Trump's Guillotine Campaign Email, Hunter Biden Found Guilty: Late Night's News of the Week
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- All the news and jokes you missed from the week of June 10.
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Trump's Guillotine Campaign Email, Hunter Biden Found Guilty: Late Night's News of the Week
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That noem joke is gold.
Seth enjoys himself more than anyone 🥰
😳
I thought this guy was supposed to to funny,,,
He does crack himself up!
So Seth and trump are exactly alike.
@@vyger6336I thought republikkkans were boycotting the mean TV show
I ove how Seth always has that cheeky grin when he comes on. It's like he knows something funny and can't wait to tell you all about it 😂
I love him and that grin is priceless 😅👍
lmao, "you can't teach while drunk" I had a lot of teachers who slipped into their coffee. "It burns when it goes down." from 3rd grade.
Always good stuff in headlines. The one that got me most, though, was 'all forty states.'
“Trump began exhibiting heatstroke 10 years ago.” Priceless. Love your work.
Seth Meyers is beyond hilarious
That's a joke ...right !
@vyger6336 not a joke. Your just a republikkkan coward.
CORRECTION: Les Misérables takes place in part around the July Revolution of 1830. That’s not the revolution famous for using the guillotine. That’s the French Revolution of circa 1789 to 1799.
Thanks, professor. Way to get too serious.
Hmmm, all this time, I thought it was during the French Revolution. I'll have to see it again and find out what else I got wrong.
He doesn't know what a locust army even means. IDK if he's white or black but how do you miss that major part?
@@jamezkpal2361He must be humble.
@@russellcampbell9198 Hey! This is what Corrections is made of, so it's okay.
"I think good" is right up there with "Be Best".
This show is hilarious chaos.
man, the inspiration you give is amazing
The positivity in these comments is contagious. Blessings to everyone.
Right back at you! x
I thought "Is that true in all forty states?" deserved a lot more love from the audience!
Seth was awesome on Colbert - everyone should check it out! (especially the Jackals) 🙂
Do you think Colbert will go Day Drinking with Seth?
@@DuckyB Definitely 😁
Loved Seth saying we jackals are not on a leash and Colbert is in. 💙💙💙💙🗽🗽🗽🗽
@DuckyB the real question is: will Evie go day drinking with them???
Done and done.. great advice my fine sir.
Wooh seems the jackals are on fire ⚡️⚡️😂👍
Rudy's mugshot looked like Simon Bar Sinister!
They missed their chance to do the mug shot followed by the big eye Rudy picture saying, Oh, no, that's my mug shot! Or probably something funnier.
I just get a kick out of the big eye picture.
My go-to fake swear word is Dang-o-Matic…it’s way bouncier than Son-of-a-Gun. I can’t recommend it highly enough! 😁😁😁
Really going to miss the band! I could listen to their signature jam when going to break on a loop for like, a long time.
Corrections on Colbert was the greatest crossover in late night history.
Wait what?!😂
"Trump said im sweating like dog up here... and he was imediately shot by Kristy Noem" 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Dogs don't sweat... they cool off by panting, and jumping into water.
@@hemiolaguy I'd also never heard anyone say 'sweating like a dog' before. I've heard 'horse' and 'pig' (and I think both of those animals actually do). But you know, it's The Orange, so he could also be sweating like a shark. Or a magnet.
That's the best ever 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Rudy Ghouls looks like Nosferatu! 😆😂🤣
Les Mis is not about the French Revolution, but the brief Paris Rebellion of 1832. The French Revolution was in 1789.
I love how this show is hilariously funny and the comments are educational 👍Thanks 👍
18 is kinda old for Matt. Why isn’t he in jail yet?
stop calling him former president trump call him current felon trump
Seth is extremely funny and I am not surprised by the comments from Trumpers. Dang, can any republican take a joke?
The extreme left can't either. That's helping the orange clown re-elected.
They took Trump, so yes 😅
No! A woman in my town got in an argument over a shopping cart and screamed, "Help! I'm being attacked by a Democrat!" 😂
Take a joke? They elected one president! (As well as a whole bunch of senators, representatives, governors....)
