5% of his power when he pushed him 😂😂
1%
Damn bigbodyass
@@chalkbunt81 lol how are you homeless but you got a phone
@@teams6427 I'm homeless, not brainless. Correlation ratio phone to home=0.
@@chalkbunt81 no your homeless you don’t got shit
His ass sound like Judge Mathis and EDP445😂
That’s what my thought was lol
12 years later he still hasn't opened the bag
I COULDN'T BREATHE WHEN HE STARTED YELLING "POLICE HELP POLICE HEEEEEEELP"
iamDelilah. Sameee lol I’m still laughing 😂
I’m laughing at work loud as hell that was a Stranger Danger scream right there !!!
Same
I'M WEAKKK
This guy could be a great comic and actor.
I sure hope the bag he was missing WASN'T the one over his shoulder..
I was thinking that whole time
Right..he look like a junky
Hollering 😂😂😭💀
Bro I’m done that makes this shit that makes funnier 😭😭
😂😅🤣👍
Dude in the glasses is funny asf 😂
Carl Winslow just got off duty..
When the homeless guy was pushed he snapped into lawyer mode.
Charles Gerety frs
@@ItzMariano77 He took everyone by surprise by spitting out this legal action. He knows his shit
He must have found a law book somewhere at his local homeless shelter and studied tremendously
Charles Gerety 😂😂 he need the money leave my man alone
@Aleksandar Samardzic He does look kinda together now that you point that out.
“I should at knocked him out....but I wanna go home” when you choose the comforts of your home over knocking a man out you have reached a new level of maturity
This part played right as I was reading it😂😭
Y’all don’t live in NYC, I take it.
John Ochiltree Na I’m from Indy
Nicholas Thompson look at it from this guy’s perspective, he’s probably facing a two hour commute, probably worked 8-9 hours, and has to deal with the homeless fool causing trouble and holding up the train, which holds up the train for the people at that station and the one behind it. So I’m surprised he was the only one threatening to knock that guy out. When you live in the city people have a short fuse and don’t tolerate this nonsense. We’re all trying to get home.
John Ochiltree I can dig that
"Do you NEED MY GLASSES to see....I shoulda knocked him out!!!!"😂😂
"you ain't even a toy cop" LMAO
how is that not a GIF
😂😂😂
Know what I think? These 2 just pulled a performance to distract everyone, while the real robbery is happening inside the train
*law and order theme song intensifies*
starqWs this comment is underrated
Funny when that happened, a rare jewel was declared stolen and guess what line the personel were taking to go to the museum? Ill wait.
@@fedism realy???
Insert * MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME SONG
“This going viral this going on youtube” 😭😭 10 years later we still all lookin at ts 😂😂
I watched this again after promising myself years ago that I wouldn't.... Smdh. Still don't know what happened either
Lol fr
I literally just looked it to fine the context
@NESHCO ok
Manifestation babes
The phrases the pastor is saying make it infinitely funnier 😭
“THIS NUCKLEHEd was ALREDY ON DA PLATFOAM!!!” 😭
Your missspelling of words🙄
“I bet that’s my bag. Y’all wanna bet that’s my bag?! I guarantee you it’s my bag!” Lmao 🤣☠️
What i wanna know is... was it!?!?
1:11 You asked me I asked you was there a bible in your bag....you said “Utha atha utha utha otha “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😭😭😭😭
joidice slack lol
I'm dead asffffff hellllll naw ☠☠☠☠ this will forever be funny
Sounds like sean paul on the baby boy track "utha utha unna ya"
💀
this part always gets me
The woman in the back is annoying talking about assault. Girl bye, nobody said anything when the man was harassing him now everybody wanna make their mouth loud, the man tryna get home
There's going to be a "well she was right" comment you watch
well she was right
😂😂
Exactly
Plum Bob no that’s assault putting your hands on someone in any way is assault
"POLICE POLICE HELP POLICE" GOT ME ON THE FLOOR 💀💀
"Will you get out the way....😑 Get Out the way!" 0:24 😂
I bet this man is a preacher... I know he is.
