i always thought it was "whats the difference between a lorry (truck) load of babies and a lorry load of sugar?" you cant unload sugar with a pitch fork! "sorry , but jokes were so much better when the world wasnt so PC."
Dude. Your vids are the best thing ever. I suffer from depression and your vids make me die laughing. For a few minutes the depression doesn't exist. Thank you. Seriously.
That was actually a relatively professional session for the most part minus the pending childbirth, an aircraft cutting off others on approach, and a space shuttle.
3:00 “Roger that, wake will the equivalent of a small child blowing wind in your direction.” DEADDDDDD 😂😂😂 I’ve rewatched this video way too many times
Almost a million subs, I’ve been here since before 100K. I believe you can do it, because these videos are absolutely hilarious! Good job, GroundPound69
I'm still waiting for more banana fueled flight videos. The channel seems to be rather light on them. Did the FAA crack down on pilots eating bananas while flying?
Aside from the simple hilarity of your videos the thing that really butters my pan is the realism some people have on FS. It sounds so nice to hear even the youngest of fellas using proper terms and communication. It’s beautiful :)
Sweet tea is a popular style of iced tea commonly consumed in the United States,[1][2] but especially common in the Southern United States. Sweet tea is most commonly made by adding sugar or simple syrup to black tea either while the tea is brewing or still hot, although artificial sweeteners are also frequently used. Sweet tea is almost always served ice cold. It may sometimes be flavored, most commonly with lemon[1] but also with peach, raspberry, or mint.[3] The drink is sometimes tempered with baking soda to reduce its acidity.[3] Sweet tea is regarded as an important regional staple item in the cuisine of the Southern United States.[4] The availability of sweet tea in restaurants and other establishments is popularly used as an indicator to gauge whether or not an area can be considered part of the South.[5][6][7] Although sweet tea may be brewed with a lower sugar and calorie content than most fruit juices and sodas, it is not unusual to find sweet tea with a sugar level as high as 22 brix (percent weight sucrose in water) -- twice that of Coca-Cola.[1][8][9][10][11] History Edit Sweet tea began as an item of luxury due to the expensive nature of tea, ice, and sugar.[1][2] Ice was possibly the most valued of the ingredients since it had to be shipped from afar at a time when access to cool drinking water was already a relative luxury.[2] In modern times, it can be made in large quantities quickly and inexpensively.[2] The oldest known recipe for sweet iced tea was published in 1879 in a community cookbook called Housekeeping in Old Virginia by Marion Cabell Tyree, who was born in Virginia.[1] The recipe called for green tea, since most sweet tea consumed during this period was green tea.[1][2] However, during World War II, the major sources of green tea were cut off from the United States (due to the Japanese invasion and occupation of green tea producing regions), leaving them with tea almost exclusively from British-controlled India which produced black tea. Americans came out of the war drinking predominantly black tea.[12] Sweet tea was once consumed as a punch mixed with hard liquor with flavorings of mint and cream,[2] with mint julep being a close version of the punch drink with its similar ingredients.[8] In 2003, supposedly as an April Fool's joke, the Georgia House introduced a bill making it a "...misdemeanor of a high and aggravated nature" to sell iced tea in a restaurant that did not also offer sweet iced tea on the menu.[8][13] The bill never went to a vote.[13]
Always been an avid car guy with next to no knowledge about aircraft but I stumbled across this channel some months ago and it pretty much single-handedly sparked a genuine love for/interest in flight. Been going out of my way to learn as much as I can about planes n shit since then. Thanks for the content m8.
Love this channel.. only bad part is watching it at 3am.. while everyone is asleep.. I woke up my wife from the laughter.. great stuff ! I always look forward to your videos !
Can’t wait to see the crazy stuff that’ll be happening on this channel in the upcoming Microsoft Flight Simulator. You truly bring us some funny videos.
I enjoyed realism as possible, instead of the San Diego gone to shit videos. Two thumbs to all involved in that video. Really liked the warning about P4 in the end.
