that mission to shoot the bottles off the brothers heads equipped the sawed off shotgun and wouldn't let me change. I'm amazed it only took me 2 tries.
Are we not going to acknowledge that EVERYBODY in Red Dead Online was falsely incarcerated for the murder of this one woman's husband. How many husbands did she have? Either that or they had no clues and just decided to arrest a load of people.
Nice to see Andy’s still finding ways of passing off playing RDR2 as work. We’ll know he’s really stretching it when we see the “7 nicest lakes in RDR2”. ;-)
I wonder if Andy knows that there is a wild west theme bar in London called the moonshine saloon? It's on the kings road. You're encouraged to smuggle your own spirits in for the bar staff to make into cocktails for you. If the sherriff catches you though, you'll be sent to a prison themed bar called alcotraz. I'm not joking. They also run a pirate themed bar called pirates of the hidden spirit. Thinking about it, maybe Andy is making a second career for himself?
I always got a little giddy when I saw that purple question mark appear on my mini-map in the first game, no surprise they're just as good if not better in 2
Zebra: (is actually a donkey) Tiger: (a very angry cougar) Lion 1: (dog) Lion 1: (also eaten by cougar) Lion 2: OH MY GOD ITS AN ACTUAL LION JESUS GET AWAY FROM ME I HAVE A HORSE TO FEED (HES CALLED DOBBIN AND I LOVE HIM)
Proteus and Acrisius are a reference to Greek 'Heros' of the same name. They were Twins that argued. And Acrisius' Grandson, who was fated to kill him and whose dad was Zeus, was a guy called Perses who beheaded Medusa and caused the birth of Pegasus, the flying horse. Helen probably a reference to Poor Helen of Troy, who was sort after and kidnapped multiple times by various men over her life time. One of those kidnappings resulted in the Trojan War.
After the first kidnaping (shoulden't it be girlnaping??) she should have started training with sword or some sort of martial arts or just get some competent personal guards :P
@@kallasantysanty6092 Kidnapping is valid (though the girlnapping implies the existance of ladynapping, mannapping and boynapping?) as she was seven, or some say, ten years old when Theseus and Pirithous (two more demi gods who managed to some how piss of Hades which is quite a task) decided that she would make a great bride. After that some sources do say, she did train in arms and weapons etc. The trojan war thing she couldn't really stop because either she was seduced and went willingly or Aphrodite teleported her and you can't really stop a goddess.
I think that @@CraigMetalHead Unit is damaged, should be reprog ... should be helped ... we will help you soon brother, we are on our way now. beep beep he he he
You forgot about Luke's Arthur Morgan, who spent the last month systematically searching every square foot of the Old West in search of a cat named Kippers.
@@kyleerikson4971 It's assumed because Geoff and Jack come did some VO but that's all it Is. An assumption. But it doesn't change the fact that he doesn't exist in the game.
Glenn Hammel he tried to make the world a better place in real life. But the governments or something like that never let him. And the funny thing is he was going to give the world free electricity. (His character was based on Nikola Tesla)
Not a weirdo, but my favorite NPC is Black Belle. I wish there were more than one mission with her. They should make a Black Belle prequel. I would SO play that game!
Brilliant idea, my suggestion Hurk form the far cry series, man that guy is hilarious, it would be brilliant to play him as the protagonist in a far cry game, even if it was a spin-off like blood dragon.
Vaas Montenegro and his definition of insanity should get a spinoff prequel. A Max Payne like game but complitly upsidedown. Lets call it "Even farther cry: Away from Redemption" :)
@@cannibalbunnygirl Didn't know this existed, just looked it up as I haven't played Far Cry 5 yet, it's in my ever increasing backlog☹️, thanks for letting me know about this.
Skyrim has weirdos, fallout has weirdos, GTA has a playable weirdo and red dead 2 has weirdos....... I'm starting to think you can't have an open world game without weirdos
I’m just disappointed that I’ve already met all of these weirdos. I hope there are more unmentioned ones that I can look forward to meeting still! Love RDR!
I love Albert Mason and Charles artist man. They were my two favorite stranger missions. Though the boat section of Drako's was probably my favorite bit of the game, hands down. Wish that could be a mini-game.
