Use coco instead rockwool. Its from coconut shel. And put bubbler in water and pump to move water around. Nutrients in water must keep moving. Or best if you put mini sprinkler in there. And roots are coverd by this mist, not sitting in water. Healthy roots are very bright. Almoust white.
Hannah Nicole pretty sure he is doing an “Apocolypse Now” reference. The first background music is from when the protagonist is monologuing. Not sure about the rest of it
Thank goodness for Jeb. I watched a ton of videos so I could get growing and I got so stressed out, I nearly said forget it. Screw the details and rules, do it Jeb-Style!
*"The radishes grew impatient, mocking me from their water island...so I picked up a pair of scissors, and made them pay with their lives. "Who's laughing now?" I thought. It was me. I was laughing."*
@@patrick05020 not totally sure, usually it starts with a bad decision to stay up really late. Then when the sun comes up I find I can't sleep at all. Then the sleep deprivation kicks in and for whatever reason that keeps me up?
@@RickFoxChicken wow the same thing happens to me! especially if i’ve been getting good consistent rest for a while it’s like my body goes “hold on... good sleep? this is suspicious” so it decides to wreck my sleep schedule for a few days lol
I find solid gold every month and each week I find some mixed or lower metals but still pretty cool metals. My seceret? Never go on the mainstream side of RUclips. Also I'm bilingual. Also can understand spanish although I can't speak it. Extends the field a lot more.
I am a farmer and man i cant get enough of this. I always tell people not to overthink gardening but then they Google it and they're a wreck lol. The plants tell you what they want and need you just have to listen and watch.
I can say with certainty that this is the most entertaining gardening video in existance. Jeb The Gardening King will never be surpassed. When you mix the an exquisite taste for music, a middling video editor, a daring gardener, and a marvelous entertainer, you get the new Messiah.
for example , grass. when you cut your lawn, you would smell some kind of leafy and pungent smell , thats the screams of grass , they emit out gases that smell like..vegan
Tha Man marijuana, see that's how i ended up here, but at the end of the video ALL i could think was " what the hell did i just watched, i was just watching a marijuana video!"
Okay guy sorry “romantic” it’s similar buddy and this doesn’t sound too romantic or from that era. It has more classical intervals than music from that said era. Lol 😂
@Bob Jones No I understand haha I guess intervals is my go to word. I totally understand what your saying though. I guess i lacked the terminology. I guess what i was going for is the fact that the music exist in a somewhat familial state. And they all share the ability to express more complex emotions than say a million lyrics sang by Migos. I like that! And i like you making me look like a fool! Because now I really know something! 🤙
Plants literally poisoned the earth when they first came into being. Oxygen might be breathable to us, but there was a time when most organisms couldn't handle it when the atmosphere was getting pumped full of it. Green is a toxic color. Plants should remain under our dominion.
So, First, this video is amazing, you got a new subscriber. Second, I super curious about plants growing faster in different colors of light. Could this mad scientists put this to the test?
holy shit the music and narration is perfect. the way everything is addressed in such a matter-of-factly, almost deadpan tone is amazing, i haven't heard narration this great in a while.
If you plant ten "salads" at a time you will end up having a significant amount of vegetables. Think about it. You could be the next Rockefeller of the organic vegetables but no... it's just "a salad".
I don't know how or why I got here, but I'm so glad I did. I still don't even know what I just watched, just that I enjoyed it immensely. On another note, something about these roots in the water was really disturbing... never knew gardening could be this unnerving for no reason haha.
Jeb you've grown some radish mycelium on that monster radish, did you actually eat that thing, it was friggin scary! mushrooms have mycelium, didn't know radishes did. ;) check out the use of Hydrogen peroxide for root fungus.
This ended up in my recommendations and omg I’m so not disappointed, I’ve never even touched a plant in my entire life but I have a sudden urge too just go out and garden my life away THANK YOU JEB FOR THE BEAUTY YOU HAVE BROUGHT ON TO ME
Even six years later, even without having gardened for over two years this still cracks me up and brings up memories of the communcal garden I had, thanks for being awesome Jeb!
im not sure whats going on and im also not sure why this ended up in my recommended. But I know this, everything about this video was beautiful and I loved it
25 seconds in and I am begging for more.
