Thanks for sticking with me through that little hiatus guys :) I’m trying to make this RUclips thing easier on myself and overall just get an idea of what I wanna do with my life moving forward. We’ll see how I’m feeling over the next few months and I’ll keep you guys updated. ❤
@@memethief3897the green baby is Untouchable,killer queen can explode him,king crimson Depends on the battle,the one with games if goku accept he surely die.
@@user-th3rz3tg1v 1. continent boom 2. killer queen is too slow 3. king crimson has no chances at all 4. goku doesn't play games, he'd lose if he did tho
@@giornogiovanna8390 goku cant see stands,and diavolo can see the future and view when goku dont is using ki,killer queen bomb can destroy time,and kira is Intelligent,he can win
“Stands don’t talk” Echoes Act 3, Anubis, Cheap Trick, Spice Girl, Sex Pistols, Sheer Heart Attack, Red Hot Chili Pepper, Black Sabbath and others would like to have a word with you.
Red hot chilly peper was used as a speaker to not show identity of stand user. Any stand user with humanoid stand or have mouth, can use stand to speak 🤓🤓🤓
the way he described king crimson and ger was also weird too; "he can read the future" that's one half of it, "he can form his own reality which he imposes onto you" what???
@@overdriveavi9493 he says that most of these characters can beat goku, when they literally can't, none of them can, mha and ger can only keep the battle never ending and goku will probably get used by their abilities and become faster by time, this guy clearly knows nothing about jojo, the only jojo character that could beat goku, is wonder of u
@@motafu1 There are a couple of cases where Goku loses. Let's not act like Goku is omnipotent. You have to remember this fact. Goku is not a stand user so he cannot see stands. He could potentially sense them as they are a construct of life energy, but not being able to see them is a huge detriment when they have abilities that bypass durability. Cheap Trick: Instant Death when someone looks upon Goku's back. Killer Queen: Literally turns Goku into a bomb. There is no resisting the explosion because he becomes the bomb and explodes. Purple Haze: Goku has died to the Heart Virus on one timeline and suffered it in the main timeline. He is susceptible to illness and diseases. Senzus do not heal against illness and poisons. GER: I'm only bringing this up because you made an untrue statement. it is a stalemate. Neither side will ever win. There is no "Goku will get used to it" as the stand is automatic and reacts to any intent or attack that may cause harm to the user.
@@motafu1 Actually a lot of those stands can beat goku😅 Starting in part 2 Kars but he isnt a stand user Part 3: Dios the world since goku can't move in stopped time Star Platinum same reason Vanilla Ice can literally erase anything while also existing in a different dimension so he can't be hit Part 4: Maybe the Hand since he can erase anything Cheap Trick if goku sees the back of his opponent Heaven's Door can rewrite Gokus reality and just write he dies or anything he wants Killer queen could just turn goku in a bomb and kill him that way Part 5: GER Goku can do nothing about it since return to zero doesn't need to be activated but is a passive ability and giorno is smart enough to figure something out with his life giver ability Purple Haze for obvious reasons goku would just die to the virus Sticky fingers maybe actually if he gets some hits in and can seperate gokus body Green Tea since goku would just rot away when he does his usual jumping BIG since he is always as fast and stronger than goku White Album is a draw since goku can't move in absolute zero Baby Face can dematerialize Goku and turn him in anything he wants Part 6: Made in Heaven for again obvious reasons Part 7: D4C he cannot be killed nor harmed in any way goku would die touching his barrier Tusk act 4 since he can hide in a different dimension while his infinite spins follow goku and kill him eventually Part 8: Soft and Wet he can just take away gokus powers Wonder of U Goku will die as long as he wants to fight Toru And Video Games: Dio Over Heaven he just rewrites reality so that goku doesn't even exist
8:18 He can rewrite your reality, your past, your future. He could technically write in himself "I can now instantly destroy Goku" but that wouldn't be that interesting of a story so why would he do that.
he can't wright in himself that and would of if he could lmao, they found out about kira yet rohan didn't write anything into himself to prevent crap + goku is too dumb to even see the book and make pages come out of his head like josuke was too mad
@@kkisthebomb4205 Okuyasu is also a certified dumbass and got affected. Josuke was so mad that he was literally blind. He literally couldn't see anything, and was even looking for Rohan when he was right in front of him
@@JoaoLucasK goku is dumber then him in dragon ball super, at least okayasu learned a bit, goku doesn't learn anything unless something works + he can def move in that state lmao
I'm at 5:00 atm... You've put Dio and Jotaro in "Could beat Goku", but Goku has literally beaten someone with time freeze/skip before by forcing himself into the future. I think they get moved to lebron
lmao seeing them consistently put some of the strongest characters in the verse so low is lowkey hilarious. Obviously, they can't tell, but a literally invincible baby being moved to trash was really funny. Also C-Moon is my favorite stand and they put him in trash too :(
I love Jack's character development 😂, before he started to actually get into the series he was always shitting on Goku, now he's a number 1 Goku defender lmao
5:29 "uhm akshually the stands do sometimes talk in the show, like when star platinum talked when jotaro was underwater for the fight after he touched up the minor!!!"
