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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @carlosfred8673
    @carlosfred8673 5 лет назад +8441

    TF2 Models sliding across the floor is an aesthetic.

    • @trashrabbit69
      @trashrabbit69 5 лет назад +150

      THIS IS ART!!
      - Dean Copperfield

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 5 лет назад +341

      *sliding across the floor with a fleshy squishing sound

    • @mechalo5271
      @mechalo5271 5 лет назад +107

      *(the above) while laughing in a funny way

    • @krimson8089
      @krimson8089 5 лет назад +61

      My new form of transportation

    • @hesiod_delta9209
      @hesiod_delta9209 5 лет назад +26

      @@krimson8089 is it possible to do that irl?

  • @DoctorLalve
    @DoctorLalve 5 лет назад +9966

    For some reason, the ending disturbed me.

    • @kaip7543
      @kaip7543 5 лет назад +188

      Make another heavy disaster

    • @kaip7543
      @kaip7543 5 лет назад +103

      U also got spooked

    • @potatotheugly2954
      @potatotheugly2954 5 лет назад +63

      A doctor lalve comment with only 3 likes?!?!

    • @kaip7543
      @kaip7543 5 лет назад +22

      Is true

    • @kaip7543
      @kaip7543 5 лет назад +22

      We must get more likes on this comment

  • @regretevatorr
    @regretevatorr 4 года назад +4527

    Spy's snort is like, the best thing to ever exist.

  • @dellconahager6433
    @dellconahager6433 4 года назад +1536

    "Scout help me cap this point!"
    Sexually harrases a limp sniper

    • @guadalupearias7118
      @guadalupearias7118 3 года назад +16

      Nice

    • @macaroni_mage
      @macaroni_mage 2 года назад +90

      sniper is a changed man, no amount of therapy or medical treatment will help him forget about that traumatic experience

    • @beesechurger2540
      @beesechurger2540 2 года назад +29

      No amount of therapy will ever make the sniper forget about liquid scout.

    • @MA-naconitor
      @MA-naconitor 2 года назад +8

      Not a sentence I ever though I was going to see

    • @ThatD1spynser
      @ThatD1spynser 2 года назад

      Sniper identifies as a cap and gets capped by a pedophile that was hired as a mercenary.

  • @mads0ldier
    @mads0ldier 5 лет назад +4099

    this is exactly what muscles are for

  • @JezMM
    @JezMM 5 лет назад +4092

    I can't get over how much "Hello again" oozes with backstory between these two characters

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 5 лет назад +137

      Between Soldier and Soldier?

    • @W3Rn1ckz
      @W3Rn1ckz 5 лет назад +188

      @@jozinek876 Last I saw, one of them stole the other's guitar....

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 5 лет назад +72

      @W3Rn1ckz "SOLO BATTLE" "Mine >:D" (snatches guitar)

    • @dongus0265
      @dongus0265 5 лет назад +23

      Soap

    • @Dem0crazye
      @Dem0crazye 5 лет назад +1

      In what videos?

  • @barrygaylien
    @barrygaylien 5 лет назад +713

    Tiny ambulance goes up scouts ass*
    Scout: Thanks doc

  • @dustinzacharias8227
    @dustinzacharias8227 2 года назад +144

    I love how in these videos you never find a person walking towards there destination. They just either teleport, or spiral out of control while floating.

    • @ranimdude
      @ranimdude Год назад +14

      Or slither
      I know it's been a year but still

  • @SmileytheSmile
    @SmileytheSmile 5 лет назад +2298

    "Middle-aged austrailan man gets captured by a huge muscular Hulk cosplayer and his little sister."

  • @JamaicanMeGiggle
    @JamaicanMeGiggle 5 лет назад +588

    Goddamn that ain't no soldier
    He a *swoledier*

    • @MrFizz-bt5wu
      @MrFizz-bt5wu 5 лет назад +5

      i just sighed so hard i think i broke a rib

    • @_mika-mikazuki_
      @_mika-mikazuki_ 5 лет назад +1

      The joke was awful.
      But not inaccurate

    • @UndyingWladeslaus
      @UndyingWladeslaus 5 лет назад +1

      Swoledier should be a new freak fortress fight

    • @aram00001
      @aram00001 5 лет назад

      Lmao that's good

    • @HuyenPhan-ir2wo
      @HuyenPhan-ir2wo 5 лет назад

      I bet swole Dedede can't beat him in a sexy contest.
      Defintion of sexy contest: A contest in which muscular men uses their muscle power and poses to attract the ladies. The swole person with the most ladies attracted wins and earns a prize that is announced. If one of their muscles or bones get busted up, the swole man who had that will be disqualified. Men without the muscles will not be able to join because being muscular is MANDATORY!

  • @Monody512
    @Monody512 4 года назад +1944

    0:55 is the best mode of travel ever.

  • @bigmantoe6209
    @bigmantoe6209 3 года назад +357

    0:38 "makes your eyes water, doesn't it"

    • @no.butlikethinkaboutit2089
      @no.butlikethinkaboutit2089 3 года назад +11

      Yeah, a little bit ngl

    • @assman4675
      @assman4675 2 года назад +9

      did you screenshot this nft and put it as your profile picture

    • @tdpro3607
      @tdpro3607 2 года назад +12

      @@assman4675 hope so bc hell is coming for nft holders rn

  • @somesomebody5969
    @somesomebody5969 5 лет назад +1779

    0:34
    Medic:(yells) SCHNELL!
    Ambulance: (Krankenwagengeräusche)

  • @fartinhaler20000
    @fartinhaler20000 4 года назад +2156

    0:37
    Car: goes up scouts ass
    Scout: Thanks doc
    That’s some advanced hospital shit right there

  • @Asurnasurpal
    @Asurnasurpal 4 года назад +3800

    Legit everything about the flexing contest is pure art. The backstory implied by "Hello again." The friendliness of it. The way it INSTANTLY transitions into flexing. The way blue fails by attempting to imitate red. It's just... its incredible.

