“Where’d you see your body parts last?” That sounds just like a question a school nurse would ask you, and then they’d give you an ice pack and a band aid 😔
I think that came from the airplane video when he was using a glock, and he was saying glock really fast while shooting so it became glaglaglaglagla lol.
As a certified co-owner of CMI, the game you bought co-owner in and was banned, I'd like to point out that the person who banned you *didn't give a specific reason for their banning when using the command.* I'd like to point that out as a *FALSE BAN* even though there is very obvious proof and that they need to be reminded that if you don't give a reason, it can lead to your commands being taken away. Well, it depends on who banned you as well. If it was a very very very high rank (which is VERY VERY VERY rare), then it is possible they don't have to give a reason. Gladly, there wasn't a shift going on or you would have been banned quicker than you could have posted this video. (P.S. I do not actually mean it is a false ban because I myself would probably have my commands taken away faster than I can post a video myself on my channel. It was fine, they actually were fine to ban them but next time remember to give reasons!)
Idea: In Life in Paradise, put a teleporter on a bed so whenever someone tries to go to sleep, they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns, then slowly make it darker, by adding storm clouds, or getting rid of unicorns, then take them to a nightmare room where you spawn in monsters to chase them. Edit: This idea was originally requested by Jellytinn Rollin.
Albert should try playing “Behind You.” I heard it was a good game. Edit: The game you are all thinking of is the “Rust_010” game he played 2 years ago. This game is fairly new, it only has 6K likes.
Can we appreciate the haunted wheelchair(it was moving on it own) in the background while flamingo is explaining the fact that people in school didn't like him
Игры
“Where’d you see your body parts last?” That sounds just like a question a school nurse would ask you, and then they’d give you an ice pack and a band aid 😔
It really does and probably is in Iraqi If anything
Oof, better than my infant school. a girl actually broke her elbow but the nurses said she was over reacting, the next day she came in with a cast.
Oh you have a fever? Have some cough medicine!
@@fememoboy7601 lean*
Lol
8:44 the fact that Albert caught himself- lol I’m surprised 🥺🥺
Caught that as a surprise too! Lol
Caught that as a surprise too! Lol
.
he also said he would stop those threats because he does face cam now and its awkward and like sounds real
“I hewe the stupid”
The best line ever in a flamingo video
(Except for the “I swore I had a few more limbs” one)
We can has can
Flamgo: “If I were a parent I wouldn’t love my kid either!”
Warriors of Hope: *Boy you boutta get it*
ANOTHER DANGANRONPA FAN--
Can you play adopt me
Flamingo
@@kittyplayzzzz ✨you missed the joke✨
"cuts neck on pourpose"
Stop it, get some help.
xD
Xd I think she like to die
Not you
It was:"stop it,get some help"not "stop, get some help"
Stop it, get some help.*
"They just like to shoot the disease"
*the most American thing I've heard all day*
hi
I saw this when i was watching the part! xD
hes from texas
Val1ion good to know
Yes
We shall respect Albert’s Dad,he was the only loving one to Albert we shall let alberts dad live.
Aw, it's such a sweet fact.
As long as there's someone out there.
That's hopefully enough.
When? 🤓💀☠️💀
a wise man once said: "I want my legacy to die off with me"
Albert.. your legacy will be alive for eternity.
“I want my legacy to die off with me”
- Albert’s wish
With me*
lol
BUT BUT
0:03 2:00 2:13 6:08 7:28 7:56 9:43
Very selfish
"If I was a parent, I wouldn't love my child either"
That...is so respectful...*salutes*
Jayden Babayden i wouldnt
Princess Else i
Nice stranger things profile pic
I luv my baby cousin 💓
QQ
In all these hospital role plays, Albert’s specialty is medical malpractice
"I would still raise him...
Not her." 😳
"I hewe the stupid."
Yes.
*stupid the hewe I*
Haha
I laughed so hard
Iron the stupid
@@dokioxo9667 .diputS ehT evaH I
The fact that Albert’s sound affect for gunshots is *”GLAGLAGLAGLA”* makes this a thousand times better
Yes
Yesh :>
I dont want this *removes* @AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I think that came from the airplane video when he was using a glock, and he was saying glock really fast while shooting so it became glaglaglaglagla lol.
cool you good xxxtentacion
The more children Albert raises the less happiness in this world will be.
Let's give us a moment to salute Albert's dad
Love this stolen comment
“If I was a parent, I wouldn’t love my child either.”