And Chili pepper, and hey ya, GCR, cheap trick, surface (a lot of part 4 stands talk apparently), empress, judgment, anubis, high priestess, aqua necklace, stray cat (it meows, but was also a cat so I'm counting it), sex pistols, baby face's off spring, dragons dream, and I'm pretty sure paisley park and ozone babby
“The stands don’t talk in this show” Immediately follows this up with Koichi, whose stand is probably the single most quotable character in all of part 4
Wait wait wait you forget thing on 8:24 and is the hand, like he cab erase anything with he hand and can make enemy get close to he sk be can neat goku too
I mean besides the crazy ones like part 6-8 final villian stands this is an insanely hard list to make because how crafty some of the weaker stands are used.
@@jetstreambob9250 first of all dio isn’t beating goku and as you know they don’t know power scaling so they are putting on what sounds more powerful or assumptions And second like I said the hand doesn’t have enough power to defeat goku it’s basically impossible no chance
"Stands don't talk in this show." *Echoes Act 3, Sheer Heart Attack, Red Hot Chili Pepper, Black Sabbath, Spice Girl, King Crimson, Gold Experience, Gold Experience Requiem, Death 13, Hanged Man, Sex Pistols, Wonder of U, Whitesnake, Hey-Ya, The High Priestess, Tower of Gray, Ebony Devil, Cheap Trick, Yo Yo-Ma and Highway Star have left the Chat.*
Thanks for sticking with me through that little hiatus guys :) I’m trying to make this RUclips thing easier on myself and overall just get an idea of what I wanna do with my life moving forward. We’ll see how I’m feeling over the next few months and I’ll keep you guys updated. ❤
You finnaly uploaded!
We don't care how consistent you are!
We always there to laugh and enjoy watching your GOATED content😌🗿
Bruh
Jjba dog walks all of dbz
You forgor Silver Chariot Requiem easily beats goku
Kinda wacky how he manages to both massively highball *and* massively lowball the JoJoverse simentaneously.
S - H - I - T
It was shit ngl, they only stands that I agree that beat Goku are GER, made In heaven and heavens door.
@@memethief3897the green baby is Untouchable,killer queen can explode him,king crimson Depends on the battle,the one with games if goku accept he surely die.
@@user-th3rz3tg1v 1. continent boom 2. killer queen is too slow 3. king crimson has no chances at all 4. goku doesn't play games, he'd lose if he did tho
@@giornogiovanna8390 goku cant see stands,and diavolo can see the future and view when goku dont is using ki,killer queen bomb can destroy time,and kira is Intelligent,he can win
"Stands don't talk" *immediately shows a stand that does talk*
i mean, Tonio might not have a battle worthy stand, but he could definitely beat Gordon Ramsay.
Ye
100%
bro will be coking hard
“Stands don’t talk”
Echoes Act 3, Anubis, Cheap Trick, Spice Girl, Sex Pistols, Sheer Heart Attack, Red Hot Chili Pepper, Black Sabbath and others would like to have a word with you.
Foo Fighters
Red hot chilly peper was used as a speaker to not show identity of stand user. Any stand user with humanoid stand or have mouth, can use stand to speak 🤓🤓🤓
"Ok masta lets kill da ho! beeeetch"
Bro literally said "actually the stands don't talk in the show 🤓" then straight after that talked about koichi and echoes
Whitesnake, C-Moon, King Crimson
People overlook this when talking about purple haze the only reason he was uncontrollable was because fugo couldnt see him
Yess for real canonically its normally only the virus that’s uncontrollable
Fugo actually learns to control him in Purple Haze Feedback
yeah this guy is talking so much bs
To be honest, my head-canon was that he couldn't control it since the constant poison made Purple Haze feral.
the way he described king crimson and ger was also weird too; "he can read the future" that's one half of it, "he can form his own reality which he imposes onto you" what???
