Responses Players Give in Dungeons and Dragons
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That ending had me crying 🤣
"But it was all just a dream."
"Oh YOU B-"
Remember guys, you can do the "It was just a dream." bit once. One time ever, that is it! It doesn't matter if this is a whole different campaign, if you're playing with the same players you can't use it. The only reasonable excuse you can give to justify further use is if you're battling a character that is already known to use magic that effects peoples dreams. The players need to know that this is happening too, you can't just keep making them wake up from dreams without setting this plot hook up or they're going to get annoyed.
@@trentsims i'm planing to use it at the beggining of my next campaign as a profecy-like moment
Well my DM did it because I was insane due to a demon’s curse lol
So much rage
@@trentsims I've done the whole "dream sequence" thing one time, and I made it completely clear for the purpose before-hand (what was supposed to be an insanely tough fight was a cake walk, so I needed to find what kind of CR different was needed) and had a lore reason for it.
One of my favorites.
DM: I need everyone's Passive Perception.
Players: (Panicked shuffling of sheets)
DM: ...now I need everyone's AC.
Players: (Shuffling of sheets intensifies)
Or the DM telling the players to roll a d20 and not telling them why.
@@singledad1313 I do that, but is not always a bad thing so my players are used to it
Followed by:
"(Player's name) how much HP does your character have right now? .....oh."
As a DM, the phrase my players fear most is "How many of you can climb walls or fly?"
a lot of the traps in my proper dungeon crawls, are pit fall related.
Why? Because someone complained that my spear traps (anyone with an AC over 15 is fine anyway) and my fireball traps were unfair, on the basis they affected low dex, low wisdom builds more than other builds
So fall damage is my 'equality modifier'.
Me: I gave you those at the start of the campaign, and the start of the session. Stop trying to powerplay me, I'm onto your tricks!
Being a spellcaster without a single damaging spell is a pretty big mistake. Even for healing/support casters, the most powerful healing is removing the source of damage.
"the support's job is to keep his ally safe, and they would obviously be much safer if there was no enemy to kill them in the first place"
Sun Zu, the Art of War
Dead is the best status condition to give the enemy
I can relate 😅
@@14identify I'd argue 'friendly' is an even better one, but that's usually not possible
what do you do when the party's full health?
what do you do when the party's full health?
or even half way up and standing?
DPS THE BAD GUYS!
- Jocrap
Player response to rogue being thrown in jail: "You should multiclass ranger... you already found your favored terrain."
You might kill the rogue like that, forcing them to roll a charisma save against 8d6 sick burn damage
As a ranger/rogue I felt that
@@sethb3090 And remember, he's level 1.
And this is Session 1.
The meat in a tavern thing is a really good idea, like maybe the players are being held in cages, a net, a big sack or tied by ropes in a giants kitchen and they have to escape before getting turned into stew.
People are meat
see, that's nice and all until they fail all their checks and your entire storyline is ended before it even begins
@@calebleach7988 simple make it so they can’t fail the first really important rolls.
That's some Evil Within crap
Or you could force players to use a set of homebrewed races: lamb cutlet, porkchop and steak.
In my campaign, the Rogue was arrested for fire bombing a carriage in the middle of a city street. An NPC broke him out.
NPC: "You are being framed."
Rogue: "We totally killed that guy."
NPC: "😐...I know."
Love that
While you have the laser operation remanence in your eye you should get all your high stress and high anger skits out ... It fits too perfectly ... but please stay safe and not overextend .
DM response to rouge being thrown in jail:
"You kinda deserved it."
Heh, rouge... Classic.
It's "Rogue"
_rouge_ is a shade of red
A _rogue_ is a person who doesn't follow laws as much, like a scoundrel or a miscreant
I don't think you can throw a colour in jail, but you most certainly can try
@@theramendutchman *rolls Nat 20*
@@localhappypotato6499 You jailed a freaking _colour_ of all things and now all the noblewomen can't colour their cheeks correctly any more. The nobility is in disarray and crime rates are skyrocketing.
I hope you're still a very happy potato after what you've wrought upon this world.