I made a playlist with videos similar to this one. ruclips.net/video/u7KjfCYil08/видео.html
Thank you Jeb!
Use coco instead rockwool. Its from coconut shel. And put bubbler in water and pump to move water around. Nutrients in water must keep moving. Or best if you put mini sprinkler in there. And roots are coverd by this mist, not sitting in water. Healthy roots are very bright. Almoust white.
Jain Tech same
same effect
Ok who left this man alone because hes making salad into an entire intense movie
LMAO
Salad. My favorite vegetable crossover.
Gabby Berry I just want to know who hurt him.
Lady I laughed so hard haha
Gabby B laughing out loud
This video has an energy I cannot describe
Mohammed Abbas like that one video; ‘let’s see what dwells in the depths of my trailer’
thanks mohammed
Jeb Gardener my pleasure, Jeb!
Chaotic neutral
Sin city-esque
Why did this entire video sound like a 1960s detective movie
.... my thoughts exactly. The man could find success with his voice alone IMO
Hannah Nicole pretty sure he is doing an “Apocolypse Now” reference. The first background music is from when the protagonist is monologuing. Not sure about the rest of it
i gwt jurassic park vibes
It’s the music from Excalibur. Referring King Arthur.
This is more like a Stanley Kubrik movie.
On a side note ..
This tap water has a PH of “didn’t check”.
Thank you mr.jeb , I really needed that info for my garden.
And a drinkability of “who the fuck gives a shit”?
Thank goodness for Jeb. I watched a ton of videos so I could get growing and I got so stressed out, I nearly said forget it.
Screw the details and rules, do it Jeb-Style!
*"The radishes grew impatient, mocking me from their water island...so I picked up a pair of scissors, and made them pay with their lives. "Who's laughing now?" I thought. It was me. I was laughing."*
@@HoleDiggingJanitor
I was being hyperbolic about 2:05.
Lighten up, Mr. Wilson.
Jordan Wilson do you even garden bro?
Something about his videos just makes people want to film noir the hell out of them. ;)
@@HoleDiggingJanitor Don't eat rockwool!
"pH of didn't check, EC of don't care"
the most poetic piece of botanical science I have ever heard.
lol
Michael McCane seriously tho. My mantra when watering my plants. Has worked so far.
Michael McCane lol I love it not sure what I just watched but its awesome
Lol
EC of not worried about it
Good to see my RUclips recommendations are still working correctly
Good to see the RUclips recommendations brought us all together
I love the dramatic music, voice over and cinematography. Brilliant. Someone please do an essay on this for film school.
I'll make a note
You haven't watched Excalibur?
My god, its like a supervillain exposition
This beeing one of the most inspirational videos I've ever seen, I would love to see that essay!
Ok but why does he sound like a genius supervillain emotionlessly explaining his grand plan for world domintation?
Scotty Fang Yeah I know it’s hilarious even though he’s just making plans
Because he is a genius supervillain emotionlessly explaining his grand plan for world domination
"I AM INEVITABLE"
Popcorn Sutton RIP Popcorn
Exactly, at 36 secs in, Guy sounds like a pure Batman villain, obsessed to have vindication reprimanded.
Thanos: I am inevitable
Jeb gardener: I am jeb
🤣🤣🤣🤣
My name is Jeb... 😂
My nameuh jeb
*my name jeb*
remember that vid of fitmc paying respects to valley of wheat?
*"my names jeb"* **silence**
Thats all i need to hear to believe
my name jef
Proud to say that im the 1000 like
@@kevinxc1 holy shit, thanks
I've gone something like 62 hours without sleep, just got off of work and got cozy in bed. Found this. Finally, now I can rest.
How the hell did you even last that long
@@patrick05020 not totally sure, usually it starts with a bad decision to stay up really late. Then when the sun comes up I find I can't sleep at all. Then the sleep deprivation kicks in and for whatever reason that keeps me up?
@@RickFoxChicken isn't there usually like some sort of hallucinating that happens too?
@@patrick05020 yeah sorta, from.my experience it's a lot more like dissociation than hallucination.
