Kitty - Genshin Impact Comic Dub
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- Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
- "How can a pocket sized kitty like you fight me, meow??"
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Keiko Kawayui - Childe
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Applre - Xiao
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Doctor PAP - Zhongli
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Music: Various Songs from Genshin Impact OST
• Genshin Impact OST
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Video: Applre
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Zhongli: "Let's have a pillar fight!"
Xiao and Childe: "You mean a pillow fight?"
Zongli: "No."
**random archon trying to save the ppl of liyue from the meteors because zhongli will have order**
Rip Xiao and Childe you'll be missed
should be more likes
"if my words can't explain well, my pillar will"
- Zhongli 2021
That can Line can be Put out of context very easily
@@Dante_luvr 😳
Which pillar😟....
@@vixxenoski 😳
How pillar🤔
Should've summoned meteors, then.
They might die tho.
@@mayo7082 Zhongli summons meteors, but holds short. Glares menacingly until both Xiao and Childe stop bickering.
Zhongli: Now. Will. You. Two. Stop. FIGHTING?! (Meteors float right behind him)
What strong power you got there sir.
Should have said I will have order
You can't reason with a statue.
And on this side ladies and gentlemen, we can see a dad with his archer wannabe older son and the cosplayer emo younger son in their natural habitat. Please keep your distance at all times and be careful of flying pillars
PLS NOT EMO COSPLAYER-😭
"ARCHER WANNABE SON" I'm crying 😂
Do not forget about the falling Geo rocks in case Zhongli decides to intervene.
I 😭😭😭
Archer wallet*
Zhongli: If those two had a fight, use a pillar. If that don't work, use more pillar.
Meet the zhongli
Imprison them in pilla
zhongli c1 dual wields pillars
@@Wowimsick i have c1 zhongli. I put 2 pillar and one boulder, i call it reverse PP
And if the fight even more...
Then It is absolutely acceptable to destroy a whole city
Childe's scream tho-
1:51
Or 1:52 ig
*A*
AAaAahH-
sounds just like a child he is
He just kicked his pillar..HOW-
He's a dragon lol
Dont skip leg days, that’s all
I mean he used to hurdle mountain size spears before, so I don't think kicking a pillar would be hard for him at all
Because He angy
I read
He just tickled his pillar 💀
Poor Zhongli... He just wants them to get along. 🤦🏻♀️
There's no way anyone can get along with diplomat like him . Man it makes my blood boil when people ship lumine with childe
@@mickey7758 Why
@@lizzylala4703 I don't know maybe it's because of the genshin community when pallad pushed sucrose they were all like die die and when the childe was beating the crap out of lumine/aether they all were like we saw nothing. It really annoys me when people judge other with their faces not by their hearts .
@@mickey7758 yeah Pallad was just hypothermic and you get delusional and disoriented when this happens so it was a misunderstanding while Childe purposely tried to kill Traveler
@@lizzylala4703 finally someone agreed with me . I am really glad that I met you .
I'm totally with Xiao here.
Also it's like Xiao is Zhongli's son fighting the creepy guy trying to hook up with his dad after his mom left.
This is exactly the vibe I get lmao
OMG LMAO THIS IS SO TRUE HAHAHAHA
PLS I'M WHEEZING-
LMAO DONT SAY IT THAT WAY
Bruh his mom figure fkin died
Zhongli's such a dad lmao
Someone’s gotta attend to the children lol
@@Doctor_PAP indeedddddd
@@omelette.attack Ikr-they act like two brothers fighting-
Childe is being a Child-
You mean grandpa 😏
That Zhongli voice tho. XD
Thank you! 😄
@@Doctor_PAP good job
@@Doctor_PAP "If my words can't explain well, my pillar will" That is very nice
Zhongli lecture Childe and Xiao for hours.
Few moment later, saw Ganyu, Qiqi and later Hu Tao causing trouble as Qiqi chase after Coco goat milk and Hu Tao trying to bury Qiqi. Guess a dad job never end easily as he going to lecture them to get along well.
Zhongli: fine
I WILL HAVE ORDER!
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@Hmm ahahha
Zhongli: Why is my retirements more work then my former job as an Archon? I'm not even your father!
Everyone:........... Your not.
Zhongli: I mean, yeah.
*Ganyu and Hu Tao start crying, Xaio look away depress, Child and Qiqi look ready to kneel over and cry in a huddle position.*
Zhongli:....... Hey now. I didn't mean it. Come on. Let go to Ninnguan and have dinner at the table. So stop crying please.