Soo.... A bard with a PET dragon and they have kids... Does that mean it's a slave dragon? That must have been one HELL of a persuasion roll
Pet play.
nah dude they're just really kinky.
I love how you got two replies that basically say the same thing, but in different enough ways that both still have value.
Is it a Daddy to princess relationship
Hey now, kink shaming the Dragon is probably a bad idea if your fond of your existence
“you can certainly try”
“ha ha, i’m in danger”
That's dm code for... yeah you're gonna fail
The most hilarious thing is getting a Nat 20 and then watching the look of surprise on the DM's face.
@@Tokumastu1 DM: "You fail but escape with only a broken wrist"
"No attack spells" look I have to give every character talk with plants somehow
Are you guys not using a random torch for your lvl 1 wizard to fight ? or a femur bone you found on the floor ? I mean it's not really realistic that a dude who has lived a peaceful life so far and is not a fighter would own a weapon or know any attacking spell.
Thanks for the GREAT content
bro it isn't even out yet 🤣
@@yaboi4992 and?
@@yaboi4992 and? It's still good
Hello! I've been trying to reach you about becoming a jedi master! Wait... Why are you walking away? Let me in. Let me iiiiiiiiin!
*Dies of 1d4 compliment damage*
I freakin DIED at the paladin stealth roll. That was the whole campaign where everyone had high stealth and here I was in full plate.
They all called me: the big hitty boi
DM: "He attacks the Wizard, and rolls a 19. Now for dama- Ok that's a high roll what was your HP again?"
Me: "He doesn't hit. I cast shield bringing my AC to 20, good thing I cast Mage armor every morning."
Party and DM: "Wait what?"
Honestly tho, who doesn't?
A month or so ago, my players were walking through the second floor of the Death House in Curse of Strahd when the wizard walked into a closet to find a broom stick. The wizard, having never been outside of his school's library, decided to poke the broom stick. I have never seen people's faces fall as fast as I did that day when I said, "The broom stick pokes back; roll initiative."
“It was just a dream”
Aka oops, I didn’t realize that encounter was going to be so challenging for you guys and it’s definitely more work for me to rewrite the story and start over with a whole new party so yeah! It was just a dream guys! :-D
This man has Truesight ...
When the one shot questers video premiers in 3 hours I’d like to make a strength check to have the mentality to not move for 3 hours straight
I don't even try to stealth as a paladin; I just declare myself whenever I am asked to roll a stealth check. It causes more fear to the enemies when they already know that I'm coming and can instantly heal myself back to half health. I often serve as the distraction so that the ranger and/or rogue can get into a vantage point or sneak past the enemies.
In the party I DM:
-The fighter is stupid and has low dex
-The Paladin wears plate armor and has a deformed leg and a dex of 8.
-The druid gets sent to jail
-The bard starts fights
-And the two rouges are probably the only consistently non destructive players.
Oh and next campaign they’re all playing wizards, per the rules of the setting.
As someone who says "You *could* " regularly, my players have learned that this is DM speak for: "How much do you want to suffer?"
"paladin, roll a stealth check"
I had a running gag about this that every time I failed a stealth roll (a.k.a often) I'd replace whatever motion descriptor with "march"
Had a party of heavy/plate armor wearers who literally couldn't pass that roll even with buffs helping them. In the end they had 'zone of silence' cast on them so they could move unheard. Yeah they failed ANY sound based perception check in that time, including a brawl that happened right behind them - but at least they didn't fail their stealth rolls!
I'm gonna be honest here... I'd be waaaaay happier fighting a Tarrasque as a level 1 character than as anything between level 5-15.
With the level 1, you can make it entertaining because you're obviously screwed. With the 5-15, you'll probably have grown invested in your character somewhat, the surrounding villagers will look to you for assistance and stuff... but you're pretty much just as screwed as if you were level 1.
Plus, Tarrasque's are natural disasters that just happen on occasion and then are gone for decades, centuries, possibly millenia. You can just have a new character in this world and be certain that they won't have to face one during their journey. [Unless your DM is a sadist.]