great Christian
"WHEN THERE IS NOOOOOO POLICE, THEN CAAAAAAAAALL UPON UR LORD, CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL 'OH FATHER GOD!!!'!!" 💀💀
A preacher wouldn't steal a homeless man's bag
0:40 DO YOU NEED MY GLASSES TO SEE, the blessings Christ has provided for you
Surge yea he would’ve tried tappin him 😝
He yelling “police help! police help” , and they still didn't come. NYPD aint shit! Good thing it wasn't something serious going on.
Ohai Ädeola yeah like 5 hours later 😂
@@ByAnyMeans000 rt
There’s like 700k cops just in NYC alone... u mean to tell me there wasn’t one there
Wasted Bear I can tell you there wasn’t one there but the video shows that there wasn’t one sooo........
The police arent magical guardian angels that just appear everytime something bad happens lmao
Nah, when he said "sir don't do this to me, let us go." I fell out my chair 😂😂😂😂
How can 1 junkie just delay the train and endanger the lives of hundreds of people?
How's he endangering people's lives?
That's the 5 Boroughs in a nutshell. Trains get delayed for EVERY reason.
**legit screaming at him**
“Ok, I’m talking nicely”
Caramel Autumn that’s a different situation
Or thing
Caramel Autumn he lowered his voice
Imagine when he isn't talking nice
The more he yelled and made a scene, the more I felt like he really did steal the bag
Props to whoever recorded this. They held the phone steady enough
Yeah but they didn't record it horizontally
@white lives matter the police don't wanna deal with this💀
@@Eastsidegeorgiaboy it wouldn't load right on here
They should have followed them until the matter was resolved.
@@bingchilling9768 I don't think any of what the fat dude did was necessary. At all.
He look like carl from Family Matter 🤣
POLICE!!!! HEEELP!!!! POLICE!!!!! HEEELP!!!! This is fucking gold ngl!!!!😂😂😂
"I asked you, 'Is there a Bible in your bag?'. You said 'Ehtuhetuhetuhetuh'"
🤣😆😂😆😅
He really said that to him too
😂😂😂😂😂 crying
THAT PART!!!!!🤦🏽♀️🙃🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
What time ?
1:33
Guy - "What is your name?"
Other guy - *Loading*
Kat Kk 💀💀
Hugh Mungus
Other guy: *_sweating_* _Can't get caught_
Also the other guy : *Failed to load name*
😭😭😭
Yo, what is the identity of this man? I must know, because this man is a national treasure lmao!
“This knucklehead”
“He almost caught an uppercut and he would’ve been knocked the hell out! I SHOULDA KNOCKED HIM OUT!”
“You ain’t even a cop, you ain’t even a toy cop”
“POLICE!!! HELP!!!”
“Do you need my glasses??”
“WHERE IS THE COPS WHEN YOU NEED ONE?!”
Legend has it, the police never came to help.
“You ain’t even a toy cop”
Dont give the guy above me attention, he is so lonley he uses hate to fuel his ego in his poor life
Bro ur everywhere
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@DillaVanilla 😂
@@anonymousv165 he god
LMFAOOOO I DIED WHEN HE SAID "POLICE HELP"
sabikunm how was that funny?
@@aaron-reed8496 cuz it was
Aaron 21 that shit was funny 😂
Same lmao
@@aaron-reed8496 its hilarious
This is literally like a movie. Dudes screamin like a character
The way he screamed police help 😂😂😂
Never heard a black man scream police 🤷🏽♂️
pow lis
skyboundpilot Of course you’ll still need the police when you need the police but the system is beyond flawed so that isn’t contradictory
@skyboundpilot You act as if all black people are like that and it's not just black people who do that I heard people who aren't black say it
skyboundpilot nobody asked you
skyboundpilot I’ve never said fuck the police I’m black lol so who’s they🤷🏾♂️
2:00 first time I ever heard a black man scream for the police.
