'What Does It Mean to be British?' with Olga Koch and Nish Kumar | Late Night Mash | Dave
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- Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
- THIS CONTENT INCLUDES STRONG LANGUAGE. Do you think you could pass the British citizenship test? Do you know every Sugababes line-up since 1998? Olga Koch and Nish Kumar discuss what it means to be British.
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When I had to the Life in the UK test one of the questions was legitimately "Which two of Henry VIII's wives were first cousins?"... it's literally like doing a crappy pub quiz except instead of a pint you win voting rights.
Thomas Howard Duke or Norfolk's nieces Anne Boleyn & Catherine Howard.
It sounds like it was written by some privately educated boomers who were taught the British empire days...
Sounds to me like you are definitely a proper UK citizen, with that last comment 👍.
Anne Boylen Catherine howard
@@madisntit6547 smooth !!!!
The highest GDP in Europe.... AND four world cups
Don't make me cry. No please don't. I don't have enough tissues for that.
Germany
And started, then lost, 2 world wars. WTG you guys.
Yes but at least we can do comedy and talk about our country's past with reverence.
@@Christian988. Sure, But that does require you to be VERY selectuve with the past ou choose to look at..
All countries can. Germany could do that too, the just choose to be honest.
The German Citizen test was very logical, basic rules and regulations mostly, the difficulty was the written language - for me at least - was sometimes hard to understand if the question was pro or con about the subject. over 100 questions you can go over online, and they choose 37 for you to answer. simples!! (not really..but I only got 3 wrong,and I knew that there were 4 or 5 that I was unsure of, so better than expected.)
I agree, life in the UK test is very detailed and a big unfairness to foreigners which I attended in June 2021 . Two of my native colleagues did a mock test and they both failed and wondered how I went through it.
Sounds like the one in Denmark, many many danes fail that one as well.
@@bazzakrak, the average DF (Danish People's Party (for racists with little education, who don't realise, that their politicians would sell them as slaves if it would make them able to torture immigrants and refugees))voter fails, which I find very amusing.
The questions are crazy and practically always irrelevant.
I took it for my indefinite leave to remain. You just buy the book, read it, take the test then forget all of its contents in a week.
"Two World Wars and one World Cup"
Germany: *laughs in 4 World Cups and economic domination of Europe*
If a new neighbor knocked on everyone's door to introduce themselves, I'm pretty sure we'd all be quite suspicious &/or terrified. Do they want something or are they just nuts? Definitely not typical British behavior.
@Daniel Wood Maybe you're British, I'm American I've done that every time I've moved. I'm calling the British embassy in the morning to request my passport.
That reaction says more about you, Kristen.
As Moss's mum says "An unopened door is a happy door!"
A point The MASH Report (before they broke it) addressed in one of their Him And Her field reports.
No warm Fosters till 11am? 8am in a Spoons! I was shocked too...
In retrospect, Olga probably wishes she'd gone for Irish citizenship instead…
I'd say at least 48% of the population wishes they could do that.
Haha them salty lefty tears.
@@highdefinitionstanleytm9614 ?? Mate, I'm Australian.
I'm fascinated by Brexit, _like many Australians,_ because we can't believe how absolutely you've *stuffed up your Nation* and given away your desirable position as the gateway to Europe.
My only tears are of laughter at your expense.
@@casbot71 well obviously by your choice of media on RUclips i doubt you are getting a full picture of the benefits that Brexit has brought or will bring in the future.
@@highdefinitionstanleytm9614 So what are these benifits, then? Please enlighten us.
Its definitely not normal British etiquette to introduce yourself to neighbours,in fact I'd say its the exact opposite,ignore neighbours at all cost and pretend you didn't even notice them whilst at the same time having a good old nosey when you think no one notices.
That citizen test obviously has a very old fashioned view of Britain and obviously thinks we live in some 1950's ideal"of neighbours taking round potraosts or cakes to new neighbours or those they know are sick or ill or needy...not in 2000's Britian they don't,its dog eat dog out there and ognore neighbours at all cost just in case they need somehting..godforbid
2:09 I'm a Brit and have lived elsewhere for over half my life. I came back to London a few years back, went to see a musical and then tried to find a pub to have a drink in afterwards. I thought that all those restrictive opening hours were gone in the UK - but no. We couldn't find a pub open. We even asked in a few restaurants if we could just sit at a table and have a drink or two - no again. The latter is perfectly OK in licensed restaurants where I live.
