As someone who has worked in the legal world in Australia and seen/studied various legal systems around the world, I have always said if you're going to be found guilty of anything, be found guilty in Australia.
American citizen: I breathed American legal system: LIFE IN PRISON Australian citizen: I just killed like 20 people last night Australian legal system: Whatever
US* and that’s accurate especially if the US american is non-white and the aussie one is white, including in the US… case in point, all the non-white slaves incarcerated, enslaved, for existing or for non-lethal self-defence or weed or something while weed is promoted in Vogue and shit… or people like Amanda Kodak who drove drunk and killed a father of 6 and almost his fiancée too, and she got 3 years, meanwhile non-white people are in there for longer for weed or non-lethal self-defence or just existing! though there’s white slaves too… and the inmate transport vans’s side decals refer to them as property too (I remember seeing that), and the 13th amendment makes sure that doesn’t stop anytime soon…
When I was a kid in the 80s, it was really common to give small amounts of alcohol to kids. My granny and grandad had us graduating to sherry glasses of wine when we were about 5.
Technically in the Soviet Union, if you broke a law and you didn’t realise you were breaking the law and were benefiting the community, technically it was ok!
Literally me when I got 100 hours of community and a stint on good behaviour for a high range DUI and police chase with a bag of weed found in my car lol.
Serious question, I've always wondered. Those 100 hours of community service, how fast can you get that done? Is it like a normal 9-5 job where you can have those 100 hours completed in a couple weeks? What exactly is it they make you do?
@j_edwards6075 yeah it was 9-5 once a week in a recycling plant. During your intake for your CCO your parole officer will choose a job for you, and depending on your time, choose how many, and which days you will go in for it. I got lucky though. I did 2 shifts and then covid hit, so they were crediting everyone 8 hours for every week our places were closed, so I REALLY got off with 16 hours lol.
@ I think it can go higher in certain cases but the standard is 25 years without parole. I forgot to mention, some states have it different, certain states may have it for life because of state laws.
Funny how America's court system acts sort of like this Aussie stereotype. So many stories, so much frustration as people re allowed to walk the streets despite having committed 20+ crimes.
Australian: buys airsoft toy Penal System: 69 life sentences and an additional 1000 years for illegally importing illegal firearms, illegally, which is illegal in every state except Queensland. Legally.
@fullaiz12 sorry dont care about spelling and the pedantic people running around correcting people to make them selves feel better than others. That or maybe I did not proofread my cellphones predictive text. 🙂
@littleblackcat2273 difference is IDGAF, all this time spent on meaningless things, and one day regret will come over you, realizing none of this carries over in the next iteration of you. No new game plus, and skill points reset.
The fact that in the 9os here was a guy killing p hitch hikers and one guy escaped. Told the police and they were like, ‘oh nice. Not our problem.’ after the bloke gave a vivid description of the killer who killed his girlfriend.
The reason the drinking age in the US is older is because the driving age is so low. You don't want kids to be able to both drink and drive on their sixteenth birthday.
He probably has a medical certificate stating he has a mental health disorder and gets a slap on the wrist and 6 months of community service and 2 months rehabilitation because fuck Australian justice sucks i wish this bit wasn't so accurate the police are so scared to get bad publicity they don't do their job properly
I'm Australian and a teacher at my school was convicted as a paedophile she didn't even have her kids taken away im bringing the mood of this lightheated skit down but it is actually true
Erm actually drinking under the age of 21 in America is legal in some states if you’re on private property and have permission from your parents to drink, but in a couple of state you don’t even need permission as long as your on private property.
@@devonmckinley yeah it is. They literally imprisoned a lawyer for representing a client against the government. Meanwhile we have people literally saying the half a million dollar fines are not a deterrent to illegal land clearing because their revenue is just way too high, and the money made off it pays for the fine.