-Albert
I saw this right when he said it
he's gonna be a great dad
Olina Maria Cortez Jose (112olicort) thx
Albert: Don’t be like me
Us rat children: Too late.
XD :I
rat united Ö Albert forgot about rats united
Alekk ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ lol I thought I was the only one awake
Alekk ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ xdddddd
Facts tho I call everyone an idiot now
Albert:Kills Everyone
Also Albert: What I even do *Grins*
As a certified co-owner of CMI, the game you bought co-owner in and was banned, I'd like to point out that the person who banned you *didn't give a specific reason for their banning when using the command.* I'd like to point that out as a *FALSE BAN* even though there is very obvious proof and that they need to be reminded that if you don't give a reason, it can lead to your commands being taken away. Well, it depends on who banned you as well. If it was a very very very high rank (which is VERY VERY VERY rare), then it is possible they don't have to give a reason. Gladly, there wasn't a shift going on or you would have been banned quicker than you could have posted this video.
(P.S. I do not actually mean it is a false ban because I myself would probably have my commands taken away faster than I can post a video myself on my channel. It was fine, they actually were fine to ban them but next time remember to give reasons!)
Great speak. 👏👏👏🎬🎬
We genuinely do not care lol
@@B4ckbone_0f_The_Vs85 people seem to care
Appreciate the speech. 🤝🤝
Albert: “darn dang virus”
RUclips: ads? *_never heard of em’_*
That's good to know.
oop-
:0
This is beyond science
at the end I GOT AN AD XD of dis vid
Idea: In Life in Paradise, put a teleporter on a bed so whenever someone tries to go to sleep, they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns, then slowly make it darker, by adding storm clouds, or getting rid of unicorns, then take them to a nightmare room where you spawn in monsters to chase them.
Edit: This idea was originally requested by Jellytinn Rollin.
Kewl
Cool!
WOMBLEBeast epic.
Epic!
yes
PLS ALBERTS GIGGLE WHEN HE FLUNG HIMSELF ONTO THE BEANBAG WAS SO CUTE
Razer's shađmamams enrnenenenenennaijenan razer's alakakakakaskd smamsmsmisisis đasssđa h razers zeko jeo jeo jeo je u skolu odnosno u skoli
"If I had a kid, I would never say the words 'I love you'"
*Kids with Asian parents* : My goals are beyond your understanding
Imagine being Albert's son/daughter in the future watching this.
ikr lol
He said he won't have one
yeet lmao im really close to 500 subs anyone mind helping?
AlienZGamer shut up- wait ur the fake one
I’m hot
When he said “I hew the stupid”, *I felt that.*
So deep. So true.
True man 👊😞👊
Same bro so deep 😏
same
6:07 if 2011 is that girl's birth year, then she was literally around 9 years old-
Possibly 11 now
12
"it's because their parents don't love them enough"
*PROCEEDS TO CLIMB A LADDER*
no idea what u just said
@@lucers6941 0:16
@@jameeld.guerrero7886 okay, what does him saying that and climbing a ladder actually mean??
I'm speechless, i can't explain what you are saying
Ugh sorry
@@jameeld.guerrero7886 oh its cool lol
"A hospital but Albert has a gun"
That's totally normal
that's more normal than normal for albert
Yeah...... totally normal 😅
albert: *kills everyone in the server*
Also albert: *”what i even do?”*
Yeah
Lol
@nelli viramontes " u g h "
he did too much good for this world and they got jealous
hey m
@@JayRaphaelJiaoInot m
I love how Albert would rather ruin peoples roleplay, then actually go to the Dentist and fix his own teeth.
Yep
“i wouldnt love them, BUT i would still RAISE him”
**stares at alberts mother**
Albert: *uploads*
Everyone: *happiness noises*
Yes queen
That's me lol
Jin J yeah you’re right I was about to click on it but I didn’t-
When people who kick Albert and then realise its him: Oh-
Whos albert this is bro from sis vs bro! DUH
Dayton Carmichael ? Was that a joke or are you serious-
@@nobodyasked2711 Dude its's from his adopt and raise a cute kid admin videos. Shows how much of a fan you are.
@@nobodyasked2711 dude hes bro from sis vs bro that's why he has so many subs!
