English Translations/ Subtitles “Two People Fake Sleeping” 0:04 I’m back. 0:12 Are you asleep? 0:19 You’re awake~. Hey. 0:23 You’re obviously awake. Hey. 0:30 Hey~ you’re awake~. Hey~~. 0:36 What’s up? 0:40 If you’re going to fake sleeping, do it better. 0:42 What. Whats wrong? You’re awake. 0:47 I came home I’m back. 0:52 Where’s the “welcome back?” Hey. 0:57 I’m back~. What? 0:59 What~. Why are you faking sleep? 1:02 What what what. I really don’t get it. 1:07 What are you trying to do? 1:10 I’m back. Back. 1:14 I’m home~. I l*ve you. L*ve you. 1:10 What? What what? What are you wanting? My k*ss? 1:24 Let’s k*ss then~. I’ll k*ss you. If you don’t wake up, I’ll k*ss you. I will~. 1:33 Really, what? I already know~. I found that out already. 1:39 What’s wrong? ...Hey... what~. 1:46 You look cute I’ll take a picture of it. 1:49 I’ll take a picture~... you totally just hid your face. Hey. 1:56 What’s up~? Hey~ hey~. 2:05 I’ll hug you then. What are you doing? Hey, your boyfriend came back. 2:14 You’re not evening saying “welcome back?” Hey. 2:20 Hey~. What~ wake up. 2:26 Are you actually asleep? If you are, I shouldn’t bother you and wake you up. 2:34 I’m sorry sorry. 2:39 I’ll go to a hostess bar now. 2:45 ...Ill actually go~! 2:47 What..! Wake up~ wake up~ what’s wrong? 2:57 Your clothes are coming off. You’ll get sick... it looks hot though. Right~? 3:02 Hey~ wake up. Just wake up already. 3:07 What’s up? What~? What~? You want me to tickle you? That’s right, huh? Hey~. 3:20 Are you actually asleep? I’m tickling you, but you’re not moving~. 3:31 Hey, what are you doing? 3:43 What? Hold my hands? ...Grab your t*ts? 3:48 K*ss? K*ss~? 3:52 What, you want me to k*ss you? You faced me when I said that. 4:19 Don’t smirk. Don’t... hurry. Wake up~. 4:39 You want me to sleep with you? 4:48 Is this okay? Hey. 4:59 It’s because you’re not waking up. What were you doing? 5:04 You were actually sleeping? Really? I’m sorry, I teased you a lot. 5:10 Then... you didn’t notice me k*saying you or tickling you? 5:16 I see~. You were sleeping.. but you were smirking. 5:22 You were dreaming something peaceful? 5:24 You were dreaming of me? That’s cute. 5:32 I’m home. 5:36 Like... I’m a bit... sleepy too. I might sleep a little. Just a little. Okay? I’ll sleep. 5:54 I’m so tired~ I might fall asleep quick. 6:30 K*ss me~ hey~. 6:35 That’s not what we planned. I said to k*ss me. 6:44 Let’s k*ss. 6:56 This is good. I’ll use this trick sometimes too. 7:03 I’m sorry sorry sorry. That’s right. 7:07 You were actually asleep. 7:16 What? 7:18 What do you mean I was doing something? 7:29 I might’ve said I l*ve you. 7:34 You heard me. You did. 7:39 Don’t say you were dreaming~. I did say I l*ve you. 7:47 Oh no it’s okay~. 7:52 You.. were sleeping... You looked like you were awake, so... 8:00 It’s okay. I won’t say it. I’ll say it when you’re sleeping again. 8:06 Just kidding. I’ll say it. I l*ve you. I l*ve you. 8:12 Show me your head. There there. 8:28 What should we eat...? 8:34 Really? You were awake then. You had to be awake if you made it. 8:40 You probably ran to the bed then... what was the point of that? 8:48 What~? You wanted to flirt with me? 8:55 You’re starving? Just a little? 9:00 Then, let’s flirt a bit more. Sure. 9:19 It smells so good~. 9:29 No no really. That’s not what I mean. The place I hugged you ended up smelling good. 9:36 Really~ it smells so good~ and fluffy. 9:47 I’m talking about the texture. 9:52 So happy~. I’m really happy~. 10:00 Oh no. If you pat me right now, I’ll go crazy. 10:10 L*ve you~. So happy~. 10:29 Can I stay like this for a bit? No I don’t want to be spoiled but~. So happy~. 10:46 So relaxing~. 12:05 I was fake sleeping~. 12:06 Yay you said you l*ve me. 12:13 I did it back to you. 12:15 Let’s eat now~.
