I hope a chef that would flip food in a flaming but not blue pan & / or chop food rapidly would watch story 23 all the way through and take it seriously! Actually, I would just want to see them blind react to it! And trolls, don't get shadowbanned or blocked!
My school is seriously a cesspool of stereotypes. The rapper kids, the skateboard dudes, the weird satanic kid that got reported as someone to look out for because he jokes WAY too much about gun violence on other students, the thots, the creeps, the snobby rich kids, the nerds (including me), you name it. It’s crazy.
My school has fortnight boy who think theirs hot crap and cool but are somewhat cringe. Goths, edgylord, cringly girls, nice kids and popular sport kids
My school has a bunch of stereotypes too. The edgelord jocks, the edgelord jocks, the edgelord jocks, the edgelord jocks, the edgelord jocks, the edgelord jocks, and the tiktok girls
Mine wasn't in the classroom, but just outside one. The gas had been turned off for our whole city in the middle of winter, an especially cold one where we loved, and one of the pipes on my high school campus burst. Thankfully, most of the "hallways" in Tucson schools are actually just covered sidewalks, so at least there was only mild damage inside, if any.
Ah, geology. Was on a field trip and we were being shown the strata on a cliff face opposite while standing at the top of a crumbling bank. The girl next to me slippped and started to fall down the bank so grabbed the nearest thing which happened to be my trousers. The belt couldn't keep them up and they ended up around my ankles but she still didn't let go as she slid down the bank dragging me behind her. We ended up in a grazed heap at the bottom of the slope with my trousers around my ankles. Several angry responses went though my head before settling on a loud shout of "Control yourself, woman!"
I'm no longer a student, and it didn't happen in a classroom, but I'll never forget this one: I was outside walking to my social studies class at the back of the campus, minding my own business. There's a huge crowd of students also heading to class, as usual. A couple of students who I had never met were making out, and I wasn't paying attention to them. But they were walking as they were making out, not looking where they were going, and eventually they pinned me up against a wall. I stood there in complete disbelief for a bit, sandwiched between these two people sucking face and the brick wall. I finally asked them to please get off me so I could leave. Only then did they stop making out, and they both turned to glare at me for having the audacity to interrupt them.
When I used to attend public school, so this was during my junior high school years, whenever my classmates make a huge fuss, our adviser at the time would throw a fit. I mean this person would literally throw books everywhere. We could all tell that this person isn’t the type to be messed around with. Public schools are no stranger to drama. It happens all the time, regardless what time of the day it is.
Back when I was a kid in the 90s my 4th grade teacher lost her mind and beat the class clown with a chair. I was in 6th grade when i happened and moved to a different school anyway so I didn't see it. The scary thing was that I _was_ the class clown when I had her. I sitll kind of wonder if I pushed her over the edge. Oh, and the kid she beaten had some pretty bad injuries, but was able to make a full recover. Teacher got sent to jail too but I don't know for how long.
In third year a bunch of lads in my form in our form room when we were waiting for our form started playfighting with cushions before it escalated into them getting onto the girls table and fighting with chairs.
In college my ecology professor threw a tantrum because the class didn’t show enough interest in his presentation on sea turtles. We weren’t being loud or disruptive or anything, we just didn’t ask enough questions for his liking. He got super mad and started yelling and threw a marker across the room. Everyone just looked at each other like “???”
One time in grade SIX I got back from a pro sports game and my teacher starts talking to me about the game. We got to the part where the home team scored a game winner. I told him about it and he yelled "HOLY CRAP THAT GOAL WAS AWESOME RIGHT?" and pushed over my friend's chair as my friend was sharpening his pencil. funny as hell.
One time, in college, I was taking a Latin class. We had this class clown who sat near me in our small classroom. Guy used to always call out random jokes in the middle of class. So, this one day, our teacher was writing some sort of chart on the chalkboard (I can’t remember precisely). This guy opens his mouth, starts to make a faint ‘huff’ as he gets ready for a joke. Our teacher just whips around so fast and chucks this piece of chalk straight at the guy, hitting the wall just centimeters from his face. Of course, everyone was laughing and amazed at the teacher’s skill, but the guy didn’t seem too concerned about the chalk actually hitting him. It was a fun day, though.
Here's a couple. Two guys got into a fight over the Simpsons cartoon. No joke. Second, the noisy classroom went quiet as we watched a kid in the back drink an entire bottle of water through his nose.
I remember I wad in 7th grade math class. This girl walks in and says “I can’t hear anything out of my left ear.” My math teacher told her to go to the nurse. The entire class was confused why she didn’t go to the nurse in the first place. She wasn’t even in that class.
Story 24: thats a mixure of the kool-aid advertisments and that one episode of spongebob squarepants where a man in a gorilla suit was beating up sandy and patrick while spongebob was to scared to help because his a** would break again.
My Junior year English teacher was always mildly annoyed by a girl who would eat chips in class. By the end of the year, she was full on trolling by pulling out soup thermoses and Chipotle burrito bowls at the beginning of class, full spread.
During 5th grade we were dismissing and this kid yelled “it’s getting hot in here “ in response the whole building of 4th and 5th grade so about 88 people yelled Back “so take all your clothes off”.
Had this one teacher in high school. Super chill guy, always smiling, nice all the time. Also, former military who put himself through school by working overnights as a prison guard. Really long fuse, but hit the end of his temper, and it's gonna be dynamite. Rare, but you could legit hear him yell throughout the entire school.