    • @baddiepro5471
      @baddiepro5471 4 года назад +19

      is it just me or was the "hello again" from Cave Johnson?

    • @KingPBJames
      @KingPBJames 4 года назад +121

      In case you haven't been informed one million times, the flexing scene is a parody of a scene in the Full Metal Alchemist anime.
      Hello again is the best warcry in any video game though.

    • @legosans926
      @legosans926 4 года назад +7

      bro...

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 4 года назад +4

      @@legosans926
      I haven't seen such a perfect RUclips account since... Well, let's say that it was something very special

    • @megastorm8261
      @megastorm8261 4 года назад +1

      Blu

  • @toddhoward17
    @toddhoward17 4 года назад +288

    Holy shit the sound of scout gasping for air while he caps is so unnerving

    • @somelass231
      @somelass231 2 года назад +23

      i think it’s just laughing

  • @KingHalbatorix
    @KingHalbatorix 5 лет назад +1296

    0:22 that dolly zoom is actually really impressive

    • @gungisgrand225
      @gungisgrand225 4 года назад +71

      And he did it in Gmod too

    • @johnx140
      @johnx140 4 года назад +19

      I wanna learn how to do that with my editing on DaVinci :(

    • @bonjoviwankenobi8533
      @bonjoviwankenobi8533 4 года назад +18

      Hitchcock would be proud if he were here right now.

    • @TheBlairThing
      @TheBlairThing 4 года назад +25

      I've known what that was for about 15 years and I've never known it's name until just now, thank you

    • @NS-he4bg
      @NS-he4bg 4 года назад +24

      @@johnx140 In Gmod, you can change FOV and Angle with camera.

  • @nibbaturtle3340
    @nibbaturtle3340 5 лет назад +692

    "Step up and get flipped. "- Every Bodybuilder ever

  • @pathetic.6004
    @pathetic.6004 5 лет назад +309

    Remember it's
    *NOT MEDICINE*
    **spy appeared**

  • @burnbarnaby
    @burnbarnaby 5 лет назад +389

    0:19 I want giant revolvers as a new weapon class for the sniper now.

    • @matte8845
      @matte8845 5 лет назад +27

      A weapon to surpass metal gear...

    • @scooops4337
      @scooops4337 5 лет назад +2

      Yes. Someone make it now.

    • @violetcaster4644
      @violetcaster4644 5 лет назад +1

      I second this notion.

    • @AkioSann
      @AkioSann 5 лет назад +3

      @SansBadtimeGod You! Step Up And Get Flipped

    • @D8W2P4
      @D8W2P4 5 лет назад +1

      The closest production gun to that size would be a .600 Nitro Express revolver.
      Though the absolute closest in size was made by a Pole by the name of Ryszard Tobys.
      Who made a working giant black powder 1858 Remington revolver replica with a 1 1/8" bore, this gun also weighs (45 kg) almost a 1/3 of the stated weight of Heavy's minigun (150 kg).

  • @kuby64
    @kuby64 5 лет назад +535

    0:46
    "Not medicine!"
    -Spy, 2018

    • @Sabojake
      @Sabojake 5 лет назад +22

      It's cocaine

    • @deaconblackwood6785
      @deaconblackwood6785 5 лет назад +14

      kuby64
      *Sniff*
      I am a bloody _cap_
      *Seizure intensified*

    • @Jampolo_OG
      @Jampolo_OG 4 года назад +4

      @@deaconblackwood6785 Cap*

    • @deaconblackwood6785
      @deaconblackwood6785 4 года назад +4

      Carlos War BlueNeon Dash
      *Flies to sniper and caps him*

    • @turricanrocks1552
      @turricanrocks1552 4 года назад +1

      @@FlameFireTheFox Hmm... Hello again! *flexes*

  • @bloon104
    @bloon104 5 лет назад +304

    One beautiful autumn day. The medic, who was known for his unsuccessful magic, was at his hospital. A scout came running up to the medic, revealing a dying bird. Medic always knew of this magic spell that can fuse things together, used it on the bird and scout, and after finally being successful for the first time, seeing the bird hop away, he celebrated briefly by naming the bird "Archimedes". However, shortly after, archimedes was shot by the sniper cowboy, who owned the largest revolver in town. He managed to turn archimedes back into scout and was insulted. But BLU buff soldier counteracted this. Scout, seeing he had someone on his side, instantly came up to the patio where BLU buff spkdier was at. This didnt end well because they both were on opposite teams, evident by the fact that BLU buff soldier knocked off scout. Upon landing, he exclaims that it didnt hurt. But his second falling broke his sternum. Medic saw this all at a distance and sent one of his minivans to heal the scout which did help him. Another successful procedure was done, celebrating again by chanting one of the spells. However, he used the weong one and turned into cocaine and was taken by the spy thief saying that it was "Not medicine". The sniper cowboy was at a loss of words when he witnessed all of this, but all he could say was "I am a cap". Few spasms later, the sniper cowboy was laying there, immobile, and the BLU buff soldier saw this sniper cap. He flew down there thanks to the aerodynamicy of his muscles and captured the sniper cap. His rival, RED buff soldier, confronted him and challenged him to a flexing contest
    This ended with BLU buff soldier accidentally breaking his spine. RED buff soldier commanded the scout from earlier to capture the sniper cap by slithering up to him
    However, the medic was never heard from again. And his last appearance was when he was turned into cocaine. Did he get completely absorbed, or did the effect wear off? We may never find out

    • @funnypersonel
      @funnypersonel 5 лет назад +7

      He at ma place.