As a British man, I can say Iver here you'd be let off with no fine as our prisons are overcrowded cos kier stalin filled them all with innocent people
Well in australia if i go in my falcon and do a skid on public roads then some how that is “illegal” but it is not like that i did a robbery or start world war 3 like why😭
I can gie u a thousand reasons why thats wrong we are a real democracy we are civilised we are more laid back go to the footy and bag out parra o the pies, see how that goes for u drink 10 beers and wake up the next day and have more
As a Aussie they’ll give ya a slap in face Mabye for robbing the state of a couple billion but if I get caught on a high power e-bike I’m either spending spending that night in jail or I’m paying a 3000 fine
Bro in Australia 🇦🇺 we get a slap on the wrist like 2 times and then government help to improve( if you are proactive and actually seek it out), and then we go to jail bro we got it good
Yeah, this place is completely fucked nowdays.. It's been a while, but bringing back the death penalty and similar sentences to the U.S would get my vote!!
This is surprisingly accurate. By the way, police often will not find anything on murder cases or mysteriously disappearing cases because a they already know the person is dead. You probably have an idea of who's done it. In most cases it might even be multiple people or half a town that's done it and see. They do the absolute bare minimum to make it look like they're doing something, but the guy that died was probably a massive criminal. They've arrested 50 times and the courts refused to put in jail partially because of political b******* and partially because the jails are too full. So the please just don't care like they don't want to arrest a perfectly innocent person or the entire town which is not practical for a guy. That was a complete scumbag so they just pretend they didn't find anything useful even if it's f****** obvious
As a Aussie no one gets along with Collingwood supporters except Collingwood supporters
As a Collingwood supporter I agree
@@XingCai24 all good mate 😁
Agreed.
@@May-k3b2r yes true 😂
@@randomrc601yeah as a Collingwood supporter I agree
In Australia you get a slap on the wrist for murdering a human and then get a $999 dollar fine for going 1 km over the speed limit 😂😂😂
What, only $999? which state do you live in?
My family has never gotten fined for going over yet sometimes a we go a little bit over
Its sad because it's true
@@littleblackcat2273 any of them
You can go 41 in a 40 zone.
As someone who has worked in the legal world in Australia and seen/studied various legal systems around the world, I have always said if you're going to be found guilty of anything, be found guilty in Australia.
as a 4 year old australian child who is also a heavy drinker of xxxx beer this is heavily relatable
yep def not 4 tho
wait mby i just looked at ur yt channel
@@DailyESP its a joke bro
You type so well for a 4 year old woohoo 🎉 👏
Piece of advice, before your 8 you better be on the vitamin b buddy
@@DailyESP its a joke...
As a newborn Aussie that is a tradie, drinks 400 bottles a day I think American isn’t acceptable for this kind of behaviour put him out of jail
I was born 128 seconds ago and I completely agree with ya mate. Having to wait 21 years for a drink is 100% a human rights violation
the pick up rubbish thing is actually so accurate tho
The first bit sounds like Australian court 4.5 years after you’ve been charged
just dont let the coppers catch you with a 'modified vehicle'
American citizen: I breathed
American legal system: LIFE IN PRISON
Australian citizen: I just killed like 20 people last night
Australian legal system: Whatever
US* and that’s accurate especially if the US american is non-white and the aussie one is white, including in the US…
case in point, all the non-white slaves incarcerated, enslaved, for existing or for non-lethal self-defence or weed or something while weed is promoted in Vogue and shit… or people like Amanda Kodak who drove drunk and killed a father of 6 and almost his fiancée too, and she got 3 years, meanwhile non-white people are in there for longer for weed or non-lethal self-defence or just existing! though there’s white slaves too… and the inmate transport vans’s side decals refer to them as property too (I remember seeing that), and the 13th amendment makes sure that doesn’t stop anytime soon…
Australian goes 1km an hour over speed limit 100000$ fine
@AussieMulletboi nah the fine was for sporting a mullet.
@Ben_got_bored nah it was for not where a seat belt on my driveway
@AussieMulletboi got 2x speeding tix in one week recently. farken cameras….