Gymbag Jordan and Comer Pyle got tickled at Jarrod Moscowitz when he brought a motion to impeach Biden! It was hilarious 😆😂👍💯
"Facing up to 25 years on Hannity" sounds worser than spending time in prison hehe
😂😅🤣Oh, that would be cruel 😮😐🙄
" worser"???
@@mrmacq-jk4td That's so the R's can understand it.
@@mrmacq-jk4td I made a mistake too. It seems like a word, but I guess it would be worsen. It’s very close. But how do you, do with your English. Never made a mistake? Ever? Because I know I make mistakes, all the time. Yet you’re pointing out other people’s mistakes. It’s a waste of time. And probably won’t see the reply anyway. So it does nothing.
Worser?
Thank you ❤
18 is too late a vintage for ol' Matt....
Poor Matt. He just prefers women that see him as mature. Unfortunately, that means they're prepubescent.
Yes sir I was thinking the same 😂
Trump "I think good"
No Diaper Don, you don't
That French Revolution joke was amazing 😂
However inaccurate
Mr. Seth is so funny! Man! how many times I'm going to say this? ..every time I watch his show!
I love how he is laughing about these jokes.
I laughed so loud my great niece in the other room lost her tic toc train of thought
Ten years in, Seth sincerely seems to still be having a great time doing this.
First time watching, huh?
@@prettycyclops First and last
@@prettycyclops No, how did you come to this conclusion?
Tip? Trump doesn't even pay if he can avoid it.
Well, Stormy _thought_ he was just giving her the tip.
Jesus is his own real dad. Talk about an identity crisis.
I had a birthday yesterday and unlike the convicted felon I share a birthday with I didn't commit any crimes
These comments are a beacon of hope. Thank you, everyone!
Rude-e took a mugshot that looks like Simon Bar Sinister. I am not kidding, folks. The arch villan.
Someone should check to see if he has multiple lab coats.
Absolute dead ringer for Simon Bar Sinister.
Hunter dropped his case against Rude-e, wondering why??😂
@@wc2126 "Attorneys for all three parties filed an agreement on Thursday in the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York that stipulated that Hunter Biden agreed to drop the lawsuit.
U.S. District Judge Jessica Clarke must review the agreement before it is finalized, according to NBC News, which first reported the agreement." - Reuters
Dogs don't sweat. They pant.
I was just going to say that don't know you but I hear great minds think alike 😊😊😊
Top level jackal!
It's joke
They actually do sweat from their paws.
Trump said it. Assuming it's a correct quote, you can't blame Seth and Co. for the inaccuracy.
Watch it Seth Meyers, pickleball is super fun. Now continue on to the funnies. Cause your stuff is super funny.
Correction: the old lady wouldn't be studying for finals if she already got her degree. She's done.
But she's dumb, so she doesn't know when to stop
One of my favorite “Storm Force 5”. I laugh good!!! LOL ❣️❣️💕💕💙💙💙💙💙
So f-ing Funny 😂😂😂
Thanks again
Correction: If the 97-year-old lady already graduated, she wouldn't be studying for finals!
Way to go Christy!!!
You all are sure beating a dead dog with these Kristi Noem jokes
Tertiary syphilis
Back in the 1960's there was a popular folk song called "Where Have All The Flowers Gone", that could be used today and reworded to "Where Have All The Old Republican Party Gone" - a good song writer could use it to show it's disintegration into MAGA.
Well they either became maga, or they will for the first time, vote against a convicted felon. Because all decent Americans, can see that this isn’t political anymore, this is the definition of a fascist dictatorship, and if they the voters don’t stop this man, he will change the constitution, and destroy the rule of law, just to benefit himself. Thank goodness for the republicans who can see the difference and choose to vote for a future government, and not a dictatorship. Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺
Beautiful work
Les Miz is NOT about the French Revolution of 1789.
Trump wouldn't know that.