I had a drill bit explode when a teacher was trying to show me what to do on my project. Immediately after the bit exploded, he looked at me and said "... And that's what you're not supposed to do"
When I was in middle school, one of the math teachers(a fairly buff dude) put on the vest that the shortest kid in my grade wore like all the time He couldn’t button it Other times he jumped up on a desk(don’t recall why), told us he had (minor!) car crash that very morning on his way there, introduced us to the Juice Box song(and other, actual math-based songs), and he’d blow his whistle while we were taking tests either to scare us or as an impromptu fake fire alarm thing Still one of my favorite teachers though! He also was the football coach, idk if he still is
My “well that happened” moment was when I got a high score on my report card causing me to get a BIG reward and I thought “well that happened”. Another one at 25 likes.
I was friends with this one guy, he was pretty cool and we both had counseling. Well over time we separated but we was still chill. Till one time in winter (in our ice frozen over baseball field recess) where he got hurt in the ice and fuckin lost it. The kid that pushed him said he was sorry but some dudes had to hold ‘em Back while litterally every kid just a gathered up in a circle and stared at all of what was goin down. I was last to notice, but when I did most of it was over. He had breakouts before and after and was kind of a kooky wild card kid but I’m pretty sure everyone remembered that specific day. I was watching in utter shock. Celebrated his bday a year ago cuz he still remembered me.
My favorite thing I witnessed in school: So in elementsry school I knew this kid. Very strong adhd/autism. I tried being nice because I know what its like to be bullied for that. They would hit anybody they disagreed with. One time they punched me because I said "aren't diamonds brittle? Can't they shatter?" After they claimed diamonds were unbreakable in 5th grade. Their source? Minecraft (which was VERY new at the time). Anyway, flash forward about 4 years to 9th grade. Felt like longer now thay I think about it. Anyway, we were in a computer science ish class where we had robotics kits we were working on, and he kept playing with it after we were done with thag for the day and moved on to something else. My teacher asks for him to stop. He doesn't. She asks a few more time, he says fine. Few minutes later, hes back it again. She asks his partner to take them from him and put them away where they belong. So his partner takes them from him and starts walking to the back of the class. This kid, who has NOT grown any larger or stronger in the last 4 years, attempts to tackle his partner. His 6'5, giant wrestling team member work partner. The partner hardly flinched as he tried to push him over. Then just turned around and looked down. We were all silent (which was a rarity for this class) as the kid tries to punch him over and over. Mf thought he was Raiden or something before eventually the school resource officer came in and took the kid away. It was quite the sight. I do feel bad for laughing at it sometimes because I know its not entiely the kids fault for being like that... but at the same time, seeing somebody try to take down a person who is at least 33 percent larger and 50 percent heavier is quite the sight.
The woodworking story actually happened in my school (when i think i was in 2nd year), our woodworking teacher caught himself on the big saw in the middle of the classroom, this caused us not to have woodwork for some time & when he finally came back his thumb was nasty looking where it had met the saw's blade!
in one class i had in middle school, someone hid a speaker somewhere in the classroom. we never learned anything that day because random sounds and music would randomly start blasting at max volume. the speaker was never found and no one knows who did it, but it never happened again.
We had the dogs come in one day, and afterwards, the kid next to me that liked to tell me everything (I don't even know why, I was known for being a bit prudish back then) told me he had something on him. The principal calls him out into the hall with his bag, and as he passes the trashcan BY THE DOOR he throws it into it, and it was empty so you hear it. I'm just glad he didn't ask me to hold onto it.
i love that part where you say the kid just started playing league like his mind he mush have thought well if I go out I might as well play 1 more game
For me: Probably when one of the teachers thought it would be a good idea to stick egg carton to the walls of our classroom in order to reduce noise and warmth leakage. Our principal obviously was in a very strong disagreement to that acton. Once he found out he stormed into the classroom ripped of the carton while screaming yelling and cursing at that other teacher. Everything - the sticking of the carton and the ripping off was done during class in front of us students and we were definitly laughing our asses off.
During science/biology class, we were talking about the male genital. The teacher said that sperm have some glucose (sugar) in it. My class mate just shouted "but sperm does not taste sweet" Everyone was looking at him while he explained that he asked his girlfriend when they did the act.
In elementary school we had bathrooms for each class room.some kid went into the bathroom and then left,then the next kid went into the bathroom and then in 1 second he came back and said "SOME KID POOPED ON THE FLOOR" yeah it was weird
This happened to me this year: We were in maths class and the Fire alarm starts going. Our teacher wouldn't let us leave the class or the school for that matter(we're in a school were we use mostly pcs or elettronic stuff so there's a High risk of Fire if not handled carefully). We discovered a couple days later someone Lit toilet paper on fire
one day in lunch in 4th grade, my ears started to bleed, the teacher was completely ignoring me while i raised my hand and ofc 10 year old me was freaking out mentally. i have to call out a name of a student that was next to the teacher just to clean myself up, it was a mess ☠️
In third year a bunch of lads in my form in our form room when we were waiting for our form started playfighting with cushions before it escalated into them getting onto the girls table and fighting with chairs.
We were in 1 st grade and girl in my classroom went berserk . For some reason our former music teacher " pissed " her of and she started throwing chairs at her . She was like freaking SEVEN at the time
We had an assembly in the gym, the whole school P-8. For fun, they decided to have 2 teachers wear inflatable sumo wrestler suits. A teacher I absolutely hated because she was a bitch to me and treated me like I was mentally challenged was picked. I wished she would lose. I guess someone was granting wishes and then some. She got knocked over, hard. Her helmet flew off as she fell over. Her head missed the mat. There were two thuds. One was her body hitting the mat, the second was her head hitting the floor. Everything after was a blur to me but I know the fire department was called along with an ambulance. She was okay somehow but not as mean from there on.
