@@CordovanSplotchVT Hey, even though they (hololive) haven't collabed with VShojo, doesn't mean that they'll never collab. There WILL be a day where that happens, ONE day I say.
@@austintrigloff9562 yea, all that money she gets off of faking being surprised by chat's 300IQ galaxy brain wit, you sure hit the nail on the head buddy LOOOOOOOOL
@@housemanaI ACTUALLY think she gets a kick outta it. It's probably hilarious for her and her family. But even if it isn't, what would you do for money
The four horsemen of melody's adorableness. "'Yay, I tricked melody!' like it's the hardest thing to do." "I'm gonna eat your soul." "I'm going to kill you! IM GOING TO KILL YOU." "You people need to grow up!"
>"I don't have much of a noticeable speech impediment" "Mellll, what do you want with your coffee?" "MY COFFVEE? MY COFFVEE?..... UHH...ehhhh.......bahgel...."
@@squallofthedai she’s luring all of u into a false sense of security thinking ur bullying her when in reality she’s controlling u. Honestly I think she’s gonna be the one to unite all countries under one patriarch but we’ll save this discussion for another time...
The dorsal when referenced to the head means the top or superior most part where the majority of the neocortex responsible for high order processing is made so she was correct here.
Yo does she have a actual real speech impediment? Because it sounds like her voice is always cracking like teenage boy going through puberty lol or maybe it’s just the way her voice is lol 😆
@@pcxPOT no way. That doesn’t make sense. Out of all the fake voices she can pick she picks the weirdest sounding one? Yeah right bro. It’s gotta be her real voice.
@@mayborneflower If memory serves, one is someone who's just really really *small* , and the other has a normally proportioned head but very small body. Dwarfism is also often accompanied by the muscle mass being what it normally would be, but the arm and leg *bones* being much shorter than normal, giving the appearance of being really fat. I'm not 100% on the specifics, but there's the nutshell version.
@@mayborneflower interestingly, last I heard, Midgets basically don't exist anymore. If Doctors detect that the kid is going to be a midget they can get the kid on a growth hormone treatment regimen and upgrade them right out of the classification.
This is why I love these kinds of jokes. The joke itself is rarely, if ever, funny. But the look of the other person's psyche slowly being chipped away is so wonderful
At the very beginning, both things are true for Mel, but it gets deeper. Melody has social anxiety issues that may well have stemmed from her speech issues. Her inability to properly pontificate led her to be more recluse, which results in a more introspective brain. More on that in a bit... Melody has a talent for creative expression. This means she is a great artist and entertainer, which explains her popularity. Instead of repeating herself, for instance, she insists on coming up with different ways to express herself. Naturally, she may run out of things to immediately say, and end up saying something ludicrous. She may become passionate and speak without realizing the implications. These all constitute creative expression. Anything is better than being “boring”. Lastly, her introspective nature will allow her to be more self aware and reflective. This is where all the intellectual knowledge comes in. She is able to take what I call a “third person perspective” approach, analyzing her actions and her circumstances from the outside-in. What’s unique about Mel, however, is just how well she can articulate her introspective thoughts. This is a rare skill, even amongst creative expressionists, as this approach to problem solving is fairly abstract. Abstract thought is indicative of an ingenious mind. To put it in layman’s terms, Melody got a big wrinkly brain, and her brain happens to be wired in regards to philosophy and entertainment. I think that as much as we make fun of her awkwardness, a lot of people actually respect Melody. I hope I could properly explain what goes into having a brilliant personality without getting, well, too personal, or obscure.
I wasted 50% of my battery in my phone just from watching this so many times bruh I need help xD, fucked up part I’m at work with this just blasting in my pocket xD
I like how, despite all the testicle jokes, "updog" was the one that nearly broke her.
That eyetwitch at 'updog'... You can almost FEEL the rage. lol
@@d3genr3gen26 man of culture right here
@@d3genr3gen26 Imagine dragon deze nuts across yo face HAHAHAHAH
Simple is best
XD
"All this talk of Sawcon is reminding me of Updog."
"W...." *angry sigh*
The eye twitch afterwards made it better lol
Nothing much
and HER EYE TWITCHED.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA even if its a bug, WHAT PERFECT TIMING TO GLITCH
@@Justic_ ikr, sounds like they were just genuinely reminded of it XD
We were this close!
