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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @ryanrodriguez4535
    @ryanrodriguez4535 3 года назад +5718

    Has no one mentioned the girl saying “I only do it on days when the crime rate is low”? Is she the joker? How does she know when crime is happening every day?

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 3 года назад +250

      She's the mafia boss. Her seduction of an officer must've been part of a larger goal.

    • @DeusEx3
      @DeusEx3 3 года назад +96

      @@ltb1345 they should hire you to write for them

    • @davidpereira5969
      @davidpereira5969 3 года назад +272

      She kindly asked the police officer what are the days with low crime rate last time she called them

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 3 года назад +98

      Weirdly enough it’s actually something you can really easily google, it’s usually just an average of past crime on each day

    • @anarchistathena
      @anarchistathena 3 года назад +140

      I only do crime on weekends. I have to work during the week.

  • @RyoKasai25
    @RyoKasai25 3 года назад +6660

    I love how she committed a federal offense in front of a police officer and she doesn't get arrested for it, instead she gets the date she wanted.

    • @markwage2209
      @markwage2209 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/kHfVFK5su7s/видео.html CHARLIE EXPOSED

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 года назад

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    • @mordiiy
      @mordiiy 3 года назад +13

      i wouldn't work

    • @Back_Day_Barbarian
      @Back_Day_Barbarian 3 года назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/sTcdpdga8D4/видео.html

    • @Nikocado.Avocado
      @Nikocado.Avocado 3 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @djfanelli
    @djfanelli 3 года назад +3430

    "Oh my god, you raped my daughter!"
    Moral of the story: Game of Thrones season 8 is bad

  • @chongyun_
    @chongyun_ 3 года назад +4089

    “Never fear rejection. The worst someone can say is no.”
    “Hey I like you”
    “Ew”

    • @MrLive4one
      @MrLive4one 3 года назад +226

      Worst is losing 50/50 on hard pity

    • @SIRHOPP3R
      @SIRHOPP3R 3 года назад +12

      Hi chongyun

    • @solohymbloodborne5406
      @solohymbloodborne5406 3 года назад +5

      Xingqiu say that?

    • @Shadowtopia69
      @Shadowtopia69 3 года назад +33

      "Please leave me alone!!!"

    • @penguiscool2334
      @penguiscool2334 3 года назад +12

      @@aertix2635 I lost the 50/50 and grinded my soul away to get back to pity and roll baal, beta male grind-set

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 3 года назад +4013

    I hope the next episodes are titled something even crazier like: "Depressed man discovers an alternate timeline hidden in his closet, ending will shock you" or something crazy sci-fi shit

    • @urmum2928
      @urmum2928 3 года назад +59

      Narnia

    • @BreadLoeuf
      @BreadLoeuf 3 года назад +32

      I remember Charlie did review a dhar mann clone like that. can't remember its name for the life of me, but it was usually fantasy or sci-fi related.

    • @biothrust5767
      @biothrust5767 3 года назад +13

      @@BreadLoeuf Zvoid studios?

    • @BreadLoeuf
      @BreadLoeuf 3 года назад +5

      @@biothrust5767 | Yeah looks like the one. Was thinking of this vid when writing the comment: ruclips.net/video/WvJRRuQS-fE/видео.html

    • @teigancarter93
      @teigancarter93 3 года назад +5

      Sounds like 11.22.63

  • @zypper7213
    @zypper7213 3 года назад +1521

    These stories feel EXACTLY like live action reenactments of those choose your own adventure style mobile games like Episode, Chapter, etc.

    • @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
      @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/m4qXrSAz9FM/видео.html
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    • @Sopjies
      @Sopjies 3 года назад +26

      Completely accurate

    • @zypper7213
      @zypper7213 3 года назад +7

      @Nick Gurr I've never actually used any of them, my only exposure is from their ads, but that's fair lol

    • @kurootetsuro9342
      @kurootetsuro9342 3 года назад +2

      episodes acc good tho fr not like those ads

    • @masterfox6832
      @masterfox6832 2 года назад +3

      I like episode it's chaotic but yeah it's kinda shitty

  • @danielcuchallocruz6986
    @danielcuchallocruz6986 3 года назад +2851

    My friends would be like:
    "Where's Daniel?"
    "I dont know"
    "Oh, anyway"

  • @PhantomHostLive
    @PhantomHostLive 3 года назад +970

    "Man murders his wife and kids"
    Moral of the story: Look both ways when crossing the street.

    • @madlad6872
      @madlad6872 3 года назад +7

      😂

    • @deeznuts4302
      @deeznuts4302 3 года назад +1

      😳😳

    • @rayyanisdumdum5798
      @rayyanisdumdum5798 2 года назад +20

      "man got arrested for tax evasion" moral of the story: don't do drugs kids.