I’m Aussie and when I was 7 my mum gave me a sip of wine and when I was 10 my dad gave me a sip of (not alcoholic) beer. We’re kinda chill over here
Who drinks non alcoholic beer?
@@MrInternFTLrecovering alcoholics
@ personal reasons
When I was a kid in the 80s, it was really common to give small amounts of alcohol to kids. My granny and grandad had us graduating to sherry glasses of wine when we were about 5.
"so uuuhhh.. my dad just offered me beer. im 16"
Always live these comparisons 😂😂😂❤
5 ounces of weed???!????!!! 10 years in jail
Assault with a deadly weapon? $5000 bond, 20 hours of community service
Nah but imagine if this was true: "If you had a reason break the law then you didn't really break it."
Technically in the Soviet Union, if you broke a law and you didn’t realise you were breaking the law and were benefiting the community, technically it was ok!
@@ImAHeroOnHiroin Damn. That's amazing. Wish we had that out here in Australia and New Zealand.
@@ImAHeroOnHiroin In Soviet Union, Law breaks you!
@@ImAHeroOnHiroin So it would be legal to break into an orphanage and leave $1000
extenuating circumstances
Literally me when I got 100 hours of community and a stint on good behaviour for a high range DUI and police chase with a bag of weed found in my car lol.
Serious question, I've always wondered. Those 100 hours of community service, how fast can you get that done? Is it like a normal 9-5 job where you can have those 100 hours completed in a couple weeks? What exactly is it they make you do?
@j_edwards6075 yeah it was 9-5 once a week in a recycling plant.
During your intake for your CCO your parole officer will choose a job for you, and depending on your time, choose how many, and which days you will go in for it.
I got lucky though. I did 2 shifts and then covid hit, so they were crediting everyone 8 hours for every week our places were closed, so I REALLY got off with 16 hours lol.
@@d1pstick32 Cheers for the insight man, very lucky bro haha
@@j_edwards6075 happy to help. Would not recommend. I was also not allowed to leave my town for the 18 months.
this one guy i’m friends with was in a police chase and had the helicopter on him. All he got was a fine.
And in Australia if you get life in prison you actually get *life* in prison, not just 25 years
thats not true
I swear USA life in prison is 35 years
@ I think it can go higher in certain cases but the standard is 25 years without parole. I forgot to mention, some states have it different, certain states may have it for life because of state laws.
@@youraveragefan6953 It's more common to get life without parole in the US than Australia.
@ that’s true
Darcy's acting as the ball Jamie Elliot marked was pretty good
Funny how America's court system acts sort of like this Aussie stereotype. So many stories, so much frustration as people re allowed to walk the streets despite having committed 20+ crimes.
ITs a funny exaggeration for Aussies, but it shows how laid back and humane the police are
I have a thing against Collingwood (Geelong fan. Grandpa was gonna play for them but told them to piss off
Australian: buys airsoft toy
Penal System: 69 life sentences and an additional 1000 years for illegally importing illegal firearms, illegally, which is illegal in every state except Queensland. Legally.
QUeenslanders..
Dude you're American accent is top tier
You fucked up with "drink driving" though
@@KingcoleIIV *your
@fullaiz12 sorry dont care about spelling and the pedantic people running around correcting people to make them selves feel better than others. That or maybe I did not proofread my cellphones predictive text. 🙂
@@KingcoleIIV Capital "S" when starting a sentence... (My mobile phone corrective text taught me that!) :P
@littleblackcat2273 difference is IDGAF, all this time spent on meaningless things, and one day regret will come over you, realizing none of this carries over in the next iteration of you. No new game plus, and skill points reset.