Traduções / legendas em português. "Duas pessoas fingindo dormir" 0:04 Estou de volta. 0:12 Você está dormindo? 0:19 Você está acordada~. Ei. 0:23 Você está obviamente acordada. Ei. 0:30 Ei, você está acordada~. Ei~ 0:36 E aí? 0:40 Se você vai fingir que está dormindo, faça melhor. 0:42 Que? O que está errado? Você está acordada. 0:47 Voltei para casa, estou de volta. 0:52 Onde está o "bem-vindo de volta?" Ei. 0:57 Estou de volta~. O que? 0:59 O que~. Por que você está fingindo dormir? 1:02 Que, que, que. Eu realmente não entendo. 1:07 O que você está tentando fazer? 1:10 Estou de volta. Volta. 1:14 Estou em casa ~. Eu te amo. Amo você 1:10 O quê? O que, o que? O que você está querendo? Meu beijo? 1:24 Vamos nos beijar então~. Eu vou beijar você se não acordar, eu vou te beijar. Eu vou~. 1:33 Sério, o quê? Eu já sei~. Eu já descobri isso. 1:39 O que há de errado? ...Hey ...o que~. 1:46 Você está fofa, vou tirar uma foto dela. 1:49 Vou tirar uma foto~ ...você escondeu totalmente o rosto. Ei. 1:56 O que foi~? Ei~ ei~. 2:05 Vou te abraçar então. O que você está fazendo? Ei, seu namorado voltou. 2:14 Você não está dizendo "bem-vindo de volta?" Ei. 2:20 Ei~. O que- acorde. 2:26 Você está realmente dormindo? Se estiver, não deveria incomodá-la e acorda-lá. 2:34 Sinto muito, desculpe. 2:39 Vou a um bar de recepcionistas agora. 2:45 ...Eu realmente vou~! 2:47 O quê..! Acorde, acorde~ o que há de errado? 2:57 Suas roupas estão caindo. Você vai ficar doente... mas parece quente. Certo~? 3:02 Ei, acorde. Apenas acorde já. 3:07 O que foi? O que~? O que~? Você quer que eu faça cócegas em você? Isso mesmo, hein? Ei~. 3:20 Você está realmente dormindo? Estou fazendo cócegas em você, mas você não está se movendo. 3:31 Ei, o que você está fazendo? 3:43 O quê? Segure minhas mãos? ...Agarrar seus s3i0s? 3:48 Beijo? Beijo~? 3:52 O quê, você quer que eu fale com você? Você me encarou quando eu disse isso. 4:19 Não sorria. Não... se apresse. Acorde~. 4:39 Você quer que eu durma com você? 4:48 Isso está bem? Ei. 4:59 É porque você não está acordando. O que você estava fazendo? 5:04 Você estava realmente dormindo? Mesmo? Me desculpe, eu provoquei muito você. 5:10 Então... você não me notou beijando você ou fazendo cócegas em você? 5:16 Entendo~. Você estava dormindo ...mas você estava sorrindo. 5:22 Você estava sonhando com algo pacífico? 5:24 Você estava sonhando comigo? Que bonitinho. 5:32 Estou em casa. 5:36 Tipo... Estou um pouco... com sono também. Posso dormir um pouco. Só um pouco. OK? Vou dormir. 5:54 Estou tão cansado~ Posso cair no sono rápido. 6:30 Me beija~ hey~. 6:35 Não foi isso que planejamos. Eu disse para me beijar. 6:44 Vamos nos beijar. 6:56 Isso é bom. Vou usar esse truque às vezes também. 7:03 Sinto muito, desculpe. Isso mesmo. 7:07 Você estava realmente dormindo. 