    • @fyretnt
      @fyretnt 2 года назад +6

      @@rayyanisdumdum5798 maybe the drugs led to tax evasion

    • @kengiro0599
      @kengiro0599 Год назад +1

      The moral co7ld actually fit that video

  • @Overly_Hydrated
    @Overly_Hydrated 3 года назад +1719

    I’ll never understand the whole
    “Your pregnant, so we’re kicking you out” parent reaction. I’d be pissed, but I’m not kicking anyone out like geez.

    • @thebowler5506
      @thebowler5506 3 года назад +17

      Big Sad

    • @kittensoundwave3480
      @kittensoundwave3480 3 года назад +307

      Funny, they throw away all those years of "love" and parenting for that.
      If anything they should have been raised better and with more care.
      As if in 5-10 more years they won't be having a grandkid anyway. You can't control it down to the year if it isn't you.
      Real pathetic really. Especially considering a lot of "parents" who act this way probably had their kid at 15 and 16.

    • @imunmire
      @imunmire 3 года назад +42

      I got kicked out at 15/16 I’m a dude tho lol

    • @anarchistathena
      @anarchistathena 3 года назад +95

      "Aight, no problem. Let me just grab a hanger real quick. We live in Texas."

    • @19gOfchai
      @19gOfchai 3 года назад +165

      If your kid gets pregnant at a young age how could you kid them out. That means you failed your job as a parent

  • @kombuchas4684
    @kombuchas4684 3 года назад +395

    Whoever played the mother in that pregnancy skit did a really good job. Her acting is way better than you'd expect.

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 3 года назад +62

      Especially when she grabbed the knife. Pure gold.

    • @daroldcarold3443
      @daroldcarold3443 Год назад +12

      And when she got away with a federal crime. Pure gold

    • @ashary9675
      @ashary9675 Год назад

      ​@@daroldcarold3443who cares, if I get to kill a pedo I don't mind a few years in.

    • @chadrickbasedman6686
      @chadrickbasedman6686 Год назад +24

      i know i was just sitting here thinking "damn this shits way better than dhar mann" 💀

    • @ChokataLatt3
      @ChokataLatt3 4 месяца назад +2

      i think the acting in this channel is much better

  • @ultra1000
    @ultra1000 3 года назад +478

    "my name is Ryan and I'm a police officer." A typical interaction with law enforcement

    • @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
      @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 года назад

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    • @davidpereira5969
      @davidpereira5969 3 года назад +72

      He said that exactly how an npc whould, that's the best part

    • @Adrian-dl9nb
      @Adrian-dl9nb 2 года назад +39

      Screenwriter: okay, let me tell you a bit about your character. Your name is Ryan and you're a police officer.
      Actor: say no more

  • @nathanielheywood137
    @nathanielheywood137 3 года назад +1389

    The story: Drunk Guy Bumps Into Best Friend On Accident
    The moral: Don't trust anyone, everyone wants to kill you.

    • @aster_ISK
      @aster_ISK 3 года назад +53

      Sigma grindset

    • @mellonhead9568
      @mellonhead9568 3 года назад +33

      @@aster_ISK sigma grindset blame underage sex on drunkeness

    • @udonnauchegbu2018
      @udonnauchegbu2018 3 года назад +6

      I just kept laughing at this one.

    • @CherryDKaya
      @CherryDKaya 3 года назад +21

      Story: serial killer kidnaps women
      Moral: friends r cool

    • @Heheheha-sh5zh
      @Heheheha-sh5zh 8 месяцев назад

      Bro the average Perry the platypus subplot is pretty much don’t trust anyone

  • @marsmurderer9868
    @marsmurderer9868 3 года назад +408

    Imagine if at the end of Saw some cop popped up and said "the message of this movie was a true friend will always stand by you."

    • @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
      @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 года назад

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    • @CMYX
      @CMYX 2 года назад +1

      lmfaooo

    • @Vulnresati
      @Vulnresati 2 года назад +21

      Jigsaw takes off his mask and is like "kids, make sure you have someone you can trust."

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 2 года назад +1

      I love that Saw is a series almost ENTIRELY built on a lack of trust so the message could SORTA work there

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Год назад

      @@Vulnresati Billy the Marionette just wheels out on his little trike and says _"kids, don't be afraid ta go ta ya teachas, ya priests, ya ministas, ya mams, ya dads, ya Rabbis! 'Cause if ya inject da marijuanas, ya go ta Hell befoah ya die!"_

  • @eg816
    @eg816 3 года назад +144

    the story with the pregnant daughter was oddly a relief that she didn't side with the husband

  • @connoc5078
    @connoc5078 3 года назад +75

    "I'm kicking you out of the house because you are pregnant"
    "Now I'm going to pretend I care about you".