I guess you could just keep throwing lvl 1 characters till your DM gets bored
I mean, to be fair, a DM I had once calculated that a party of 2-3 Wizards or Sorcs, I forget which, at level 5 or 6 could bring a Tarrasque to it's knees in 5e. Maybe not kill, but get pretty close. Cast fly, constantly stay out of range, and keep dropping cantrips on it en masse. Forget which one, but they said there is a cantrip that even if you succeed the save, it does damage. So, there's that, lol.
Unless the DM decides Tarrasques can jump, in which case, yeah, still screwed, lol.
@@HulkTheSurgeon Technically, a commoner with a +0 longbow and boots of flying could kill a tarrasque in 5e. It would take an extremely long time, and everything that they had ever known and loved would be destroyed, but it would happen eventually.
My DM had a Tarrasque rampaging across the land in everyone's backstory. It just happened to get taken out by an army of Iron Golems in a City my character was in at that very point of their backstory.
The campaign started with the party escorting refugees to a new place they could settle in. (the first several sessions were related to that escort job. )
Odd story a DM friend of mine asked me to join the last session for his campaign and I had one job destroy anything and everyone because the party were begging him for months to finish the campaign with them dieing tragically Shakespeare style to make lore for the next campaign that took place in the same world anyway the DM gave me a home made character sheet for a monster that monster was a Tarrasque best session ever.
Player: Alright I got a 21 to hit. And I deal...
DM: That doesn't hit
Oof, I feel that one. 😅
This reminded me of a fighter in a previous game. DM: "Molly your turn to attack" M: "UHMmmm, What do I roll to use my sword?" EVERY sessions first combat round for months.
Ok, mention of Giants, DV and guns makes me think Scion?
@@Perzyn Yeah it's Scion. We're finishing up the current campaign, and moving to D&D 5e. I have experience with 2e and 3.5e, so learning 5e has been interesting. Also we did Scion over Skype, and now are learning to navigate Roll20.
"What are you talking about? We're attacking the tree! IT'S CLEARLY UP TO SOMETHING, BETTER NIP THIS IN THE BUD"
@@theuncalledfor LOL, the tree was the door we were looking for. We shot the giant attacking the tree. Still we kinda undid plans of our DM who expected it to take longer for us to get into the fey courts. Heck, we completed a side quest in under 2 hrs by just killing the bad guy who we caught unaware. Occasionally it's fun watching the DM just throw papers with his plan in the air and go sulk. Tho that also means we need to cheer him up with ice cream.
The problem is, most DM's "plot points" require you to do an unnessisarily dangerous thing, for almost no benefit. The Murderhobo strategy works, because EXP is its own reward, and people carry treasure. SO, Dm's need to actually make their plot acquisitions more fun than just shanking the guy, and/or, make alternate routes more obvious and less risky.
Ironically, this airs exactly 1 hour before my D&D session.
Coincidentally this airs after my dnd session finished
How'd both y'alls sessions go?
Wait you have dnd on the boiling isles too?
@@thepillowmancer Why would we not? Oh, I'm relatively new to dming, but I do think it went well. I wanted to give them a fun combat session that also introduced them to an important npc who I want to act as a mentor figure later, so I had the noble who they helped in session 1 ask if they want to go kill a troll with the npc who would soak up the damage so they didn't get instantly killed. Overall aside from a few mishaps they seem to have had of fun and one player says I'm improving which is nice.
In my experience, when you ask the Barbarian to roll an Int check, it will always be a natural 20. I don't know why.
When ever I hear "Roll Initiative!" I always hear "Clickitly clackitly you're about to get attackity!"🤣🤣❤
IS THAT A JOCAT REFERENCE???
"But it was all a dream"
"You bi-"
That got me good, so much tension for something that have 0 consequences
Rogue thrown in jail: "Ugh, again? Who's got the bail this time?"
I always love the look of creeping dread that a player gets when you start asking for specifics of their actions.
DM: "Okay, you said you wanted to walk across the room, so like you take a step forward? On the ground? With your foot touching the stone in front of you?"
Players:😶😶😐😐😑😑 yes i do that..