It's dumb but the fact that someone flew ahead of the new guy to give others the heads up that "hey, this person is really new, please be patient with them" is really endearing to me. Just one of those rare, actually-wholesome moments for the community
Space shuttle doing a go around
*Realism 100*
i was like.... wtf? how? aaaa... steam :D
That's just an substitute for another plane ;)
It can RTLS though
squeeze those fuel tanks
The first time I saw it, I was like really? it don't even have engines oh wait! This is FSX Steam Edition XD
I'm not a pilot, nor have I ever played a proper flight simulator, so...
WHY ON EARTH ARE THESE VIDOES SO DAMN ADDICTIVE???
They're hilarious
It's like a ATC themed comedy i love it
I’m actually learning tbh
Honestly same. So good.
It is weirdly fascinating, seeing it done properly. It's a world that most of us will never see.
You know it's bad when the OTHER AIR TOWER knows the callsign upon hearing childbirth... Jesus
I lost it when that happened. xD
You meant Air Traffic Control tower?
@hunterhayate56 It's more the fact that the same Eastern 1701 (now 701) did the same thing multiple times
8:58 LOL!
No idea what that means but I laughed anyways!
I’m amazed at how professional that kid in the MD11 was.
thats a rare one!
Ice-Cream-Yes-Please-4-2-0
@@demdemz8245 5PS was also surprisingly professional. I love seeing that.
Indeed. That kid was a PRO!!
He’s going places
PREGNANT LADY ABOUT TO POP LMAOOO
welcome to Steam Edition
surprised he wasn't in a hot air balloon going 400 knots
"Roger that" Well, I think that happened some months ago..
blog it
Boldly popping where no woman has popped before.
@@reformCopyright LMAO
"We already contacted you 20 minutes ago and you did nothing about it."
"Oh I'm sorry, I WAS DELIVERING A BABY!" hahaha
and yet...did he actually contact tower? or am i imagining things?
@@bazinga2.0 he did
Space shuttle casually taxiing with its top open and a floating tank
Steam Edition Confirmed
TrollFireCZ lmaooo
Technically, that's an actual space station module:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destiny_(ISS_module)
@@JarrodBaniqued yes, I know, but would it be normal to taxi with it open? And with the module flying in the air :D
Everyone: maintain the realism
Space Shuttle: Not today
@@azmialin Realism is overrated.
regardless of what was actually happening this might be the most professional flight simulator communication in any of his videos
That Australian dude is my new favorite guy in steam edition.
Pregnant woman about to POP. LOL😂
I swear to God I work with that bloke
@@andersonfor2012 Does he post on youtube?
Stephen do you ?
Sounds like DJ's aviation
sounds like Miller from ARMA 3
"BABY IS BORN"
"Are you the father?"
"jesus christ"
the "my name jeff" voice that asked made it funny
That's not funny
I had a medical emergency when I seen that you had uploaded.
Maxwell So you have one pretty common
Uhtvuugvty vyijgygb
Did you snap it off?
Saw*
@@colins5142 *saw
"I like jokes."
"Whats the difference between 3 dead babies and a Ferrari?"
"I regret this immediately. "
LMFAO 🤣🤣
@DELTA 27 savage
Do you know if 3 dead babies can make electricity?
ALPHA 276 no otherwise I would have lights on in my garage since a long time
I pisst myself laughing!!
i always thought it was "whats the difference between a lorry (truck) load of babies and a lorry load of sugar?"
you cant unload sugar with a pitch fork!
"sorry , but jokes were so much better when the world wasnt so PC."
This is one of the most realistic sessions yet, GroundPound69. Good work. Edit* Thanks for all the likes. I have never gotten this many
thanks boss
Yeah I was gonna say why is there so much realism here? I thought this was Steam edition!
Love the realism on this video! Finally good to see most of the pilots know what the hell they are doing.
Cheeki Breeki I V Damke..
Jeez get me in a steam edition session like that please
“What’s the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?”
Airforceproud: “I regret this immediately”
Gets me every time 🤣
Dude. Your vids are the best thing ever. I suffer from depression and your vids make me die laughing. For a few minutes the depression doesn't exist. Thank you. Seriously.
Lindsey Gardner stay strong man, hope all gets better
Agreed! Stay strong!
@@95bolt thanks much.
@@kekke2000 you too. And, thank you.