  • @cocoman281
    @cocoman281 3 года назад +2489

    “Dad finds out his 5year old daughter committed numerous war crimes in the former Republic of Yugoslavia-Ending will shock you!”
    Moral of the story, don’t let your dreams be dreams

    • @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
      @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 года назад

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    • @SigmaSyndicate
      @SigmaSyndicate 3 года назад +87

      Ah, yes, Saga of Tanya the Evil

    • @kgkomrin
      @kgkomrin 3 года назад +19

      Who knew a office worker in a small girl's body would turn the tides of war

    • @shinymetagross1666
      @shinymetagross1666 3 года назад +35

      @@SigmaSyndicate Hey, she never *actually* committed war crimes. Everything she did was technically allowed.

    • @Demonically_Inspired
      @Demonically_Inspired 2 года назад +23

      @@shinymetagross1666 thats the whole fucking show "technically not a warcrime"

  • @Lawlsomedude
    @Lawlsomedude 3 года назад +326

    Woman: I stalked you for months to find out your shift schedule, studied the crime rates in the area, pretended my place was robbed and called in a fake robbery just so I could see you again.
    Cop: Let's go get dinner.

  • @reduxdev
    @reduxdev 3 года назад +5949

    Vid Chronicles be like:
    * boyfriend kills girlfriend because she was fat *
    moral of the story: try not to be so fat

    • @j4y167
      @j4y167 3 года назад +257

      Pretty solid moral

    • @hurtcobain3282
      @hurtcobain3282 3 года назад +204

      Moral of the story: don’t eat cream cheese on a Sunday

    • @legalza0843
      @legalza0843 3 года назад +187

      Nah the moral would be something like “never let anyone make you feel down”

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 3 года назад +91

      Or never trust skinny people. Make them eat fatty foods to establish loyalty.

    • @raffareis
      @raffareis 3 года назад +60

      "Account for all knives in the house. Always."

  • @alexp4785
    @alexp4785 3 года назад +72

    "Never fear rejection, the worst they can say is No" I feel like they're literally encouraging doing crazy stuff like staging a robbery because the worst they can say is "No, it's a federal offense and we're charging youand putting you in jail"

    • @KreeZafi
      @KreeZafi 2 года назад +1

      Wasn't the point to just ask them straight up instead of doing shit like that to get their attention?

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Год назад

      I mean, in the US, they could also just break into the house, shoot whoever they encountered inside to death and call it another successful mission worthy of an award.

  • @Bouch1018
    @Bouch1018 3 года назад +91

    Moral of the story: If a tragedy happens in your kids lives, make sure to do everything you can to leave them essentially orphaned while you’re in prison forever.

  • @BrentTV
    @BrentTV 3 года назад +5649

    How can I trust you to not trust anyone if you’re giving me advice that I should trust?

    • @rayman4976
      @rayman4976 3 года назад

      Omg ruclips.net/video/XK85ynEObm0/видео.html
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    • @rayman4976
      @rayman4976 3 года назад

      Omg ruclips.net/video/XK85ynEObm0/видео.html
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    • @bruv1835
      @bruv1835 3 года назад +3

      @@rayman4976 HAHAHAHA JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS ROTTING IN 🔥👹👹 FOR ENTERNITY #DESERVED

    • @DoggoBro1
      @DoggoBro1 3 года назад +143

      I hate these bots

    • @Skelterbane69
      @Skelterbane69 3 года назад +129

      Commenting to break eye contact from the bots

  • @notinzane6993
    @notinzane6993 3 года назад +771

    They should have an episode that ties them all together. Like a cinematic universe.

  • @leonwalsh190
    @leonwalsh190 3 года назад +936

    Very realistic the police officer calmly talks to lady running at him with a knife

    • @shaheenshaikh8368
      @shaheenshaikh8368 3 года назад

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    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

    • @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
      @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/m4qXrSAz9FM/видео.html
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    • @Harew0lf
      @Harew0lf 3 года назад +91

      Then asks the guy who raped her son if she’s lying 🤣

    • @meisteremm
      @meisteremm 3 года назад +79

      @@Harew0lf
      "Officer, no, of course not!"
      "Oh, okay, you're free to go, sir, and here's two thousand dollars cash just for being honest."

  • @giorgiochiodini5773
    @giorgiochiodini5773 3 года назад +34

    "A true friend will always stand beside you" means that no matter what, if you're friend with the killer, you must help him. Such a nice message to deliver

  • @anudeep8238
    @anudeep8238 3 года назад +60

    "As parents, we need to pay attention to our kids."
    This happened because you paid too much attention to your kid.