An example of one thing she did, I wasn't allowed to talk to her. I had to write down what I wanted to say to her on a sticky note and put it on a paper behind her desk where everyone could see it and wait for her to write a reply. She punished me along with the whole class for being so loud they couldn't hear the announcement of a tornado warning. I wasn't at school that day. I was at work with my dad, a district employee with multiple other district employees as witnesses. Multiple big wigs who were higher than a principal but lower than a superintendent.
We got sent home one day in I think 2005 due to the main power transformer blowing its top like it was the 4th of July. Ended up out of class for the rest of the week while the school and the local power authority did repairs.
I guess the funniest thing that happened was when I was in business class last year and two of the students are arguing to each other and one brings up the Pakistan floods that happened last year, (the person who brought it up was black and the person he was arguing to was Pakistani) and the Pakistani kid says that at least they have water. They kept going on and on until the teacher shouted to the black kid, and i quote "AT LEAST THEY HAVE WATER", (mind you, the teacher was indian) everybody in the class just started laughing so hard and the black kid was flabbergasted. It was quite the site to see
1st story omg i remember in HS they brought the dogs. Kids grabbed his bag bailed then tried to dump his green leaves into a smoking pavilion. I lmao when i saw someone running all of a sudden. He got caught and expelled
Was a music major in college. Asked who was on the radio station. Was told that they were all communications majors. Since I had to do certain electives anyway, I figured I'd do that see how I liked it and see about being a DJ. The professor, Dr. Smith, in the first class was SO BORING. He talked in a long drawn out monotone voice that literally put people to sleep. The second one, Professor Jones, always smelled like booze. I kid you not, he came in one time, sat behind his desk and said "I don't feel like teaching today. My cat got caught in my engine". He never mentioned anything about cats when he was stammering in class. The following year, I was still thinking about changing majors. A guy in my dorm last year said "Hey! You hear what happened? Dr. Smith died." I asked how they could tell. The following week, Professor Jones died from drinking himself to death. If figured it was to dangerous to be a communications major. Stayed with music.
I have explained this before, But 4 Years ago from today on July 14th, 2023, I was in a Deep state of depression, I went to School on my First day of my Last Year before graduating on a Bad and Sorrowing note because my Summer Vacation break in 2019 was horrible, horrible enough to cause self harm to myself i'd tell ya that much, When I went to school that day, first thing I did was talk to My Principle referred to as Darlene Bee about a private conversation, she told me that she doesn't have time for that now, but later in the day, she'll call me over to her office for me to talk to her about stuff, so then when it's time, I rushed over to her office during the 3rd Period in Pahoa High and when I arrived to her office, first thing I asked her was, "I was wondering if we can set up an assembly so that I can apologize to everyone in the school absent or no for the harm i've caused" and she replies, "We only can do assemblies if it's for a Special occasion or event, plus you only caused harm to one class from what I've heard anyway" and then after our private discussion was finished, I walked up to the Third story building up to the Third floor and when I got there, I went up to the right side of the railing and said, "Huh, is any of this worth killing myself over? Because obviously if I don't do this then I have three toddlers to deal with once my Niece from my Sister's Family is born, and my insanity will be broken so fast just from dealing with these Demon Kids 24/7, but the problem is, what if I do it, but then Kingdom Hearts 4 comes out by next day and Not only is Alpha and Omega an Outside world shown in the trailer, but Dreamworks join in with Kung fu Panda, Shrek, and Over the Hedge, and Madagascar! So i have to make a decision here and if I make the wrong the choice, It will ruin me a lot worse than how it is now... for me..." and then after I think it over, i said, "Okay... I'm gonna wait one more day, if Mom doesn't come through with something Great and Amazing by then, I'll come back to this exact spot and do it straight up" and then for about maybe an Hour or so goes by after that, Next thing I knew, My Mom calls my Teacher on the Landline phone and tells her to put me on the phone and then when I was put on the phone, first thing my mom ask me was, "Did you throw Benny's Clothes in the Bushes?" and I told her straight, "No I didn't, I had nothing to do with that, seriously" and then After School, Turmoil came and went because my Mom wouldn't Believe a word out of anybody's Mouth and then when it was over eventually thanks to my Sister's Now Ex-Boyfriend for admitting that he threw Benny's Clothes in the Bushes, I said, "Well... that happened... I'll wait one more day, just to see what's different this time" and then Next day After School, My sister and Her Now Ex grabbed their things and left.
Uhm...wha...can you sum that up maybe cuz i.... Wha so you wanted to jump from school building cuz you were depressed and these toddlers but didnt do cuz kung fu panda films, and then,your mom asked you if you had thrown clothes away and then somehow your sisters Boyfriend go away and...then its over??? I mean what happened after? Did you tell them and go to a therapist or what
@@LeroxYT No I didn't go to a Therapist because I was too happy to even go to one anyways first off and secondly, I Celebrated My Happiness by 1: Going to Walmart and Target in Hilo the Following night after my sister guys left 2: Spending the Night at My Aunt & Uncle's House Over the Weekend 3: Going to Walmart and Target in Kona after spending the night in the Same Weekend
Story 25 (16:53) happened quite a bit in my school, even if it's not as funny The teachers often leave their doors open, and we had staggered lunches for different year groups, so there would be loads of students walking past while we were working, and it seemed to become a thing for people to just push their friends into rooms as they passed You'd just be listening to the teacher, there'd be a noise by the door and then everyone turns to look. The kid gets out, and we carry on like nothing happened. Same with random screams - for some reason, the younger kids playing on the yard would just be shouting at the top of their lungs, and we'd be working quietly and you just hear a high pitched blood-curdling sort of scream. Everyone would look at each other amused, and then go back to working. Oh and some kind of ventilation always used to make noises in the ceiling of my english classroom, it was really weird and i never found out what it exactly was
I cussed out one of the welding instructors last week. You don't play some highschool teacher bullshit with me and not get called out. He had red flags from the first day I met him and it just got worse. I was more than willing to give him time to prove me wrong. It didn't even last the first week.