    • @stephenashor5226
      @stephenashor5226 5 лет назад +8

      SO MUCH EFFORT BUT SO LITTLE LIKES!!

    • @lukefurno1151
      @lukefurno1151 5 лет назад +2

      bloon 104 thank you for this Beautifablea narration!

    • @XPWindows_
      @XPWindows_ 5 лет назад +3

      Woh reading this made my eyes burn

    • @calebmcintosh3241
      @calebmcintosh3241 5 лет назад +1

      bloon 104 I wish to use this for a bedtime story. Would it be okay with you if I used this?

  • @r.bstorm8963
    @r.bstorm8963 4 года назад +99

    0:34- Getting Medicine in a Nutshell

  • @sninctbur3726
    @sninctbur3726 5 лет назад +517

    1:35 The barrels are Loss.

    • @zachy686
      @zachy686 5 лет назад +71

      I was thinking "no, that's a stretch" but then I saw he put the words "is this" in the same frame .. freaking genius man

    • @saltyderpy8343
      @saltyderpy8343 5 лет назад +38

      There's even "IS THIS" written, too.

    • @FHBStudio
      @FHBStudio 5 лет назад +1

      I don't see how it is loss though, as in, I can't see how the barrels/anything correspond to the things in the loss meme.

    • @g4l1l_buckz35
      @g4l1l_buckz35 5 лет назад +11

      Look top left
      Then next to it
      Then look below top left
      Then look under

    • @elronman
      @elronman 5 лет назад +1

      STOP

  • @Alex_Spider
    @Alex_Spider 5 лет назад +1031

    Who will be soldiers’ strongest man?
    Great video

    • @alexandnachoyt3001
      @alexandnachoyt3001 5 лет назад +2

      Welp, the blue died, ill call a ambulance (insert tinybdistorded ambulance sounds here)

    • @thinkkirby9025
      @thinkkirby9025 5 лет назад +2

      LOLOL SCOUT INTURRUPTS AND CIRCLING AROUND SNIPER XDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @thinkkirby9025
      @thinkkirby9025 5 лет назад +1

      @@alexandnachoyt3001 noice lil mini truck from medic that spy took)

    • @alexandnachoyt3001
      @alexandnachoyt3001 5 лет назад +2

      @@thinkkirby9025 👍

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 5 лет назад +2

      @@thinkkirby9025 CapSniper is captured.

  • @bubbablue4930
    @bubbablue4930 5 лет назад +681

    There never was, and there will never be a bad Eltorro64Rus upload.
    Thank you for making these, they always make my day.

  • @johnferreras6224
    @johnferreras6224 3 года назад +28

    1:08 The battle between Curtis and Armstrong

  • @derpy_horse4153
    @derpy_horse4153 5 лет назад +1074

    A
    *thunk*

  • @unusedaccountlmfaooooo
    @unusedaccountlmfaooooo 5 лет назад +776

    1:36
    * Scout intensely capping the sniper *
    _THE CONTROL POINT IS BEING CAPTU-_
    * Video ends *

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 5 лет назад +32

      Scout's maniacal laught...

    • @Jampolo_OG
      @Jampolo_OG 5 лет назад +36

      "Intensely capping" is not a phrase I expected to read today

    • @magnesiumpumpkin8453
      @magnesiumpumpkin8453 5 лет назад +24

      I think this is a joke about scout having a x2 capping speed

    • @INFINITIMBER
      @INFINITIMBER 5 лет назад +15

      So the Sniper was the POINT?????

    • @SwagLazy
      @SwagLazy 5 лет назад +20

      with those 2 things combined it is very confusing and disturbing. (or 3 with the video ending)

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 5 лет назад +301

    1:10 Joseph Joestar vs. The Pillar Men (1939)

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 5 лет назад +38

      0:35
      [THE AMBULANCE] leaves for Morioh after hearing reports of a feral David Bowie

    • @NexTDesigns
      @NexTDesigns 5 лет назад +25

      0:19 Hol Horse after killing Avdol

    • @Destroyah5000
      @Destroyah5000 5 лет назад +7

      Wrong anime, check the choice of music and be enlightened: It's an FMA reference.

    • @PanzerMan332
      @PanzerMan332 5 лет назад +13

      @@Destroyah5000
      Wrong. Everything is a JoJo reference.
      Everything.

  • @magmaman1500
    @magmaman1500 2 года назад +308

    It's beautiful how quickly soldier not only accepted, but embraced and encouraged sniper's transition to being a capture point

    • @GenesisSaturna
      @GenesisSaturna Год назад +26

      So happy for him, hope the point life treats him well 🏳️‍⚧️

    • @anangelicpancake7876
      @anangelicpancake7876 Год назад +2

      He found and became the point of life

  • @Spockitans
    @Spockitans 5 лет назад +142

    1:01 "I bet my dad could beat up your dad"

  • @maikol4128
    @maikol4128 5 лет назад +385

    Soldier is strongest mann,
    in history of strongest manns
    H A A H

    • @patrik9328
      @patrik9328 5 лет назад +2

      Maikol Perez NO!
      Heavy is giant man!
      Soldier is tiny!

    • @loganrutledge4157
      @loganrutledge4157 5 лет назад +1

      **H U T A H ! ! !**

  • @nixlynx2310
    @nixlynx2310 4 года назад +1031

    Imagine laying down because you’re hurt and all of a sudden Medic yells “Schnell!”