@@nobodyasked2711 NO HE'S BRO FROM SIS VS BRO!!
can you please do an obby that have A LOT of stages btw love your vids :)
"i hew the stupid" -ironwulf127's most generous words
Albert: *posts*
Everyone: Quoting the first line he says
butt
LMAO IKR
I said hi
Im first lol
Agreed 😎
No one:
Albert: I will never love my kid
Kirsten:
She doesn’t want kids either
i betrayed my child - albert when he forget his toilet
Hi
Bryant Wulu how Do u know
@@lilygrande-roblox9367 Kirsten said that in her vlog
Don’t worry albert i’ll try to carry your legacy :)
Albert: “If I had a child, I would never say the words ‘I love you’.”
Albert’s Mom: i have taught him well
Flamingo: *plays in a hospital game*
Also Flamingo: “this is like a team death match game
He should play a school game next
@@muffintime609 I- 💀
Mysterious Robloxes and more yessir
Imagine going to the doctors for a checkup and Albert just walks in
Omg
*you just have surgery and hear the sounds of screaming..*
I want Albert to be my doctor
@@FangzwithaZ sup
Fangz with a Z same :>
I aM on mY mOmS pHoNe
Albert: shoots taylors limbs
Taylor: i dont know where i left them
*albert commits mass murder at a hospital* *gets kicked* “what’d i even do” 😩
Beanos can beat thanos because Karen took the stones
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDD
@@imbored394 wh
Hahahahaha
"in school, it was quite hard to get friends"
also albert: *pulls of shirt in school event*
omg i remember that
While singing xD
I remember that
Wait what? I wanna see that xD what vid is it
@@ee.vy9 search albert sings so call me maybe
Me: HOW MANY ACCOUNTS DO YOU HAVE?!?
Albert: y e s .
Albert's the kinda guy who would say "I was banned again?! I wasn't even doing anything illegal that time-"
“I have a tooth infection that’s spreading”
Kirsten: 👁 👄 👁
lol
@Itz Alex It could be something else..like a contagious one
It has
No eyebrows
l o l
Drooli : -. .-
👁👄👁
Albert: [Massacres the entire hospital and steps on corpses]
Also Albert: *"W h a t ' d I e v e n d o ?"*
I dont see the problem here, perfectly normal albert vid
Yasssss queeeeeen
e p i c
I D K
HA HAAAA
Alberts dad is goat for raising albert
"alright, lets play. patient. patient WITHOUT a gun by the way."
flamigo 2020
“people love to pretend that they’re hurt”
seems about right
K
K
K, L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y AND Z
K
K
*Albert has 5million children* Albert: eww
Children watching?
5.7 million
Leeann Hutchings we are his children XD
xXatomikhexagonXx Waaka fam thank you XD
@@Miaiyu465 we are his slaves
“If I was a parent, I wouldn’t love my child at all” -flamingo 2021
“So suggest any other experiences that I should experience”
*he predicted the future*
Albert: if i was a parent I wouldn’t love my child
Alberts child: _________
Call FBI
CALL S.W.A.T TEAM
LOL
Albert - “If I was a parent, I wouldn’t love my child either”
Cring :/
Lolll1 :D ok corl.
Lol On Plushies lol but he spelled cringe right
Lol On Plushies LOL funniest thing I’ve heard all day
Also Albert in 30 years: I love you child
His child: *watches BIG video*
NO
i love how a hospital role play game turned into an fps game
Albert would make a great irl doctor
Albert should try playing “Behind You.” I heard it was a good game.
Edit: The game you are all thinking of is the “Rust_010” game he played 2 years ago. This game is fairly new, it only has 6K likes.
Ooo I wanna play it!
scared me bruh
Bruh, I looked behind me even though I'm in the corner of my room. I'm such a small bran
Ok
Yeah
Causing people pain brings joy to Albert's eyes
kal Cookies _Literally_
Rolox -.-
🍋 lemon juice girl 🍋 rOlOx
It does bring joy
@@dbooherful RoLoX
Entertainment 10/10, satisfied customer.
I hewe the stupid
this guy legit boosted my confidence
Albert in every innocent game be like:
*_“Is there a gun in this game?”_*
Us Americans need guns in all games
And then there is
@@1skitty139 yessir
@@1skitty139 yessiree
im canadian i speak maple syrup not guns
*"I never want to have a kid. I want my legacy to die off with me."*
Aren't we all his rat children?
Once he dies, we die
Yes and yes
WHO AM I, WHO AM I !??
What are you saying because it's spinel
Hotdog Stanley im a loser of the game u
its ok albert, you can sit at the cool kids table. you earned it
Can we appreciate the haunted wheelchair(it was moving on it own) in the background while flamingo is explaining the fact that people in school didn't like him
Albert playing any game “There should be a gun in this game”
Plays animal crossing:
Albert: I guess a slingshot will do :/
Lmao
What about adopt me?