Someone used stink bombs at my elementary school when I was in fourth grade. The fifth graders responsible had to apologize to us at the end of the year. Looking back, it was actually kinda funny.
In gym this kid had a meltdown and first spiked a gator ball into another kid and then a teacher escorted him out with him giving him us the double middle finger.
I do have a story, i was hungover in school when i was like 13, and they thought i had some severe illness, i kept telling them im fine, but they made me go home and said they would call cps on my mum if she didnt take me to hospital, then she called school, and said, its fine, she is just hungover, i dont need to go to hospital over a hangover, just send her home, so yeah, alcohol night before, then a day off school afterwards
In third year a bunch of lads in my form in our form room when we were waiting for our form started playfighting with cushions before it escalated into them getting onto the girls table and fighting with chairs.
@@LeroxYT if you didn't hear how to make alcohol as a teen, you must have been pretty sheltered. It's just yeast + sugar + water = boom, alcohol overnight. I was not one of the "cool kids", so I never tried it.
Teatcher came in yelled at my class she’s kinda heavy and then yells at me while I cried due to the fact that I’m sensitive to sound then she sits nexed to me and the chair breaks and she screamed and acused me of unscrewing the chair leg I was suspended for a week 💀 two months I to highschool I was 12💀💀💀💀💀
On the day of the Russian invasion of Ukraine back in February 2022. My 11th grade High school American History teacher came in late(we had him first period every day). Now it wasn't that unusual for him to be late, but it was usually by less than 5 minutes or so when it happened. This time it was 15 minutes late. He proceeded to rant at us about how he hated the Russian government and was very sad as he told us about his family was from Ukraine and how they had experienced the brutality of the USSR and how he was worried about the family members that were still in Ukraine (note he was born an American so idk how his family that was from Ukraine that were living in the states managed to get out of the USSR). He vented his frustration at all for remaining class time(our first period was 55 minutes long every day. So he ranted for about 40 minutes). He never told us anything else about the War in Ukraine or if his family that was still in Ukraine were safe for the rest of the year. I remember thinking to myself as I left class that day 'Well that just happened and I'm sorry Sir'
@@GipsyDangerfan nope I got a five day weekend out of it so not complaining. Also don’t feel sympathy for the guy he sexually assaulted his daughters so be happy he’s gone
My Klass mate jumped out of a Window betting that he won´t die and run away before he got tackeled by our teacher and suspendect. (sorry fore my bad english write it on a crapy Laptop
In high-school, I started hearing a few loud clicks in a quiet class...I look over and this girl is cutting her fingernails in the middle of class...she finished both hands..
In fourth grade, there was a kid in the class, who for the point of the story, I'm just gonna call bobby. Bobby had anger issues and would always be pissed off at random shit. On the second fucking day of school, he was mad because he didn't have a partner for an activity and had to be in a group of three. So, being a quiet, intellectual, smart, calm kid that he always was, he grabbed on to the bottom of his desk, and just chucked that motherfucker across the damn room. Bobby was sitting in the middle of the floor, crying and refusing to get up despite all the desperate attempts by the super intendent. We ended up having to have math class in a different classroom that day.
Saw someone she up to an esports club as a banana (I’m assuming peely from Fortnite due to what the club was known for) Not school but saw someone dressed as a shrub and gorilla at a summer camp
11:14 I dont understand, whats shocking about dropping books on the ground and a woman having a miscarriage? They arent even related. Can someone give me an explination?
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I hope a chef that would flip food in a flaming but not blue pan & / or chop food rapidly would watch story 23 all the way through and take it seriously!
Actually, I would just want to see them blind react to it! And trolls, don't get shadowbanned or blocked!
My school is seriously a cesspool of stereotypes. The rapper kids, the skateboard dudes, the weird satanic kid that got reported as someone to look out for because he jokes WAY too much about gun violence on other students, the thots, the creeps, the snobby rich kids, the nerds (including me), you name it. It’s crazy.
My school has fortnight boy who think theirs hot crap and cool but are somewhat cringe. Goths, edgylord, cringly girls, nice kids and popular sport kids
My school has a bunch of stereotypes too.
The edgelord jocks, the edgelord jocks, the edgelord jocks, the edgelord jocks, the edgelord jocks, the edgelord jocks, and the tiktok girls
I was the weird satanic kid in middle school 😔 still cringe thinking about it
I’m the weird dead inside kid
i’m the quiet art kid who everyone comes to when there is an art project
Mine wasn't in the classroom, but just outside one. The gas had been turned off for our whole city in the middle of winter, an especially cold one where we loved, and one of the pipes on my high school campus burst. Thankfully, most of the "hallways" in Tucson schools are actually just covered sidewalks, so at least there was only mild damage inside, if any.
Ah, geology. Was on a field trip and we were being shown the strata on a cliff face opposite while standing at the top of a crumbling bank. The girl next to me slippped and started to fall down the bank so grabbed the nearest thing which happened to be my trousers. The belt couldn't keep them up and they ended up around my ankles but she still didn't let go as she slid down the bank dragging me behind her. We ended up in a grazed heap at the bottom of the slope with my trousers around my ankles. Several angry responses went though my head before settling on a loud shout of "Control yourself, woman!"
