Malenia DOMINATES Everyone?!
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
- Malenia, the Blade of Miquella, continues to be a pain in the backside for Elden Ring players to this day, but just how dominant is she?! Melina and Ranni the Witch discover just how powerful she really is!
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#eldenring #comedy #ai #humor #funny #artificialintelligence #ranni #melina #malenia #skit
I sure do hate it when Malenia sucks away my health
Wait…
Pause
It's less health the just had
Bro you accidentally typed hate instead of love
i do wish they released more stats than just the top 5. i wanna know how many tarnished the Godskin Duo killed
Hear me out...
“Sucking off their health” is INSANE
*in the distance*
But not inaccurate!
It should have been me
I mean she does steal health when she hits us 😂😂
Yeah is true in a way, but also if it was the other way too, it would be doble true :v
Maliketh does a better health sucking than Malenia, just saying
"Game journalists fear me"
Malenia, love, they can't even get to your location
My thought 🤣😅
i killed malenia 85 try but i died 113 times in the way from ordina to her
*Let Me Solo Her* walks in:
“What are we talking about?”
No hitting her is surprisingly easy. I've made it my task to do it with every weapon I have.
"Yare, Yare..." 🏺⚔️
@@TheStraightestWhitestye my bro defeated her in less than 10 try’s
@@Fn-guy Wow you guys really are everywhere aren’t you
@@Fn-guy Was a second try for me on my first playthrough. Her difficulty is purely waterfowl and the clone attack. Nothing else she's got is dangerous.
"Sucking off they health" DAMNNN DAWG 🔥🔥🔥
gawk must be insane
@@peterk.2108 indeed and i love to felt that
Malenia's penetrating will be nothing compared to Messmer’s.
he is called the impaler
Oh nahh we finna have mfs sayin daddy mesmer🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gonn treat myself to all 18 inches of Messmer
Wonder what he’ll sound like once he makes his way here
All 18 inches of Messmer.
Queen Marika = Mommy
Malenia = Mommy
Queen Marika=🤢
no, Marika threw best boy in a sewer, unforgivable
@@thejuiceking2219 she also threw mohg
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus fair, but still
Bro 💀
We never git gud we git more patience to be dominated
Cant wait to fight Messmer the impegger.
NAAA
You think thats bad? Just wait until you get all 19 inches of Messmer
Messmer was easy
@@timezthecollector6559 took me about 3 tries, how many did it take for you?
@@the_wisest_tree 2 tries
Took it like a champ, put him to sleep first
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Two shorts in one week just spoiling us
Who ever is making/made this character models has my respect, it’s hard to make that stuff with one hand
I will admit, whenever she uses the grab i don't even bother dodging. Its just... "Take me please".
You see, she is actually Righteous in doing so because those Foul Tarnished interrupt her sleep. And she is VERY grumpy when she wakes up.
I am going to Malenia... not to fight... just... GOTTA GO
When Melina bites her lips im in shambles 🫦
How are more people dying to tree sentinel than radagon😭
Cus some people dieing to tree sentinel don't make it that far into the game before they drop it
Weak players. Just save it for later
Скачал новичок игру, только проходит обучение и там сразу босс и пробуют его убить, не получилось, идут дальше или пытаются дальше убить
@@nicholastaylor5354 wouldnt they be gigachads for fighting it right from the jump?
Nah I'd win
“Nah I’d rot.”
Nah, i'd burn
Nah, I’d win (took me 3 days)
Margit and the first Tree Sentinel having almost as many is hilarious
The tree sentinel 🗿
best sucker so far
Can’t spell success without succ
@@Epsonea_482 hard to talk when you suc on her blade anyways....
The transition in this one was very good
I actually first tried melania and it is my proudest moment in elden ring
I just found your shorts earlier today when i was looking for SotE info and i couldnt love em more
Dommy Mommy Malenia
Messmer: " are you sure about that
Double Entendres? Subtly? Not it this house.
The fact limgraves tree sentinel is there and so is margit is actually wild😂
WE CATCHIN' SCARLET ROT WIT THAT LAST LINE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥☠️💯
Radahn, Consort of Miquella: hold my beer
Soo many innuendos😂
We being subtle with this one
Malenia is the only boss I can’t ever be mad at. Half of the reason is because her boss fight is fun af and the other half is… well…
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Her waterfowl bs completely ruins the fight when she starts using it. It's a shame cos she could've been one of the best boss fights in the game if they tweaked the stupid move a bit.
@@anonisnoone6125 removing water fowl dance is about the worst thing you can do to “fix” Malenias fight. If you take all moves she does in the first and second phase, how much easier does she become? The both of us don’t need to answer that. Without waterfowl dance, the hardest part about Malenia would be trying to figure out when to parry her because her attacks are telegraphed to the extreme.