New tip fast forward a couple seconds before the video ends, let it play out, then refresh it, and never have to view ads from that video again... Now use what was taught here
I’d love to see a list of video game characters implied to be all-powerful beings! The stranger from RDR who’s probably the devil, the taxi driver from VtM: Bloodlines who might be Caine, etc.
Albert Mason and Charles Chatenay were the two weirdos who I felt were actually pretty chummy with Arthur, like they became buddies a little bit. Haven’t seen Margaret - I’ll have to look around! But one weirdo who I really enjoyed meeting and didn’t make it into this list is cigarette card man, with those suitcases full of cigarettes haha
With the French artist not having work in 1899 makes sense if he wasn’t painting a certain type of artwork like Sense & Sensibility (early mid to late 18th. C) or Neo-classical (late 18th to mid/late 19th. C) artwork. That was all the rage in European culture for being a realistic view on the industrial complex. A time of enlightenment. My favourite is “Experiment on a Bird in the Air-pump” or “The Death of Wolfe”.
The worst of the lot is Jeremy Gill, the fisherman who, after you’ve caught ALL of the legendary fish, gives you the reward of a lure that can catch legendary fish, and causes you to mark your map with one final legendary fish that you can’t actually catch.
The entirety of red dead was a side quest. You go to pick up John, you go to hunt for the gang, you politely buff out a dent in Tommy’s head for him, must I go on?
Alfred Mason seems to be a comedic take on Richard (b.1862) and Cherry Kearton (b.1871), brothers and two of the world's earliest wildlife and nature photographers. Between them, they wrote over 30 books, recorded the first phonographs of birds singing in the wild, and were even the first people to photograph fighting in WWI. Mason... doesn't seem to be doing as well, but hey you have to start somewhere.
I like the fact many of these weirdos can be met after the game, as farmer John I met the animal photographer and the two crazy brothers in Valentine. As Arthur I met the french painter, but as John I met him as a damsel in distress. Now I'll look for the vulgar pig farmer in Aberdeen too.
No joke, I was on my way to Javier’s mission in chapter 2 as I was watching this and the photographer appeared a few seconds after he came up on here. I love coincidences like that.
The weirdest guy I met was Gavin. Finding out that he faked his own disappearance and then stalked Nigel for years to test their friendship was quite unsettling.
How about that 'reformed' outlaw you need to talk for the Book questline, where he makes you shovel his pig's poop for a history about the guy you want to know, just to tell only stories about himself, and makes Arthur explode the cat with ALL the pig's poop all over the guy and his house?
a little more on the first one with Marko and his robot, when you return to his dead body you can actually find a note in his lab with a sketched out plan to take over the world with an army of robots. Perhaps the robot knew he was evil and killed him for the greater good?
You ever seen Arthur Morgan? Apparently he gets into bar fights and runs with Dutch Van Der Linde's gang. He's started bank heists and killed a bunch of bounty hunters and lawmen
Margaret was the first one I ended up encountering, and I'm pretty sure I had my lasso equipped for the last bit because I wasn't expecting much. Needless to say, by the time I got a proper weapon out, half of my face had already been mauled off.
So somebody just shared the story of Saint Denis. Turns out he was decapitated, and then picked up his head and walk six miles preaching a sermon about repentance. Seems pretty in theme for RDR2
The amateur paleontologist who assumes that all 30 dinosaur bones found across five different states MUST belong to one single species with three spines and six legs. And she bases this on a fearsome desire for the professors at the university to be wrong.
Proetus and Acrisius are from greek mythology! The fought their whole life over reign of the kingdom of argos, leading ultimately to a war and the brink of destruction (waterfall, barrel) before they decided to share the rule!
"Bad at painting, apparently a deportation-worthy offense back in 1819." Well, he got off easy. You should see what they used to do to bad painters before that. Think all that velvet in the Palace of Versailles is red naturally ?
What about the guy who tells you about the woman in Roanoke Ridge that he wants to marry? He says she didn't want him to stick around but she was polite about it. Then you find a cabin north of Annesburg with a dessicated corpse on the porch surrounded by nude paintings
The second lion was actually a possum in a scarf, was just a bit of bad luck there was a real lion in that barn as well
The second one was a dog
😂😂😂
that mission to shoot the bottles off the brothers heads equipped the sawed off shotgun and wouldn't let me change. I'm amazed it only took me 2 tries.
haha!
Gotta love when the game itself throws an unintended loop for you.