I'm no longer a student, and it didn't happen in a classroom, but I'll never forget this one:
I was outside walking to my social studies class at the back of the campus, minding my own business. There's a huge crowd of students also heading to class, as usual. A couple of students who I had never met were making out, and I wasn't paying attention to them. But they were walking as they were making out, not looking where they were going, and eventually they pinned me up against a wall. I stood there in complete disbelief for a bit, sandwiched between these two people sucking face and the brick wall. I finally asked them to please get off me so I could leave. Only then did they stop making out, and they both turned to glare at me for having the audacity to interrupt them.
When I used to attend public school, so this was during my junior high school years, whenever my classmates make a huge fuss, our adviser at the time would throw a fit. I mean this person would literally throw books everywhere. We could all tell that this person isn’t the type to be messed around with. Public schools are no stranger to drama. It happens all the time, regardless what time of the day it is.
Back when I was a kid in the 90s my 4th grade teacher lost her mind and beat the class clown with a chair. I was in 6th grade when i happened and moved to a different school anyway so I didn't see it. The scary thing was that I _was_ the class clown when I had her. I sitll kind of wonder if I pushed her over the edge.
Oh, and the kid she beaten had some pretty bad injuries, but was able to make a full recover. Teacher got sent to jail too but I don't know for how long.
In third year a bunch of lads in my form in our form room when we were waiting for our form started playfighting with cushions before it escalated into them getting onto the girls table and fighting with chairs.
In college my ecology professor threw a tantrum because the class didn’t show enough interest in his presentation on sea turtles. We weren’t being loud or disruptive or anything, we just didn’t ask enough questions for his liking. He got super mad and started yelling and threw a marker across the room. Everyone just looked at each other like “???”
Story 10 had to be my favorite ,the level of chaos I never thought was possible
One time in grade SIX I got back from a pro sports game and my teacher starts talking to me about the game. We got to the part where the home team scored a game winner. I told him about it and he yelled "HOLY CRAP THAT GOAL WAS AWESOME RIGHT?" and pushed over my friend's chair as my friend was sharpening his pencil. funny as hell.
One time, in college, I was taking a Latin class. We had this class clown who sat near me in our small classroom. Guy used to always call out random jokes in the middle of class. So, this one day, our teacher was writing some sort of chart on the chalkboard (I can’t remember precisely). This guy opens his mouth, starts to make a faint ‘huff’ as he gets ready for a joke. Our teacher just whips around so fast and chucks this piece of chalk straight at the guy, hitting the wall just centimeters from his face. Of course, everyone was laughing and amazed at the teacher’s skill, but the guy didn’t seem too concerned about the chalk actually hitting him. It was a fun day, though.
I see you had Barty Crouch Jr., disguised as Mad-Eye Moody, for a teacher.
@@GipsyDangerfan maybe. Although the teacher was typically very calm and friendly otherwise. That day, though, just got out of hand with jokes.
Ive taught first & second grade for 18 years---none of these surprise me as I know what they did as kids.
Here's a couple. Two guys got into a fight over the Simpsons cartoon. No joke. Second, the noisy classroom went quiet as we watched a kid in the back drink an entire bottle of water through his nose.
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The Simpsons thing happened when I was in middle school too. It was about "Lisa goes Gaga."
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I remember I wad in 7th grade math class. This girl walks in and says “I can’t hear anything out of my left ear.” My math teacher told her to go to the nurse. The entire class was confused why she didn’t go to the nurse in the first place. She wasn’t even in that class.
Story 24: thats a mixure of the kool-aid advertisments and that one episode of spongebob squarepants where a man in a gorilla suit was beating up sandy and patrick while spongebob was to scared to help because his a** would break again.
The professor that roasted that girl should be a rapper.
My Junior year English teacher was always mildly annoyed by a girl who would eat chips in class. By the end of the year, she was full on trolling by pulling out soup thermoses and Chipotle burrito bowls at the beginning of class, full spread.
I probably would've asked her if I could have a tiny piece.
During 5th grade we were dismissing and this kid yelled “it’s getting hot in here “ in response the whole building of 4th and 5th grade so about 88 people yelled Back “so take all your clothes off”.
Had this one teacher in high school. Super chill guy, always smiling, nice all the time. Also, former military who put himself through school by working overnights as a prison guard. Really long fuse, but hit the end of his temper, and it's gonna be dynamite. Rare, but you could legit hear him yell throughout the entire school.
My school BLOCKED every single thing that was fun
The fact that the last guy heelied out of the room is just magical- I miss those godforsaken shoes
I had a drill bit explode when a teacher was trying to show me what to do on my project. Immediately after the bit exploded, he looked at me and said "... And that's what you're not supposed to do"
When I was in middle school, one of the math teachers(a fairly buff dude) put on the vest that the shortest kid in my grade wore like all the time
He couldn’t button it
Other times he jumped up on a desk(don’t recall why), told us he had (minor!) car crash that very morning on his way there, introduced us to the Juice Box song(and other, actual math-based songs), and he’d blow his whistle while we were taking tests either to scare us or as an impromptu fake fire alarm thing
Still one of my favorite teachers though! He also was the football coach, idk if he still is
The last one, bro really heeleed out
My “well that happened” moment was when I got a high score on my report card causing me to get a BIG reward and I thought “well that happened”.