Hope this makes it into the next Airforceproud95 Reads RUclips Comments video, this is wholesome
“Well as Ryanair landings go it’s not that bad I should know- I’ve suffered through enough of them” says bitter real life Ryanair pilot
Aaand we have a trademark on "SkyChild". This is one of the greatest RUclips channels ever.
Hahaha
Cannot wait to see hot air balloons buzzing your tower at 300knots in 4K on MSFS 2020! 😅
These hot air balloons better step up their game in 2020! We need super sonic hot air balloons!
Jeff B
Yes! Haha
14 mins ago and 3k views most loyal fan base I loved seeing all the groundpound comments on the new Microsoft flight sim video
ladypound*
Need to collaborate with reviewbrah
No one beats CallMeCarson's fanbase
That was actually a relatively professional session for the most part minus the pending childbirth, an aircraft cutting off others on approach, and a space shuttle.
"Caution wake from departing...Cessna..."
hahaha
Hey, it's entirely possible the pilot of the Cessna farted upon takeoff. That could cause the wake turbulence reported.
Jack Linde well played m8
I was eating and I wasnt expecting that warning. I fucking choked hahahahah
@@jackielinde7568 Well played, good sir. Well played.
😂😂😂😂😂
3:00 “Roger that, wake will the equivalent of a small child blowing wind in your direction.”
DEADDDDDD 😂😂😂
I’ve rewatched this video way too many times
Anja Wood so damn funny lol
6:09 “L-A-A we are 8nm out and we are turning for RWY-27 we contacted you like 20 minutes ago”
“Oh i’m sorry I was delivering a baby!”
lmaooo
One of your best videos lately. Like the bantz with semi-realism with limited squeakers.
Almost a million subs, I’ve been here since before 100K. I believe you can do it, because these videos are absolutely hilarious! Good job, GroundPound69
I'm still waiting for more banana fueled flight videos. The channel seems to be rather light on them. Did the FAA crack down on pilots eating bananas while flying?
Whoa already over 900k subs...Jesus, Time flies. I've signed up at 400k.
that ryanair landing joke at 7:52 caught me off guard, got a good chuckle out of that one
get hype for new Flight Simulator full of Entirely Professional Individuals
y e s
question mark????
izaya profile picture huh? I see you're a fellow man of culture
“Caution wake from CESSNA”
That sounds familiar.
Kennedy Steve: Caution Propwash
6:18 the guy who said he did not do nothing about it means he did something about it lmao
Ah the fresh smell of realism and a baby popping out.
Have a great Day Everyone
it was all going well until the 3 dead baby joke.....then we got quickly reminded that this is Steam Edition, lol
Aside from the simple hilarity of your videos the thing that really butters my pan is the realism some people have on FS. It sounds so nice to hear even the youngest of fellas using proper terms and communication. It’s beautiful :)
This is possibly the most professional flight sim session I've ever seen
Who else wanted to see him land P4?🙋🏻♂️
Hopefully that's the next video
I honestly want to see it just for the newbie mistake lols
Daniel Hand we can only hope! 😂
Dillon Honore like descending with no flaps and gear up?😂
@@jeff2121 that and find a way to dead stick it no reverser, no brakes and completely overshoot
Sweet tea is a popular style of iced tea commonly consumed in the United States,[1][2] but especially common in the Southern United States. Sweet tea is most commonly made by adding sugar or simple syrup to black tea either while the tea is brewing or still hot, although artificial sweeteners are also frequently used. Sweet tea is almost always served ice cold. It may sometimes be flavored, most commonly with lemon[1] but also with peach, raspberry, or mint.[3] The drink is sometimes tempered with baking soda to reduce its acidity.[3]
Sweet tea is regarded as an important regional staple item in the cuisine of the Southern United States.[4] The availability of sweet tea in restaurants and other establishments is popularly used as an indicator to gauge whether or not an area can be considered part of the South.[5][6][7] Although sweet tea may be brewed with a lower sugar and calorie content than most fruit juices and sodas, it is not unusual to find sweet tea with a sugar level as high as 22 brix (percent weight sucrose in water) -- twice that of Coca-Cola.[1][8][9][10][11]
History
Edit