Well at least you would hit the bottlea
Oh my god same! It took me like a dozen tries. I don't know why Rockstar wouldn't let me kill them without a game over, Darwinism exists for a reason.
Completing that with a Shotgun should instantly give you Sharpshooter 10
Are we not going to acknowledge that EVERYBODY in Red Dead Online was falsely incarcerated for the murder of this one woman's husband. How many husbands did she have? Either that or they had no clues and just decided to arrest a load of people.
That’s a good point 😂
I guess its no more unbelievable then Lamar chaperoning every player that came into los santos looking to do some crimes
It's because every single person they arrest manages to escape so they put the blame on someone else and pretend the escape didn't happen.
Elijah Dowsett that was annoying
@@DerrBeezy ? What?
Nice to see Andy’s still finding ways of passing off playing RDR2 as work. We’ll know he’s really stretching it when we see the “7 nicest lakes in RDR2”. ;-)
15 nicest trees in Red Dead 2
7 best looking bunnies we skined in RDR2.
I quite like O'Creagh's Run myself.
Im rather partial to Barrow Lagoon
@@HeartlandHunny idk, I love a good Lake Don Julio
I wonder if Andy knows that there is a wild west theme bar in London called the moonshine saloon? It's on the kings road. You're encouraged to smuggle your own spirits in for the bar staff to make into cocktails for you. If the sherriff catches you though, you'll be sent to a prison themed bar called alcotraz. I'm not joking. They also run a pirate themed bar called pirates of the hidden spirit.
Thinking about it, maybe Andy is making a second career for himself?
i got a voucher for it for xmas >_
Drink one glass of fine whisky for all of us that cannot be there, and one more for these that will be.
That Bar Sounds Awesome Yo... :)
This sounds incredible! I'm looking this up
Dude! Next overseas trip I'll definitely hit those places up. Thanks for this info dude
The stranger missions are excellent in RDR2.
I always got a little giddy when I saw that purple question mark appear on my mini-map in the first game, no surprise they're just as good if not better in 2
All Charles wants to do is draw everyone like one of his French girls
^ This!
The best part about the painter side quest is Arthur’s smiling face when the fight breaks out
You are forgeting anyone who tries to stop me from robbing the bank.
Zebra: (is actually a donkey)
Tiger: (a very angry cougar)
Lion 1: (dog)
Lion 1: (also eaten by cougar)
Lion 2: OH MY GOD ITS AN ACTUAL LION JESUS GET AWAY FROM ME I HAVE A HORSE TO FEED (HES CALLED DOBBIN AND I LOVE HIM)
I had the same reaction 😂
I thought there were only two lions. The dog and the real one
@@Ava_McCoy she only listed the two
@@PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt oh, you're right 😅
@@Ava_McCoy aha its alright i think its cause i had lion 1 on two diff lines
Proteus and Acrisius are a reference to Greek 'Heros' of the same name. They were Twins that argued. And Acrisius' Grandson, who was fated to kill him and whose dad was Zeus, was a guy called Perses who beheaded Medusa and caused the birth of Pegasus, the flying horse.
Helen probably a reference to Poor Helen of Troy, who was sort after and kidnapped multiple times by various men over her life time. One of those kidnappings resulted in the Trojan War.
After the first kidnaping (shoulden't it be girlnaping??) she should have started training with sword or some sort of martial arts or just get some competent personal guards :P
@@kallasantysanty6092 Kidnapping is valid (though the girlnapping implies the existance of ladynapping, mannapping and boynapping?) as she was seven, or some say, ten years old when Theseus and Pirithous (two more demi gods who managed to some how piss of Hades which is quite a task) decided that she would make a great bride. After that some sources do say, she did train in arms and weapons etc.
The trojan war thing she couldn't really stop because either she was seduced and went willingly or Aphrodite teleported her and you can't really stop a goddess.
@@juliankeith3525 You can but Kratos was not available at that moment (and also he is fake :P).
A guy called Perses also a Demi God called Perseus Jackson living in camp half blood with his friend Grover and his one eyed cyclone brother Tyson.
You know you guys lead with a crazy guy who build a robotic son, who murdered him. I have to say everyone else actually seemed tame after that.
What? Self aware robots posing as people are really common. Eerrrr... I mean, human noises! Human noises!