@@asher5455 how do you do that in the first place
@@unavailabletester5266 copy pasted someome else ahaha
"Who doesn't obey to Rex Lapis,shall feel the wrath of the rock"
Xiao and the Fatui didn't listen :P
Wow even baal is afraid of the geo archon that just tells us that zongli is a scary person
It's about drive it about power we stay hun.......
@@burnedppotato gry we devour put in the work put in the hours and take what's ours
Zhongli's wallet vs Zhongli's cat-boy son ❤
HAHAHAHAH
ah yes yes XD
Expected Zhongli to say *I WILL HAVE ORDER* when they were arguing
I like how they hug each other in fear, like the fight didn't even happen
the one thing they can agree on
Childe laughing at Xiao for being a pet, while being a walking purse...XD
Deleted scene: lumine runs in grabbing the pillar and slam dunks it on both of them
And then takes Childe's money
@@sora_in_the_sky Then Paimon steals the money and gets a lifetimes worth of sticky honey roast
@@munchilvesyou.6592 Is that all you think about?
You know as the emergency food you shouldn't be doing anything like that, you might get cooked into Paimon Roast
@@sora_in_the_sky For the last time, PAIMON IS NOT EMERGENCY FOOD!!
@@munchilvesyou.6592 Whatever you say Paimon Roast~
Zhongli: Xiao don't scare my wallet he only appears once a week and you don't want to upset the traveller aswell
Childe: Im what now?
Wallet you are fatui Boi
WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT HOW XIAO'S VOICE IS SO WELL DONE, LIKE-
Wow didn't expect zhong get new update and that is to carry a damn pillar🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍
That's his equivalent of him using a chancla or a rubber slipper
Damn xaio's voice is so accurate
Childe's voice is so good
"Rocks fall, everyone dies." Flips the table.
the pillar he kicked does 999999. imagine the damage of his dinosaur extinction move
DINOSAUR EXTINCTION MOVE BAHAHAHAHA
This is just Zhongli in his non-archon form. Imagine if he still had his gnosis.
Rex Lapis, Origin Archon is going to be busted af.
@@mcdonnell-douglasdc-1056 all because of his obligation to fulfill the contract
@@izzuddinyusof1093 Game: No! You cannot exceed the damage limit!
Rex Lapis, Origin Archon: How about no?
*does so much damage that the universe can't even handle it*
"My pillar will" mah gawd soo nice that was perfect xD
I thought he would just summon an meteor and say :
’’ I WILL HAVE ORDER
😂that line out of context "if my words can't explain well, my piller will."
Lumine: *casually drinking an iced tea*
Xiao & Childe: *girly frightened screams*
Paimon: Uh should we do something?
Lumine: Nah, Zhongli's dishing out order. Somebody must have interrupted his day off again. *watches Zhongli drag a KO'd Xiao and Childe away*
Paimon: Uh....
Lumine: *giggles* See? He had order.
HIT ME WITH YOUR PILLAR
It wouldve been cooler for zhongli to say “I WILL HAVE ORDER” when he told xiao and childe to shut up
zhongli angrily screaming enough has blessed my ears Im not worthy
"If one disturbs somebody, they shall face the wrath of the rock."
Zhongli : "If my words can't explain well, my pillar will"
Me : "which pillar do you mean? The one you holding or..."
I will have order!
Omg-
*Censored by the ONU*
@@AVC823 Thanks-
I’ll get the funeral parlor on the line. Do you want them to share a coffin or still be in separate one still. (Hopefully they have ones the size of a pancake. At least it will not coast to much to be custom made.)
Just say "Fatui money"
Hu Tao will take care of the rest
Alright, two coffins please, a long one and a short one.
"More like the weapon is holding you then you holding the weapon"
_Childe no stop-_ 😭
This is so Xiao!
I love how childe is picking on Xiao for his size lol.
CHILDE STOP BULLYING THIS SMALL LITTLE EMO CAT HES TOO PRECIOUSSS 😭
I love how in the video Childe and Xiao want to kill eachother,but end up hugging eachother because Zhongli threats them with his pillar
I expected him to transform into his dragon form or summoning meteors but yeah kicking the pillar would do lmao
its the pillar of peaceful agreement
I like how it's practically canon Xiao is a catboy now
"My pillar will"
Poor Xiao! He was doing a good job and calmed down when he first told but Childe kept pestering him. Zhongli shouldn’t have kept telling Xiao to behave when Childe is the instigator 🥺
To be honest, Childe doesn't give off Fatui vibes. He's just...Childe, manager of the Northland Bank, lives probably a few meters away from the Wangsheng Funeral parlor to accomodate Zhongli's Mora requests.