Lol!!
LOL to funny
Take his money drugs or ahh bag.
Bwaaahhhaaha rolf me neither.....is it crazy I find that suspect?
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
11 years later this video on this day never gets old.
“Look, I’m talking to you nicely.” and then you do cute giggle 😂 Historical document here. Bless you!
The fact that this is 9 years old, proves how the internet works in mysterious ways.
💯
I couldn't believe this was nearly a decade old
The number of years don't mean anything
12 years ago and I'm finding this gem of the internet.
I think it’s funny that as mad as he is, he doesn’t curse throughout the entire thing. And the harshest thing that he calls him is a knucklehead
I mean he said he should've knocked him the hell out tho
Wowwwww
Worked 16 hours and coulda DEFINITELY DUSTED HIM OFF. AND DIDN'T EVEN CURSE. GOD FEARING MAN.
So what he didn't curse big deal cursing is a sign of big intelligence according to science
@@Baebboi
No it’s not, you’re an idiot if you believe that.
Wish somebody interview that guy this never gets old i always come to refresh always put a smile on me 😂 ms. Valeria smith you need to find this dude
i can’t stop watching this 10x a day
I'm like 90% this dude either works for the city or the state. He's got a whole other kind of fed up attitude going on.
Right!??
Or its boxing dax at Walmart
Deadass. He said he works 16 hours
lmao
The way he says “Where is the COPS when yaa NEED One”
Lmao dude is deadass a GTA character I swear
fr 😂
Damn cj all you hade to do was follow the fucking train
Ahahaha 😂
@@yahiko_duh1773 lol
why is his bum dead though?
That man probably works harder than most of us and y’all call him a bum.
The clarity and quality of this 10 year old video is amazing.
"This is going viral man this will be on RUclips"
He wasnt wrong 🗿
When did he say that please
@ItsKa7ana I watched the whole video but I didn’t heard that.
@@lamargames3940 0:24
@@helennieto6775 thank you so much!
Imagine working 16hrs and having to deal with this 😳
😳
@Baldhina Asnake 😳😲😳
Right, I feel so bad for this guy.
I'd just ride my bike or walk home.
Absolutely. He doesn't need or want that.
The skinny guy has already have a bag on his shoulder and he wanted other guy bag when he already has one 😂
The bum always has the leverage in that situation because he's got nowhere to be and little to lose. The other dude lost as soon as he engaged in that crap. Notice how even keel the bum remained throughout. He knew he had him in the bag -no pun intended.
“You ain’t even a toy cop” HAD ME DEAD 💀😭😂😂
Facts 😂
same 😂
f
Put the time stamp lol
@@donnellesimmons898 1:47
2:00
They goin replace police sirens & insert his voice as the offical sirens.
😂
Bro you made me crack up so hard
🤣🤣🤣
Sim ? POLICE!!!!!!!
HA HA HA! I don't remember when was the last time I laughed so much.
Modern day version of The Honeymooners 2024. Pilot. "When Ralph first ran into Norton."😂
“I should’ve knocked him out but I wanna go home”😂😂big facts
He didn't wanna go home cause he would have opened that bag up for everyone to see if he had nothing to hide after working a 16hr day. 😂😂 Lying thief. I'm with the bum on this. 🤣🤣
i doubt he was lying. He open the bag twice for him and he kept giving him different pockets to open. After the second time of proving you wrong and you still claiming thats your bag clearly that person wont shut the hell up even if you opened it up for the third time. Seems like the bag was on his shoulder the entire time
Keva for one you must not come across pan handlers often, this bum is stuttering while trying to falsely validate his story, the guy opened it twice for him and the bum didn't even know the brand of the bag, so therefore the bum was full of shit, but me being me, I would of beat the shit out of him and got to go home.
keva kinsler this is a scam homeless crackheads do all the time
Jessica Rabbit you must not have any respect for yourself if u would open your private bag for every “accusation” some asshole is making
when he said "utha utha utha utha"
i felt that.. 😔
Lol!!!!! Me too. Lol.