  • @WhatElseButBass
    @WhatElseButBass 3 года назад +10

    Doctor: spy snorting meth isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
    Spy snorting meth: 0:43

  • @banson8463
    @banson8463 5 лет назад +171

    *harrases sniper*
    control point has been captured!

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 5 лет назад +3

      Well, he's a cap now, can't argue with that

    • @sophsfavvids
      @sophsfavvids 5 лет назад +1

      I feel bad for caps now

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 5 лет назад

      @@mr.serious707
      They gotta cap him somehow, tho

  • @ovo176
    @ovo176 5 лет назад +1431

    1:31 when my dog see me

    • @divinitaliusgaming6167
      @divinitaliusgaming6167 5 лет назад +89

      Hot Rod so your dog runs at you and humps you

    • @Si-sg7vc
      @Si-sg7vc 5 лет назад +11

      @@divinitaliusgaming6167 Yep

    • @Numbers225
      @Numbers225 5 лет назад +4

      Accurate dogs reaction.

    • @tsunertoo9149
      @tsunertoo9149 5 лет назад +9

      Maybe think about getting your dog to an exorcist.

    • @redusto4505
      @redusto4505 5 лет назад +4

      No he doesn't rape you
      He just attacks you

  • @mrpillowhead6920
    @mrpillowhead6920 5 лет назад +118

    0:35 i never knew the medic used mini abulances to heal u by raming themself up your bum

    • @imabird1566
      @imabird1566 5 лет назад +18

      But every time he does he explodes into “not medicine”

    • @Destroyah5000
      @Destroyah5000 5 лет назад +1

      It's exclusive to the Suppository Medic set.

    • @Krazy_8s
      @Krazy_8s 5 лет назад +3

      Guess you could say the scout was butthurt.

  • @madcap1129
    @madcap1129 4 года назад +11

    When my parents aren’t in the room: 0:13
    When my parents are in the room: 0:37

  • @Quinnnard
    @Quinnnard 5 лет назад +656

    0:30 I couldn’t stop laughing at the scouts face

  • @javidmirza4584
    @javidmirza4584 4 года назад +157

    0:35 Brussels ambulances be like.

  • @Thedogunder
    @Thedogunder 5 лет назад +90

    1:00 that noise hurts my soul

    • @SilvaWolf.
      @SilvaWolf. 3 года назад

      @Colin Piper This point is mine. 😁

  • @murderouscinnamonrolln5349
    @murderouscinnamonrolln5349 3 года назад +63

    Spy just sliding around the med like he disguised as a snake but got shot at 0:43 is the best thing I’ve ever seen aside from the flexing competition at 1:06

  • @jonychavo8162
    @jonychavo8162 5 лет назад +203

    1:34 Garry's mod characters procraiting in her natural habitat

    • @Boomrainbownuke9608
      @Boomrainbownuke9608 5 лет назад +10

      scout sounds like he's having fun

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 4 года назад

      @@Boomrainbownuke9608 He is just high

  • @yourlocalcemetery
    @yourlocalcemetery 5 лет назад +222

    *I am fatest man, in history of fatest man.*

    • @kaip7543
      @kaip7543 5 лет назад

      Thank you for that😅

    • @SL-ex3uz
      @SL-ex3uz 5 лет назад +10

      -Scout? That Heavy is YOUR MOTHER?
      -AAAAAAAAHHHH Yeah that's right.

    • @topminator2991
      @topminator2991 5 лет назад +5

      @@SL-ex3uz *snorts in an amused tone*

    • @mrmolotok5934
      @mrmolotok5934 5 лет назад

      TV

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 4 года назад

      @@mrmolotok5934 no, bread land

  • @Croaux
    @Croaux 4 года назад +920

    Heres a simple explanation to what is happening in this video:
    Medic was enjoying himself one day, only to find scout running after him to inform that one of his doves had died. Medic takes this deceased bird, and throws it at scout which turns scout now into a dove. This new form is short lived, as a sniper near by shot scout down. "Take that you quack!" The sniper exclaimed. Sniper hears a voice from above, that person above was none other than BLU Soldier. Sniper was startled by this sudden appearence, so much that an A fell out of his mouth. BLU Soldier then states, "Step up and get flipped!" To which the sniper replied "Nah," but the scout from earlier wanted to partake in getting flipped. Scout then magically teleports up, only to be knocked down from the high tower he and soldier were standing apon. Medic panics, and quickly calls for one of his Mini Hospital Trucks to heal scout. This heal is successful which makes the medic very happy. So happy that he explodes into what looks like medicine, but spy came by and slithered away with this "Medicine" exclaiming "Not medicine!". Sniper then realizes hes a control point, before shouting in fear, "I'm a bloody cap!" before being pinned to the ground. BLU Soldier realizes this, and yells "Incoming!" before flying down to sniper and capturing him. However, he is not the only man willing to capture this point. As another voice exclaims "This point is mine!", BLU Soldier looks forward and sees his old nemisis, RED Soldier. BLU Soldier gives a friendly greeting before challenging RED Soldier to a flexing contest. After a short standoff, BLU Soldier loses this contest and reveals that his muscles were fake. RED Soldier now having won this encounter asks now fully healed scout, to assist him in capturing the point. Scout happily slithers upward and the rest is history.

    • @magamore4579
      @magamore4579 4 года назад +10

      Wow

    • @cheezld7997
      @cheezld7997 4 года назад +27

      Aaaaah, that makes sense! thank you.