Needed this shit to brighten my day🙏🙏
Hurricane crocodile accident? You mean hurricane ALLIGATOR accident! 😂
American crocodile is a thing
AS an Aussie, I love how we bag out kiwis for stealing pav, but still call things like alligators crocs
Not every Aussie uses all of Aussie Slang, I don't use "Gooday Mate"
I dI’m
GDay is a stretch. But surely u use servo, uie, arvo, footy, and snags
@@Parraeels-g9h but I would still say hey mate
I don't use Aussie slang.
australians getting sent to court for using social media before turning 16 🤣🤣
Oh yeah
scary
Social media is worse than alcohol
@jetsflyingoffatrain4338 which is why people never drink underage ;)
@jetsflyingoffatrain4338 alcohol kills brain cells
i love this guy's vids he has so much humor
in Australia if you drop the cluch a bit early and spin the wheels a tad bit, its life in prision
Ngl in the uk it'd be informing the parents and telling me not to drink underage again (my parents knew i was doing it )😂
The fact that in the 9os here was a guy killing p hitch hikers and one guy escaped. Told the police and they were like, ‘oh nice. Not our problem.’ after the bloke gave a vivid description of the killer who killed his girlfriend.
THe jyndabine killer?
Great vid Dowlo!
Good vid brother!! 👍
The reason the drinking age in the US is older is because the driving age is so low. You don't want kids to be able to both drink and drive on their sixteenth birthday.
yeah but like in australia you start driving by yourself and drinking at 18 so not much diffence
Then don’t make the drinking age 16, make it 18 like most of the world.
It's 16 to get your drivers license in Australia aswell.
Well in aus you can drink at 18 and drive at 16
@@Seth_Bat yeah but not without an adult with you, in The US you can start driving by yourself at 16
Woah! 3 minutes ago? That’s the earliest I’ve ever been on any video!
As a fellow Aussie, yes (I did not commit a crime I swear)
1:16 A crocodile ate his Mum and Dad. What is life😂😂😂
Answer: USA
He probably has a medical certificate stating he has a mental health disorder and gets a slap on the wrist and 6 months of community service and 2 months rehabilitation because fuck Australian justice sucks i wish this bit wasn't so accurate the police are so scared to get bad publicity they don't do their job properly
I mean... with how attentive people are on the freeway, those 10 pieces of rubbish are basically a death sentence anyway
😂Love ya Darlo and your videos 😅 legendary 😊
The ivan Milat joke at the end sent me 😂
I'm Australian and a teacher at my school was convicted as a paedophile she didn't even have her kids taken away im bringing the mood of this lightheated skit down but it is actually true
Elliot got robbed of mark of the year that was fucken incredible
Erm actually drinking under the age of 21 in America is legal in some states if you’re on private property and have permission from your parents to drink, but in a couple of state you don’t even need permission as long as your on private property.
Same in Australia, and I believe in some EU countries, too. I'm surprised not many people know about this.
As an Aussie myself this is sorta funny that it’s soooo different
absolutely goated content
This is so true one time someone burned down a house (killed 200 people) and got 20 years in aussie
16 seconds ago feels like assault
Gday dowlo you are a great bloke love ya mate
luv this stuff
Do one on New Zealand crate day mate it’s coming up this Saturday 🤘
DO u think u own the pavlova?
Just wonderig
@@Parraeels-g9h think or know?
@@Cevah nah bro it's australian
Fun fact: the drinking age in the USA was raised to 21 because the government wouldn't pay for a highway to their state if they didn't
the american really said their parents died in a crocodile accident 💀
And the lawyer swore like a sailor.
@@Plethorality true lmao
HALO THERE MATE, Love your channel
As a law student, yup, sounds about right. All my alternatives are just "reform this law" cause they suck.
Guilty for being a Collingwood supporter
Go eagles
its like that for real
Yep sums up our weak as piss justice system pretty well
Only weak against the rich and wealthy. Pretty harsh against anyone vulnerable.
@TC-sl8ol that just isn't true
@@devonmckinley yeah it is. They literally imprisoned a lawyer for representing a client against the government. Meanwhile we have people literally saying the half a million dollar fines are not a deterrent to illegal land clearing because their revenue is just way too high, and the money made off it pays for the fine.
@@TC-sl8ol stfu joker go get a job
1:13 horrific crocodile accident. but America doesn't have crocs.