“Stands don’t talk”
Proceeds to show Echoes Act 3
OK MASTA LETS KILL DA HOOOO BEEEEECH
This guy barely knows anything about Jojo
@@overdriveavi9493 he says that most of these characters can beat goku, when they literally can't, none of them can, mha and ger can only keep the battle never ending and goku will probably get used by their abilities and become faster by time, this guy clearly knows nothing about jojo, the only jojo character that could beat goku, is wonder of u
@@motafu1 There are a couple of cases where Goku loses. Let's not act like Goku is omnipotent. You have to remember this fact. Goku is not a stand user so he cannot see stands. He could potentially sense them as they are a construct of life energy, but not being able to see them is a huge detriment when they have abilities that bypass durability.
Cheap Trick: Instant Death when someone looks upon Goku's back.
Killer Queen: Literally turns Goku into a bomb. There is no resisting the explosion because he becomes the bomb and explodes.
Purple Haze: Goku has died to the Heart Virus on one timeline and suffered it in the main timeline. He is susceptible to illness and diseases. Senzus do not heal against illness and poisons.
GER: I'm only bringing this up because you made an untrue statement. it is a stalemate. Neither side will ever win. There is no "Goku will get used to it" as the stand is automatic and reacts to any intent or attack that may cause harm to the user.
@@motafu1 Actually a lot of those stands can beat goku😅
Starting in part 2 Kars but he isnt a stand user
Part 3:
Dios the world since goku can't move in stopped time
Star Platinum same reason
Vanilla Ice can literally erase anything while also existing in a different dimension so he can't be hit
Part 4:
Maybe the Hand since he can erase anything
Cheap Trick if goku sees the back of his opponent
Heaven's Door can rewrite Gokus reality and just write he dies or anything he wants
Killer queen could just turn goku in a bomb and kill him that way
Part 5:
GER Goku can do nothing about it since return to zero doesn't need to be activated but is a passive ability and giorno is smart enough to figure something out with his life giver ability
Purple Haze for obvious reasons goku would just die to the virus
Sticky fingers maybe actually if he gets some hits in and can seperate gokus body
Green Tea since goku would just rot away when he does his usual jumping
BIG since he is always as fast and stronger than goku
White Album is a draw since goku can't move in absolute zero
Baby Face can dematerialize Goku and turn him in anything he wants
Part 6:
Made in Heaven for again obvious reasons
Part 7:
D4C he cannot be killed nor harmed in any way goku would die touching his barrier
Tusk act 4 since he can hide in a different dimension while his infinite spins follow goku and kill him eventually
Part 8:
Soft and Wet he can just take away gokus powers
Wonder of U Goku will die as long as he wants to fight Toru
And Video Games:
Dio Over Heaven he just rewrites reality so that goku doesn't even exist
Btw immediately upon seeing joskue at 5:15 they insult his hair so he is obviously highballed on the power scaling now and could, infact beat goku
@@user-Fiji3662 no
I’d like to believe Coco Jumbo could beat Goku
That thought is wrong, but go ahead and think that
@@ylrah659 sounds like you just hate fun
@@Joenah5 lying ain't fun
If he had needles in his room he could
@@housefire3249 Goku is scared of not defeated by and that was filler
Putting star platinum in mid is a war crime
It's a whole death sentence
I think goku is too high tho
@@Definitely-dr.brightyeah
@@Elcorredor77 star platnuim over heaven???!!!
F
"Polnareff is a little baby boy"
I mean, there was that one time.
8:18 He can rewrite your reality, your past, your future. He could technically write in himself "I can now instantly destroy Goku" but that wouldn't be that interesting of a story so why would he do that.
Wasnt his ability that he can set ur actions to 0? The repeat of ur death is confusing tho
he can't wright in himself that and would of if he could lmao, they found out about kira yet rohan didn't write anything into himself to prevent crap + goku is too dumb to even see the book and make pages come out of his head like josuke was too mad
@@kkisthebomb4205 Okuyasu is also a certified dumbass and got affected. Josuke was so mad that he was literally blind. He literally couldn't see anything, and was even looking for Rohan when he was right in front of him
@@JoaoLucasK goku is dumber then him in dragon ball super, at least okayasu learned a bit, goku doesn't learn anything unless something works + he can def move in that state lmao
He did in “Rohan goes to the louvre” ☝️🤓
5:29 "the stands don't talk in the show" immediately pulls up echoes part 3
Sex pistols n Spice girls too
G.E.R. (If we’re counting his minor appearance)
Also the stand in part four that cloned josuke
@@eastonrussell7578 You mean The Surface?