POLICE.... HELLLLPPPPPPP POLICE!!!!!!! 👮♀️👮 🚨
Deep words that will never be forgotten...
Thank you so much for filming this gem 😅
An instigating naive woman was the first to say, now assaulted him. 😂
human interactions are so fascinating...
Indeed. I've been studying humans in their natural habitats.
Especially in NYC...
No one:
God from heaven:
Only in NYC
This aged well
these guys need to be in a sitcom together
Please let see you bag? No
Let me see you bag? No
I need to see your bag. No
Let me see your? No
Your right this show would be hilarious
@@asteelopaparazzi1300 Still 10 times better than the Big Bang Theory.
@@jamescollins6085 I agree lol
That would be funny.lol
Best idea ever
Why don't the accusing guy say what he thinks is in the bag FIRST and then have the POLICE open up the bag
Life is stressful enuff then having to deal with this!🤨
That guy could've had a career as a comedian, such a wasted talent
Why is it "wasted talent" when people aren't interested in entertaining the masses?
@@darkmatter7668 It's a wasted talent cuz his talent was wasted
@@b__c7538 People aren't here for your amusement 😐.
Dark Matter yeah Ig but it would be cool he’s got Charisma
@@JoseLopez-gk1yf how does he have charisma? Lol wtf
The dude in the subway represents NYC pretty well.
“I wanna go home.”
“WHERE ARE THE POLICE?”
“YOU AIN’T A COP. YOU AIN’T EVEN A TOY COP!”
“CLOSE THE DOORS.”
Edit: Most NYC people wouldn’t actually call for the police. But desperate times
"I wanna go home" is the strongest NYC sentiment while on the train.
Turn this into a movie where two buddies fight in a subway and become friends.
agizzy23 lived in this city all my thirteen years
This s*#t happens everyday
Really represents nyc🤣
Frankie Khan YEEEP
u forgot HELP POLICE
“Look I’m talking to you nicely”
Me: u were screaming a couple seconds ago *coughs*😂
I love it when people start yelling and start articulating every word
The guy got confused and forgot he’s holding his “stolen” bag.
😂😂😂
He stole the bag and gave it back to him without he even knew a true master of deception
Because he's clearly carrying a bag
Whole New York subway system is a giant insane asylum.
🤣🤣🤣
*whole New York State
I can confirm smh
I just came back from NYC and I can also confirm this. Y’all are in a whole nother dimension 😭
I say this every morning. Everyday some shit man lmao
this video just brightened up my day years later lmfaoo i'm in tears right now !! 😂😂😂😂😂😂🗽🗽
10 years later and I still puss myself laughing when he says "Police hellllllp"😭🤣
New Yorkers Feel This Pain In Their Soul. Can't tell you how many people I've wanted to suplex in the damn train station
Hahaha....you said "suplex". I bet you say DDT too huh?. Old school WWF.😆
Take’m all to the gulag
Wait aaa minute!!!
RUclips recommendations got you too, huh? Lol
There’s people like that bum around the train stations of NYC all of the time. He’s basically trying to scam the man out of his items and this happens all of the time.
There’s so many gems in this video.
1. Do you need my glasses to see what’s in my bag?!
2. I asked you was there a Bible in your bag and you said Otta Otta Otha Otta.
3.police! Police! Help! Help!
4. The push.
I’m in tears 😭
LMFAO I AGREE😭
HAAAAAAAA😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
The otta otta took me tf out
@@suavecashmere7160 SAME😭🤚
🤣😩
Carl Winslow and E-40 had a baby😂😂😂😂
2023 we still here 💀
2:01 How They Called Cops in the 1700s
So funny
It’s 1751
😅🤣😅
Really underrated joke 😂😂😂
Constable*