How To Lose A Guy’s Vote In 10 Seconds

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @cdogj7163
    @cdogj7163 4 дня назад +1143

    Back when I was a far left liberal, I had been going steady with a guy who told me on our third date he voted for Trump. I remember immediately wanting to get up and leave him at the table, but I didnt. I had been getting along with him so well and I figured "he's obviously not a racist" (i thought Trump and his supporters were at the time) so i stayed to hear him out.
    We've been married for almost five years now, and this year, I WILL be voting for Trump myself. I would have lost out on the love of my life if I had walked away for something so silly as who he voted for and what his beliefs are. And wouldn't you know it, I ended up walking away from the Democratic party altogether. I wish more people had open minds. Maybe we would all get along better.

    • @Thatguy-v4z
      @Thatguy-v4z 4 дня назад +67

      Hope you guys are living the life together!

    • @oatcake9996
      @oatcake9996 4 дня назад

      trump is a wannabe dictator

    • @wesmattimore2895
      @wesmattimore2895 4 дня назад +27

      Congrats

    • @dizzyizzylizzie
      @dizzyizzylizzie 4 дня назад +36

      Congratulations! I hope y'all have the happiest life you both deserve ❤️

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 4 дня назад +22

      Yay for new friends!

  • @johnosborne1873
    @johnosborne1873 4 дня назад +276

    Brett promising to help young men get married is the most wholesome thing EVER - I love our people on this side of the aisle!

    • @ShrimplePleasures
      @ShrimplePleasures 4 дня назад +22

      I would love a Brett Cooper marriage service! 😂

    • @McUsernameFace
      @McUsernameFace 3 дня назад

      The other side is mass importing people because they know traditional, Western-native populations with otherwise breed out their moronic worldviews.

    • @TaylorTot-13
      @TaylorTot-13 2 дня назад +6

      @@ShrimplePleasuresI would go just to meet her 😂

    • @brainiac.computer
      @brainiac.computer День назад

      @@ShrimplePleasures That’d be kind of nice. Run clubs are now a trend. Maybe a service that involves activity and meeting people, I’d sign up for that.

  • @DimWit000
    @DimWit000 4 дня назад +2052

    Men with balls vote for Trump
    Women with balls vote for Harris

  • @lori342
    @lori342 4 дня назад +64

    The funny thing is that married people tend to vote conservative. So if you want to get laid *consistently* vote red.

    • @JLWprime10
      @JLWprime10 3 дня назад

      Most young men are not getting sex like baby boomers or older guys are young women are having sex like crazy

    • @Brekfastmachine
      @Brekfastmachine 2 дня назад +8

      If I told my wife I voted for Kamala, I would never get laid again.

    • @gigi69696
      @gigi69696 2 дня назад +6

      @@Brekfastmachine Smart wife😂

  • @EndertheWeek
    @EndertheWeek 4 дня назад +1087

    That is such a great filter - tell a woman you voted for Trump and get rid of the "problematic" ones immediately.

    • @Snow-Willow
      @Snow-Willow 4 дня назад +118

      Kid you not, this kind of thing actually does work. I bought a Trumpy Bear back when they were new because I thought it was hilarious. I used to keep that thing right in the main room of my house, so when you walked in, it was easily visible. There were a couple of times that a friend would bring either another friend or a girlfriend they had with them to our weekly RPG nights, and if they had a bad reaction to that stuffed bear, I knew they weren't worth associating with. I sometimes wonder if my friends picked up on it, too, and were using my house as a litmus test. Haha.

    • @LightPrevailsAll
      @LightPrevailsAll 4 дня назад +48

      If I met a guy and I found out he voted for Kamala - no thank you!
      I would need to live in America to experience that tho but that's a great way to filter out weird people for sure

    • @wiseonwords
      @wiseonwords 4 дня назад +24

      @@Snow-Willow - That's funny! For sure your friends were using your place as a litmus test!

    • @arthogof
      @arthogof 4 дня назад +8

      Genius! ​@@Snow-Willow

    • @1313fina
      @1313fina 4 дня назад +6

      I need to get me one of those😂😂😂

  • @MariaCarmelo-tn4ww
    @MariaCarmelo-tn4ww 21 час назад +203

    *I'm favoured only God knows how much I praise Him,* $230k every 4weeks! I now have a big mansion and can now afford anything and also support God’s work and the church.

    • @MariaCarmelo-tn4ww
      @MariaCarmelo-tn4ww 21 час назад

      Only God knows how much grateful i am. After so much struggles I now own a new house and my family is happy once again everything is finally falling into place!!

    • @fobrettgruenwald
      @fobrettgruenwald 21 час назад

      Wow that's huge, how do you make that much monthly?.. I'm 37 and have been looking for ways to be successful, please how??

    • @MariaCarmelo-tn4ww
      @MariaCarmelo-tn4ww 20 часов назад

      It's Ms. Evelyn Vera doing, she's changed my life.

    • @MariaCarmelo-tn4ww
      @MariaCarmelo-tn4ww 20 часов назад

      I started pretty low, though, $5000 thereabouts. The return came massive. Joey is in school doing well, telling me of new friends he's meeting in school. Thank you Evelyn Vera, you're a miracle.

    • @MistyHoffman737
      @MistyHoffman737 20 часов назад

      Wow...I know her too she is a licensed broker and a FINRA agent she is popular in
      US and Canada she is really amazing woman with good skills and experience.