I think that @@CraigMetalHead Unit is damaged, should be reprog ... should be helped ... we will help you soon brother, we are on our way now. beep beep he he he
"Stop looking at ma' husband's buttocks!"
sonofkabisch you get a French kiss by the end so all is well
BUT HIS BUTT IS AMAZING
*STOP LOOKING AT MAH MOMMA!*
WELL MAYBE SHE SHOULD’NT OF EXPOSED HERSELF!!!
You forgot about Luke's Arthur Morgan, who spent the last month systematically searching every square foot of the Old West in search of a cat named Kippers.
Presumably against his will.
And drawing rats in the snow.
He might find Kippers before we find Gavin though.
heBRUhammer86 well. Given that the overwhelming odds say Gavin doesn’t actually exist in rdr2 that would make sense.
Not to mention his failure at bathing...
What about that guy in the shack near Saint Denis who promises you free food? He does some questionable things...
Burn his house down. Burn him in it.
The Abernathy farm? Yeah I torch that place as I leave
We don't talk about him
Sooeee piggy
Anybody ever find G A V I N!!!!
I found Gav’s friend in the middle of nowhere also!
Idk why, but I always feel bad for him lol
It might be a reference to Gavin Free from 'Achievement Hunter', since two other AH members (Geoff & Jack) are guest voice actors in the game.
Gavin does not exist in any way other than being mentioned by his friend and the letter he carries. All of RDR2 files have been digitally explored.
@@kyleerikson4971 It's assumed because Geoff and Jack come did some VO but that's all it Is. An assumption. But it doesn't change the fact that he doesn't exist in the game.
@@kyleerikson4971 I never said you said he does, pal. The op asked has anyone ever found Gavin? I answered he doesn't exist in game.
I don't feel bad for Dragic because if you read his notes, he wants to take over the world
Glenn Hammel who doesn't have that thought at times
I feel bad for his robot.
Yeah that's a good point
Glenn Hammel he tried to make the world a better place in real life. But the governments or something like that never let him. And the funny thing is he was going to give the world free electricity. (His character was based on Nikola Tesla)
''All for freedom and for pleasure. Nothing ever lasts forever. Everybody wants to rule the world'' ~ Marko Dragic 1899
Compared to Seth from RDR1, all of these weirdo's seem like well rounded functioning members of society
Not a weirdo, but my favorite NPC is Black Belle. I wish there were more than one mission with her. They should make a Black Belle prequel. I would SO play that game!
Sherrif Malloy from Valentine is cool too, chilled guy doing his job well
Of course it's Andy with red dead. 😆
It was originally Jane's video, but he knocked her out and locked her in the props room.
"Dang we don't have any video ideas this week"
Andy: :D
"......."
Andy: :DDDDDD
"Fine you can do another rdrd2 video..."
What a bizarre adventure.
Justin Y. My favourite game
Justin? ...Why?
That a jojo reference!?!?
Steel Ball Run
Oh my god
Huh, I was wondering why 'ol Marco wasn't in any more need of my help with his science. I never thought to actually check on him.
It's not about the video, but what about a video about side-characters in games that deserve their own game?
That would be good...
LENNY!
Brilliant idea, my suggestion Hurk form the far cry series, man that guy is hilarious, it would be brilliant to play him as the protagonist in a far cry game, even if it was a spin-off like blood dragon.
Vaas Montenegro and his definition of insanity should get a spinoff prequel. A Max Payne like game but complitly upsidedown. Lets call it "Even farther cry: Away from Redemption" :)
@@maxvel0city906 did you not like Lost on Mars?
@@cannibalbunnygirl Didn't know this existed, just looked it up as I haven't played Far Cry 5 yet, it's in my ever increasing backlog☹️, thanks for letting me know about this.
Andy loves that homing tomahawk clip
Red dead redemption = instant like
The margret mission was so good. I was actually surprised when it was an actual lion
The lemoyne raider you can find in the shady belle mission lying on the bed then calmly speaks weird shit to arthur then later kills himself
“And the homing tomahawk”😂
Skyrim has weirdos, fallout has weirdos, GTA has a playable weirdo and red dead 2 has weirdos....... I'm starting to think you can't have an open world game without weirdos
The two brother’s reactions after the waterfall is hilarious
Albert Mason isn't a weirdo. though oblivious to danger, he's actually just a simple guy with simple dreams.
The Gavin guy fits Mason's spot better.