Wtf he just kicked the pillar and did more damage. I am going to do the same
If I have zhongli
thought he would just
*have order*
Xiao really said the equivalent of: 'when did I ask?' 🕳🚶
Bruh the weapon is holding xiao 💀
Zhongli: **gets enraged**
Me: "I WILL HAVE ORD-"
Zhongli: "ENOUGH"
Me: "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."
*I do like the idea of xiao as a kitty tho that’d be so cute and wholesome 🥺*
He should have went: "I WILL HAVE ORDER"
He WILL have order
Zhongli will make them feel the wrath of the rock
Plot Twist: Childe was just Jealous of Xiao Because Xiao Get's Pats From Zhongli.
I thought in the end he will be like *I WILL HAVE REST TODAY!*
Why is Xiao's voice so soothing to me 😌
"Is that the.... *Pillar of Discipline...?*
I now like imagine Zhongli grabs the pillars out of now where and yeets it with his hands into the ground every time-
This gave me siblings fight vibes. And Zhongli is their daddy
*Childe and Xiao fighting*
Zhongli: I WILL HAVE ORDER
Childe and Xiao: Huh?
Zhongli: 💀
Childe gonna be the real kitty when lumine patt’sshis head
ZHONG DONG SLAMMING😂😂😂
...y e a h.
Childe why did you bully Xiao🥺
Ha! Serves you right lmao
*If you ever mock him again I will send you to Celestia with my Anemo powers-*
@@anemowanderer2507 oh not like you are any better mooch man
@@shamblesbutdeux wat did I say
They actually hug each other out of fear 😂😂
Maybe banning fighting for childe will be suiting punishment
Why everyone scary
u see theres the kitty of this world and the child(e) the kitty is the air kitty they get mad when child(e) annoys him but i forgot the Grandpa the one who smacks them with pillars when they dont listen
@@biancamacusi that didn’t help
@@Eggsreal Just stay away from them okay..??
@@Izasuki ok then
@@Eggsreal good boi ^^
Bro is gonna make them extinct like the dinosuars 😭😭🖐🖐
His pillar will he say🤔
Childe, Xiao's an adeptus and lore wise, he's more powerful than you. Are you just having a death wish?
Lmaooooo
*IF MY WORDS CAN'T EXPLAIN WELL, MY PILLAR WILL!!*
Okay but hearing Xiao said,"damn useless fatui" already makes me satisfied as I hate Childe,I’m soo proud of my edgy boi
1:23 It should have been Zongli’s ult. “I will have order-“
I just thought the same thing 💀
Damn Fatui
I swear, one of these days someone’s gonna find an exploit that will actually allow zhongli to kick his pillar to spin.
im sorry, i dont mean to be rude but, xiao sounds a little like spongebob
EXCUSE ME-!???😭✋
Emo spongebob 😳😳😳
"If my words can't explain well, my pillar will" best line ever
Childe appears
*Liyue battle theme starts playing*
LMAO ZHONGLI REALLY SAID “I will have order.”
"If my word can't explain well my pillar will"
Best qoute of the day
If mY WoRDs CanT eXpLaiN wEll mY pIllAr WiLl
I knew that Xiao was short but I never thought that he was THAT short 😩🍇
And now you two are making the geometric mad great. Hope you two will live to regret it.
omg all the characters sounded so good!
Xiao's voice is so accurate that i thought it was the real voice actor at first
Im sorry I just love that Zhongli’s just like ‘oh yeah he just appears out of nowhere, nothing strange about that 😀👍’
The sentence Xiao said "Just shut the hell up" GOT ME LOL
I was expecting zhongli to say "I will have order" and his meteorite thing just falls from the sky
This may be the best xiao fun dub i've ever heard. Great job!
Childe and Xiao fighting:
Zhongli: I WILL HAVE ORDER
Plot twist:Zhongli is one of the Pillar Men
I thought he'd say "I will have order" and just a meteor descending to separate them! Lol I loved this !
1:48
Also Zhongli: I WILL HAVE O R D E R
If words don't work, *violence is the answer*
-Zhongli
Zhong Li is me when the classmates I’m sitting in between keeps arguing and I barely can hold back from bonking them on the head with my file that weighs like 1kg
I was expecting Zhongli to just shout THIS IS ORDER
Zhongli: if my words can't explain well my pillar will
Childe and Xiao: sceams
Omg, it's 11pm and I'm laughing really hard on Childe and Xiao's "yaaaaah"
After the silence I was expecting him to cross his arms and shout, “I will have order!”