Skill issue
@@anonisnoone6125 It really isn't that hard to dodge, honestly.
That amount killed is actually hilarious. You have Melania, Radagon and Radahn and then the tree sentinel from the start of the game 😂
"In the embrace of Messmer's flame" is the new "I am Malenia, blade of miquella"
The funniest thing is the limgrave tree sentinal having so many kills.bro is not a shard bearer nor a remembrance boss yet is 3rd
Tree sentinal....
Limgrave sentinel being the 3rd hardest boss is a wonderful piece of info.
Don't forget she also strips her armor off for the Tarnished too-
The fact the limegrave tree sentinel is #3 in most player deaths is wild to me.
i love how in-universe Malenia's health gain is just her landing a hit and being like 'i got this!' so hard it heals her
Chasethebro in pvp: hold my beer
Promised consort radahn: “Hold my beer”
I get the sense that a certain dlc boss is going to catch up reaal quick.
Let me solo her laughing at this situation 😂
ONGBAL laughing his butt off in the background
I love how the Tree Sentinel is top 3 because we all will NOT move until his ass is GONE
Malenia: I’m dominating everyone after 2 years
Messmer: Are you sure about that?
“Hehe… strength build go bonk.”
Limgrave tree sentinel officially stronger than radahn confirmed lol
The funny part is that she is not even lying XD
Then theres that "let me troll her" guy
Malenia when Letmesoloher walks in
Radahn Laughs a Month later.
The fact Margit is 2nd and the limgrave tree sentinel is 3th
I literally just figured out how weapon scaling works and had started the game all.over again because I got Larva tear happy and used them all😭
Bruh tree sentinel no 3 🤣
2nd and 3rd are Marget and the limgrave sentinel!? 😂😂😂😂😂
She only killed me once
Malenia vs LetMeSoloHer, equates to Mommy and daddy are fighting again
This shit had me laughing like the joker
HEY! I was just not playing at my best those 329 million times
It’s really funny to me that limgrave sentinel takes number 3. People are quite persistent
Im surprised that the tree sentinel is only third place
A wise(?) man once said,
"If you can't beat her, You're a simp."
Lmao😂 my like was 5k exactly. You earned it
Yap we cooked for her gaining health back😅
Love the Malenia fight. It would be perfect if you could predict when she will pop Waterfowl Dance. If she pops it on top of you, its a coin toss if you survive.
Better be prepared for Mesmer 3 to 4 phase boss fight.
Except that one guy who wears a pothead
Yep, she sucks up all of the Tarnished’s Vigor.
Margott only got that by praying off the weak, -10000 aura
Even though she beat my ass more than any other boss, she’s still my favorite, hands down best fight.
With this sacred treasure, i summon, The Divine Elden Lord, God Slayer, Conqueror of the Scarlet Rot, Klien Tsuboi, LMST.
I only died once to you Malenia ! Once!
Thanks to Radahn’s sword
and mimic haha
This asmr goes hard
Im more surprised by the fact that THAT many people died to margit.
Are Malenia because your a hard boss? Are you a hard boss because your Malenia?
That would only work if she was hard
That's a sick individual 😅 right there
Mommy and sucking of their health both this name and this comment had me dying😂😂😂
The fact that Margit hold the 2nd place...
deflecting hard tear joins the chat:
Me: Try number 25. *Respecs and pulls out Rivers of blood, summons mimic and catches her in a corner* that was... Easy.
She killed me in 1st run at grace lvl 254 with my mimic tear hundreds of times!
I may represent 1 million of that
Malenia: I'm dominating everyone!
Me, prepping my Bolt of Gransax, which can break her hyper armor and stunlock her: How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old lady?!
Souls games made me realize my masochistic tendencies in game. 😂
Sentinel tree I can see why e is up there 😅 he is at the beginning
Only 3 of those deaths are mine, I adapted to fight styles relatively fast, and hers was really simply to learn as in she became easy for me
No the fucking waterfowl dance is her secret(not Actually mad)😊
Melania got no chill 😮
Jokes on you Malenia i beaten you on my 6th attempt in my first new game and 4 in new game plus you don't scare me
God I was stuck with her for a week.. like a a constant whole week. I even got nightmares of *I am Malenia, Blade of mequlla*… I
She can’t dominate me if I don’t fight her. Ha
Only killed me 5 times
Honestly no clue how I did it tbh
Ah yes sexual references every 2 seconds. Thats peak content
Indeed indeed. Glad we can agree
I always keep my distance against redheads
To me the fact that radahn, margit and the f-ing tree sentinel from Limgrave are in the top 5 is crazy.
We can only hope mesmser can break this record.
*a man wearing nothing but a Jar steps up*
😴😴😴
Let me solo her has entered the chat