  • @twobitsandpepper8235
    @twobitsandpepper8235 4 дня назад +581

    Speaking as a millennial woman, I honestly don't understand how so many in this range can vote for Kamala either, or Democrats at all. When they can't define what a woman is. And we all pretty much have kids in school at his point and should know what's going on with books and sports and bathrooms...etc. Seriously y'all, (say it with me) I breast fed my kid, I didn't chest feed her. I gave birth to her, I'm not a 'birth giver', I have a uterus, I'm not a 'uterus haver'. I am a woman.

    • @carolynw8614
      @carolynw8614 4 дня назад +26

      I agree but TDS is a real thing and a lot of people have it, unfortunately.

    • @davidchambers44
      @davidchambers44 4 дня назад +8

      Well said

    • @bdu2sac
      @bdu2sac 4 дня назад +8

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @ThePumpingiron27
      @ThePumpingiron27 4 дня назад +30

      Girl same! I'm a millennial and have never voted blue. I can't stand their policies and name calling. It's literally middle school bullying at this point.

    • @N0Sheeple
      @N0Sheeple 4 дня назад +16

      YOU ARE A WOMAN! THANK YOU! I am an X-gener and don't have kids. But I watch my peers kids piss all over everything WE actually did experience in the trauma genre because our parents were absolutely invisible, by and large, and I realize, they can't even breathe on their own. My husband has a 22 y/o daughter who is so grounded and I 100 respect her!!
      I'm so glad you're a mom in this world. Keep them safe, smart and real. God Bless!

  • @AllFouRoux
    @AllFouRoux 4 дня назад +38

    7:11 Moment of silence for Kamala's campaign

    • @johng4093
      @johng4093 3 дня назад +1

      Grief counselors are standing by at CNN and MSDNC. 😢

  • @DimWit000
    @DimWit000 4 дня назад +2626

    Trump gives people fries while Harris gives people lies.

    • @KonaroBr
      @KonaroBr 4 дня назад +69

      Honestly I rather fries

    • @CheerfullyCynical829
      @CheerfullyCynical829 4 дня назад +34

      😂😂 Hey, don't forget the fries are lies too. They are FAR from just fried potatoes. All kinds of scary sh it in them.

    • @hharden4969
      @hharden4969 4 дня назад

      Wow for a supposed dimwit, in accordance to your username, you’re pretty smart here😃🙌🏻

    • @natiboy7620
      @natiboy7620 4 дня назад +2

      Matt walsh

    • @LoganLayneOffical
      @LoganLayneOffical 4 дня назад +20

      @@CheerfullyCynical829very true trumps still better

  • @HeatherStrickler
    @HeatherStrickler 4 дня назад +36

    If a guy votes for Kamala I just assume he’s into dudes 😂

    • @truthunfiltered314
      @truthunfiltered314 3 дня назад +3

      I'm definitely NOT voting for Kamala, so.... how you doin'?

    • @JimzAuto
      @JimzAuto День назад

      Or dudes are… ‘into’ him :)

  • @ilovemysweeties
    @ilovemysweeties 4 дня назад +177

    If the first question a woman asks you is "what do you do , and how much do you make?"
    Run

    • @andrasbiro3007
      @andrasbiro3007 4 дня назад +35

      That's exhausting. Just tell her you are unemployed and struggling to pay rent. She''ll run, you don't have to.

    • @Infidel-y5j
      @Infidel-y5j 4 дня назад +12

      Most people act in a similar manner when you meet them for the first time, never mind when dating. There are two questions which always get asked very quickly, man to man, woman to woman, man to woman and woman to man. They are:
      1. _Who are you? (Name)_
      2. _What do you do for a living?"_
      You are almost always asked those two questions right up front.

    • @realistic_delinquent
      @realistic_delinquent 4 дня назад +9

      @@andrasbiro3007 “how tall are you?”
      “5’11””
      “OMG you’re a manlet! Byeeeeee!”
      If there’s one good thing my parents did for me, it’s provide me a genome that maxes out at 5’11”.

    • @CanalTremocos
      @CanalTremocos 4 дня назад +8

      Lie. Tell her you don't believe in money and give all the end-of-month surplus to charity. Let her do the running.

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 4 дня назад +3

      Some people do what's easy and expected. But you don't have to. My sister did this once at a meet-and-greet and it was fabulous. Everyone else was saying their name and work history, and she was just like, "I'm not going to answer that boring question, instead I'm going to tell you what I would do if I was the supreme dictator of the planet."
      Also, I consider it generous to extend one opportunity for reform. Even ladies get nervous and resort to the rote.

  • @potterfan392
    @potterfan392 4 дня назад +11

    "I will make it my mission to get you all married." Brett, you just made my day, even if you can't help me personally. It means so much, after all the vitriol I've heard against men, to hear a woman express genuine care for men's welfare. I will just say that I am not the type of man who could be a cop or firefighter, so Rescue events are out for me.

  • @LisaAnne-n8f
    @LisaAnne-n8f 4 дня назад +346

    So you’re saying men don’t respond well to being chastised, insulted, and patronized? Who would have thought 🙄

    • @4literv6
      @4literv6 3 дня назад +20

      Back when we had ww2 levels of testosterone actual wars got fought for less!

    • @Vickzq
      @Vickzq 3 дня назад +7

      ​​@@4literv6
      The way leftwing went since then... US troops would _fraternize_ with germans on omaha beach if they knew it...