  • @simpledottv3780
    @simpledottv3780 3 года назад +734

    Vid Chronicles be like:
    - Man kills wife for being a serial killer
    Moral of the story: Always be kind to others

  • @FishForThought
    @FishForThought 3 года назад +2114

    17:25 Charlie's editor is snorting a line for sure, again.

  • @GFuelEnergy
    @GFuelEnergy 3 года назад +2812

    These scenarios are outta pocket

    • @codgod5238
      @codgod5238 3 года назад

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    • @codgod5238
      @codgod5238 3 года назад +1

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      @codgod5238 3 года назад

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      @codgod5238 3 года назад

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      @codgod5238 3 года назад

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  • @ohok3913
    @ohok3913 3 года назад +68

    3:32 "Oh my god they stole the popcorn what the fuck" made me laugh harder than it should've, I fucking lost it at that line

  • @FreshMelonWater
    @FreshMelonWater 3 года назад +19

    "I only call on days when the crime rate's low" And you know that HOW?

  • @docmedecal
    @docmedecal 3 года назад +841

    Officer: "You should build relationships with your kids."
    _I'm pretty sure he did_

  • @tudeslildude
    @tudeslildude 3 года назад +479

    "Parents, you should build relationships with your kids."
    Wait.... isn't that literally what caused this problem?

    • @meisteremm
      @meisteremm 3 года назад +47

      It doesn't apply to step parents.
      The rules are different for them.

    • @pokemanyt4314
      @pokemanyt4314 3 года назад +36

      @@meisteremm you know the rules and so do i

    • @meisteremm
      @meisteremm 3 года назад +6

      @@pokemanyt4314 Yeah, basically along the same lines as the rules of "Fight Club."

    • @idrinkrawmilk554
      @idrinkrawmilk554 3 года назад +5

      @@pokemanyt4314 A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of

    • @theactualgarfield5024
      @theactualgarfield5024 3 года назад +5

      @@idrinkrawmilk554 You wouldn't get this from any other guy!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +3382

    I swear adult films have a better plot scenario than some of these videos you're watching.

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 года назад

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      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 года назад

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      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 года назад +1

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      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 года назад

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    • @markwage2209
      @markwage2209 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/kHfVFK5su7s/видео.html CHARLIE EXPOSED

  • @Staplegun
    @Staplegun 3 года назад +32

    7:57 "My name is Ryan, I'm a police officer." lmao I don't know why this is so funny to me.

  • @shydead1392
    @shydead1392 2 года назад +11

    19:56 How nice that they slipped that in there. Because as you know any other type of relationship is bad no matter what

  • @WhyJagger
    @WhyJagger 3 года назад +4926

    I only trust the love of my life which is penguinz0

    • @rigobertorosenbaum9838
      @rigobertorosenbaum9838 3 года назад +137

      @The TacoCat lmao why is this dude linking School Clips in the comment section bro

    • @dmars5614
      @dmars5614 3 года назад +144

      @@rigobertorosenbaum9838 because he’s an agent of chaos

    • @helloworld2784
      @helloworld2784 3 года назад +81

      Bruh you only got verified because you have Network of bots. 🙄

    • @lukelmaooooo
      @lukelmaooooo 3 года назад +61

      RUclips verified....that you're gay

    • @josephramirez7462
      @josephramirez7462 3 года назад +8

      $imp

  • @chilli-iceolive-abode2447
    @chilli-iceolive-abode2447 3 года назад +568

    "The jellyfish exhibit"
    "Those spineless idiots"
    😭

    • @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
      @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 года назад

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    • @invisibilius1978
      @invisibilius1978 3 года назад +21

      they HATE jellyfish

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 3 года назад +43

      Moral of the story: never go to the jellyfish exhibit.😳

    • @Harew0lf
      @Harew0lf 3 года назад +14

      Even the penguin exhibit isn’t safe anymore 😩

    • @LanaAndJen
      @LanaAndJen 2 года назад +3

      That had to be on purpose

  • @mister_bren
    @mister_bren 3 года назад +309

    i love how wildly disconnected the morals of the story are to the actual story

  • @wafflefawfflemcdooodat1124
    @wafflefawfflemcdooodat1124 3 года назад +13

    I love how the music cuts out at 8:04, right when he gives the stupidest excuse imaginable

  • @StomeAura
    @StomeAura 2 года назад +18

    "Put your hands behind your back"
    "I was drunk!"
    "Understandable, have a nice day."