DM: Cool *Maliciously rolling dice behind a screen with a gleeful grin*
My all time favorite is when you go to open a door and the DM asks which hand you use.
*hears a load of dice being rolled from the DM's mic*
"haha we're all in danger"
Fun story from a campaign my friends and I are doing: we were listening to a very important plot thing, and one of our players just went “roll for shart” and got a natural 1 so the DM just went… “you piss on the *insert vey important relic* “
I love this campaign so much
The funny thing is in my campaign the Barbarian is the one who gets thrown in jail and the rogue is the tired dad trying to get shit done and heard the group in the right direction lol
Hey, crazy idea: You should film half a skit now as a character who's stressed so it has your red eyes, and then film the other characters later when your eyes go back to normal!
Everyone Else: Barbarians suck at stealth.
Me: Picks up the stealth proficiency from my background, and become best friends with the rouge as we proceed to stealthily take down entire rooms of enemies using clever tactics and the message cantrip.
I was the level one Wizard that rolled initiative without any attacking spells.
Haven't died yet, and am now level two with one attacking spell!
You goofed on the last part with the wizard fighting a Tarrasque. In 5e, two level 1 wizards can kill a Tarrasque if they both know find familiar. That's all they need. A bunch of gold helps so they can pass the next two weeks in a bar racking up a huge bill, but you only need the two familiars.
Day 1, am shift familiar 1 goes to the tarrasque, fails it's fear check and hides for 1 minute, then is immune for 24 hours, so it spends the next 11 hours 59 minutes being noisy so the Tarrasque can't sleep.
Day 1 pm shift, the other familiar shows up for it's 12 hour shift, fails the fear save, hides for one minute, then is noisy for the next 11 hours 59 minutes.
Day 2 works just like day one.
Day 3 same thing...
day 4...
day 5...
day 6...
...
Death day.. Tarrasaque dies of exhaustion cause it couldn't sleep, the two wizards level up and go get loot from the tarrasaque and reward money from the closest 10 or so towns that aren't flattened by a pissed off and tired Tarrasque.
This works because the familiars are not attacking the Tarrasque, so nothing is bouncing back and the Tarrasque does not have any ranged attack, so the flying noise makers are safe.
This is also my answer to the lists floating around of the easiest or earliest ways to kill the Tarrasque. My way is 20 gp for 2 find familiar spells cast by 2 level 1 wizards. I'd love it if someone could beat that.
Do Tarrasques even need to sleep?
@@Aredel Yes. If it didn't need to sleep, that would be listed on the stat block same as it does for many of the undead and a few other monsters that don't need sleep.
What if he just goes to sleep anyway? If you really wanna sleep, even loud noise won't stop you
@@VItarcheg Use flyers and have them go get dunked in water and drip on it every once in a while. You don't have to totally keep it from sleeping, you just have to make it not be able to sleep 2 hours and 6 seconds in any block of 8. It can sleep 17.9 hours a day if you have the right wake up times. You only have to stop the long rest.
You finish off the last of the basilisk
DM: good job guys. Now roll initiative!
Two fights in a row ... a sneak attack just after they drop their guard ... they never expect it.
Friendly reminder: College of Swords is one of the most awesome colleges in 5E.
The College of Eloquence automatically getting a minimum of 10 on their persuasion and deception rolls would like a word with you.
The College of Lore would like a Cutting Word with you both.
Nice, both of you.
DM: you encounter an ancient-
Players: No GOD No!! No! No! Noooooo!!!
DM: You encounter an ancient goblin.
Party: What's he gonna do, gum us to death?
Goblin: Meteor Swarm.
@@jonathanblanton9446 DM: with it’s firing breath it releases Kronos who has a CR of 59
"--Gold Dragon, who wants to thank you for the good you've been doing in the world. Chill, guys."
*Collective sighs of relief*
@Taramafor Haikido *Giorno's theme plays*
(This one happened in a session I joined as a one off character for plot to help DM)
DM: you encounter the ancient-
Players: oh god please no!
Dm: frog Ribberto
Players: pfft what can a frog do to us ribbit
Dm: Ribberto cast psychic scream
Players: wait what-
(All players are stunned and loose a turn)
Dm: Ribberto cast meteor swarm.