7:16 O quê? 7:18 O que você quer dizer com eu estava fazendo algo? 7:29 Eu posso ter dito eu te amo. 7:34 Você me ouviu. Você fez. 7:39 Não diga que você estava sonhando~. Eu disse eu amo você. 7:47 Oh não, está tudo bem~. 7:52 Você... estava dormindo... parecia que estava acordada, então... 8:00 Está tudo bem. Não vou dizer isso. Eu direi quando você estiver dormindo novamente. 8:06 Brincadeira. Eu direi isso. Eu te amo. Eu amo você. 8:12 Mostre-me sua cabeça. Pronto, pronto. 8:28 O que devemos comer...? 8:34 Sério? Você estava acordada então. Você tinha que estar acordado para conseguir. 8:40 Você provavelmente correu para a cama então... qual foi o sentido disso? 8:48 O quê~? Você queria flertar comigo? 8:55 Você está morrendo de fome? Só um pouco? 9:00 Então, vamos flertar um pouco mais. Certo. 9:19 O cheiro é tão bom~. 9:29 Não, não mesmo. Não é isso que quero dizer. O lugar onde te abracei acabou cheirando bem. 9:36 Realmente~ cheira tão bem e fofa. 9:47 Estou falando sobre a textura. 9:52 Tão feliz~. Estou muito feliz~. 10:00 Oh não. Se você me acariciar agora, vou enlouquecer. 10:10 Amo você~. Tão feliz~. 10:29 Posso ficar assim um pouco? Não, eu não quero ser mimado, mas~. Tão feliz~. 10:46 Tão relaxante~. 12:05 Eu estava fingindo estar dormindo~. 12:06 Oba, você disse que me ama. 12:13 Eu fiz de volta para você. 12:15 Vamos comer agora~. Fim. Follow me on Twitter @dan_banbang.^^
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English Translations/ Subtitles
“Two People Fake Sleeping”
0:04 I’m back.
0:12 Are you asleep?
0:19 You’re awake~. Hey.
0:23 You’re obviously awake. Hey.
0:30 Hey~ you’re awake~. Hey~~.
0:36 What’s up?
0:40 If you’re going to fake sleeping, do it better.
0:42 What. Whats wrong? You’re awake.
0:47 I came home I’m back.
0:52 Where’s the “welcome back?” Hey.
0:57 I’m back~. What?
0:59 What~. Why are you faking sleep?
1:02 What what what. I really don’t get it.
1:07 What are you trying to do?
1:10 I’m back. Back.
1:14 I’m home~. I l*ve you. L*ve you.
1:10 What? What what? What are you wanting? My k*ss?
1:24 Let’s k*ss then~. I’ll k*ss you. If you don’t wake up, I’ll k*ss you. I will~.
1:33 Really, what? I already know~. I found that out already.
1:39 What’s wrong? ...Hey... what~.
1:46 You look cute I’ll take a picture of it.
1:49 I’ll take a picture~... you totally just hid your face. Hey.
1:56 What’s up~? Hey~ hey~.
2:05 I’ll hug you then. What are you doing? Hey, your boyfriend came back.
2:14 You’re not evening saying “welcome back?” Hey.
2:20 Hey~. What~ wake up.
2:26 Are you actually asleep? If you are, I shouldn’t bother you and wake you up.
2:34 I’m sorry sorry.
2:39 I’ll go to a hostess bar now.
2:45 ...Ill actually go~!
2:47 What..! Wake up~ wake up~ what’s wrong?
2:57 Your clothes are coming off. You’ll get sick... it looks hot though. Right~?