They have gators tho
@@Jbotw23 yeah gators not crocs and there are different in some ways.
1:12 they have alligators not crocodiles in America his story dosnt hold up
Nice accent mate 👍
As a British man, I can say Iver here you'd be let off with no fine as our prisons are overcrowded cos kier stalin filled them all with innocent people
love ur vids keep up the work )
! sip of alcohol?
Yup sounds about right
typical Collingwood behavior
im aussie so obviously i got to drink non alcoholic champagne when i was 12
Well in australia if i go in my falcon and do a skid on public roads then some how that is “illegal” but it is not like that i did a robbery or start world war 3 like why😭
AS a Holden supporter (still even tho they're done) just driving a falcons a crime
Should do one of an Australian court if you did a burnout on a quiet country road 3 light years from any other living creature....
Bro I’m a Aussie to a player on my jr footy team is a Collingwood supporter everyone boos him 😂
Death penalty is rare on some occasion in Australia
Death penalty was done since the 1900s mate
@ The Australia Penal Colonies was a manifestation back then with corruptions leaders
Australia is very strick on what is and isn't a crime and if you can't immigrate to Australia if you have any crimes speeding counts
His accent American is great
It really isn’t that great
@ for an Australian, it’s pretty decent
it really is like this. american sentences are way too harsh but australias are too weak!
I can gie u a thousand reasons why thats wrong
we are a real democracy
we are civilised
we are more laid back
go to the footy and bag out parra o the pies, see how that goes for u
drink 10 beers and wake up the next day and have more
Sadly, there are probably some Americans who think this is completely accurate
going for collingwood is a life time in prison
youth crime punishments be like
I’m a Aussie my dad lets me drink beer sometimes only because I’m ten years old
You should not be saying that in a public comment section
@@Jbotw23 it's a joke... I hope
Already is prison anyway.
Collingwood is the best team in AFL no questions asked
Hahaha, in america, they would give a 1st time offender life in prison. Their justice system is so messed up
Sad thing, this is close to the truth…
you can get away with murder in australia but if u own a modified car thats life in prison lol
Crocodile?
Florida
@@aroncanham7585Florida has alligators not crocodiles
it's supposed to be 3 strikes 20 years to life, no matter how petty the crime. not just one, unless you are of certain level of tan.
We're a country built by convicts so this makes too much sense
Also an aussie
I know Ivan Milat he killed at bolangalo state forest!
As a Aussie they’ll give ya a slap in face Mabye for robbing the state of a couple billion but if I get caught on a high power e-bike I’m either spending spending that night in jail or I’m paying a 3000 fine
Bro in Australia 🇦🇺 we get a slap on the wrist like 2 times and then government help to improve( if you are proactive and actually seek it out), and then we go to jail bro we got it good
I live in Australia and I wish I got a five dollar fine, I got $800 one instead
Then life in prison for having a lifted fourbie
My dad was cell mates with Ivan milat
Don’t you have to be 18 to have beer?
So in Australia the age is 18 but in America the age is 21
Typical Pies fans. No sense of proportionality. The Elliot mark was pretty good though.
Yeah, this place is completely fucked nowdays.. It's been a while, but bringing back the death penalty and similar sentences to the U.S would get my vote!!
Yeah that's a Collingwood supporter alright
Shaktv collab?
Lmao
Someone I knew made ai kid prn and he only got a warning and someone in Europe got 19 years
GO PIES!!!
This is surprisingly accurate. By the way, police often will not find anything on murder cases or mysteriously disappearing cases because a they already know the person is dead. You probably have an idea of who's done it. In most cases it might even be multiple people or half a town that's done it and see. They do the absolute bare minimum to make it look like they're doing something, but the guy that died was probably a massive criminal. They've arrested 50 times and the courts refused to put in jail partially because of political b******* and partially because the jails are too full. So the please just don't care like they don't want to arrest a perfectly innocent person or the entire town which is not practical for a guy. That was a complete scumbag so they just pretend they didn't find anything useful even if it's f****** obvious
lol!