@@RickFoxChicken wow the same thing happens to me! especially if i’ve been getting good consistent rest for a while it’s like my body goes “hold on... good sleep? this is suspicious” so it decides to wreck my sleep schedule for a few days lol
-Gardener ignores the Laws of Nature-
*Psychopath explains plans to use plants for world domination*
I subbed just for the name
Ahahhahahhaaaaa 😂😂😂😂😂
Is this Dave? :0
Seems about right to me...
I literally love you brain!! Thank you for being a reason for my bursting lough!
Me: 20 years old, exams coming up, never done a single bit of gardening in my life
Also me: watch a 7 minute epic about gardening
Same, just same
Hello fellow 20 year old with exams coming up and no gardening knowledge!
@@MerDuke Be strong, my brothers and sisters
Lol same here.
we should make a club
*decides hes hungry and wants a salad*
*waits a month and a half*
*finally gets salad*
-So Fucking Worth It
Whole process took 3 months but yes
wow now thats gotta be a healthy ass salad
Well, you'd certainly lose weight waiting to eat it
Jam Usagi lol
Anime Crack Most likely did not eat it, haha.
I feel like I'm trapped in this man's basement in the dark and he's whispering this to me.
....
*I'm scared.*
PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!
PhantomPanic LMAOOO
*this is how the plants feel*
POV ur a plant
It takes a certain talent to make simple gardening intense and scary
Draco Sol I
Draco Sol lmao right
Draco Sol lol
this is why i always check the comment section
*GARDENING INTENSIFIES
When serial killers go to prison and take up gardening...
Be warned Jack.
💀
😂😂
I agree
Plants VS Zombies
this is that one gold video you find every 6 months or a year.
exactly what i was thinking, no clue how i ended up here lol not disappointed
Jordan Wong i came here from Chernobyl disasters, into exploring abandoned places, then motorbiking, onto this masterpiece
Jordan Wong no not really
Jordan Wong ikr lol
I find solid gold every month and each week I find some mixed or lower metals but still pretty cool metals. My seceret? Never go on the mainstream side of RUclips. Also I'm bilingual. Also can understand spanish although I can't speak it. Extends the field a lot more.
Me : I need study for my finals
Also me : *OH LETTUCE!! YOU FELL BEFORE YOUR TIME*
JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA, I AM DOING THE SAME
I was literally studying before I watched this video this comment was so spot on
He's like vegan Hannibal Lecter
준연김 haha! I was just thinking "where's the chianti 'micro-fava-beans'... " DUN DUN DUN
Ive thought the same thing
Audrey 2 should be worried
I can read koreon on your profile name is "Joon Yeon Kim" XD I used Google translate
I don't know why veganism has anything to do with this
congratulations dude you actually made watching plants grow interesting
Thanks!
Joshboy Future Watching plants grow and evolve, so to speak, is eye candy to me.
the likes seem weird LOOK
Mr. Meowy Because 1,300 = 1.3K
I know right I knew I could skip to the end but I was unable to..
"Got a pH level of.. *didnt check.* "
What a fucking bad ass
ikr XD
Nick Fowler lol
the kind of bad ass that doesn't mix his dry ingredients thoroughly...
Nick Fowler savage!!!
"And an EC of... Not Worried About It."
This man's weed must be Legendary
LOL! Aight! Okay!
(Edited) (With Faze Rug's Accent).
That'll be some dank stuff XD
@@hypermangi8265 shut up
@@EruditeFeline No you.
wth
this is what I call chaotic neutral
YESS
That's what I call most amazing comment.
_chaotic good_
Chaotic natural
Priceless comment. I will use this video as an explanation for future newstarter groups ^^
This is the most intense cooking tutorial I have ever seen...
Hes not cooking son
@@l.fsader6021 I really don't know if I should woooosh you or if you are joking.
@@MrNexis3 This isnt cooking. This is called vegetating and harvesting. I still love you though
@@l.fsader6021 r/whoosh
@@l.fsader6021 mega wooosh
This is the most dramatic gardening video I've ever seen.
thanks frosty!
Did you watch many dramatic gardening videos?
This is the only gardening video I've ever seen.