Sweet tea began as an item of luxury due to the expensive nature of tea, ice, and sugar.[1][2] Ice was possibly the most valued of the ingredients since it had to be shipped from afar at a time when access to cool drinking water was already a relative luxury.[2] In modern times, it can be made in large quantities quickly and inexpensively.[2]
The oldest known recipe for sweet iced tea was published in 1879 in a community cookbook called Housekeeping in Old Virginia by Marion Cabell Tyree, who was born in Virginia.[1] The recipe called for green tea, since most sweet tea consumed during this period was green tea.[1][2] However, during World War II, the major sources of green tea were cut off from the United States (due to the Japanese invasion and occupation of green tea producing regions), leaving them with tea almost exclusively from British-controlled India which produced black tea. Americans came out of the war drinking predominantly black tea.[12] Sweet tea was once consumed as a punch mixed with hard liquor with flavorings of mint and cream,[2] with mint julep being a close version of the punch drink with its similar ingredients.[8]
In 2003, supposedly as an April Fool's joke, the Georgia House introduced a bill making it a "...misdemeanor of a high and aggravated nature" to sell iced tea in a restaurant that did not also offer sweet iced tea on the menu.[8][13] The bill never went to a vote.[13]
same
Don’t blog it
The Irish guy you had in this session is a hoot! It'd be great if he could come back on future sessions!
You're welcome 😎 Tbh, it was a fluke we ended up in the same server, and I'm a big GroundStar544 fan, so when I wasn't talking, I was pinching myself
@@TheUglyDuckman Well hello! I'll bet it was fun, you certainly provided a different wit to the videos! The Irish humour always makes me smile :)
Glad you liked. As I remember, there wasn't much more realism, then it descended into a chaotic trolling mess, so I'm hoping there's gonna be Part 3
@@TheUglyDuckman Excellent! :P
I don’t even understand what they’re saying half the time but these videos always make me wheeze.
Most certainly enjoyed it! Really nice episode without screaming for once :) Can't wait for next video!!
Saw this just now. Beautiful buttered landing at 0:25
I subscribed you. Your videos are funny.
Always been an avid car guy with next to no knowledge about aircraft but I stumbled across this channel some months ago and it pretty much single-handedly sparked a genuine love for/interest in flight. Been going out of my way to learn as much as I can about planes n shit since then. Thanks for the content m8.
"Baby is born."
"Are you the father?"
Savage.
8:12 "San Diego Tower this is Los Angeles approach" was the cherry on the cake, i was fully expecting LA Approach to request runway 27 lmao
this is the most serious airforceproud95 video I've seen.
aw man this whole situation had me crying you guys handled it like pros and the comedic value was perfect!
0:14 porta potty floating above space shuttle? Welcome to steam edition
So nobody is going to talk about that the Space Shuttle just did a go around?
Ok
cool an new Airsourcegroundpound69 vid! very kewl.
*a*
@@ObsoleteTechnologies But that an is bugging me man
@@chirag5115 a
No it's airchinapound69
airpoopoo95
I laughed so hard after 1701 landed and the ensuing dialogue that I almost spitted beer all over my desk. You sir got a subscriber!
Still waiting to hear what you think about flight sim 2020
Gonna need to sell a lot more merch to buy the supercomputer needed to play the game at very low settings at 60fps at 1080p.
Yesssss
If there is gonna be a steam edition for that, I think it will be ok
Question is, is flight sim 2020 on minimum settings better then flight sim X on max settings?
@@Timman57 2020 is better but almost the sAmE on low settings
1701: "Baby is born"
"Are you the father?"
ATC: "Jesus Christ"
... I don't why but I burst out laughing so damn hard at that.
My life was boring until 40 minutes ago. Thank you tower
Love this channel.. only bad part is watching it at 3am.. while everyone is asleep.. I woke up my wife from the laughter.. great stuff ! I always look forward to your videos !
Damn it, I would have loved to witness that P4 guy attempt to bread the butter
Stay tuned
Maybe that's next video!
@@Airforceproud95 Oh my.
Can’t wait to see the crazy stuff that’ll be happening on this channel in the upcoming Microsoft Flight Simulator. You truly bring us some funny videos.