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I was friends with this one guy, he was pretty cool and we both had counseling. Well over time we separated but we was still chill. Till one time in winter (in our ice frozen over baseball field recess) where he got hurt in the ice and fuckin lost it. The kid that pushed him said he was sorry but some dudes had to hold ‘em Back while litterally every kid just a gathered up in a circle and stared at all of what was goin down. I was last to notice, but when I did most of it was over. He had breakouts before and after and was kind of a kooky wild card kid but I’m pretty sure everyone remembered that specific day. I was watching in utter shock. Celebrated his bday a year ago cuz he still remembered me.
I just spit-taked my Dr pepper against the can right in my face at the icebreaker barf story.
My favorite thing I witnessed in school:
So in elementsry school I knew this kid. Very strong adhd/autism. I tried being nice because I know what its like to be bullied for that. They would hit anybody they disagreed with. One time they punched me because I said "aren't diamonds brittle? Can't they shatter?" After they claimed diamonds were unbreakable in 5th grade. Their source? Minecraft (which was VERY new at the time).
Anyway, flash forward about 4 years to 9th grade. Felt like longer now thay I think about it.
Anyway, we were in a computer science ish class where we had robotics kits we were working on, and he kept playing with it after we were done with thag for the day and moved on to something else. My teacher asks for him to stop. He doesn't. She asks a few more time, he says fine.
Few minutes later, hes back it again. She asks his partner to take them from him and put them away where they belong.
So his partner takes them from him and starts walking to the back of the class.
This kid, who has NOT grown any larger or stronger in the last 4 years, attempts to tackle his partner.
His 6'5, giant wrestling team member work partner.
The partner hardly flinched as he tried to push him over. Then just turned around and looked down. We were all silent (which was a rarity for this class) as the kid tries to punch him over and over. Mf thought he was Raiden or something before eventually the school resource officer came in and took the kid away.
It was quite the sight. I do feel bad for laughing at it sometimes because I know its not entiely the kids fault for being like that... but at the same time, seeing somebody try to take down a person who is at least 33 percent larger and 50 percent heavier is quite the sight.
The woodworking story actually happened in my school (when i think i was in 2nd year), our woodworking teacher caught himself on the big saw in the middle of the classroom, this caused us not to have woodwork for some time & when he finally came back his thumb was nasty looking where it had met the saw's blade!
in one class i had in middle school, someone hid a speaker somewhere in the classroom. we never learned anything that day because random sounds and music would randomly start blasting at max volume. the speaker was never found and no one knows who did it, but it never happened again.
During Gym at dodgeball, I was talking to my friend and i dodged a ball without noticing and my friend saw it.
You got those spider sense
We had the dogs come in one day, and afterwards, the kid next to me that liked to tell me everything (I don't even know why, I was known for being a bit prudish back then) told me he had something on him. The principal calls him out into the hall with his bag, and as he passes the trashcan BY THE DOOR he throws it into it, and it was empty so you hear it. I'm just glad he didn't ask me to hold onto it.
i love that part where you say the kid just started playing league like his mind he mush have thought well if I go out I might as well play 1 more game
For me: Probably when one of the teachers thought it would be a good idea to stick egg carton to the walls of our classroom in order to reduce noise and warmth leakage. Our principal obviously was in a very strong disagreement to that acton. Once he found out he stormed into the classroom ripped of the carton while screaming yelling and cursing at that other teacher. Everything - the sticking of the carton and the ripping off was done during class in front of us students and we were definitly laughing our asses off.
During science/biology class, we were talking about the male genital. The teacher said that sperm have some glucose (sugar) in it. My class mate just shouted "but sperm does not taste sweet" Everyone was looking at him while he explained that he asked his girlfriend when they did the act.
In elementary school we had bathrooms for each class room.some kid went into the bathroom and then left,then the next kid went into the bathroom and then in 1 second he came back and said "SOME KID POOPED ON THE FLOOR" yeah it was weird
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This happened to me this year: We were in maths class and the Fire alarm starts going. Our teacher wouldn't let us leave the class or the school for that matter(we're in a school were we use mostly pcs or elettronic stuff so there's a High risk of Fire if not handled carefully). We discovered a couple days later someone Lit toilet paper on fire
one day in lunch in 4th grade, my ears started to bleed, the teacher was completely ignoring me while i raised my hand and ofc 10 year old me was freaking out mentally. i have to call out a name of a student that was next to the teacher just to clean myself up, it was a mess ☠️
In third year a bunch of lads in my form in our form room when we were waiting for our form started playfighting with cushions before it escalated into them getting onto the girls table and fighting with chairs.
I ship the frick yeah kids
Story 24 would've been awesome if the guy in the banana suit came in with maracas and started singing Peanut Butter Jelly.
10:56 the fish moved its mouth at the same time he said “maaan”
“Frick yeah!!”
We were in 1 st grade and girl in my classroom went berserk . For some reason our former music teacher " pissed " her of and she started throwing chairs at her . She was like freaking SEVEN at the time
We had an assembly in the gym, the whole school P-8. For fun, they decided to have 2 teachers wear inflatable sumo wrestler suits. A teacher I absolutely hated because she was a bitch to me and treated me like I was mentally challenged was picked. I wished she would lose. I guess someone was granting wishes and then some. She got knocked over, hard. Her helmet flew off as she fell over. Her head missed the mat. There were two thuds. One was her body hitting the mat, the second was her head hitting the floor. Everything after was a blur to me but I know the fire department was called along with an ambulance. She was okay somehow but not as mean from there on.
An example of one thing she did, I wasn't allowed to talk to her. I had to write down what I wanted to say to her on a sticky note and put it on a paper behind her desk where everyone could see it and wait for her to write a reply.