    • @cbass7283
      @cbass7283 4 года назад +11

      I thought blu soldier said shape up and get fit

    • @madsen1940
      @madsen1940 3 года назад +6

      I was gonna read it, but then i pressed read more then i gave up

    • @Croaux
      @Croaux 3 года назад +2

      @@madsen1940 yes

  • @AlliedMastercomputor
    @AlliedMastercomputor 3 года назад +96

    "girls act weak around boys that they like."
    girls when they are around me: 0:23
    girls when they are around literally anyone else: 0:32

  • @TheMasterKrook
    @TheMasterKrook 5 лет назад +325

    oh jesus I'm tripping hard again

  • @eco_man
    @eco_man 5 лет назад +153

    “Eeh”
    -2019, Scout

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 4 года назад

      This sound belongs to Sniper.

  • @Creamy141
    @Creamy141 5 лет назад +78

    You manage to always come up with something original

    • @mechyrexic
      @mechyrexic 5 лет назад

      shut up tin can lololololollollololololololol

  • @pepeandkaki
    @pepeandkaki Год назад +2

    Scout: thanks doc
    Medic:fonterf baba *boom*
    Spy: *sniffs coca----*

  • @gugakvirkvelia1060
    @gugakvirkvelia1060 4 года назад +501

    Toddlers when they see a small lego piece 0:43

    • @OminousInnominate
      @OminousInnominate 3 года назад +12

      They Yell "Not *MeDeechin* !"

    • @ybguorice
      @ybguorice 3 года назад +5

      @@OminousInnominate is not medicine

  • @soldierofjudgement0477
    @soldierofjudgement0477 5 лет назад +427

    0:40
    VUNDERBA-BAAA (cocainifies)

    • @mr.marmot39
      @mr.marmot39 5 лет назад +48

      *snort* *snort*
      NoT MeDiZin!

    • @id_prox
      @id_prox 5 лет назад +17

      (Sooffs) I'ma bloody Cap!
      (Turns into cap)

    • @LEOnator1222
      @LEOnator1222 5 лет назад +14

      Inconing!
      (Flying into the cap)

    • @sophsfavvids
      @sophsfavvids 5 лет назад +9

      Snort

    • @Curly_Horse
      @Curly_Horse 5 лет назад +12

      This point is mine.

  • @sleepy1066
    @sleepy1066 5 лет назад +449

    Is it just me or is Spy always cocaine addict in gmod animations

    • @dawnblood8500
      @dawnblood8500 4 года назад +17

      Yeah

    • @justasoda1762
      @justasoda1762 4 года назад +22

      Snort snort

    • @MrEvan312
      @MrEvan312 4 года назад +32

      I think it started because of his notorious snorting sound effect

    • @Magix670
      @Magix670 4 года назад +11

      *S* *n* *O* *r* *T*

    • @calliecorn
      @calliecorn 4 года назад +6

      Yeah
      That just makes him more relatable to the viewer

  • @kommieyum9723
    @kommieyum9723 2 года назад +15

    1:28 still makes me laugh up till now

  • @coolnathan004
    @coolnathan004 5 лет назад +244

    1:05 was that a Full Metal Alchemist reference...?

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 5 лет назад +1610

    JoJo Part 9 looks... *_interesting_*

  • @Gabrielbarsch
    @Gabrielbarsch 5 лет назад +553

    Weird flex but ok

    • @cousinvinnie6222
      @cousinvinnie6222 5 лет назад +6

      He follows me everywhere. I can't escape him. Everywhere I look, HE is there.

    • @cringamles
      @cringamles 5 лет назад +2

      How have you managed to comment on every video ive ever watched

    • @zm-5196
      @zm-5196 5 лет назад +1

      Hoi gabe
      ⬥︎□︎⧫︎ ◆︎ ♎︎□︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♒︎♏︎❒︎♏︎✍︎

    • @presto0194
      @presto0194 5 лет назад +1

      Literally

    • @pootsovik8852
      @pootsovik8852 5 лет назад

      Nice pun.

  • @An_Average_Arsonist
    @An_Average_Arsonist 4 года назад +30

    There is something clinically soothing about the way soldier wheezes and spins through the air.
    Utterly majestic.

  • @uptownyapper1058
    @uptownyapper1058 5 лет назад +74

    This is the stuff that keeps me playing tf2

  • @CaptainDemo779
    @CaptainDemo779 5 лет назад +163

    0:43
    G-mod spies in a nutshell

    • @masonsykes2240
      @masonsykes2240 5 лет назад +12

      (snortsnortsnortsnortsnort) Not medicine!

    • @Thetitaniumsteppermotor
      @Thetitaniumsteppermotor 5 лет назад

      CaptainDemo779 Exactly your right

    • @Kids_Scissors
      @Kids_Scissors 5 лет назад +1

      SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT

  • @EthioMod
    @EthioMod 5 лет назад +268

    Woah...that is some gorgeous Gmod animation!

  • @trashmammal9203
    @trashmammal9203 3 года назад +45

    "Dreams can often mean didifferent things"
    My dreams:

  • @diegopalma7484
    @diegopalma7484 4 года назад +215

    1:02 That FMA reference, and with the soundtrack 1000/10

    • @5kapis152
      @5kapis152 4 года назад +23

      INCREDIBLE VALOR
      RESPECTABLE MUSCLES

    • @oofyalDAMMIT
      @oofyalDAMMIT 4 года назад +8

      Ah yes Alex Armstrong and Sig Curtis

    • @0BucketMask0
      @0BucketMask0 4 года назад +4

      They let their muscles do the talking for them

    • @gossemstuff3255
      @gossemstuff3255 2 года назад +3

      that is the ONE SCENE that was in the manga and '03 that I wish brotherhood adapted

  • @Multrakiller
    @Multrakiller 5 лет назад +331

    1:05 I recognize that music... and instantly Full Metal Alchemist spring into mind.