2:51 reminds me of Kennedy Steve
Steve: Qantas 12, follow the Cessna. Caution propwash.
Honestly there’s nothing more hilarious than realism and a total pisstake at the same time. This game and people are amazing
I enjoyed realism as possible, instead of the San Diego gone to shit videos. Two thumbs to all involved in that video. Really liked the warning about P4 in the end.
Nobody:
Space Shuttle: emergency vertical take off on water
Question is:
Will Flight Sim 2020 be more or less memeful than FSX Steam-edition?
No because that's expensive.
@@emmanuelgeorge I hope to God they keep slew mode, hot air balloons and trikes, because they always create the best moments.
The hot-air-balloons will be rendered so beautifully.
@@fetzie23 until they go mach 4 at FL290
Fetzie
I want a ray-traced hot-air balloon to buzz Tower at Mach 3 with realistic flight physics and sonic boom.
Because that would ‘just work’.
this was the first sim I have watched that had some professionalism with no trolls
Now I'm really curious about you handling P4... xD
It's dumb but the fact that someone flew ahead of the new guy to give others the heads up that "hey, this person is really new, please be patient with them" is really endearing to me. Just one of those rare, actually-wholesome moments for the community
Watching one of your videos just now and finally you upload
2:46 .. Caution Wake Turbulence from departing Cessna ... :-D :-D
I cant wait to see Airforceproud95 play Flight Simulator 2020
4:27 that’s possibly the first time ever that a Ryanair flight is not delayed 😂😂
KLM112 - Nice way to start with the dutch emergency number as well
😁
SO COOL how they all role play it so well...even the little kid was keeping it serious.
"ya your 30 miles-"
1:22
highly echoed *whh AA A A a a a ....*
"that sky child might be coming before you get on the ground" 😆😆😆😆😆
These videos are getting more and more realistic every video and I can’t tell if I like that or not.
“I regret this immediately.” I’m currently dying
Finally an episode with a little bit of realism. That was really nice
No-one:
Literally no-one:
0:58 Captain Price has arrived
I wish these videos came out more frequently, but I am grateful they come out at all. Funniest stuff on RUclips.
0:36 Seems like Bob Ross is now an airline pilot
Man, some of your videos have a level of reality that is impressive. Congrats.
Wild guess here:
You’re either an actual Pilot, or an Air Traffic controller...
Great job keeping ‘er real my man 👍🏼
This channel is under appreciated.
You deserve more subs
"hey, I went ahead and formd-informph beh beh... I went ahead an in of- ...I TOLD ground...."lmfao so hard
What is all this professionalism??? Love it.
for whatever reason this appeared on my feed.... 4 videos later, i know i can fly now. lol
i love the dutch guy flying a KLM jet... very noticeable dutch accent.. i know, cause im dutch..
"I like jokes."
"What's the difference between 3 dead babies and a Ferrari?"
*I regret this immediately.*
That KLM guy genuinely sounded like a Dutch KLM pilot 😂
Gotta love the realism
I love how you're still playing this game, one of the best channels on youtube for sure
1015 sounds young, but is very professional
Welcome to steam edition
Wait, wasn't he the space shuttle guy?
Who’s the KLM112? I bet he is a real pilot that landing is just text book landing perfection
1:50 she want her baby to basically be "airborn"
As much as I like the chaotic videos I like these chill ones just as well.
4:51 1015's goin around 😂😂. 5:37 1701 we gonna need a clean up crew this baby is all over the place 😂😂.
"I think she made the baby on the mile-high club and she's trying to do a uhhhhh..."
"Mile-high child birth?"
"That Mile-high double whammy, 2 for 2."
I'm shocked.
We have an actual session of realism in this one.
This is gotta be my favourite episode yet.
P4 better be in the next video. If only to mess with him... With kid gloves mind
this is the most professional vid i've seen on this channel, and it is also the most hilarious
"Are you the father?" Lmao im dead
I would have replied: "I will neither confirm nor deny"
This was awesome! Some better RP then normal. Really loved the video keep up the great work!
"I regret this immediately" lmfao
These videos are oddly relaxing