She punished me along with the whole class for being so loud they couldn't hear the announcement of a tornado warning. I wasn't at school that day. I was at work with my dad, a district employee with multiple other district employees as witnesses. Multiple big wigs who were higher than a principal but lower than a superintendent.
We got sent home one day in I think 2005 due to the main power transformer blowing its top like it was the 4th of July. Ended up out of class for the rest of the week while the school and the local power authority did repairs.
And everybody had to make up a week's worth of homework?
I guess the funniest thing that happened was when I was in business class last year and two of the students are arguing to each other and one brings up the Pakistan floods that happened last year, (the person who brought it up was black and the person he was arguing to was Pakistani) and the Pakistani kid says that at least they have water. They kept going on and on until the teacher shouted to the black kid, and i quote "AT LEAST THEY HAVE WATER", (mind you, the teacher was indian) everybody in the class just started laughing so hard and the black kid was flabbergasted. It was quite the site to see
why did the fish in the background gameplay start to fly at 3:43
1st story omg i remember in HS they brought the dogs. Kids grabbed his bag bailed then tried to dump his green leaves into a smoking pavilion. I lmao when i saw someone running all of a sudden.
He got caught and expelled
Was a music major in college. Asked who was on the radio station. Was told that they were all communications majors. Since I had to do certain electives anyway, I figured I'd do that see how I liked it and see about being a DJ.
The professor, Dr. Smith, in the first class was SO BORING. He talked in a long drawn out monotone voice that literally put people to sleep. The second one, Professor Jones, always smelled like booze. I kid you not, he came in one time, sat behind his desk and said "I don't feel like teaching today. My cat got caught in my engine". He never mentioned anything about cats when he was stammering in class.
The following year, I was still thinking about changing majors. A guy in my dorm last year said "Hey! You hear what happened? Dr. Smith died." I asked how they could tell. The following week, Professor Jones died from drinking himself to death. If figured it was to dangerous to be a communications major. Stayed with music.
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Nice vid
I have explained this before, But 4 Years ago from today on July 14th, 2023, I was in a Deep state of depression, I went to School on my First day of my Last Year before graduating on a Bad and Sorrowing note because my Summer Vacation break in 2019 was horrible, horrible enough to cause self harm to myself i'd tell ya that much, When I went to school that day, first thing I did was talk to My Principle referred to as Darlene Bee about a private conversation, she told me that she doesn't have time for that now, but later in the day, she'll call me over to her office for me to talk to her about stuff, so then when it's time, I rushed over to her office during the 3rd Period in Pahoa High and when I arrived to her office, first thing I asked her was, "I was wondering if we can set up an assembly so that I can apologize to everyone in the school absent or no for the harm i've caused" and she replies, "We only can do assemblies if it's for a Special occasion or event, plus you only caused harm to one class from what I've heard anyway" and then after our private discussion was finished, I walked up to the Third story building up to the Third floor and when I got there, I went up to the right side of the railing and said, "Huh, is any of this worth killing myself over? Because obviously if I don't do this then I have three toddlers to deal with once my Niece from my Sister's Family is born, and my insanity will be broken so fast just from dealing with these Demon Kids 24/7, but the problem is, what if I do it, but then Kingdom Hearts 4 comes out by next day and Not only is Alpha and Omega an Outside world shown in the trailer, but Dreamworks join in with Kung fu Panda, Shrek, and Over the Hedge, and Madagascar! So i have to make a decision here and if I make the wrong the choice, It will ruin me a lot worse than how it is now... for me..." and then after I think it over, i said, "Okay... I'm gonna wait one more day, if Mom doesn't come through with something Great and Amazing by then, I'll come back to this exact spot and do it straight up" and then for about maybe an Hour or so goes by after that, Next thing I knew, My Mom calls my Teacher on the Landline phone and tells her to put me on the phone and then when I was put on the phone, first thing my mom ask me was, "Did you throw Benny's Clothes in the Bushes?" and I told her straight, "No I didn't, I had nothing to do with that, seriously" and then After School, Turmoil came and went because my Mom wouldn't Believe a word out of anybody's Mouth and then when it was over eventually thanks to my Sister's Now Ex-Boyfriend for admitting that he threw Benny's Clothes in the Bushes, I said, "Well... that happened... I'll wait one more day, just to see what's different this time" and then Next day After School, My sister and Her Now Ex grabbed their things and left.
Uhm...wha...can you sum that up maybe cuz i.... Wha so you wanted to jump from school building cuz you were depressed and these toddlers but didnt do cuz kung fu panda films, and then,your mom asked you if you had thrown clothes away and then somehow your sisters Boyfriend go away and...then its over??? I mean what happened after? Did you tell them and go to a therapist or what
@@LeroxYT No I didn't go to a Therapist because I was too happy to even go to one anyways first off and secondly, I Celebrated My Happiness by
1: Going to Walmart and Target in Hilo the Following night after my sister guys left
2: Spending the Night at My Aunt & Uncle's House Over the Weekend
3: Going to Walmart and Target in Kona after spending the night in the Same Weekend
@@keonimarcelo5813 ok
@@c10713a Wdym it's fake? I'm just answering what the video asked me!
@@c10713awhat makes you think it’s fake? No one would make something like this up
Now I want some nice bacon with maybe a side of toast and eggs.
One kid a week or two ago went up to the math teacher and said “Mr. S! 1v1 me in spin the bottle”
Story 25 (16:53) happened quite a bit in my school, even if it's not as funny
The teachers often leave their doors open, and we had staggered lunches for different year groups, so there would be loads of students walking past while we were working, and it seemed to become a thing for people to just push their friends into rooms as they passed
You'd just be listening to the teacher, there'd be a noise by the door and then everyone turns to look. The kid gets out, and we carry on like nothing happened.