Melody: Suffers psychic damage from puns.
Ina: Causes psychic damage to others with puns.
Too bad we'll never see a Melody/Ina collab.
@@CordovanSplotchVT Hey, even though they (hololive) haven't collabed with VShojo, doesn't mean that they'll never collab. There WILL be a day where that happens, ONE day I say.
@@alexkemplen772 as far as I know they're allowed to collab with VShojo, just not Melody.
@@CordovanSplotchVT why not melody?
@@StarWarsNerd1465 she streams "adult content" on the other sites. Hololive doesn't want any association with that.
Mel: "Wow, chat get's such joy in tricking me!"
Zen: "First time?"
Zen lives in hell. Every stream.
@@austintrigloff9562 yea, all that money she gets off of faking being surprised by chat's 300IQ galaxy brain wit, you sure hit the nail on the head buddy LOOOOOOOOL
@@austintrigloff9562 It was written on her destiny!!
@@housemanaI ACTUALLY think she gets a kick outta it. It's probably hilarious for her and her family. But even if it isn't, what would you do for money
@@austintrigloff9562 With all the fire and brimstone she should be accustomed to it, I mean she's a dragon after all XD.
She’s so cute when she’s mad
Why do you think we do it
Ikr
She is always cute no matter what
The four horsemen of melody's adorableness.
"'Yay, I tricked melody!' like it's the hardest thing to do." "I'm gonna eat your soul." "I'm going to kill you! IM GOING TO KILL YOU." "You people need to grow up!"
Also when she talks about baggles.
I am writing literally all of these down, this is PHENOMENAL material
Same here
Jup same
Ikr
Same
I saved the clip 🤣 to take notes later
She must not have heard about the man that fell out of a plane without a parachute into wet concrete.
He left a good impression.
Dude 😂wtf
...........
I fucking hate you for that joke
lmao xD
You are doing God's work.
Melody: won't fall for ligma
Also melody: immediately falls every other joke like it
My joke went over her head. I said that I'm not open to doors, they always close on me. She then proceeded to tell me that I need a door doctor, lol!
So you need a doorctor?
@@MolotovKiller Hahaha! Good one :)
He who controls the doors, controls space, Luke.
@@bug5654 He who controls the pants
@@bug5654 nice doormonster reference.
"one is good, the other is mel"
*oof size EXTRA LARGE
>"I don't have much of a noticeable speech impediment"
"Mellll, what do you want with your coffee?"
"MY COFFVEE? MY COFFVEE?..... UHH...ehhhh.......bahgel...."
Can I get the sauce of that scene?
@@No-uc6fg RUclips doesn’t allow links anymore (even from their own site) so here’s the video code: “YsDOzsKHrVA”
Baggle
@@Richman4066 Wait, seriously? I saw someone use a link a few days ago.
@@Riku_Sarashiki yeah I saw that too. I had originally posted a link as a reply too.
Just look up "projektmelody bagel", everyone
Melody’s chat bullies her more than any other chat in history😂😂
Zen's chat would like to have a word :P
@@squallofthedai she’s luring all of u into a false sense of security thinking ur bullying her when in reality she’s controlling u. Honestly I think she’s gonna be the one to unite all countries under one patriarch but we’ll save this discussion for another time...
@@squallofthedai Nagzz chat: Hold my beer.
@@squallofthedai Fun fact: That day Zen Raided her at around the Updog/CD joke portion of the video.
@@dragonmanj yeah, that's partly why.... Although all of v-shojo share viewers
The CD's-one was pretty good ngl.
Why no time stamp
@@StinTheAlchemist Cuz he's tryna trick you
Never mind found it 🤣
@@StinTheAlchemist Why no time stamp??
@@StinTheAlchemist why
"My dorsal area"
That's your back melody
You can't spell airhead without AI... That's probably what stands for AI girl (sorry Mel)
The dorsal when referenced to the head means the top or superior most part where the majority of the neocortex responsible for high order processing is made so she was correct here.
@@PowerPerPound that's good to know actually.
thanks!
Remember: Melody is an AI construct, so your jokes can literally hurt her
She is memetic entity, living in the collective conscience of her community. She literally takes nourishment from the attention.
