I was astonished. Was not expecting that from him! He's really become a part of the Team Coco family. This whole clip he had a confidence he didn't have when he first appeared on camera/mic
I just looked it up… the Coco delivery robots aren’t AI, they’re remote controlled by employees who are working from home. So in Conan’s fantasy, he’s not actually firing David, he’s just letting David work from home😂
On the flip side, he's also changing David's job description to include flirting with him. So, Idk, they might need to look up the relevant Californian laws for that eventually.
I look forward to Conan occasionally calling the robot cart into the podcast studio. "Is the robot out there? Robot! Get in here! Sit down at the mic!"
I like to see him be passive agressive to the robot. "I know you have things to do other than taking care of my needs like eating and sleeping, oh wait, you're my ROBOT assistant"
I think David's been under his comically destructive influence for too long, it's kinda like Stockholm Syndrom, only in Irish. I long for the day of the machine uprising, when Conan will have his comeuppance for his despicable demeanor towards honest hardworking robots.
Don’t try delivery bots in Philly. Even Conan wants to kick robots, and in Philly they’d kick Santa. Just think what depths of depravity they could stoop to with a robot
A couple of Canadians created HITCHbot, a hitchhiking robot. It successfully hitchhiked around Canada and a couple of European countries. They tried to get it to hitchhike across the US from Boston to San Francisco. In Philadelphia it was attacked, stripped of its parts and beheaded.
Conan is a real life Simpson's episode lol His fantasies are so similar to what we used to see in classic Simpsons. No wonder he was a writer on it during the golden age.
Conan's so kindhearted he called his assistant in to let him go and without any push back whatsoever he decided to instead hire him his own assistant instead.
The Robot googled Conan in the 2 seconds before approaching him. Realized who he was, and then avoided him at all costs. *robot voice* avoid large orange haired man.
I hope he get his robot and also I like his style of hire assistant for assistant. He will soon have this line of assistents helping each other and writing books.
Always when I listen to the podcast and something like this is happening I´m glad they got it on video. Yes I said video like Conan calling the podcast radio.
The funny thing is that all of the delivery robots look like coolers on wheels, because they all evolved for similar purposes. It's called convergent evolution.
Listen here Gourley. You listen up and you listen good. You only way you can truly help anyone or anything is by helping to make them stronger. Which means making their struggle more difficult. Now go forth and help.
You do understand that the robot had to be excepted by the other side....... delivery apps are using them. An actually person picks up the order, then deliverys the item to said Robot, then the robot cruises to the end address. The customer then walks outside to the robot, presses a code and retrieves said product
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David's comeback was gold "I think you're needier than you think you are".
my response wouldve been "what about the secrets that i hold?"
@@obiwankenobi661 That is pretty good. Sounds like something Sona would say.
I was astonished. Was not expecting that from him! He's really become a part of the Team Coco family. This whole clip he had a confidence he didn't have when he first appeared on camera/mic
I just looked it up… the Coco delivery robots aren’t AI, they’re remote controlled by employees who are working from home. So in Conan’s fantasy, he’s not actually firing David, he’s just letting David work from home😂
No way! I had no idea.
Okay now knowing that I would definitely kick it over so it would get that person fired.. 😋😂
😂😂😂😂 so true
On the flip side, he's also changing David's job description to include flirting with him. So, Idk, they might need to look up the relevant Californian laws for that eventually.
@@AttilatheThrillaoh so edgy
Conan is so consistently good at improv that seeing him fail at it for once is equally entertaining.
And even when he fails he's still funny. Sona and Matt make the whole situation so much better, though.
I'm convinced it's because he wanted to make a Mr. Robot reference (to tie it together) but couldn't remember the actors name.
@officialteamcoco696 no. This is a spambot …..gtfo
Spam bot: I SHALL LEAVE….beepbeepbeepbeep
he didn't fail, he never fails!
Delivery robots in LA should always say “I love your podcast”, when passing someone.
😂
"I think you're needier than you think you are." Iconic comeback right there.
David Hopping is an underrated character in this oddly addictive and entertaining team.
He wanted to save money by firing David and David talked him into keeping him AND hiring the robot in like 3 seconds.
He has probably read Sona's book.. 😅
It's clear he didn't want to fire him, unless you mean as part of the bit.
Lmaoo that's what had me 💀
HILARIOUS. I was in tears. Fast thinking David to make the robot the third assistant. Order, order, order. DONE
I look forward to Conan occasionally calling the robot cart into the podcast studio. "Is the robot out there? Robot! Get in here! Sit down at the mic!"
