Can you wish to find the lamp in ten minutes ready to use again as your third wish? First wish is to have all Superman's powers. Second wish, none of his weaknesses. Third wish, find the lamp ready to use again in ten minutes.
Every Tuesday morning, I wake up, and am pleasantly surprised that there’s a new episode of Time for Pie! IT’S LIKE CHRISTMAS BUT IT HAPPENS 52 TIMES A YEAR!
I feel like syllables were probably introduced to the school system around WW1. A way to encourage kids to learn how words sound. That way, when they get drafted, if they have a job, to write down radio information whether it's there own, or they hacked the enemy's, you have a higher chance of understanding what the message was that was put out.
FRICK YEAH!! Driving my car, changing lanes with my eyes closed while ridin' a grapevine with a bee wearing a cowboy hat and yeah it says BEEHAW!! FRICK YEAH!!!
I love the ending! We know that kept going for 20 more minutes, but we know it was so bad it can't be posted. That is the way to hang up the TFP. Right next to the spoop.
I don’t listen while I drive, but I do like to join in by closing my eyes and blindly selecting a coworker to IM, and try to type “Do you have that report yet?!” before time is up. Similar thrill achieved.
The sheep thing is an old Scottish tradition. They like to walk the sheep up to a cliff and put it's back feet in their boots. As they thrust forward the sheep pushes back trying not to fall off. 😂 Scottish tip for best sex ever. 😂😂😂
If you told me to bet my entire savings on the fact JT was going to say something insightful and actually thought-provoking after the phrase "a haiku goes against everything that is natural". I was so prepared for some hilarious joke and got sideswiped.
For the genie you start writing everything you wish for on a piece of paper and ask the genie to grant everything on that paper as your first wish would that work
So the funniest thing is that if you make porn involving disney characters, disney will buy it. Because its technically disney content, so they have to own it.
Check it, I would have a chinchilla tail cuz it'd be cute af AND I could find me an adorable little fox fury that would remind me of that hottie Maid Marian from Disneys Robin Hood. She was my Lola Bunny growing up 😂😂
You all missed the chance to have mantis shrimp powers!? Seriously. I know im commenting after it's filmed, and I'm paying hoping you guys read it. Google mantis shrimp, and recognize the ultimate existence, to see in all spectrums , strike with literal spead and force of a bullet, and cause cavitation detonation in self defense....and effectively live forever. I rest my case pass the pie.
Frick, yall choosing living animals? Id want raptor legs. Also would a vary specific wish count as one wish? Like I want supermans powers with none of his weaknesses and ability to teleport, when ever I fly it burns more calories then if I were to walk or run depending on yhe speeds
Frick guys you Gotta stop with the challenges I had my kids with me this time….you know how hard it is to feel the road in my mind with kids crying and screaming 🙄
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did they ever intro you? or just into animals?
Can you wish to find the lamp in ten minutes ready to use again as your third wish? First wish is to have all Superman's powers. Second wish, none of his weaknesses. Third wish, find the lamp ready to use again in ten minutes.
@@justinsnock8684 I think they did but went straight into how lame his first name is, straight into syllables
😂 Caleb running through the woods of Virginia using squirrels as flesh lights.
Frick yeah, once again the most dangerous drive to work of the week.
Frick yea another TFP episode just in time for my morning dump I’m loving this Tuesday morning ritual 😂
Oh frick mcnasty. This is going to be a good one
JARED TAKE THE WHEEEEEEL, TAKE IT FROM MY HAAAAANDS
Omg yes McNasty!!!!!!!!
Every Tuesday morning, I wake up, and am pleasantly surprised that there’s a new episode of Time for Pie! IT’S LIKE CHRISTMAS BUT IT HAPPENS 52 TIMES A YEAR!
I made it home before the driving part this time guys 😅 I didn't die see y'all next fricking week.
Frick yeah, gonna crack an ice cold full throttle and giggle.