You can't make anything interesting and captivating to watch
This guy: Hold my broken laws of nature
Quamont BEST COMMENT! LOL! 😁👍👏😂
I've never been so terrified while watching plants grow
Joseph Michael I know right
Same. Maybe because i never actually watched plants grow till now. But still.
Same
Joseph Michael lol i was sorta scared too
LOOOOL
This is one of those youtube channels you only find a few of in your lifetime.
i hope so
You have an awesome channel! :) Keep it up!
The smart ones gather in the same spot =)
I highly recommend Henry's Kitchen if you've never seen it.
How did you manage to make this so dramatic? xD
Music
Professional Cinematography
@@sir2gooo not at all
Elias Josephsson it's all just music
music and way of talking.
"The gardener that grows his plants in stone shall be king" never heard that till today but man I'm gonna use that one day.
I am a farmer and man i cant get enough of this. I always tell people not to overthink gardening but then they Google it and they're a wreck lol. The plants tell you what they want and need you just have to listen and watch.
yeah, just listen to the plants, people!
I feel the same toward fungus's
Mizterk Life either you're not a good listener or you're not good at working:)
For me it’s a video of a man breaking open a giant cheese wheel
Totally agreed
"ph of .. didnt check"
LOL, im ded
Oh look now your ded and now your Jeb
jeb: "on a side note, this tap water has a pH of didn't check, and an EC of not worried about it."
this sentence had me dying
One of the best things ive ever heard.
Same lol
Sad to hear that. Rest in peace, friend.
Yes best part of the video :)
me in chemistry class
Dude, everything about this - the music, the deadpan humor, the video composition. It's brilliant. Oh yeah, the gardening is pretty cool too.
Yes, I've been waiting 48,000 minutes for my salad. I'd like to speak with the manager.
I'm sorry, but you must wait another 15,360 minutes in order for the salad to be ready to harvest.
Sit down karen
*But my baby deserves to get his salad, now! You are ruining his birthday! I'm gonna sue you!*
Bye Felicia!
Ahahahhahahhahha 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
I can say with certainty that this is the most entertaining gardening video in existance. Jeb The Gardening King will never be surpassed. When you mix the an exquisite taste for music, a middling video editor, a daring gardener, and a marvelous entertainer, you get the new Messiah.
Syed Ahmad Now I want to see him grow pumpkins and watermelons. And I'll bet he can do it, too.
Carol Lopez I mean of course he can, after all he is The Gardening King. Would love to see that too, would be cool.
Yes I support JDT lol
This comment is gross.
John Paluska Don't hate the player, hate the game.
This is the scariest, most ominous, eeriest video I've ever seen
RUclips recommending me some weird stuff lately.
Not complaining though, this especially is amazing
Ikr i saw a --hentai-- anime youtuber in my recommendations
Aww what, why am I not getting those kind of recommendations 😑
Yep,takin a trip without leaving the farm
I just love this random stuff
the gardener that grows in the stone shall be king lmao
Gael Soto me too
Or Rubbermaid in this case lolol
Gardening with Hannibal lector
If plants had feelings, I guess that would be pretty true!
They do "feel", on a measurable level. Also, they do something similar to screaming while being dismembered.
+Stygian Doll Are you sure you're not thinking of mandrakes?
for example , grass. when you cut your lawn, you would smell some kind of leafy and pungent smell , thats the screams of grass , they emit out gases that smell like..vegan
If you're a plant, no one can hear your screams
I dont even know whats going on in the video but i gotta admit whatever it is that i am watchin is pretty damn intense.
Barış Zafer so true
Barış Zafer really true man
Barış Zafer RIGHT LIKE WTF
Tha Man marijuana, see that's how i ended up here, but at the end of the video ALL i could think was " what the hell did i just watched, i was just watching a marijuana video!"
you are a thumbass
First time i am watching your channel and i am impressed.
cool
2:23 “a ton- love”
*Thats what the secret ingredient is*
This has a very 1970s serial killer movie vibe haha
yes police, this man right here
yes police, this man right here
yes police, this man right here
yes police, this man right here
yes police, this man right here
yes police, this man right here
This is peak chaotic neutral energy. This is madness
I get the evil scientist vibe from watching a guy grow a fucking salad
Nick R I just lost my shit
physco Queen gross
Ms. Woodard ?
physco Queen well you said you lost your s#!*
Ms. Woodard not literally
How did I end up here?