    • @potterfan392
      @potterfan392 3 дня назад +2

      The thing is, we get demeaned in micro-doses from when we are young. I can think of examples on TV and in school. The result is that many men get used to it as adults and don't respond with the anger and defiance that is warranted.

  • @ljooste
    @ljooste 3 дня назад +16

    Man, American politics is WILD. Watching this from the outside is insane. Good luck to everyone voting soon.

    • @WillieFungo
      @WillieFungo 2 дня назад +2

      Any country would look "wild" if your only exposure to it was social media and you were immature enough to take that seriously..

    • @ljooste
      @ljooste 2 дня назад +3

      @@WillieFungo I'm not trying to fight or start something, friend, so please don't start calling me immature or assume that I don't read the papers. I'm just making an observation as to the fact that American politics divide far more than other countries. It was a neutral statement, not a declaration of war. Have a great day.

    • @WillieFungo
      @WillieFungo 2 дня назад

      @@ljooste Read the papers? 😂 The only way to have an informed opinion about the US is to actually live here. Everyone else is just regurgitating media they don't have the context to understand.

  • @MaisyDuncan-d8k
    @MaisyDuncan-d8k 4 дня назад +534

    Kamala is has been practically begging people to vote for her and she is failing miserably! I love it. 😂

    • @MaisyDuncan-d8k
      @MaisyDuncan-d8k 4 дня назад +5

      Next time I should grammar correctly 💀

    • @loradrasich8078
      @loradrasich8078 4 дня назад +4

      i can't believe Anyone is voting for her!

    • @robertcarr4172
      @robertcarr4172 4 дня назад +3

      Colbert seems to think she is crushing trump

    • @UncleFexxer
      @UncleFexxer 4 дня назад

      @@robertcarr4172 Colbert doesn't seem to think.

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 4 дня назад +3

      @@robertcarr4172 I remember when everyone was '98% certain' that Hillary was going to win, too.

  • @jeffreyvasquez6119
    @jeffreyvasquez6119 3 дня назад +6

    I don’t skip past the advertisements because I respect the consistent creative way they’re plugged in to the awesome content.

  • @sethdon1100
    @sethdon1100 4 дня назад +1181

    Any sensible man will NEVER vote for Kamala

    • @kencoleman7762
      @kencoleman7762 4 дня назад

      Any sensible person will only vote for Trump.

    • @riley3760
      @riley3760 4 дня назад +17

      What if voting doesn’t matter and the two parties are actually a uniparty 🧐

    • @ryananderson8467
      @ryananderson8467 4 дня назад +71

      Any sensible PERSON wouldn’t vote for Kamala

    • @joaopedrobaggio4475
      @joaopedrobaggio4475 4 дня назад

      Any man with brain will never vote for Kamala.

    • @joaopedrobaggio4475
      @joaopedrobaggio4475 4 дня назад +15

      @@ryananderson8467 or a person with a brain.

  • @jacvd6
    @jacvd6 2 дня назад +2

    Brett, your segues to the ads are top tier. Literally smooth as float glass. I love watching with the wife. Always a good time

  • @davidchambers44
    @davidchambers44 4 дня назад +138

    Never sacrifice your convictions and principles to be with someone. The right person is worth waiting and searching for. Reject hookup culture, embrace marriage and family.

  • @mistirion4929
    @mistirion4929 2 дня назад +7

    1:11 personally I would rather not getting laid instead of systematically contributing to the downfall of one of earth's mightiest nations

  • @its_me_the_redhead
    @its_me_the_redhead 4 дня назад +484

    As a woman, if a dude voted for Kamala, there's no way in hell I'd be interested 😂

    • @LightPrevailsAll
      @LightPrevailsAll 4 дня назад +37

      Same, great way to filter out weirdos right away x)

    • @friedawells6860
      @friedawells6860 4 дня назад +6

      Honestly

    • @TheBlindAndTheBeautiful
      @TheBlindAndTheBeautiful 4 дня назад +16

      As a musician I see it too much. I’m also apparently evil for being a 31 year old guy who’s voting for him because I’m all the buzz words plus a traitor because I have a disability (Legally blind) and I’m a musician. Correction you limp noodle looking simp of a wanna be guy I play music for fun and own my own business and if she wins I will not be able to do that anymore. This argument from a guy who I can tell you now was certainly not the man in his own relationship. This right here is why I’m good being single. Well one of the many reasons. And good for you standing up for not doing that crap. If I was a woman dating a man who was all over that I’d be worried as well

    • @anonnnymousthegreat
      @anonnnymousthegreat 4 дня назад +4

      As a woman, same here. I would assume he’s on the DL for sure.

    • @proud2batj87
      @proud2batj87 4 дня назад +15

      In college, a guy I liked was a Bernie boy. I still started to date him anyway bc I knew he was smart and would change his mind. He sure did after he actually started to think about Bernie's policies and listen to Shapiro. He's more conservative than my parents are now 😂 We've been married for 7 years!

  • @bunille
    @bunille 4 дня назад +75

    Using sex as manipulative blackmail? Damn, that's a low.

    • @newera478
      @newera478 День назад +3

      I think it fits well in liberal mindset. No?

    • @spoulos123
      @spoulos123 День назад

      Women do it all the time

  • @TomDrake-A1A
    @TomDrake-A1A 4 дня назад +166

    She's literally employing the tactic she built her career on lol that's too rich

  • @lhw.iAviation
    @lhw.iAviation 3 дня назад +9

    Kamala: Hey men, vote for me so a bunch of crazy, loud, blue haired, hippopotamuses will sleep with you. 😂😂

    • @squiggs1002
      @squiggs1002 3 дня назад

      you forgot angry BW, liberal boss babes, gals with balls and of course gay dudes. You will increase your chance with those too!