Same with random screams - for some reason, the younger kids playing on the yard would just be shouting at the top of their lungs, and we'd be working quietly and you just hear a high pitched blood-curdling sort of scream. Everyone would look at each other amused, and then go back to working.
Oh and some kind of ventilation always used to make noises in the ceiling of my english classroom, it was really weird and i never found out what it exactly was
I love stories 6, seven, and VIII
Bro you cannot switch from regular numbers to fuckin roman numerals
@@pmchadSaid nobody else ever
I Like the 二
I like story 4 7 and VX X Vll
I like I, 2, 三, IV, and 五
#17 was just sad😢
I cussed out one of the welding instructors last week. You don't play some highschool teacher bullshit with me and not get called out. He had red flags from the first day I met him and it just got worse. I was more than willing to give him time to prove me wrong. It didn't even last the first week.
Someone used stink bombs at my elementary school when I was in fourth grade. The fifth graders responsible had to apologize to us at the end of the year. Looking back, it was actually kinda funny.
story 23 physically hurts to think about
when I was in vpk two twins threw up on each other and it stained the rug, 3 year old me was traumatized after that one
In my class someone tried to strangle himself and then held scissors to their neck. I was kind of traumatised.
My brother told me a similar story how someone smeared sauce all over the bathroom
I watched a fellow kid chop a finger off in the boy scouts.. he went into shock and it was barely hanging on
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In gym this kid had a meltdown and first spiked a gator ball into another kid and then a teacher escorted him out with him giving him us the double middle finger.
I do have a story, i was hungover in school when i was like 13, and they thought i had some severe illness, i kept telling them im fine, but they made me go home and said they would call cps on my mum if she didnt take me to hospital, then she called school, and said, its fine, she is just hungover, i dont need to go to hospital over a hangover, just send her home, so yeah, alcohol night before, then a day off school afterwards
Alcohol with 13?
@@LeroxYT she for the streets
@LeroxYT it was after a celebration (no idea which one) and i got drunk, then the next day, hungover af, i went to school, then the story happened
In third year a bunch of lads in my form in our form room when we were waiting for our form started playfighting with cushions before it escalated into them getting onto the girls table and fighting with chairs.
@@LeroxYT if you didn't hear how to make alcohol as a teen, you must have been pretty sheltered. It's just yeast + sugar + water = boom, alcohol overnight. I was not one of the "cool kids", so I never tried it.
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Teatcher came in yelled at my class she’s kinda heavy and then yells at me while I cried due to the fact that I’m sensitive to sound then she sits nexed to me and the chair breaks and she screamed and acused me of unscrewing the chair leg I was suspended for a week 💀 two months I to highschool I was 12💀💀💀💀💀
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On the day of the Russian invasion of Ukraine back in February 2022. My 11th grade High school American History teacher came in late(we had him first period every day). Now it wasn't that unusual for him to be late, but it was usually by less than 5 minutes or so when it happened. This time it was 15 minutes late. He proceeded to rant at us about how he hated the Russian government and was very sad as he told us about his family was from Ukraine and how they had experienced the brutality of the USSR and how he was worried about the family members that were still in Ukraine (note he was born an American so idk how his family that was from Ukraine that were living in the states managed to get out of the USSR). He vented his frustration at all for remaining class time(our first period was 55 minutes long every day. So he ranted for about 40 minutes). He never told us anything else about the War in Ukraine or if his family that was still in Ukraine were safe for the rest of the year. I remember thinking to myself as I left class that day 'Well that just happened and I'm sorry Sir'
My school went on lockdown cus a homeless guy pissed on the magnolia tree out front
A dude shot himself in the office of my school and we were off for five days
Not trying to come off as rude or unsympathetic, but did ya have to make up any homework?
@@GipsyDangerfan nope I got a five day weekend out of it so not complaining. Also don’t feel sympathy for the guy he sexually assaulted his daughters so be happy he’s gone
Idk a kid pissed in the fish tank in 1st grade
My Klass mate jumped out of a Window betting that he won´t die and run away before he got tackeled by our teacher and suspendect. (sorry fore my bad english write it on a crapy Laptop
In high-school, I started hearing a few loud clicks in a quiet class...I look over and this girl is cutting her fingernails in the middle of class...she finished both hands..
Fuck yeah!
In fourth grade, there was a kid in the class, who for the point of the story, I'm just gonna call bobby. Bobby had anger issues and would always be pissed off at random shit. On the second fucking day of school, he was mad because he didn't have a partner for an activity and had to be in a group of three. So, being a quiet, intellectual, smart, calm kid that he always was, he grabbed on to the bottom of his desk, and just chucked that motherfucker across the damn room. Bobby was sitting in the middle of the floor, crying and refusing to get up despite all the desperate attempts by the super intendent. We ended up having to have math class in a different classroom that day.
Saw someone she up to an esports club as a banana (I’m assuming peely from Fortnite due to what the club was known for)
Not school but saw someone dressed as a shrub and gorilla at a summer camp
WHAT IS THE GAME IN THE BACKGROUND
11:14 I dont understand, whats shocking about dropping books on the ground and a woman having a miscarriage? They arent even related. Can someone give me an explination?
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Yea I'm first I guess
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@personwhodosentlikecheese I mean it's kind of impossible to beat him
God is good and forgiving##jesus
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"swatteamontheroof.jpg" has got to be the best part of this video