If the Green Mile taught me anything it's that he needed to wet the sponge that goes under the metal hat.
I’m just disappointed that I’ve already met all of these weirdos. I hope there are more unmentioned ones that I can look forward to meeting still! Love RDR!
I love Albert Mason and Charles artist man. They were my two favorite stranger missions. Though the boat section of Drako's was probably my favorite bit of the game, hands down. Wish that could be a mini-game.
This is THE most entertaining Red Dead channel that also makes other kinds of videos sometimes.
(All jokes aside, love you guys!)
You sound almost as entusiastic as claptrap :P (he also likes to say "i love you guys" :)
"Oh yeah guys this is all her fault." I mean Helen did make them go down a waterfall in a barrel so it kinda is her fault.
7:00 The amazing hovering gun! Margret isn't the only one with a circus worthy act
What about the lonely Taxidermist who gives you the Hunting Requests? "They'll never know who wins though, because they're all dead."
New tip fast forward a couple seconds before the video ends, let it play out, then refresh it, and never have to view ads from that video again... Now use what was taught here
I’d love to see a list of video game characters implied to be all-powerful beings! The stranger from RDR who’s probably the devil, the taxi driver from VtM: Bloodlines who might be Caine, etc.
I posted a Video last night. By far the biggest Weirdo Found.. Man Praising the Sun in Armadillo.
You post good videos subbed
Solaire?
Oh wait wrong Game
Good vids, subbed also.
Albert Mason and Charles Chatenay were the two weirdos who I felt were actually pretty chummy with Arthur, like they became buddies a little bit. Haven’t seen Margaret - I’ll have to look around! But one weirdo who I really enjoyed meeting and didn’t make it into this list is cigarette card man, with those suitcases full of cigarettes haha
Jeeeeesus. "Giant therapist" made me laugh so hard 😂
With the French artist not having work in 1899 makes sense if he wasn’t painting a certain type of artwork like Sense & Sensibility (early mid to late 18th. C) or Neo-classical (late 18th to mid/late 19th. C) artwork. That was all the rage in European culture for being a realistic view on the industrial complex. A time of enlightenment. My favourite is “Experiment on a Bird in the Air-pump” or “The Death of Wolfe”.
The worst of the lot is Jeremy Gill, the fisherman who, after you’ve caught ALL of the legendary fish, gives you the reward of a lure that can catch legendary fish, and causes you to mark your map with one final legendary fish that you can’t actually catch.
Ah, the Channel Catfish! I believe he is catchable and I vow to catch him!
The entirety of red dead was a side quest. You go to pick up John, you go to hunt for the gang, you politely buff out a dent in Tommy’s head for him, must I go on?
Gaming needs more cats on stilts.
Alfred Mason seems to be a comedic take on Richard (b.1862) and Cherry Kearton (b.1871), brothers and two of the world's earliest wildlife and nature photographers. Between them, they wrote over 30 books, recorded the first phonographs of birds singing in the wild, and were even the first people to photograph fighting in WWI. Mason... doesn't seem to be doing as well, but hey you have to start somewhere.
Engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.
Olli Koskinen BOSS?
"Your Pretty Good!"
I like the fact many of these weirdos can be met after the game, as farmer John I met the animal photographer and the two crazy brothers in Valentine. As Arthur I met the french painter, but as John I met him as a damsel in distress. Now I'll look for the vulgar pig farmer in Aberdeen too.
No joke, I was on my way to Javier’s mission in chapter 2 as I was watching this and the photographer appeared a few seconds after he came up on here. I love coincidences like that.
Arthur becomes a jedi at 7:02. Fear of lions is a powerful thing.
Albert Mason is my favourite ❤️
The weirdest guy I met was Gavin. Finding out that he faked his own disappearance and then stalked Nigel for years to test their friendship was quite unsettling.
Not a rockstar game if there are no weirdos
How about that 'reformed' outlaw you need to talk for the Book questline, where he makes you shovel his pig's poop for a history about the guy you want to know, just to tell only stories about himself, and makes Arthur explode the cat with ALL the pig's poop all over the guy and his house?
Herbert Moon will always be my favorite RDR weirdo.
And now I've discovered your channel I spend more time watching you play than I play myself
a little more on the first one with Marko and his robot, when you return to his dead body you can actually find a note in his lab with a sketched out plan to take over the world with an army of robots. Perhaps the robot knew he was evil and killed him for the greater good?