Happy to have Nish and the gang back! Thanks Dave!
Sorry mate probably yes along with all the people that produced it I silly me I was on about the content and humour
@@MultiMeg101 I have no idea what you are on about. My comment was thanking the Dave Channel. What part of Norwich are you from?
Why the f do I know a pub opens at 11am?! I'm not alright.
There's some food for thought here about who we are and how the world sees is versus our own perceptions.
Where's the Doo Dah? Two world wars and one world cup, doo dah, doo dah
We need the Dave channel in America. I need this.
its left wing shit
That is some excellent television.
It's Moo-tea-ya, how dare you?
I love Mash. This is what "the daily show" in the US wishes it could be.
there is nothing even remotely clever in usa on tele..
Making a stand, in a one night stand, on bonfire night, shouting Guy Fawkes top one hundred list baby, weather from the top or below, front or back.
At least I got what time do pubs open! And I'm American! Would I fit in?
Got to say, the absurdity of the test kind of peaked my interest. Maybe it'd serve well for a drinking game?
You can keep your passport…for now. 😈
The Audience must be paid to laugh.
Brilliant content, but unfortunately some of your vids are not available for viewers outside the UK.
Any way to fix that for future vids? Thanks again for great entertainment!
Get a VPN
Olga…. Ohhhh… Olga….
Olga is pretty!
yeah pretty unfunny like the rest on the Mash Report
@@lilmoyinyang5812 I like her comedic style.
Congrats on your British citizenship, Olga
Nice American accent :)
Is she an oligarch's daughter?
You bet! 😅
His dad Alfred Koch was a pretty big politician in 90's Russia and for a little time was a key figure in NTV, big Russian channel. Interestingly, he even been a host in two episodes of the local "The Greed" quiz show. 😮
Siobhan is god!
Ta ra Nish 😂
At least in Australia you get to know your neighbours!
Dangerous to do on a fella of Asian descent that, with this government he may get deported to x country where they 'look like him'
british and english are very differant
It's all about genetics.
Humour, of course is subjective, but I find Nish to be one of the unfunniest comedians on tv.
You have a tv?
why do you watch him then? Is your remote broken?
@@ArminGrewe To annoy myself. Seriously, if he's on a show like QI or 8 out of 10 Cats, then I have to suffer his "humour" because I want to see the programme.
So make some friends. That way you won't be so pathetic and lonely that you spend your nights watching videos for the sole purpose of triggering yourself.
@@lizastarpeter4295 See what I mean about humour being subjective?
The Gammons in the comments can't take a joke.
Can you please do “What it means to be American” next? We could really use it.
Thought we'd seen the back of this rubbish
British passport
This is funny?
Do any Americans feel she has an American accent? Her accent is obviously Russian
No, as a Californian I'd say she definitely has a neutral American accent, not a Russian one.
What's "obvious" is that she doesn't have any noticeable Russian accent, my dude
I liked the original Mash Report a little, and I like both the people in this piece, but somehow, this just wasn't that funny.
Ok soyboy it never was never funny.
To be British means to be of Anglo-Celtic descent that one can trace back to the pre-modern area of the 20th Century. Ergo, Kuma isn't British. I hope that helps.
That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard
Though niether the Angles or Celts were from the island, the were invaders
Just like every bunch that settled here.
There are no 'natural' brits.
I hope that helps
Colonialism and now neo-colonialism. 🙃
Neither of these two are British
About as funny as stage IV Cancer 🤔🤮
Remember when British comedy was funny?
And British?
Dear Olga - Don't lock your knees when standing. Causes problems in later life. Otherwise, well done.
Who the …k are the sugar babes?
The only thing British and funny is the canned laughter
No canned laughter in britain
@@annother3350 To give Mark his due, laughter is so foreign to us in Britain that it probably does sound fake to him.
@@Richard_Jones to be fair if nish kumar was your favourite comedian laughter would be foreign to you
Late night Mash is only slightly funnier than 9/11
This is funny?
Im wondering the same question.
Racist, yes obviously. But funny! Can someone hold up a card or something when a joke is said please