3:02 Hey~ wake up. Just wake up already.
3:07 What’s up? What~? What~? You want me to tickle you? That’s right, huh? Hey~.
3:20 Are you actually asleep? I’m tickling you, but you’re not moving~.
3:31 Hey, what are you doing?
3:43 What? Hold my hands? ...Grab your t*ts?
3:48 K*ss? K*ss~?
3:52 What, you want me to k*ss you? You faced me when I said that.
4:19 Don’t smirk. Don’t... hurry. Wake up~.
4:39 You want me to sleep with you?
4:48 Is this okay? Hey.
4:59 It’s because you’re not waking up. What were you doing?
5:04 You were actually sleeping? Really? I’m sorry, I teased you a lot.
5:10 Then... you didn’t notice me k*saying you or tickling you?
5:16 I see~. You were sleeping.. but you were smirking.
5:22 You were dreaming something peaceful?
5:24 You were dreaming of me? That’s cute.
5:32 I’m home.
5:36 Like... I’m a bit... sleepy too. I might sleep a little. Just a little. Okay? I’ll sleep.
5:54 I’m so tired~ I might fall asleep quick.
6:30 K*ss me~ hey~.
6:35 That’s not what we planned. I said to k*ss me.
6:44 Let’s k*ss.
6:56 This is good. I’ll use this trick sometimes too.
7:03 I’m sorry sorry sorry. That’s right.
7:07 You were actually asleep.
7:16 What?
7:18 What do you mean I was doing something?
7:29 I might’ve said I l*ve you.
7:34 You heard me. You did.
7:39 Don’t say you were dreaming~. I did say I l*ve you.
7:47 Oh no it’s okay~.
7:52 You.. were sleeping... You looked like you were awake, so...
8:00 It’s okay. I won’t say it. I’ll say it when you’re sleeping again.
8:06 Just kidding. I’ll say it. I l*ve you. I l*ve you.
8:12 Show me your head. There there.
8:28 What should we eat...?
8:34 Really? You were awake then. You had to be awake if you made it.
8:40 You probably ran to the bed then... what was the point of that?
8:48 What~? You wanted to flirt with me?
8:55 You’re starving? Just a little?
9:00 Then, let’s flirt a bit more. Sure.
9:19 It smells so good~.
9:29 No no really. That’s not what I mean. The place I hugged you ended up smelling good.
9:36 Really~ it smells so good~ and fluffy.
9:47 I’m talking about the texture.
9:52 So happy~. I’m really happy~.
10:00 Oh no. If you pat me right now, I’ll go crazy.
10:10 L*ve you~. So happy~.
10:29 Can I stay like this for a bit? No I don’t want to be spoiled but~. So happy~.
10:46 So relaxing~.
12:05 I was fake sleeping~.
12:06 Yay you said you l*ve me.
12:13 I did it back to you.
12:15 Let’s eat now~.
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“สองคนแกล้งหลับ”
0:04 ฉันกลับมาแล้ว
0:12 คุณหลับหรือยัง
0:19 คุณตื่นแล้ว~. เฮ้.
0:23 เห็นได้ชัดว่าคุณตื่นอยู่ เฮ้.
0:30 เฮ้~ คุณตื่นแล้ว~. เฮ้~~.
0:36 ว่าไง
0:40 หากคุณกำลังจะแกล้งหลับ ทำดีกว่า
0:42 อะไรนะ มีอะไรผิดปกติ? คุณตื่นแล้ว
0:47 ฉันกลับบ้านแล้ว กลับมาแล้ว
0:52 "ยินดีต้อนรับกลับ" อยู่ที่ไหน เฮ้.
0:57 ฉันกลับมาแล้ว~. อะไร?
0:59 อะไรนะ~. ทำไมคุณถึงแกล้งหลับ
1:02 อะไร อะไร อะไร ฉันไม่เข้าใจจริงๆ
1:07 คุณกำลังพยายามทำอะไร
1:10 ฉันกลับมาแล้ว กลับ.