Ye his name was pretty forgettable
Imagine if Willy was talking about disk Emporio and moved him to the "can beat goku tier" just to mess with them
"Is joseph Joestar Bisexual?" Everyone in this show is, including you, the watcher XD
True
1:54 "His posture gives me vibes that he could go toe-to-toe with the fencer" ain't no way he just predicted an entire episode
Willy kind of like just came up with his own powers for most of the stands.
Which ones?
@@captain_doom4668he means he explained them wrong or in a weird way or in an oversimplified way
I like how he says "stands don't talk" and then immediately follows it with one of the only stands that can talk.
8:59 the way they all stopped to think about it to a second🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:05 how to cover up the conversation
"Stands don't talk in this show"
The literal next character on screen (Koichi): *has a talking stand*
I'm at 5:00 atm... You've put Dio and Jotaro in "Could beat Goku", but Goku has literally beaten someone with time freeze/skip before by forcing himself into the future. I think they get moved to lebron
3:35 now Lebron and the Sun have combined, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦-
The funny thing is that meme didn’t come out when the video did and I generally checked the comments to see if anyone thought that too
Lmao, these goobers.
Great video, Willy. One day they'll learn.
lmao seeing them consistently put some of the strongest characters in the verse so low is lowkey hilarious. Obviously, they can't tell, but a literally invincible baby being moved to trash was really funny. Also C-Moon is my favorite stand and they put him in trash too :(
“Stands don’t talk” immediately shows a stand that doesn’t shut up
I love Jack's character development 😂, before he started to actually get into the series he was always shitting on Goku, now he's a number 1 Goku defender lmao
You do realize he is being ironic right
@@Neamio Yes, I do
@@HawkEyeMihawk345 ok
Imagine Rohan teamed up with Goku and used his stand to make him smart
Goku:no survivors
@@mrfact03sthat is how the Stand works
Rohan making Goku a well-written character again would be nice
@@mrfact03s That's precisely how the stand works. You right a command, and the object turned book HAS to obey.
I mean, Rohan managed to make Koichi fluent in Italian instantly so...
"So the stands don't talk"
*immediately shows echoes act 3*
5:29 "stands don't talk in the show" *immediately shows echoes act 3*
The difference in raunchiness from Jack on this channel vs his own is weird
lol really? ive never seen one of his vids
A guy named after ice cream is one of the strongest guys in the verse lol
3:34 Lebron is cooking the sun
Loved it, what about doing something like "Related or Relationship" next where they have o guess whether two characters are related or banging
5:30 "So uh the Stands don't talk"
*Shows a Stand that talks*
5:29 "uhm akshually the stands do sometimes talk in the show, like when star platinum talked when jotaro was underwater for the fight after he touched up the minor!!!"
Same with echoes act 3
And Chili pepper, and hey ya, GCR, cheap trick, surface (a lot of part 4 stands talk apparently), empress, judgment, anubis, high priestess, aqua necklace, stray cat (it meows, but was also a cat so I'm counting it), sex pistols, baby face's off spring, dragons dream, and I'm pretty sure paisley park and ozone babby
“The stands don’t talk in this show”
Immediately follows this up with Koichi, whose stand is probably the single most quotable character in all of part 4
I dunno if the show scares them at this point or has them be curious...
I love the way jack really hates green baby
"The stands don't talk"
Echos, literally the next stand "s-h-i-t"
“Ooh another animal, time to put it in the Just A Human category.”
I love ur content ur my favorite jojo content creator keep up the good work ❤
NEVER LET THIS TRIO COOK AND MAKE A JOJO STAND TIER
When will you start putting part 7&8 stands in this videos?
I have an idea soon 🤫
@@WillyNordwrenchWOU beats goku’s ass
@@GappE8Not if Go Beyond beats him first
As a powerscaler I feel like a food critic
"Could we change the category to Gohan" Jack's trying to start a fucking war out here.
Coco Jumbo cant just beat Goku, he can beat his entire verse.