  • @sethwinters3556
    @sethwinters3556 3 года назад +141

    "women sets up date with serial killer and doesn't live to regret it"

    • @Milot72
      @Milot72 3 года назад +8

      SHE DOESN'T REGRET IT?
      impossible

    • @bluecat5669
      @bluecat5669 3 года назад

      So many links

  • @gonufc
    @gonufc 3 года назад +342

    "No Good deed goes unrewarded" is morally repugnant. It implies that good things "are actually worth doing because you might get something out of it!". Isn't saving two women from (at least) murder a good thing regardless of what reward you get for it?!

    • @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
      @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 года назад

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    • @Mr.Bimgus
      @Mr.Bimgus 3 года назад +33

      Help! I'm drowning in bots!

    • @cpt.martinwalker6268
      @cpt.martinwalker6268 3 года назад +28

      @@Mr.Bimgus ✋GRAB MY HAND!

    • @mrunpredictable3318
      @mrunpredictable3318 3 года назад +8

      I mean it's human nature to expect kindness in return when you do someone good for someone. Humans are not altruistic, everything in life is a trade. We trade our time with our family in return we get love, we give our time our bosses for money and give money to shops for food and entertainment.

    • @BenDover-dp8jd
      @BenDover-dp8jd 3 года назад +30

      I thought the saying was "no good deed goes unpunished"?

  • @fdsajfldaskjf
    @fdsajfldaskjf 3 года назад +331

    Officer: “Spread them, spread it.”
    Charlie: “Alright we... uh, alright.”

    • @rayman4976
      @rayman4976 3 года назад

      Omg. ruclips.net/video/XK85ynEObm0/видео.html
      .
      .

    • @markwage2209
      @markwage2209 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/kHfVFK5su7s/видео.html CHARLIE EXPOSED

    • @parkeralan19
      @parkeralan19 3 года назад +29

      @Bob saget I'm not clicking on that link but that's the funniest click bait idea I've ever seen lol

    • @JohnDoe-hu9wq
      @JohnDoe-hu9wq 3 года назад +16

      Good lord RUclips needs to find a way to fix these bots.

    • @koteidtm
      @koteidtm 3 года назад +1

      @@JohnDoe-hu9wq I know right

  • @Technodog
    @Technodog 3 года назад +18

    “The videos aren’t pointless they have messages”
    Same vibe as saying coolmathgames is educational

  • @toetickler6000
    @toetickler6000 3 года назад +24

    "Dad makes stepdaughter pregnant" I literally had a full-on heart attack

  • @nerdcartoon2544
    @nerdcartoon2544 3 года назад +408

    I like how she's attempting to kill someone and the officer is so cool about it

    • @Mr.Bimgus
      @Mr.Bimgus 3 года назад +69

      I mean I think anyone could understand her reaction given the situation. Like it's not the right answer, but it's definitely an understandable answer.

    • @spyro2002
      @spyro2002 3 года назад +20

      yeah like if she is that prone to murder streaks she should probably get some time too

    • @tentyp2
      @tentyp2 3 года назад

      yeah

    • @minersheep8285
      @minersheep8285 3 года назад +48

      “Oh he raped your daughter? Thanks for explaining, your attempted murder charges are now nullified.”

    • @bootyclap69k
      @bootyclap69k 3 года назад +1

      Why do you have a svtfoe pfp? 🤤

  • @taidakun_ig
    @taidakun_ig 3 года назад +117

    "Story about saving a child from a kidnapper"
    "The moral of the story is... When you donate from the good of your heart, you'll always be attractive."

  • @caliqm2199
    @caliqm2199 3 года назад +173

    Dhar Mann and Vid Chronicles teaching us lessons we never knew,such as:
    Don't commit felonies
    Don't rape people
    Don't cheat on your wife
    Don't be an asshole

  • @BethanyGrey1
    @BethanyGrey1 3 года назад +14

    The girl staging the robbery just to see the officer has the same energy as that old "psychopath test" about a girl falling in love with a guy at a funeral and killing someone else just to have an excuse to see him again.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 11 месяцев назад

      Oh yeah I think I heard that one on 30 Rock. When somebody passed that test they understandably were very concerned for their safety all of a sudden

  • @mojo_xe
    @mojo_xe Год назад +19

    14:30 “she makes me feel comfortable” bro she gave you an STD 🤣🤣

  • @glauben2713
    @glauben2713 3 года назад +161

    At this point, Dhar Mann is getting outclassed by the bizarre evolution of these channels

  • @seansean5665
    @seansean5665 3 года назад +71

    "Have you been cheating on me with another woman?"
    "What honey no! It was two men"

  • @TheZeBruh
    @TheZeBruh 3 года назад +172

    It’s like if Darr mans step brother is going through a emo stage

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 3 года назад +8

      Or a former associate of Dhar Mann who felt those videos weren't edgy enough. It's the Hot Topic of morality plays.

    • @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
      @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/m4qXrSAz9FM/видео.html
      .
      .