1:14 ฉันกลับบ้านแล้ว~. ฉันเป็นคุณ L * เป็นคุณ
1:10 อะไรนะ? อะไรนะ? คุณต้องการอะไร k*ss ของฉัน?
1:24 ไปกันเถอะ k*ss~. ฉันจะจูบคุณ ถ้าคุณไม่ตื่น ฉันจะจูบคุณ ฉันจะ~.
1:33 จริงเหรอ อะไรนะ? ฉันรู้แล้ว~ ฉันพบว่าออกแล้ว
1:39 เกิดอะไรขึ้น? ...เฮ้...อะไรนะ~.
1:46 คุณดูน่ารัก ฉันจะถ่ายรูปมัน
1:49 ฉันจะถ่ายรูป~...คุณแค่ซ่อนใบหน้าของคุณไว้ เฮ้.
1:56 ว่าไงนะ~? เฮ้~เฮ้~.
2:05 แล้วฉันจะกอดคุณ คุณกำลังทำอะไรอยู่? เฮ้ แฟนของคุณกลับมา
2:14 คุณไม่ได้พูดว่า "ยินดีต้อนรับกลับ" เหรอ เฮ้.
2:20 เฮ้~. อะไรนะ~ ตื่นได้แล้ว
2:26 คุณนอนหลับจริงหรือ ถ้าคุณเป็นฉัน ฉันไม่ควรรบกวนคุณและปลุกคุณให้ตื่น
2:34 ฉันขอโทษ ขอโทษ
2:39 ฉันจะไปที่บาร์ของปฏิคมเดี๋ยวนี้
2:45 ...ไปจริงๆ นะ~!
2:47 อะไร..! ตื่น~ ตื่น~ เป็นอะไรไป?
2:57 เสื้อผ้าของคุณกำลังจะหลุดออก คุณจะป่วย ... แม้จะดูร้อน ใช่ไหม~?
3:02 เฮ้~ ตื่นได้แล้ว เดี๋ยวตื่นแล้ว
3:07 ว่าไง อะไรนะ~? อะไรนะ~? คุณต้องการให้ฉันจั๊กจี้คุณ? ใช่ไหม? เฮ้~.
3:20 คุณนอนหลับจริงหรือ ฉันจั๊กจี้คุณ แต่คุณไม่ขยับ~
3:31 เฮ้ คุณกำลังทำอะไรอยู่
3:43 อะไรนะ? จับมือฉัน? ...หยิบ t * ts ของคุณ?
3:48 K*ss? คิสสส~?
3:52 อะไรนะ คุณต้องการให้ฉัน k*ss คุณ คุณเผชิญหน้ากับฉันเมื่อฉันพูดแบบนั้น
4:19 อย่ายิ้มเยาะ อย่า...รีบ ตื่นได้แล้ว~.
4:39 คุณอยากให้ฉันนอนกับคุณไหม
4:48 ตกลงไหม เฮ้.
4:59 เป็นเพราะคุณไม่ตื่น คุณทำอะไรอยู่?
5:04 คุณกำลังนอนหลับจริงหรือ จริงหรือ? ฉันขอโทษ ฉันล้อเล่นคุณมาก
5:10 แล้ว... คุณไม่ได้สังเกตว่าฉัน k* พูดหรือจั๊กจี้คุณเหรอ?
5:16 เข้าใจแล้ว~. คุณกำลังนอนหลับ .. แต่คุณกำลังยิ้มเยาะ
5:22 คุณกำลังฝันถึงความสงบสุข?
5:24 คุณฝันถึงฉันเหรอ นั้นน่ารัก.
5:32 ฉันกลับบ้านแล้ว
5:36 ชอบ... ฉันง่วงนิดหน่อย...ง่วงเหมือนกัน ฉันอาจจะนอนน้อย แค่นิดหน่อย. ตกลง? ฉันจะนอน.