The frog thing is why Caleb isn't allowed in a Rain Forrest Cafe😂
Frick yeah! New Time For Pie!
Frick yeah! A new fricking episode! Let's go guys!
The absolute disgust Dave has when he finds out rally racing is french
I feel like syllables were probably introduced to the school system around WW1. A way to encourage kids to learn how words sound. That way, when they get drafted, if they have a job, to write down radio information whether it's there own, or they hacked the enemy's, you have a higher chance of understanding what the message was that was put out.
FRICK YEAH!! Driving my car, changing lanes with my eyes closed while ridin' a grapevine with a bee wearing a cowboy hat and yeah it says BEEHAW!! FRICK YEAH!!!
Bro, I literally had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at the opposite of Jesus segment.😂
Frick yeah it’s time for some pie guys rock if we don’t see another video before Xmas guys have a frickin awesome Christmas
GOOD FRICKIN MORNING BOYS, PIE TIMEEE
Frick yeah great episode! Too bad I'm already at work so when i close my eyes it just looks like im sleeping
Take that nap. You earned it
Those rumble strips on the side of the road are brail for the blind😂😢😂😂
Greetings from Hungary! You guys are the fricking greatest!
OHHHHHHHH FRICK YEAHHHHHHH ANOTHER TUESDAY WOOOOOOOOOO
😂a squirrel flesh light
Now I want blueberry pie
Should hire that drone show and send it to that island and freak out the people living there.
Frick ya great way to start the day!
Im positive florida mans lunacy loved the positioning of that ad in the video.
Friiiiick yeah.
Stop doing this guys. I keep crashing cars on my drive to work.
Start renting cars on Tuesdays
@@TimeForPie smart move. I'll add that to my Tuesday routine 👍
Y’all beat unsub to having him on. I asked for soo long and never saw him. Glad yall got this epic man on the podcast
I FRICKIN WON! I hope the prize is cash and lots of it because I accidentally pushed a family in a Pacifica off a cliff side
I always end up in the ditch when I start this podcast on here!
Frick yeah dude mcnasty on a Tuesday morning just in time for my jump dump
I'm getting some mantis shrimp arms, for frickin sure!
Not mad at that
My first thought also, but miss me with the stabby ones. I want them explosive fists.
@@JohnFelten-cp5lb Definitely! The spear type raptorial appendages didn't even cross my mind! Dactyl clubs all the way!
We're driving to Mississippi today. Your starting in Dalhart and you'll be in Oklahoma City by the end of the podcast.
How many fricks per hour you going?
@@TimeForPieit'll be Haiku numbers today. If we were going through Dallas the number would be much higher. 😂
...derated... have to finish the, pod in Dumas. Frick. 👹
Leeettttttsss goooooo
Frick ya!
Another great guided meditation for my drive to work.
Great frickin' episode guys!
I love the ending! We know that kept going for 20 more minutes, but we know it was so bad it can't be posted. That is the way to hang up the TFP. Right next to the spoop.
Rule 34 might be the website Caleb was referencing. Funhaus used to visit during their Demo Disk episodes
Very few people know about Dave haiku and hes leading of the rebellion against big poetry in 1975, and his nobel service in the limerick skirmishes
I won the game this morning! Bad part is my F150 ended up in the back of a school bus.
Not that bad
I don’t listen while I drive, but I do like to join in by closing my eyes and blindly selecting a coworker to IM, and try to type “Do you have that report yet?!” before time is up.
Similar thrill achieved.
Ooooh I like this idea
27:24 this is the best laugh ever
The sheep thing is an old Scottish tradition. They like to walk the sheep up to a cliff and put it's back feet in their boots. As they thrust forward the sheep pushes back trying not to fall off. 😂
Scottish tip for best sex ever. 😂😂😂
FBI is watching your search history lol
If you told me to bet my entire savings on the fact JT was going to say something insightful and actually thought-provoking after the phrase "a haiku goes against everything that is natural". I was so prepared for some hilarious joke and got sideswiped.