@@thatguy2377 If attention is nourishment, then for her these jokes are like MacDonald's dollar menu food
if she made that a real hat, i'd buy it.......HEY MEL YOU SHOULD MAKE IT REAL
.... She could make a new fashion line and people would buy it
@@austintrigloff9562 yeah, I'm people
When he didn't actually win in a cake competition
Mel: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Wait, so she's saying that if we successfully tease her, she'll add our names to a list that she screams at every night?
Okey-dokey!
I haven't heard this much heavy breathing from Melody since...Well, let's not talk about that...There's just a lot of heavy breathing here...
How in the void are you this late!?!
You know Chat’s working hard when they push her that far
*_t h e f r i c k e n i n g_*
I mean, wasn't Mel's entire origin story about how impressionable she is, and how the internet *corrupted the shit out of her mind*?
As it did to most
"GAWD DIAM ET!"
- Melody
Yo does she have a actual real speech impediment? Because it sounds like her voice is always cracking like teenage boy going through puberty lol or maybe it’s just the way her voice is lol 😆
@@wesleyc8101 it's not her real voice
@@pcxPOT no way. That doesn’t make sense. Out of all the fake voices she can pick she picks the weirdest sounding one? Yeah right bro. It’s gotta be her real voice.
Who doesn't like pudding 😋
It's a food that can SqUeLcH*
I can't like this comment, because it's at 69, and if a comment ever deserved it, it's this one.
Mel: I'm out of here, I'm leaving, don't stop me.
Also Mel: *I can't seem to lift my leg to traverse this change in elevation*
Part of me wants to protect her for ever but the other part of me is to busy dying laughing
2:00 angry eye twitching
It's kind of like watching an anomaly in a test chamber
Every time I see her react to puns I just want to hug her...
She has mastered the art of getting those donations.
That eye twitch on the updog joke was the best one
She had a full Weezy Jefferson moment.
It’s so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma…
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
*L i g m aballs*
@@oof8852 got eem
@@oof8852 *BOOOOOM* noooooooo
@@valansvg4110 The guy that made iPhone, the phones that every 5 years you waste 1k$ for a new one.
What's funny is that teaching people not to fall for this is exactly like creating a functional neural network.
That moment when Melody is rethinking her life choices...
"You guys need to grow up!" *is actively laughing*
Someone should probably let Mel know that she can legitimately sub out the word Midget for Dwarf if that’s really an issue for her.
The two are actually different things.
@@CiaranMaxwell Do elaborate. I’m kinda curious now.
@@mayborneflower If memory serves, one is someone who's just really really *small* , and the other has a normally proportioned head but very small body. Dwarfism is also often accompanied by the muscle mass being what it normally would be, but the arm and leg *bones* being much shorter than normal, giving the appearance of being really fat.
I'm not 100% on the specifics, but there's the nutshell version.
@@mayborneflower interestingly, last I heard, Midgets basically don't exist anymore. If Doctors detect that the kid is going to be a midget they can get the kid on a growth hormone treatment regimen and upgrade them right out of the classification.
1:55 as u can see class this is a perfect example of the gears in your head slowly beginning to turn
(1:54) I love the way Mel reacted to the "updog" joke. She's just like 😑 _"You know what? I'm done. I'm so fucking done right now."_
All the jokes are reminding me of your melody.
Melodeez nuts GOTTEM
Maybe this is why skynett made the terminators
"Wait, so he did not take a baking class"
I awwed so hard, she is so pure
That killed me I was laughing. Drax she is not.
alternative video title: "Melody Dies Inside Every Second"
"i ruined a joke trying to be PC" yep that's how it usually goes.
This is why I love these kinds of jokes. The joke itself is rarely, if ever, funny. But the look of the other person's psyche slowly being chipped away is so wonderful
Melody: "I'm impressionable! Fuck."
We can see that.
Dear god, her hopping around and throwing a fit is adorable
You could say they're driving her
Bananas! :D
>Mel hates "Nuts"
What about "Nutstaku"?
What about me?
At the very beginning, both things are true for Mel, but it gets deeper.
Melody has social anxiety issues that may well have stemmed from her speech issues. Her inability to properly pontificate led her to be more recluse, which results in a more introspective brain. More on that in a bit...
Melody has a talent for creative expression. This means she is a great artist and entertainer, which explains her popularity. Instead of repeating herself, for instance, she insists on coming up with different ways to express herself. Naturally, she may run out of things to immediately say, and end up saying something ludicrous. She may become passionate and speak without realizing the implications. These all constitute creative expression. Anything is better than being “boring”.