  • @Starlordchung
    @Starlordchung 3 года назад +21

    She disrespected his badge and yet he doesn’t arrest her? Officer Gregg can you please talk to his higher authorities.

  • @ianmig
    @ianmig 3 года назад +15

    "Don't fear rejection... The worst thing you can hear is no"
    Meanwhile, my crush: Ew, get away from me.

  • @mohd.hammad6459
    @mohd.hammad6459 3 года назад +678

    These skits are something out of a 15 year old's imagination

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html

    • @michaelsnyman2800
      @michaelsnyman2800 3 года назад +75

      Thats an insult to 15 year olds

    • @mrunpredictable3318
      @mrunpredictable3318 3 года назад +29

      70 year olds in retirement homes and kids in 3rd world countries prolly enjoy this primary school level stuff.

    • @muhammedshamil2443
      @muhammedshamil2443 3 года назад +2

      14 year olds

    • @furymonger5395
      @furymonger5395 3 года назад +9

      More like middle aged millennials attempting to be edgy

  • @artgenix8052
    @artgenix8052 3 года назад +136

    Is no one gonna talk about how the “I’m gonna snort a line and go see him” clip is repeated?

    • @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
      @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/m4qXrSAz9FM/видео.html
      .
      .

    • @alistersvenschoff1885
      @alistersvenschoff1885 3 года назад +3

      yeah lets talk about it lol

    • @xflame2827
      @xflame2827 3 года назад

      Is no one gonna talk about how this is a reupload

    • @asnailwithpizza9724
      @asnailwithpizza9724 3 года назад +7

      @@xflame2827 If you're about to tell me from how this was already uploaded once, and it's on a different channel, when different people upload Charlie's stuff as well, he's already made a video stating that this stuff happens where people upload clips from his streams.

    • @bowgart5567
      @bowgart5567 3 года назад +1

      @@asnailwithpizza9724 in no one gonna talk about this is

  • @aditimr
    @aditimr 3 года назад +131

    Charlies editing loops really makes me question my own brain

    • @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
      @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/m4qXrSAz9FM/видео.html

    • @MOCCHA101
      @MOCCHA101 3 года назад +11

      @The TacoCat the more u spam the less RUclips promotes ur stupid video.

    • @lockelamora4184
      @lockelamora4184 3 года назад +7

      @@MOCCHA101 not to mention the massive amount of publicity they give Charlie and his channel by boosting every video with so much activity. It's actually so brain dead.

    • @bowgart5567
      @bowgart5567 3 года назад +1

      makes me wanna do a line of coke

    • @MOCCHA101
      @MOCCHA101 3 года назад

      @@bowgart5567 stupid lifestyle consequences.

  • @harleybeta
    @harleybeta 3 года назад +17

    17:30 video repeats

  • @okmowstop9
    @okmowstop9 Год назад +2

    “The worst someone can say is no”.

  • @user-cl2hi9fo6j
    @user-cl2hi9fo6j 3 года назад +486

    I love how a lot of Vid Chronicle's "moral of the story" is completely different to the actual story lmao

    • @markwage2209
      @markwage2209 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/kHfVFK5su7s/видео.html CHARLIE EXPOSED

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html .

    • @rayman4976
      @rayman4976 3 года назад

      Omg. ruclips.net/video/XK85ynEObm0/видео.html
      .
      .

    • @ΜΝΜ
      @ΜΝΜ 3 года назад +12

      How many bots here?

    • @0_0s
      @0_0s 3 года назад

      PROOF THAT IM BLACKruclips.net/video/HElyruCH_fc/видео.html

  • @shoooja
    @shoooja 3 года назад +104

    Step father forcefully impregnates step daughter, moral of the story: never judge a book by its cover

    • @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
      @狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/m4qXrSAz9FM/видео.html
      .
      .

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 3 года назад +2

      Another actor's moral in the same scene: a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

  • @zombieford
    @zombieford 3 года назад +201

    "Wait is she telling the truth?"
    "I was drunk"
    Dumbest response ever.

    • @kengiro0599
      @kengiro0599 Год назад +16

      "I just love to create (does mickey mouse clubhouse dance), i just love to inspire"

  • @kennonat8494
    @kennonat8494 3 года назад +19

    It's stupid how when these people break up one of them becomes super rich while the other practically becomes homeless

  • @sebastiansecundario4560
    @sebastiansecundario4560 3 года назад +4

    -No matter how much you love someone, your kids must come first.
    Describes pretty well the situation.