Love you guys but I can't let go of the wheel she pulls to the right to hard. 😂😂
43:50 bee wings, f'ing magic bs. XD
JT would make a great lawyer for the horse lovers. Obligatory Frick
Can’t believe there was no mention of having octopus or cuttlefish camouflage.
Oh damn I didn't know you did it to Facebook
After all the things Dave looked up for this episode, the FBI are investigating him.
Rally is from France?! What the frick! 😂
Shit I'm late for Early Morning PIE!❤❤
Hell yea mcnasty makes me lose brain cells every week.
Love that guy.
For the genie you start writing everything you wish for on a piece of paper and ask the genie to grant everything on that paper as your first wish would that work
So the funniest thing is that if you make porn involving disney characters, disney will buy it. Because its technically disney content, so they have to own it.
Caleb would be glorious with wings
No, theres a cat cafe in diwn town SA
name?
@@TimeForPie wow so apparently the one I knew about closed or relocated. But on the west side there's Tuxedo Cat's Coffee
The guy who crashed his semi on the freeway told me to type frick in the comments of this video before he died of 12000 compound fracture
Check it, I would have a chinchilla tail cuz it'd be cute af AND I could find me an adorable little fox fury that would remind me of that hottie Maid Marian from Disneys Robin Hood. She was my Lola Bunny growing up 😂😂
5:46 i see a doggo!!!
Ayooo let's gooo!!!
I always picture myself being on this show and having the best. Clothing optional. Chocolate pie nit optional.
These are way to short to be this good😂
You could call Caleb's sex company Goblintercourse...
Genie loop😂
Haikus are easy
But they don't always make sense
Refrigerator
Best fukn podcast ever
You’re fricking lucky I’m in traffic
Traffic is lucky you’re fricking.
I dont have any weird fetishes, meet me in the mark hard gym later 😂
Ah frick....im in a ditch. Round 2 got me, but im still alive. So I guess I lose. Next time boys...
Fricken dope
Conversations like these are how Orcs happen
I went to a cat cafe recently, it was pretty cool, and no smell.
Frick yesss! How are you frickn freaks doing today
They have a cat cafe in branson Missouri
I think somebody lost their joint on top of the chicken samich
This is the police, he didn’t make it. However, we had a great response time. So that’s cool. 40:28
The first genie in history was Dave Genie 1973
FRICK boys good episode
Wait till they find out about bad dragon
I'm surprised that you don't know this: syllables were invented by Dave Syllable in 1975.
When did jt get a half sleeve lmaoo
I referenced the Spoop recently on another pod,
Frick
Dave McNasty came up with this in 1975, duh.
Calobe would be an A10
Gerbil in a toilet paper tube.........
😂🤣😂🤣😂
You all missed the chance to have mantis shrimp powers!? Seriously. I know im commenting after it's filmed, and I'm paying hoping you guys read it. Google mantis shrimp, and recognize the ultimate existence, to see in all spectrums , strike with literal spead and force of a bullet, and cause cavitation detonation in self defense....and effectively live forever. I rest my case pass the pie.
Peacock mantis shrimp is my weiner’s nickname now. Good call out 👍
Thanks, I missed my exit
its still back there, thinking of you, waiting for you.
Fun fact fur suits can cost upwards to 7k
that fact isnt fun at all! thats expensive
@@TimeForPie Crazy expensive
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFriiiiiick yeeeeah
I won!
At 137 lbs the wingspan needed to lift would be roughly between 13 to 20 feet.... thats for only 137 lbs, buddy.
Frick, yall choosing living animals? Id want raptor legs. Also would a vary specific wish count as one wish? Like I want supermans powers with none of his weaknesses and ability to teleport, when ever I fly it burns more calories then if I were to walk or run depending on yhe speeds
Frick guys you Gotta stop with the challenges I had my kids with me this time….you know how hard it is to feel the road in my mind with kids crying and screaming 🙄
Rally is French? So it’s just retreat racing.
Wild take but yes
I won