  • @chadwpalm
    @chadwpalm 4 дня назад +234

    Men: "Do I feed my family or do I vote for Kamala....." 🤷‍♂

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 3 дня назад +1

      Ev1: *_Just say NO to HARRI/BALZ_* & let's get this problem solved!

    • @DoctorFail
      @DoctorFail 3 дня назад +2

      I have no family. Still not voting for Kamala.

    • @laserdrill2023
      @laserdrill2023 3 дня назад +2

      Men:
      if I call myself female and my wife call himself male. My son is shemale, and my daughter is guygirl.

    • @chillaxin1926
      @chillaxin1926 День назад

      It's obvious, really! Vote for Kamala! Like, who cares about a small little thing like my family being able to eat when I can have a woman as president instead?! 🙄

  • @AcTioNPaXioN
    @AcTioNPaXioN 4 дня назад +11

    Trump’s fries 15 times better than Kamala’s word salad.

  • @The_LightArrow
    @The_LightArrow 4 дня назад +161

    Id rather never get laid again than vote some incompetent lady that hates me into office

    • @ryuzakil3726
      @ryuzakil3726 4 дня назад +1

      Same man, would much rather be able to eat, play games, enjoying life, and be at peace than get laid.
      Plus kamala really is not worth it at all.

    • @jimmcneal5292
      @jimmcneal5292 4 дня назад +10

      Based

    • @ryuzakil3726
      @ryuzakil3726 4 дня назад +6

      Yo same

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 4 дня назад +14

      Better to stand than kneel.

    • @davidcox3076
      @davidcox3076 3 дня назад +14

      I've been married for 18 years. I have the not getting laid covered. So I'm free to vote for someone competent.

  • @rhiannonn91
    @rhiannonn91 4 дня назад +90

    As a woman, I've never, and will never, date a liberal or democrat. Our morals, principles, and the way we live our daily lives would differ too greatly. And honestly, I couldn't take a man like that seriously

    • @InfinityXL
      @InfinityXL 3 дня назад +9

      You are smart

    • @nonsense618
      @nonsense618 2 дня назад +3

      You either don't date them at all or you convert them, there is no other option lol

    • @AgraxGaming
      @AgraxGaming 2 дня назад

      Fun fact: USA liberal =/= Europe liberal. In the US "libs" are progressives, in the Europe liberals are mostly free-marketers with slight-to-far right-wing ideological inclination. Ie. I live in Poland. We're called "libs" here, because we belive in free market, but are ideologically traditional. Just some food for thought

    • @jlandejr
      @jlandejr 2 дня назад +3

      likewise, i could never date a conservative/republican woman, at least not in this era. republican values are one thing, but still supporting Trump after everything he has literally said out loud is just insane. I could never take someone like that seriously

    • @boodrowwilson1894
      @boodrowwilson1894 2 дня назад

      ​@@jlandejrprofile pic checks out

  • @MayaVasso
    @MayaVasso 4 дня назад +266

    Most liberal men are actually women 😂😂

    • @rolandswift4311
      @rolandswift4311 3 дня назад +8

      correction; They're adult aged children PRETENDING to be women, male or female is irrelevant in this regard.

    • @IphigeniaAtAulis
      @IphigeniaAtAulis 3 дня назад +1

      And here I thought moat liberal women were actually men.

    • @CarmeloRagusa-w7t
      @CarmeloRagusa-w7t 3 дня назад +2

      @@rolandswift4311 correct sir.

    • @jlandejr
      @jlandejr 2 дня назад

      are you saying there is something wrong with being a woman? thats something that you want to say out loud? yikes, but alright! personally id rather someone call me a woman than a conservative/republican. holy shit what an insult THAT would be am i right?

    • @MayaVasso
      @MayaVasso 2 дня назад

      @@jlandejr there is nothing wrong with being a woman. I should know. I am one. But what I don't like is when men use my BIOLOGY as a costume. To pretend to be a trans woman means you have no respect for actual women. Because women are so much more than the clothes we wear, the makeup we use, and our habits. That's what we (the horrible conservatives 🙄) get frustrated about.

  • @bsdnmd
    @bsdnmd 3 дня назад +10

    0:46 ba dum tsss. You need that more on your show

  • @somkindamonster89
    @somkindamonster89 4 дня назад +76

    Another thing that slipped people's minds in Kamala's ad, is the vanity in the ads which makes women look bad because they make it seem as if for a man to even qualify for a women's attention, they need to be 6'4 and work in finance like, "wow, thanks for also making women look like gold diggers and any man that is not in finance or above 6 feet is a bum." That ad was an epic fail on all levels smh

    • @flpanhead
      @flpanhead 4 дня назад

      True, but these are the things young women today say a man has to have at the bare minimum. Anything less is the scum of the earth and has no chance with her.

    • @r5t6y7u8
      @r5t6y7u8 4 дня назад +13

      Imagine a GOP ad where a guy dumps a good-looking girl because she votes Democrat. People would lose their minds.

    • @Andypatino7612
      @Andypatino7612 3 дня назад

      Honestly, I hate that I can't skip her ads, and it's painful to watch.