  • @johnderat2652
    @johnderat2652 3 года назад +141

    Hey Charlie, you very probably won't see this, but you really gotta do something about the bot problem in the comments section. Each comment gets multiple spammy replies from bots. I'd suggest you put a keyword filter that removes all these comments containing all these certain keywords. (For example, most of these bots' comments seem to contain a link, so blacklist the word "http")

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html I disagree

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html I disagree

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html I disagree

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html I disagree

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html I disagree

  • @kylejonas3875
    @kylejonas3875 3 года назад +52

    “The worst someone can tell you is no”
    🙁

    • @lolo-kp1le
      @lolo-kp1le 3 года назад +16

      "Ewwwwwwww, You know your ugly and I'm beautiful right?" I wish no was the worst

    • @ispentalldayatYT
      @ispentalldayatYT 3 года назад +13

      My crush that told me "ew no." and then told his friends and teased me about it for the rest of the year: well yes, but actually no.

    • @toxic_shr00m
      @toxic_shr00m 3 года назад +5

      @@ispentalldayatYT Gayass
      Jokes aside, good luck to your endeavers, lad

    • @ispentalldayatYT
      @ispentalldayatYT 3 года назад +6

      @@toxic_shr00m despite what my username says, I'm actually not a dude. Tbh maybe my crush was the gayass.

  • @luckyMrrpProduction
    @luckyMrrpProduction 3 года назад +62

    “The worse they can say is no.”

  • @renjiguy1708
    @renjiguy1708 3 года назад +14

    7:44 The way she runs with a knife to kill him is so goofy lol

  • @theflyingegg3557
    @theflyingegg3557 2 года назад +5

    The off duty cop by the car scene was just like the cliche
    “Is anyone here a doctor!?”
    scene in movies

  • @Grim-c8n
    @Grim-c8n 3 года назад +49

    The cheating guy actually tried the "No you reported the body before I could" lmao

  • @DanzelGlovington
    @DanzelGlovington 3 года назад +32

    17:25 Darr Mannu! I've come to bargain!

    • @codgod5238
      @codgod5238 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html .

  • @erenthebirb1220
    @erenthebirb1220 3 года назад +202

    "It's not rocket science,if jesus himself says don't trust anyone,you don't."
    -Master oogway~

  • @BeachedAlien
    @BeachedAlien 3 года назад +13

    He’s not a serial killer if he didn’t kill his victims

  • @JohnDoe-ce4qm
    @JohnDoe-ce4qm 2 года назад +72

    “It’s an island we’re they keep the kids”
    Charlie: *”oh Epstein’s island”*
    I laughed way harder then I should have

  • @cliffhopkins7101
    @cliffhopkins7101 3 года назад +61

    The best part is that Dhar Mann and copycat channels think people actually find their content educational when in reality most of us just laugh at it

    • @markwage2209
      @markwage2209 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/kHfVFK5su7s/видео.html CHARLIE EXPOSED

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html ..

    • @sweatyslapfight7900
      @sweatyslapfight7900 3 года назад +14

      I'm sure there is an army of Facebook mom's watching this unironically.

    • @totalwartimelapses6359
      @totalwartimelapses6359 3 года назад +2

      You've...you've never seen his comment sections have you? You wouldn't be saying this otherwise

    • @totalwartimelapses6359
      @totalwartimelapses6359 3 года назад +5

      @@sweatyslapfight7900
      Definitely, I asked about the age of one of them in the comments who made a stupid comment, expecting the answer to be "I'm 12"
      The answer was 39

  • @isaiahK0V
    @isaiahK0V 3 года назад +123

    “Your kids must come first”
    “Well, she did…”

    • @AlcoholicBoredom
      @AlcoholicBoredom 3 года назад +4

      Ok, this comment only got its second like from me. But I hope it gets more because that was a legit funny joke 😄

    • @merdicmagic6171
      @merdicmagic6171 3 года назад +1

      Oooohh Wa ah ah ah!
      -down with the sickness

    • @raghav9000
      @raghav9000 3 года назад +1

      Dark

    • @harlyes
      @harlyes 3 года назад +1

      💀

  • @tsecellz8162
    @tsecellz8162 3 года назад +92

    Child plays soccer in street and gets hit by Chevy Silverado 1500: moral of the story, always make sure that you are wearing matching socks

    • @markwage2209
      @markwage2209 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/kHfVFK5su7s/видео.html CHARLIE EXPOSED

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html ..

    • @biggiecheese3702
      @biggiecheese3702 3 года назад +1

      what is with the links bruh

    • @tsecellz8162
      @tsecellz8162 3 года назад

      @@biggiecheese3702 man idek lol

  • @theunitsquad3144
    @theunitsquad3144 3 года назад +16

    8:22 this message was approved by the state of Alabama

  • @parenthesiscolon8706
    @parenthesiscolon8706 3 года назад +5

    13:22 donation sound matched the man turning on his phone perfectly XD

  • @batnerdbats
    @batnerdbats 3 года назад +44

    "Grandma Gives LSD to Her Grandson And Cheats on Grandpa, The End Will Shock You"
    Moral of the story is, chances are like belly buttons, you only get one.