  • @JetEriksen
    @JetEriksen 5 лет назад +198

    On this beautiful day, Red Scout seeks out Red Medic. He shows off a bird, and tells Red Medic that he too wishes he could be a bird. Red Medic happily obliges, and uses the bird in his medical ways to turn Red Scout into a bird.
    Red Scout runs away happier than ever, but the Blu sniper shoots the bird scout with a silver bullet, able to cancel out the medics scientific ways.
    Blu Soldier notices, and calls out to sniper. He challenges him, stating that he should step up and get flipped. Red Scout misinterprets this as a friendly flip and thus goes up to Blu Soldier, who quickly rejects him by knocking him down.
    Red Medic, worried for his health then sends an ambulance, the ambulance then inserts itself into Red Scout, and provides its slow working healing. The Red Scout uses his psychic powers to then thank the Red Medic, who becomes so pleased he turns into a bottle of not medicine.
    Blu Spy, previously having been invisible pops out of his cloak to quickly pounce on the not medicine, and carries it away to enjoy it privately.
    Red Sniper is displeased, the red team no longer has a medic, and so he sniffles in sadness. What can he do to fix this? Sniper gets an idea. If he becomes a capture point, then if a blu team member captures him, he can finally become blu.
    After having turned into a cap point, Blu Soldier quickly seizes the opportunity to gain a new ally, and captures the sniper. The sniper gives the soldier a thumbsup of approval.
    However, the Blu Soldier is quickly challenged by a red soldier. And the two engage in a long and hard flexing battle. The battle is long and tough, but eventually the red soldier takes the win. He is too exhausted to capture the control point though, and therefore asks the red scout, who has now recovered to capture the point for him.

    • @ivanlozoya6935
      @ivanlozoya6935 5 лет назад +18

      You sir are a genius and a maniac at the same time.

    • @benbacon7654
      @benbacon7654 5 лет назад +16

      Thanks for this comment. I was having trouble on following the story.

    • @RetroPuffyMC
      @RetroPuffyMC 5 лет назад +9

      Brings a tear to me eye, true poetry

    • @3-Gs
      @3-Gs 5 лет назад +6

      Wait, so the bird wasn't dead?

    • @hatti...
      @hatti... 5 лет назад +9

      But how many GBJs were there?

  • @rubenvirtic1482
    @rubenvirtic1482 4 года назад +14

    Admit it: the look of their eyes makes them look kinda cute!

  • @crusadertf2807
    @crusadertf2807 5 лет назад +821

    Does this count as surrealism art?

    • @TheKitek200
      @TheKitek200 5 лет назад +67

      Absolutely

    • @rebornreverse1
      @rebornreverse1 5 лет назад +56

      Technically yes, theoretically yes too. This is a masterpiece.

    •  5 лет назад +9

      Yes

    • @cking4869
      @cking4869 5 лет назад +3

      Irregular Spuds No, this is something...
      different...

    • @codaxthevulture4129
      @codaxthevulture4129 5 лет назад +4

      Also dadaism

  • @SkwurlOverlord
    @SkwurlOverlord 4 года назад +381

    1:01 "This point is mine"
    Auto-generated subtitles: "This point is mom"

    • @AverageSaneHuman
      @AverageSaneHuman 4 года назад +47

      Your mom has been captured

    • @helloimnothing7954
      @helloimnothing7954 4 года назад +23

      @@AverageSaneHuman Stop or I will tell my dad.

    • @AverageSaneHuman
      @AverageSaneHuman 4 года назад +17

      @@helloimnothing7954 I am dad

    • @helloimnothing7954
      @helloimnothing7954 4 года назад +18

      @@AverageSaneHuman *Shit,* *this* *can't* *be.*

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 4 года назад +15

      @@AverageSaneHuman >> To be continued...

  • @twangyorpheus7891
    @twangyorpheus7891 5 лет назад +47

    0:24 that soldier I swear looks like my uncle in a beanie

  • @jankygrunt
    @jankygrunt 3 года назад +55

    The thumbnail, and many others, are changed, cool, does this happen every Halloween?

    • @jebthepleb492
      @jebthepleb492 3 года назад +6

      No clue, this might be the first time

  • @Drew_64
    @Drew_64 5 лет назад +330

    Okay Eltorro...
    *What drugs did you use this time...?*

  • @KinglyPeasant
    @KinglyPeasant 5 лет назад +68

    What other people find funny: Well structured jokes.
    What I find funny: This masterpiece of film making.

  • @ifyousubtomeyouwillgainabs6072
    @ifyousubtomeyouwillgainabs6072 5 лет назад +75

    It feels like christmas every time eltorro uploads.

  • @PowdergameFan18
    @PowdergameFan18 4 года назад +4

    Figured it out! Its the camera movements that give this life! The subtle pans, slow-rotating-zoom-ins on faces, camera pops with actions. We dont sit on still, non-moving cameras for more than a second EVER, every camera motion has movements that our eyes want to follow.
    Well done!

  • @ColonThreehehe
    @ColonThreehehe 4 года назад +178

    "i'm a bloody cap"
    -sniper

    • @justicekratch4561
      @justicekratch4561 4 года назад +10

      All this time I thought he said "I'm a bloody cat" lmao

    • @ColonThreehehe
      @ColonThreehehe 4 года назад +2

      @@justicekratch4561 lol thats what i heard before xD

    • @magamore4579
      @magamore4579 4 года назад +1

      Are you sure that’s what he says?
      That’s what he says in the AG Subtitles

    • @ColonThreehehe
      @ColonThreehehe 4 года назад +1

      @@magamore4579 im sure about that.
      Just listen closely he says "Cap"

    • @magamore4579
      @magamore4579 4 года назад +1

      Catdog 6849 you’re right. I listened closley to it and I heard the p.