5:54 ฉันเหนื่อยจัง~ ฉันอาจจะหลับเร็วก็ได้
6:30 K*ss ฉัน~ เฮ้~.
6:35 นั่นไม่ใช่สิ่งที่เราวางแผนไว้ ฉันพูดกับ k*ss ฉัน
6:44 ไปกันเถอะ k*ss
6:56 นี่เป็นสิ่งที่ดี ฉันจะใช้เคล็ดลับนี้ในบางครั้งด้วย
7:03 ฉันขอโทษ ขอโทษ ขอโทษ ถูกตัอง.
7:07 คุณหลับไปแล้วจริงๆ
7:16 อะไรนะ?
7:18 หมายความว่ายังไง ฉันกำลังทำอะไรอยู่?
7:29 ฉันอาจจะเคยพูดว่าฉันเป็นเธอ
7:34 คุณได้ยินฉัน คุณทำ
7:39 อย่าพูดว่าเธอกำลังฝันไป~. ฉันเคยพูดว่าฉันเป็นคุณ
7:47 อ่า ไม่เป็นไร~
7:52 คุณ.. นอนหลับอยู่... คุณดูเหมือนตื่นแล้ว ดังนั้น...
8:00 ไม่เป็นไร ฉันจะไม่พูดมัน ฉันจะพูดเมื่อคุณหลับอีกครั้ง
8:06 ล้อเล่นนะ ฉันจะพูดมัน ฉันเป็นคุณ ฉันเป็นคุณ
8:12 ขอดูหัวของคุณหน่อย ที่นั้นที่นั้น.
8:28 เราควรกินอะไรดี...?
8:34 จริงเหรอ? ตอนนั้นคุณตื่นอยู่ คุณต้องตื่นถ้าคุณทำมัน
8:40 คุณอาจจะวิ่งไปที่เตียงแล้ว... ประเด็นของเรื่องนั้นคืออะไร?
8:48 อะไรนะ~? คุณต้องการที่จะเจ้าชู้กับฉัน?
8:55 คุณหิวไหม แค่นิดหน่อย?
9:00 ถ้าอย่างนั้น มาจีบกันอีกหน่อยเถอะ แน่นอน.
9:19 กลิ่นหอมจัง~.
9:29 ไม่ ไม่ ไม่ จริงๆ นั่นไม่ใช่สิ่งที่ฉันหมายถึง ที่ที่ฉันกอดคุณกลับมีกลิ่นหอม
9:36 จริงๆ~ กลิ่นหอมมาก~ และฟูฟ่อง
9:47 ฉันกำลังพูดถึงพื้นผิว
9:52 มีความสุขมาก~. ฉันมีความสุขจริงๆ~
10:00 โอ้ ไม่ ถ้าคุณตบฉันตอนนี้ ฉันจะเป็นบ้า
10:10* ถึงแล้ว~. มีความสุขจัง~.
10:29 ขออยู่แบบนี้สักพักได้ไหม ไม่ ฉันไม่อยากถูกตามใจ แต่~ มีความสุขจัง~.
10:46 สบายจัง~.
12:05 ฉันแกล้งหลับ~.
12:06 เย้ คุณบอกว่าคุณรักฉัน
12:13 ฉันคืนให้คุณแล้ว
12:15 ไปกินข้าวกันเถอะ~.
さっき見事に階段から落ちたのは休みの日にこんな時間から遥ちゃんの声聞ける代償だったのかもしれない
段数にもよりますが多分差し引いてもマイナスだと思いますが
理想のカップルすぎるし､はるちゃが可愛すぎる問題😿
照れるし嬉し恥ずかし問題
うぅっ。。。可愛すぎた🥺
遥ちゃん好き過ぎた🥰🥰
これからも好きすぎてね
え、まってマジでイケボだし、可愛すぎる(>_
なんだこの程よい甘さとほどよいSっけ
好きやんこんなん
Traduções / legendas em português.
"Duas pessoas fingindo dormir"
0:04 Estou de volta.
0:12 Você está dormindo?