I mean, I'm not disappointed......
When you didn’t even know nature had laws, put that salad in jail
Tommaso Friz Department of Justice, hello?
Yes officer, this garden right here
I was just thinking about how to incorporate Baroque era music into a modern video. And you did it flawlessly!!
Okay guy sorry “romantic” it’s similar buddy and this doesn’t sound too romantic or from that era. It has more classical intervals than music from that said era. Lol 😂
@Bob Jones No I understand haha I guess intervals is my go to word. I totally understand what your saying though. I guess i lacked the terminology. I guess what i was going for is the fact that the music exist in a somewhat familial state. And they all share the ability to express more complex emotions than say a million lyrics sang by Migos. I like that! And i like you making me look like a fool! Because now I really know something! 🤙
This has such a chaotic evil energy
Totally know what you mean, so much destruction
Loreli G no doubt, radishes Are totally evil things and lettuce is so chaotic in nature I wonder how Anyone could watch this video....😂😂😂😂😂😂
Plants aren't innocent things they conquer the whole world.
Plants literally poisoned the earth when they first came into being. Oxygen might be breathable to us, but there was a time when most organisms couldn't handle it when the atmosphere was getting pumped full of it. Green is a toxic color.
Plants should remain under our dominion.
Nature is chaotic at times, evil is a human construct
This is better than any Blockbuster, no joke.
thank you
I have to thank you for making this interesting and amazing video!
BEST RANDOM VIDEO CLICK YET
The planet of mars will be green and full of life if this guy comes along
also the national anthem on mars would be some classical orchestra if he went there first lmao
i think music is from classic movie excalibur
The national anthem on Mars wouldn't use music at all...sound has a terrible time traveling, there.
A very strange ghostly squid Still need a atmosphere
This feels like something only a vegan Stanley Kubrick could do, or maybe just a Dwight Schrute production.
Beets- will it Kratky?
A Clockwork Oregano
who knew gardening can be so dramatic and intense
Because it dangerous
It's scary....
Oh wow! ONE MILLION VIEWS ! ! ! This is an internet event now. Get this machine moving people!!!
Jeb Gardener hey man that's bad ass make more of these type of videos
It was a mistake to upload this on RUclips. You could try to add this to NetFlix. Or direct to the movies.
But then everyone couldn't see it!
Jeb, on RUclips, still not everyone can see. But it was just a compliment, dude.
So, First, this video is amazing, you got a new subscriber.
Second, I super curious about plants growing faster in different colors of light. Could this mad scientists put this to the test?
“PH balance of: didn’t check” -Jeb
This is what I’m going to tell me earth science teacher lol 😂
good idea
When he said that I fell apart lol!
2:15 top 10 brutal death scenes when the audience cried
*evil monologuing*
this was the single most beautiful and amazing Frankenstein Gardening Hannibal movie I've ever seen
thanks
“On a side note, this tap water has a pH of I didn’t check.”
A video deserving a spot in my playlist called "Brilliance", simply because... it is brilliant.
Why did I feel like I was watching an intense movie about plants?! 😄
Smiiile356 its the background music
probably the monotonous narration and background music
Cuz you are
i mean, i think that was what was satirically intended
Smiiile356 BC U DID
"The gardener who plants in stone shall be king"
Uses ROCKwool
Yeah!
Lol
I love everything about this
You wait just a month to make a salad...Wish I had that time
holy shit the music and narration is perfect. the way everything is addressed in such a matter-of-factly, almost deadpan tone is amazing, i haven't heard narration this great in a while.
Kanra Orihara ii
Look up binging with babbish you would enjoy him
"This water has a pH of didn't check." -Jeb the Savage 2017
Lol
This dude can make a Suspense Scene out of a toilet paper
I think, you may have missed the point of this entire video.
or water from your aquarium that is the best for real
XD
Props for making the most dramatic and eerie hydroponics and food video I've ever seen.
Thanks!
I had fun watching it!
This is honestly one of my favorite videos on all of RUclips.