  • @Eltorro64Rus
    @Eltorro64Rus  5 лет назад +831

    You can also rate this video in Steam :)
    steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1576341751
    And check description for some info c:
    c:
    c:
    c:

    • @oGrqpez
      @oGrqpez 5 лет назад +5

      Eltorro64Rus that was a really funny vid

    • @vickigibson6928
      @vickigibson6928 5 лет назад

      Eltorro64Rus ummmm RUclips's tripping there's 384 views and 700 likes

    • @cameronshow
      @cameronshow 5 лет назад

      Eltorro64Rus c:

    • @Ja-rm9ce
      @Ja-rm9ce 5 лет назад +3

      Worth the wait.
      I didn't mean dr.Lalve

    • @Xofan95
      @Xofan95 5 лет назад

      good stuff o3o 2funny4me

  • @POOKHT
    @POOKHT 5 лет назад +102

    Time for a new profile picture!

    • @badasstoad9419
      @badasstoad9419 5 лет назад

      pUfFerFiSh
      I’d say Soldier’s face at 1:31 is perfect. That’s one recommendation. 👍🏻 (You gotta check it manually without clicking the timestamp)

    • @POOKHT
      @POOKHT 5 лет назад +4

      1:03 is good

    • @Splashzone263
      @Splashzone263 5 лет назад

      I like 0:16

    • @sapphiresonicextras615
      @sapphiresonicextras615 5 лет назад +1

      0:18 (Shots that one guy) take that you quack

    • @kingshiira660
      @kingshiira660 4 года назад

      I like how this person said "time for a new profile picture"

  • @sleepinggod8323
    @sleepinggod8323 3 года назад +7

    Oh my god THANK YOU i laughted so hard, damn you gotta look at this part :D
    0:34

  • @craftboy338
    @craftboy338 5 лет назад +80

    Honestly at this point, every video from you is a delight to watch. You're good at making things in your vids _really_ weird without being so chaotic it's painful to watch. Beautifully animated with good use of sound and music.
    You've always had that peculiar type of randomness that I like in your vids, but as time has gone on your animation has gotten better and smoother, which just makes everything more awesome. And from what little I know about animating in Gmod, being that you usually have to use a stop-motion approach, for your animation to be as smooth as it is you must be putting a lot of effort into these and it pays off.
    Thank you for keeping the wacky, weird, and wonderful side of TF2 alive :) (and your Overwatch vids aren't bad, either)

    • @user-ik5cj9kr3g
      @user-ik5cj9kr3g 5 лет назад +2

      The scenery is very high quality too. Eltorro always fills it with stuff and always there's at least one instance of some wierd contraption per video, so there's no feeling of being in an empty tf2 map

    • @sjtc4ever
      @sjtc4ever 5 лет назад +1

      And lets not forget the references!

  • @acethecarddealer2327
    @acethecarddealer2327 5 лет назад +46

    *Friendly Fire: ON*
    0:18

  • @furydestroyer7961
    @furydestroyer7961 5 лет назад +95

    I was laughing my ass off at the ambulance part 0:32

  • @AFlyingTrout
    @AFlyingTrout 3 года назад +65

    In an age of SFM, GMod is a lost art

  • @milkbread9616
    @milkbread9616 5 лет назад +100

    0:20 they should add that as a sniper for the memes of “pistol sniper” 🤔

    • @vibe3063
      @vibe3063 4 года назад +4

      Snooper Guy but it should be super unusual and only a very very VERY low chance of it dropping, oh and
      Good things
      Takes 3 to kill if body shots
      1 to headshot
      Critical hits 75% of the time
      Bad things
      Hella hard to aim with
      Only 8 rounds
      Very loud

    • @shanemartin31
      @shanemartin31 4 года назад

      Only one

    • @discontinued4826
      @discontinued4826 3 года назад

      The Snooper

  • @sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881
    @sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881 5 лет назад +297

    I think Eltorro uses a lot of "not medicine."

    • @LocalGoober10
      @LocalGoober10 4 года назад +6

      Way to much of not medicine and ambulance butt plugs.

    • @frootloop2220
      @frootloop2220 4 года назад +3

      It's not a gmod animation without ut

    • @bobthebob8899
      @bobthebob8899 4 года назад +1

      I hope someone else likes so it will be 250

  • @incognitoroad3770
    @incognitoroad3770 5 лет назад +77

    0:38
    "Thanks Doc."

    • @canofbeans142
      @canofbeans142 3 года назад +2

      Vuanderbar- BARRRRRRR *explodes into not medicine*

    • @jerrywashere-pu7cd
      @jerrywashere-pu7cd 3 года назад +1

      @@canofbeans142 Oh! AHAHA- NOT MEDICINE!

    • @canofbeans142
      @canofbeans142 3 года назад +1

      @@jerrywashere-pu7cd *sniff* I'M A BLOODY! Cap!

    • @jerrywashere-pu7cd
      @jerrywashere-pu7cd 3 года назад +1

      @@canofbeans142 OH! INCOMING!