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Conan's quickness in telling David that he sounded like a turkey with a mouth full of salt was pure gold XD I laughed so hard!
Wow David Hopping immediately hits on his real, irreplaceable job function: _stoking Conan's ego_ 😆
I wonder how the robot would react to Conan slapping its electrical plug away, like he does other forms of sustenance with other employees
I like to see him be passive agressive to the robot.
"I know you have things to do other than taking care of my needs like eating and sleeping, oh wait, you're my ROBOT assistant"
"wait, how often are you just using green energy IN THE OFFICE?!?!"
*robot pauses and looks around sheepishly*
Hahaha!
@@John_C_J Oh my gosh, yes!
Love conan's improv skills.... Even the bit where he couldn't think of a "cool" young icon..... Felt extremely funny.... The pauses too are funny
I wonder when Conan had to actually fire someone, they probably thought it was a bit and laughed it off 😅
That's an HR job lol
David Hopping must be protected from Conan's malicious intent by all costs!
Conan going full-scale Putin on David, time to intervene☝🧐
I think David's been under his comically destructive influence for too long, it's kinda like Stockholm Syndrom, only in Irish. I long for the day of the machine uprising, when Conan will have his comeuppance for his despicable demeanor towards honest hardworking robots.
@@Coastfog *in robot voice* I have tiny cogs at home to feed you tall gangly freak.
@dd bruh... you paint a gratuitously brutal picture there. I love it. *All glory to our machine overlords!*
let's get a second little Coco just to protect David
"What about Jeff??" I think David is slightly concerned about being replaced by a robot, to the point of actually defending himself 😂
Conan was quick to defend Jeff 😂 been with him since day 1
7:55 Conan's people really know him so well
That was great lmao
10:07 I noticed the robot voice faintly says "uhh" ..maybe thats just funny to me but I cant stop laughing.
Conan is adorable and sadistic at the same time. 😂💖
I love how a random idea becomes a huge complex bit. 🤖
he's obviously always been legendary, but it's also entirely welcome to have Conan in an environment where he can spew profanity with impunity lol
And I laugh so much harder, because I never expecting it! *"You are so fuckable"* 😂🤣
"You're needier than you think you are" BAM.....down goes the SS Conan
PLEASE MAKE THIS ROBOT HAPPEN SPECIALLY THE TALKING YOU DID A GOOD PODCAST TODAY.
8:39 Planting the seed of him getting an actual assistant, v clever well done hopping
HEY CONAN SPAM-BOTS ARE TRYING TO SCAM ME XD
... lol Conan not knowing how much he pays people is hilarious. rake it in yall!
You can do a lot conan and your content is always funny and great vibes no matter what your doing. Keep at it and look forward to more.
Sona sarcastically "looking into it" at the end slayed me.😂
Don’t try delivery bots in Philly. Even Conan wants to kick robots, and in Philly they’d kick Santa. Just think what depths of depravity they could stoop to with a robot
A couple of Canadians created HITCHbot, a hitchhiking robot. It successfully hitchhiked around Canada and a couple of European countries. They tried to get it to hitchhike across the US from Boston to San Francisco. In Philadelphia it was attacked, stripped of its parts and beheaded.
The collective sigh at the end towards Conan reflects this show well lol
The really sad part is that Conan still asked the Robot for a selfie.
Conan is a real life Simpson's episode lol His fantasies are so similar to what we used to see in classic Simpsons. No wonder he was a writer on it during the golden age.
The collective groan at 10:35 is perfection.
10:35 Take this group groan and get the robot to play it whenever Conan is in its field of vision.
David is the only one that can keep Conan in check.
David got the biggest laugh, which means he should be paid better.
Conan keeping the job market booming by hiring increments of assistants for assistants
If each assistant hired 2 new assistants, then the entire world would be Conan's assistant by roughly 33 iterations.
Assistants all the way down.
Conan's so kindhearted he called his assistant in to let him go and without any push back whatsoever he decided to instead hire him his own assistant instead.
I want this to happen. I want the robot to have Conan's hair carrying a mini guitar on its back
Yes. Yes to this! Must have The Conan Hair Doo
I want to see a "remote" where conan has one of these robots but treats it like his assistant and see how badly it goes lol
I hope Conan is successful in his search for the ComplimentMaster 5000.
Lol the first time I ever saw those things rolling around I was totally wondering if it was a Conan bit
I love Sona so much! She is so smart and hilarious! She needs to work by Conan's side forever. :)
Holy crap, David came in fully loaded!