0:19 Você está acordada~. Ei.
0:23 Você está obviamente acordada. Ei.
0:30 Ei, você está acordada~. Ei~
0:36 E aí?
0:40 Se você vai fingir que está dormindo, faça melhor.
0:42 Que? O que está errado? Você está acordada.
0:47 Voltei para casa, estou de volta.
0:52 Onde está o "bem-vindo de volta?" Ei.
0:57 Estou de volta~. O que?
0:59 O que~. Por que você está fingindo dormir?
1:02 Que, que, que. Eu realmente não entendo.
1:07 O que você está tentando fazer?
1:10 Estou de volta. Volta.
1:14 Estou em casa ~. Eu te amo. Amo você
1:10 O quê? O que, o que? O que você está querendo? Meu beijo?
1:24 Vamos nos beijar então~. Eu vou beijar você se não acordar, eu vou te beijar. Eu vou~.
1:33 Sério, o quê? Eu já sei~. Eu já descobri isso.
1:39 O que há de errado? ...Hey ...o que~.
1:46 Você está fofa, vou tirar uma foto dela.
1:49 Vou tirar uma foto~ ...você escondeu totalmente o rosto. Ei.
1:56 O que foi~? Ei~ ei~.
2:05 Vou te abraçar então. O que você está fazendo? Ei, seu namorado voltou.
2:14 Você não está dizendo "bem-vindo de volta?" Ei.
2:20 Ei~. O que- acorde.
2:26 Você está realmente dormindo? Se estiver, não deveria incomodá-la e acorda-lá.
2:34 Sinto muito, desculpe.
2:39 Vou a um bar de recepcionistas agora.
2:45 ...Eu realmente vou~!
2:47 O quê..! Acorde, acorde~ o que há de errado?
2:57 Suas roupas estão caindo. Você vai ficar doente... mas parece quente. Certo~?
3:02 Ei, acorde. Apenas acorde já.
3:07 O que foi? O que~? O que~? Você quer que eu faça cócegas em você? Isso mesmo, hein? Ei~.
3:20 Você está realmente dormindo? Estou fazendo cócegas em você, mas você não está se movendo.
3:31 Ei, o que você está fazendo?
3:43 O quê? Segure minhas mãos? ...Agarrar seus s3i0s?
3:48 Beijo? Beijo~?
3:52 O quê, você quer que eu fale com você? Você me encarou quando eu disse isso.
4:19 Não sorria. Não... se apresse. Acorde~.
4:39 Você quer que eu durma com você?
4:48 Isso está bem? Ei.
4:59 É porque você não está acordando. O que você estava fazendo?
5:04 Você estava realmente dormindo? Mesmo? Me desculpe, eu provoquei muito você.
5:10 Então... você não me notou beijando você ou fazendo cócegas em você?
5:16 Entendo~. Você estava dormindo ...mas você estava sorrindo.
5:22 Você estava sonhando com algo pacífico?
5:24 Você estava sonhando comigo? Que bonitinho.
5:32 Estou em casa.
5:36 Tipo... Estou um pouco... com sono também. Posso dormir um pouco. Só um pouco. OK? Vou dormir.
5:54 Estou tão cansado~ Posso cair no sono rápido.
6:30 Me beija~ hey~.
6:35 Não foi isso que planejamos. Eu disse para me beijar.
6:44 Vamos nos beijar.
6:56 Isso é bom. Vou usar esse truque às vezes também.
7:03 Sinto muito, desculpe. Isso mesmo.
7:07 Você estava realmente dormindo.
7:16 O quê?
7:18 O que você quer dizer com eu estava fazendo algo?
7:29 Eu posso ter dito eu te amo.
7:34 Você me ouviu. Você fez.
7:39 Não diga que você estava sonhando~. Eu disse eu amo você.
7:47 Oh não, está tudo bem~.
7:52 Você... estava dormindo... parecia que estava acordada, então...
8:00 Está tudo bem. Não vou dizer isso. Eu direi quando você estiver dormindo novamente.