*Coco Large
@@Smona Coco Medium
@@mothinamothCoco Small
@@maribelmenese4845 Coco Mini
@@maribelmenese4845Coco Giant
10:14 the most common yba joke activated
"Stands dont talk"
Echoes coming right after he says this: 🤨🤨🤨
Wait wait wait you forget thing on 8:24 and is the hand, like he cab erase anything with he hand and can make enemy get close to he sk be can neat goku too
He is like Vanilla Ice but stupid
1:36 does anyone know what video this comes from? I can't find it anywhere
Haven’t post it yet :) not sure if it’ll ever come out it’s a LOT of footage
5:29 Cheap trick, Wonder of U, Echos act 3, Yo-yo ma, Whitesnake. Thats 5 out of the top of my head that talk
"So the stands don't talk in the show" continues to show echoes act 3😅
Love how he says the stands don’t talk then immediately shows a talking stand 5:29
emporio should of been in the, “beat goku” category because homie he managed to get weather report at the end of part 6
1:29 nah the disrespect to star platinum
I mean besides the crazy ones like part 6-8 final villian stands this is an insanely hard list to make because how crafty some of the weaker stands are used.
only wonder of u has a chance of beating goku, but if a clone of goku made by d4c had the same abilities as goku, it could be argueable
@@motafu1 golden experience requiem too
You forgot to mention that MIH can reset the universe
I'm so disappointed that he didn't put The Hand into the "could beat Goku" tier
They tried to erase Goku once. He just has to tank the effect like any other attack
Hell naw the hand ain’t beating Goku
Goku withstood hakai💀
@@kingpengu8895 It's a power tier, like they're measuring the power. Also then explain how could Dio beat Goku?
@@jetstreambob9250 first of all dio isn’t beating goku and as you know they don’t know power scaling so they are putting on what sounds more powerful or assumptions
And second like I said the hand doesn’t have enough power to defeat goku it’s basically impossible no chance
@@kingpengu8895 🤓🤓🤓dude just shush you woke me up at night just pls stfu
"The stands do not talk" Immediately proceeds to show Echoes Act 3
0:10 out of all the ghost flavors bro u chose that
Green hest
Man’s said stands don’t talk, immediately goes to Koichi with the most talkative stand in the series
Willy, we need Stroheim ranked in these more!
Honestly, as a dragon ball fan, I’m saying PUT CREAM IN “BEAT GOKU” YOU LITERALLY WON’T EVEN SEE HIM COMING.
6:32 human
7:45 "COULD beat goku..."
"No."
*gets cut off by an ad*
Love how you say stands don’t talk and immediately show one of the few stands that can talk
Willy: The baby can’t be touched
Goku: Ki blast go brrrrh!
This type of videos are the closest to brainrot you will ever find
3:04 just a human
"This changes everything." Is so funny.
0:48 lebron 100%
5:33 “so the stands don’t talk”
Shows a talking stand
4:30 LEBRON/GOKU
8:59 Now your thinking like Hazamada (His stand rejected him)
2:51 LeBron
"Stands don't talk in this show."
*Echoes Act 3, Sheer Heart Attack, Red Hot Chili Pepper, Black Sabbath, Spice Girl, King Crimson, Gold Experience, Gold Experience Requiem, Death 13, Hanged Man, Sex Pistols, Wonder of U, Whitesnake, Hey-Ya, The High Priestess, Tower of Gray, Ebony Devil, Cheap Trick, Yo Yo-Ma and Highway Star have left the Chat.*
7:46 LeBron/Gordon
"Stands don't talk"
*Seconds later, Echoes Act 3*
5:35 LeBron
leaving my man narancia in trash is a crime bruh
0:56 mid
5:28 the stands rlly do talk for example koichis stand “echoes” josukes “soft and wet
Wonderful video!!! As a HUGE fan of jojo I think you underestimate goku a bit, but still awesome!!!!
2:29 mid
when they put Purple Haze in the trash I LOST IT
"The stands don't talk in the show... 2 seconds later "next up we got Koichi!
1:13 lebron
5:29 "the stands don't talk" *echoes act 3 appears*
2:07 mid
5:29 i like hoe he goes from saying stands dont talk staright on the echoes act 3
echoes literally asking what he should do next
6:42 mid
I love when theese two are on video. Lets do a "jojo noobs" video with part 7 and or 8
Look broski I love you, jojo characters are strong and it’s a good show but no jojo character beating goku
r u sure bout that
GER? MIH with even a few seconds of prep?Heavens door?
Bro chose to speak: "Clueless"
GER: Wonder of U: Soft and Wet Go Beyond:
@@Yo_itzyoyo yes
th fact that there was a scene for almost all wild assumptions they made is so jojo
4:07 trash
"Stands don't actually talk in this show" *brings out Koichi*
2:19 trash
13:41 thats himm he doesnt look that thick from the front?
6:49 trash