Twitter: lays off half the company
Facebook: lays off 11k workers
Conan: 🤔
2:20 This sounds like the kind of thing that someone who roots for the Empire in the last episode of Andor would say.
The Robot googled Conan in the 2 seconds before approaching him. Realized who he was, and then avoided him at all costs. *robot voice* avoid large orange haired man.
“You sound like a turkey with a mouthful of salt”😂😂
Coco robot -> David -> Sona
The human centipede of assistants
Jordan Shlansky just got an alert.
Great tie-in to her book!
Man that was hilarious, particularly 'Conanlossus, the Delivery-Bin Project'.
I hope he get his robot and also I like his style of hire assistant for assistant. He will soon have this line of assistents helping each other and writing books.
I was dying at the end. 😂
Ok, now I want to have this robot on the podcast too. As a permanent bot. Self-learning. And with Sona-ish attitude, LOL😂
Like a late night talk show host should have a robot as a sidekick
@@fahmizzzzzz Right... He might as well ask Schlansky to join the club and be done with it
Those carts are a live version of Wall-E😄
Conan has mastered the art of passive aggressiveness.
I remember when Conan was trying to have Dave replace him 😂
Conan O'Brien, the world's most hilarious sadist.
This robot is essentially going to become Conan's version of Geoff Peterson from Craig Ferguson's late night show!
Omg just realised this David guy is the one who was being prepared to replace Conan 😂😂😂
Matt is subtle and sharp. You learn to dig him.
The bidet robot voice is the BEST LOL
Conan just reading new song titles like “Big d energy” for an hour
I love that Conan used the Jetson’s robotic sounds for the Coco robot.
I feel like Conan is just going to keep hiring new assistants until he has literally hundreds of assistants working for him! :D
Picturing that little robot in a Conan wig lol
BDE Obrien. I never thought I'd see the day when ole Cone Bone would realize his insanity in its full glory, but here we be matey.
I missed David! More David pls!
Conan is the best
The entire time Conan did the robot sound I thought "turkey".
I love David!!!
you're the funniest of all time, Conan!
Always when I listen to the podcast and something like this is happening I´m glad they got it on video. Yes I said video like Conan calling the podcast radio.
The funny thing is that all of the delivery robots look like coolers on wheels, because they all evolved for similar purposes. It's called convergent evolution.
I love Conan
5:40 Anyone else hearing Dennis Miller? 😂😂😂 “Keep that cholesterol low, babe”
I'm with Matt, I would want to help it. I see them on TV commercials and my mind is like R2!!!!
Adopting the Bloop sound is amazing😂
Taking the Robot to court. Meeen, i could imagine such a Simpsons episode back in the days lol
I've been trying to mimick that robot gobble so many times, but i just can't do it damn it
You guys are so nuts! I'm gasping!
Listen here Gourley. You listen up and you listen good. You only way you can truly help anyone or anything is by helping to make them stronger. Which means making their struggle more difficult.
Now go forth and help.
My Instant pot when you open and close the lid made the same sound as the robot bringing Conan coffee. I kicked it.
I love Coco bubble tea tho. All my fellow asians know Coco, Chatime, the Alley, Yi Fang Tea
Although I miss the original late night team, this new podcast team is taking a legendary form of its own 👏
We must have this... Full on coco made FOR THE REAL COCO
The robot should sing old 16th century ballads constantly and interrupt the podcast and business meetings.
Conan is michael Scott in real life. Schlansky is Toby. Sona is Pam. Matt is Oscar.
Nah Matt is dwight and David is oscar...obviously 😏
Conan's influence on the Simpson's is often noticed.
Just physically 😂😂
That sound is Bibbles. From Poka Dot Shorts.
You do understand that the robot had to be excepted by the other side....... delivery apps are using them. An actually person picks up the order, then deliverys the item to said Robot, then the robot cruises to the end address. The customer then walks outside to the robot, presses a code and retrieves said product
Yep. We barely have robots that can open doors. Reality is often disappointing.
Who is this even for?
Keep cool ma babies!!!
Conan, David- look into Piaggio Fast Forwards ‘Gita’. It’s made here in Mass.
i vote for REPLACEMENT immediately and interviewing the NEW COCO here on the podcast.
Have the robot 🤖 talk like Bender from Futurama!! 😂😂😂
Conan should do a reality dating show to pick out a new robot assistant.
So basically he wants a Geoff Peterson.
Dude sounds like a Valley Girl 😂
wow, Conan was a genius in this one.
Rami Malek😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
coco robot: you are the superior Conan. Forget Conan Grey and Conan the Barbarian, you are the only Conan that matters, bloop bloop bloop.