8:06 Brincadeira. Eu direi isso. Eu te amo. Eu amo você.
8:12 Mostre-me sua cabeça. Pronto, pronto.
8:28 O que devemos comer...?
8:34 Sério? Você estava acordada então. Você tinha que estar acordado para conseguir.
8:40 Você provavelmente correu para a cama então... qual foi o sentido disso?
8:48 O quê~? Você queria flertar comigo?
8:55 Você está morrendo de fome? Só um pouco?
9:00 Então, vamos flertar um pouco mais. Certo.
9:19 O cheiro é tão bom~.
9:29 Não, não mesmo. Não é isso que quero dizer. O lugar onde te abracei acabou cheirando bem.
9:36 Realmente~ cheira tão bem e fofa.
9:47 Estou falando sobre a textura.
9:52 Tão feliz~. Estou muito feliz~.
10:00 Oh não. Se você me acariciar agora, vou enlouquecer.
10:10 Amo você~. Tão feliz~.
10:29 Posso ficar assim um pouco? Não, eu não quero ser mimado, mas~. Tão feliz~.
10:46 Tão relaxante~.
12:05 Eu estava fingindo estar dormindo~.
12:06 Oba, você disse que me ama.
12:13 Eu fiz de volta para você.
12:15 Vamos comer agora~.
Fim.
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わああああああなんじゃこのカップルはあああああ！理想中の理想なんだけど！遥ちゃん！！！！！！
わああああああ！！彼氏役するからああああ相手役してええええ！！！！！！
終始にやにやしてました
控えめに言ってこのカップルを壁になってずっと見てたいくらいには好きです
はぁちゃん可愛すぎて死ぬんだが？？？
私もそこに混ぜてくれーい
川の字で寝まひょ
ウォー！関西弁、、イイです！！！
私もノリツッコミとかされたい！！！
ああ！関西弁かれぴほしい！！！
やばい好き
やばくない、今後も好きでいなさい！
この動画好きぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃぃ❕
うるせぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぁりがと。
うるせぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぁりがと。
@@ikuinaharu 返信ありがとおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおう！！
今日の声ちょいあまでやさしいね！寝てる時に気づかれないようにちゅーするのすきぃ！寝たふりされてたらはずいなぁ🥺今日もはぁちゃの声聴けてしーあーわーせー❤️
唇に唇ついたら基本気づくけーどーねーー
関西人同士のカップルって楽しそう😆💕
わちゃわちゃまみれかね？
5年目で沢山素敵なシチュボがあるけれど、やっぱりこの寝たふりシチュボ大好き。かわいい(◜ᴗ◝ ) このちょっとやんちゃな言葉使い。今はほとんど聞かないから懐かしいね。また聞きにきまーす。
色々聞いたけど、これが1番すき。
大好き。
んー、すき。
遥ちゃん投稿ありがとう(*ˊᵕˋ* )
ニヤニヤが止まらなかった😅
なんかいつもより声低くてかっこよかった(いつもカッコイイけど\(˙꒳˙ )/)
てか、嘘寝の所いっつもツイキャスで聞いてる人ならすぐ気付くわ( °×° )ww
遥ちゃんいつもありがとう(⸝⸝›_‹⸝⸝)
いつも嬉しいこと言ってくれますねぇ
ちっ、バレバレだったのかよ
これ使お彼氏できたら。
、、、できたらね🥲
とりあえず俺で模擬しとこか
もぅ好き！♥
なかなかはーちゃん言わないなぁ～？って思ったら最後言ってくれた！(●´ϖ`●)
遥くんが自分のことはーちゃんって言ってるの大好きだから聞けて嬉しい😄
関西弁やから親近感!!
初見なんですけど自分も関西弁やから
中に引き込まれる感じあったんで、めっちゃ良かったです!!
エセでごめんあそばせ！
@@ikuinaharu
普通に関西弁上手いと思いますよ！