And now my fellow players are terrified of ever encountering a frog.
DM: Introducing players to the first mission.
Players: We are going to brothel!
DM: **OH NO**
Players: We are gonna roleplay as male pcs with pale npcs!
DM: **OH NO**
Players: We are gonna make you a hole backstory with the owner of this brothel. Also we gonna have a holesome frendly relationships with workers (who was saved from slavery, war and misery).
DM: Wow... Ok, sounds like a great idea...
Players: Starts talking about how there is a hole underground organisation opressing every brothel in the area and they gonna save as much people as they can.
DM: You son of a bit...! I'm in!
End up making a hole brothel adventure. With my 5 girl players with happy ending! (and @rgy)
Be happy my friends and play dnd the way you like!
Hate to be this guy, but whole≠hole
@@user-id7th6yf5v if you didn't, I would have.
good story though.
You forgot “Rouge, roll a wisdom check.”
I just introduced a new player to DnD today and when he saw the crew of a ship being slaughtered by the enemies he went in the water caught a fish with his hands and then went back to shore to start cooking the fish.
So...Is his character alignment neutral?
@@Lordmewtwo151 he didn’t choose an alignment but the god that he worships is
@@firsttimedm1127 Fair.
"I'm too pretty to die!"
And now I have a new way to screw with me DM
Very nice. I love the automatic voice prompting your responses
That last bit had me rolling, keep up the amazing work!
As one who is currently running a paladin in full plate, I felt his one. I felt this one hard. In 6 lvls of game play, I have yet to make a stealth check.
with all the good things about being a DM roleplaying villians alone is enough to make it all worth it, and watch the players squirm and hate your dastardly plans.
Love this. Just recently found you and I am addicted
That ascending 'OH' factor with the Bard was just perfect. In order; oh... OH... oh... *O H*
"But it was just a dream" made me laugh hard
I swear, the Battling the BBEG part.... yeah, you pegged one of our players to a bloody T :D
We’ve actually left a rogue behind when they got locked up once! They became too much trouble so we freed our cleric and our cleric only and just left him
His chaos was certainly interesting but the characters had no reason to keep him around so
That last one made me feel attacked xD
My DM did that once when I had my 25AC Bladesong Wizard
LOL okay the ending was awesome! Thanks man, keep at it!
"You most certainly can try."
Most relatable response of all.
Haha, I'm in danger. 😂😂
This is one of your best so far.
Thank you for the video!
It was a pleasure again!! :D
during a session, the group entered a halfling city tavern and my halfling char was playing matchmaker while simultaneously trying to gather intel on a lizardpeople temple. Let's just say a few more halfling babies are gonna pop up in the world.
0:31 My artificer using his bonus action to flip off the boss I nicknamed "Mr Handyman" because he has too many hands
Yeah that was awesome! "Roll for initiative"!
One day while bored at work I came up with the amusing idea of turning Hasbro games into DnD campaigns. Candyland turned into a race against a giant Cookie Monster hellbent on devouring all the Cookie-Folk and the players advance as a group on the board using a D4 instead of drawing cards. Random encounters are decided by a D8 roll on lists made for each color on the board. Going to landmarks give them a mini-quest to retrieve legendary candy-themed weapons to use in the confrontation with Cookie Monster either at the end or if he caught up to them mid-journey. At the end of the game if they'd collected all the weapons and retrieved the homebrew magic spell scroll Curse of Doctor Diabetes CM would lose the ability to regenerate health from eating players or NPCs via the scroll and if he was force-fed the candy-weapons he'd go into a sugar coma and they'd win without a long-drawn fight being needed.
Started coming up with an idea for Hungry Hungry Hippos last week during lunch.
"Roll for damage."
"HA! Nat 20!"
"You sank my battleship!"
I discovered you last week and you are hilarious! I play dnd and I can relate to this
As a dwarves paladin who wears heavy armor, I can confirm that I have negative 7 stealth.
My fellow players: I use this ability/attack.
Example from Barbarian: I will rage, which gives me a tail, and I’ll slash that enemy over there… I don’t care which side of it you move me to.