    • @johng4093
      @johng4093 3 дня назад +4

      YT Premium subscription is worth it to me. No ads. 😊

  • @lizlee6290
    @lizlee6290 4 дня назад +3

    Girl, your lightning fast segues into Ruff Greens, or whatever, crack me up every single time!! Lmao!!😄😆

  • @linkonabe220
    @linkonabe220 4 дня назад +70

    As someone who’s from the Middle East, the climate there is very much tense with politics.
    As someone viewing the US as to be this free and amazing land, it’s more resembling the Middle East in where one’s self is at risk of social “no longer here” should you say or do something that’s not lined with the powers at be.
    That’s a major point of confusion as the US is said to have been this land that’s not like the rest of the world.
    It’s unfortunate how the people who are so privileged to be living in said country are so bored they should find themselves behaving as if their home’s not a completely developed and free land.

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 4 дня назад +8

      The terminally online dangerhairs are not representative of the general public.

    • @linkonabe220
      @linkonabe220 4 дня назад +1

      @@stevenschnepp576 No, fortunately they’re not.
      But they do lurk offline and, unfortunately, make enough noise for the powers at be to consider them the majority.
      The only reason they don’t comprehend them to not be the majority is because the sensible minds refuse to act like children to be heard.

    • @Cassie-xx5fb
      @Cassie-xx5fb 4 дня назад +6

      Tell me about it. It's like freedom of speech and ideology went out the window about 8 years ago. :(

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 4 дня назад

      It was like that, before leftists ruined everything.

    • @linkonabe220
      @linkonabe220 4 дня назад +5

      @@Cassie-xx5fb Speaking of such, made several attempts to agree and commend the comment above - sans bad language or any controversial topics - and RUclips did RUclips and deleted it 😂
      How amazing is it that this platform silences so much because of those afraid of words?
      We’re all doing worse because of those nobs.

  • @alphabetsoup5030
    @alphabetsoup5030 4 дня назад +7

    Brett, your ad-transitions are the best on the internet. They aren’t even annoying.

    • @Infidel-y5j
      @Infidel-y5j 4 дня назад

      Speak for yourself. Anything to do with ads is annoying...except for ways to avoid them.

  • @bradoncampbell2626
    @bradoncampbell2626 4 дня назад +32

    "Her favorite tactic if you know her history" had me spitting my drink!

  • @rochellesiemion1173
    @rochellesiemion1173 День назад +2

    She knows how many black men she put in jail for weed now she’s trying to legalize it bish please

  • @rapidmontheawesome6343
    @rapidmontheawesome6343 4 дня назад +35

    I keep seeing the ad that goes “who you vote for is private but if you vote will be public and your information will be updated” it’s so wild how I’m being shamed into voting by youtube ads.

    • @johnvanderploeg6707
      @johnvanderploeg6707 4 дня назад +10

      It sounds more like they are threatening us, than shaming.
      "We see who you voted for and if it doesn't go our way, you will be put on a list"...

    • @RG-ls2db
      @RG-ls2db 4 дня назад +2

      how would they know if you don't need ID to vote?

  • @MetalMama-Mimi523
    @MetalMama-Mimi523 4 дня назад +4

    She can't win. She just can't. I cannot take 4 more years of her cackling & this cringe.

  • @IzayahFinley
    @IzayahFinley 4 дня назад +107

    "I'm looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 6 '5, blue eyes."

    • @Godfailedyoustophumpinghisleg
      @Godfailedyoustophumpinghisleg 4 дня назад

      Where did all my voters go?

    • @CheerfullyCynical829
      @CheerfullyCynical829 4 дня назад +15

      And if you look like Jennifer Lawrence or Taylor Swift, you just might get one.

    • @carolynw8614
      @carolynw8614 4 дня назад

      Yet she will be 5ft and 260lbs😂😂

    • @Godfailedyoustophumpinghisleg
      @Godfailedyoustophumpinghisleg 4 дня назад

      @@CheerfullyCynical829 probably have to share him tho

    • @raybod1775
      @raybod1775 4 дня назад +15

      @@CheerfullyCynical829 Looks and success melt to nothing if a guy isn’t treated with love and respect, unless he has no self-respect.

  • @topaznightengale1433
    @topaznightengale1433 3 дня назад +3

    0:17 that line is even funnier when they showed Paolo Pangilinan choking on water.

  • @Lt_Koro
    @Lt_Koro 4 дня назад +54

    Jokes on them. I'm already not getting laid under Biden, so how'd I get laid under Biden 2.0?

  • @stephaniebutler3184
    @stephaniebutler3184 3 дня назад +4

    Conservatives are hotter because they're not yelling angrily about random crap all the time.

  • @treytison1444
    @treytison1444 4 дня назад +262

    "So who'd you vote for?"
    "None of your business"
    Problem solved.

    • @Reformedandrevived
      @Reformedandrevived 4 дня назад

      I think it helps both men and women weed out crazies right away. Voting Kamala? Alright you’re either gay, a furry, or a narcissist

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 4 дня назад +15

      While I would accept that answer from anyone else, I'm not sure 'none of your business' applies to someone you are trying to build intimacy with.

    • @1495978707
      @1495978707 3 дня назад

      ​@@MereologistIt's not like threatening to withhold sex from someone to win an argument is something you should worry about in that case anyway... oh wait

    • @1495978707
      @1495978707 3 дня назад +3

      OP they'll just assume you voted for the candidate they don't like. If their personality is just their politics, it's recreational use anyway, so just lie or if that's not your thing say no thank you

    • @laurennegley6905
      @laurennegley6905 3 дня назад

      ​@Mereologist my response would be, "Have a good night. I can see myself home now."