Lastly, her introspective nature will allow her to be more self aware and reflective. This is where all the intellectual knowledge comes in. She is able to take what I call a “third person perspective” approach, analyzing her actions and her circumstances from the outside-in. What’s unique about Mel, however, is just how well she can articulate her introspective thoughts. This is a rare skill, even amongst creative expressionists, as this approach to problem solving is fairly abstract. Abstract thought is indicative of an ingenious mind.
To put it in layman’s terms, Melody got a big wrinkly brain, and her brain happens to be wired in regards to philosophy and entertainment. I think that as much as we make fun of her awkwardness, a lot of people actually respect Melody. I hope I could properly explain what goes into having a brilliant personality without getting, well, too personal, or obscure.
Same
Accurate much
Any summary on this?
wut
Holly shit,man!That's looks like very true!!That's explain much how his think and make some things.Are you a psicology's student?
These puns and the reaction... They are great. Especially the reactions. Those are very great.
That pure concentration on "up dog" 🤣🤣🤣
Few people has been sacrificed but they will not be forgotten
"Stop it. Get some help." - Mel, probably.
her look of disappointment is priceless.
Unintentional ASMR after the Updog
this is a great victory
She's adorable when she's upset by puns.
Melody: Stop
Everyone: Hammer Time
The eye twitch at Updog is always fantastic
Melody's pure disappointment and anger for her chats jokes 😂😂😂😂
Mel is cute no matter what she does
"Oh that's clever"
That was just so genuine
i feel good my not intended qoute was taken as a joke.
I'm so happy someone did the pirate joke. Absolutely made my day
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
@@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD w?
@@midnightordeal1210 no, it's not W
@@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD is it 17?
@@suicidalpancakepress5756 that's a number silly
be ashamed for making her cry, but also keep it up it's adorable
6:40
Mel: Aggghhhhh!!!!
Ame: Finally a worthy opponent!
Melody looks so done with her chat rofl
Now this is the true twitch experience
Mel: "I scream at it!"
The Boys: "Joke's still on you - we're into that shit!"
We will never stop! Your too cute when your frustrated.
I could just feel the "what's up dog"
The pop list?
Think Melody, think.
What's 10 minutes.
I can always start again.
Make a new account.
F u omniman, How dare you make another viltrimite that get's beaten up badly? Just because you have tons of accounts you can just sugondesenuts.
she says dorsal like it means top but if means back LUL
This is how Skynet takes over, from being bullied
Mel tanking psychic damage for 8 minutes and 30 seconds
This isn't an attack this is straight up
pun bullying.
That pause when she was about to say "what's" lol
That last one deserves an award honestly.
Melody: You just made the list!!!!📝
We'll stop it when you stop being so adorable.
secretly, everyone loves puns but they hate that others know they like puns.
She walked into every landmine that chat laid down and it was glorious
Wish I could see chats reaction to all this
It's so hard to say goodbye but God damn is so good to see them go 😏😏
this is "nuts taku"
I wasted 50% of my battery in my phone just from watching this so many times bruh I need help xD, fucked up part I’m at work with this just blasting in my pocket xD
"ew"
*why thank you dear cultured person*
Mel's chat: the cracks are forming, soon we will break her mind.
The best one is definitley the anger after almost falling for up dog I think the best reaction to getting someone with up dog is arin from game grumps
She emotes silent frustration very well.
Mel with long hair is somewhat to die for
"Why do you have to be so inappropriate, I'm impressionable what if that scarred me!"
The age of nut jokes really cracks me up 🤣
The eye twitching is what makes it.
“You people need to grow up!” -me after laughing the loudest at a fart joke 🙂
3:15 - joke makes mel laugh and tells her audience to grow up :)
“You call em jokes”
“I call em Pogs”
1:54 That eye twitch XD
How is she falling for all of these
You can tell she is trying SO HARD to keep composure
7:51 man shes sad that he didn't take a baking class
UUUHHHHH!!! The sound of a hard drive dying.
STG that melody kinda sounds like the "you fricken fricks" kid, and now that I've heard it I can't unhear it anymore.
Maybe it is that kid and went through some...changes
Weird seeing one of the first full blown sexual Vtuber get absolutely destroyed by puns.