One other player: I’m doing ability/attack with this purpose.
Example: I see these enemies, one of which is aiming for a friend. I use this spell to stop them.
Me: My step by step thought process when making a plan, how I do my new spells, if/how I signal/talk to my allies, and what I use to attack and its angle. Also, what my Familiar does at the same time.
Example: I know this player only uses this skill if injured, so I’ll say “let’s fall back” as I finish off the Ankheg in front of us with my Shortsword, my Familiar giving me Advantage on the attack. I’ll then head towards the way out, spot a second Ankheg burrowing along my path, and come to a stop here before I leave its range. Finally, my Familiar will fly up the cliff to my friend, mewling to get his attention on our troubles.
#relatable
Seriously
You sound like a fantastic person to play with!
@@josefzalusky7307 The weird thing is that this was a family game, and everybody in the family is in theater. Yet I’ve only been the stagehand, while a couple of the others got leads!
Maybe it’s my English grades… the ability to make your own story/dialogue.
Either way, once my primary character arc is done, I’ll try to submit to All Things D&D. I expect to get it done by October, but school scheduling may push it back.
Last part had me in stitches
Looooove the ending! And the bard.
That last one hit me
Love your contets Duke!
The "You can certainly try." was so relatable
*chuckles* I’m in danger
That last bit made me laugh HARD!!
That was amazing ^^ Honored to be here on a premiere :D
Amazing 👏Loved it!
The smile I had the whole time just kept getting bigger and bigger
Loved this one
Tbh im kinda sad that these release at the same time my dnd group meets, so I have to wait a few hours to watch them
Same doe
never played a single round of DnD. but man id love to xD love you videos!
This was fantastic! Hahahahaha I was laughing so hard! Thank you for making me laugh today
Wouldn’t have understood the Paladin Stealth Check joke if not for my most recent character, a Dragonborn Paladin in Tomb of Annihilation. I fail EVERY TIME. Dang chain mail!
0:31
This is probably what occurred in Castiel's head when against Lucifer before finally setting on ass-butt😂
(Talking about Supernatural for those who don't know. Feel free to see that short scene on RUclips if you'd like)
anyone other somewhat new DM’s and players watch these videos and just think OH THANK THE GODS, I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME 🤣
Literally all of us.
You sir are amazing lol keep up the good work
Well that was a roller coaster of emotions...
0:58 actually bursted out laughing, which is a feat in itself since I watch comedic videos everyday without laughing.
The GM Rolls and Laughs
Me: hahaha I'm in Danger
The bard one broke me🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:40 OH MY GOD THE LEVEL 1 WIZARD IS KNUCKLES THE ECHIDNA NOW
“Yo wassup stinky butt-butt-butthole hehehe”
That shit killed me lmfao
at 0:59 i think "you most certainly can try bard's dragoness?" and like "wth?"
I got recommended memes, I will subscribe for the memes.
Keep up the great content
As a DM I can confirm that I have heard every word from this video from my players before
One shot questers: release his new video about players
Me a dm: interesting
1:40 XD lol I did something similar to my player once, not a Tarrasque level but she had to esencialy find out why the place was a little different whilst not dying to death
If a rogue can't get themselves out of jail are they even worth saving?
Very valid point!
I was a rogue who escaped jail by multiclassing as a bard the DM gave me a private session seperate from everyone so when come back to regular sessions my character is reused as an improve bbeg I hadn't seen them in week's and when I did all I said was "hey f****** remember me"
So unless you want to give a creative DM power free the rogue.
Those "Oh-no's"
Just had a session 1 of lost mines of phandelver. My party is Rabitfolk Paladin of Glory, Lizardfolk Paladin of the Crown, "R" a reborn, Paladin and a Warlock with a genie patron.
Today we killed 8 goblins, 4 wolfs and threw a bug bear down a shaft and we are hunting the last survivor. Who is trapped in the room and trying to find a moment to escape. But we are blocking all exits and I am trying to hunt him down
0:56 My thoughts exactly
I wanna say this is one of my favorites
as a Paladin, I felt this a lot 🤣👌