(1:57) "Oh...(humf)...well...didn't we?" [coy look w/finger to lips]
Ithi k thw best people livw in new york!!!¡!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Rudy's head looks like it has a hole in it, right on top...and it appears to be leaking something!!😝
8:42 correction: if he keeps this up, they will *give* him a Netflix special
And I got put in "tube" jail for a day?
The "tube" wears a red hat.
To anyone who sees this, please pray for my health and send positive energy my way.
How was the time-lapse effect achieved in this video?
Awesome
Dogs don’t sweat.
They pant.
Adderall snorters sniff.
A lot.
Dogs threat through their paws but Trump is just an ass to dogs.
Interesting how Dr Phil has changed his tune about trump! Not many years ago, since Trump weasel his way into office, Dr Phil was on the talk show circuit speaking out against Trump and calling him batshit
🤣 why would they close again with another Joey Chestnut joke after the other one
These clips are a compilation of the monologues for the week, so it was a different day 🙂
The "tube" wears a red hat.
More like Tallahassee without a Lassy.
Seth, they were applauding the 97-year-old with the perseverance to get her diploma.
He knew that. And he made them aware of his understanding that their applause for the achievement was about to be undercut by his punchline. Sigh.
LES MISÉRABLES ISN'T ABOUT THE FRENCH REVOLUTION!
Hey Seth,
Huge fan…
Tell Andy I’m the Queen Bee.
Such joy I have never known.
Inspired.
G’night bestie,
Eileen Gallagher ❤
Correction for your guest appearance on Colbert Seth reveals how strike force five surprised Stephen ts 1:35 It was a thunder sound effect, not a lightning sound effect that annoyed you. Lightning doesn't have a sound effect per se.
Why don't you release this before Corrections comes out as a review?
5:00 There's a dinosaur sitting on Jolene's shoulder!
Great
Jesus joke was the best I ever heard. Catholic perspective. 😂😂😂😂😂
25yrs of hannity 😂
I can’t wait until they Catch up to This One. Complain about how Active the President is Travelling around the world, wasting Tax payers money, When He should be Home, Running for President🎉🎉🎉😊❤xxx.
Yup I was thinking that when Seth was telling about Jill's trip back to Hunter's trial.
Why does Seth look like someone melted him in the microwave?
Maybe that gal in Utah could run for president?
She redid her junior year, till it wasn't no Jr. no more.
She thought she had to be a senior (citizen) to graduate.
What are the steps taken to ensure the video quality is consistent throughout?
1:00 I think, I feel, I believe. Trumpworld.
Dr. Phil has gone to the dark side!
Fly me to the Moon , film . No Way . Who is the producer Alex Jones ?!
Not sure if that was a carpentry pantomime or Seth hammering air nails into toddler Jesus
0:28 ugh, if only
This is a week old, I've seen all this already
He does a review of the week regularly.
It says ‘news of the week’ in the title
what exactly were you expecting
Titusville tux. Edit
Fyi. Dogs don't sweat, they pant
They sweat through their paws, but Trump is just an ass to dogs.
Wow. Seth is looking old since the hot sauce supply slowed down.
#45 belongs in Fulton County Jail where he will be accountable for his actions and not above the law 🇺🇲
Sorry if this has already been mentioned on this thread. Dogs don't sweat like people, they aspirate and cool off through their paws but mostly they cool off by panting. I have no idea how this compares to Mr. Trump sweating.
So you're saying that, despite his brilliant mind and erudition in all other fields, he's not a biology expert? I'm shocked, shocked!
Senior?
Mindy the real fool
Could your staff make and sell shark 🦈 shirts . Too raise money. Just idea 💡
From Canada, disgusting.
FJB
18 Too old for gates
7:15 You can't tell me that Fox News didn't do that for real.
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Hey Irene Jeff got his money 💰 eat your heart out
Dogs do not sweat. The only place they lose body fluid is the soles of their feet- and I do not know about you but I have zero desire to attempt to turn Trump upside down to see if he is sweating. Maybe he should have a chat to Prince Andrew......
Sonice
Why would tax payers pay for Jill Biden’s flight?
Because she can’t exactly fly on a regular plane. Look up how much we paid for Trump’s adult children to fly all around the globe.