    • @canofbeans142
      @canofbeans142 3 года назад +1

      @@jerrywashere-pu7cd *goes to cap the sniper*

  • @skanderbeu
    @skanderbeu 4 года назад +7

    Medic's brain: *bird dead, bird cant heal. Hmmmm, make scout bird!*

  • @memethief2855
    @memethief2855 5 лет назад +16

    “YOU HAVE CAPTURED THE CONTROL POINT“

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 5 лет назад

      "ADDITIONAL TIME HAS BEEN ADDED"

  • @anon9507
    @anon9507 5 лет назад +87

    1:24 weird flex but ok

    • @masonsykes2240
      @masonsykes2240 5 лет назад +3

      This made my day

    • @nomey07
      @nomey07 5 лет назад +4

      When will this shitty meme end

  • @Djangles_LeVaughn
    @Djangles_LeVaughn 5 лет назад +67

    Soldier: "Step up and get flipped!"
    Scout: "Yeah" *Teleports*
    Soldier: (Not you Fuccboi!) *Manly elbow strike of explosive masculinity*

    • @braxtonthelucario2129
      @braxtonthelucario2129 2 года назад +1

      Scout: *bounces off the ground* didn't hurt *lands back on the ground* AH-

    • @WXYWork
      @WXYWork Год назад

      *gasps* SCHNELL! *drunk ambulance noises*

  • @santiagovarillas4417
    @santiagovarillas4417 2 года назад +3

    This is one of my first ever Tf2 animations I have ever seen and it is still hilarious

  • @loganrutledge4157
    @loganrutledge4157 5 лет назад +505

    Madek, minding his own business, is approached by Scoot, crying over a bloodies archimedes. Nadek, seeing how to solve both archimedes and scoot's depression, throws archimedes at Scoot, transforming him into Scootimedes. As Scootimedes hops away, he gets 360-noscoped by Snip-snop, who taunts Scoot by calling him a quack. Suddenly, BLOO Swolger appears, startling Snip-snop, challenges him to "step up and get flipped." Snip-snop wisely declines, but Scoot accepts, warping to BLOO swoliger, who then whacks Scoot off of the balcony. Sensing Scoot's pain, Madek sends an ambulance to Scoot's aid; by plunging down his spy-hole, thinking to himself"thanks doc." After being thanked by Scoot, Makek explodes into not-medicine, what Shpee snorts up, and runs off with towards the hospital. Snip-snop, shooken by what he just saw, exclaims that "I'm a bloodeh cap!" and collapses into a point. BLOO swolider, noticing Snip-snop's cndition, suddenly realises his purpose, exclaiming "INCOMING!!!" before jumping down to cap Snip-snop. After succesfully capping Snip-snop and being thanked by him, a mysterious voice says"This point is Mine;" In which RUD swolider appears, challenging BLOO swolider's dignity and manliness. The two then begin to flex on one-another over dominance, yet sadly BLOO swolider suddenly collapses into crippling depression. After claiming victory, RUD swolider calls upon the now-healed Scoot to help "capture" the "point" for him, which Scoot happily accepts to do so. Scoot slithers up to Snip-snop, and aggressively "capture" the point, as Snip-snop moans in pleasure while Scoot laughs maniacly, with RUD swolider watches intensely.
    bolus ducks for anyone who has suggestions to the story :)

    • @joshd.1651
      @joshd.1651 5 лет назад +7

      i like this description

    • @iannajor8548
      @iannajor8548 5 лет назад +15

      they're ecnalubmas.(ambulance backwards)

    • @minaxims
      @minaxims 5 лет назад +3

      Just before you say 'Madek is in his own business'.....

    • @minaxims
      @minaxims 5 лет назад +2

      Add this quote:
      'In his very medisined wunderland'

    • @immagical7036
      @immagical7036 5 лет назад +1

      Scoot

  • @Memetastic
    @Memetastic 5 лет назад +409

    Amazing 10/10

  • @dat0ne821
    @dat0ne821 5 лет назад +48

    (0:07) *Foreshadowing Meet the Clinically Depressed Scout*

  • @4orks976
    @4orks976 3 года назад +6

    "Step up and get flipped!"

  • @HexterXD
    @HexterXD 5 лет назад +58

    Just another normal day in the Badlands.

  • @nukashine6363
    @nukashine6363 5 лет назад +194

    Luigi 1: 0:11
    Luigi 2: 0:29
    Luigi 3: 0:49
    Luigi 4: 0:57
    Luigi 5: 1:16
    Luigi 6: 1:31
    Cardboard Engi 0,5: 0:05
    Cardboard Engi 1: 0:17
    Cardboard Engi 2: 0:47
    Cardboard Engi 2: 0:49
    Cardboard Engi ?: 0:59
    Cardboard Engi 3: 1:16
    Cardboard Engi 4: 1:30
    There are a lot more secrets like: 1:34 "Is This", 0:43 "Melon Ambulance Car" 0:59 "Rocket Barage" and "Nuts" 0:51 "Rage" And much more.
    ;)

    • @LunicornSZRK
      @LunicornSZRK 5 лет назад +9

      1:34 for "is this" you wrote 0:34

    • @nukashine6363
      @nukashine6363 5 лет назад +2

      @@LunicornSZRK Thanks

    • @koulukakara
      @koulukakara 5 лет назад +1

      At 0:31 it says "SOS" and at 0:51 it says "SES". Probably a reference to this video:
      ruclips.net/video/-fzhPyDVleo/видео.html

    • @MrLodii
      @MrLodii 5 лет назад

      Luigi 0: thumbnail

    • @sanfully22
      @sanfully22 5 лет назад +1

      Did you happen to neglect the Luigi at 0:52?

  • @Astralek
    @Astralek 5 лет назад +68

    *M A G N I F I C E N T*

    • @tralexium
      @tralexium 5 лет назад

      You mean... *B U T T N I F I C E N T*

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 4 года назад

      @@tralexium snort'xellent

  • @sablebonsai6800
    @sablebonsai6800 2 года назад +5

    0:35 is just perfection

  • @thatoneguy5918
    @thatoneguy5918 5 лет назад +39

    1:02 turn captions on
    *_-This point is mom-_*