  • @trevortec2989
    @trevortec2989 3 года назад +44

    charlie should start doing motivational videos like these, the channel could be called moistivation or something stupid like that.

  • @ryderhall9949
    @ryderhall9949 3 года назад +61

    Charlie makes me watch the most ridicules things when I’m baked 😂

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 3 года назад +14

    Next Time on Vid Chronicles: "Police Officer Stumbles Upon Homeless Cult Trying to Summon Cthulhu, The Ending Will Shock You."

    • @laycebug3260
      @laycebug3260 3 года назад +6

      Moral: always keep your promises

  • @SiegeOnConsole
    @SiegeOnConsole 2 года назад +18

    Brooooo, I used to work security with that dude 16:50. He quit to pursue who’s career in acting, glad he’s taking steps towards it

  • @Shan0Man
    @Shan0Man 3 года назад +115

    Charlie needs to make a tier list ranking every Dhar Mann timeline. If he doesn’t make one I will!!!

    • @youtyiyyutuu104
      @youtyiyyutuu104 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/kHfVFK5su7s/видео.html
      EXPOSED :0.../////

    • @rayman4976
      @rayman4976 3 года назад

      Omg ruclips.net/video/XK85ynEObm0/видео.html
      .
      .

    • @bruv1835
      @bruv1835 3 года назад +2

      HAHAHAHA JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS ROTTING IN 🔥👹👹 FOR ENTERNITY #DESERVED

    • @drysoup3017
      @drysoup3017 3 года назад +9

      Holy shit there's only bits in this reply section

    • @jordancarroll1217
      @jordancarroll1217 3 года назад

      I would love to see him make a Dhar Mann channel tier list

  • @ShadowSparksX
    @ShadowSparksX 3 года назад +62

    "Never fear rejection, the worst someone can say is no."
    My crush when I ask her out: *Eww*

    • @xbox-uwnv6200
      @xbox-uwnv6200 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/видео.html ..

    • @markwage2209
      @markwage2209 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/kHfVFK5su7s/видео.html CHARLIE EXPOSED

    • @sweatyslapfight7900
      @sweatyslapfight7900 3 года назад +4

      Worst that could have happened in her case would be that she would get arrested for faking a crime

  • @sryros2376
    @sryros2376 3 года назад +19

    "yeah bobo" 😂😂 13:27

  • @MrProfessorSomeGuy
    @MrProfessorSomeGuy 3 года назад +3

    The “you tried to poison me” -and then “burp” as the guy is standing up is everything!!

  • @ConnorwithanO
    @ConnorwithanO 3 года назад +4

    "MY NAME IS RYAN, AND I"M A POLICE OFFCER!" Had me dying.

  • @Prymbra
    @Prymbra 3 года назад +16

    LMAO why did I think the burp at 1:38 was coming from the guy in the video

  • @DJGamingSmash
    @DJGamingSmash 3 года назад +26

    The incest one reminds me of some Maury-type show. The therapist kidnapper one reminds me of In Treatment.

  • @dankilla5964
    @dankilla5964 3 года назад +19

    17:36 seems sus.

  • @apparatushappy736
    @apparatushappy736 3 года назад +3

    The worst someone can say when getting rejected isnt no, its ew

  • @LightningBlaze100
    @LightningBlaze100 3 года назад +5

    "The worst they can say is no." Pretty sure there's worse things someone can say.

  • @KamimasterTF
    @KamimasterTF 3 года назад +8

    7:39 Gwen saying "thomas" sound completelly the same how the lady from tom and jerry used to shout at tom

  • @SirPlocks
    @SirPlocks 3 года назад +7

    Thank you the moral of the story I now know that I must become a hermit paranoid of everyone around me

    • @SirPlocks
      @SirPlocks 3 года назад +2

      @HIBA TV Take ur shady link and leave my hermit home before I scream like a little girl

  • @drippyknight5667
    @drippyknight5667 3 года назад +15

    " A true friend will always stand by you in any situation "
    not a chance in hell am i going in a serial killers house for my friends i can find new ones in a couple days.

  • @collinpayant7963
    @collinpayant7963 2 года назад +1

    the acting in the stepfather video has some of the best actors ive seen in a video related to dhar man at all.

  • @zoltankiss3737
    @zoltankiss3737 2 года назад +8

    11:21 Did she just call the jellyfish "spineless idiots"?

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Год назад

      Well, they don't have spines, and they don't have brains. I really can't think of a demographic *better* suited to that description...