  • @pizzazzincorporated4583
    @pizzazzincorporated4583 3 дня назад +2

    Oh Brett! Such a catty remark about Kamala’s history….good going!

  • @JurassicTheory
    @JurassicTheory 4 дня назад +72

    Kamala Harris has truly been "unburdened by what has been" 😭

    • @carolynw8614
      @carolynw8614 4 дня назад +7

      While we are all waiting to be unburdened by her

  • @ivorchandler1482
    @ivorchandler1482 3 дня назад +1

    I just gotta say - Brett, I LOVE your energy. I gave up coffee - I just watch one of your vids before work every day!

  • @SkyWatchAviation
    @SkyWatchAviation 4 дня назад +82

    She doesn’t even need to wait 10 seconds to lose my vote she lost it the second I found out who she is

    • @truthunfiltered314
      @truthunfiltered314 3 дня назад

      She never had my vote to begin with, starting 5 years ago when she very unsuccessfully ran the first time. I saw the first Dem debate and was done.

  • @jacobpongracz3683
    @jacobpongracz3683 3 дня назад

    Super good video and I love how you slide the ads/sponsorship in so smooth

  • @coreyhendricks9490
    @coreyhendricks9490 4 дня назад +31

    Thanks for sharing as always Brett

  • @masonyuzwa8717
    @masonyuzwa8717 2 дня назад +2

    No sane man would cast a vote for Kumala the horrible Harris !!

  • @Pinwooncleansrooms
    @Pinwooncleansrooms 4 дня назад +200

    Kamala is going down

    • @poolhall9632
      @poolhall9632 4 дня назад +37

      On her male superiors, or so we've heard.

    • @terenceballands1374
      @terenceballands1374 4 дня назад +27

      She definitely knows how to do that!!🤣

    • @GamersOver30
      @GamersOver30 4 дня назад +19

      That's how she got where she is

    • @jeffadcock3238
      @jeffadcock3238 4 дня назад

      Doubt she'll be able to go down on enough to sway the election. Seems like a poorly thought out tactic.

    • @DolphinWithIgloo-fg3ow
      @DolphinWithIgloo-fg3ow 4 дня назад

      Dream on. Don the con is going back to Mar-A-Lago. He has a Trump Bible you can buy though.

  • @captainobvious8037
    @captainobvious8037 3 дня назад +2

    The interviewer who pretends to be gay 😂 someone buy this man a coffee

  • @cubancavalier3051
    @cubancavalier3051 4 дня назад +52

    it will affect it for me. if i vote for kamala, my wife would definitely send me to the doghouse

    • @Infidel-y5j
      @Infidel-y5j 4 дня назад +6

      The dog wouldn't let you in! 🤣

    • @InfinityXL
      @InfinityXL 3 дня назад +1

      Your wife is smart...

  • @grim789
    @grim789 4 дня назад +2

    The guy in that video just turned into Neo dodging bullets like that.

  • @TheRussianFloofCat
    @TheRussianFloofCat 4 дня назад +72

    How Brett said "OMG They're so hot but we hate them" really got me.

  • @mr.s9783
    @mr.s9783 3 дня назад +3

    Really? We have to censor the word “sex” now? This is ridiculous!

  • @DimWit000
    @DimWit000 4 дня назад +41

    vote for McDonald Trump 2024!🇺🇸

  • @HenriReinsalu97
    @HenriReinsalu97 4 дня назад +3

    2:15 sure in Estonia we love bowling, come visit us we can go bowling

  • @Steiner85
    @Steiner85 4 дня назад +21

    If they can't tell you what a woman is then we shouldn't be surprised that they don't know what a man is. 😂

  • @jameskeller9147
    @jameskeller9147 4 дня назад

    The best ad segues in the business!

  • @josue1996jc
    @josue1996jc 4 дня назад +36

    ok . . . that parody of the "dating roulette" has INCREDIBLY offensive . . . the first fucking thing they show as atractive is that the guy makes 6 figures . . . like at what point they stopped seeing men as even humans? . . . this is just sad . . .

    • @jasonrussell5265
      @jasonrussell5265 4 дня назад

      Well this shit is created by trust fund babies and their hangers-on. They’re very detached from reality and why they’re so upset about the Trump McDs troll. He looks like a billionaire humble enough to actually connect with the lower class, while these ones clearly can’t connect 2 dots together even when there’s already a line drawn.

    • @rogercarbonell3696
      @rogercarbonell3696 4 дня назад +10

      You have a bunch of non-attractive gold diggers who's first question is how much you make. It is demeaning to women and men, both.

    • @truthunfiltered314
      @truthunfiltered314 3 дня назад

      And notice they're only targeting black men in those ads, and really only those who don't plan to vote. They should all say, "Fine, I'll vote, but you're not gonna like who I vote for."

    • @TrueYankeeFan
      @TrueYankeeFan 3 дня назад

      Female nature has always been hypergamous, it's just that the internet and social media has made it easier to see.

  • @Airlinecuisine
    @Airlinecuisine 4 дня назад +3

    most men tend to vote while considering a multitude of factors, we don't normally vote based off emotions, and this is one of those masculine traits the left hates. werent not not voting for kamala because she's a women we don't want to vote for her because we don't believe she will be best for our country.