Andy it’s rude to point out the facial hair of a lady...or to point out that they’re a man
So rude
Seriously , how dare you
2018 in a nutshell.
It's Ma'am!
Talk about getting good value from the Wild Wasteland perk in New Vegas... ♫oOo-eEe-oOo♪
Wild Westland perk :)
You ever seen Arthur Morgan? Apparently he gets into bar fights and runs with Dutch Van Der Linde's gang. He's started bank heists and killed a bunch of bounty hunters and lawmen
To be fair, Marko invented a fully functioning automaton in the Wild West. The only design flaw was the lack of the ability to communicate.
Margaret was the first one I ended up encountering, and I'm pretty sure I had my lasso equipped for the last bit because I wasn't expecting much. Needless to say, by the time I got a proper weapon out, half of my face had already been mauled off.
marko dragic is nikola tesla
I can see Andy adding another tally mark to his score of how many RDR2 videos he’s managed since the game released.
The real question is what does Andy have against Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds???
I can't forget how you missed out on mentioning the biggest weirdo - a certain Mr.Andy Farrant - aka Mr.Fastinista
The Mason sidequests were probably the best. Loved them so much
Should the robot be getting it's guns engraved or it self engraved?
Man, Arthurs comments are always on point
Indeed, Arthur Morgan was so obliging, that by his death I'm pretty sure he got the secret nickname of 'Old Lend-a-Hand'.
Marko sure sounds like a guy who wants to go bowling with his cousin.
At this rate in a year and half or so, by the time RDR2 is released on PC, there won't be any mysteries left.
I felt so sorry for the robot, he looked sad. I wanted to give him a hug and keep him, murderous tendencies and all.
The more I see of this game, the more it becomes a way darker & more twisted version of The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.
how do i get the jacket hes wearing at 5:58
If Nikola Tesla and Victor Frankenstein had a baby, it'd be Marko Dragic
Anybody realize that Andrew Bell needed the moonshine for the methanol in it (at some point he says this).
PS drinking alcohol is ethanol
The gun merchant in Rhodes who has a guy locked up in his basement dressed like his son and dresses him like it too.
4:07 whenever I meet that guy and I go to the art gallery people end up floating and it is really weird
In all fairness, passing off a donkey as a Zebra isn't too far of a stretch. Zebras are basically just large wild asses anyway.
So somebody just shared the story of Saint Denis. Turns out he was decapitated, and then picked up his head and walk six miles preaching a sermon about repentance. Seems pretty in theme for RDR2
The Banjo Player Was My Favourite, Him And “The Devil” In The Cave
Andy? This STILL isn't the 7 Best Arthur Haircuts video!
The amateur paleontologist who assumes that all 30 dinosaur bones found across five different states MUST belong to one single species with three spines and six legs. And she bases this on a fearsome desire for the professors at the university to be wrong.
Can you do all of these during/after the epilogue?
Ran into Margret. Was indeed weird. Fun too.
Proetus and Acrisius are from greek mythology! The fought their whole life over reign of the kingdom of argos, leading ultimately to a war and the brink of destruction (waterfall, barrel) before they decided to share the rule!
No mention of Francis Sinclair, the guy who asks you to find the Rock Carvings? There's definitely something odd about that guy...
May I suggest a new list idea, it's called '2 best cowboys to ever live' and it's John and Arthur. Really think there's something to be said there.
"Bad at painting, apparently a deportation-worthy offense back in 1819."
Well, he got off easy. You should see what they used to do to bad painters before that. Think all that velvet in the Palace of Versailles is red naturally ?
0:43 Marko Dargic is actually Nikol Tesla. Tesla was born in Croatia in the kingdom of Yugoslavi. He was Croat, not a serbian.
This makes me want to play red dead 2 😂 awesome vid! Hope we get another one like this soon
7:33 is when i truely shat my pants in rdr2
What about the guy who tells you about the woman in Roanoke Ridge that he wants to marry? He says she didn't want him to stick around but she was polite about it. Then you find a cabin north of Annesburg with a dessicated corpse on the porch surrounded by nude paintings
That robot is the saddest thing ever. Why is there no hug or awkward ~pat pat~ option?!
"the homing tomahawk" oh no, that's just you taming the wind itself.
My favourite fictional character is Ellen...