Should there be a gun in adopt me?
NumberzYT yes
1:34 that gun actually gives me memories of your old admin vids
Saaaaaame
Memories😔💕
Lol when he says "I'm a high school bully ima stuff you in a locker" I laughed
“Don’t be like me.” If I had listened to you the first time I watched this video, MAYBE and JUST MAYBE I wouldn’t be in the same situation. 💀👍🏻
POV: u are sitting in a hospital bed waiting for help
Doctor: *starts shooting random people*
They solved all the problems
"I never wanna have a kid,"
Thats probably for the best LOL
*stuffs hammer inside baby's skull just like how he does with styrofoam heads*
oh no guys now there's blood all over my floor
That’s a bit rude
Pretty rude
Ok noobs
I wish he did have a kid
I’d shower him with my affection
albert, "i love you" is a sentence, not a word.
Albert has changed alot throughout these years
8:46 that snap was so cute 🥺
Fr
Albert: If I have a child, I'll never say the words "I love you."
Asian parents:I see your a man of culture.
omg- I felt that 😭
Kinda Weird you do watch anime boi
my parents come from there and they are a bit mean but I love them and so do they not every Asian parent
Seems racist. Very rude
@@bobheroextabyte8813 No, I'm not trying to be racist, Its just a stereotype.
The way he looked up and snapped with that goofy lil face got me dying rn
This video is basically flamenco committing a massacre.
2019: Vegetables hulk
2020: I hewe the stupid
what about ugly scp tato lol
True
Kono dio da!
RUclips: view reply
There are two replies...
RUclips has got the stupid also
I hewe the stupid
If one day the world ends, Albert will be the only doctor and say: "This is fine."
That actually does sound like something that Albert would do lmao
60th like
Kathryn Vance lol ur so right!😂
no he would say "T-this is... f-fine."
Dude don't jinx 2022
Edit: you jinxed it my guy
Its actually nice to have a kid, i take care of my baby brother and its kinda easy, they actually make u feel more happy
Game creators put the most dangerous weapons, and then employ the strictest people on Roblox.
“I hewe the stupid”
I’ve heard that saying before on another channel.
chicky lump Yeah Jayingee
Jayingee?
Jeruhmi Fan yeah
chicky lump He got the stupid from Jake
I hew th stupid
Flamingo: It was hard making friends Now: has almost 6 mil subs
FLAMINGO?!?!?!?!?
now?
Lol true btw press send to put it under
If he ever has a child, lets hope they take kirsten's personality
He has the best humour lol
Albert: "No one loves me"
Albert: Literally has a girfriend
S P E E D Y So yourself?
Kakashi Hatake no bruh, hes dad
And fans
@@blizzard7697 and pets
And millions and millions of fans lmfao
the 3 horsemen of forgotten lines. "ugly scp tato" "vegetebles hulk" and "hewe the stupid"
me:my dad was the only one who loved me but when he left me with my mom and my sister i
didn´t feel loved
Albert:well sucks for you
he would never say the words I love you?? That’s extremely nice man
E
Robux
Yes
E
60th like ???
So is anyone not gonna talk about his last video “Roblox hospital” being private after uploading
What was wrong with it
No thumbnail
@@blualiceon9511 I think he uploaded it on accident
idk
Atleast he didn't choke on his spit and die
My grandson in 2080: Grandpa, who is flamingo?
Me: Grandson, i have a story to tell you
kids minding there own Business:
Flamingo Just Terrifying the Children And making it Twice Hilarious
Albert: “the doctor was holding a gun to me it’s normal”
Hi
Yes
Yes
Me: *depressed*
Mom: "is anything wrong?"
Me: *"yes, i hewe the stupid."*
good one xD
Mom: Sweetie Have you Been watching..
You: epic Brothers
Mom: SWEETIE HONEY OUR PLAN B HAS FAILED GET THE PLAN C
@@user-mm6fb7nf8g Annie: im stupider
......
i s33 stupid
This whole video is him indirectly telling him how depressed he is
*Me feeling down and scared for school*
*remembers what Albert said*
“Don’t be a wimp”
-Albert Flamingo
Albert: "Raise him... nOt HeR"
does that mean if he did get a child and it was a girl he would buy a shotgun to delete her from existence
He wants a boy🥰
Bacon Hair 😂😂
Hated aßłeÿ
Lol yeah