  • @MayaVasso
    @MayaVasso 4 дня назад +71

    I love that they think they know all about men. It's honestly hilarious to see their idea of a man. Especially with that one video. The only thing they know is stereotypes. What happened to don't use stereotypes. 😅

    • @kutnkudly
      @kutnkudly 4 дня назад +4

      Oh no!?! Did they lie?? 😂😂😂

    • @VelvetSanity
      @VelvetSanity 4 дня назад

      Oh please. Have you seen what DEI consulting companies have been doing to video games? They're responsible for the most racist and sexist stereotypes in video games these days. Stereotypes are everything to these people. They can't think for themselves, so they all they have is stereotypes.

    • @LisaAnne-n8f
      @LisaAnne-n8f 4 дня назад +7

      Especially when they can’t even define one!

    • @ysf-d9i
      @ysf-d9i 4 дня назад

      they also think they know how non-leftists think and that's why they call us evil when they are the evil ones

    • @sergeantkitty
      @sergeantkitty 4 дня назад +3

      I would bet a lot of money that all of their ads targeted towards men are created by women and gay dudes.

  • @ip8103
    @ip8103 2 дня назад +1

    add starts 2:17 and ends 3:26 day 1

  • @Megumi.-.
    @Megumi.-. 4 дня назад +28

    Ad starts at 2:16 , ends at 3:29

    • @BradleyDalgleish
      @BradleyDalgleish 4 дня назад +3

      Thank you

    • @kutnkudly
      @kutnkudly 4 дня назад +2

      Heaven forbid she earn money for her time and effort.

    • @Kadamitas-II-HATF
      @Kadamitas-II-HATF 4 дня назад +2

      The sponsors still pay even though the vast majority skips.
      A sponsor doesn't know when you skip a sponsor on a YT videom.

    • @Megumi.-.
      @Megumi.-. 4 дня назад

      @@kutnkudly What do you mean? She is only paid to put the ad in the video, not for you to watch it. Plus, I don't think that money is even going directly to her.

    • @M9012-v8g
      @M9012-v8g 4 дня назад

      @@kutnkudly Half her videos are ads

  • @Ashleberry22
    @Ashleberry22 3 дня назад

    I love that ruffgreens makes meow greens now!!! As a cat mom, I have definitely been looking for something like this!

  • @chris55529
    @chris55529 4 дня назад +31

    I work for a perfume/cologne company and my boss was ecstatic when I suggested we make a perfume called "Desperation" with Kamala's face on the bottle. We won't have time to roll it out before the election, but look for it after.

    • @Romans10.9-13
      @Romans10.9-13 4 дня назад +3

      That's hilarious! Do you mind sharing the company name?

    • @chris55529
      @chris55529 4 дня назад +3

      @@Romans10.9-13 I have to ask my boss first. We're in California, so everyone's at lunch now, but I'll ask him when he gets back.

    • @realistic_delinquent
      @realistic_delinquent 4 дня назад +3

      @@chris55529 I want a bottle

    • @Infidel-y5j
      @Infidel-y5j 4 дня назад +2

      It'll never happen. You'd have to get her permission to use her image and she'd never agree.

    • @chris55529
      @chris55529 4 дня назад +6

      @@Infidel-y5j Our graphics people can tweak the image so that, legally, it's only "vaguely suggestive" of her, but "open to interpretation". This would double her legal costs if she did sue.

  • @callmemayhem6366
    @callmemayhem6366 4 дня назад

    Once again i gotta give brett props for these ads lmao u the AD GOAT at this point brett dont miss w those

  • @Elzabethan
    @Elzabethan 4 дня назад +16

    Kamala Is the definition of desperation 😂😂😂

  • @chantezj18
    @chantezj18 4 дня назад +1

    1:53 while you're at it my mom wants in on these "find a conservative spouse" things lol 😆

  • @ChainsawFPV
    @ChainsawFPV 4 дня назад +11

    If a woman's first questions are what do you do and how much do you make, run. Fast.

  • @robinwolkiewicz1927
    @robinwolkiewicz1927 4 дня назад

    I just have to say I love love love your energy in this video!

  • @monoO733
    @monoO733 4 дня назад +49

    Hello from Germany ! Love your videos :D good source of information for whats going on in the US :) :D tschüüü

  • @flpndrox
    @flpndrox 3 дня назад

    Gossiping and shaming is very on brand.

  • @geezmaboi
    @geezmaboi 4 дня назад +19

    Just speaking as a man.The way that the campaigns look at us men as tools and less of people to confirm political opinions is crazy.No men particularly black thought of that ad

    • @realistic_delinquent
      @realistic_delinquent 4 дня назад

      “Men are Human doings.”
      “What you do for women is the steak, and who you are is the garnish.”
      “Men must engage with the world as it is, women may engage with the world through the filter that men make for them.”
      We have loads of these.

    • @geezmaboi
      @geezmaboi 4 дня назад

      ​@@realistic_delinquent
      Crazy world we live in.We create gender wars that dehumanise each other because of the actions of idiots on both side😞

    • @lebensebs
      @lebensebs 4 дня назад

      real. it’s just insulting to be looked at as a tool to women to marry. like, you’re worthless if you’re under this height or make less than this amount or vote for this person. good thing those women are just a loud minority and there are many great women on this planet that’ll love a man for who he is, and vice versa

    • @ЕвгенийПершин-е1ь
      @ЕвгенийПершин-е1ь 3 дня назад

      ​@@geezmaboi people find it as a better result rather than having easy to understand and impose on other people standard of behavior.
      People fought for more freedom and forgot to expect people to generalize others, for self preservation, the same way
      Meaning if the gender is practicing "live and let live" it's not a surprise that opposite gender quickly would start hate your gender

  • @Elizabeth0913
    @Elizabeth0913 3 дня назад +1

    I’m never giving up my morals for a date.