Awesome work bro
Thank you
Who knew gardening could be so intense
yeah these other soil people are like the soil cartel.
mellow out francis
He waited 44 days just for a salad
yes
If you plant ten "salads" at a time you will end up having a significant amount of vegetables. Think about it. You could be the next Rockefeller of the organic vegetables but no... it's just "a salad".
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
He wasn't very hungry when he planted it. :)
A salad grown in one container.
this was an emotional rollercoaster
that i randomly stumbled upon
Hope you enjoyed it!
Aristotle PlaTo same and it was beautiful subed lol
Aristotle PlaTo me to
This is the video that got me started on gardening and eventually changed my whole life and future life plans
What's happened since?
This tap water has a pH of *didn't check*
exactly
They didn't learn me that number in school
hahahah
My fav haha
That let us know that this guy fucks!
CANT GET ENOUGH OF YOUR MUSIC SELECTIONS PAIRED WITH THE NARRATION AND AMAZING SCARY BUILDUP PLOT OF GARDENING. LOVE
yes it is truly well done
I lost it at "PH balance is: *didnt check*"
nascardude1400 same
He cracked me up
It will be a matter of time before the plants grow up to say "I am Groot"
"Raddishes this large tend to be spicey....." :slow.... methodical.... calculated... cutting: "But most of the heat..... is in the skin..."
I don't know how or why I got here, but I'm so glad I did. I still don't even know what I just watched, just that I enjoyed it immensely.
On another note, something about these roots in the water was really disturbing... never knew gardening could be this unnerving for no reason haha.
On most of my videos they are a pleasing white (no fungus)
hey, do you have a tutorial on how to grow your veggies so well? What nutrients do you use?
Jeb you've grown some radish mycelium on that monster radish, did you actually eat that thing, it was friggin scary! mushrooms have mycelium, didn't know radishes did. ;)
check out the use of Hydrogen peroxide for root fungus.
Regarding mycelium, yes I was thinking mycorrhizae.
Vokoca OOT but where's your avatar from?
" has a PH of, didn't check" lmfao
This ended up in my recommendations and omg I’m so not disappointed, I’ve never even touched a plant in my entire life but I have a sudden urge too just go out and garden my life away THANK YOU JEB FOR THE BEAUTY YOU HAVE BROUGHT ON TO ME
Thanks Sofia
Me not checking the tutorial on how to do stuffs and finding my own way to do it
good job
I don't care about gardenning AT ALL but it's the third time i watch this video, and it's perfect
I don't know how I stumbled upon this but I'm glad I did.
Mincho1994 same here 😂😂😂😂
ikr
Mincho1994 same
Mincho1994 i feel the same way
I keep comeing back here every now and again. The overwhelming power you exude while simply gardening is truly masterful.
For some reason now i feel like planting stuff
good idea
I "didn't worry about it".
FrankieMoto vegan fuck
FrankieMoto me too
he makes it sound like breaking bad😂
I have no idea what is going on, but somehow this is entertaining
same
CG rockwool
CG ik it just sucks me in too is weird but entertaining
Why am I watching this 2 year old movie about salad at 4 am?
Because you don't make friends with salad
It’s 4 am and I just watched this too lol
Its 4.03 am and im watching this hahahahaha
Same it's like 4:08
ITS 4 AM RN WHAT THE FUCK
Even six years later, even without having gardened for over two years this still cracks me up and brings up memories of the communcal garden I had, thanks for being awesome Jeb!
im not sure whats going on and im also not sure why this ended up in my recommended. But I know this, everything about this video was beautiful and I loved it
That's great!
That's ture.
forget calling people slurs and making inappropriate jokes, THIS is real comedic content.
i was making a joke lolz
"On the side note this tap water as the ph of didn't check."
kevin rodriguez Has*
Me: Why did YT recommend this lol?!
RUclips: Because you just watched every second of weirdness and SUBSCRIBED, your welcome.
good idea
@Jeb Gardener is just a genious, I love him for its sense of weirdness
last ingredient a ton a love
you mean murder lol
This video was more intense than a Christopher Nolan movie.
I'm ROARING!!
"Lettuce you fell before your time, the other lettuce looks fine" 😂😂
akira arias "Maybe a different fungus took you?"*
Searched up “Rules of Nature” instead I found this gem, the hidden boss of Metal Gear.