  • @champdynasty8992
    @champdynasty8992 4 дня назад +19

    Preach sister! 🇺🇸

  • @SumeragiChain
    @SumeragiChain 2 дня назад

    Damnit.. she always gets me with her seamless ad transition.

  • @eazy3434
    @eazy3434 4 дня назад +12

    After these past few years, all I want it conservative women

  • @ABEdits22
    @ABEdits22 3 дня назад +1

    00:38 omg that Indian meme🤣🤣

  • @tyranus159
    @tyranus159 4 дня назад +10

    We should hold Brett to that promise

  • @RyanBell-xn7yk
    @RyanBell-xn7yk 3 дня назад +1

    I’m signing up for this whole Brett Matchmaking for marriage thing

  • @populustremulus228
    @populustremulus228 4 дня назад +17

    Brett is so cute.
    Her advice of going to a dog park( with your dog^^), to meet a potential love partner, is a very good advice!
    Remember the 101 Dalmatians?
    Best Disney's love story ever.

    • @mrw4165
      @mrw4165 4 дня назад +1

      But watch out for Cruella!

    • @populustremulus228
      @populustremulus228 4 дня назад +1

      @@mrw4165 don't worry, the new Disney made an absolute woke of Cruella Devil, she is utterly annoying, but inoffensive for dogs, she even might be a peta^^.

    • @bobdavis4848
      @bobdavis4848 3 дня назад +1

      @@populustremulus228 A PETA! Cool!

    • @populustremulus228
      @populustremulus228 3 дня назад

      @@bobdavis4848 yep, they are.

  • @Kahtilik
    @Kahtilik 4 дня назад +1

    If Brett is good at one thing, it's segwaying into a sponsor

  • @Campzzyzx
    @Campzzyzx 4 дня назад +8

    Bring out the Chicken and Watermelon strategy Kamala

  • @Raymundo03
    @Raymundo03 4 дня назад +1

    Brett Cooper Helping me get married was not in my BINGO card for this year 😂😂 BUT I LOVEEE ITTT

  • @Tom_Torres
    @Tom_Torres 4 дня назад +11

    Brett, you do the smoothest channel sponsor segues on YT!

    • @Infidel-y5j
      @Infidel-y5j 4 дня назад

      With me, when promo appears, rapid clicking of 5-second skip-button begins.
      I never give the ads a chance to register in my brain. Random ads are annoying as 99.9999% wouldn't interest me. For the 1 in a million which would interest me, I've probably already bought what they're selling.
      There are loads of tricks to avoid ads online. If they ever found a foolproof way to make us watch ads, I'd quit using any site which used it.

  • @abbyofgail_
    @abbyofgail_ 4 дня назад +11

    2:08 NOW THATS A GREAT CONCEPT

  • @totallysuper1
    @totallysuper1 4 дня назад +1

    Hmmm, FRIES or Lies? I’ll take FRIES, thank you President Trump

  • @Peoplegreatarewe
    @Peoplegreatarewe 4 дня назад +16

    She is done

    • @shiroibasketshoes
      @shiroibasketshoes 3 дня назад

      Brett's not done; she's doing well. She should just refer to Harris by her last name once in awhile and talk a little more slowly.

  • @j.davidsapp6212
    @j.davidsapp6212 4 дня назад +1

    I mean, in their defense, they're not specifically saying who to vote for...🙄😏 Oh yeah, and incidentally, I wasn't planning to vote a couple times back, but my wife "made me." I live in a red state, so there's that. I'm a bit more fired up this time around though.

  • @carsoncorrell7882
    @carsoncorrell7882 4 дня назад +11

    The men who vote for Kamala can’t do 20 pushups

    • @scott21113
      @scott21113 4 дня назад

      They do wear push up bras though

  • @JenniferPartaka
    @JenniferPartaka 2 дня назад

    I saw you giggle talking about Kamala's past. I giggled too...
    😂😂😂

  • @perpelflameandcompany
    @perpelflameandcompany 4 дня назад +7

    Your segway to commercial GETS US EVERYTIME!

    • @Infidel-y5j
      @Infidel-y5j 4 дня назад

      Three times now I've seen this line of comment. I am beginning to think they're bots.

  • @caitlinpowell9010
    @caitlinpowell9010 3 дня назад +1

    The desperation is so loud 😂

  • @DeyDeyxFRAT
    @DeyDeyxFRAT 4 дня назад +17

    If you are 30 and Brett is just now making sense god bless you. If Bret is getting through to you at 40yrs old, god bless you twice and welcome to the side of logic and regular common sense

  • @ranman5501
    @ranman5501 3 дня назад

    :45 I love people that can make themselves laugh! Keep doing what you’re doing Brett!

  • @monirami718
    @monirami718 4 дня назад +9

    LMAO “okay Bethany” my brother’s liberal girlfriend’s name is Bethany 😂😂😂

  • @peanutbutterjellytme
    @peanutbutterjellytme 4 дня назад

    As much as I dislike the sponsor segment of your videos, the way you segue into them is only matched by one or two others on youtube. So smooth. 😂

  • @vaughnwonenberg
    @vaughnwonenberg 4 дня назад +10

    Men with balls for trump. Women with balls for Kamala. Lol